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The senior prom...

Can you believe it's almost over

and we're almost out of here?

Why do you sound so sad?

Well, when I started here in ninth grade

I never even thought I'd make it through high school.

Now I guess I'm going to miss it.

Not me. I can't wait till it's over.

Come on, Bren.

There must be someone you can ask to prom.

Who? Another reject who doesn't have a date?

No, thanks.

Bren, you have to go.

I mean, the entertainment committee

actually got Cathy Dennis to play at our prom.

You can't miss it.

Look, don't tell me you're going

to be playing poker with Tony Miller

instead of coming to prom.

I don't have a date, Steve.

Well, then get a date, man!

It's your one-and- only senior prom.

I don't know. I'm with Tony.

It's really not that big a deal.

It's gonna be a great time.

We're gonna have a blast.

You'll just have to have fun for me.

Okay, you're forcing me to get sentimental here.

The gang should be together.

Birth to Earth, womb to tomb.

I'm touched, Steve.

Really, I am.

But you're just gonna have to get by without me.

I told you, I don't have a date.

I don't know why you just don't break down and ask her.

Who?

Who?

Brandon, you don't have to be in love with someone

to ask them to the prom.

Andrea is part of the gang.

She should be there and so should you.

Just go ask her.

Brandon, go in there and ask her.

Just cut the copy on the earthquake safety story.

That's my copy.

Tobi, we're not talking Pulitzer Prize here.

Howard, you wouldn't know a Pulitzer Prize

from a prize pullet.

Would you guys just relax?

How do you expect to put a paper out every week

if you're gonna argue about every single layout?

You know,

they kind of remind me of you and Brandon.

Not me.

Brandon, maybe, but, uh...

"Brandon maybe" what?

Uh, Brandon may be covering

the school board meeting tonight.

Forget it.

Come on, Brandon. It's the last one.

Do it for old times' sake.

I'll tell you what, you do it

for old times' sake and I'll stay home

and feel guilty-- or better yet, why don't you give it

to one of the juniors here, you know, pass the torch.

No can do-- I'm covering track-and-field finals

at Marshall this afternoon.

And I've got an interview for a summer job. Go on, Brandon.

It's the last chance you can at least pretend

you care about the fate of this school.

Oh, I care.

ANDREA: Great.

It's settled.

Here's the agenda. 7:30.

Don't be late.

Get out of here.

Hey, guys.

Hi, David.

Listen, Bren, my dad's throwing

a pre-prom party at his condo.

It's sort of his tribute

to the mighty class of '93.

That's nice.

He gets real excited about this stuff.

I guess he feels like he's reliving

his senior year or something.

I'm not going to prom, David.

Oh.

Well, you can still come.

This is before prom.

I don't think so.

Do me a favor.

Wake me when this whole week is over.

I don't understand.

There's like 50 guys who would die

to go to prom with Brenda Walsh.

Well, where are they?

I mean, I feel so bad.

Prom won't be the same without Bren.

Well, we are going to have a good time.

I'm calling the BelAge today and reserving us a room.

You are?

Oh, yeah.

A room with a view, a wet bar, fresh flowers,

complimentary fruit basket,

and of course, most important, a king-size bed.

Oh, David, I'm really nervous.

Oh, but don't be.

You said prom night was our night.

It's a night to remember.

I know, but I, I just need time

to think about it, okay? Don't push me.

Oh, I'm not pushing.

It's just that, uh,

well, you know, a hotel room on prom night at the BelAge

is kinda hard to come by.

Well, I'll let you know, okay?

I promise.

Mm!

So, does your mom know

that you come over here every day before school?

No.

No. What time is it?

Who cares?

We only have two weeks left of school.

What are they going to do, kick us out?

You know, I don't know what tastes better,

the strawberries or you.

Hmm.

Me.

Ah.

Why don't we just skip school altogether

and stay in bed all day?

I can't.

I got to go to AP English

or Meyers'll have my head.

I've been thinking about prom night, though.

What'd you have in mind?

Well, we gotta get out of there early.

That kinda goes without saying.

Hey, we could get a room right down the hall

from all the other seniors.

