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Why are you eating, Gustavo?

If it's in front of me, I eat it. Cold food constipates me.

Wait for the client, damn it!

And where's my food?

Sorry for the delay,

I was at the council and my schedule's pretty tight.

Why the fuck's he eating?

He was hungry when they got here. How could I say no to that little face?

You even asked for it?

Off with you, Ramón.

You're fired.

Sir?

Get the fuck out!

We met in a restaurant but that doesn't mean we're here to eat.

It's a meeting, OK? -I know.

But these novices

get more and more stupid.

Makoki and Gustavo...

I've heard you're the best hitmen in the city.

Right?

Possibly.

Not only are we the best hitmen in the city

but the whole country.

We're professional.

Take that! Right in the balls!

We always work with care.

Come on, dead guy, a picture for the family album!

But smile, son of a bitch, smile!

And we never leave fingerprints.

Another job well done.

Get rid of the body.

It's still warm, can I...

What?

I could do with some love.

This again, Gustavo? Really?

You have five minutes.

That's four too many!

I see...

Well... I might have a little job for you guys.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Ángel.

Most people know me as Judas because of my dark past.

Hey, Ángel.

Here's what I've got: I want this man eliminated tonight.

Four grand.

Make it eight grand.

It's non-negotiable.

Fine, then.

Just try finding some hitmen

to take on this job tonight.

Boom!

There's our target.

What about me?

What about you?

You do the cool stuff.

You always go first and I take care of the body.

Yeah, you're good at it. That's why we make a good team.

I want to shoot.

You don't know how.

Liar! I did it before and I'm the fucking bees knees.

Shut it or I'll shoot you!

-Let me shoot! -No way!

Fuck!

You go on, I'll catch you up!

Fucking hell!

Stop him! Kill him!

Did Judas send you?

He's the party's number two.

And if I die...

he'd replaced me,

he'd be president.

How much did he offer?

I could give you double!

I'm a professional.

I keep my promises.

What's more... I feel like killing a politician.

Let's count:

One...

Fuck!

Whose is it?

Whose kid is it? -He's my son.

Please don't hurt him!

Fuck!

Listen.

Leave the country.

If you're seen in public again

I'll be the one in trouble, got it?

Leave the fucking country!

The kebab meat drives the chicks mad.

What? Why?

I'm telling you, they fill chicken with pheromones and stuff,

they shred them and it's an aphrodisiac.

Shit!

You were doing 90 in a 40 zone.

You've hit a young lad.

You're on drugs and have probably been drinking.

How many years do you expect?

Hey, Makoki.

Antonio.

How's it going?

-This mustn't happen again, OK? -No, don't worry.

It's gone out. Got a light?

He always lets my joints go out. -Of course!

I need to relax.

Leave it on!

Are you OK?

-Fucking great. -Yeah?

Right...

-Bye. -Great service.

No way!

Makoki!

Zorrita, a little blow job, please.

You always leave me with blue balls. -I can't, I'm working.

Fucking hell.

That was weird.

How are you, sweetie?

He was getting so annoying. -I know.

How's business? -Great. Look at it all.

All up and running.

The state should invest in people like you.

-This weekend I'm at Lago Azul. -Really?

When? What time?

Sunday...

at six or seven.

I'll pass by. I will.

Let's get a drink.

Hi guys, what's up?

-Hi. -The usual, right?

Of course. You know us too well!

Makoki, whiskey with absinthe.

And, Gustavo...

Milk...

Lactose-free.

With Baileys.

Biscuit, too?

Hey, Makoki,

when are you going to call me for... you know.

The other day was great. -Yes, yes...

Who would've guessed? A modest thing like you!

How are...

I'm so sorry, Gustavo!

I'll get a cloth.

The cat who got the cream!

Fucking hell, Mónica.

Again?

I don't pay you to suck up to Makoki! Fucking hell!

I'm sick of this shit, go home!

Esteban, Esteban... I knocked it over.

Will this cover the damage?

Next time, you're out!

Thanks, Makoki.

I'm leaving when I get my registration money.

Will you buy some mantecados for my trip?

Not mantecados, but I'll eat something else of yours...

Let's go see Johny.

Come on!

What's up, guys?

I have something amazing.

It's a new drug that's not in Spain yet.

Or Europe, actually.

It's known as "The White Walker" because it leaves you...

frozen.

Here.

Be very careful.

Under your own responsibility.

MAKOKI DEADLY LOVE

The trajectory of these youngsters

has managed to bring together

approximately one hundred talented people.

Well!

Good morning, sleeping beauty!

What a night, eh?

Today's headline is still circulating.

Jesús, Córdoba's General Secretary

just released a statement accusing his partner, Ángel, of sending a hitman

to kill him.

Jésus has called him "Judas" and will take measures against him.

The investigation continues

and Ángel is yet to file a report. -People are crazy.

-If you only knew.-He's waiting for the trial.

-Fucking hell! -What is it?

It's Sunday, hide! Now!

Shit, is it your boyfriend?

This always happens to me! -Come on!

Mum and Dad!

What happened here, Chloé?

Dad, I study almost 24 hours a day!

I don't have time to tidy!

And this outfit?

Have you forgotten Mass today?

Yes! I'll get dressed. Will you wait for me outside?

No, you get ready.

We've got to have breakfast somewhere!

Loli! Where's my toast?

I'm hungry, damn it!

I'm coming!

Chloé...

Guess who was caught shagging Raúl?

Mari Carmen! Conchi's daughter!

That Mari Carmen's a slut!

She's a bit of a hussy, yes!

At least you're an angel, love.

Virgin until marriage, that's the way!

This looks good.

I'll get that, Dad!

No, let me get it. You're treating me like an old man!

There.

Good.

Shall we go?

Father Ramiro waits for no-one! -Let's go.

Fucking hell!

