All language subtitles for In Plain Sight (2008) - S04E09 - The Rolling Stones (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 MONOLITH)_track3_[eng]

- oh, no,
No, no, no.

These guys are killing me.

Hey, rick.
It's george.

Yeah--oh, yeah, no,
Landscaping looks fantastic.

Real pristine. Your guys
Did a phenomenal job.

Great.

Uh, listen,
The thing is,

The, uh, bromeliads,

They're just
The tiniest bit close

To the agapanthus.

By, uh...

By three inches...
Each.

Yeah. So I hate to ask,

But would you mind,
Uh, you know,

Coming by tomorrow morning
And moving 'em over

By, you know, an inch,
Inch and a half?

Okay. You're the best.
All right. Bye-bye.

Unbelievable.

Can't believe these guys.

Do your homework.

- hey, honey.
I'm home.

- sorry about
The doll collection,

Princess leia.
Next time...

Don't piss off
The big man.

What big man?

"
- ohh!

- rydelle said you were
A real mouth-breather.

I--I don't even know
A rydelle.

Hey, don't--
Ohh!

- wow.

Nice digs.

- please...

Please don't hurt me.

Please.

Stubbs.

Did you guys get off
The damn short bus?

This ain't our guy!

- he was in
The right car, boss.

All I got was
A make, and a model,

And a license plate.
- christ...

Do I gotta hold your hand
While you piss too?

I asked you to take care
Of one measly--hey!

You got somewhere to be,
Mister?

- well,
I--I just thought,

Since we, you know,
Cleared up this,

You know, little mix-up--

You don't have to
Worry about me.

I'm--I'm not a hero.

Fellas, this one's
Not a hero.

What day is this, stubbs?

- um, tuesday, boss.

- tuesday. That's
Curb

- no.

- get him up, boys.
- please don't.

- he's got some cement to eat.
- no, no, no, please.

- fbi! Lower your weapons!

Fbi! Let me see your hands!

Back up! Back up!

- let's get 'em up.
Stay where you are. Back up.

Can you help me?

- hands behind you.

- back at our lady
Of immaculata,

The nuns taught us
That getting into college

And/or heaven

Was a matter
Of sitting up straight,

Shutting your mouth,
And keeping your eyes

In the front of the class.

But the sisters'
Best intentions

Didn't always pave
The way to the ivy league,

Let alone the afterlife.

The fallacy is believing
That being good

Means doing well.

That walking
The straight and narrow,

Minding your p's and q's,

And following the golden rule

Will, in the long run,
Reap rewards.

What?

Are you serious?

You dragged my ass down
Three flights

And halfway across town
For dork recess?

Get him a slide-rule
And a rubik's cube,

And call me
In the morning.

- patience, grasshopper.

- suck it, sensei.

- all right, come on.

- terrific.
A twofer.

A twofer.
- terrific.

- george
And billy stone,

Brothers
In gene pool only,

As polar
As opposites get.

Actually had to separate them
On the flight here.

Went all sumo on each other.

- huh, that's a new one.

- oh, yeah.
Counterfeiting, that is new.

Look, goosebumps.

- I meant
The phony upc codes.

Sounds like
Billy's an innovative guy.

How about you, george?

What?
- nope. I can't.

Not in good conscience.

Not without an emt
On standby.

Okay,
You're on your own.

- visual effects supervisor
At disney in anaheim.

Holy cow. You know,
They just launched cars land.

- oh, boy.
- can I get you

An autograph book
Or a paper bag to breathe into?

- yeah,
George is the big brother

That got thrown out
With the bath water.

He'll testify
To kidnapping and assault,

But billy's
The star of the show here.

He's the inside guy.

Rydelle monroe--

Top dog of
An inter-state operation

That's been running
High-end frauds

From long beach
To lubbock

For the better part
Of the last eight years.

In other words,

Felix and oscar
Can whale on each other

As much as they want,

Just as long
As it's after the trial.

- all right, marshall,
You'll run point.

Mary can help out
As you see fit.

- okay. Here's
How it's gonna go.

