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- previously,
On in plain sight...
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- I think our office
Is on the chopping block.
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- that's really
Above your pay grade.
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- the cheerleader--
She doesn't seem your type.
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I am both annoyed
And impressed
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That you kept this little
Relationship a secret from me.
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- oh, my god. Marshall.
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- would you...
Yes!
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- it's you, if anyone, who has
A deeply-ingrained pattern
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To your romantic
Involvements.
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- we've never really
Talked about kids.
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Do you want to have children?
- I don't know. I mean...
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- I don't think we should
Get married in july.
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Or at all.
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I don't know if you love me
Enough to make this work.
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*
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- let's give it up
For miss j'enny se quoi!
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- merci beaucoup!
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And now,
For our final contestant
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In the miss drag
Louisiana contest,
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Please welcome to the stage
Miss armed kandy!
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- get ready to party,
Bitches!
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'cause there's no lip-syncing
With this queen.
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With kandy, it's all real.
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- I love you, kandy!
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- * at first I was afraid
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* I was petrified
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* kept thinkin'
I could never live *
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* without you by my side
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* and I spent
Oh, so many nights *
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* thinking how
You did me wrong *
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* and I grew strong
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* and I learned
How to get along *
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* so, now you're back
From outer space *
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* well, I just walked in
To find you here *
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* with that sad look
Upon your face *
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- how many times
I gotta tell ya?
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This box in my office.
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- you're late again.
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- I got it for ya!
Tell connard to back off.
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My office.
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- * I will survive
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- this h is a joke.
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- take it up with connard.
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- knock-knock, ray...
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- kandy, run!
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- this witness once told me
There's truth in fairy tales.
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- coffee.
Black as you can make it.
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- the problem
With fairy tales--
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And I tried to explain
This to him--
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Is that they end too soon.
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They are, at best, a prolog
For the messy chapters to come.
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Sure, snow white
And prince charming
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May do "Happily every after"
For a while.
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But then she comes home
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To find him banging rapunzel
In the big bed
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And you've got
A different story.
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There's no truth in fairy tales,
Not really.
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Know how you can tell?
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They're called
"Fairy tales."
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- so, who are the, uh,
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"Mommy mean girls"
Tearing apart today?
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- I wouldn't know.
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When I go on safari,
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I like to keep
A safe distance
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From the predators
Devouring their prey.
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Goes double
For rogue males.
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- who says
I'm a rogue male?
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- everything about you.
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Quasi-retro tee shirt,
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The too-ironic-by-half frat-boy
Gleam in your eye.
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I spotted your moves
A mile away.
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Well, I'm kenny.
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For the record,
I was never in a frat.
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This tee shirt is not retro,
It's just old,
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And ask my ex.
I don't have any moves.
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- charming single dad
Devoid of any moves?
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That's your move.
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All right. Okay.
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But can you blame me?
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I mean, we know
These women put out.
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They all have babies.
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- got it. That's funny.
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Hey, check it out. 2:00.
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Don't snooze
On mommy and me yoga.
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Aggressively available,
Clearly double-jointed.
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- well, thanks for the tip.
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- mm. No sweat.
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- ooh, and this is oliver.
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Best wingman on the planet.
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- yup.
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Just so you know, um,
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My radar's only set
To single moms.
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- what a guy.
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- speaking of, if you'd ever
Like to grab a bite,
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Or a quasi-retro tee shirt.
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- hi.
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- that's my cue.
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Hi, joanna.
- good morning.
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- be home around 6:00.
Formula's in the fridge, okay?
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- go to work.
You know we'll be fine.
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Bye, mommy.
- bye, bug.
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Kenny, joanna.
Joanna, kenny.
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She's single. Go for it.
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- hi.
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- coffee stains the teeth.
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- no, right.
Makes perfect sense.
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- ray.
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- the guy on the left
Is the one who killed him.
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Jack ducey, senior lieutenant
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In tremaine connard's
Drug cartel out of louisiana.
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Without witness protection,
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I promise you,
Douglas, you're next.
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- you have first-hand knowledge
Of how connard moved his heroin,
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You could speak
To the verve vodka front,
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How the operation worked
Inside the club.
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- couple that with your
Testimony against ducey
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On the murder charge,
And the odds
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That he'll
Flip on connard,
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There's no bigger threat
To these guys than you.
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- look, I get why I can't
Go back to new orleans,
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But I still don't see
Why I have to give up kandy.
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It's drag.
I could be kandy anywhere.
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- connard's gonna have
Every drag club covered
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Searching for you.
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- you're losing a hobby,
Doug, not a career.
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You get the sudden urge
To belt out a tune,
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There's a karaoke bar
On every block here.
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Just, you know,
Keep your pants on.
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- fred--
- no, you know...
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Oh, no, what?
- no, fred, we--we got this.
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Douglas, I hate to say this,
But performing your act--
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It's too dangerous.
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- it isn't an act.
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And it isn't a hobby.
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That world is my life.
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When I am kandy, people...
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They look.
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And they listen.
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They're inspired.
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Kandy's strong,
She's powerful.
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Right. I get it. I see.
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If I was a doctor
Or a lawyer,
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Maybe then you'd
Have a little compassion,
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But for the freak show--
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- no one's calling you
A freak, douglas.
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- we all dress up
To be who we need to be.
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Mine's just different.
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- bette midler signing up
For the witsec tour,
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Or is she going solo?
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- he's in,
But he's having a hard time.
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Zeitlin's worried he won't
Hold up on the stand.
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- I hate you.
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You officially had the easiest
Witness on the planet.
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Guy basically
Lived in disguise.
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His own mother wouldn't
Recognize him now.
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Do you think we could
Have lunch today?
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- wouldn't put it past us.
We have lunch every day.
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- I know, but there's
Something I want to tell you.
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Something important.
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What does that mean?
