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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,397 --> 00:00:09,226 [gentle melody] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:14,362 ♪ 5 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:29,333 - NO. NO, I'M AT MY FIANCEE'S HOUSE RIGHT NOW. 6 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:30,378 HAVE HIM CALL ME AT MY APARTMENT TONIGHT. 7 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:33,337 UH-HUH. 8 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:34,773 OKAY, WELL, THEN WE'LL HAVE TO POSTPONE 9 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,558 UNTIL HALPERN HAS DOCUMENTATION 10 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,516 TO JUSTIFY THESE CORPORATE DEDUCTIONS. 11 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,692 EXACTLY. 12 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:41,737 AND CARLOS, MAKE SURE YOU BILL HIM FOR THIS PHONE CALL. 13 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:43,304 - I AM ALL PACKED. 14 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,045 - WE'LL GO AS SOON AS PETER'S OFF HIS CALL. 15 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,611 - YEAH, OKAY, LOOK, I'M GONNA BE IN THE OFFICE 16 00:00:46,785 --> 00:00:48,178 IN ABOUT AN HOUR. WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS THEN. 17 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,354 OKAY. - AWESOME! 18 00:00:50,528 --> 00:00:53,270 I'M GONNA GO GET MY SUITCASE. VEGAS, BABY! 19 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,316 - VEGAS, BABY. - [sighs] 20 00:00:55,490 --> 00:00:57,231 SEE, I JUST-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND 21 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,493 WHY YOU GO TO VEGAS, OF ALL PLACES. 22 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,321 JORDAN, YOU COULD HAVE 23 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,410 A PERFECTLY AWESOME BACHELORETTE PARTY RIGHT HERE IN TOWN. 24 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,019 - I'M THE FIRST ONE TO GET MARRIED, 25 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:05,021 AND THE GIRLS WANT TO SEND ME OFF RIGHT. 26 00:01:05,194 --> 00:01:06,631 - YEAH, I'LL BET THEY DO. 27 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,676 LISTEN... [sighs] 28 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:09,895 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DRINK, ARE YOU? 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,636 - DO I EVER? 30 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,770 PETER, THIS IS ME WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE-- 31 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,771 BORING, PREDICTABLE ME. 32 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,774 I HAVE THE WEEKEND PLANNED OUT TO THE MINUTE. 33 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,558 THERE'S NO ROOM FOR SHENANIGANS. 34 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:23,257 I PROMISE. WHAT A PAIR WE MAKE. 35 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,694 - YES, WE DO. 36 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:27,478 HEY, UH, JORDAN? 37 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:28,697 [startled grunt] 38 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:31,613 - WOW. 39 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,267 - LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE RING WITH ME? 40 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,791 - WHY? - IT WAS MY GRANDMOTHER'S. 41 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:38,446 IT HAS VERY SENTIMENTAL VALUE. - YOU DON'T TRUST ME? 42 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:39,969 - NO, IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ALL THOSE VAGRANTS 43 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:43,233 AND ADDICT GAMBLERS IN VEGAS. 44 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,888 - TAKE CARE OF IT FOR ME. - I WILL. 45 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:47,542 THIS BEAUTIFUL RING WILL BE IN MY SAFE, 46 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:49,413 AWAITING THE RETURN OF MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCEE. 47 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:54,505 - LET'S GO TO VEGAS. - LET'S GO TO VEGAS. 48 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:57,334 [dance music] 49 00:01:57,508 --> 00:02:02,252 ♪ 50 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:04,646 [coins clinking] 51 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:09,259 [indistinct chatter] 52 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:15,744 THAT LOOKS DISGUSTING. 53 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,615 - JORDY, THIS IS YOUR BIG NIGHT, 54 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,182 YOUR LAST HURRAH, SO TO SPEAK. 55 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:21,315 - I LIKE BEING IN CONTROL. 56 00:02:21,489 --> 00:02:23,665 IT SUITS ME. PLUS I PROMISED PETER. 57 00:02:23,839 --> 00:02:27,843 - JORDY... YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU. 58 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,366 - SO WE SAY THIS WITH NOTHING 59 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:30,846 BUT YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART. 60 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,588 - AS YOUR FRIENDS, WE'RE CONCERNED 61 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,285 PETER JUST ISN'T THE ONE FOR YOU. 62 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,895 - SUBTLE, JESS. - SORRY, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. 63 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:39,376 - I KNOW YOU GUYS AREN'T BIG FANS OF PETER'S, 64 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,986 BUT HE'S JUST BEEN REALLY STRESSED OUT 65 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,858 AND I'M TRYING TO MAKE THINGS EASIER ON HIM. 66 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:44,686 HE'LL GO BACK TO NORMAL ONCE HE GETS THIS PROMOTION. 67 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,036 - OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO. 68 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,343 - DRINKS, LADIES? - YES! 69 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,171 CAN I HAVE A PINA COLADA? 70 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,521 - OOH, I'LL HAVE THE SAME. VIRGIN, PLEASE, NO RUM. 71 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:55,697 - WH--WHAT? 72 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,438 - YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE WINTER FORMAL. 73 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,354 - OH, THE LAST TIME JORDAN WAS TRULY FUN. 74 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,573 - I ENDED UP ON THE BACK OF A MOTORCYCLE 75 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,532 30 MILES AWAY WITH A GUY NAMED "SNAKE BREATH." 76 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,490 - AND YOU LOST MY FAVORITE SHOES. 77 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,840 - WHICH IS WHY I AM NOT DRINKING. 78 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:10,494 VIRGIN, DEFINITELY. 79 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,801 - I WILL HAVE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, PLEASE. 