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(water running)

(groans) How can Dylan stand

living here without a washing machine?

I think he has a thing for the girl at the Fluff 'N Fold.

Oh, man, if I'd known it was "do your laundry day"

in the bathroom, I'd have brought fabric softener.

I guess you want to take a shower, huh?

Whatever gave you that impression, Kel?

Is this a "one size fits all" kind of garment or what?

Dylan...

All right, I'll wait till you're done.

But what do you think the chances are

of the three of us jumping into that shower

and conserving some serious water?

You know, I have a perfectly good room

back at the beach apartment. Maybe I should...

No, you shouldn't.

Look, Kel, can't you give David a break

and just bury the hatchet?

Is that what you think this is, some sort of family feud?

Look, all I know is that if you two keep avoiding each other,

you're never gonna work this out.

I'm not avoiding him.

Donna, you just don't get it.

I care about him, too.

I want to see him get better.

He is better. I believe him.

Then you're being a fool.

Yeah, she's right, Donna.

David's just gonna have to tough it out.

No one can convince him he's got a problem.

He's just gonna have to come to that realization himself.

Well, then, how are we gonna know when he's well?

When he stops taking drugs and starts taking responsibility.

Well, listen, Dad, I don't know what Kelly told you,

but she completely overreacted.

It's not like I'm an addict.

What's it going to take for you to trust me again?

You want me to move in so you can give me a drug test every morning?

I'm going to talk to your therapist,

and I'm going to take

a good, hard look for myself.

And if I don't like what I see by next week,

I'm pulling you out of school and you're going into rehab.

(sighs)

(sighs)

So, what about the rent?

I'll give you the money.

But I'm making the check out directly to your landlord.

Thanks.

How much is it?

$620.

You live in the high rent district.

I live on the beach. What can I say?

Just say you'll never do drugs again.

It's a deal.

Well, we set the date for the wedding.

Oh, that's great. When?

Monday.

Valentine's Day-- that's so romantic.

Wow, you guys aren't wasting any time.

Well, we can't afford to.

So, where's this shindig going to take place?

Well, we didn't want to make a big production,

so we're going to go down to City Hall.

Andrea, it's your wedding.

Throw a party, do something.

Well, without my parents' blessing, my...

my heart's not in it.

Well, it's not 'cause Jesse's Latino, is it?

No. They think I'm just throwing my life away.

They don't want anything to do with it.

That's terrible.

Well, at least you have your grandmother.

Yeah, well, we're gonna tell her tonight.

I'm not sure she's going to take it any better.

Well, we're all happy for you.

Thanks, Donna.

I'm glad somebody is.

Here's the problem.

You can't stack boxes in front of the vent.

I told Suzanne.

Well, tell her again.

(excited shouting)

KELLY: Oh, you look great!

Hey. Hi, sweetheart, how are you?

KELLY: We didn't think we'd see you here for at least another week.

Well, I wouldn't be here at all if it wasn't for my new partner.

Mm. So, as a new partner, does that mean

I get a discount on my Megaburgers, Nat? NAT: No.

I want to renegotiate, then.

Hey, Brando,

get over here.

We can't have a reunion without you.

Nat, you look like a new man.

Welcome back.

Thanks. It's 'cause I got a million-dollar ticker.

And a million- dollar partner.

So you're sure I can't get you something?

No, thank you, Grandma. We're, we're okay.

Okay.

You said you had an important matter to discuss.

It certainly looks important.

Two serious faces like that.

Jesse's asked me to marry him.

And what did you say?

I said yes.

Of course you did, because you're pregnant.

Good guess, huh?

Yeah.

So how are Kenny and Gail taking this news?

Well, they're not exactly thrilled.

Surprise, surprise.

Grandma, we were, um, we were hoping to get your blessing.

I know you didn't approve of Dad's marrying out of the faith.

Approve. What's to approve?

Has Andrea told you about what happened

to our family in Europe?

About the Holocaust?

Yes, yes, she did.

I know you're a very smart, young man,

but believe me, from something like that, you learn.

And the two things I learned are these.

First, people who ignore the mistakes of the past

are doomed to repeat them.

Grandma, it's not a mistake.

Let me finish.

The second thing I learned

is that in this life,

you'd better take your blessings where you find them.