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- of import.
It's personal.
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- gross.
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- how about gianni's,
1:00?
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- you're freaking me out,
Marshall.
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Since when do you make
Appointments
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To talk to me over lunch
At gianni's?
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If you have something to say,
Spit it out.
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- abigail and I
Got engaged.
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I was gonna tell you
At lunch, but...
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Wow.
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Engaged.
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What's the age of marital
Consent in new mexico?
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It's not that big
A difference.
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- not by elvis standards.
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- I proposed
At the firing range.
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- oh, well...
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You're welcome, I guess.
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And so, I mean...
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So, you're sure
About this?
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Just 'cause, I mean,
You're a "Married for life,
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Book joint burial plots"
Kind of guy.
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- so, you don't approve.
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- just seems kind of fast.
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- it's been
A year and a half.
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- and that's long enough
To be sure?
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- marshall, let's go.
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Time to get
Douglas settled.
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- since 1970, the federal
Witness protection program
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Has relocated
Thousands of witnesses,
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Some criminal, some not,
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To neighborhoods
All across the country.
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Every one of those individuals
Shares a unique attribute,
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Distinguishing them
From the rest
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Of the general population.
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And that is,
Somebody wants them dead.
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- I still
Can't believe this.
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- look, douglas,
You have to have a job.
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And while this
Might not be
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As glamorous
As you're accustomed to,
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At least it makes use
Of your expertise.
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- yeah.
A dress shop in albuquerque.
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I'm a modern-day cinderfella.
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- we had a deal, susan.
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I threw my support behind you
For almanza's job,
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You get on the bat phone
To the oval office
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To save albuquerque.
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But when I put my jacket on
This morning,
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I found a switchblade
In my back!
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Lose an inspector
From this office!
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That's your idea of
A cost
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Yeah, well, you're not--
You're not helping, susan, no.
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You're dismantling.
We had a deal.
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In my neighborhood,
That meant something!
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It was a covenant!
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I'm putting you on notice,
Okay?
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I don't intend to let you
Get away with this, susan.
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From now on, you be careful
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Where you put your jacket on
In the morning!
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Hi, are you jacob?
I'm marshall.
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We emailed about the job.
This is my brother douglas.
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- oh, there's
Quite a resemblance.
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- we get that a lot.
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So, nice to meet you.
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So, douglas,
You are the tailor?
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- yes. I'm a regular
Motel kamzoil.
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Right.
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As I told your brother,
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We cater in special
Event dresses,
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Like weddings and, uh,
Sweet 16s.
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- dresses
Are my specialty.
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- oh, music to my ears.
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It's prom season,
And I'm drowning here.
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How 'bout we get
That paperwork out of the way,
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And get you sewing?
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Be right back.
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- congratulations.
- yeah. Right.
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Next stop, project runway.
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00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,330
- raph.
- I-I didn't expect to--
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00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,932
- wow, what're you--
What're you doing--
241
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,099
- we were grabbing some--
- when did you--
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00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,702
- wait, wait, wait.
Y-you go first.
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00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,071
- I mean, wow.
Look at you.
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- yeah.
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00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,207
- look at you. You've got a--
- oh.
246
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,043
- a norah. Yeah.
247
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,745
I've got a norah.
It's a--
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00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,212
It's a long story.
249
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,347
- congrats.
- thanks.
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00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,215
- wow.
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00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,117
What're you doing back?
252
00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,953
- the isotopes need
A new third base coach.
253
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,320
I closed the deal
Yesterday.
254
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,257
- you're kidding.
That's cool, right?
255
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,458
So, you're back
In albuquerque.
256
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,126
- I am.
257
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,227
- wow.
258
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,497
- good.
259
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,734
I mean, actually, brandi ditched
Her fiance at the altar
260
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,136
And then dove headfirst
Into a sea of vodka.
261
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,438
Jinx is holding
Her hair back in rehab,
262
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,507
But I'll just go with
"The same."
263
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,042
- I see.
- yeah.
264
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,310
- we've got to get to this
265
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,012
Team party thing.
- oh, yeah. No, go, go.
266
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,246
I didn't--
I don't want to keep you.
267
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,282
- yeah, maybe, uh...
- okay.
268
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,184
- maybe we could
Have dinner sometime?
269
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,387
- sure.
- I've got a lot to tell you,
270
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,389
And I'd really love to hear
About everything.
271
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,523
- yeah, that sounds great.
272
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:08,228
- great.
273
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,098
My wife is gonna be
So excited to meet you.
274
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,336
What?
275
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:21,008
- abigail just called.
Douglas got arrested.
276
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,375
Meet you at apd.
277
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:26,046
- yeah, okay.
I'll be there in a few.
278
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,384
Hey. You owe mark a six-pack.
He took norah to poker night.
279
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,120
What's with
The dressy clothes?
280
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,422
- I was on my way to pick up
Abigail for the theater.
281
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,290
All-female production
Of hedda gabler.
282
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,092
- already boring.
283
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:42,295
- apparently,
Douglas was grabbed for assault.
284
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,065
I was his one phone call,
His "Brother" marshall.
285
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:50,437
- she knows better than that.
She's getting it worked out.
286
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,506
- gotta say,
I find it interesting
287
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:56,043
That the guy who goes on and on
About pretty much everything
288
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,312
Got engaged without talking
To his own partner first.
289
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,114
- maybe he figured it best
290
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,482
To talk to his bride-to-be
About it first.
291
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,184
- oh, of course.
292
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,552
Believe me, I'm totally
Happy for you guys.
293
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,587
I just find it,
You know...
294
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,823
Interesting.
295
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:14,227
- I find it interesting
That you find it interesting.
296
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,334
- okay, then.
297
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:23,603
- what was I
Supposed to do?
298
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,604
Idiot called
My angela fat.
299
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,339
- I said she was zaftig.