I left my wallet inside.

Get it later, Dad. We'll be late for Mass.

It won't take a second.

The key's broken, it takes forever. Get it later.

Come on. -I'll go then.

You seem a little crazy. -Dad...

Dad, listen. Don't you think it would be better to get it after?

I'm Jesus Christ!

Worship me!

You didn't buy it?

Fine then: I fucked your daughter. Why lie?

What's wrong?

Rafa?

Well, I'll leave you to it.

Will you show me out? -Get lost!

..."Judas", saying he'll take measures.

Those sons of bitches, Makoki and Gustavo,

they played me!

They must die!

Every second that they're still breathing is an offence!

Killing the hitmen isn't the best idea, given the circumstances, sir.

Haven't I fired you yet?

Get your things and go!

Go!

Although...

You may be right!

It would be best to wait for things to settle down.

Good advice.

You're re-hired.

But if this costs me my political career those scabby street rats are dead

because nobody plays with Judas!

Nobody!

It looks like this is the end of his political career for Ángel,

or Judas as everyone calls him,

who has been expelled from his party for attempted murder and hiring hitmen,

one of whom is called Makoki and the Police are looking for...

This is browning up...

This is browning up, good.

Put in the courgette, chopped.

See the courgette?

WE KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY

Fuck, Gustavo! What are you doing here?

I don't know. I wanted to see you and I have a key.

What is it?

I haven't seen you for days, I'm bored!

And you shot me and never asked how I am.

I've got a metal plate.

Like Robocop! -Obviously.

Nobody's calling us now.

We're fucked.

Don't you get lonely here?

No, mate, you know I love living life on the edge, I feel great!

Go on home, go on!

Off you go!

A girl in the club gave me her number for you. Could be work!

I'll call her later. The key!

Off you go, now.

Why do you want me to go?

Are you going to jerk off?

Hear me?

Hello?

Is that Chloé?

Yeah, I've got your number here noted down...

Time for a snack.

A kebab?

Seriously?

I'm sure you get laid a lot if you bring girls to places like this.

The place doesn't matter, it's the food.

Yes.

It's an aphrodisiac, you know.

What?

It is, look. Look.

They freeze this meat

and to defrost... -Do you remember me?

-Yes, on top of my car, I remember. -No.

-You're right, it was at mine. -No.

-The old people's home? -No!

We met three weeks ago and did it at mine.

Yes, it was great.

How are you doing?

Look.

I have to tell you something. -No.

Don't tell me, I already know.

What?

Can you tell?

No, but it happens to all the girls I sleep with.

You pig! How many kids do you have?

Kids? No, no, no...

You're saying you're in love with me.

No, you idiot! I'm pregnant...

What?

You know about condoms and all that, right?

Johny's drug knocked me out. I'm not buying from him again!

What will you do?

Let's flee the country, you and me,

start a family, like the Fantastic Two.

No, look.

I'll look after that kid like it's mine. -It is yours.

I can't put anyone through the childhood that I had, you know?

It was an afternoon in April

The weather was like spring

Dad, today's the end of term show, will you come?

I can't, love.

Daddy's busy.

I have a rave at midday

then an orgy and I'm seeing my dealer at 8:00 p.m.

You're going to play cards?

Drug dealer, silly!

I'd like your support for once.

I support you!

Look at the time!

I have to go, I'm sorry.

I left you a maize sandwich, it's all we've got.

Have a good day, lad.

-Your dad was the shit! -No way.

What about Chloé?

I don't know.

I don't like being tied down and neither does she...

So we can both get on with our lives and take turns with the kid.

Have you spoken to her?

Does she know that you're a hitman?

She might not like leaving her kid with someone who kills people.

She's the mum, she doesn't need to know everything.

Here she comes, get lost!

-To talk? -Yes.

This is unbelievable!

Ask her if she wants some mantecados!

-Hi. -Hi.

Well...

Will you run away like yesterday?

No, no...

Nature called after the kebab. Not for you?

No.

I'm going to be clear, OK? -Yes.

You can't stand me and vice versa... but we have a kid, we must do something.

-Yes, that's clear. -Good.

I've been thinking about it, and...

We have to get married. -What?

What?

No, no, no...

Yes, yes, yes...

I can't just rock up telling my parents I'm pregnant.

They wouldn't understand.

Fine, but that's not my problem.

Excuse me?

Of course it is.

You got me pregnant.

It's our problem and you have to face it.

In my family, if you have a kid without getting married...

you're a whore.

There must be another way.

This situation isn't a laugh for me, OK?

We get married, soon,

then I can say I fell pregnant on my wedding night

and we go our separate ways.

We'll take turns with the kid, whatever!

I don't want to be with someone like you.

OK?

OK, but only to help you.

This is what we'll do:

With my contacts, I can organise a wedding in one week.

Great!

But we have to share the money we make.

Deal!

Let me say something.

-What? -It's not that easy.

Maybe for you, but not for me!

We have a stupid tradition

and the bride's parents have to stay for a week to give their blessing.

If the father doesn't like the groom,

no wedding.

Well...

I mean...

What do I have to do?

Live with you and your parents for a week and get them to like me.

Exactly.

-That doesn't sound too hard, right? -Right.

Of course not.

Who'd put up with you for a week?

I remember this place, you've got it made!

It's my parents' house.

They live in the village, Monturque. I can stay until I finish my degree.

-What are you studying? -Law and Business Studies.

You know my lawyer, then!

Lawyer?

The one that's a destroyer!

What a week this'll be...

-So this is where we'll sleep? -Yes...

I tidied up a bit so that we both fit.

It's comfy!

When are they coming?

-Tonight, there's a lot to do. -Tonight?

Yes.

We have to look like the perfect couple so if you want to win them over

you'll have to be the ideal man.

No swearing and no blasphemy.

And we have to change your look.

