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Hi, grandpa.

Hey!

You're guys are still stuck airport?

Oh my god! That's so annoying.

Did you like ask them to

like see how long it would be?

Sucks!

So what should I do? Should I just go to grandpa's without you?

Or should I wait for you guys?

I should still go?

Okay I just like really wish

you guys could come but that's fine.

I mean I'm excited to see grandpa, I still really want to go.

Babe, aren't you telling me about anything

that's so annoying.

Alright, well, once you get

here, just try to Uber to

his place and we'll make up for

the last time.

Hey honey, what's up?

Oh, you can't make it?

Why?

Okay, I understand.

Well ...

Mae, Mae will come.

Oh, that's great. At least,

I cooked for someone.

I haven't seen her in a bit

of a while, so I'll catch up.

Alright, let me know how

everything goes.

Okay, love ya. Alright, bye-bye.

Wow. That's amazing.

Great to catch up with

my step-granddaughter.

That's what it is.

Let's see how this goes. Let's see.

Let's go.

Hello.

How are you?

Look at you.

Wow.

I missed you.

I missed you forever.

How have you been?

Fantastic.

Honey, how was that?

How was college?

Treat you?

It's been really great.

I've just been like really

busy with everything.

I'm sad my mom's not going

to be here, but hopefully

they'll come later.

Yeah, that would be great.

Not, you know, delayed flights.

Yeah, I know. It happens.

You look fantastic. - Thank you.

Hey, I hope you enjoyed your habit

and have an appetite for crisps. - I did!

I have so much food. - Yeah, I'm starving.

I love this little patriotism thing.

Yeah, I love that. We're matching.

Matching my grandpa. - Totally, totally.

Love it.

I need so much food. Oh, awesome.

And you know what I remember?

Your favorite?

Pickles!

Yay! Pickles! I'm so excited!

So I guess we'll make our

way over to the kitchen.

Alright, let's go.

Pickle on the spoon.

Yeah, let's see.

Oh! You've got all this for me!

Grandpa, is there anything you

can do about that?

Well, you know, funny enough,

that's why I was exercising

because you get your heart

rate up and it helps to take

away the swelling and it goes down.

haven't worked. Oh my god

it's just like so big.

Yeah, it's just kind of.

All right, well anyways, this

looks good.

I just gotta stop hitting it.

Oh my god. Oh man.

Oh my god grandpa, this is too much.

This is the craziest thing.

You're so funny.

You know, it's, you don't

realize you haven't until

it's, you know, it's just

there, it seems like it's in the way.

Like, is there anything we

can do about it?

Well, you know, what's funny,

uh, I was doing the exercises

because it says if you get

your heart rate up, it helps

take away the effects of, you

know, medicine.

And, uh, swelling goes down. - Oh, okay.

Yeah, I mean, uh, hmm.

Uh, you know, let's see here,

what am I doing over here?

Um, do you have like chips?

Oh, chips, yeah, let me get some chips.

Very cool!

Some chips. - Thank you.

Urgh, aaahhhh!

Oh my god!

Alright, Grandpa, I know this is going to sound a

little crazy, but I think I know

a better way to help your

little situation out. - Oh really?

Yeah.

Just sit down. Sit.

So basically what we have to

do is we have to just get it all out.

It'll make you feel a lot better.

You know what I mean?

You know what, makes sense.

Yeah.

You know what?

Why don't you just keep these

all the way out?

Let me just feel them right here.

Alright. Wow.

Boy, what a great Fourth of July.

Yeah, you're so funny, Grandpa.

Yeah, that feels so good.

Anything I can do to help.

Pfff, I'm extremely grateful.

You're great.

It's gonna be lubed up. - Yeah, of course.

It probably feels a little bit better, right?

I'm so glad you know what you're doing.

You'll be feeling better in no time.

You've just blossomed into such a pretty young lady.

Thank you.

So, tell me about college.

You know what's funny? I actually learned this stuff in college.

You know what? Makes sense. Totally does.

Yeah.

Aaahhh! - A little more wet.

Yeah, a little more wet.

Shhh! That's such a good hand-eye coordination.

Yeah, yeah.

Feels kinda good?

Yeah, it does.

You've got good hands, baby.

Cute.

Very good. Oh, fuck.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That damn medication, boy. Look what it's done to me.

Don't mix it up again, Grandpa.

You can't be leaving the house like this.

I know. Imagine that.

Hey, you know what? Look!

Yeah, you know, so college.

I think you learned this in college.

Yeah, I know.

I learned some new life skills in college.

Ah! Thanks for doing this. - Feels good?

Yeah. Good nutrition.

Good.

You even enjoy that, it looks like.

I mean, you're good at it, right?

Yeah, I would say I'm pretty good at it.

You learned this in college? - Yeah.

How does your old grandpa compare

with some of those college boys?

I mean honestly Grandpa, I'm a little impressed.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Wow.

Da. [Russian]

Here, have a bite. Would you like a chip?

Yes.

Mmm, so good.

So, what do you think?

You know, if I'm honest, I'm

a little concerned.

How long has it been like this for?

Well, I took my medication in

the morning.

So most of the morning until

now, I mean, that's...

Geez, that's a long time.

It doesn't usually last this long.

I mean, this is how I guys

treated through college.

This doesn't usually stay hard this long.

It's hard. - I know.

You know what?

Let me call my mom to catch up and ask her what to do.

Hey, Mom!

Oh yeah, no, I made it to grandpa's.

All right, but yeah, this is

something different.

So one of my guy friends

took ... you know ... that boy medication

that they can take.

Yeah.

He said he took it around

like eight o'clock

this morning and he's still hard

and he doesn't know what to do.

And like ... I don't really know what to do do. You have any advice?

To suck it?

And that will help? For like how long?

Oh, okay. Okay, thank you.

that's good to know

I'll let him know.

Alright, thanks mom.

Bye.

Um, okay Grandpa, can you

come over here? - Um, sure.

Huh.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

Yeah, so I think I figured

out how to help a little.

Just get comfy with me.

So, my mom said, um ... sucking helps?

It's cool. I mean ...

Should we try it?

Yeah.

Okay, let's see.

Oh man.

Feels like good, but it's supposed to feel weird.

I really want this help.

I think, it should go down.

It will. Be patient, grandpa.

It's still hard. I'm like ... worried.

I'm worried about you.

I'm gonna call mom.

Hey, Mom!

Um, so, you told me before what to do, but it's not working for my friend.

Do you have any more advice?

To fuck him?

Alright. I'll think, I'm gonna give it a try.

A'right, I hang up for it.

Bye.

WHAT? - It's fine. Lay on the couch.

Lay on the couch. It's fine.

I'm just helping, it's not gonna be weird.

Really not a big deal.

I need room on that couch.

So you just help me get at least a little wet, okay?

[Mae moans] Ah, uh ... grandpa

Oh! You're still so hard.

Oh, fuck! I'm gonna put it in, okay?

[Mae moans loudly]

Oh, fuck!

Oh my god! Fuck!