Given billy's
Rather extensive rap sheet,

I'm guessing he'll be
More to handle than george

And his total lack of one.

So much as it pains me,

I'll...Wrangle billy.

Stan and I
Can get their mou's signed.

You can check in
On george

Once he's
In his new place

And help him, you know,
Pick out curtains.

- cool. Sounds good.

- you're not annoyed

At taking a backseat?

It's goofus and gallant
In there,

And I get the easy one.

The backseat's the least
I could've hoped for.

I'm looking for the trunk.

- okay. That's good, good.
Good deal.

- and as for your
Smug little attitude,

I'm not so much bothered by it
As I am memorizing it.

You know, for when this all
Blows up in your face.

- here we go.
- and for the record,

Just 'cause my boobs
Are so big

Dolly parton could sue
For silhouette infringement

Doesn't mean
I'm this delicate flower,

Some porcelain doll.

- you know, a layer of porcelain
Is incorporated

Into the shell
Of most modern tanks

As an anti-explosive.

This is no big deal.
We've been pushin' em out

Since time began,
In mangers, and taxicabs,

And out in the fields.

You think this is gonna stop me
From doing my job?

Watch.

Dammit.

- ultrasound appointment.

- have fun.

You think this is fun?

- no, it's just
A figure of speech.

I'm invoking the bet.

- can't just invoke the bet.

Mary, there are protocols.
- screw your protocols.

You wanna give me
The cream puff witness? Fine!

First one to get their guy
Squared away wins.

- mary--
- define "Squared away."

- marshall--
- nothing fancy.

Just living the life
In witsec--

New place, new job,

And zero
Late-night phone calls.

- fine. So the heretofore
Agreed-upon stakes...

- fine.
- fine, good.

- good.

- this ought to end well.

- since 1970,

The federal witness
Protection program

Has relocated thousands
Of witnesses--

Some criminal, some not--

To neighborhoods
All across the country.

Every one
Of those individuals

Shares a unique attribute,
Distinguishing them

From the rest
Of the general population,

And that is...

Somebody wants them dead.

- hey!
- mary!

- mary!

- yay!

- ow! Okay. Just--
- yay.

- oh, my gosh.
You guys, what--

How did you
Even know where I was?

- we went to your house
This morning,

But you had already left.

- we found the appointment card
On your fridge.

- ah, so you went
In my house

When I wasn't home.
Shocking.

- well, you dropped
This bomb on us.

- and on a voicemail,
You know?

- we're not gonna wait
For an engraved invitation.

Oh, mary,
You're having a baby...

- yeah. No--okay.
- not a super bowl party.

- yeah, mom,
I know, but--

- no. This is so important

To all of us.

- okay, just calm down.
Just let me sign in, all right?

Give me a minute.

- mary.

This is wonderful news.

- mom, are we
Seriously gonna have

This warm and fuzzy catch-up
Right here

In front of all
These other weeble

- no offense.

- yeah, mary shannon
For dr. Reese.

- right. Dr. Reese
Had an emergency delivery

This morning.
She's on her way back, but--

- how long
Is that gonna take?

- forty minutes,
An hour tops.

Or we can reschedule.
- oh, no, no.

No, we'll wait.
It'll give us time

To talk all about
My first grandchild.

- now, look, mom,
About your first grandchild--

- mary, come on.
This is exciting.

- brandi--
- it's the most exciting--

- I'm not keeping it.

- I'm going with adoption.

- mary...

- it's a legitimate option.

Okay, einstein gave up
His first kid for adoption.

I mean, I'm no genius,
But I can see what's coming,

And it isn't pretty.

You know, congrats.

- he tells me he has
This major job interview

At anaheim design.

And honestly, there's
Something wrong with me.

I buy it every time.

- I take it
Billy's not exactly

The buttoned-up
Corporate type.

I mean, he's got a good heart.

You know, growing up,
He'd look around the cafeteria

And go sit with the kid
Who was eating all alone.

- doesn't sound so bad.

- well, his choices are.

His luck, that's bad.

I mean, if there's
A pile somewhere,

My brother
Will step in it.

And after a while,
It just becomes contagious.

You know,
Like this car thing.