I'm an original baby, you can't change me!

If you want it to work, you'll change. If not it'll turn out shit.

You have to win them over.

Do it for the money, if nothing else.

It's important to me.

I don't want to rot under a bridge with a baby.

Fuck!

It's not easy.

Being pregnant, so young.

Think about my future!

Even though you're an idiot I need some support,

I want this kid to go far.

Don't you worry.

I'll help you.

-Really? -Really.

Great, get dressed then!

You're so fake!

She really turns me on.

Quick, it's my parents!

Hi, Mum and Dad!

This is Makoki, the guy I told you about.

Hello.

Do you fancy a cup of blue tea and a hard session of paddle tennis?

Makoki.

What the fuck does that mean?

Are you a macaque?

No!

They're the initials of my name: Miguel Ángel Contreras Quijano.

Makoki...

Come in! Come in, please.

No longer Jesus Christ?

No? -No.

That was a joke.

-Like fucking my daughter? -Dad...

No!

I mean, I...

I was at the equestrian club

and I fell of a horse and got covered in mud.

Your daughter was there

and said I could shower here because the club showers were broken.

And...

Then you arrived

and I thought it would be funny to play a joke on you

and say I was Jesus Christ.

Just a silly anecdote.

It gave me a heart attack!

It was so funny it broke your heart!

He's just so funny!

That's why I love him.

A little too far, OK? -OK.

What do you do, Miguel?

I'm... a dentist.

-Ah. -A dentist?

Why the rush to get married? She's never even had a boyfriend!

Now she does, and is to be married next week!

Because we're in love, Dad, and love conquers all.

How long have you been seeing this one? A month?

Is that long enough to know if you want to share your life with him?

Yes!

Because...

Because he's the only guy who understands me

and loves me as I am.

He's religious...

and very attentive.

Because you're an angel, love.

That'll be one of the neighbours, I'll get it.

Don't be long.

The meat's delicious, right?

Know what I think about meat?

Leave my daughter alone!

You don't deserve her.

You're nothing compared to her, a fucking dirty rat!

Come on now...

No need to be rude.

-Darling, there's a man asking for you. -A man?

Son!

Dad?

Who's he?

Why didn't you tell me? Aren't I invited to the wedding?

But... Who told you about the wedding?

A friend of yours told me.

Nice house!

Hey, hey...

This is my house, OK?

-What's your name? -Rafael!

Where are my manners?

Where do I sleep?

He can't stay here.

Not enough beds! He has to go home.

But he doesn't live here, he's come especially for the wedding.

Fuck!

What do we do?

He can sleep on the sofa, he always did when Mum was around.

-He's used to it. -She's not coming is she?

I doubt it, she's dead.

Good.

Fucking hell, this is heating up.

Come on!

Miguel Ángel,

I didn't know you're a dentist.

Well...

If we spoke every now and again, you'd know.

Son, it's been so long since I saw you

and now you have a house, a job,

you're about to marry a wonderful girl, you're focussed...

Son, where did I go wrong? How did I raise you?

Come on, Dad.

Why didn't you visit when I left prison?

You were in prison?

Yes, ten years behind bars.

They caught me selling Bustamante CDs on the black market.

That fucking Muhammad ratted me out.

What a crazy day.

Yes. I don't think your dad likes me.

You don't say! What a surprise.

You're not exactly the prototype for his perfect little girl.

What else can I do? I dressed posh and everything.

The wedding is next Saturday, in one week's time.

If you can't convince him by then, there's no wedding. You've seen him!

In the 21st century, how can a father still decide

who marries his daughter?

My dad's not from the 21st century.

Well...

I still have one week, I'll find a way.

Right. Good luck.

Know what I'm scared of?

His reaction when he finds out that you're pregnant.

You're right to be scared!

By the way, what's up with your dad?

Nothing's up with him...

Everyone asks me, but he was born that way: ugly.

No, with you.

He always wanted me to be like him.

Always out partying and drunk... fucking everything that moves.

He'll be ecstatic to find out what you're like.

Yes, but I don't want him to know.

He always treated me badly, he spent no time with me.

I don't want...

him to know that I became the person he wanted me to be.

Don't you like it?

Of course I like it.

I live each day as if it were my last. I'm the happiest person in the world!

But I won't give him that satisfaction.

You're a weirdo.

Right, I'm off to sleep.

The light.

-Hey, Chloé? -What?

-Want to fuck a bit? -What the hell?

Go away!

This is pretending to be the perfect couple?

In front of others, yes! We hate each other in private.

Know what?

I always wondered about fucking a pregnant girl.

I mean, mine's quite big...

Think the baby would grab it? -What's wrong with you?

Or a blow job?

Fucking sicko.

Go to sleep.

Good night, fatty.

Good night, arsehole.

SUNDAY 6 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

Morning!

Morning, daughter.

Manolo?

Is that porn?

Yes.

I've always watched a bit every day, I'm a big fan.

I can't get it up any more because of my age

but I watch it for the plot.

For the plot?

Yes, the McGuffins get more refined every day.

In this one, the guy gives his girlfriend a present,

he gives her some flowers.

The girl is allergic and she faints.

A hunky doctor treats her at the hospital

and to thank him for saving her life, she's sucking his dick.

Right.

Well...

Could you turn it off?

The thing is, my parents aren't really fans, you know?

OK, don't worry. I'll put Bambi on now.

Fantastic, that's great. Thank you, Manolo.

Sorry guys, no money here.

What do you mean, girl? We're the wedding planners!

So you're Makoki's friends?

Your wedding will be divine. Let's go!

You want to do it in the garden?

It'll be perfect!

We'll put the tulips over there.

Here, a pathway of rose petals.

My girls will make it so awesome!

Girls!

-Awesome, awesome... -Sweetie,

I can't believe you're getting married in a week.