300
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,141
- people, you want
The cuffs back on? Keep it up.
301
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,843
- hey, sorry to put
A crimp in our plans, but I--
302
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:31,611
- I appreciate the heads up.
You look amazing, by the way.
303
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,346
- you're the sweetest.
304
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,083
- any sweeter,
I'd be in a diabetic coma.
305
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,484
Can we just...
- I only suggested an a-line
306
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,252
Because when I'm feeling hippy,
I wear an a-line.
307
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,553
- so, my angela's
A man, now.
308
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,889
- all right, all right.
Cool it, both of you.
309
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,324
- a sleep-deprived mom
310
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,325
With a gloc
And an itchy trigger finger.
311
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,894
Next question.
312
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,329
- think we can let your brother
Off with a warning,
313
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,563
But keep him
Out of trouble.
314
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,399
- will do. Thanks.
315
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,500
- I'll get him home.
You two have plans.
316
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,135
- oh.
- thanks, mary.
317
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,303
Marshall and I were gonna
Celebrate our--
318
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,238
- engagement.
He told me.
319
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,108
Congrats,
Or whatever it is people say.
320
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,243
- they say "Congrats."
Good guess.
321
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,377
- 'kay.
322
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,546
Let's go.
323
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,517
- I'm just saying marshall
Told me to use my expertise.
324
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,320
You saw the girl.
A-line is her friend.
325
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,288
- yeah, well,
Now I've got to find you
326
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,289
Somewhere else for you
To use your expertise.
327
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,657
The dress shop's out.
328
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,392
I'll find you something,
Just in the meantime,
329
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,594
Can you just
Try to blend in?
330
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,496
Keep your head down,
And...
331
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,432
What the?
- uh! It's not what you think.
332
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,368
You idiot.
333
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,904
What part of "No more drag"
Got lost in translation, huh?
334
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,405
- it's just a token.
335
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:33,673
- this is not a token,
This is a gateway wig.
336
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,509
- mary, I swear,
I-I just kept it as a reminder.
337
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,511
I'm not performing.
I'm not even going to put it on.
338
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,148
- the iq, the local paper.
339
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,382
I'm reading it.
340
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,151
I happen
To live here now.
341
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,418
- tell me, is this it,
Or do I need to toss the place?
342
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,154
- that's it. I promise.
343
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,556
I promise.
344
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:54,561
Listen, you have to understand,
I didn't just lose kandy.
345
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,296
Everything.
346
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,631
My whole life.
347
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,368
And spencer.
348
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,535
I'll never see him again.
349
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,437
- spencer was
Your boyfriend?
350
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,173
- he's my son.
351
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,676
You have a kid,
You don't say something?
352
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,644
Douglas, we could've
Brought him into the program.
353
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,713
- I haven't seen him
Since he was three.
354
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,715
I'd always hoped
Someday--
355
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,284
Anyway.
356
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,420
I always thought
I'd make a good father.
357
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,589
Just not at 18.
358
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:27,327
At 18 I didn't even
Have a glimmer I was gay.
359
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,298
I had a lot
To figure out.
360
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,533
- at 18, we all
Have a lot to figure out.
361
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,302
- I'm sorry
About what happened.
362
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,506
- douglas,
You gotta suck it up.
363
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,708
Okay, listen to me,
This program is really hard
364
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,709
For almost everyone.
365
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,477
I see it every day.
366
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,346
I don't care if you're a cop,
Or a thug,
367
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,516
Or a guy who sings streisand
In five-inch heels.
368
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,251
But it's doable.
369
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:56,256
I see that every day too.
370
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,225
What am I, 80?
371
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:02,395
- no more wigs.
372
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,638
Got douglas a new job.
373
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,507
He starts tonight.
Thank me whenever.
374
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,510
- it's at
That jewelry store
375
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,312
Where that guy I kinda like got
Me that thing I sorta hated.
376
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,747
- how many openings
They got?
377
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,450
A.D. Campbell has her way,
We could all end up there.
378
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,784
- 'morning, sunshine.
379
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,320
What's with debbie downer?
- budget stuff.
380
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,521
Rough night?
381
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,257
- oh, yeah,
It was ground zero.
382
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,025
Pooping, teething...
383
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,393
Lotta liquid.
384
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,263
- it's not for sissies.
- no joke.
385
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,265
My clothes hurt,
I haven't slept for months.
386
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,467
No time for anything
Even remotely social.
387
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,269
Turns out babies are the best
Form of birth control
388
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,636
Since four-inch
Sideburns.
389
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,805
Meanwhile, you're walking around
All bright-eyed
390
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,774
With that ridiculous grin
391
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,676
'cause guess who's
Banging the prom queen.
392
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,777
- have you tried
A cheesecloth sack
393
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:51,811
Filled with
A frozen banana?
394
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,813
No.
395
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,348
- for norah.
For the teething, I mean.
396
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,817
- oh, thank you,
Sweet and gentle jesus.
397
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,086
- try it tonight.
398
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,487
- all right,
Well, I would,
399
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,455
Except I've got
This dinner with raph.
400
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,491
- raph.
401
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,293
When did this happen?
You don't mention that?
402
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,362
- oh, by the way,
I got engaged.
403
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,299
The isotopes hired him
As some kind of coach, I guess.
404
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,834
- okay, so,
This dinner date--
405
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,370
Is it, uh,
Dinner or a date?
406
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,706
- it's dinner.
With raph and his wife.
407
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,441
Yeah, that's right.
408
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,475
He dropped the wife-bomb on me,
Then ran for cover.
409
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,344
- you didn't cancel.
410
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,115
I broke up with him.
411
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,549
Anyway, he's a friend.
I want to see how he's doing.
412
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,484
- don't think so.
No, what I think--
413
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,652
- here we go.
414
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,321
- you and raph
Didn't work out,
415
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,722
So how, pray tell,
Did the story end?
