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=Later, I Laughed=

=Episode 10=

(Long Time No See) (The success of a restaurant)

(See You There)

(Crab Restaurant) (isn't measured by the number)

(of guests, but its turnover rate.)

(Shiye)

(Turnover rate is the average number)

(of times each table is used in a day.)

(A turnover is when a table is rearranged)

(and new tableware is placed)

(after the guests finish eating and leave.)

(Turnover rate equals the number of uses)

(minus the number of tables,)

(divided by the number of tables,)

(and then multiplied by 100%.)

(If a restaurant has ten tables)

(and the tables are used)

(25 times a night,)

(the restaurant's turnover rate)

(is 150%.)

(The higher the turnover rate,)

(the better the business.)

The snakehead

has a high fat and cholesterol content.

They mostly live in polluted water.

Commonly, they absorb heavy metals

and organochlorine compounds.

So

I don't recommend you to eat it.

I'm not eating it.

Shi Ye said he was going to release it.

Poor little snakehead.

It should swim around freely

in the Huangpu River.

Now it's stuck in this fishbowl.

Poor little fellow.

Why is there a snakehead in the Huangpu River?

It must be raised in a nearby restaurant

and get out during the heavy rain.

It's lucky then.

It was supposed to be eaten.

What time tomorrow?

Look. So many people.

Isn't it good?

No.

I know half the people here.

They are stand-up comedians.

They know

Xiuya is going to perform at Alpaca.

So they came and watched in advance.

I've made a discovery recently.

What discovery?

Those who watch shows are poor.

They each order a bottle of beer

and sit all night.

It doesn't help with the turnover rate.

At least they can order some peanuts.

We'll lose money again this month.

Isn't Xiuya coming tonight?

She's working overtime.

Could you ask her not to work late?

She can at least come for one day

and make a cameo

to satisfy the audience.

She is going to perform at Alpaca.

She needs to work on her lines.

That's right.

Okay, I'll talk to her later.

It's the same at every meeting.

While the leader is speaking,

everyone is busy with their own business.

At a meeting, I often see people

holding their phones sideways.

Your phone or boss, you must choose one.

But listening to your boss makes you sleepy.

Either you or your phone

has to lie down.

(In fact, Wu Xiuya isn't working overtime.)

(She's afraid to go to Banghe Bar)

(and see Shi Ye.)

(Although it's been a few days,)

(the scene from that night)

(still flashes through her mind.)

(Honestly,)

(she doesn't know why she)

(pushed Shi Ye away.)

He broke up with Zhao Na.

I can now

pursue him without worries.

Help me think how to pursue him.

(Maybe it's because of Xiaolan.)

(Banghe)

(She knows Xiaolan likes Shi Ye.)

(She doesn't want to compete with her best friend)

(for a man,)

(much less to upset her.)

Not in a couple of days.

Let's go now.

(Perhaps she thinks Shi Ye is just)

(a philanderer surrounded by pretty women.)

(She doesn't know whether he likes her)

(or is merely playing with her.)

♪Through the shutters♪

♪I can no longer resist♪

♪The pounding in my heart♪

(Maybe it's because)

(she just got out of a serious relationship.)

(She isn't sure if she should jump)

(into another relationship so soon.)

♪I don't need to be sure of the direction♪

(Actually, in the three days,)

(Xiuya came to the door of Banghe Bar.)

Shi Ye, you're here!

I'll go on stage later. You guys go first.

(But then, nothing happened.)

I'm back.

You are back.

You've been working overtime a lot.

It's not right.

Work doesn't stop you from going to Banghe Bar.

What are you talking about?

You're afraid.

Afraid of what?

You're afraid of going to Alpaca.

Oh, right.

What else would it be?

It's okay. Don't be afraid.

It's just Alpaca.

(She's going to perform at Alpaca.)

(She can't practice if she keeps hiding.)

I've realized something lately.

I only need to see your reaction

to know what day it is.

Why? Because it's easier to perform

on the weekend than on Monday.

Especially on Friday.

On Friday,

the atmosphere is favorable.

The audience laughs easily.

No matter how the comedians perform,

even if they are terrible,

the audience is tolerant.

They think, "I don't have to work tomorrow.

I'm happy from the bottom of my heart.

You don't have to say.

I'm just willing to laugh."

And what about Sunday's audience?

On Sunday,

they are very anxious.