My whole life changed

Because he'd rather skip town
In my brand-new bimmer.

Meanwhile, I'm stalling out
At every corner,

Driving around
In his goddamn rust bucket.

Rydelle's gang
Of single-digit iqs

Mistakes me for billy,
Fives days later,

I live in albuquerque.

- well, I hear you,
George, I do.

But let's get down
To brass tacks.

What can we do?

What is it you want?

- I'm making this right.

But the ausa
Dropped the charges.

That's part of your deal.

- it's not for them.
It's for george.

- uh, "Apology"
Has just the one "P."

- good catch.

- so, uh, counterfeiting.

These days that's gotta
Be tough to pull off.

It's a gift.

Of course, big bro,
Now, that's a-1 talent.

- but the upc codes...

- mm, cake.

We make the bogus stickers
On my boy tj's laptop,

Slap the fake upc
On top of the real one...

- pay the lower price,

Then sell it back
At another store.

- easy peasy.

- and you came up with all this
On your own?

- that and a million
Other genius ideas.

It's funny. The weirdest
Things inspire you.

When our parents died--
- when our parents died...

I'd just graduated college.

Billy's still living at home,
So I tried to help out,

You know,
Be the big brother.

I cosigned for his condo.

My credit nosedives
Right into the toilet.

Oh, get this.
I vouch for him--

Entry-level job
At rib town--

Billy sells their secret recipe
Online for 500 bucks!

Everything he does
Ends up landing on me.

Kate, back in tustin--
- this is the kate

Who didn't wanna come
Into the program with you.

You know, I get it.

But still,
She was the first girl

I connected with
In years.

She didn't even mind
The pug tattoo.

- I'll bite.
What's the pug tattoo?

- oh, great.

Here comes the story
Of the pug tattoo.

- I'll bite.
What's the pug tattoo?

- it was supposed to be a tiger.
You know, like george.

Protective, fierce.

- did that look like
A tiger to you?

So you defaced
Your brother's undercarriage?

- hey, the tiger tat
Wasn't perfect.

Guilty.
Plus...

It came out
Lookin' like a pug.

George was never a dog guy.

And I offered him
A do-over.

Half-price.

- okay, billy.

Albuquerque
Has a few different spots

You might like--
Rio rancho, old town.

Nob hill is nice--
- actually, I'm thinkin'

I'll wait till george
Picks a place.

Whatever he wants
Is cool with me.

- well, the sooner
We get you settled in--

- when I was six years old,
George took one

Of my drawings off the fridge--
Just me and him--

And he says, "Billy,
You got the eye of an artist.

Don't ever forget it."

- that's gotta mean a lot,

Your big brother
Saying something like that.

- hey, I love my brother
More than my life.

Anything I can do
To make things right.

- there is nothing he can do
To make this right.

- well, we like to think of
Witsec as an opportunity

To reinvent yourself.
- I don't wanna reinvent myself.

Chief mcqueen, please.
Come on, you gotta help me here.

At least relocate me
To some new city,

Somewhere away from him.
- as much as I'd like to,

George, your brother
Trumped that move.

He wanted the two of you
Relocated together.

And that's the part of his deal
He wouldn't budge on.

You're the big brother,
I get it,

But he's the big fish.

- okay. So what if
I don't sign?

- your brother won't testify.

The case goes away.

So does his deal,
So does he.

And so does
Your protection.

The rest of your life
You jump just a little

Every time
A garage door opens.

Your call.

- all right.

Well, here we are,
George.

As geographically removed
From billy as possible.

- oh, you gotta be
Kidding me.

This is--look,
Back home I lived in

A 3,000-square-foot house
With a pool and jacuzzi.

- hey.

It's got some perks.

Relocation
Is definitely not

A minor adjustment,
But, uh, you know...

- uh, you know,
It's a little soon after kate.

- yeah.
- and I gotta explain this.

I'm just not--I'm not sure
I'm in that place.

- I hear you, george.
- welcome to the building.

- hey.
- I'm laurie. 1c.

- come on,
Carpe the damn diem.

- well,
She is pretty cute.