416
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,324
- shoot me now.
417
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,092
- you don't do well
With unresolved.
418
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,860
Understandable,
Given your decided
419
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,862
Lack of resolution
With your father.
420
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,597
- okay, freud, kick back,
Put your feet up.
421
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,599
You know,
Sometimes a cigar is just--
422
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,501
- mary.
423
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,403
It's me.
424
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,473
- okay, fine.
Yeah, fine. So, sure.
425
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,875
Maybe I'm curious. Maybe I want
To see how things turned out.
426
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,410
- you just want to know
If she's pretty or not.
427
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,546
- I hate it
When you know me.
428
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,420
- so, I'm looking
Through photos,
429
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,755
Trying to find this picture
Of us on our trip to cancun,
430
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,557
When I see this one of us
At a baseball game,
431
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,625
Which I have
Absolutely zero memory of,
432
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,762
So, I zoom in,
And it turns out it's you.
433
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,564
- wow. You think
Someone has a type?
434
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,232
- yeah,
Blondes with boobs.
435
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,333
- so sad.
436
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,701
- this was
A really bad idea.
437
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,636
- yeah, well, duh.
438
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,305
- and he
Buried the lead.
439
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,339
He never told me
You were a marshal.
440
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,275
- oh.
- that is so cool.
441
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,709
So, what does
A marshal do?
442
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,644
- well, um...
443
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,313
- come on, vic, I'm sure she
Doesn't want to talk about work.
444
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,682
- no, it's fine.
I'm fine.
445
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,450
- no, he's right. Sorry.
446
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,419
It's just you're a mom,
You're a marshal.
447
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,720
I don't know
How you pull it off.
448
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,555
- well,
Never sleeping helps.
449
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,257
Both:
450
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,193
- listen, far be it
For me to play matchmaker,
451
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,494
I don't even know
If you're in the market.
452
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,396
But I know a ton
Of great single guys.
453
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,332
- right. Thanks.
Thank you, but I'm good.
454
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,633
Yeah.
455
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,735
I met someone
Recently, actually.
456
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,404
Sort of
A coffeehouse deal.
457
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,206
So...
458
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,508
Anyway, I'm all set.
459
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,775
- well, think about it.
460
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,511
Let me know
If you change your mind.
461
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:05,745
I can switch back
To matchmaker mode like that.
462
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:06,813
- I bet.
463
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,715
- okay, I'll be right back.
464
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,718
- okay.
465
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,254
- it's like I almost don't even
Need to be here.
466
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,523
I like her.
467
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:20,427
- and she likes you too.
I can tell.
468
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,629
Listen...
469
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,531
I was surprised
You had a baby.
470
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,700
- you think
You were surprised.
471
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,603
She was kind of
A happy accident.
472
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,639
Really happy, but...
473
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,509
- it's--you always used to say
You didn't want to have kids.
474
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,645
Maybe you didn't
Want to have them with me.
475
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,548
- come on, raph.
It wasn't that.
476
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,516
And I didn't want them.
477
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:47,454
You know,
It all just sorta happened.
478
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,789
But I mean, come on,
You more than bounced back.
479
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,492
Right?
You're all married and stuff.
480
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,762
- yeah. She's amazing.
481
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,865
We're really happy.
482
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,401
- well, you deserve it.
483
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:05,272
Some stories deserve
Happy endings.
484
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,706
- this was fun.
- yeah.
485
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,841
- it's so great to finally meet
The one who got away.
486
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,811
- well, it was great
To meet you too. Really.
487
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,413
Coulda done
Without the flan,
488
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,614
But what's
A couple more crunches
489
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,848
I'm never gonna do,
Right?
490
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,517
- we should
Do this again.
491
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,619
Invite coffeehouse guy.
Make it a double date.
492
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,588
- yeah, right.
493
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,789
I don't know if, um, kenny's
Double date material, but--
494
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,858
That's work.
I should, um--
495
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,794
- take it.
We'll call you.
496
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,429
- okay.
497
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,597
Hey, what's up?
498
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,465
- douglas was a no-show
At his new job.
499
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,567
He's not answering his cell,
Not at his apartment.
500
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,835
- who was the last person
To see him?
501
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,704
- you when you
Brought him home from apd.
502
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,705
Any ideas?
503
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,308
- got a hunch.
504
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,348
- thank you.
Thank you very, very much.
505
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,717
I love you all,
Each and every one of you.
506
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,819
Mwah! Mwah!
507
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,589
- man, I know I should've
Tossed his apartment.
508
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,890
Who buys one wig?
509
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,492
- warhol comes to mind.
510
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,394
- of course he does.
511
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,396
Let's just grab lady gaga
Before he gets himself killed.
512
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:04,664
Okay? Please.
513
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,599
- sorry
For interrupting your date.
514
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868
- you didn't interrupt,
And it wasn't a date.
515
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,871
Who'd he end up with?
516
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,941
- me, but better.
517
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,543
Hey, check it out.
518
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,612
Verve.
Connard's favorite.
519
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,948
- just restocking.
Looks legit.
520
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:25,852
- dragstrip throw-down
Is proud to welcome
521
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,688
The newest member
Of our albuquerque family,
522
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,891
Miss cybil disobedience.
523
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,567
- I'm not seeing douglas.
How sure are you he's here?
524
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,673
- get ready to party,
Bitches!
525
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,575
- pretty sure.
526
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,577
- 'cause with this queen,
There's no lip-syncing.
527
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,780
With cybil,
It's all real.
528
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,589
- * at first
I was afraid *
529
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,657
* I was petrified
530
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,494
* kept thinking
I could never live *
531
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,396
* without you by my side
532
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,763
- let's just watch the crowd.
We'll grab him offstage.
533
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,500
Okay?