Are you really sure? -Yes, Mum, don't start...

It's a life-long commitment, love.

You must choose well. -How? Like you with Dad?

You married him after three months.

I loved your dad a great deal.

Do you still love him?

-What, love? -You don't look at him the same way.

I'm going to have a word with my fiancé,

I'll be right back. -OK.

Why are you still like this?

I just woke up, how should I be?

Don't you dare let Dad see you. Remember that good impression?

-Yes, we... -Got anything?

I'll take him to a bar, he's bound to like me.

Be very careful, please. This is very important, OK?

Make sure you talk to my dad. -Yes.

Tomorrow, instead of the film, I'll be naked on the fucking sofa!

Look at the riffraff we've got here.

I'm going hunting to vent a little. -That's right, off you go.

Isn't it a nice day, sir?

Would you like to get drunk with yours truly at Rafalín's Tavern?

What the fuck do you mean? Speak clearly, come on!

If I can buy you a drink at the bar.

-No way! Got it, you little shit? -Shh...

We need to get to know each other, don't you think, sir?

Look, I'm going hunting.

Then I'm going to Mass.

And it's not a good idea to approach me with a gun in my hand!

It's funny, because you're going hunting

and I've been hunted down!

Hey, don't you need a filling?

Why don't you go to Makoki's clinic... -No, no, no...

We have a waiting list. We're full until at least...

August, 2021.

I'm sure you can fit us in.

I can't because... Because...

Because the doctor died.

-How terrible! -Aren't you the doctor?

Well... Yes, because the doctor died...

Can't you treat him then?

Fine.

You'll get your chance tomorrow, boy.

But leave me alone now!

Shit! MONDAY 5 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

You!

Wake up, you idiot!

I'm off to class.

Get dressed, you're meeting my dad at the dentist in an hour.

Look.

That's Jenna Jameson.

She's doing the butterfly.

It's a classic.

Incredible...

What are you up to?

Without a bit of porn in the morning I don't feel human.

What did I say yesterday, Manolo?

You're right. Sorry.

It won't happen again.

Gustavo?

Remember and pay attention, I opened half an hour early for this.

Examination first.

Then clean his mouth, identify the cavity

and apply some anaesthetic.

A little anaesthetic! OK?

Then the filling. -But you'll be with me, right?

Yes, I'll be with you but you have 10 minutes.

Get your friend and go, it's a serious job. OK?

What did you do with the doctor?

-Where's my boss? -I've taken care of it.

Let me see how the plan's going.

What plan?

-How's it going? Seen the doctor? -No, not yet.

Remember the plan?

Yes, pretend to get run over to hold him up.

OK, keep me posted.

If only I knew which car is his.

Good morning, Rafael!

How are you? We were expecting you. Come in.

Another time, I'm a busy man.

Yes, sit on the left.

Well...

We'll start with... -With oral cleaning.

Exactly. That's right.

In the mouth.

His mouth! -OK.

Open up.

OK.

Telephone!

Where are you going? Don't leave me!

-Shall we get started, or what? -Yes...

Anaesthetic first. -Good.

Think like a junkie again!

What are you doing now?

Nothing.

-What are you doing? -The anaesthetic.

It doesn't go in my arm.

Yes, but now it goes into the blood because of the lactobacillus casei.

They're smart lactobacillus casei

and when they reach the bad tooth they know, because they're smart,

and it's less dangerous.

Trust me.

I don't even trust my father.

But I'll do it for my little girl.

My little girl.

So be very careful, OK?

Watch out with me.

Very careful.

-Yes, yes... -Let's go then.

-You're in good hands. -Yeah right!

Yes, next Tuesday the 15th at 9:30 a.m.

Exactly.

See you then. Bye.

Gustavo, how are you? What are you doing?

Watching the road.

Why?

Well... because it relaxes me.

It relaxes me.

-There's my boss. -The doctor?

Yes.

What the fuck did you do?

What the fuck did I do that for?

-What's up? -And the patient?

Fuck!

You injected him in the arm?

You shouldn't have left!

-Did you inject it all? -Yes, so what?

He's like me when I was young.

Tell me what happened again?

He had an allergic reaction to the anaesthetic.

They said he should be fine tomorrow.

Right.

TUESDAY 4 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

Get to work, sucker!

Manolo!

It all seems a bit absurd, to be honest.

I know, but if he thinks I'm a dentist I can take mornings off.

And with Chloé's parents?

Terrible, I keep fucking up.

You need to spend more time with her dad.

Does he have a hobby or anything?

He likes hunting but I don't like to kill.

Animals, I mean.

But it would only be to share time and win him over.

Why not go with him?

Look...

I'm scared.

He's a racist, sexist, Catholic...

I'm worried he'll find out Chloé's pregnant and shoot me.

-He doesn't know? -No.

Let's change the subject.

How are the mantecados selling? Got enough money for the trip?

No way, I've hardly sold any.

I don't think I'm very good at selling mantecados.

I've hardly sold any.

But I've given Zorrita 15 boxes to see if he can sell to his clients...

I was talking to you! -He wants to fuck her.

Shouldn't you be in class?

Yes.

It's break time.

There's no break time at uni.

Shouldn't you be at the dentist?

-Yes. -Of course.

There you go, then! -Where are you going?

Shit!

Are you studying Muggle's Law?

Arsehole!

Look at him, cooking...

I think that macaque's a fag. -Don't start on the boy, Rafa!

-Hello. -How was class, sweetie?

Great!

I got a nine in... natural science!

That's great, love!

You've a lot going for you. What are you doing with that schmuck?

-Hi, Honey. -Hi!

-I went to pick you from uni. -Really?

I left early, my love.

And I beat you home?

Well... I met up with some friends...

to go over our notes!

Chloé's really turned on.

She'll fuck him in the kitchen.

-What? -Excuse me?