- george, and, look,
1c even has a dog.

Talk about an open lane.
It's a layup, it's a layup.

- hi.
- hi.

- I'm george.

- wow. Look who knows
What a doorbell is.

- well, trying to respect
Your boundaries.

That's funny.

What's up?

- uh...

This won't take long, okay?

I, um--

Ever since
The doctor's office,

I've been thinking,

And, uh, I know that you think
That I fly off the handle--

- brandi, enough preamble.
Speak. What?

- uh...

Let me and peter
Take the baby.

That's hilarious.

And not just
A little creepy.

- I'm serious.
- oh.

Oh.

Wow.
Uh...

Okay, so--
So, yeah,

Let's just play that out
For a second.

So let's see--
I give birth,

And hand over
The little him or her,

And you guys
Lie about who I am.

Killer way
To kick off parenthood,

By the way.
Or you don't lie,

And I become what,
"Aunt mom"?

'cause we haven't given
Dysfunctional

The ol' college try?

- what, you don't think
Peter and I

Would make good parents?
- wait...

That's what
You took from that?

That's amazing.
Amazing.

Look, I'm late.

Lock up when you're done
Listening to my voicemail.

You know...Mark.

Super funny,
Kind of cute...

You might remember him
From, I don't know,

Your couch or wherever.

- what are you
Even talking about?

- mary, I didn't fail math.
- yeah, you did. Twice.

- okay, you're
Five months pregnant.

You guys hooked up
While he was here.

That's math
That even I can do.

Does he even know?

Oh, my god.

Mary,
Well, what--

You--you don't
At least tell him?

Why?
Because.

Look, mark's a great guy
During good times.

He's the life of the party,
A real charmer.

He's fun, fine, I get it.
But...He's a kid.

I mean, I saw it
20 years ago,

And I saw it when he was here
Five months back

On my couch or wherever.

- well, how do--
How do you know?

How do you really know?

- brandi, single mothers
Are superheroes,

But I don't wanna be
One, okay?

I can't even run
My own life by myself.

And I think, ideally,

Kids should be raised
By two parents

Who love not only them,
But each other as well.

And since I'm the one
Playing hostess for nine months,

I get to say what's best.

Look, I have no idea

What it takes
To be a good parent, okay,

But I've got
A pretty good handle

On what makes a bad one.

And that is why
I'm not telling mark.

Got it?

- you watch me.

- well, well...
Look at that.

I'd say a relationship
Pretty much seals the deal

In the "Settled in" department,
Wouldn't you?

- three dates does not
A relationship make.

- all right.

What's up, romeo?
Having fun?

Laurie's awesome.

- she is awesome.

Anyway, there's your first batch
Of mail, as promised.

- thank you. Oh, hey,
Tell stan he was right.

The dog thing,
Total layup.

Did you check out oscar?
He's adorable, right?

- uh-huh. A dog inside.
That is adorable.

- uh, laurie's uncle
Owns the lanes,

And she fosters rescues,
Said I could keep him.

You a dog person, mary?

- well...

I operate under
A strict no-pet policy.

- uptight mary.

- come on!
Look at him.

How can you not love
A face like that?

- george.

- well, let me count
The ways--

The cold, wet nose,

Those scratchy mysterious pads
On their feet,

The brown gums,

And the gross
Wild-rice toenails,

And the spastic
Wagging tails

Knocking over
Glasses of wine.

P.S. Not a fan of the
One-night stand on my leg.

- oh, no,
No, no, no, no.

- enter the prodigal bonehead.

- oh, boy.

- billy, what are you
Doing here?

- it's bowling night.

All right, look,
I wanted to see you, okay?

To see how you were doing.

I get you're pissed off,

But family, you know.

It's all you got.

- hey, billy,
This is laurie.

- hi!
- laurie, my brother billy.

- hi, laurie.

Congrats on
Hooking the big fish.

Seriously,
George is the best.

What's up
With the dog?

- oh, uh,
That's oscar.

Laurie just
Gave him to me.

- I thought we hated dogs.
No!

No. What are you--
I--I love dogs.

Growing up, there were all these
Strays in our neighborhood.