534
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,436
- * and I grew strong
535
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,939
* and I learned
How to get along *
536
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:22,542
* so, now, you're back
537
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,711
* from outer space
538
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,547
* well, I just walked in to find
You here with that sad... *
539
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:31,984
[muffled music
And cheering]
540
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,753
- oh, my god!
- party's over.
541
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:34,954
- no, this is not
What you think.
542
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,689
- you know,
You keep saying that.
543
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,592
- wait, just--stop, please!
- no. You lied to me.
544
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,428
What, are you trying
To get yourself killed?
545
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,629
- sybil looks nothing
Like kandy, okay?
546
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,864
- shh!
I'm not stupid.
547
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,966
But this is my life.
548
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,602
My world. It's who I am.
549
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,438
Nobody's gonna
Recognize me in this club.
550
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,006
- this club stocks verve,
Which means connard has access.
551
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,608
- and how many
Drag queens do you know
552
00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:57,510
Actually sing
As well as you
553
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,878
In a competition
Lousy with milli vanillis?
554
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,447
- I didn't think about--
- no, you didn't.
555
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,881
Just better hope
You weren't spotted.
556
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,683
- but I can't just go back--
- no. No more talk.
557
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:09,922
This isn't the view.
You breached, jackass.
558
00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,692
- okay, so intel from the
Marshal's fugitive taskforce
559
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,427
In new orleans
Has connard's men on the move
560
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,928
And heading west on I-10.
561
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,830
My guess, they know
You're in albuquerque.
562
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,065
- jesus.
- 'scuse me.
563
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,900
- protocol for me,
Douglas,
564
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,034
Is we're gonna
Have to move you.
565
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,737
That's it?
566
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,873
I just have to go?
Where am I going?
567
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,775
- for your safety,
We don't make that call.
568
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,910
- all we know is we've got
12 hours to get you out of here.
569
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,144
- just like that.
- yeah.
570
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,214
- here's what's gonna happen,
Douglas.
571
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,049
Marshall and the team
Are gonna go to your apartment,
572
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,918
Pack up all your things, get you
En route to a new location.
573
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,720
- I can't believe this.
574
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:41,988
I didn't mean
To screw things up like this.
575
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,856
- how did you mean
To screw things up?
576
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,825
- mary, marshall, we'll finish
Up here with douglas.
577
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,026
Why don't you get
Things rolling?
578
00:23:47,059 --> 00:23:48,728
- fine with me.
579
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,996
This time tomorrow,
This guy and his wardrobe
580
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,732
Are someone
Else's problem.
581
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:57,804
Hey, listen.
I might be kind of late tonight.
582
00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,138
I've got this work thing.
583
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,073
- don't worry about it.
I'm happy to help.
584
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,710
You know that.
585
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,878
We got that.
586
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:10,116
Let's go see
Who's at the door.
587
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,085
Hi.
- hi.
588
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,688
Is mary here?
589
00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:18,224
- mary, you have a profoundly
Handsome gentleman caller.
590
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,026
- oh. Hey.
591
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,829
Come on in.
592
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:23,963
Raph, joanna.
Joanna, raph.
593
00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:26,799
- oh.
- hey.
594
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:30,870
- hi.
595
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,972
- you know what, I think
She needs a little change,
596
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,206
So we'll go do that.
597
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,975
It's lovely
To meet you, raph.
598
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,110
- yeah, that's norah's,
Um, grandma.
599
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,079
Not jinx, obviously.
600
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:42,014
She's the mother
Of the father.
601
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,850
Anyway...
602
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,251
- just wanted
To come by and say
603
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:47,153
Victoria and I
Had a great time at dinner.
604
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:50,256
Thanks for being
So cool to her.
605
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,724
It meant a lot.
606
00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,125
- of course.
607
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,193
I'm glad you're back.
608
00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,896
- me too.
609
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,866
In a weird way,
Maybe it's a good thing
610
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,535
You weren't
In love with me.
611
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,003
I would not have met her.
612
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:07,974
- ah. I see.
Well, then, you're welcome.
613
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,209
- uh, I also
Wanted to give you
614
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,178
These club seats
For you and marshall.
615
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,980
- you know what,
616
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,748
Marshall and I aren't really
Doing games anymore.
617
00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,316
- oh, right. 'cause of kenny.
- kenny. Who's--
618
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:20,086
Oh, kenny.
God, no. No, no.
619
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,089
No, it's just that marshall
Went all jerry lee lewis
620
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:24,256
And got engaged.
621
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,793
Whoa.
622
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:29,862
That's huge.
623
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:30,863
You okay with that?
624
00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,131
- of course I am.
625
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,299
Why wouldn't I be?
626
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,201
- I know how close
You two are,
627
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,169
And marriage
Changes things.
628
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,838
- he's my partner,
He's my friend.
629
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,040
I'm happy for him.
630
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,109
It's just interesting.
631
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:44,143
- and what about
Your baby daddy?
632
00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,344
- don't say "Baby daddy."
633
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:48,114
- fine.
What about norah's father?
634
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:52,084
- mark. His name is mark.
And he's a great dad.
635
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:53,986
But he's not--
I mean, we're not--
636
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,922
- you are an incredible woman,
Mary, you know.
637
00:25:55,955 --> 00:26:00,126
You're a great marshal,
And I'm sure you're a great mom.
638
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,227
And, you know,
Some guy's gonna be very lucky--
639
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:03,796
- raph, thanks.
640
00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:08,267
Thank you, but I'm happy.
Really.
641
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:10,169
- just keep the tickets.
642
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:14,106
Give them away.
You decide. Either way.
643
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:16,976
- thanks.
- anyway...
644
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:22,014
See you around.
645
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:25,985
- yeah. See ya.
646
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,126
- hey, charles,
647
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,997
Any openings come up yet
At homeland security?
648
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,365
Just keep looking, please.