80 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,019 THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING SINGLE, 81 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,412 NOBODY CARES WHAT I DO. 82 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:16,935 - [chuckles] 83 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,676 AND I WILL TAKE HER RUM IN MY PINA, 84 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,939 AND THEN A LITTLE EXTRA ON TOP OF THAT, PLEASE. 85 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:22,463 - [laughs] OKAY. 86 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:25,509 AND DID YOU WANT THE PINT OR THE YARD? 87 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:26,728 - WE WANT THE BIGGEST YOU GOT. 88 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,774 WHOO! WE ARE CELEBRATING. 89 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:31,646 WELL, SOME OF US ARE. 90 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:34,692 - I PROMISE TO LET LOOSE AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 91 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:37,913 - [laughs] - YOU NEVER KNOW. 92 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:39,567 - OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH, OH, MY GOSH. 93 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,395 - WHAT? - MATT SWIFT. 94 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:42,700 - THEMATT SWIFT? 95 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,441 - UH-HUH, THE MOVIE STAR. 96 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:47,444 - OH, WOW, IT'S MATT SWIFT. 97 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:49,793 - I L HIM. - I LOVE HIM. 98 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,666 - I DON'T LIKE HIS MOVIES. - WHO CARES ABOUT HIS MOVIES? 99 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,885 HE'S GORGEOUS, HE'S FAMOUS, AND HE'S FIVE FEET AWAY, 100 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,626 AND I AM FREAKING OUT. 101 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,627 - I CAN'T TURN AROUND. [overlapping chatter] 102 00:03:56,801 --> 00:04:01,415 - HE'S KIND OF SHORT. 103 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:04,418 - ALL RIGHT, TWO STRAWS, VIRGIN, 104 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:07,464 AND ONE STRAW, EXTRA SUPER LOTS OF RUM. 105 00:04:07,638 --> 00:04:08,900 - IS HE LOOKING OVER HERE? - OH, MY-- 106 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,424 WE NEED TO MAKE HIM LOOK THIS WAY. 107 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:11,728 HE IS GORGEOUS. - OH, MY--HE'S SO HOT. 108 00:04:11,903 --> 00:04:13,340 - HI. - WHOO! 109 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:14,863 - HELLO. - YES! 110 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,821 - WOW, GIRL. 111 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:20,999 - AND, UM...VIRGIN. - THANK YOU. 112 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:25,090 - AND EXTRA SUPER LOTS OF RUM. - WHOO, YEAH! 113 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,962 OH, NO, WE SHOULD CHEERS MATT. 114 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,399 - MATT! - MATT! 115 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,053 [cheering loudly] 116 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:34,926 - HE CHEERS BACK. CHEERS. 117 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:39,931 [giggling, cheering] 118 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:42,760 - OH, THIS IS DELICIOUS. CHEERS, LADIES. 119 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:44,414 - YOU THINK THAT'S DELICIOUS? 120 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,546 YOU SHOULD TRY THE ONE WITH THE RUM IN IT. 121 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,419 - WHOO! - MMM, WOW. 122 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,769 - [giggles] SO ANYWAY-- 123 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,511 SO, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR, 124 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:55,947 AND I OPEN THE DOOR, AND I SAID "HELLO..." 125 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:57,862 [chatters indistinctly] 126 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,865 [dance music] 127 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:05,261 ♪ 128 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:28,589 - [groans] OH, MY HEAD'S GONNA EXPLODE. 129 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:31,026 - I HAVE SOME ASPIRIN IF YOU NEED IT. 130 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,985 - [gasps] UM, HELLO? 131 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:37,859 - HI. [laughs] 132 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:38,816 [pill bottle rattling] 133 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:41,515 HEADACHE? 134 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,168 I'M MATT. WE MET LAST NIGHT. 135 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,735 - I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 136 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:47,825 - [chuckles] LAST NIGHT A LITTLE HAZY? 137 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:52,569 - I'M--I MEAN-- 138 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,397 [whispering] YOU'RE MATT SWIFT. 139 00:05:54,571 --> 00:05:56,617 - I AM. 140 00:05:56,791 --> 00:06:01,883 - AND I'M HERE WITH YOU IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM. 141 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:05,539 - YES. - RIGHT. 142 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:08,716 - WELL, YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL MASK 143 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,718 COULDN'T REMEMBER YOUR ROOM NUMBER, 144 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,807 LET ALONE WALK BACK TO IT. 145 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,852 - SO I SLEPT HERE... 146 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:18,029 ON THIS COUCH. 147 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,553 - [chuckles] YEAH. 148 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:21,859 AND I SLEPT IN THE NEXT ROOM, IN MY BED. 149 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:25,602 - [relieved sigh] 150 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:26,734 WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS? 151 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:29,040 - OH, YOUR FRIENDS. 152 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,868 THEY WENT WITH MY MANAGER ERIC, TO GO CELEBRATE. 153 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,610 - CELEBRATE WHAT? - LET ME HELP YOU. 154 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:36,918 CELEBRATE THE WEDDING. - WITHOUT ME? 155 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,616 AND THEY JUST--THEY--THEY-- THEY JUST... 156 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:43,794 LEFT ME HERE WITH A STRANGER? 157 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:47,668 - WH--STRANGER? I'M A PRETTY RESPECTABLE GUY. 158 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:53,064 - [gasps] 159 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:55,502 DON'T PANIC. 160 00:06:55,676 --> 00:07:00,245 EVERYTHING HAS AN EXPLANATION. 161 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:05,903 UH, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A DREAM. 162 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:09,559 IT'S A DREAM, RIGHT? UH... 163 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:13,781 'CAUSE IF IT'S NOT A DREAM, THEN I HAVE JUST STOLEN 164 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:19,047 SOMEBODY'S REALLY HUMONGOUS, GORGEOUS DIAMOND. 