Come on, Kel, you gotta give me some credit for originality.

Now, if I get a room anywhere,

it's gonna be on the top of Nob Hill, the Fairmont Hotel.

In San Francisco?

I got to go to Berkeley for the weekend

to see a professor friend of Meyers.

So, I thought we'd just make a weekend of it.

That'll be so cool.

We can go sailing in the Bay.

We can ride the cable cars.

We can eat in Chinatown.

Yeah, we could have breakfast in bed.

Hell, we could have lunch in bed, dinner in bed.

What do you say?

(laughing): Yes, yes.

But I have to ask my mom first.

Well, make her say yes.

I will.

Ditto, I will.

What's that?

It's my yearbook The Oculous.

Strolling down memory lane are we?

Yes, and if you make fun of me, I'll get yours out, too.

Look at me in high school.

You know, I think I'd like to be young again,

but when I look at this...

Honey, I definitely like you better the way you are now.

So, show me that geek that took you to the prom.

Harry Olsen was not a geek.

Oh, come on.

I met him at your reunion.

The guy with the terminal overbite.

Jim!

Now my date, on the other hand...

Oh, please.

Ah, yes, the lovely and talented Lynne...

Balliette.

Balliette, that's it.

Oh, here we go again.

Do I have to hear this story again?

Yeah, your dear old dad, swell a guy that he was,

wouldn't let you use the new car,

so poor Lynn caught her dress on a spring

that came up thru the seat of your Mom's old station wagon.

Ah, yes, but there's

one part of the story I left out.

What's that?

The guy I doubled with that night decided

that he would try marijuana

for the first time.

We spent most of the prom in the bathroom trying

to convince him that he was not being chased

by giant purple bubbles.

(laughs)

So, Dad, did you inhale?

Never mind.

You know, Brandon,

why don't you just go to the prom by yourself, honey?

You don't need a date.

In fact, since

Brenda doesn't have a date either...

Hey, stop it right there.

I am not taking my sister to the prom.

Besides, you two can relax.

I'm going.

That's great. Who with?

I'm gonna ask Andrea...

Hmm.

Which I guess is somewhat like going

with my sister anyway.

What are you doing here?

Didn't think I was gonna show up?

No.

Well, thanks for the vote of confidence.

Can I go now?

No. Sit.

You know, Brandon,

some day you're gonna miss all this.

You realize this is the last time

that you and I are going

to cover the school board together.

Well, I hate to burst your bubble, Andrea,

but this isn't exactly

what my golden memories are gonna be made of.

MAN: This meeting will come to order.

For the record, board member

Melanie Silverman's on vacation.

The first item on the table tonight

is a motion to instate wardrobe guidelines

at district high schools.

Did he say "wardrobe guidelines"?

The full motion is being passed out now,

so you can review the specifics, but in the meantime,

I'd like to state why I think this is extremely important.

Our schools should not be a forum

for a fashion show or a party.

Our young women...

This wasn't even on the agenda.

I don't get it.

What are they trying to pull here?

Who cares?

Just be glad we're finally getting out of this place.

None of us is in favor of banning jeans.

Furthermore, though we thankfully don't have

a gang problem, we're responding...

They didn't put this on the agenda

because they didn't want any dissent.

Brandon, we've got to do something.

No, we don't.

It's not our problem anymore.

And finally, for both sexes, there's the issue of T-shirts.

I was walking down the hall

in West Beverly last week.

I actually saw a young man wearing a loud yellow T-shirt

with a picture on the front of it

of a Rastafarian smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Now, frankly, this is not what

I want to see advertised in our schools.

We need to address this problem

and I think these wardrobe guidelines

may very well be the most effective means we have

to restoring an appropriate academic environment.

Comments from the floor?

Yes, uh, good evening.

I'm Felice Martin.

My daughter Donna is a graduating senior

at West Beverly.

I agree with Superintendent Ephardt.

Discipline is one of our

primary problems.

We have to prepare our kids

for the real world where anything doesn't go.

That's just what I think these wardrobe guidelines achieve.

Thank you, Mrs. Martin.

What's with these "wardrobe guidelines"?

I guess it's the politically correct way

to say "dress code."