And I think

you two have found them.

So, where are we having your wedding shower?

I don't know, I hadn't thought about it.

Then we'll have it here.

And as for your parents, let me talk to them.

Not that they ever listen to what I have to say.

I love you, Grandma.

Thank you.

(door closes)

Hey, Donna, What are you doing here?

Well, this is my apartment.

Yeah, well, are you sure you should be here?

I mean, don't you need permission from Kelly or something?

Look, David, she's just worried about you. So am I.

That's why we did what we did.

Well, you guys can stop worrying.

It was just a bad couple of weeks, that's all.

So, you aren't doing that stuff anymore?

I'm trying.

And I'm, uh, I'm keeping it together so far, really.

Good.

Well, I... I just came to get my dress

for the Valentine's Day dance tomorrow.

Do you want to go?

Well, what about Kelly?

Nah, she already has a date.

Very funny.

(chuckles)

So you'll come?

Yeah, I'll be there.

Great.

(doorbell rings)

Whoa! (gasps)

Hey, Donna, how are you?

I'm fine, Mr. Pitts.

David tells me you and Kelly were out of town. So, how was your trip?

It was fine, thanks.

Well, I'll see you later.

PITTS: Great.

So, David...

Don't worry, Mr. Pitts, I have the rent.

Ah, well, great. I knew you'd come through.

I haven't rented to a deadbeat yet.

Listen, um, my dad made it out for the wrong amount. What should I do?

It's your Dad's check?

Yeah.

In that case,

here's a hundred...

20... 40...

and... 50. We're even.

Great, thanks.

No problem, kid.

BRENDA: Well, listen to this,

tell me what you think.

"Dear Stuart, in the last four weeks,

"I've discovered what your promises are worth.

"I suppose you think you can come back here,

"spend a lot of money on me,

"and everything will be back the way it was.

Well, think again, Stuie, I am not for sale."

What do you think?

It's quite a Valentine.

Well, he deserves it, doesn't he?

I don't know, Bren.

Maybe the guy just got busy.

I mean, he did say he was gonna be taking over

that big project down in Texas for his father.

Brandon, does the old adage "out of sight, out of mind"

mean anything to you?

I don't know, Bren, first Dylan, and now Stuart.

I think I'm seeing a pattern forming here.

Who's next for you, The Sultan of Brunei?

This is about Dylan buying the Pit, isn't it?

Aah!

You know, the Pit used to be like home to me.

And now, every time I go in there, I feel like a guest.

Maybe it's time to find someplace new to hang out.

Like where?

I don't know, someplace a little... spicier.

(clears throat)

(knocking on door)

Brandon.

Are you making a habit of dropping by?

I hope so.

Thanks.

Well, the new place looks great.

I see you already have your masks prominently displayed.

Friends usually call before they come over.

Why, you busy?

Just preparing a lesson on the origins of Valentine's Day.

Oh. Well, you could practice it

on me if you want.

You know, we tried this when I was married,

and you had about a million other reasons

why we were totally unsuitable together.

Well, what did I know?

I was just a kid then.

Brandon, anything more than a friendship

might be too much for me to handle right now.

Well, what about the other night?

That was the other night.

Please, I'm just trying to be rational for a change.

Yeah, me, too, but, uh...

I can't stop thinking about you, Lucinda.

Oh, Brandon.

Don't say that.

Why?

Because you feel the same way?

We can't do this.

Then tell me you want me to leave.

We're going to be sorry.

We'll get over it.

LUCINDA: Valentine's Day has its origin

in the Roman festival of the Lupercalia.

Holy men in wolf masks

would ceremonially beat all the young virgins

with thongs of goat hide

in order to purify them and make them fertile.

No wonder Rome fell.

Donna, today our Valentine's customs

aren't that much different.

I mean, instead of goat hide, men are bludgeoning women

with perfume, flowers, and, of course, chocolate.

Well, don't forget the big bludgeon-- jewelry.

My ex-fiancé really knew how to wield that diamond club.

Well, we didn't hear you complaining.

I am now.

Wasn't romance ever a component

of Valentine's Day? Historically, no.

The goal of the day was to mollify the fear

that men had of women's sexuality.