George had the pound
On speed-dial.

They made him
An honorary deputy.

Remember?
The "Bark narc."

- can you give me
A second?

God forbid I have
A nice, calm evening

Without you charging in...
- hey, hey!

- like some toddler
On a sugar high, man.

- billy, walk away.
- you don't pick up my calls.

I got no other choice.
I just stopped by to say

I'm sorry
For the thousandth time.

- 1000 wouldn't even

Scratch the surface!
- hey, hey, hey!

- yeah.

- hey, george.
- exactly. I know.

- knock it off.

All right?

- um, excuse me...

George, I had
A really nice evening.

But I think--
I think I'm looking

For a little less drama
In my life.

But we can still be,
You know, friends.

- "Friends" always hurts.

- I'm just gonna
Take oscar and go.

- don't. Please.

I really like you,

And I do really love dogs.

Maybe you can stop by
And check in on him,

Every day if you want.

- here.

- thanks, laurie.

You know what?
This is like--

It's kate
All over again.

You're like
Girlfriend kryptonite.

I didn't do
Anything.

Well, I'm about to.

You and me, this,
We're over.

I'm done.

Laurie!

Laurie, wait up!

- come on.

Tell me that doesn't look
Like a relationship.

- look, george,
You can't leave.

Look, you'll miss that
Hot air balloon rally...Thing.

What is that? That's, like,
A world-famous balloon thingy.

- I have vertigo.

- okay, then salsa fest.

And look, I'm talkin'
Kick-ass salsa

With that annoying music

By those guitar-playing
Bullfighter guys.

You still
Haven't mastered

The hard sell, huh?

- look, all right,

Forget about
The balloon fest

And the martial arts thing.
- mariachi.

- whatever!
George, seriously,

Wherever you're thinking
Of going, it's not safe.

- I had one moment of hope
That things might be different,

A blank slate,
But nothing changes.

My brother's still
This massive albatross

Around my neck.
- okay. All right, look.

I hear you. Trust me,
I know a thing or two

About albatrosses.
Albatrossi

- "Albatrosses." or "Albatross,"
Like deer or fish.

- huh. Point is,
People change.

Look, even the ones you know
The best and the longest.

Most times they don't,
But they can.

- well, what if he
Never does, huh?

What if billy's one
Of those "Most times"?

- well, that would suck,
But--look.

Running away
Is not an option, george.

- plus, you know what
The buddhists say,

"Wherever you go,
There you are."

- yeah, precisely--
Wherever you go.

Just watch. Once he's done
Screwing up my life,

He'll come after you guys.

That is,
If he hasn't pulled

Some bone-headed move
To get kicked out first.

- for his safety and yours,
Let's hope that doesn't happen.

- yeah, whatever.
Either way, I'm out.

- george.

What are you doing?

Stop. No, seriously,
You can't leave.

M-make him stay.
Please.

- look, billy--
- they'll kill you.

- whoa, whoa, whoa.
Billy, you haven't been talking

To anyone in rydelle's gang,
Have you?

- and right on cue,
The bone-headed move.

- I know the rules.
I haven't talked.

But, george, listen.
Rydelle...

If he finds out
You're out there, and he will,

He'll kill you for fun.
- I'll take my chances.

- look, I screwed up again.
I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
To step on your date.

How was I supposed to know
The chick was the mother teresa

Of dogs?

Her name is laurie,
And she's the first girl I liked

Since the last one
You scared off.

- george, seriously.
Look at me!

Don't leave.

Please.

Fine. I'll stay.

Again.

And again,
And again.

- good answer, george.

- good answer.
- don't repeat.

- so the loser had to run
Around the concourse

At old yankee stadium,

Nothing on
But a foam finger.

- "We're number one..."

- fine for me. I won the bet.

The other guy? Let's just say
It was a chilly april.

So, uh, your thing with mary,
What is that?

- it's neck-and-neck. Looks like
George is sticking around.

Billy's on
His best behavior.

I'm trying to keep it
That way.

- the stakes
Are confidential, stan.

Confidential and high.

Oh, boy.

- abigail. Asking if
We know anything

About a "Billy stone."

