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ANDREA: Brenda, we have to choose a scene.

BRENDA: What about a scene from Annie Hall?

I look good in hats.

Takes a certain person to look good in a hat.

Well, you've got Diane Keaton's hats,

but I'm not playing Woody Allen just because I wear glasses.

Well, I don't see you making any other suggestions.

Brenda, you're Mr. Suiter's pet.

I have never performed in this class before.

I have to do well in order to pass.

What makes you think I'm his pet?

It's just obvious.

What is?

That he likes you.

You think so?

I just said it, okay?

Now can we please, please, can we choose a scene?

You really think he likes me?

Brenda, he's a teacher.

Andrea, consider the possibilities.

He's creative, he's articulate, he's intelligent.

And he looks pretty good in faded jeans.

Brenda, he's our teacher.

Not for long.

Summer school gets out next week.

You know, I think it's starting to get dark earlier.

It is not.

You're just totally paranoid.

No, I'm not. Everywhere I go,

there are back-to-school sales.

Look, I don't want to hear it, okay?

Mm... What's that?

It's nothing.

What is that?

It's no big deal.

I just start to get a little eczema

when Labor Day looms on the horizon.

Summer's about over, isn't it?

So, what can I get for you two crazy kids, huh?

How about a gin and tonic, crushed ice, twist of lime?

Nice try, guy.

Well, it's official.

The End-of-Summer Luau is next weekend.

Yeah, pretty soon I'll be fighting over

a parking spot at West Beverly.

No, we'll be fighting over parking spots.

I've almost got enough for my 'Stang.

The '65 'Stang?

Supremely yellow in mint condition.

And this should put you over the top.

I'm so there.

You know, when I got my '57 'Bird,

I became my own man.

When you are cruising in your dream car,

it's a whole new road out there.

Yeah, my road.

I'll see you guys.

Stop it.

I know.

I know, my dear.

I know, my dear.

I know, my...

I know, my dear. I know.

Oh... I...

Andrea Zuckerman, browsing in a bookstore.

Mr. Suiter, doing the same.

You know, it seems a little unfair

that I can call you Andrea, but you can't call me Chris.

Student-teacher dynamics, I guess.

Well, let's say we change our dynamics, right here and now?

We'll have our own

private revolution.

Andrea.

Okay.

Chris.

BRANDON: The entire car has been completely

detailed and re-chromed.

It's got the original paint,

the original leather seats, the original radio.

But how does she run, son?

Well, the guy at the lot says

she purrs like a kitten and runs like a cheetah.

Sounds pretty good.

How about if I go into work a little late this morning,

and we can pick her up together?

Uh, I don't want to put you out, Dad.

It would be a father-son adventure.

Well, I still have to swing by the bank

and pick up the cashier's check

before I can go pick it up, so... Cashier's check?

Brandon, if they don't trust a personal check from you,

I wouldn't be too confident about

trusting them. Hey, Dad, this isn't Minnesota.

Besides, what's the big deal?

Simon's been holding the car for me all summer.

Brandon... And since I'm buying it with my own money

that I worked very hard for, I think it'll be cool.

I hope so.

BRENDA: Good morning.

Oh, while you were in the shower, Hawaii called.

Thanks, Mom.

Dylan McKay calls from Hawaii

and Brenda doesn't scream at you

for not dragging her out of the shower?

Poor Dylan. I guess it's out of sight, out of mind.

Uh, listen, Dad, about the car, I...

I think it's just something

I ought to do on my own, all right.

Yeah, I understand.

It's about these two women and their dynamics together.

You know, how their lives intersected,

their relationships with men.

I don't want to intersect. I want to do a comedy.

But you've done comedy before.

Brenda, this will allow you to stretch as an actress.

Besides, Mr. Suiter suggested it.

He did?

Well, why don't we try it out

and we'll see how it goes?

Hiya. Hi.

You know, the scene from The Turning Point

was really a terrific idea.

I was already thinking of taking a risk

on a dynamic character piece.

Can you keep a secret?

Is it about me?

Yes.

Most definitely.

I intentionally paired you up with Andrea because...

well, I think you can help her open up a bit.

Well, I'm flattered.

No, you're talented.

Thanks.

Outstanding.

You care for a nut?

No, thanks.

That's a real wise decision.