165 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:25,009 [knock at door] - ROOM SERVICE. 166 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:29,536 - AHH, NICE. 167 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,277 ALL RIGHT. YOU LIKE PANCAKES? 168 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,496 - CAN WE TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT? 169 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,106 - AMAZING, RIGHT? HUH? 170 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,108 THANK YOU, MY FRIEND. 171 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,284 AMAZING, HUH? 172 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,764 YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, I'M SHOOTING 173 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,418 THIS SUPER STRESSFUL MOVIE RIGHT NOW, 174 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:43,854 SO I REALLY NEEDED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM. 175 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,421 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 176 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,554 WE WERE ON STAGE WITH A JOURNEY COVER BAND. 177 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,904 - JOURNEY IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. 178 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:52,123 - I KNOW, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME ON STAGE. 179 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,778 YOU WERE REALLY GOING FOR THE HIGH NOTES. 180 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,694 - AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? - YOU DON'T REMEMBER. 181 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,827 YOU WON ME $6,000 AT THE CRAPS TABLE. 182 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:01,393 IT WAS SO GREAT. 183 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,047 EVERY TIME YOU'D GO TO ROLL THE DICE-- 184 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,484 - UH, OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME. THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 185 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:05,746 - OH, WE WENT TO THAT NEW CLUB, 186 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,399 THE ONE WHERE ALL THE WAITERS, 187 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,010 THEY WEAR THE OUTFITS MADE OUT OF TINFOIL. 188 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,272 - OH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD. WHAT ELSE? 189 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:14,711 - AND THEN WE GOT MARRIED. 190 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:15,973 ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT. 191 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:18,846 - OH, NO. 192 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,631 I MEAN, I KIND OF THOUGHT THAT-- 193 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:25,069 OH, NO, THIS IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD. 194 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,114 OH--IS IT LEGAL? 195 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:31,380 - IT SURE WAS, WIFE. 196 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,688 - WHY DO I FEEL SO HORRIBLE?I DI 197 00:08:34,861 --> 00:08:37,691 I DON'T-- [gasps] 198 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:41,259 SHE MUST HAVE SWITCHED OUR DRINKS. 199 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,827 ONE STRAW WAS RUM. I GOT THE RUM! 200 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,221 - LOOK, I REALLY THINK YOU'RE JUST OVERREACTING. 201 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:48,005 - OH, DO YOU NOW? OH, REALLY? 202 00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:49,311 DO YOU KNOW WHY I WAS IN TOWN? 203 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:50,660 IT'S MY BACHELORETTE PARTY. 204 00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:53,184 - THE BACHELORETTE-- 205 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,839 WAIT, YOU... ARE THE BRIDE? 206 00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:58,146 - I DIDN'T TELL YOU THAT LAST NIGHT? 207 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,104 - NO, YOU JUST KEPT SAYING THAT WEDDINGS 208 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,889 WERE STRESSFUL AND OVERRATED, 209 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,412 AND THAT YOU JUST WISHED YOU COULD GET IT OVER WITH, 210 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,805 WHICH, TECHNICALLY, WE DID. 211 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:07,329 - OH, THIS IS SO BAD. - COME ON. 212 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,765 LET'S EAT. COME ON. 213 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,375 I'M GONNA CALL THE LAWYERS. 214 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,160 TOMORROW, WE'RE GONNA GET AN ANNULMENT. 215 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,640 BOOM, TWO DAYS FROM NOW, 216 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,119 WE ARE BOTH GONNA BE SINGLE AGAIN. 217 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,164 - REALLY? - YES. SIT. 218 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,774 - IT'S THAT EASY? 219 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,994 - I PAY A LOT OF MONEY FOR THESE LAWYERS. 220 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,909 EAT. YOU WILL FEEL BETTER. 221 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:26,043 EAT. 222 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:30,570 - UGH. 223 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:39,883 - GOOD MORNING, JULIE. 224 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,930 DO YOU REMEMBER ME? ERIC, MATT'S MANAGER? 225 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,453 - SURE. SORT OF, A LITTLE BIT, 226 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,497 BUT NOT REALLY AT ALL. - CAN I HELP YOU? 227 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,151 YOU LOOK A LITTLE LOST. 228 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:48,762 - I LOST MY KEY AND FORGOT MY ROOM NUMBER. 229 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:50,807 - WE HAVING SOME REGRETS, JULIE? 230 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,723 - YES, THOUSANDS. YOU PROMISE I'LL HEAR FROM HIM? 231 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,203 - I PROMISE. 232 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,770 - AND WHAT IF I DON'T? - YOU WILL. 233 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,162 - BUT WHAT IF I DON'T? - BUT YOU WILL. 234 00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,860 - BUT I DON'T KNOW EITHER OF YOU. 235 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,209 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THE TRUTH. 236 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,950 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, HERE IS MY CARD. 237 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,386 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST GIVE ME A CALL. 238 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,735 YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 239 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:06,997 WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS. 240 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,695 WE GOT IT COVERED, TRUST ME. 241 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:12,742 - AND, BY THE WAY, FOR THE ANNULMENT AND EVERYTHING, 242 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,440 MY NAME IS JORDAN. JORDAN GRADY. 