649
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:41,333
'cause I got new intel
That says this place
650
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,936
Is turning into
An agatha christie novel.
651
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:46,873
Stan pulled all
Of our personnel files,
652
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,875
And I got
A sneaking suspicion
653
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,644
That this little indian's
Gonna be the first to go.
654
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:05,391
- listen, you stick to the
Program, you follow the rules,
655
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,894
Relocation works.
656
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,862
Keep that in mind,
And wherever you end up,
657
00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:11,297
You'll do fine.
- yeah.
658
00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,866
Wherever I end up.
659
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,202
Listen, it doesn't
Really matter where I am.
660
00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:19,872
I'm just wondering if maybe
They could find my son.
661
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,073
- they could try.
662
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:23,142
Set up a meeting
In a neutral location.
663
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,410
Maybe even regular visits
Down the road.
664
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:27,179
- that would really mean a lot.
Thank you.
665
00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:28,414
- one step at a time,
Though, douglas.
666
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,082
Let's just
Get you on the train.
667
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,018
- yeah.
Hey, stay out of trouble.
668
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:33,285
He's all yours.
- mary, marshall!
669
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,887
Hold up!
670
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:35,922
- douglas,
Do not get on that train.
671
00:27:37,256 --> 00:27:40,893
- dea confirmed
The fugitive task force intel.
672
00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:42,428
Connard's crew is moving in
On albuquerque.
673
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,030
Not just his crew.
674
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,297
- no, connard's
Coming after you, doug.
675
00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,266
- apparently he wants
To send a message
676
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:49,168
To anyone even thinking
About doing the right thing.
677
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:50,436
- tomorrow night.
678
00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:51,938
Now, your task force guys
679
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:53,105
Are reporting chatter,
You know,
680
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,241
About verve, club,
Competition.
681
00:27:55,274 --> 00:27:57,209
- right, right.
Tomorrow night's the finals.
682
00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:58,277
- okay, fine,
They're coming in.
683
00:27:58,310 --> 00:27:59,912
Let's get him out.
684
00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,113
Your genius move
Is to pull him off the train?
685
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,381
I say shove him on.
Unbelievable.
686
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,416
When do I
Get to fail upwards?
687
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,285
- look, people,
The stars are aligning, okay?
688
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,453
I have a re--
689
00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,188
We have a real shot here
To dismantle
690
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,957
This whole operation,
And we're taking it.
691
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,325
- good. Count me in.
I'll do whatever you need.
692
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,962
- hey. Shut it. Zeitlin,
You gotta be kidding me.
693
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,229
- putting a witness in play
Is a non-starter.
694
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,165
Let's go, douglas.
Get on the train.
695
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,100
- no, no, no, wait, just--
We're not putting him in play.
696
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,334
He will not be
In any danger, okay?
697
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:24,436
But his expertise
About the drag world
698
00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:25,938
Is critical
To this operation.
699
00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:27,106
You could have him
Miles away,
700
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,374
But we just need his help
701
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,076
With whoever's
Gonna stand in for him.
702
00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,477
- what're you talking about
"Standing in"?
703
00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:35,381
- you know. An agent.
Undercover, in drag.
704
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,416
- stan, my god,
Help me out here.
705
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,185
- mary, the operation's
Already been approved.
706
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,954
Rupaul?
What is this?
707
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,757
- we just need an agent
That looks enough like douglas
708
00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,092
Who can pull off
Cybil disobedience.
709
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:47,493
- enforcement ops
Are reaching out
710
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,228
To task force commanders
As we speak,
711
00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,396
Looking for your match.
712
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,064
- oh, I see.
713
00:28:52,098 --> 00:28:55,334
So, you need somebody
Who can pass as douglas.
714
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:58,805
Or, I don't know,
His brother?
715
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:06,245
- don't do this.
716
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,280
- I'm not.
717
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,282
What? I look nothing like
His brother.
718
00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:12,118
Come on, pal, cheer up.
719
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,452
Let's go buy you
A lady razor.
720
00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,087
- oh...
721
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,037
- just say it.
722
00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,872
- you're like tootsie on stilts.
You're ms. Doubtfire on a diet.
723
00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,540
Should I keep going?
- that's all you got.
724
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,142
- you're tyler perry
In anything.
725
00:29:36,175 --> 00:29:38,010
- okay, stop.
726
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:39,211
- now that your brows
Are done,
727
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:40,980
Just gonna add
A little concealer.
728
00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:43,950
A little?
Have you seen the forehead?
729
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,217
- you know,
In elizabethan times
730
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,519
It was the norm for men
To perform as women.
731
00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,588
I'm carrying on
A grand tradition.
732
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,590
- like rosalind
In as you like it.
733
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,960
- well done, zeitlin.
734
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,862
- you have no idea
How liberating it is
735
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:59,165
To put on this makeup and just
To become someone else.
736
00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:01,934
- that's the beauty of witsec,
Douglas, minus the lady gear.
737
00:30:01,968 --> 00:30:06,939
- well, I get to change my name,
And where I live, and what I do,
738
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,574
But I can't
Change who I am.
739
00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,209
When I was kandy,
740
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:13,880
It's the only time I ever
Really felt unstoppable.
741
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:17,549
- kandy gave you courage,
Fine, but what you're doing--
742
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,852
Testifying--
From where I'm sitting,
743
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:21,287
Douglas has courage
To spare.
744
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,089
Right, right.
745
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:26,859
Look at me. Am I really someone
People listen to, respect?
746
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,560
- you deserve respect,
Douglas.
747
00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,296
You do.
748
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,131
You've got mine.
749
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,267
- all right, stop talking.
Close your eyes.
750
00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:39,305
- mmm, hello, dolly.
751
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,107
- marshall--oh, man.
752
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,042
You almost, uh...
753
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:44,176
I almost--well...