They try so hard to laugh.

Because they feel like

it's too late if they don't laugh.

Monday is coming soon.

And what about Sunday's audience?

They feel like

it's too late if they don't laugh.

Because Monday is coming soon.

Look how much I love Sunday.

I talked about it twice.

Finally you're here.

Are you going to perform?

Sure.

What would you like to drink?

No, thanks.

It's about time to go on stage.

That looks like Wu Xiuya.

She is good-looking.

You know what,

the bet we made,

I won.

I'm sure she isn't very good.

On what grounds?

She hasn't said anything yet.

Let me tell you, a good-looking woman

has an advantage.

Even if she gets five points,

people will think she is capable of eight.

Not really.

Let's listen with our eyes closed later.

Don't give her extra points

just because she is pretty.

Alright.

Anyway, I think highly of her.

What do you know?

What do you know?

Thanks, everyone. I'm Shi Ye.

I need to talk to you when I'm done.

Okay.

Hello, everyone. I'm Xiuya.

I had

a very strange audience before.

They ignored me when I talked to them.

I asked, "Have you seen stand-up comedy before?"

The whole room fell silent,

just like now.

Since then,

I've invented a new way

of doing stand-up comedy

called classroom stand-up comedy.

When I get an uncooperative audience,

I still ask them,

"Have you seen stand-up comedy before?"

No one answers, right?

Then I'll call the roll.

The student at the back, answer me.

Have you seen stand-up comedy before?

Yeah, I have.

I've watched one just now.

You have?

Then why didn't you answer me?

Did you watch shows for me?

Am I telling jokes for me or for you?

Hey, you at the back,

look up!

Do I have to scold you too?

I thought the two strangest things

my teachers used to say were...

Not bad.

She has something.

Dinner's on me. I lost.

No, I lost.

What are you doing?

It's not over yet. Where are you going?

Thanks, everyone. I'm Xiuya.

The other night...

The other night...

It was just the atmosphere.

Don't take it seriously.

Yeah.

I was going to tell you this.

And we both had drinks.

Yeah, drinks.

I think Zhiyong's alcohol

may be adulterated.

Right?

It made me dizzy.

So we're still good friends.

Good buddies.

- Good buddy. - Good buddy.

Are you sure Wu Xiuya plagiarized?

Couldn't be more sure.

I was shocked when I heard it.

I thought she was an eye candy,

but I didn't realize she was a fake.

This time...

Do you have any proof

to support your nonsense?

You're being

somewhat self-contradictory.

It's nonsense only if I don't have proof.

Tell me,

when did you come up with the lines?

Over half a month ago.

Today is my first official show.

Yesterday,

I watched a show at Madness Club.

The lines are exactly the same as yours,

and they are earlier.

No way.

I can prove that she wrote the lines.

Why would I lie to you, Shi Ye?

I didn't watch the show alone.

You can ask someone else.

Who is the comedian?

Liu Qi.

Welcome.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Madness Club.

Next,

the long-awaited stand-up comedy show

is about to begin.

First, let's welcome Liu Qi

with our warmest applause.

Hello, everyone. I'm Liu Qi.

I recently invented

a comedy form

called classroom stand-up comedy.

It's about asking the audience questions.

Have you seen stand-up comedy before?

I'll call the roll if no one is answering.

You, have you watched comedies?

Then why didn't you answer me?

Are you watching the show for me?

When you laugh,

don't you have to laugh yourselves?

Can I laugh for you?

If I can, I will have a good laugh.

What do you want?

Don't pretend you don't know me.

I kindly told you the joke that day,

but you shamelessly copied my lines.

I can testify for her.

I saw you at Banghe the other day.

I'm not asking for compensation.

But I want you to apologize to me

and tell everyone you copied my lines.

Well,

you guys are funny.

I didn't copy your lines.

I don't know what you're talking about.

And I've never been to Banghe

to watch any comedy.

Don't you have any shame?

I gave you my raincoat that day.

Are you in the same club as her?

Do you think your testimony counts?

If you say that,

I can get five or ten people to prove

that I didn't go out on the 10th.

I was eating at home.

You spilled the beans.

I didn't say what night it was.

Are you filming a TV show?

I'm just saying.

Wait a minute.

I'm not a professional comedian.

I'm a CCD employee.

I can only write lines after work.

From where I work

to the club where I perform,

I need to change subways twice

and take the bus for five stops.