Let's see how this tracks on our time line.

You know, I think she has a one-track mind.

She does not.

She's a woman of principle.

Yeah, she's the type of woman who talks about principles

and then runs away with your boyfriend.

Hey, what's up, Happy Jack?

Hey, it's the deejay man.

How you doing, buddy? Let's do this.

Hey, you know I really appreciate

this intro to the man. Oh, no problem, man.

He's always looking for good customers.

But, listen, I want to warn you ahead of time.

These guys are into needles.

Really? Yeah, but you

can just say no; I did and they were pretty cool with it.

Cool.

Andy, it's me. Silver.

And I brought a friend.

Come on in, beat the day.

Dude, we gotta hang out more.

Thanks, brother.

That's what I'm here for.

You're home.

Hi, honey. How was work?

Well, I think I invented a new tax loophole.

Declare yourself a hostage and deduct the ransom.

Honey, I'm so proud of you.

Only three?

Yeah, Brandon's having dinner

with Andrea and Jesse.

Has, uh, Brenda sent her love letter to Stuart yet?

Honey, we should really tell her what's happening.

Why?

After what she put us through

with that stupid Vegas elopement,

we deserve a little payback.

Hello.

Hey.

We're gonna be eating shortly, honey.

All right, I'll be right back.

I just want to hit the post office.

The letter is finally done.

I think it has just the right balance

of disdain and contempt.

Really? Yes.

It now ends, "Stuart, your father was right,

you are a bum. Happy Valentine's Day."

That should send a message.

I think so. Honey, maybe you should...

You know Cindy,

if she wants him to get the letter by Monday,

she should really get it in the mail today.

My thought exactly.

Jim, this is mean.

No, it's not.

I think it's just the right balance of disdain and contempt.

Mmm! Mmm-hmm.

Dig in.

Ah, what is it?

It's a Mexican specialty, mole poblano.

That's chicken with spicy chocolate sauce. Mmm...

You really are pregnant, aren't you?

(laughing): Yeah.

You know, Brandon,

you're the closest thing Andrea has to a brother.

Well, I guess that makes you my brother-in-law, doesn't it?

Something like that, yeah.

Well, that's why we wanted to, um, to ask you a favor.

Shoot.

Brandon, would you give me away?

Isn't that something your father's supposed to do?

Yeah, but it doesn't look like it's gonna work out that way.

I'm... I'm sorry.

So, will you do it?

Yeah, absolutely.

Yes, I'd... I'd be honored.

Of course, I'll do it.

Thanks, man. You got it.

Thank you.

Well, there's one more thing.

We're getting married at City Hall,

but we wanted to have a party afterwards.

And you want to have it at my house.

No problem, Cindy loves weddings.

Well, um...

not really.

Well, we didn't want anything fancy.

And, you know, your mom would go overboard.

We were thinking at the Peach Pit.

The Peach Pit for a wedding reception?

Yeah. Yeah.

Will you ask Nat for us?

You know...

that's really not my department anymore.

You should be talking to Dylan.

Andrea, we're asking Brandon to do too much already.

I'll talk to Dylan.

You know what, guys?

I'll talk to Dylan for you.

After all, I am the father of the bride, right?

Father of the baby. Father of the bride.

Oh... Eat. Eat.

David.

Wait, you're supposed to wear something with a heart.

Well, I didn't have anything.

No fear.

I stopped at the campus store.

Ta-dah.

Hey, how's it going?

Hi.

Donna, that's Jack.

He's coming to the party with us. (gasps)

David, it's a Valentine's dance.

So?

So...

it's supposed to be romantic.

DONNA: What's he doing here?

DAVID: Well, he just stopped by

and he doesn't have anything to do tonight.

Besides, he's a really talented musician.

We're thinking of starting a band.

He looks pretty out of it.

Would you stop being so judgmental?

We're in college now.

Not everyone we meet

is going to be from Beverly Hills.

You got a cigarette?

No.

No worries. We can stop on the way.

You guys ready to go?

DAVID: Yeah. Let's get out of here.

Cool. Come on, Donna.

Okay.

(sighs heavily)

♪ I've been waiting so long for the good life ♪

♪ Working harder than I ever did before ♪

♪ No surprises, no compromises ♪

Hey, hey, hey, what's this?