Dammit. So much
For neck-and-neck.

- the owner of a local bodega
Called it in.

Lucky for us,
The security cam

Caught the whole thing
On tape.

At 11:58 p.M.,
According to the timestamp,

The perp was tagging one
Of our scarecrow cars

Over on central.

You can't even see
His face.

No way you can make
A positive I.D. Off of that.

- don't have to, sugarbug.

The fbi's got a database
For everything.

This one led
To tustin, california p.D.,

Who, rumor has it,
Busted a billy stone

For tagging the same mark
Outside anaheim two years back.

- yeah.

You know what else
Rumor has?

Billy stone
And his brother

Are currently cooperating
In a federal investigation.

Ringing any bells?
- none that I can answer.

- I have been hearing
That same song all day.

Fbi, tustin p.D.--
Dead ends everywhere I look.

Meanwhile, those tattoos,
Pretty distinctive,

Wouldn't you say?
If you know this guy,

We're looking
To interview him.

- do me a favor.

Buy your guys some pastry
And me a little time.

- 20 minutes,
Not a second more.

- put it on my tab.
- tick-tock.

- I'm telling you,
It wasn't me.

- hey, don't. The bodega
Across the street

Got you on
The surveillance cam.

- tats photograph nicely,
Though,

So the news isn't all bad.

- I came back from george's

And went straight to bed.

I mean, am I
The only guy in the "Q"

With a spray
- whoa, whoa, whoa.

First of all,
Nobody in albuquerque

Says "The q,"
So you can put a lid on that.

- second,
It was your signature tag.

- your signature tag,
Nimrod.

- well...Maybe they got it
Off my old website.

Or--or maybe--
I don't know.

All I know
Is I didn't do it.

I may be a screw-up,
But I'm not a liar.

- hey, billy,
We're not messing around here.

I have to call the ausa
With this.

- so I'm booted out
Of witsec?

- it might not be enough
To violate you out, but--

- hey, you.

Come with me.

- I impersonated
My brother

And sprayed graffiti
On a police car?

In a million years!
Why would I do that?

- non-denial denial noted
For the record.

Marshall, anything?
- if it's a criminal

You're looking for,
You're barking up

The wrong branch
Of the family tree.

- keep digging, george.
- found this stashed

In the bathroom.

- that was there
When I moved in.

- or you bought it
To remove traces of spray-paint

From when you tagged
That cop car.

One of those.
- guess they left these here

Too, huh?

Kind of incriminating,
Don't you think?

- eeks.
Those are incriminating

On so many levels.

Seriously,
Take 'em off.

- I can't believe it.

- I can.
He's in visual effects.

Duping a graffiti tag's
A snap for him.

Lucky for you,
You're a slob

Who doesn't throw away
His takeout boxes.

He signed the receipt
Two minutes

Before you got caught
On candid camera, putz.

- hey, I didn't wanna hurt ya.
I just wanted

To make enough trouble to--

- to get away.
To get you away.

- ever since I was seven,

I've been trying
To make things up to you,

To make things good.

- let's not do this.
- crashing your bmx...

The time I tore
Your ripken rookie card--

- you don't have
To remind me.

- I just wanted you
To like me, man,

Like me half as much
As I love you.

- billy--
- but when you're the screw-up,

And your brother does
Everything right,

You can't help
Trying too hard.

- look, I know
You meant well--

- you lose the money
He spotted you,

So you sell
The secret sauce.

Make him walk away
From his life

And the cute girl
At work.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying.

Story of my life, right?

- billy.

- I know what you're thinking.

"Cut him some slack, george.
You know, he's a good guy.

It's not like he's screwing up
Your life on purpose."

- on purpose,
By accident, whatever.

You still gotta
Clean up the mess.

- right. Yeah.

- I'd take sibling rivalry

Over needy and helpless
Any day.

- hey, how do you
Deal with it?

- what--what, are we
Girlfriends?

Get your coat.
You're going to jail.

- hey. Guess who just got george
Released on an o.R.?

- I don't need to guess.
I spoke to a.P.D.