It is my love of stand-up comedy

that keeps me going.

I'm sure you're the same.

We don't make much money from this.

It can hardly be called a business.

All of us

get on the stage with pure love.

Someone told me

that stand-up comedy is

about telling the truth from our hearts.

I don't think

we should betray our hearts.

Are you kidding me?

Are you...?

Are you recording with your phone?

I'm telling you,

I didn't copy your lines.

Did you turn on the recorder?

Yes, but nothing was recorded.

The guy is so sly!

Shameless guy.

(Prefer Morocco: Heard the female comedian plagiarized.)

(King One: She copied Liu Qi.)

(King Uang: Really? No way.)

(BOBBY: Any proof?)

(Green Autumn Leaf: People heard same lines. Refreshing Breeze: Liu Qi's first.)

(Dream of Rain: Women don't seem to write that.)

(Bug: Totally hardcore male-minded.)

(Fortune Cat: Didn't Liu Qi piece together the copy?)

(God of Fortune: Yeah, how a guy like that can do comedy.)

(Time Flies: But he's plagiarized this time, it counts.)

(Tree in the Wind: Plagiarism is the line.)

(Sanxi Round Candy: She can't go to Alpaca. Half-life Lost: Disgusting.)

We can't let her come, then.

There are few bottom lines in the business.

Plagiarism is one of them.

We don't even have a business, right?

There are less than 50 comedians

in Shanghai.

What business can this small circle do?

We need a lie detector.

Bring in the plaintiff and the defendant.

Let them tell again.

The original gets the green light.

The plagiarist gets the cops.

Don't talk nonsense.

Let's decide whether to let her come.

(Cheng Cheng)

Call it off for now.

Wu Xiuya's show at Alpaca is cancelled.

We'll let you know when it's back on.

Please tell her.

Why?

The guy plagiarized Xiuya's lines.

Now her show is cancelled.

Isn't it too fair?

This is the typical style of Alpaca.

In the beginning,

comedians were poor in creative ability.

They had no sense of copyright.

Many of them just copied

foreign comedians' lines.

They say you get used to everything in 21 days.

I've been poor for 30 years,

but I'm still not used to the poor life.

People who heard the joke often told me...

A lot of people say

you can get used to anything in 21 days.

I'm over 30 now,

but I'm still not used to the poor life.

In Shanghai,

if they listen any good lines,

they would just tell them on stage.

Then Cheng Cheng and the others

thought it wouldn't work,

so they set the rules.

Foreign lines are forbidden at Alpaca.

Plagiarizing is strictly forbidden.

Despite the rules,

you can't tell

about a lot of things.

It's not like there are line cops

or a line court to decide

that this is not right.

Everyone sticks

to their own view.

Finally, to show fairness,

disputed lines

are not told on stage.

So this time, Alpaca

followed the old path

and simply cancelled Xiuya's show.

What Alpaca?

They're ostriches.

Yeah, it's unfair,

but we can do nothing about it.

Xiuya cannot prove

that she wrote the lines, right?

Why can't she?

If Xiuya posts all her drafts,

doesn't that prove she wrote them?

Yeah.

But I write all my drafts

in my phone's memo.

Each edition builds on the last,

and only the final versions are left.

But I do keep a notebook

of all my ideas.

But even if you post them now,

you can't prove

that you wrote them before Liu Qi.

Is there no other way

to prove that Xiuya's lines

were plagiarized?

Can't we call Liu Qi

to Alpaca

and confront him face to face?

Yeah, let them tell

the same lines in front of everyone.

We are all stand-up comedians.

We can tell who wrote the lines

by hearing them.

- That's right. - Yeah.

When will that guy come out again?

He's sly.

The last time we went to him,

we alerted him.

I don't think he'll come out again.

Don't be upset.

Really. That's not necessary.

What's so great about Alpaca?

I don't think highly of them.

Sooner or later, we'll challenge them.

Can't we bring

all their audience here to perform?

Don't bother.

We can't handle their audience.

They've seen it all before.

Unless we invent a martial arts comedy.

With one comedian, it's single stand-up comedy

where you talk, fight, and do somersaults.

With two, it's martial arts comedy dialogue.

You can talk, fight, and do somersaults

with your head broken and bleeding.

I don't care if I can perform at Alpaca.

The hardest part for me

is that he does such a lousy job.