Them things been in there since 1987.

(chuckling)

Well, sir...

I think you're gonna like this baby.

I already do. Yes, sir.

You know, when the first of summer rolls around,

all the kids come in checking out a car of this caliber.

I think, nah, they ain't gonna come back.

But there was something different about you.

I said to myself, "Simon, this young man is gonna be back."

Well, I sure had to pick up a lot of empty margarita glasses

and haul around a lot of sweaty towels for all those zeros.

Tubular.

♪ Permanent style, permanent ground ♪

♪ Baby, you turn me upside down ♪

♪ Permanent sexually ♪

♪ Babe, that's where you take me ♪

♪ Permanent laugh, permanent cry ♪

♪ Baby, with you I don't know why ♪

♪ I get through it 'cause you do it all in style ♪

♪ And a permanent smile ♪

♪ You take me deep into a cavern ♪

♪ You take me out into the sun ♪

♪ All that I know for sure ♪

♪ Somehow you got the cure ♪

(car bangs, rattles)

(cars honking)

(honking)

(banging, grinding)

(honking)

...on the right side there.

Get that yellow thing out of there.

Excuse me.

Put something else out there

where that yellow one is, all right?

Get it right this time.

How you doing, son? What can I do for you?

Give me my money back.

(chuckles): Now why in the world

would I want to do a thing like that?

Because that car you sold me is at this moment

blocking traffic on Sunset Boulevard.

I couldn't even pull it over.

See, see, this is a problem of semantics here.

The key is in the wording.

"That car I sold you."

That's your problem now, son.

Give me my check.

I ain't got it.

Get it.

I can't do that.

I mean, I'd like to.

You're a good kid. I like you.

I'd like to help you. My hands

are tied. Well, untie them.

(sighs heavily)

Here's the deal, kid, you bought that car.

Now, if you say you are experiencing

some difficulties with it,

then by all means,

get that sucker into a good mechanic

just as soon as you can.

But that car was in prime condition

when it left the lot.

I know, because I checked it out myself.

JIM: Okay, Brandon,

what's the bottom line here?

The engine has to be completely overhauled.

You know, all I've heard about for the past three months

is how gorgeous this car looks.

Everything completely restored.

But next to nothing about how it runs.

At least now I understand why.

I know, I can't believe it either.

(sighs)

What about the warranty?

No warranty.

Oh, this is great.

Did you even bother to look under the hood at all?

Yeah, but... But what?!

I can't believe these guys make their living

by completely ripping people off.

I knew I should have gone with you.

Yeah, well, you didn't.

Where is the car now?

Brandon...

It's in an impound lot in the San Gabriel Valley.

Oh, of course.

That's a perfectly logical place for it to wind up.

Jim...

How, pray tell, did it manage to end up there?

Well...

when I went back to the used car lot to complain,

a tow truck from the sheriff's department

just happened to be cruising by and...

How much is it going to cost to get it released?

$250.

Oh, no. Brandon, how could you

throw away all your money like this?! Dad, this isn't your problem.

This is my problem. I'll deal with it, all right?

Yes, you will deal with it.

But there's a lesson here, Brandon,

and it's in Latin: Caveat emptor.

"Let the buyer beware."

♪ Carol Sue ♪ Excuse me.

♪ Carol Sue ♪

♪ All grown up just like a living doll... ♪

So what can I get you today?

♪ Carol Sue, Carol Sue... ♪ Uh, how about, uh, two eggs over easy, rye toast.

Anything to drink?

Just water.

Ice?

Sure.

Crushed or cubes?

Whatever.

Hey, Brandon.

Nat.

It's been a long time. How's it going?

It's going... it could be better.

It could always be better.

Yeah. I guess it could. The place looks great.

Yeah. it will, if they ever finish it.

So, how's business?

It's booming.

Good. So, how's the new girl working out?

Here you go.

Eggs over easy with rye toast.

♪ Carol Sue, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Carol Sue ooh, ooh... ♪

Need I say more?

I think she's pretty much on top of it.

Yeah. Courtney's

a straight "A" student from Beverly Hills High.

I really lucked out, finding her--

on such short notice.

♪ Carol Sue... ♪

(chuckles)

Take it easy. Yeah.

Could you pass me the sports page, man?

Yeah, sure.

Thanks.

Great place, huh?