What's that? Some kind
Of kinky euphemism?

- let's just say I went
Through the proper channel.

- gross. Let's just say
I hope you used protection.

- congrats on the o.R.
I got them to drop

The tagging charges
Altogether.

- hmm.

So then we're stuck
With goofus and gallant.

- looks that way.

- I'll sound the good news.

See ya.
- see ya.

- wow, knocking.

Now you're really starting
To throw me.

- all right, enough,
Miss manners.

All right,
So what's up, you two?

- mary, I know
All about mark.

- uh-huh.

I'm stunned.

- brandi's
Just trying to help.

- uh-huh.
- and so am I. I'm a mother.

For once, I know exactly
What you're going through.

- mom, let me save you
Some time here.

Don't try to talk me
Out of this, okay?

- brandi and peter
Have a huge house.

Are you insane?

A huge house? What does that
Have to do with anything?

- and it's not that big.
- it is. It's gigantic.

- it's not.
- it is. Now stop.

Just think about it.

I could rearrange
My whole schedule.

I could be there
All the time.

- huh.
- it could be great, mary.

It could be like--
Like three shannons and a baby.

- wow.

Okay. Oh, my god.
Look, thank you

For the so-called support,
But I'm a grown woman

With a job,
And a house, and a gun,

And a made-up mind,
Got it?

Jeez.

- tsk, that enough
For you?

- yeah, I think so.

- okay.

If you're sure...
About this,

Then so are we.

What's the catch?

- no catch.
We meant what we said.

But if this
Is how you feel,

We are family,

And we'll support you
No matter what.

- so then that little bit
Of community theatre

Was what, a test?

- we just wanted to be sure
That you were sure.

- huh.

- so...Eat smart,

Get plenty of rest,

And know
That I love you.

- thanks, mom.

- peter and me,
The offer still stands.

- brandi.
- and the house is sort of

Stupid-big.
- oh, my god.

Again with the house.
It's one baby.

I'm not
Having puppies. Go.

Go.

Good news, george.

We got a.P.D.
To drop the charges.

You're a free man.

What?

I'm on my way.

- oscar found this
Outside my door.

- I don't get it.
- other side.

- "You'll have
Your life back soon."

- he's not home,
He's not answering his cell.

- listen to me. Can you think
Of anywhere he might go?

A bar, a friend's place,
Anywhere.

- I--I don't know.
I don't--

- delia, I need you
To log into the tracking system

And check something for me.
- oh, dammit.

You know what's worse
Than having no idea

What your brother
Might do?

Having some idea.

- good old rydelle picks
An amusement park for a meeting.

- how the hell are we
Going to find him in this mess?

- gps puts billy somewhere
In the southeast corner.

- his phone anyway.

- let's fan out,
Cover more ground.

I'll check
That building first.

You hit the ones
On the west side.

Inspector shannon'll
Stick with me.

- I told you he's busy--
Lawyers and crap.

You'll see
When he gets here.

- you said that
Three hours ago.

- look, you know,
You can take the leash off me.

I'm fully capable
Of fanning out.

- hey, I know you worked
Your magic on stan,

And you're just gonna roll
Your eyes at this,

But I'm telling you.
I am.

- right, 'cause
The four-hour harangue

On the way here wasn't enough.
- you're sticking with me.

Look, we don't know
What we're walking into.

If it gets ugly in here--
- got it.

Duck and cover. I know.

- I'll say this, billy.

You got some stones
Showing up here.

You're a dealmaker.

I got a deal to make.

That's all.

He's got a deal
To make.

Let's hear it,
Monty hall.

- pretty simple--
I promise not to testify

If you promise to let me
And my brother live.

- hmm.

Or...I could just
Shoot you...

Right now.

- not if I recorded
My testimony on dvd.

I get killed, my brother
Turns it over to the feds.

That's not so good
For you.

Would that b.S. Hold up

In court?
- I'd argue hearsay

And get it tossed like that.

- stubby was pre-law
At usc, so...

- u.S. Marshals!
- I wouldn't do that.

- back off.
Stay back. Stay back.

- okay.

[patrons chattering
Indistinctly]

*

- excuse me.