Think your daughter's a virgin?

What? My girl's a virgin

and Catholic, Apostolic and Roman!

What's going on here?

Your dad thinks you're a virgin.

Because I am, Manolo!

Nothing until marriage.

-Like it should be! -Of course.

Another disappointment.

Where did he come from?

-Let's have some salad, to calm down. -Yes, come on.

-This is for sissies! -Dad!

This...

Rafael, would you like me to come hunting with you this afternoon?

What?

Not even if you were dead!

A good day for hunting, right sir?

What's he going to hunt with that shitty gun of his?

I said: it's a good day for hunting.

Listen!

You're here because my wife insisted.

I don't want to talk to you, OK?

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

When you get to know me... -No, no.

I know people like you very well.

You saw my girl had it made

and thought you'd never work another day in your life.

-That's not how it is.... -Look!

Listen, you little shit!

I know why you're here

and why you want to spend so much time with me.

You want my approval for the wedding.

That's not going to happen, arsehole!

I won't let my daughter marry a piece of shit like you!

Look...

Your daughter getting married is strange for you,

you didn't even know she had a boyfriend,

but... -Move!

Fuck!

It got away!

Don't try to convince me!

You almost killed me at the dentist!

You hired some junkies for the wedding, you fucking posh twat!

Posh twat?

Me? Posh twat?

Think I dress like this?

Think I speak like this?

I've been working on it for a week! For what? So that you like me.

Acting like someone I'm not. I'm marrying her!

What?

Not you or anybody can stop me!

Fuck!

Shit!

I get it...

You love your daughter,

she's the most important thing in your world.

But in mine, too! I love her as well!

I want to marry her.

-Can Makoki come out to play? -No, he's not here today.

Fuck! We were going out tonight.

Don't worry, I have GTA and a bottle of whiskey.

How about that? -Awesome.

I'll go up and get it, OK?

-OK. -Have a seat.

Hi!

You scared me!

Who are you? A friend of Makoki's?

Yes, I'm a friend... Congratulations on your grandchild!

Grandchild?

Yeah, you know.

You don't know?

I'm so sorry, please... Nobody told you, OK?

But... What? My Chloé is pregnant?

-Even your husband knows... -Rafael knows and didn't tell me?

My God!

Come on up, Gustavo! It's all ready.

Coming!

You must really love her.

Yes.

I've never felt anything so... strong.

Even when she's far away, I fell her close.

And...

I'm always thinking of things to do with her,

our plans and places to go...

I feel a bit like a dummy.

Hang on.

I've got a call.

Give me a second.

It's Loli.

Hello?

Why didn't you say our girl's up the duff?

It was strange...

Rushing into marriage, she's a smart girl...

My God, our Lady of Solitude!

The worst thing is, she didn't say...

What's wrong?

What?

What are you doing? -Run.

Run?

Run, son of a bitch!

You fucked Chloé! -Only a little!

I'll kill you, you bastard.

You fucked her! You fucked Chloé!

I'll kill you!

You arsehole!

No, no, no... Fuck, no!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Shit, shit, shit!

Fuck!

Family! We extracted the bullet.

We brought him back with resuscitation and he had a heart attack.

-Shit. -Don't worry.

He kept going on about a pregnancy...

The important thing is that he's fine, out of danger and stable.

He will have to be kept under observation for a while.

A couple of hours

to see his progress. OK? -OK.

Thank you. -Bye, family.

-I'm off. -Where are you going?

Your dad tried to kill me...

If he wakes up, will he want to see me?

I need to clear my head. -I'll come, too.

You?

OK, fine. But... -I'll drive.

Wait for me!

You brought that bitch? Since when is she in the gang?

Calm down. Her dad's in hospital and she needs some air.

What about us? You ignore us now you live with her.

Almost like a real girlfriend!

I'll be busy until the wedding, OK? Why two hats?

-They're my party hats, so what? -Two?

I'll take one off, then.

What about work?

They call non-stop and I say no. I need the money for my parents.

I'm having a baby, I can't do that.

-You've changed, mate. -No way.

What will you do?

Something will come up.

Can we talk?

Yes.

We must keep trying.

We've tried everything, Gustavo,

and instead of breaking up, they become closer!

I have an idea.

We'll organise an awesome stag party for Makoki.

He'll forget Chloé and remember his party days.

Where the fuck are they?

Over there.

My God!

Isn't that bad for the baby?

I'm showing it what life's about.

Are you nervous? -Me? Why?

About the wedding.

No way.

You?

Nope.

So that's what you do in the morning.

Run away to read.

Well...

You don't know what being daddy's little girl is like.

I've always made an effort to make him happy.

I got good grades,

I've been a good girl.

So I see!

He always had very high expectations for me, so...

I went into law.

But I can't stand it.

It's not my thing.

-Right. -I gave it a go.

I've been pretending to go to class.

And what you really like is literature?

Don't laugh at me, OK?

-OK. -I'm writing a book.

-Really? -Yes, mate!

A fantasy one.

And you?

How does a guy like you end up a dentist?

I needed the money.

What's wrong?

Honestly...

I don't like taking out teeth.

But sometimes I enjoy it and... that really scares me.

What?

You're weirder than a green dog!

Come on, let's go to Velo.

No, we're going home.

Chloé has class tomorrow.

Same as before, he said.

Leave him alone, they're probably tired.

We must do the stag party.

We must, mate.

WEDNESDAY 3 DAYS UNTIL THE WEDDING

What a hangover.

Aren't you late for class?

Are you dumb?

Shall I go with you?

And the clinic?

I asked for a week off.

OK.

Hey sweeties, welcome to Zorrita's show.

I hope you're swell.

In this video I'll show you how to party hard.

A party this Friday.

This party is for my mate, my blood brother.

Makoki! His stag party!

If you're watching, you're invited

and it's all on me...