Yeah. I used to work here.

Oh, yeah?

I've been in town all summer and I just discovered it last week.

They got this Mexican burger here,

with jalapenos and avocados.

Man, you can't get anything like that in Chicago.

You're from Chicago? Yeah.

Why is it that nobody in L.A. is actually from L.A.?

I don't know, I could...

I could see myself moving out here someday.

Skiing is two hours away. The desert's two hours away.

The grocery store is two hours away in rush hour traffic.

Yeah, the traffic is wretched.

Well, I don't have to worry about that anymore,

now that I don't have a car.

I'm going to be late for class.

You go to UCLA? No, I'm teaching drama

over at West Beverly High.

You're kidding me?

My sister's taking that this summer--

Brenda Walsh?

Brenda Walsh is your sister?

Twin sister.

No, way. Yeah.

Small world.

Small?

Beverly Hills is miniature.

Brenda Walsh's twin, huh?

Yeah. You know, she rally has

an amazing dramatic presence.

She... she just blows me away.

Chris Suitor. Brandon Walsh-- obviously.

Nice meeting you. And say hi to Brenda. You, too. All right. I will.

Anything else?

No, thanks.

♪ Tell me, Carol Sue ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't have a... ♪

You know, if I enter stage left,

then I can cross to you for the slap.

Why? What's your emotional motivation?

I don't know. Let me check my notes.

No, Andrea. Use emotions from your own life

and transfer into your character.

But I'm not a washed-up ballet dancer.

Okay, okay, just say your line and when I go to hit you,

jerk your head to the side and it'll look like we connected.

But not hard, right?

Andrea, if the time's right, we won't even make contact.

Well, if it isn't the thespians.

Trying to be.

Oh, hey, I ran into your drama coach at the Pit today.

Chris hangs out at the Peach Pit?

I thought his name was Mr. Suitor?

Whatever.

Yeah. he eats there all the time.

He had some nice things to say about you.

Like what?

Like your head will get too big if I clue you in.

You better tell me later.

I told you, you're teacher's pet.

Well, it's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.

I'll cross to you because I'm jealous.

That's the answer... jealous.

(rockabilly playing)

♪ Take a trip around the world ♪

♪ All the way from near to far... ♪

Hi.

Andrea, what are you doing here?

I don't know.

Suddenly, I had this intense craving

for one of Nat's chili cheeseburgers.

♪ Baby, hold my hand ♪

♪ You could say good-bye... ♪

Hey, Courtney,

let me have a Tamale Special.

You got it.

♪ I said hey, hey, baby... ♪

What is this, the Walsh family hang-out?

I ran into your brother here this morning?

Really? Yeah.

You know, um, I was just about

to order if you'd like to join me... us.

Okay, I'd love to.

So, how's the scene coming?

Fine. Fine.

Okay. okay, this doesn't have to be a business lunch.

Have you tried the cappuccino shakes?

They are incredible.

Well, you know, I used to work here.

I even created my own original milk shake.

"Laverne's Shake, Rattle and Roll."

Well, I'll have to try it some time. Oh, if you want

a phenomenal milk shake, there's this great place

on Hollywood Boulevard called C.C. Browns.

It's the oldest soda fountain in Hollywood.

It's been there since the '20s.

I've been in L.A. all summer

and I've yet to really see the sights.

BRENDA: Well, if you want a personal guided tour,

I'd be happy to take you this afternoon.

Well, that'd be great.

I'd love a tour from two

authentic California girls.

Two?

♪ She's a real enthusiast... ♪

Do you know my brother

has the exact same shoe size as Paul Newman?

Figures he would.

Oh, they have the best popcorn here,

with real butter, not the imitation stuff.

ANDREA: The architects Meyer and Holler

designed the Chinese Theater as a shrine to Hollywood in 1927.

♪ ...just say yes ♪

♪ She's dynamite and nothing less ♪

♪ She's got the only wheels I wanna roll... ♪

BRENDA: Melrose is a happening street.

It's totally L.A. Talk about trendy.

Melrose only started taking off when the real estate

on Rodeo Drive got too expensive.

That's interesting.

♪ Someone's got to show me how to make... ♪

ANDREA: That's the building they show on the opening credits of L.A. Law.

Andrea, I'm sure Chris has better things to do

than sit in front of the TV every Thursday night.