*

- come on!

- u.S. Marshals!
Stay down! Stay down!

Hands where I can see 'em!
- freeze! Don't move!

- stay down.

Go ahead...

- you wanna save your brother,
Next time send a text.

*

- welsher.

- please.
You did not win the bet.

- oh, but I did.
- uh, but you didn't.

- did too.
- did not.

- did too.

What are you, children?
- she is.

- all right, enough!
- ugh, welsher.

- enough! I heard about
Your little romp

Through the amusement part.

I don't like being told
To hang back. Narc.

- well, from now on, it's gonna
Be me holding you back.

- stan--
- push it, inspector,

And I will bolt you
To that desk.

Understood?

- now, as for
This ridiculous bet...

I'm the boss, ergo I am judge,
Jury, and executioner.

You'll abide by my verdict.
No ifs, ands, buts,

Or "Come on, stans"
About it, got it?

- I guess. It's--I mean--
- whatever. It's dumb.

- you both lost.

- oh...

Are you serious?
- mm-hmm. And as such,

You both have to make good
On your bet.

- come on, stan.

- loser embraces something

He or she hates.

- well, I'll take one
Front-row, center ticket,

Thank you.

The sign of
A healthy compromise--

Everybody's pissed.

- blows.
- hmm.

- one more
Cars land question--

Is it true that there's
Gonna be a test track ride,

Or are these
Just internet rumors?

- and my lips are sealed.

Test track.

Proud of yourself?

How
- your plan worked.

You can both kiss
Albuquerque goodbye.

- don't wanna know,

Couldn't care less.

But you got
What you wanted, george.

You're going your separate ways.
No more babysitting,

No more cleaning up his messes,
No more pesky little brother

Begging to go bowling.

- and you get to start
Taking responsibility

For your actions,
Stand on your own two feet.

No more having to rely
On your big brother

For a little
Throw-around money,

The periodic bailout.

- thank god
For witsec, huh?

- right.
I mean, come on

- overrated.
- move on.

- good riddance.

- mmm.

Come on.
Moist, processed pig bits

In a sheep-intestine casing.
- oh, god.

- come on, sweet pea.
What are you scared of?

- I'm not scared of them.

It's not irrational,

Like stan's fear
Of ceiling fans.

- oh, I see. So it's
A totally rational hot dog fear.

Come on, explain.
Ten words or less.

- as you're well aware,

I am no stranger
To exotic foods.

- that was ten.

- I've tried grouper throat,

Uh, armadillo tacos,

Even lamb testicles.

- all right, now you're
Just showing off.

- but the mighty hot dog,

That ruined a weekend
The winter of '95.

- ah, food poisoning!

- for two days I sweated
Through sweatpants,

Which is harder
Than it sounds.

- stall all you want,
Marshall.

They just go down harder
When they're cold.

- one hot dog a day
For a week.

This is too good.

- okay. Your turn.

- yeah, all right.

So I just have to
Pet it, right?

- yeah. No, you
Have to foster him.

- fo--
Are you serious?

You want me
To foster him?

I don't think
That's a good idea.

- it's a great idea.
- besides, I'm all, you know.

- a woman who'd
Never use pregnancy

As a lame excuse
To welsh on a bet.

Poor george.

He loves oliver.

- oscar.

And his subcutaneous
Microchip

Would make it too easy
To track george,

Who, by the way,
Wanted you to have him.

- that's right.

He said if he can come
To love dogs, anyone can.

Congratulations.
It's a boy.

- give it to me.

Scientists and scholars
And poets and priests

Can argue the particulars,

But who's to say,
Really,

How children raised
In the exact same house

Can turn out to be
So drastically different?

Forget nature or nurture.

My guess is it's
The luck of the draw.

And that's the scary part.

How smart they are,
If they can read a map,

Or carry a tune--

It's mostly
Out of your hands.

Just add water
And hope for the best.

Because in the end,
As it is in the beginning,

A child is going to be
Who a child is going to be.

All it'll be for sure

Is a reminder,

A constant reminder
Of who you are,

And where you've been,

And how far you have to go.