No heart costumes?

I wear my heart on my sleeve, Sanders. No heart.

Yeah. Come on, you nasty little fun tart, let's dance.

That's my fun tart, all right?

So, you heard about Andrea's wedding?

Yeah, City Hall, right?

Yeah, and then she wants to have the reception

at the Peach Pit.

Cool.

Yeah, I think it'd be all right with Nat.

What do you think?

How should I know? You're his partner.

Who is that growth attached to David Silver?

KELLY: One of his new best friends, probably.

Hi. Hi.

Ah, let me guess.

You're the aorta and you're the left ventricle.

Steve Sanders, this is Jack Dornan.

How's it going?

Howdy.

Hey, either of you guys got a cigarette?

I left mine in the car.

No.

Well, it's like they say,

if you don't use your head, you gotta use your feet.

Be right back.

So where's the beer?

Keg's on the second floor.

Come on, I'll show you.

Oh, he's definitely clean and sober.

Kelly, he just went to get a beer.

Right.

Well, ladies, I'll see you later.

Have a good time.

Hey, where are you going with those cookies?

None of your business.

Does he have a girlfriend we don't know about?

Mmm...

Tasty.

I had a feeling you'd like 'em.

You didn't tell anyone where you were going, did you?

Of course not.

Good,

because the last thing either of us needs right now

is a scandal in our lives.

You've got the dean's task force

and... I've got my reputation as an educator.

I know.

Don't worry.

We just have to take this

day by day.

Night by night.

I guess that's all we've got.

Unless...

Unless what?

I don't know.

Um, maybe I'm dreaming,

but I've got this grant proposal in with the NEA

to do a series of documentary films,

and if it comes through,

I wouldn't have to teach anymore.

I had no idea you were a filmmaker.

There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Brandon.

I think I know enough to get by.

♪ Remember when I met you ♪

♪ This man does not forget... ♪ Whoa.

Looks like Donna and David

are certainly making up for lost time.

(Kelly sighs)

Yeah, maybe I have been too rough on him.

I mean, he has been really sweet to her tonight.

Yeah, maybe you ought to just forget about it

and focus on a more pressing issue.

Like what?

You're 86'ed, pal.

Permanently.

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

This weasel was snorting up in the rec room.

DAVID: So what are you,

the DEA? No.

I'm just a member of this house

who doesn't want to see his charter yanked.

Oh, come on, man, you guys have put away

enough beer tonight to float this place.

Isn't that against the university rules?

Or is that okay, some kind of jock thing?

Dude, I'm out of here, man.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah.

Come on, Donna. Let's get out of here.

What, you're you gonna stay here with these guys?

You've been lying to me, haven't you?

What is this, an inquisition?

You invited me to a party. What's my crime?

Just go.

I'd be happy to.

♪ It's love that makes you insane ♪

♪ And love's such a dreadful thing... ♪

Hey, David, where are you going?

Anywhere but here.

So what, you're just gonna leave Donna

hanging in there?

Yeah, she'll be okay.

You know, you're blowing it, man.

Gee, since when

are you such an expert on my life, Dylan?

What, Silver, you think your life's so complicated

I can't figure it out? I've seen it before.

You're a junkie.

And you're a drunk.

And you're also a sanctimonious pain in the ass.

Why don't you just go back inside and tell Kelly

you've done your little bit for humanity, all right?

She didn't tell me to come out here.

Gee, let me guess, you came out here because you really care.

Don't flatter yourself, David.

I just don't want to owe anybody anything, and I owe you one.

What are you talking about?

You remember when my Dad died,

and you came to the Walsh house?

No, not really.

You said that even though we were never very close,

you could sort of understand what I was going through

'cause of what happened to you when Scott died.

I was standing on a ledge that day, man.

My closest friends were trying to help me.

For what it's worth, you're the reason I didn't jump.

Yeah, well, like I said, I really don't remember.

Remember what I'm telling you now.

One of these days, you'll be out there on that ledge.

Before you jump, give me a call.

(sighs)

Mmm... mmm! What is this?

It's a cross-cultural burrito.

Grandma Rose supplied the kasha varnishkas and the brisket,

and Jesse's mom supplied the tortilla

and the guacamole.