Actually, L.A. Law is my favorite show.

Mine, too. Mine, too.

♪ She makes love like a dominator... ♪

♪ She's my little accelerator... ♪

Is this the La Brea Tar Pits?

Oh, yeah. and these are

some tourists who got lost during the Pleistocene era.

(all laughing)

I don't think I could have had a better tour.

Everything about it was just great.

especially the company. Thank you, ladies.

Oh, you're very welcome.

Our pleasure.

So which one of you ladies lives the closest?

She does. She does.

♪ I do believe ♪

♪ She's the next best thing to love. ♪

STEVE: Oh, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon...

My mother's coming back from Europe,

Kelly's got her rash again, and the Luau's coming up.

All the signs indicate that the summer's over.

And I've barely touched a babe.

That's rough, man.

Maybe I'd do better next summer

if I got a job at the Beach Club.

I don't think the world's ready for that, Steve.

I can't believe I blew all my money on that damn car.

Brandon, I don't know why your father won't just pay

to have it released from the impound lot?

Because he gets off on seeing me squirm.

It's all right, though,

I don't need his help. I just need a new job.

How about going back to the Peach Pit? Never happen.

Not with Courtney, the Bionic Waitress on the job.

Welcome home, Bren.

Yo, Bren, what's with you?

I am so mortified, I can't even call Kel.

Oh, well, this is big time.

It doesn't even matter anymore.

I mean, the verdict is in.

He dropped me off first.

Not only first, but before Andrea Zuckerman.

What are you talking about?

Chris. Can't you follow along?

Well, what about Chris?

I like him, but it doesn't matter because...

Whoa, Brenda, I hate to break this to you,

but he's your teacher.

Not for long.

Look, I don't even want to get into this.

He's moving back to Chicago,

he's too old for you and it's totally unethical

for you to date him.

Tell that to Andrea.

ANDREA: This place used to be nothing by orange trees

until after World War II when all the G.I.s

who served in the Pacific front started migrating west en masse.

Back then, you could get a lot for practically nothing.

And the G.I. Bill paid for most of the construction costs.

(laughing)

Oh, I'm sorry. I tend to get off on tangents and....

No, no, no, no,

it's great, it's great. You're great.

I-I think that Brenda and I

have most of our sce... our scene down, you know.

I- I-I'm, I'm still a little bit nervous,

but I think we can really get...

Andrea, I don't want to talk about school right now,

okay?

Okay.

I, uh... well,

this is kind of a...

kind of a difficult situation for me tonight.

What is?

Well, tomorrow's our last day of class, right?

Yeah.

And I was kind of hoping that I could talk you into

having a cup of coffee with me tomorrow night.

Just... just you and me?

Just you and me.

I-I'd like that, sure.

Yeah? Uh-huh.

Okay.

Good night.

Bye.

(people laughing)

(laughter continues)

(laughter continues)

(laughter continues in distance)

(laughter fades away)

Brenda...

Brenda, I am so terrified about this scene.

Hey, don't worry about it.

(exhales)

Brenda, I, uh...

I-It's really weird, but...

Chris is so not what I expected.

What happened to, uh, Mr. Suitor?

Oh, well, I, uh...

(laughs): I had a really great time last night.

Oh, was that before or after you dumped me off?

Hey, look, really, I-I didn't mean to invade your territory.

It's just... he's so smart, you know?

Genuinely interested in the things that I have to say...

Look, Andrea, that's great.

Maybe it's because he's older, but...

he gets me in a different way

than any of the kids at West Beverly do.

Andrea... But the thing is,

until last night... I didn't even realize

I had these feelings for him at all.

(laughs) Andrea, that's good,

and I'm really happy for you, but, uh,

we do have a scene to do, and if you don't mind,

I would like to run some lines if that's okay with you.

Okay.

Okay. I am sick to death of your jealousy and resentment.

I loved him.

So much that you said, to hell with your career?

Yes! You can lie to yourself, DeeDee, but not me.

You got married because you knew you were second-rate.

You got pregnant because Wayne was a ballet dancer

and that meant queer.

He wasn't. You're still afraid someone will think he is.

You were terrified, and you had to prove

he was man-- that's why you had Amelia.

That's a lie! No, that's the truth!

You saddled Wayne with a baby, and you blew his career!