He wasted the lines I wrote with effort.

Qi, why don't you go on stage today?

I'm in a bad mood. I don't feel like it.

You're the victim.

You can't let this affect you.

Can I not be affected?

I wrote the lines with so much effort.

I don't want to bother.

I'll go to the toilet.

(Ziming: Plagiarists should be banned forever.)

(Jiayu: I've seen her show. Harmless but do such a thing.)

(Rookie Stand-up Comedy)

(Liaoliao: Is Wu Xiuya in our group?)

(Mute Notifications)

By the way,

are you coming to the show tomorrow?

Sure.

Should I hire some bodyguards

to beef up security?

Don't bother. I'm not a star.

That's right. You're just

an ordinary billionaire worth 3 billion.

But I don't think

many comedians here read Forbes.

Zhiyong, we're out of peppermint.

No mojitos for the guests

at dinner, then.

Order some quickly.

I did it.

Is Shi Ye here?

You're not here to drink.

Why do you want him?

He hit someone.

He can't get away with it.

Who did he hit?

Liu Qi.

No way.

Why not?

We've got the video.

Why would I lie?

He not only hit him.

He was very overbearing.

(Fraud Fighter Banghe Shi Ye)

- You can't do this. - Let me see.

- It's too much. - Don't touch it.

He was indeed overbearing.

Did you see it?

We came to ask for an explanation.

So overbearing.

He really went too far.

But

I'm sorry. He's not here anymore.

You don't need to come again.

He's not coming back, you know?

- I'm back. - He...

Did you hit Liu Qi?

Yes.

You...

Who are you to hit him?

I was wrong!

Liu Qi spread rumors

that Wu Xiuya copied his lines.

I lost my temper and acted on impulse.

But now I realize that I made a mistake.

I'm willing to take responsibility

and apologize to Liu Qi.

Well, that's okay.

It's not okay.

How about this?

Tomorrow, 7:30 PM, in Binjiang Park,

I'll treat all of you to dinner

and apologize to Liu Qi. Is that okay?

Absolutely okay.

You don't have to do this.

- It's a bit exaggerated. - No, it isn't.

You guys, don't come here for nothing.

Eat and drink all you want.

It's my treat.

Help yourselves. Come on.

We've already eaten.

No, that would

- be a waste. - Come.

You're good.

What would you like to drink?

- No. - Just say.

I'd like this.

Beer.

- Beer? - Whatever.

Fine. What about you?

Why did you hit him?

I couldn't help myself.

That's not like you.

Why not?

I'm a man of honor.

What if they call the police?

Whatever.

I gave him two slaps on the forehead.

If he called the police,

they could only write in their report

that he had lost five hairs,

or possibly ten.

Why is your hand bleeding? Is it okay?

No big deal.

I cut myself on the way out.

A minor injury.

Thanks for standing up for me.

Don't mention it.

But I don't think it's right.

What do you mean?

Tell me the truth.

What's your plan?

Hello. Welcome.

(Band-Aid)

- Don't move. - I'm fine.

Even though, you need a band-aid.

If it gets worse, you might need stitches.

Keep it dry for the next two days.

If I keep it dry,

how can I wash my hair?

I'll help you.

I'm kidding.

Zhao Na told me you broke up with her.

Is it because you cheated on her?

How could I have done that?

I don't think you would.

- Do you have any girlfriend now? - No.

Can I be your girlfriend?

No.

Don't answer so quickly.

I'm serious.

Come on, think about it.

Be serious.

Okay, ask me again.

Can I be your girlfriend?

No.

I'm serious.

Me too.

Okay.

But you can think about it.

I'm in no rush.

Let's take our time.

I'll deliver the fruit tray.

Very good. Very brave.

It's okay.

At least he knows your feelings now.

One day you'll beat him.

No.

Impress him.

I just confessed to Shi Ye.

Really?

But he didn't say yes.

I'm going to brainwash him every day,

every day.

Sooner or later, he'll fall for me.

Great.

(Eggman: Heard Shi Ye's giving a party to apologize to Liu Qi.)

(Madness Stand-up Comedy) (Mei: Why?)

(Baibai: Yeah, why?)

(Fluttering Moth: Shi Ye hit Liu Qi?) BOBBY: Impressive.)

(Student Zhao: Liu Qi's good to make him apologize in public.)

(Refreshing Breeze: Should watch the show!)