243 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,746 - JORDAN. GOT IT. 244 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,139 - [on TV] THE CHIEF ORDERED 245 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,836 THE TOUGHEST COPS IN THE CITY 246 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:23,144 TO CLEAN UP THE MEAN STREETS. - FREEZE. 247 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:26,713 - THIS GUY WASN'T ONE OF THEM. - FREEZE! 248 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,062 - FROM THE COMEDY TEAM THAT MAKES 249 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,977 THE MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH 250 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,283 COMES THE STORY OF ONE MAN'S FIGHT 251 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:33,981 FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE... - FREEZE! 252 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,853 - AND PASTRAMI. - FREEZE! 253 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:42,337 - MATT SWIFT IS MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP. 254 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,122 - WHAT HAVE I DONE? 255 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,254 - OF COURSE I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE. 256 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,430 I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 257 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,954 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING? 258 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:54,131 DAILY GOSSIPOFFERED THREE TIMES THAT. 259 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,872 WELL, I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T DO BUSINESS TOGETHER. 260 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,395 - WAIT, WAIT, HANG ON, HANG ON. 261 00:10:57,569 --> 00:11:00,747 - WHAT'S THAT? - $25,000. 262 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:04,272 - THAT IS A NUMBER I CAN WORK WITH. 263 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,887 - AHH! WAIT, WAIT, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF. 264 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,497 - NO, YOU TWO HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO. 265 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,370 - [laughs] 266 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:20,288 - OKAY, OKAY, WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE TELL ME--WHAT IS THIS? 267 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:25,032 - UH, THAT'S YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO WHILE IN VEGAS. 268 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:28,296 - OH, AND DO YOU SEE ANYWHERE ON THIS LIST WHERE IT SAYS 269 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,516 "MARRY SOMEONE WHO IS NOT YOUR FIANCE"? 270 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,344 - YEAH, I DON'T SEE THAT ON THERE. 271 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,565 - JORDAN, YOU ARE MRS. MATT SWIFT. 272 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:40,569 THAT IS HUGE. THAT IS SUPER HUGE. 273 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,223 HE WOULDN'T EVEN MARRY THAT CHICK FROM THAT SIT-COM 274 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,225 THAT HE DATED FOR, LIKE, FIVE YEARS, SO... 275 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,443 [phone ringing] 276 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,924 - [gasps] IT'S PETER. 277 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,578 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM? - NOTHING! NOTHING. 278 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,059 MATT SAID THAT WE COULD GET A QUICKIE ANNULMENT, 279 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,408 AND IT COULD BE OVER IN, LIKE, ONE TO TWO DAYS. 280 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,062 SO...PETER WILL NOT UNDERSTAND. 281 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:58,805 WE TAKE THIS TO THE GRAVE. 282 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,241 - TO THE GRAVE. - OKAY. 283 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,895 - I PROMISE. 284 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,941 - HI, SWEETIE, HOW ARE YOU? 285 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,464 - GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE. 286 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:08,205 DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS YOUR FLIGHT. 287 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,078 - OH, THAT IS SO SWEET. YOU ALWAYS THINK OF ME, HONEY. 288 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,080 - UH-HUH, I'M HEADING INTO THE OFFICE FOR A LITTLE 289 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,472 BEFORE PICKING YOU GIRLS UP. 290 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,778 - YOU KNOW, YOU WORK TOO HARD. 291 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,432 YOU SHOULD GIVE YOURSELF A BREAK. 292 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,086 - IDLE HANDS DON'T MAKE PARTNER BY SUMMER. 293 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,609 - BILLABLE HOURS DO. 294 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,394 - YOU'RE RIGHT. I UNDERSTAND, HONEY. 295 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,919 - SO IS LAST NIGHT'S WEDDING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HER LIFE, 296 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:31,011 OR IS THIS ONE? 297 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:42,022 - THERE HE IS. ALL RIGHT. 298 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:45,373 - HEY. [groans] 299 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:49,116 THERE'S MY BRIDE. HOW YOU DOING, HONEY? 300 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,944 - GREAT. 301 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:56,123 - AND...I KEPT IT SAFE FOR YOU. 302 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,299 - THANK YOU. FELT SO WEIRD WITHOUT IT, 303 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:01,171 LIKE SOMETHING WAS MISSING. 304 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:06,002 - OOF, BETTY, WILMA, YOU TWO LOOK WORSE FOR THE WEAR. 305 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,395 NOW, IF YOU DIDN'T DRINK, LIKE JORDY, 306 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,918 YOU'D BE FEELING MUCH BETTER TODAY. 307 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:12,313 - YEAH, JORDY'S WAY BETTER OFF THAN US TODAY. 308 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:17,144 - [groans] 309 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,233 - SO, HOW WAS THE BACHELOR BASH? 310 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,409 - TERRIBLE. 