Any further comments before we vote?

Uh, excuse me, uh, Doctor Ephardt.

Yes, Miss Zuckerman?

Um, is there a reason

that this item was not on the published agenda?

It wasn't?

No, sir,

it was not, and that could be construed

as you're trying to keep this subject under wraps

so none of the students could be here to respond.

I'm sure it was simply an oversight.

I thank you for pointing it out to us

and I'll have a talk with the recording secretary.

Uh, excuse me, for the record,

Doctor Ephardt, I would like it to be noted

that this graduating senior

thinks that "wardrobe guidelines" or dress codes,

or whatever you would like to call them,

are oppressive and a terrible idea.

Duly noted. Any further comments?

In that case, all in favor of instituting wardrobe guidelines

as noted in the written proposal before you.

Four, one absent. Motion passes.

I'd like to congratulate you.... Nice try, chief.

on what I think is a courageous choice.

I don't believe it.

Next item, senior prom.

It's been moved and seconded in closed session

that all seniors at district high schools be notified

that anyone found with liquor or illicit drugs or intoxicated

at any school-sponsored function including prom night,

be suspended with all senior privileges revoked,

including graduation, pending further hearing by the board.

Was this on the agenda?

Another convenient oversight, I'm sure.

What's going on here?

You don't need to worry.

It's not our problem anymore, right?

Well, I say if you're dumb enough

to let someone find out

you've been drinking on prom night,

then you deserve to be caught.

You would.

Well, how bogus is that?

Come on, the next thing you know

they're gonna outlaw sex on prom night.

They can't do that, can they?

STEVE: No, David.

They cannot pass a law banning sex.

Good.

What about this dress code thing?

Wardrobe guidelines.

Oh. Well, whatever.

I'm just glad I'm not coming back next year.

Sounds like West Beverly is going to be a prison.

I bet my dear mom was up there like head warden.

She's been trying to get

something like this passed for years.

Yeah, Donna, what's with your mother?

What does she have, a wild bug in her ear?

No, it is more than a bug.

She wants to run for mayor.

God help us all.

Hey, this is my mom we're talking about.

And to know her is to love her.

(indistinct conversation)

Did you ask Andrea yet?

No.

What are you waiting for?

All right. Okay.

I'll ask her.

Go, boy.

Hey, Andrea,

can I, uh, can I talk to you for a second?

Sure, what's up?

Well, I'd, uh...

I'd like to take you to the prom.

Brandon, that's sweet.

'Cause, you know, Steve is right.

We've all gotta do this thing together.

And we've been friends too long to sit this out.

Brandon, I'm going.

Of course you are, you're coming with me, right?

No, you don't understand.

I, um, I already have a date.

You do?

Hey, Andrea.

Jordan Bonner.

I should've known.

Sorry.

No sweat.

Hi, honey.

I picked your dress up at the tailor.

He wanted me to tell you

he hasn't seen a waist this small since Vivian Leigh.

I heard what happened at the school board today.

I have to tell you, I'm a little surprised

you didn't try to institute a dress code at prom.

You know I feel very strongly about this.

Yeah, well, don't you think you're being

a little extreme, Mom?

Hardly.

If I could get 'em to wear uniforms, I would.

Oh, I give up.

Well, then we're even.

Because I gave up on you

a long time ago.

Yeah.

Well, between studying for finals and the prom,

I am so exhausted.

Honey, I hope you know how proud Daddy and I are of you.

I can't wait to see you in your cap and gown.

Me, too.

Night-night, sweetheart.

Night.

Oh, Mom, I almost forgot.

Uh, I'm gonna be spending the night

at Kelly's house on prom night, okay?

Donna, do you think I was born yesterday?

What do you mean?

I know you're just trying to avoid curfew.

I think I used

that same line with my mother.

Mom...

Honey, you don't have to make up stories.

This is prom night.

I want you to go out

and have a wonderful time.

You can stay out as late as you want.

You mean that?

Of course I do.

I trust you.

Thanks.

Good night, sweetheart.

Yo, Miller,

so when's the poker game?

Oh, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Walsh.

There might not be one.

Why not?