(Pile of Rocks: It's in Binjiang Park.)

(Dispel the Clouds: I'll be a spectator!)

(God of Fortune: Go to Alpaca or be a spectator?)

(Which one? So hard to choose!)

(Sanxi Round Candy: Alpaca's common. A public apology is not.)

(Sanxi Round Candy: Spectator, of course!)

This must be the lowest occupancy rate.

The second lowest.

The worst was during the typhoon.

One, two, three.

(Alpaca)

Didn't you say that your show

is always sold out

and it's hard to reserve a seat?

Where's the audience?

They went to see another show.

What show?

A comedian

plagiarized another comedian's lines.

A third comedian hit the comedian

who was plagiarized.

Tonight,

the third comedian will apologize publicly

to the comedian he hit.

It spread through the circle last night.

Everyone's gone to watch the show.

Exciting.

Haven't you guys in the circle

seen the world?

It's a small circle full of nerds.

Such gossip

is a kind of business earthquake.

To be honest, I want to watch it too.

So do I.

Can I not go?

No.

That's good.

- Is it good? - Sure.

When is the meat ready?

Soon.

Xiaolan.

Here.

Coming.

Qi.

Qi, hello.

Hello.

It's just an apology.

Is it necessary?

This is a display of Ye's sincerity,

right?

Is your head okay?

It's okay.

Almost okay.

Magnanimous.

- This guy... - Have a good drink later.

- Not bad. - Come, Zhiyong.

Here.

Tasty.

Nice place.

Hello, everyone. I'm Shi Ye.

I'm glad to have so many friends

and fellow comedians here.

Today,

I invited you over

because I want to apologize to Liu Qi.

I shouldn't have treated him violently.

Mr. Liu, I'm sorry.

Let's turn the page on this.

Mr. Liu is very magnanimous.

We should all learn from him.

Everyone,

some of you may know Mr. Liu,

some may not.

Mr. Liu

is a veteran who has been immersed

in the circle for years.

Almost two years, right?

The whole thing started

when Mr. Liu created

very good lines that were plagiarized

by a female comedian from Banghe,

the club I belong to.

If everyone is plagiarizing,

we'll all plagiarize each other.

Stand-up comedy will be ruined.

We must stick to originality

and support originality.

I think since Mr. Liu

has created such good lines

and there are many fellow comedians,

we should learn from him, okay?

Have you heard Mr. Liu's lines?

- No. - No.

Not yet.

Do you want to hear it?

- Sure. - Yes.

Let's ask Mr. Liu to tell it for us, okay?

Good!

Come on, Liu Qi!

Liu Qi!

Liu Qi, Liu Qi!

Now it's Mr. Liu's show.

Come on!

Hello, everyone. I'm Liu Qi.

Everyone here

is my fellow comedians, right?

I recently invented a comedy form

called classroom stand-up comedy.

For example, I ask the audience,

"Have you seen stand-up comedy before?"

Answer me.

I'll call the roll if no one answers.

This student,

have you ever seen a comedy?

I have.

Then why didn't you answer me?

Guys, are you

watching the comedy for me?

Don't you have to laugh by yourselves?

Can I laugh for you?

You know, day after day,

who am I standing here for?

I'm doing this for you.

Isn't it the teachers' job to teach students?

We expected too much.

Just so so.

Thanks. I'm Liu Qi.

Good!

Thank you.

Thank Mr. Liu for his great show.

So this concludes

our party.

How could that be?

I'm just kidding.

Today, because of the little incident

between Liu Qi and me,

we got here together.

I'm so happy.

And the night is so beautiful.

How can we end it so soon?

You haven't finished your drinks

and your food yet.

Next up is a more exciting show.

Please welcome the unknown

tainted female comedian, Wu Xiuya.

Shi Ye, what are you doing?

Are you deliberately provoking?

Did she plagiarize or not?

She can't perform if she plagiarized,

right?

Everyone, please give me,

the unknown tainted comedian,

a chance to tell you three jokes.

After the three jokes,

if you still think I'm not qualified

to stand on this stage,

I'll never go on stage again,

okay?

Tell me the truth. What's your plan?

(Plagiarist)

You didn't hit him.

Am I that stupid?

You are pretty stupid now.

I'm very smart.

I bought a high-quality oil pen.

Its marks last for three or four days.

So he covered his head with bandage

to hide the characters.

Why didn't you explain?