That is the most incredible thing I've ever tasted.

Thank you, darling.

How come you're not eating?

I can't. I'm too angry.

Go on, say "I told you so."

Donna, you gotta stop beating yourself up about this.

Kelly, he was fine.

At least I thought he was, and then... then all of a sudden,

he just wasn't David anymore.

Well, it's good that you're angry.

It's about time.

I'd do anything to have the old David back.

Come on.

It's a wedding shower.

Try to find a little happiness.

Come on, you guys.

She's opening the presents.

Oh, this is from Brenda.

KELLY: Read the card.

"'What love is: If thou wouldst be taught,

'Thy heart must teach alone...

'Two souls with but a single thought.

Two hearts that beat as one.' "But don't go

"go by me. "I almost married a jerk

"who hasn't called me in a month.

Love, Brenda."

(all laughing)

Oh, look at that.

Oh, I don't think my son goes for that sort of thing.

Oh, yeah, sure, Mom. Who do you think

you're kidding?

(doorbell rings) Oh, I'll get it.

Jesse, you're early.

Go on.

ANDREA: Get out of here. Take a walk.

This is girl stuff.

Okay, okay, I can take a hint.

Did you talk to her parents?

Yeah.

No luck.

Try again, Rose, please.

It really means a lot to her.

I know. I will.

ANDREA: Wait. Okay, I want to open the next one.

Open that one. This is a big one.

(sighs)

Steve?

Steve?

(groans)

Steve, good morning.

Did you have a few last night?

(mumbling)

Buddy, you would not believe what I'm going through here.

This place is like an all-you- can-eat buffet for drinkers.

(sighs)

Were we supposed to play basketball?

Yeah.

Oh, Bran, I got to get out

of this place. It's like a saloon. (sighs)

Every day, everybody gets together and plays this,

this drinking game.

Everybody sits around watching my mother

in reruns of The Hartley House.

Every time my mother says, "Chuckie," everybody drinks.

(wry chuckle)

Do you know how many times my mother says "Chuckie"

in a given episode?

Don't watch, Steve.

That's not all.

Remember how I told you I was gonna get John Sears' old room?

Yeah.

Well, I didn't count on getting three roommates with it.

Oh, so the prince has to share his castle.

I told you, you were going to hate it here, bro.

I've got to find someplace else to live.

You got any ideas?

You know, as a matter of fact, maybe I do.

(shrieks)

Andy?

(insistent knocking)

Anybody there?

(sighs) It's me, David Silver.

(knocking continues)

Hey.

Did you see anybody out there?

Uh, no, man. Listen, I was just stopping by.

I've got some new CDs I want you to listen to.

How about outside? Did you see anybody outside?

Yeah, there were tons of people outside.

I hope you like hip-hop.

Yeah, some other time, huh?

Seems I got to close the store.

Why, what's happening?

Armageddon.

I just got word the whole dorm's gonna be busted.

Oh, God.

You live off campus, right?

Yeah.

Great. Take this to your house

and I'm gonna call you as soon as everything's okay,

everything's clear, all right?

What's in it?

What do you think is in it?

I don't know about this, Andy.

And I don't know about that guy

that you brought over here yesterday.

Come on. Happy Jack is cool.

Somebody dimed on me, man.

For all I know, you could be the one who punked out.

Come on, man, if I would've turned on you,

you think I would've come back here?

Look, all I know is, I'm going down here,

and this stuff isn't even paid for yet.

I'm about to get wiped both ways.

So you gotta help me out here, David.

You're my only hope.

There's no way Andrea's gonna let me live in her room.

Steve, she's moving in with Jesse.

She told me I could use her computer.

Maybe you can sleep in her bed.

(sighs) She's not home.

Yeah, I'm gonna leave her a note to call me.

Hey, Silver.

Silver, how's it...

...going?

The Energizer Bunny's got nothing on that kid.

Completely unhinged.

Bruner, you take the hallway,

Jennings, you come with me.

All right.

What's going on?

Andrea, don't tear yourself up over this.

Grandma Rose did the best she could.

I know, but they're my parents.

I can't help but wish they were there.

(indistinct police radio chatter)

What's going on here?

It must be a fire drill.