Well, I heard through the grapevine

that one of the most gorgeous girls in this school

doesn't have a date for prom.

And I think I'm going to ask her. Miller,

I thought you said you didn't want to go to the prom.

Well, I... I do with this girl.

Who is she? Your sister.

Brenda, I hear you're not going to the prom.

Say it isn't so.

Oh, who cares?

I don't know why everybody

makes such a big deal out of it anyway.

Well, me, either.

So how 'bout going with me?

What?

Look, I'll go all out.

Tux, limo, corsage, the whole nine yards.

I don't know.

Let's just go and have a good time.

I love to dance.

Yeah?

Me, too.

All right, I'll go with you, Tony.

You will?

Well, I thought it over.

And...?

And...

I want you to get the best hotel room you can get.

Mm.

She's awesome.

So I'm gonna see your professor friend

at Berkeley this weekend.

That's great.

I was hoping you'd get a chance to see the campus.

You really think I got a shot, man?

I mean, my grades are lousy.

You never know.

Look, talk to Jamison. See what he thinks.

I think your writing's incredible.

And, well, Berkeley could do a lot worse.

Thanks, man.

Okay, listen up, people.

Since I am one of the chaperones at prom this year...

(applause)

Thank you. Thank you.

But not so fast.

Not all of you are gonna like what I have to say.

I've been ordered by the school board

to read the following announcement

in all my senior classes.

"Anyone who is found with alcohol or illicit drugs

"in their possession at prom,

or who is determined to be intoxicated

"will face suspension

"and, pending a hearing before the school board,

"will not be permitted to participate

in any senior functions, including graduation."

So, what are they gonna have a breathalyzer at every table?

Hey, dude, don't kill the messenger.

I'm only reading this thing.

Uh, Dylan's right.

Who's gonna be responsible for enforcement?

I don't know.

But since I am

one of the designated chaperones at this shindig,

do me a favor, you guys,

don't any of you decide to become a test case.

I cannot believe I bought my dress the day of prom.

We got lucky, didn't we?

So how did it go?

Check this out, Dad.

The last dress in the last store we went to.

Ooh, Brenda, it's beautiful.

You couldn't have done better if you had weeks to shop.

What time is it? Uh, 5:15.

Oh, my God, I'll never be ready.

Brenda, tell me about Tony Miller.

Not much to tell, Dad.

He's a jock. He's a guy. He asked.

Well, I'm just glad you're going.

Yeah, well, it won't exactly

be like the spring dance with Dylan.

I mean, that was special.

Well, you'll have other evenings like that, honey.

I hope so.

You know, it could be cool

in San Francisco this time of year,

I want you to take a jacket.

God, you sound like such a mom.

Do I? Yes.

But you're the best mom in the whole world.

Thank you for letting me go.

Well, you are 18 years old now.

And you're graduating from high school.

But promise me you'll be careful.

I always am.

And have a wonderful time.

Tonight, and the whole weekend.

Thank you.

Don't worry.

I was so nervous it wouldn't fit I didn't even eat all day.

Well, you're gonna have to have David feed you

or you're gonna pass out before the first dance.

I'll be fine, Mom.

So, how do I look?

Like the princess that you are.

God, I'm so excited.

Here.

When you were little, you always

wanted to wear this.

I think now's the time.

It'll be beautiful.

Thanks, Mom.

But I don't think so.

I don't really think it goes.

Oh, honey, sure it does, here.

Oh, that is perfect.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, you are so beautiful.

MEL: So what time did you say everybody's getting here?

Well, any minute now.

I said 7:30.

Well, before they do,

I would like to propose a toast.

If I can get this thing off.

There we go.

Thank you.

And you...

To my only son, David,

and to you, Donna...

May tonight be the beginning

of many celebrations for the rest of your lives.

L'Chaim.

(whistling)

So, Nat, is it always this empty on prom night or what?

It'll pick up later.

The revelers will roll in.

God, it's even more depressing than I thought it would be.

Ah, cheer up, pal.

For whatever it's worth,

I didn't go to my senior prom either.

You didn't?

Nope.

I was supposed to take Gina Delmonico.

(swoons)

The most gorgeous girl at Fairfax High.