Dong reminded me.

I wanted you two to compete

to tell the lines

in front of the comedians.

Professionals

can easily recognize the plagiarist.

But Liu Qi

wouldn't come out easily.

So you pretended to lose control,

went to write on his forehead,

and left a message about you hitting him.

He felt guilty,

so he covered the characters

and told his friends you hit him.

When his friends came to you,

you told them you wanted to apologize

to lure him out.

Pretending to be injured,

only Liu Qi is the one injured.

I said in all my comedy groups

that I would apologize to Liu Qi.

I'm sure they will come and watch it.

We just need Liu Qi

to tell the lines again.

Then it's your show time.

I'm a bit stressed.

What if I screw up?

You won't.

Just remember they're your lines.

In fact, I haven't done this for long,

and I started to do it only by accident.

One day, I suddenly realized

my boyfriend was getting married.

At one of my colleagues' wedding,

he proposed to me out of the blue.

You know what?

A proposal is the only thing

you can get done by kneeling down.

Kneeling is better than worshipping Buddha.

A public proposal is a moral blackmail.

The blackmail should be used

more practically,

like on your boss.

If you want a raise, kneel to your boss.

Get down on one knee in your office.

Will you give me a raise?

Say yes, will you?

Your colleagues then start to applaud.

Say yes! Say yes!

Let your boss experience the surprise.

Thanks for your encouragement.

Good!

I'm nervous today.

Because you're all my fellow comedians.

I have never seen

a singer's concert where the audience

- is made up entirely of singers. - What's wrong with you?

It's okay. It's a little hot here.

But today isn't the weirdest.

I've met the least

cooperative audience before.

They ignored me when I talked to them.

I asked, "Have you watched comedies?"

The room fell silent, just like now.

Since then,

I've invented a new way of doing comedy

called classroom stand-up comedy.

When I get an uncooperative audience,

I ask, "Have you watched comedies?"

Isn't anyone answering me?

Then I'll call the roll.

This student, answer me.

Have you seen comedies before?

Yes.

Then why didn't you answer me?

Are you watching the show for me?

Am I telling jokes for me or for you?

If you don't laugh today,

I'll still stand here and talk tomorrow.

I'm sure you can tell now.

This is the joke I'm accused of plagiarism.

Too bad he didn't listen carefully.

But I suggest that next time

he bring a recorder.

That way you can record it

and study it when you are back.

The punch line goes like this:

I thought the two strangest things

my teacher used to say were,

"I see clearly the little tricks

you are playing below.

I just don't care."

(This moment,)

(everyone is immersed in Xiuya's show.)

(Liu Qi's lie about Xiuya's plagiarism)

(proved to be ill-founded.)

(Xiuya finally proved herself.)

(Girls can do stand-up comedy, too.)

- Thanks, everyone. I'm Xiuya. - Great!

Liu Qi,

you're sweating.

With that bandage, aren't you hot?

Did Shi Ye really hit you?

He just wrote the word

"plagiarist" on your forehead

using a hard-to-erase oil pen.

It takes two or three days to wash it off.

You covered it out of guilt

and framed Shi Ye for hitting you.

Look up.

(Plagiarist)

Thanks, everyone. I'm Xiuya.

Well done!

(Wu Xiuya)

(Zhonghe's Publicity Release. Writer: Wu Xiuya.)

♪Close the comic books, store apples in the fridge♪

♪Nerves are numb and itchy♪

♪Stop messing around and put away the smile♪

♪Even mad but don't be forced to smile♪

♪People's characters change♪

♪As time passes and tastes change♪

♪Just laugh without caring for elegance♪

♪Be unique, don't be ordinary♪

♪Let go of lasting memories, be grateful♪

♪Let go of all struggles and stubbornness♪

♪Fill the house with freedom. Be free♪

♪Let go of childhood dreams♪

♪And hesitations♪

♪Don't need a broad shoulder to cry over♪

♪Tears sink into the soil♪

♪Grow into a tree where birds nest♪

♪Passersby, put aside your worries♪

♪Let stars and moon shine in tomorrow's night sky♪

♪Let sorrows float into the creek♪

♪Let fearless courage flow into the air♪

♪Let the lovely gaze linger on your face♪

♪Let stars and moon shine in tomorrow's night sky♪

♪Let sorrows float into the creek♪

♪Let fearless courage flow into the air♪

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