754
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:45,577
- please finish
That sentence.
755
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,113
- no, it's beautiful work,
Douglas.
756
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:49,381
Fabulous.
- I'm just getting started.
757
00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:52,051
By the time I'm done with you,
Cheekbones,
758
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:53,219
You're gonna
Make the angels weep.
759
00:30:53,252 --> 00:30:55,621
- "Cheekbones."
Classic.
760
00:30:55,654 --> 00:30:57,356
All right, stan,
What do you got?
761
00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,926
I mean, besides
A sudden bi-curious urge
762
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:00,927
For "Cheekbones," here?
763
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,161
- just got off with dea.
764
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:05,331
Operation tonight
Is a go.
765
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,233
Now, delia and I
Will run surveillance
766
00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:10,402
From the van
On the alley side of the club.
767
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,304
Mary, you're inside team leader,
Eyes on marshall.
768
00:31:12,338 --> 00:31:14,273
Dea's your backup.
769
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,008
Marshall, you're backstage
With the other contestants.
770
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,343
Once we I.D. Connard
And his guys,
771
00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:18,945
We're gonna draw him
Out into the alley,
772
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,413
Or to the d-side
For the take-down.
773
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,282
No o.K. Corral in this
Club tonight. We clear?
774
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:26,218
- clear.
775
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,220
- fyi--"Cheekbones"...
776
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:29,655
That's gonna stick.
777
00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:32,258
- we've got
Eight people on this.
778
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,692
One at the front door,
One in the alley,
779
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:34,994
The rest are inside.
780
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,628
The competition
Just kicked off.
781
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,965
The alley's clear.
How's up front?
782
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,100
- clear.
No sign of connard.
783
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:54,380
- apart from turn back time cher
And a tragic pink impersonator,
784
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,984
Not much. Marshall?
- we're good backstage.
785
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,986
Think connard
Had a change of heart?
786
00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:01,120
- doesn't sound like him.
787
00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:04,723
- and now,
Miss cybil disobedience!
788
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,359
- thank god for glee club.
Wish me luck.
789
00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:10,729
- good evening, ladies and--
Ladies.
790
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,365
Get ready to party!
791
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,367
Oh, my god.
He's really gonna sing.
792
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:18,070
Connard better make his move
Soon for all our sakes.
793
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:21,407
- with cybil,
It's all real.
794
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,342
- stan, please tell me
You're getting this.
795
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:24,410
- we're getting it.
796
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:34,186
- * at first I was afraid,
I was petrified *
797
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:37,123
* kept thinking
I could never live *
798
00:32:37,156 --> 00:32:39,058
* without you by my side
799
00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:40,392
* but I spent
So many nights *
800
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:43,429
* thinking how
You did me wrong *
801
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,764
* that I grew strong
802
00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,700
* and I learned
How to get along *
803
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,169
- oh, my god.
804
00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,171
- * and now you're back
805
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:55,241
* from outer space
806
00:32:55,274 --> 00:32:56,508
* I just walked in
To find you here *
807
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,344
* with that sad look
Upon your face *
808
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,446
- you go, girl.
809
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,381
- * I should've made you
Leave your key *
810
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,750
* if I had known
For just one second *
811
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,752
* you'd be back
To my back door *
812
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,354
* now, go
813
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,489
* out the door
814
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,758
* just turn around now...
815
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:15,094
- that's the guy.
816
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:17,263
- connard and his
Plus-size plus-one,
817
00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:19,065
They're here.
- yeah.
818
00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:22,201
Well, the last thing these
Clowns want is attention.
819
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,436
No one starts shooting
Till the curtain comes down.
820
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,372
- * I got all
My life to live *
821
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:28,740
* I got all
My love to give *
822
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,442
* and I'll survive
823
00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:32,744
* I will survive
824
00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:36,548
* I--will--survive-uh!
825
00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:45,791
Good night,
Albu-queer-que!
826
00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:53,132
- he's done,
And I know because he curtsied.
827
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,366
- all right, marshall,
They're here.
828
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,469
We're a go.
829
00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:59,371
- excuse me.
830
00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:03,809
Excuse me. Pardon me.
831
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:21,293
- dea! Get over here!
832
00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,197
They got away!
- no kidding!
833
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,432
- I wasn't talking to you!
Stan, do you copy?
834
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:30,369
- copy.
- they're heading towards fifth!
835
00:34:32,138 --> 00:34:33,505
Delia, what're you doing?
836
00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:36,575
- I got this, I got this.
837
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,415
- u.S. Marshals! Stay down!
- stay down!
838
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:44,550
Told you I had 'em.
839
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,385
- get your hands
Behind your back!
840
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:51,423
- not exactly in the handbook,
But nice work, inspector.
841
00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:54,560
- hey, cheekbones.
842
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,328
You good?
843
00:34:56,362 --> 00:35:00,132
- yeah.
Just these pantyhose chafe.
844
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,604
This court is adjourned.
845
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:10,642
Bailiff, take mr. Ducey
Into custody.
846
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:15,647
- up there on that stand,
Douglas,
847
00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:18,184
You commanded the room.
848
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:23,189
I'm telling you,
Kandy would be proud.
849
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,756
- ducey's lawyer
Just contacted us.
850
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,625
One look
At your testimony,
851
00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,760
The guy practically
Leapt across the table,
852
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,296
Begging to flip
On connard.
853
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:33,432
- thank god it's over.
- you did good.
854
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,334
- I still can't believe
I'll never be kandy again.
855
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:37,636
- douglas,
You and kandy...
856
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,238
The best parts of her--
They're the best parts of you.
857
00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:40,306
They always were.
858
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,774
- yeah.
859
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,343
And I'm ready
To start over.
860
00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:46,178
As me.
861
00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:48,780
Oh, hey,
Can I ask a favor?
862
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,649
I was hoping I could
Maybe meet my son.