But now Amelia's all grown up,

and she's a better dancer than you ever were,

and you're jealous.

You're certifiable.

You'll use anything as an excuse!

And what's that an excuse for?

Trying to take away my child.

I return the compliment: you are a liar.

You're a user.

You have been your whole life.

Me, Michael, pretending to love him, and now Amelia?!

I'm better for her than you are.

The hell you are!

(audience groans) (gasps)

(crying quietly)

(one person clapping)

(others clapping)

Brenda...

Brenda...

that is not how we rehearsed the slap. Oh, no?

You know damn well it wasn't.

Well, I guess I just got too involved in my character.

That is so lame.

There was something else behind that slap, and you know it.

Sense memory work?

Oh. And what is that memory based on?

Oh, quick learner.

I think you know, teacher's pet.

(wry laugh)

This is perfect.

I confide in you, share my feelings--

something I never do-- and you completely turn on me.

Yeah, well, who confided in who first?

I said I was sorry, Brenda.

I had no idea that he was interested in me

as anything more than a pupil with stage fright.

Yeah, well, now we know differently, don't we?

Look, Brenda, you can't steal something from someone

that they don't have in the first place.

You know, all school year,

I listened to you rattling on and on

about your feelings for my brother.

This has nothing to do with Brandon.

You're right.

It has to do with you and me.

Not anymore.

(bell rings)

CINDY: Oh, hi, honey.

How'd your scene go today?

I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, that good, huh?

Actually, we got a standing ovation.

(laughs): That's terrific!

And I was a supreme bitch.

(sighs): Brenda. Well, Mom, I was.

I was petty, I was mean.

I have never been more glad

to see a summer come to an end.

(doorbell rings)

If that's Kel, I don't want to see anyone.

Not anyone?

Aloha.

I was hoping it would be you.

Did you miss me?

(laughs): Yes.

I missed you. Mm!

Hey! Oh, Dylan!

Oh!

DYLAN: Mahalo-- means "thank you."

CINDY: Oh, Dylan,

you didn't have to do anything.

Well, when I was in Maui, I got to thinking

about how great you guys were for me this summer,

and I wanted to do something

to say thank you. Well,

Mahalo to you, Dylan.

These flowers just smell incredible.

Mahalo, sir.

JIM: It's good to have you back, Dylan.

Oh! Two points!

Easy shot. Yeah, right-- you probably been

practicing that all summer.

How's it going, man? So, bro,

what's happening with the '65 'Stang?

You don't want to know.

Don't tell me somebody bought it.

Mm, no such luck.

Jim! Well, who else would spend

thousands of dollars on a used car

and never even bother to test-drive it?

Thanks, Dad.

Maybe we can have it towed into the backyard

and use it as a planter.

CINDY: Don't you think Brandon feels bad enough about that car fiasco

without you constantly rubbing it in?

He was absolutely ass-backward irresponsible

with the purchase of that car.

And you won't let him forget it.

I think you better ask yourself

why you're being so hard on him.

Because he wouldn't listen to me.

I don't believe that-- and neither do you.

(sighs)

CHRIS: Wait, wait, I got a better one. Okay.

It's The Taming of the Shrew, right? Mm-hmm.

And I'm running around on stage in this one-piece

17th century tights thing...

Oh, I would've loved to have seen it.

Anyway, everyone's backstage giggling because they thought

it would be a great prank if they poured honey down the back.

No. Yes.

So, I'm out there reciting Shakespeare

with honey stuck to my butt.

(laughing): Oh!

You know, you're really easy to talk to.

(laughs softly)

Well, I love your stories.

What I love is the way you listen to them.

You're really beautiful, Andrea.

I...

What?

(laughs): Nothing.

No, no, no, go on, say it. Tell me.

Come on.

When you smile, you get this funny little crinkle thing

around your eyes, and...

(laughs)

I can't believe I just said that.

That's because I'm very old.

Oh.

And very wise.

And about to do something very stupid.

No. We can't.

I... We shouldn't do this.

I'm sorry, I, um... Of course--

the first totally engaging girl I meet in Los Angeles

turns out to be my student.

(chuckles): Ex-student.

Oh. If you were just five years older.

Or if I was five years younger.

Oh, Chris, I wish you weren't leaving.