But she got the flu.

So I ended up behind the counter, just like you.

Well, at least you had a date.

(telephone rings)

Peach Pit.

Oh, yeah, honey, hang on.

Brando, it's for you.

It's Andrea.

Andrea?

Hey, hey... Hey, hey, hey.

Hi. What's up?

Hey, Brandon.

I, uh, I just want to tell you how flattered I was

that you invited me to the prom.

Even though Jordan asked me and I wanted to go with him,

I... I couldn't think of anyone

I would've rather have gone with than you.

Andrea, did you call me up here just to tell me that?

No.

Hey, are you okay?

Jordan just called.

He's in bed with the flu.

I'm sitting here

all dressed up with no place to go.

Don't you move.

I'll be there in 20 minutes.

Nat, old buddy, old pal of mine,

I hate to do this to you but I am out of here.

I'm going to my senior prom.

What happened?

Andrea's date just pulled a Gina Delmonico.

(laughs)

Dave, your father put out the good stuff?

Yeah, I think it was left over from my Bar Mitzvah.

I guess he's not running for the, uh, school board.

Think I can have a glass?

Yeah, I guess so.

You're not driving, are you?

No, we have a limo.

Well, then, bottoms up.

And on that note,

if anybody needs me, I'll be back in the bedroom

trying to remember my own prom.

Are you Kelly?

Yeah.

I'm Celeste.

Steve's told me a lot about you.

Oh, that could be dangerous.

Only good things.

In fact, if I didn't know better,

I'd wonder if he was still crazy about you.

Well, that was a long time ago.

But Steve is a great guy.

Don't believe a word

she says about me.

Here's to the two most beautiful women I've ever known.

I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

So much for school rules.

Come on, Kel, it's your prom night.

It's never gonna happen again,

so bottoms up.

Hey, guys!

Hey, where's the party?!

Hi. Hi.

What's up, man? What's up, Steve?

Hi, Celeste.

Bran, what are you doing here?

BRENDA: Well, my brother

always lands on his feet.

He even managed to hitch a ride in our limo.

Well, Jordan got sick so... That's enough about Jordan.

This is our night ladies and gentlemen.

We are all now present and accounted for.

So, David, you got any more of that champagne?

Yeah man, there should be

a little bit left, go help yourself.

You know, I didn't want to say anything

in front of your parents or your brother,

but uh, that's a hot dress.

Get your mind out of the gutter, Miller.

What did I say?

Nothing.

Come on, let's eat. I'm starved.

You want some champagne?

Sure, what the hell.

Whoop... just enough left for one glass.

You drink it.

I don't like champagne that much.

Neither do I.

On second thought, maybe I do like champagne.

Nope, nope, right the first time,

certainly don't like champagne.

I do. I love champagne.

Good, here.

Listen, I don't want to kick anybody out,

but we should probably get rolling.

And not a moment too soon.

Yes, our chariots await. Let us be on our way then.

Bye, Mel. Thanks. Thank you, Mel.

Bye, Mel.

Hold it, hold it guys, come on back.

Come on. Just one.

Oh, wait, I want to get in the picture.

Okay, you ready?

Hey, let's hear it for the class of '93, guys!

Great.

Bye, Mel... Bye.

Have a good time. Bye.

One for the road.

Driver, The BelAge Hotel, sil vous plait.

Last call for alcohol.

Steve, I don't know if we should.

I mean, what about all the no drinking at prom stuff?

Come on, we're not at prom yet.

Besides, you'll have to excuse this kid.

See, he's graduating a year early.

He hasn't figured life out yet.

Wait, Steve, David's right. What if we get caught?

We're not gonna get caught, Donna.

We're just having a couple glasses of champagne.

Besides, if you don't plan on showing the bottle

to Mrs. Teasley, who's gonna know?

Well, I guess you're right.

Drink up, kiddies.

Okay, can I make a toast?

Yeah, go ahead. Okay.

Well, the first time I've ever made a toast, so here goes.

To a night that we will all remember

for the rest of our lives.

You better believe it.