ANDREA: Really?

BRANDON: No, it's some kind of drug bust.

Looks like I'm moving out just in time.

As a matter of fact, Andrea,

I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

JESSE: Man, this is serious.

(garbled radio transmission)

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Calm down.

Calm down. Yeah, he's right here.

Hold on.

Dylan, it's David.

Yeah?

Okay, man, just hold on.

Don't do anything until I get there, all right?

Okay.

Is he in trouble?

Yeah.

(phone beeps off)

(knocking)

DYLAN: David.

Open the door. It's me.

So what, you're smoking, too?

Man, I was so freaked last night,

I went out and bought a pack.

Was that before or after you got strung out on meth?

I haven't touched anything, man.

I didn't even sleep last night.

I think I'm losing it.

Just relax, David.

So where's the stuff?

It's in the bag.

How much is in the bag?

I don't know, man. I was too afraid to open it.

David, this is a lot of weight, man.

We gotta do something right now.

I know, man. Look, I was thinking

maybe we could go bury it out on the beach.

Is that the best you can do?

What if someone's watching your house?

You think somebody's watching?

Great, now what am I going to do?

It's real simple.

Go in and flush it down the toilet.

What're you kidding?

I can't do that.

Why can't you do that?

Because, man, that stuff's worth a lot of money.

What about when Andy gets out,

and he comes back looking for it?

Tell Andy to kiss your ass.

I can't do that, man. He's my friend.

He's your friend?

Let me tell you a little something

about your friend, David.

Last night when the cops were hauling him away,

before they even got him downtown,

they told him his best play was to give up his supplier.

His lawyer shows up about an hour later,

tells him the same thing.

First offense, little cooperation, he can skate.

But guess whose name comes up

in the conversation around midnight?

Yeah.

So this morning,

the judge signs a search warrant.

I'm guessing you've got

a 15-minute time window to save your butt.

Now are you gonna stand here and argue your options

with me, or are you going to get in there

and flush that stuff down the toilet?

Oh, man.

How'd I get myself into this?

How'd you get into it?

You get off on getting high, David.

I mean, you don't want to get rid of this stuff, do you?

That's why you're not flushing it out

of your life right now. I mean,

why let all this good blow go to waste, huh?

You're on the ledge, Silver.

Don't jump.

All right, man, go.

Go flush it.

No, I'm not going to flush it.

You're going to flush it.

It's your deal.

(sighs)

(sighs)

(toilet flushing)

That's the last of it.

There may just be hope for you yet, Silver.

(banging on door)

MAN: Police! We have a warrant.

Open up!

Oh, God.

Be cool.

Don't say anything, just do what I do.

(banging on door)

MAN: Open up!

Go! Move! Move!

Let's go! Put 'em up here.

Here for right now! Move!

MAN #1: Move! Move!

MAN #2: Right here. Go up here. Move.

Relax now! You have the right

to remain silent.

If you give up the right

to remain silent, anything you say can

and will be used against you in a court of law.

You have the right to speak to an attorney

and to have the attorney present during questioning.

If you so desire and cannot afford one,

an attorney will be appointed for you

without charge before questioning.

MAN #3: Drop back!

MAN #4: I got it!

MAN #5: Get down!

Clear. Nothing.

There's no one else here, sir. All right.

Start in the living room and work to the back.

You got it.

MAN #1: Who's David Silver? I am.

We have reason to believe

there's narcotics on the premises.

Come on, son.

Your friend told us what you got here.

You can hand it over, or we do it the hard way.

(sighs)

MAN: All right, come on.

MAN #2: Hey, tear it apart.

Tear it apart. Let's go.

Come on. Come on, if there's something here...

Oh, my God.

The police did this?

Yup.

And I've never been so scared before in my life.

It was a pretty thorough search,

but there wasn't anything here.

(sighs)

You know, if it wasn't for Dylan,

I'd be in jail right now.

Can't we sue them or something?

Nah. They had a search warrant,

probable cause.

Listen, um,

I know I've been a real mess lately, and...

I wouldn't be surprised if you guys didn't believe me,

but, uh...

I'm going to stop doing drugs.

I'm going to get help, and I'm going to stick with it.

And you probably won't believe this, either,

but I really am sorry for everything

I've put you guys through.