Well... you still have me for two more days,

and two more nights. Mm.

Can I see you again?

Uh-huh.

MAN: Sheila, more coffee.

SHEILA: Okay, just a second.

Hey, Nat. Hey, Brandon!

I've seen you more this week than I have all summer.

So, what can I get you, your usual?

You remember my usual? I'm flattered.

Don't be-- who get forget a charred burger with bacon,

fried eggs, onions and relish?

Uh, hold the mayo.

Don't insult me.

(Nat chuckles)

Hey, isn't today the big day for the, uh, luau

at the Beverly Hills Beach Club?

Shouldn't you be slicing pineapples or something?

Yeah. It's my last day there.

I just came by to see what was going on,

you know, see how you're doing.

Eh, nothing much changes around here.

That new girl, uh, she's got the job pretty wired, huh?

Courtney? Yeah, I couldn't ask for any more.

Is she better than I was?

Not better, different.

Listen, Nat...

this is gonna sound kind of lame,

but, uh,

you think there's any way

I could get my old job back?

Gee, I don't know, Brandon.

Courtney's really terrific--

when it comes to punctuality and...

Hey, I was always on time.

...job commitment.

She wouldn't race out of here without notice

if another career opportunity headed her way.

Nat, I'm sorry, but I explained that to you already.

I had to go earn big tips this summer.

I had to buy a car. So where's the car?

It's a long story.

Well, since Courtney's going away to college next week,

I guess I'm gonna need to hire someone.

How long have you known about this?

A while.

But I guess I can give you a trial run.

Uh-huh. And you left me hanging all that time?

Yeah.

(chuckles)

Welcome home, Brandon.

(chuckling)

Well, that's got it.

You know, this summer would've been so righteous

if I hadn't blown everything on a lemon.

Ah, at least I got to work with you, Henry.

Work for me.

(chuckles)

I'm gonna miss you, man.

Look, don't get maudlin on me now.

We don't want your mascara to start running.

You're a funny guy.

Brandon, there's somebody here to see you in the parking lot.

Thanks, Kel.

Thanks for this summer, Henry.

You're not going to get rid of me that easy now.

I mean, you can call. And I know just when

to reach you, too; between 11:00 and 12:00

when The Young and the Restless is on.

Don't even try it.

See you, buddy.

What's my car doing here?

You mean your newly rebuilt classic 289 V-8?

I can't believe this. You...

You worked hard all summer.

You mother and I thought you,

you deserved something to show for it.

(sighs)

I'm sorry, Dad.

For what?

For screwing up at the used car lot.

I mean, I wanted this to be

my major move towards independence

and I guess I was too proud

to admit I could've used your help on it.

But if you would've asked for help,

I probably would have chewed your head off.

The truth is, after you totaled Mondale,

part of me was afraid to let you drive again.

But I told you, Dad, I don't drink anymore.

I know. But it took me a long time to be sure.

And now you're sure?

Enjoy the car, Brandon, You've earned it.

Too bad you'll be driving around

in such a bogus set of wheels, buddy. (grunts)

Yeah, a car like this

and you might just have to take me out.

Hey, don't get crazy.

Hey, why don't we take a drive up the coast

before Luau starts, huh?

I'm so there.

(makes engine revving sound)

Oh, why don't you go ahead and sit in the front, Steve?

Ah, sit in the back.

Thanks, Dad.

Yeah.

All right. Ooh, baby.

Don't stay out too late.

STEVE: Let's ride! Yah, mule!

(Kelly laughs)

Hi. Hi.

I thought you'd forgot me.

Never.

Well, come on in.

My, um, my mom went to the movies

with my sister and her friend.

and, uh... Oh, why don't you sit down?

And my, uh, my father's playing poker.

So, uh, it looks like we're all alone.

If that's all right with you.

Guess what? Hmm?

I'm staying in Los Angeles.

You are? That's great!

Yeah, I've got a job teaching at the Winston School for Girls.

Well, that's supposed to be the best private school

in all of Los Angeles.

That's what I hear.

So, when are you going to Chicago to get your stuff?

My girlfriend's bringing it out with her.

You're what?

Look, I wanted to mention it, but...

Andrea...

Trust, truth and risk,

that is all you talked about this summer.

Well, yeah.

And you can't tell me you haven't implemented those things

into your life,

right?