♪ I want back, that thing you got ♪

♪ That no one else can give me ♪

♪ I want back, that feeling, girl ♪

♪ To no one else but you ♪

♪ I want back that destiny... ♪

Hi, there. How's it going?

Come on, baby.

♪ I want it back ♪

Oh, wow, what a scene.

Yes.

Yes, absolutely.

Ladies and gentlemen, shall we make an entrance, huh, huh, huh?

Okay.

Oh, look party favors.

Oh, how cute.

"A night to remember."

What's that? STEVE: It's from Drive Alive.

They gave us a quarter to call a cab in case you get drunk.

That's great, I'm glad to see someone's being realistic about it.

"Just remember one plus one equals three.

Unless you use this. Compliments of the Math Club."

It's a condom.

How good is that?

Ah, pretty sexy for the math club.

Hey, that'll sure come in handy for us tonight.

Donna, shh.

Let's get this thing going. I'm Cathy Dennis and I have

just one question for the West Beverly Class of '93.

"Why?"

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Why'd you want to do that to me? ♪

♪ Oh, oh... ♪

TONY: Are you gonna spend all night watching those two?

No.

Good.

Cause you deserve a good time, too, you know.

I'm gonna do my damnedest to show you one.

But you gotta at least help me out here a little.

Thanks, Tony.

Forget those two.

Come on, you want to get your picture taken?

Sure.

♪ Baby, baby, baby, I can tell what's on your mind ♪

♪ Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ You avoid the situation ♪

♪ Just trying to be kind... ♪

Okay, just smile at the little birdie.

What little birdie?

Donna, he's trying to take our picture.

Okay, okay, come on, I'm trying to be serious.

Hey, isn't my boyfriend adorable or what?

You know what, we have a room upstairs.

Donna, would you...?

Move a little closer.

You're supposed to like each other.

Do you two think you can unlock your lips long enough

to get this picture taken?

Okay, smile.

Think about your grandchildren.

Next.

You know, you really look beautiful tonight.

Just beautiful.

Thanks.

♪ 'Cause the truth is often kinder ♪

♪ Than the pain of doubt ♪

♪ First you say you want me ♪

♪ Then it's oh, no ♪

♪ Then you say you need me ♪

♪ Shame that you don't show ♪

♪ Then you say you want me ♪

♪ Then it's oh, no ♪

♪ Then you say you need me ♪

♪ Shame you don't show ♪

♪ Why, if you love me are you treating me this way? ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

♪ Oh, whoa ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

♪ If you love do you say the things you say... ♪

Whoa I think Donna's ready for just about anything.

Yeah. I think those party favors are gonna come in handy.

How much did this girl have to drink, you guys?

Just had a glass of champagne in the limousine.

Yeah, it must have been a big glass.

Come on, come on, let's go upstairs. I'm ready.

Donna, we haven't even eaten yet.

Hey, who cares about food,

we have a king-sized bed?

Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna, Donna.

Let's go outside and get some fresh air, please.

Okay!

David, I don't feel so good.

Take a few deep breaths.

It's making me dizzier.

Well, do you want me to get you some coffee or something?

Maybe you should eat.

No, no, I just... I need to go to the ladies' room.

Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah.

I'll be fine. Just don't worry.

I'm gonna go powder my nose.

I want you to dance with Kelly.

For old times' sake.

That's all it would be.

Old times' sake.

I know,

but nights like this were made for memories. Do it.

We should cut outta here right now

and catch that early flight to San Francisco,

You know, we could wake up in the morning...

May I cut in?

Yeah man, you can.

Thanks, pal.

Hi. Hi.

So we made it.

Yes, we did. We made it.

You know Kel, in the back of my mind,

I always thought that we would be here tonight-- together.

Well, you and Dylan, are you happy?

Yeah, we are.

Well, good.

If you're happy...

I'm happy.

That's very sweet. Thank you.

You know what? I like Celeste.

She's cool. Yeah.

She's nice, too.

You deserve it.

You know, you gotta promise me one thing.

What?

Your firstborn male child--

name him Steve.

(laughing)

I know this has been a really tough year for you.

Yeah, the toughest.

I hope it's the worst you ever know.

Thank you, Bren.

I guess we're all really going

our separate ways now, huh?