863
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,918
You said you guys might be able
To arrange something.
864
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:54,320
- once you're all set up
In the new city,
865
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,654
We'll see if we can
Track him down.
866
00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:58,257
- that would be...
867
00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,258
Just...
868
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,792
Thanks.
869
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:01,793
For everything.
870
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:04,162
- you're welcome.
871
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:12,238
Got plans tonight?
872
00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:13,739
- oh, yeah, big plans.
873
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:17,309
Hang with a baby,
Change a diaper, live the dream.
874
00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:20,679
- well, when you're ready
To get back out there
875
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,914
To the grownups table
Or whatever,
876
00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:25,351
I'm happy to watch norah.
Abigail too.
877
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,719
- you mean you can watch abigail
And norah at the same time?
878
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:29,321
- I'm a man
Of many talents.
879
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,323
Offer's always on the table.
- thank you.
880
00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:33,425
Congratulations,
Rosalind.
881
00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:34,960
- oh.
882
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:37,763
You shouldn't have.
883
00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:40,432
Whoa. Isotopes tickets?
884
00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:42,768
- it's an engagement gift
From raph.
885
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,437
You know I don't
Say it out loud,
886
00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:47,239
But I really am
Happy for you.
887
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,807
- I know.
888
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,742
- 'cause if anyone
Deserves to find their...
889
00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:52,878
You know, it's you.
890
00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:57,983
- you know,
I think from now on,
891
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:01,453
Abigail should probably
Be your baseball plus-one.
892
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:04,890
- oh. Yeah.
- yeah.
893
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:07,859
- well, thanks.
894
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,961
- yeah.
895
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,930
- see ya tomorrow.
And for what it's worth,
896
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:15,467
You deserve to find
Your "You know" too.
897
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,869
- yeah, well, in the rom-com
Version of my life,
898
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,971
My "You know"
Is ryan gosling.
899
00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:23,975
You're not the only one
Who gets to bang a mouseketeer.
900
00:37:24,009 --> 00:37:26,011
- good night.
- night.
901
00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,790
- sorry I can't make this
A sleepover.
902
00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:40,792
Only have a sitter
Till 11:00.
903
00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:42,761
That's hot, right?
904
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,497
- that's cool.
I don't really do the sleepover.
905
00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:47,866
- oh. Saucy. I like it.
906
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:50,001
- you say "Saucy."
I hate it.
907
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:01,880
- we should.
- yeah.
908
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:05,917
Well, that was fun.
- yes.
909
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,786
- we should do it again.
910
00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:10,556
And the least I can do is buy
You a cup of coffee next time.
911
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:12,791
- wow. A cup of coffee.
912
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:14,526
- a big one.
913
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,495
I'd say "Venti,"
But then I--
914
00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,597
Then I'd have to kill myself.
- mm-hmm.
915
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,533
- but trust me,
It'll be a large.
916
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,869
- I like to spoil the ladies.
917
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,337
- I see.
918
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:26,938
- listen, if you, uh--
919
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,940
If you want, we could get
The kids together next time.
920
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,108
- yeah, I don't know.
921
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,043
Think I prefer this nc-17.
922
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,412
- god bless america.
923
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,581
Well, listen...
924
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:39,818
I hesitate to say this,
And veer into pg-13,
925
00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,587
But you are the first person
I've liked
926
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,988
Since...
927
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:44,390
Since the last person
I liked.
928
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,566
Wow. That's high praise.
929
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:59,571
Yeah, you do know
How to spoil the ladies.
930
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:02,608
What, too saucy?
931
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,476
- don't say "Saucy."
932
00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:22,661
- there's a reason
We outgrow fairy tales.
933
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,130
Let's face it,
"Happily ever after" is a crock.
934
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:26,865
It's a con, a shell game
935
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:27,866
For the sucker
On the street.
936
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,134
They're just words.
937
00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,869
Pretty words.
938
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,905
The equally empty bookend
To "Once upon a time."
939
00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,874
But our lives aren't determined
By some storybook,
940
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,876
Star-crossed destiny.
941
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,412
They're not determined by what
We're told is meant to be.
942
00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:42,614
Our lives are determined
By dumb luck,
943
00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:44,616
The actions we take,
And the courage we summon
944
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,485
At our moments of truth.
945
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,189
Unlike fairy tales,
Real life doesn't come
946
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,425
With "The end"
In gilded cursive
947
00:39:53,459 --> 00:39:55,026
On the very last page.
948
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,995
Our stories never end.
949
00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,933
"Happily ever after,"
For most of us,
950
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,635
Is really just
The beginning.
951
00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:07,706
There's a million "Ever afters"
In everybody's lives.
952
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:10,175
'cause every time you think
You've reached the finish line,
953
00:40:10,208 --> 00:40:12,010
The gun goes off again.
954
00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:19,651
Yes, you left your tee shirt.
955
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:22,120
You've ruined
A perfectly good exit.
956
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:30,529
- mary.
957
00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:33,632
It's me.
958
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:40,539
- look, I know
I got no rights
959
00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,942
Asking you for anything,
960
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:47,078
But please, you think I could
Come in for five minutes?
961
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:48,980
Please?
962
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,732
I'm in trouble.
963
00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:11,169
And, uh, you're the only one
I got to turn to.
964
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:21,713
- aren't you gonna
Say anything?
965
00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:25,784
- I've pictured this moment
A million times.
966
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:30,055
Each one different.
967
00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:35,060
But it always
Ended the same.
968
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:40,198
- james wiley shannon,
You're under arrest.
969
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,667
- mary--
970
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,201
- you have the right
To remain silent.
971
00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:44,202
Anything you say can
And will be used against you
972
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:45,537
In a court of law.
973
00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,272
You have the right
To an attorney.
974
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,575
If you can't afford an attorney,
One will be appointed for you.
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