FREE PARTY

...so let's party hard. You tell them, go on.

You can do horse on a horse.

You can take cocaine, methamphetamine,

marijuana, pineapple pizza, but not little girls,

not them...

Petophilia, necrophilia, everything that ends in "philia".

But not little girls.

Got them!

Stay calm and relaxed.

-Yes. -And very important: the antibiotics.

He has to take the whole box...

-The whole box. -Or it won't work

and the infection will get worse.

-Very good. -That's it.

Stay nice and calm. -That's right.

-I'll be back next week. -Thanks, doctor.

Goodbye.

Drowning your sorrows, eh?

Me?

Where's my invite?

I don't...

It's a rough patch in your marriage.

Alcohol isn't the answer.

Who would've guessed

That I would end up with you

I thought that loving Meant suffering

I didn't expect your face

To be a dagger to the heart

And if you don't look at me I don't feel like laughing

And thank goodness

I've really managed To turn myself around

Maybe it's because I thought

This life would kill me

You are life

You are art

You're my favourite

Thanks for staying

I've always asked myself

If love really conquers all

And if my destiny Was to have some better luck

I'd thrown in the towel

But I didn't expect

For the universe to conspire

To bring you to me

Thank goodness I've decided

To let the good times roll

After everything and nevertheless

This life will kill us

We are life

We are art

We are pure ideography

Together we are air

You are life

You are art

You're my favourite

Thanks for staying

If it's a boy...

I'd like to call him Leo.

Leo?

OK.

And if it's a girl, Agatha.

Agatha?

Like my dog when I was little.

Giving a girl a dog's name, are you crazy?

Maybe the dog had a girl's name!

By the way, I'm seeing the gynaecologist tomorrow, a check-up.

My mum's going with me, she's looking forward to it.

One good thing about all of this

is that your mum is in better spirits, isn't she?

Yes, you're right.

She seems excited about the wedding or the baby...

I don't know. -Yes.

Does she like oxtail?

Probably. Not sure.

OK, tomorrow for dinner I'm cooking oxtail.

OK.

You like cooking, right?

Yes, I always wanted to be a chef.

What happened?

I start doing one thing, then another,

plots and schemes, and in the end...

I think you're very talented.

-Really? -Yes!

I've a lot to say about you, including that you're a moron,

but you're not a bad chef.

Everything you've cooked has been delicious.

You could take your CV to a restaurant or something.

I could... But I think it's too late...

What an idiot! Me, for example, I'm good for nothing.

I'm a mess!

No, you're not.

I've a lot to say about you...

including that you're a moron!

Well!

I read your story, you're talented.

You read my story?

It was private.

It's just a hobby.

OK, it's a private hobby...

but we're a couple now, what's mine is yours and vice versa.

You idiot...

It makes no sense that your parents still think you're studying law.

I know.

It'll all be over next week.

We'll both go back to our real lives.

What? Are you having such a bad time with me?

No, actually...

You know I'm a party animal, I do crazy things...

So am I!

Yes, I know. I know.

But... I don't know.

I'll tell you one thing, I thought this would be much worse.

I'm realising that...

I could get used to a life like this.

Even if I wake you up every morning with kicks?

I'll just break your alarm!

You're not as bad as you make out, you know?

You're not such an idiot.

Isn't it cold?

Yes.

Shall we go home? It's getting late...

Let's go.

FRIDAY 1 DAY UNTIL THE WEDDING

Morning, little moron.

I'm off to the gynaecologist with my mum.

See you later.

Your coat, it's cold.

-That's enough, Mum! -OK.

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Hello.

What's up? -I'll leave you.

It's over.

I lost it.

We can stop pretending now.

Tomorrow...

once the wedding is over

we'll go our separate ways.

That's it.

We could cancel it. -It doesn't matter.

It's all prepared now and...

I mean...

We'll do it, share out the money and that's that.

This nightmare will be over.

This is Makoki as a boy.

-How cute. -Yes, he was.

But he was a loser. They beat him up in class.

Poor thing!

We must stop the wedding!

There's no time! She's pregnant by that prick!

Look, babe.

That's me at a nudist beach.

What's up? Tonight's your stag party. You remember, right?

Shit... My mind is on other things.

Shit!

Abandoning us again?

No, the stag party's the most important thing about it all!

Dinner will be low-key tonight. I'll be free in an hour and a half.

All good with Chloé?

Well...

At least her dad's out of the way, the medication gives him narcolepsy!

By the way, there's a goat in the garden eating the wedding flowers.

I think you should check.

A goat? Here?

Yeah, it looked down at me, judged me and made a rude sign.

It really offended me. You should be running...

It's eating the flowers! I feel terrible, go!

Gustavo?

There's no...

goat.

Stupid little boy...

They're coming later, then?

Yes, but we'll have a good time.

Fine. I put "white walker" in Makoki's drink.

What?

"White walker", a drug that fucks you up.

Her parents will see the real Makoki, not the posh knob he's faking.

Are you crazy, mate?

Do you want to ruin the wedding?

Oh, so that's what it is.

-We must save Makoki from this. -I want no part of this.

I'm out of it. -Good.

I've planted a mobile so we can hear everything they say.

Let's watch that couple burn!

Fucking awesome!

Well, family!

Hope you like it!

Enjoy!

Coca-Cola?

Yes...

I just lost my baby.

Don't I deserve something stronger?

She lost it?

I just found out.

-You drank that quickly. -No.

I'm a bit dizzy.

Do you know where you'll go for your honeymoon?

Yes, Torremolinos. A friend is lending us his flat.

Torremolinos? Fuck that!

Las Vegas!

Las Vegas!

Whores!

Whores and casinos there!

When will my husband get better? I hate seeing him this way.

This tail is delicious! -What tail?

The oxtail.

Of course.

Chloé, how are classes going?