311 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,238 I DRANK TWO BEERS AND TRIPLE-BOGEYED EVERY HOLE. 312 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,196 JUST CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT UNDER THE INFLUENCE, YOU KNOW? 313 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,634 REALLY RUINED MY DAY. - I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 314 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:36,903 - SO WE CAN PUT THE MARTINS AT TABLE 11 WITH THE BUSBYS 315 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,992 OR THE BUZZKILLS, AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM. 316 00:13:39,165 --> 00:13:41,124 [chuckling] WHAT DO YOU THINK, SWEETIE? 317 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:44,432 - WHAT, MOM? - AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION? 318 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,608 THIS IS YOUR WEDDING. 319 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:50,090 I'M NOT DOING THIS BECAUSE I ENJOY IT. 320 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,874 - I JUST CAN'T SEAT PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 321 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,006 IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 322 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,356 - DON'T MIND HER. 323 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,836 SHE'S STILL TIRED AND CRANKY 324 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,402 FROM HER LITTLE BACHELORETTE BASH. 325 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,230 I KEEP SAYING THAT VEGAS IS ONE DISGUSTING TOWN. 326 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,364 - YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE DRAW OF GAMBLING. 327 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,235 IT SEEMS RIDICULOUS TO THROW YOUR MONEY 328 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,671 AT SOMETHING WITH SUCH A LOW RATE OF RETURN. 329 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,544 - OH, IT'S THE THRILL, 330 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,632 THE CHALLENGE OF TRYING TO BEAT THE HOUSE. 331 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:13,069 - [chuckles] 332 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,332 ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 333 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,509 I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT YOU ARE NOT COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING. 334 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,599 - I'M FINE. JUST A LITTLE TIRED. 335 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,993 - GET OVER IT, DARLING. 336 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,953 WEDDINGS DON'T PLAN THEMSELVES. 337 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:35,091 - WHY HASN'T HE CALLED? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS. 338 00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,659 - IT'S BEEN ONE DAY. 339 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,400 - IT FEELS LIKE TEN. - HE'LL CALL. 340 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:40,575 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - I'M VERY PSYCHIC. 341 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,620 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 342 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,753 - LOOK, HE'S MARRIED TOO. IT'S NOT JUST YOU. 343 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,494 THOUGH I FIND IT HIGHLY UNFAIR 344 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,061 THAT JESS AND I CAN'T FIND ONE HUSBAND, 345 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,627 AND AT THE PRESENT TIME, YOU HAVE TWO. 346 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,629 - DON'T ENVY ME. I AM A VERY BAD PERSON, 347 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,414 WHO CAN'T OWN UP TO MY OWN MISTAKES. 348 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,285 I'M HAVING A VERY HARD TIME LIVING WITH MYSELF. 349 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:59,420 - YOU CAN ALWAYS COME CLEAN. - NOT THAT HARD A TIME. 350 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,510 THESE AREN'T THE RIGHT SIZE. - THEY WERE CUTE. 351 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,338 - THESE ARE THE BIG SIZE. 352 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:05,905 WE HAVE TO HAVE THE SMALL SIZE WITH THESE TINS. 353 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:09,299 - THEY BUBBLE. 354 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,520 - GOOD MORNING. HI, BENNY. 355 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:21,007 [indistinct chatter, phones ringing] 356 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,982 [phone ringing] 357 00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,462 - HELLO? - HEY, JORDY. 358 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:46,206 ALAN'S ON HIS WAY IN. - THANK YOU. 359 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,470 - THE WELBY HOUSE HAS CLOSED. 360 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:50,950 - OH, THAT WAS SO QUICK. 361 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:51,951 - YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB, JORDAN. 362 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,343 IT'S NOT GOING UNNOTICED. 363 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:57,739 - THANK YOU, ALAN. 364 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,697 - IS THAT YOUR FIANCE? - WHERE? 365 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,482 - HE'S STILL YOUR FIANCE? 366 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:06,661 - YES, OF COURSE. 367 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:07,836 HI, SWEETIE. WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 368 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,405 - HEY, PETER. - HI. 369 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,715 - I CAN EXPLAIN. 370 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:21,328 - SO VEGAS WAS SO UNEVENTFUL 371 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,503 THAT YOU SIMPLY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS? 372 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,157 - I'M SORRY. 373 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,506 IT WAS REALLY JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING 374 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,507 THAT SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL, 375 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,248 AND I AM FIXING IT. 376 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,554 - THE FOUNDATION OF A SOLID RELATIONSHIP IS TRUST, 377 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,252 AND YOU GO AND PULL A STUNT LIKE THIS? 378 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,297 - PETER, I AM SO SORRY. YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT. 379 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,907 - AND YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DRINK, JORDAN. 380 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,649 - AND I DIDN'T. I MEAN, I TRIED NOT TO. 381 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,129 - BUT WHAT? 382 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,175 YOU WERE FORCE-FED BY JOSE CUERVO? 383 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,177 - PETER, THERE WAS A MIX-UP. 384 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,353 I ACCIDENTALLY GOT CLAIRE'S DRINK, 385 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,224 AND THEN, THE NEXT THING I KNEW, WE WERE MARRIED. 386 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,878 I KNEW YOU WOULD REACT LIKE THIS, 387 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,053 WHICH IS WHY I WANTED TO HANDLE IT FIRST. 