You have a clever way

of just twisting things around, don't you?

Andrea, it's my job to make you feel safe,

so that you can learn and grown.

I wanted to gain your trust

by painting a picture of who you wanted me to be.

If it meant leaving out pieces of my personal life,

well, I'm sorry, but you can't say I didn't do my job.

Funny me.

I thought what we had was personal.

Look, Andrea, if you were just five years older...

If I were just five years older,

you would still be cheating on your girlfriend.

Andrea, you're an incredible girl.

I wish you could know that as well as I do.

But you're in high school and I'm a teacher,

and, uh, we just can't do this.

That's not what you said last night, was it?

Look, I'm really sorry.

I made a mistake, okay?

I let my guard down and it wasn't professional.

Yeah. And it wasn't fair either.

Besides my friend, Brandon,

you are the only guy I've ever let my...

Andrea.

I think you'd better go...

Mr. Suitor.

♪ Oh, we're going to a hukilau ♪

♪ A huki, huki, huki, huki hukilau ♪

♪ Everybody loves a hukilau ♪

♪ Where the laulau is the kaukau at the big luau... ♪

♪ We throw our net out into the sea... ♪

(girls laughing)

Come on, what is this,

the gathering place of the truly unsociable, huh?

Pull up a chair.

Hey, come on, you guys.

If I can make a fool

out of myself out there, so can you. Come on.

That's cause they pay you to be a squeef.

Not anymore... buddy.

Yeah, congratulations on your new car.

Thanks, Donna. Hey, you wanna do a little hukilau, huh?

Come on. Uh, I don't know.

You guys are weak!

Come on, Brandon,

let's go do the hukilau.

Huh? Huh?

Robbing the cradle there, Bran.

Well, at least Lindsay will dance with me.

Come on. (girl squeals)

♪ ...loves the hukilau ♪

♪ Where the laulau is the kaukau at the big luau ♪

♪ Oh, we throw the net out into the sea ♪

♪ And all the amaama come swimming to me ♪

So, how does this compare to a true authentic Hawaiian luau?

Like I went to any when I was over there.

What did you do most nights?

Hung out in my mom's freaky tree house

and dreamed of you.

Right.

It's true.

Dylan, this thing that we have is so confusing.

It doesn't have to be.

I mean, when we're together, it's great, but...

What?

You want to be a free agent?

While you were gone, I went after another guy,

an older guy.

And?

And I'm glad you're back.

Isn't that Andrea Zuckerman?

Where?

Andrea.

Hi, I, um...

I tried to call you at the house,

but your mom said that, uh,

you and Brandon had come here to the beach.

You've been crying.

I've been having a bad night.

Why?

Look, about the slap, I...

Me, too, huh?

You're not the one

who should be apologizing, it's me.

I'm the one who was completely envious of your...

whatever it is with Chris.

Was with Chris.

Did you go out with him?

Did you...

No.

Chris Suitor isn't who you think he is, Brenda.

Well, at least he's going back to Chicago.

No, he isn't.

He's, um...

he's staying in Los Angeles and his...

he's bringing his girlfriend out.

That two-faced...

Brenda, look.

Let's just make a pact that, um,

we will never let a man come between us again, okay?

Especially a teacher.

Hey, what are you crying for?

Oh, I just really need to be with people tonight.

(Italian accent): Well, then you came to the right place, no?

Yeah. Yeah.

Party this way.

Plenty of men to go around.

♪ Oh, we're going to a hukilau ♪

♪ A huki, huki, huki, huki hukilau ♪

♪ Everybody loves a hukilau ♪

♪ Where the laulau is the kaukau at the big luau ♪

♪ We throw our net out into the sea ♪

♪ And all the amaama come swimming to me ♪

♪ Oh, we're going to a hukilau ♪

♪ A huki, huki, huki, hukilau ♪

♪ What a wonderful day for fishing ♪

♪ In the old Laie Bay ♪

♪ The hukilau nets are swishing ♪

♪ Down in old Laie Bay ♪

♪ Oh, we're going to the hukilau... ♪

(song changes)

♪ There's a reason for everything that happens ♪

♪ Here we are, we've come this far ♪

♪ We've faced a lot together trying to make it better ♪

♪ We found hope, well, we feel inside ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what we do, we can't lose. ♪