Wonderful, can't you tell?

She gets such good grades!

I haven't been for months.

-Darling? -I don't like the degree.

Chloé, this isn't the time.

Why not?

Of course it is!

It's the right time.

You keep telling me I have to end this, right?

Done!

I'm sorry, Mum.

I'm not your perfect daughter.

I don't want to be.

But, Chloé...

Why didn't you tell us sooner?

This music is so annoying, I'm going to change it a little.

Sweetie?

Look at her twerk!

What are you doing, sweetie?

Are you a whore? -No, Dad.

I'm not a whore. Know what I am?

I'm really...

Really...

Dirty. Goodness me.

You're adopted.

Rafa! We said we'd never tell her!

Chloé...

We're having dinner with your parents.

Don't put me off.

Let the young thing dance!

Shut up, Dad!

Your perfect partner is doing something interesting!

Stop saying "perfect".

I'm not perfect.

I don't want to be.

Dad.

All day fucking, dancing and taking drugs isn't good for us, OK?

You're not deserving of my family.

Why? Because I didn't follow in your steps?

Because I don't sleep around?

Because I don't try drugs nobody knows

and live on the edge of the law?

That's the best thing about life!

No, that's not the best. The best is having a perfect house

and a perfect wife.

What do you know about life?

I know that your way of life is very lonely.

What do you know?

I'm happy for the first time.

Look at your friend, Gustavo.

His life is great, he knows how to live!

-Adopt him, then! -I might!

He was very clear.

Do you like my mum? -Chloé!

Well...

Well...

Got any weed?

He wasn't pretending.

He loved her, mate.

I hope you feel bad for breaking up a lovely couple.

I'm sorry, guys. I can't come to the stag party.

Things got complicated, I'm not in the mood.

Don't worry. See you at the wedding tomorrow.

Thanks, you're great friends.

You really hate your dad, right?

Something like that.

I'm all yours, dear husband.

That drink went to your head quickly.

It's not normal.

Listen, Chloé...

I have to tell you something and it's not easy.

I don't know what you'll think of me.

Look...

I'm not a dentist.

I ran away from home a while ago and slept on the street.

In the street, I met...

difficult people.

I met Chamorro.

A man who gave me money in exchange for some little jobs.

At first, it was just stealing.

But then...

Chloé, I'm a hitman.

I kill people for money, or I used to...

This week, I realised

I can be more, I can escape this life.

I don't know what you'll think of me.

If you want me to go, just say.

Chloé?

Night night, dirty.

We acted like real idiots.

Especially you.

Cry babies, we're closing now almost everyone's gone.

Not everyone!

We're closing.

I'd like you to leave.

Of course.

But can you tell me where I can find Makoki first?

I thought it was his stag party today.

Who knows where Makoki is. Get the fuck out.

Understand me now?

Do you? -Don't shoot me, man!

Where can I find Makoki?

Get lost, motherfucker!

-Don't touch him! -Very good!

Not only will we kill you here and now,

we'll find your families

and kill them one by one. -You wouldn't dare!

You can find him at...

OUR WEDDING ...his girlfriend's. Here.

You fucking traitor!

Thank you.

As you'll understand...

I can't let you go.

No!

-Hello. -You look beautiful!

You're saying goodbye, right?

I still love him, despite the way he is.

I'm a good lover, you know.

Good for you.

But I'm not interested.

We must find Makoki and cancel the wedding.

What's wrong?

My nerves,

and...

We've been running all night and that hamburger didn't go down well.

You go on, I'll catch you up.

Almost there?

Great.

I don't want anyone left, kill them and their families.

Nobody laughs at Judas!

What happened?

It must be scratched.

Put another CD on!

The party music?

I don't care, put it on.

Hey, brother!

So handsome!

-Makoki, listen... -No.

-We need to talk. -I'm not marrying you!

-Come on. -Wait for the question round,

OK? -It's not that.

I have to get married.

What do we do?

-Very pretty. -Thank you.

So are you.

Right, guys.

We are gathered today

to say

let the bad out.

No, no, no...

You don't want a bad boy.

No, no, no...

Sorry.

Don't take him for granted.

He's a good guy.

He really is.

You really are.

He really is.

He's hanging in your hands.

Don't let him fall.

Don't you let him fall

because he loves you madly

but can't tell you.

Achilipú.

A Pu.

A Pu.

Sorry.

I'm emotional.

I thought this would be easier.

Right.

OK.

Miguel Ángel Contreras Quijano.

Makoki, to us brothers.

Do you accept Carolina... -Chloé.

Chloé.

Do you take Chloé to be your wife?

I do.

Chloé, you said?

Chloé.

Do you take Makoki to be your husband?

I do.

Fucking kiss each other!

-What the hell's going on? -I don't know.

I've called the Police and an ambulance, they're on their way.

Who are you?

Why are you here?

We were sent.

Makoki and Gustavo played with the wrong man.

What do you mean?

Didn't you know?

You married the biggest killer in the country.

Say it's not true.

Say it's not true!

It's true.

I was a killer, but I changed for you.

I don't believe it.

I should've listened to my dad.

You're a dirty rat.

Who was I living with this week?

Chloé...

I'm sorry, OK?

You lied to me!

We were going to have a baby, fuck!

All these people...

It's your fault they're dead.

The worst thing is...

I'd fallen in love with you.

-Chloé... -Go!

Go!

What did I miss?

I think the time has come

And that in a little while

You'll leave at last

I want your eyes to look upon me

And for you to always remember

The love that I gave to you

Nothing matters Nothing is important

Everything comes to an end

What are you doing here, you fucking half-wit?

Huh?

Hey!

-Why are you here? -I want to talk to you.

To say sorry.

You don't have to say sorry, Gustavo.

Really? I called Makoki's dad so that he would come.

I told your mum you were pregnant.