388 00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,620 - OF COURSE I REACT LIKE THIS. 389 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:53,751 WH--WHAT, WERE YOU LOOKING FOR MY BLESSING? 390 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:56,885 - PETER, NOTHING HAPPENED. 391 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,321 - OH, NO, A MARRIAGE HAPPENED, JORDAN. 392 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,019 THAT'S NOT NOTHING. 393 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:05,372 - IT WAS AN INNOCENT, IF SEVERE, LAPSE OF JUDGMENT, 394 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,592 AND I PROMISE IT WILL NOT EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 395 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,681 - UH-HUH. 396 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,378 AND HOW DOES THIS NOT INTERFERE WITH OUR IMPENDING NUPTIALS? 397 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,771 - MATT'S TAKING CARE OF IT. 398 00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:15,859 - OH! MATT'S TAKING CARE OF IT. 399 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,426 SO HE'S MATT TO YOU NOW. 400 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:21,257 - LISTEN, WE ARE GOING TO GET AN ANNULMENT, 401 00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,608 AND THEN WE CAN JUST PRETEND LIKE NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED. 402 00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:26,088 - WHEN? 403 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,742 - AS SOON AS HIS LAWYERS CALL ME. 404 00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:31,746 AND THEN I AM GOING TO MARRY YOU, 405 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,924 AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT LIFE TOGETHER. 406 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:41,451 STUFF TO BRING ON HONEYMOON... 407 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,716 OKAY. 408 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:50,199 [phone rings] 409 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,679 - I AM NOT GIVING ANY INTERVIEWS. 410 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:52,941 NO COMMENT. 411 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,812 - THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD. 412 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,423 THEY'RE GONNA KEEP CALLING YOU. JUST KEEP SAYING THAT. 413 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,251 YOU HAVE NO COMMENT. - WHO IS THIS? 414 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,688 - IT'S MATT. 415 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,430 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE CALLING TO SAY WE HAVE OUR ANNULMENT. 416 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,474 - NO, NOT YET, BUT WE SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING 417 00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:05,997 IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. 418 00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,999 - TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE HERE, MATT. 419 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,263 - I KNOW, I KNOW, AND ERIC'S INFORMED THE ATTORNEYS OF THAT. 420 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,266 LOOK, JORDAN, I'M SORRY YOU GOT DRAGGED INTO MY MADNESS. 421 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,832 I CAN'T BLOW MY NOSE THESE DAYS 422 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,399 WITHOUT IT MAKING IT INTO THE TABLOIDS. 423 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,662 - WHO DID THIS? WHO GAVE THEM THAT PICTURE? 424 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,187 - COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE. 425 00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:23,624 ROOM SERVICE GUY, THE CHAPEL PEOPLE, A CAB DRIVER--ANYONE. 426 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:24,625 PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK. 427 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,322 - AT OUR EXPENSE. 428 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,758 - LOOK, WE'RE GONNA GET THIS TAKEN CARE OF. 429 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,020 WE'LL GET IT DONE. 430 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,371 - AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, PLEASE. 431 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,287 MY FIANCE IS NOT HAPPY. 432 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,509 - WHO WANTS SOME MU SHU? 433 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,643 - I'LL TRADE YOU FOR SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN. 434 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,688 - DO YOU HAVE ANY CHOPSTICKS? - IN THE UTENSIL DRAWER. 435 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:48,953 - I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT THEM FROM MY APARTMENT. 436 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,434 - HE'S SO MOODY. - YOU WOULD BE TOO 437 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:52,522 IF YOUR FIANCEE MARRIED SOMEONE WHO WASN'T YOU. 438 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,742 - I BLAME YOU. 439 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,310 - WELL, I BLAME YOU TOO, FOR MY PREDICAMENT. 440 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,833 - BOO-HOO, POOR YOU. 441 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,530 I MARRIED A MOVIE STAR. 442 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:02,358 MY HUSBAND'S THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE. 443 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,968 OH, TURN THE OVEN ON, I AM SO GOING IN. 444 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,536 - I DIDN'T WANT THIS, ALL RIGHT? 445 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,668 I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S A GOOD ACTOR. 446 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:08,843 - THEN CAN I HAVE HIM? 447 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,236 - YOU DON'T HAVE CHOPSTICKS. 448 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:13,239 - OH, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT I DID. 449 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:16,677 - IT'S NO PROBLEM. LET'S JUST PUT IN THE MOVIE. 450 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,724 - HM. I HEAR IT'S FUNNY. 451 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,510 AND WE ALL COULD USE A LITTLE BIT OF A LAUGH RIGHT NOW. 452 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,861 - ...MYSTERY WIFE OF MOVIE STAR MATT SWIFT. 453 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:30,256 TIMELINE: HOLLYWOOD HAS LEARNED EXCLUSIVELY 454 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,736 THAT THE BRIDE, JORDAN GRADY, WORKS AS A REAL ESTATE AGENT... 455 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,869 - OH, MY. - FOR PRATT BROTHERS REALTY. 456 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:38,264 NOT ONLY WAS THIS MARRIAGE KEPT WELL UNDER WRAPS, 457 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:40,527 BUT EVIDENTLY MS. GRADY WAS SCHEDULED TO MARRY 458 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,746 THIS MAN, ATTORNEY PETER DRAKE, 459 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,748 IN JUST A FEW WEEKS. 