Admitting it is the hardest part.

It's easy after that.

(sighs)

No, it's not easy.

It's never going to be easy.

But it's got to be better than this.

Well, I'll be there for you.

Thanks.

We all will.

Thank you.

(clock chiming)

Hey.

Mm.

The clock just struck February 14th.

Would it be politically incorrect

to ask you to be my Valentine?

Definitely.

(chortles)

But I'll still let you stay over here tonight.

If you want to.

Hmm, a sleepover.

Think I'll have to ask my mom.

I'm serious.

I'd like to see what you're like

first thing in the morning.

Just scholarly curiosity, right?

Exactly.

Mm-hmm.

Well, okay,

I have to get up early.

I'm giving away a bride.

Who's the lucky girl?

Andrea Zuckerman.

She's in your class.

Oh. Good for Andrea.

Well, she's definitely not your average coed.

Wait a minute.

You in favor of marriage?

Well, any ritual that's lasted the test of time

can't be all bad.

(sighs)

Does she love him?

Oh, yeah.

Good, then she's got a chance.

You don't believe me?

No, no, no.

It's not that at all.

I was just thinking about one of my favorite rituals.

What's that?

The encore.

Vasquez-Zuperman...

Uh, Zuckerman, you're next.

(indistinct conversations )

Well, this is it, Chief.

Yeah.

Hey, that's Mrs. Chief to you.

(Andrea and Brandon laughing)

(Brandon clears throat)

Wait.

Not yet!

(laughing): Oh, my God.

You look beautiful.

DYLAN: Yeah.

Congratulations.

You know we'd never miss a wedding!

(laughs)

You guys are great.

Are we ready to begin?

JESSE: Yes. Yes, sir, we are.

JUDGE: Very well, then.

Excuse me. Am I too late?

Dad...

Oh!

ANDREA (quietly): Oh, mom...

Oh!

(laughs quietly)

If you don't mind,

I'd like to give away my daughter.

Grandma.

Don't look at me.

I got a call last night

from the guy you're going to marry.

He's going to make a hell of a lawyer.

Thanks... Dad.

So, uh, does this mean I'm out of a job?

No way. Move over.

Now you're the best man.

BRANDON: Okay.

I'm so happy.

♪ This precious moment ♪

♪ While we were dancing so slow and tenderly ♪

♪ I can you feel your heart beating ♪

♪ Right next to mine ♪

♪ I wish we were frozen in time ♪

♪ Your blue eyes tell me ♪

♪ You feel the power of this special... ♪

You can toss...

Either eat or dance.

Eat! Eat!

(Kelly and Donna giggling)

♪ And make this kiss last forever... ♪

Listen, Dylan, I just want to thank you again.

You knew the cops were coming, you came anyway.

You saved my life.

It's like I said, David,

I owed you one, and we're even now.

Well, it's Valentine's Day,

it's a wedding, and neither one of us have a date.

BRENDA: What is wrong with this picture?

It's too bad Stuie isn't here.

No, it isn't.

I never want to see that jerk again.

Can you believe he didn't even call me for Valentine's Day?

No? No card. No flowers.

Not even some crummy candy.

What is so funny, Brandon?

Turn around, Bren.

Stuart!

Oh, my God!

What are you doing here?! Mmm.

Happy Valentine's Day, love.

The jerk is back.

Wher-where have you been?

I had to leave for South America to submit a bid on a project.

I know it's a lame excuse, and I should have called,

but when I spoke to your father

last week... You talked to my father?

Hi, Stuart.

You knew he was coming, and you didn't tell me?

What, and ruin your surprise?

Ooh!

(laughs)

Have fun, sweetheart.

Thanks.

♪ Don't say good night... ♪

Stuart, will you

do something for me and not ask why?

Anything you want.

When you get home,

if-if there's a letter from me, will you burn it?

Okay.

Thanks.

(laughs) Oh!

Oh... (grunts)

Let's take this thing up one notch.

I have a special song just for the occasion.

(laughs)

(instrumental "Hava Nagilah" plays)

Is that perfect or what?

Perfect.

(laughs)

MAN: ♪ He-He... He-Hey! ♪

(instrumental "Hava Nagilah" continues)