I got you drunk and brought the Mafia to the wedding.

I thought I should say sorry. I feel better.

What the hell? I'll kill you!

I'll kill you, bastard!

Get out before I call the cops. I'll kill you, I swear.

-Not until I say what I want. -And what's that?

Don't let Makoki go.

You're lucky he noticed you.

I've been after him. -What do you mean?

Let me speak!

Makoki is a good person.

People laughed at me,

called me "stupid boy", but he was my friend.

When I had no money, he gave me work.

He made me feel...

like I'm not the scum everyone thinks I am.

Know what I mean?

Yes.

I'd never seen him so...

happy.

You complete him.

I don't know what he saw in you, you've got no dick.

Please.

Don't let him go.

Makoki?

Makoki?

Hi, little princess!

CORDOBA BUS STATION

-I'll miss you, son. -Yeah.

It's true, damn it!

I loved coming here and getting to know you more.

I loved it when you killed those guys.

Gustavo told me what you're really like.

Look, I...

I'm proud of you!

I don't want you to be proud of this.

I could be an important chef,

have a good job...

Why didn't you support me?

Your mum and I were hippies.

We spent all day smoking grass and taking bad things.

We weren't made to have kids.

At first, we thought you were backwards.

We gave your sister away for adoption. -Sister?

I don't know how to raise kids.

I hope you can forgive me.

Here's some fatherly advice:

If it makes you happy

don't let it get away.

You can't stay at mine.

I had to try.

Let's not wait ten years to see each other again.

Bus number 18 is ready for departure.

Hello?

Makoki.

They kidnapped Chloé. -What?

They called me and said that you don't play with Judas.

Shit.

Why did you call me?

Look, Makoki...

You're the most disgusting idiotic shit I've ever met in my life.

But you're brave.

You'd give your all for Chloé.

I don't know who else to call.

OK. Send me the address.

And say goodbye to Gustavo for me.

Why are you here?

What we start together, we finish together.

Can I change your mind?

Nope. With you until death!

We'll end up in prison.

I know.

-The guns. -Can I shoot this time?

Of course! You're the fucking bees knees, right?

Let's enjoy this.

Just like old times.

What the fuck's that?

Get a move on! Let's get after him!

It's not Judas!

Yummy!

-Hey! -Fuck!

What are you doing?

Let's go.

Breaking news: We're in the outskirts of Córdoba

where there's a shooting at a suburban hotel.

They opened fire on everyone.

At the moment, we don't know the number of victims,

wounded or dead.

It's an alarming situation.

Send the special forces in

to control the killers.

I want no more deaths.

Let's go. Now!

There's Judas' money.

You beauty!

Stay right there, I'll do it!

-Let her go. -Never!

You robbed me of everything, I'll do the same!

Chloé!

I'm sorry, I was a jerk.

I didn't want to fuck things up like always.

I love you.

I love you, too.

I missed you.

Our adventure ends here.

Of course it does!

Don't worry, champ!

Fuck. We'll save you.

I can see a light.

Please don't die, Gustavo.

My life is flashing.

It's fucking shit.

Don't say that!

Chloé.

Look after Makoki. -Of course.

No, stay with us.

Stay here.

I'm dying.

03 for 42...

Come in, 42... You'll spend the rest of your life rotting in the shadows.

-Chief. -President!

-Can I talk to the detainee? -Of course.

Be very careful, OK? He's dangerous.

Run.

I want you to hide.

Don't be seen again.

If they find out I let you go I'll be the one in trouble.

Leave the fucking country.

If I had to describe Gustavo in one word...

it would be "weird".

But that's not bad.

Weird is special,

different,

unique...

His life wasn't long...

but it was intense.

Gustavo.

Wherever you are,

know that I miss you

and I love you.

Spaniards...

Gustavo died.

He was a good person.

If he were here, he'd tell Makoki he loves him

and it hurts to be the only one here who's not fucked.

Son of a bitch!

He'd tell Zorrita: "Not with him!" Ay ay ay! Son of chingada!

Thank you.

Unbelievable!

Who's paying for the funeral?

What will you do with the money you stole from Judas?

-Here, your tip. -Thank you!

It'll be handy for my trip. -Good luck!

Congratulations to the chef, it's all delicious!

It's coming!

It's coming!

What's up?

It's coming!

Isn't she beautiful?

Welcome to the world, Agatha!

MAKOKI DEADLY LOVE

He's out of control

Between sex and alcohol

The people shout: It's Makoki!

Come on The night has just started

Craziness and high times

The people shout: It's Makoki!

Coloured pills in the air

Tonight will be different

The white walker Coming to see you

Welcome to this deadly love

A deadly love

It's Makoki!

A deadly love

It's Makoki! A deadly love

He's Makoki Crazy little thing

By word of mouth Playing when it's his turn

Another mess The centre of attention

The cops know him As Makoki the Drugs

He works with Gustavo Wasp waist and hair like a bull

Today he's trying some new medicine Save yourselves, the hitmen are here

They want to kill him

He won't stop

He doesn't care what people say

Because life is too short

Coloured pills in the air

Tonight will be different

The white walker Coming to see you

Welcome to this deadly love

A deadly love

It's Makoki!

A deadly love

It's Makoki! A deadly love

He lives his life like nobody else

The neighbourhood fool The street's on fire

Say his name He gets what he wants

Drugs, craziness Danger, women

What a guy!

Aims, shoots and bye bye

Life gave him a deadly love

Closer to the devil than God

Makoki!

They want to kill him

He won't stop

He doesn't care what people say

Because life is too short

He's out of control

Between sex and alcohol

The people shout: It's Makoki!

Come on The night has just started

Craziness and high times

The people shout...

Welcome to this deadly love

A deadly love

It's Makoki!

Translation: Amy Sue Bennett Subtitles: Bbo Subtitulado