460 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:46,359 WHILE THIS TOP SECRET WEDDING SEEMED 461 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,448 TO CATCH ALL OF HOLLYWOOD OFF GUARD, 462 00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,581 NO ONE SEEMS TO BE MORE SURPRISED THAN LAUREN DEBLANC. 463 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,323 - I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT MATTHEW IS A NARCISSIST 464 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:57,544 THAT SUFFERS FROM A SEVERE CASE OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, 465 00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,373 AND UNLESS ONE CAN MARRY ONESELF, 466 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,939 HE WOULD NEVER TIE THE KNOT. 467 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,812 BUT COLOR ME IN THE WRONG. 468 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:08,511 GO AHEAD AND DO IT, BECAUSE HOW SILLY! 469 00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:11,862 HE JUST UP AND MARRIED SOME RANDOM GOLD DIGGER HE JUST MET. 470 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,562 [scoffs] JORDAN. 471 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:19,000 - UNDOUBTEDLY, WE HAVE NOT HEARD THE LAST OF JORDAN GRADY. 472 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,830 - [gasps] 473 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:26,094 YOU JUST WENT FROM ANONYMOUS TO NOTORIOUS IN, LIKE, 15 FLAT. 474 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,792 - YEAH, THAT WAS A GREAT LAUGH. 475 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:32,883 I-I NEED TO-- I NEED TO GET SOME AIR. 476 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,636 - HELLO. - COME, COME ON. 477 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,683 - SO HERE'S THE LATEST REPORT FROM STUDIO MARKETING 478 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:52,425 ON MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP. - OOH, THANKS. 479 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,688 OKAY. WELL, IT'S TRACKING BETTER. 480 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:58,605 WOW...MUCH BETTER. 481 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,346 - YOUR PLAN IS WORKING. 482 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,348 - SCANDAL BROKE TWO DAYS AGO, 483 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,046 AND INTEREST IN THE MOVIE'S UP 240% ALREADY. 484 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:08,049 - WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF PERCENT. - IT IS. 485 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,746 - OH, UM, MATT IS GOING TO BE 486 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,445 ON THE COVER OF PEOPMAGAZINE NEXT WEEK. 487 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,578 YAY! QUEST P.R. CALLED THIS MORNING. 488 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,928 HIS WIFE TOO. 489 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,496 - THIS WHOLE THING HAS MADE MATT SWIFT QUITE INTRIGUING. 490 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,889 - YAY, I LOVE THAT. 491 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,717 - [chuckles] 492 00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:25,675 - OH, BURT FEEDLER CALLED THIS MORNING, 493 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:29,810 AND HE IS READY TO GO THROUGH WITH THE ANNULMENT. 494 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,986 HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE BIT MORE INFORMATION, SO... 495 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,729 - YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S HOLD OFF. 496 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,034 LET IT RIDE FOR A LITTLE WHILE, 497 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,123 AT LEAST UNTIL THE MOVIE OPENS. 498 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,908 - SHOULD I LET MATT KNOW? 499 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,910 - I'LL LET HIM KNOW WHEN I SEE HIM ON THE SET LATER. 500 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:43,998 - [whispering] OKAY, I WILL NOT SAY A WORD. 501 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,654 - WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? 502 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:49,351 - HALFWAY THERE. 503 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:52,441 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING WITH THE PLACE CARDS. 504 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:55,662 - OH, I JUST HOPE IT ISN'T ALL FOR NOTHING. 505 00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,141 - PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE DOESN'T SUIT YOU, MOM. 506 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,013 I PREFER YOU AGGRESSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 507 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:01,668 - FINE, THEN I WILL BE AGGRESSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 508 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:04,497 JORDAN ELIZABETH GRADY, YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME 509 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,020 FOR THIS PREDICAMENT BUT YOURSELF. 510 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:07,935 I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, 511 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:10,590 BUT WHY WOULD YOU HAVE GONE AND DONE SOMETHING LIKE THIS? 512 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:14,071 - I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS I JUST FREAKED OUT. 513 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,422 I MEAN, THINGS HAVE BEEN SO CRAZY WITH THE WEDDING PLANNING, 514 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,119 AND PETER WAS STRESSED. 515 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:21,992 I GUESS I JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY BY A MOMENT. 516 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,647 - MOMENTS ARE JUST THAT, SWEETIE--MOMENTS. 517 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,693 MARRIAGE IS FOREVER. 518 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,869 SO YOU BETTER MAKE SURE IT W JUST A MOMENT, 519 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:32,568 AND NOT SOME SORT OF... CRY FOR HELP. 520 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,092 - IT WAS JUST A MOMENT. I AM POSITIVE OF THAT, 521 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,051 AND I AM DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO FIX IT. 522 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,096 - WELL, GOOD, OR YOUR DAD'S GOING TO LOSE IT, 523 00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,055 BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY PUT DOWN $4,300 524 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:43,231 IN NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSITS. 525 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:46,190 - OKAY, PLEASE TELL DADDY NOT TO WORRY. 526 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,845 THIS WEDDING IS HAPPENING. 527 00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:52,327 I AM SURE THE ANNULMENT IS GOING THROUGH AS WE SPEAK. 528 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:02,555 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GIVE ME YOUR BEST. 529 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:03,730 SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. I'M READY. 