Well, I think that's what's supposed to happen.

You know, I'm almost over you.

Yeah.

Yeah, me, too.

♪ I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ For the good life, working harder than I ever did before ♪

♪ No surprises... ♪

(moans)

Donna, are you okay?

I'll be fine, Kelly.

Good, 'cause the last thing I want is for anybody to know

that any of us had anything to drink tonight.

Oh, my God.

What?

Kelly, I have to throw up.

Donna!

Hurry.

Go, go.

Hi, Kel.

Great prom, huh?

Bren, we're in big trouble.

What?

Donna's totally plastered.

Oh, no. Mm-hmm.

How come you guys aren't dancing?

Well, Brandon doesn't dance.

You know what?

Tonight, I do.

Excuse us.

Well, shall we?

Love to.

♪ There's a time and a place ♪

♪ Where your vision... ♪

You're not so bad.

You could do this more often.

Ah, it's all an illusion.

All of it?

No. Not all of it.

Not the part of me that knows there's nowhere else

I'd rather be right now and no one else I'd rather be with.

Mm-hmm.

All right, that's enough dancing for one lifetime.

Come on, let's take a break. Okay.

Right, right.

Donna, how much did you have to drink?

I don't know.

I, I had the champagne at Mel's

and then in the car.

Oh, God, I have to throw up again.

Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?

I don't know. One way or the other

we're gonna have to get her out of here without anybody

figuring out she's drunk, okay?

Look what Tony Miller gave me.

Huh.

I guess he had big plans with your sister.

Yes, the operative word in that sentence is "had."

So you want to check out

what a room in this place looks like?

Us?

Yeah.

Just for kicks. It'll be fun.

Are you coming on to me?

(as Elvis): I don't know, baby.

Maybe I am.

Maybe.

Well, come on, 'Cilla.

Let's go. Let's go. All right.

David, listen, uh, we got problems.

Go get Donna's purse, find Dylan

and meet us back here.

Why? What's the matter?

She's smashed, that's what's the matter.

Oh, God, you're kidding me.

No, I'm not, so go and come back, okay?

We gotta get her outta here. Okay.

Well...

Nice room.

Check it out.

At least Tony was planning on seducing my sister in style.

Huh.

(laughs)

Wooh!

Bed is comfortable.

Hey... it's Spectravision.

You wanna check out a movie?

No.

I could order Room Service.

Brandon, we just ate.

(sighs)

Yeah.

(laughs)

How do you like this?

The two people least likely to make use of this room

end up with it.

Yeah, it is pretty ironic.

Nah.

What?

What are you thinking?

Maybe we shouldn't waste an opportunity like this.

I mean, it is our prom,

and we're in a beautiful hotel

in a big comfortable bed.

(laughing)

Andrea, are you saying what I think you're saying?

I don't know. Am I?

I guess no nookie for you tonight, eh, Silver?

I'm never gonna get any.

Hi, Gil. Hey, Steve. Guys.

Taking a little breather?

Yeah, you know, it just got

a little stuffy in there.

Well, have a good time, huh?

All right, we've gotta get her outta here, man.

Somebody's gonna get a little suspicious,

know what I mean?

Donna, just hold it together

until we get across the lobby, okay?

I can't.

Donna, you've got to do this.

If you get caught, they'll throw you out.

Yeah, and they won't let you graduate, come on.

DYLAN: All right, Donna, that's it.

One foot in front of the other and you can do it.

David, get a limo.

All right.

Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.

Ah, whoa, whoa.

Hey, too much to drink.

Are you guys leaving already?

Uh, we, uh, left something

in the limo. Oh.

Well, make sure you come back inside

in time for the raffle.

We'll be there, Mrs. T.

Okay. Later, Mrs. T.

Get up, Hey, Donna, get up!

Donna, are you all right?

Hey! Mrs. T, how you doing?

Donna.

Donna, you're drunk.

Do you have any idea what this means?

(laughs)

That I... I've had too much to drink.

She didn't have anything to eat today.

Yeah, and we were just gonna leave with her right now, huh?

No.

We'll take it from here.

Thank you.

David?

Am I in trouble?