530 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,558 - [grunts] 531 00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,951 - NO PROBLEM. - YOU ARE OUT OF SHAPE. 532 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,693 - COME ON, DON'T BLAME ME FOR MY AVATAR'S SHORTCOMINGS, HUH? 533 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,521 I'M A PHONE JOCKET. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 534 00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:14,218 HEY, WHICH, BY THE WAY, 535 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,829 IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK FOR YOU, MY FRIEND. 536 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,396 - YEAH? - YEAH. 537 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:18,135 - NEW BUSINESS OR OLD BUSINESS? - NEW. 538 00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:19,267 QUITE NEW. 539 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:20,790 - YEAH? - COME ON. 540 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:22,749 - QUEST P.R. TELLS ME THAT SUDDENLY 541 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,099 MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP IS 72% INTEREST. 542 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:28,755 - FORGET THIS. 543 00:23:28,929 --> 00:23:30,583 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, MAN, YOU'RE UP FROM 12%. 544 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:31,845 THIS IS GOOD FOR YOU. 545 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:34,587 - IS THIS 'CAUSE OF THE MARRIAGE? 546 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,850 - IT MOST DEFINITELY IS BECAUSE OF THE MARRIAGE. 547 00:23:37,024 --> 00:23:39,113 - GO FIGURE, HOLLYWOOD. 548 00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,115 THE ONLY PLACE WHERE BAD PUBLICITY 549 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,204 SUDDENLY IS GOOD FOR YOUR CAREER. 550 00:23:43,378 --> 00:23:44,161 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, BAD PUBLICITY? 551 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,641 IT'S JUST PUBLICITY. 552 00:23:45,815 --> 00:23:46,816 AND IF WE HOLD OFF ON THE ANNULMENT 553 00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,514 UNTIL AFTER THE MOVIE OPENS, 554 00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:51,604 WE ARE LOOKING AT A VERY BIG WEEKEND, MY FRIEND. 555 00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:53,170 - MM, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED REALLY SOON. 556 00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:54,041 - I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT A LITTLE WHILE, 557 00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,696 A MATTER OF DAYS. 558 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:57,827 SHE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO GET MARRIED. 559 00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,176 EVERYBODY WINS HERE, MATT. 560 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:02,005 COME ON, WE NEED THIS. 561 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:06,140 YOUNEED THIS. YOUR CAREER NEEDS THIS. 562 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:07,837 - OKAY, BUT THE SECOND THE MOVIE OPENS, 563 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:11,624 YOU MAKE THIS THING HAPPEN. - DONE, YOU GOT IT. 564 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:13,539 [overlapping chatter] 565 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:15,628 - OH, THERE SHE IS, THERE SHE IS. 566 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:16,759 - GOT IT? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 567 00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,979 - [screaming] NO! 568 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,808 [shrieking] 569 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,854 - MY GOODNESS. - I WAS VIOLATED. 570 00:24:25,028 --> 00:24:28,031 THERE'S A PEEPING TOM OUTSIDE, AND HE JUST SAW ME NAKED. 571 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:31,252 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - OH, GO LOOK, GO LOOK. 572 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:34,168 [hyperventilating] 573 00:24:34,342 --> 00:24:36,039 - THEY FOUND OUT WHERE I LIVE. 574 00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:38,346 - OH, MY GOSH, THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING THROUGH OUR TRASH. 575 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,521 - THIS IS INSANE. IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS. 576 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,175 I WANT MY LIFE BACK. 577 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:42,959 - YOU CALL THEM TODAY AND RAIL INTO THEM-- 578 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:46,267 - OKAY, DON'T WORRY. I WILL PUT A STOP TO THIS TODAY. 579 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,878 [exhaling heavily] - NO, NO, NO. 580 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:51,228 - YOU'RE--SHH. 581 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:55,885 - OVER HERE, OVER HERE. HEY, JORDY. 582 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,844 - I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS ILLEGAL. 583 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:01,717 YOU ARE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY. 584 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,198 - HEY, THE GRASS MAY BE PRIVATE PROPERTY, 585 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:06,592 BUT THE SIDEWALK LIVES IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN, TOOTS. 586 00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,202 - OKAY, WELL, MY FIANCE'S A LAWYER. 587 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,770 - ALL RIGHT. 588 00:25:10,944 --> 00:25:12,772 [engine revving] - JORDY, JORDY, ONE MORE SHOT. 589 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:14,556 COME ON. HEY, ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW, AT LEAST! 590 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:20,301 [phone dialing out] 591 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,260 [phone ringing] 592 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,219 - [laughs] 593 00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:28,396 WHOO! ERIC SPENCER'S OFFICE. 594 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,963 - HI, MY NAME IS JORDAN GRADY-- 595 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:33,357 - OH, UM, HOLD PLEASE. 596 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,189 - THIS IS GOING TO NEED SIGNATURES ASAP. 597 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,675 - ERIC SPENCER'S OFFICE. 598 00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:48,068 - MY NAME IS JOR-- - ONE MOMENT PLEASE. 599 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,591 I'M SO SORRY. WE ARE JUST-- 600 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:51,071 THE PHONES ARE ON FIRE TODAY. 601 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:54,857 - [sighs] 602 00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,729 - ERIC SPENCER'S OFFICE. 603 00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:59,296 - LISTEN, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I SPEAK WITH MATT SWIFT. 604 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,863 MY NAME IS JORDAN GRADY, 605 00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:02,386 AND I DESPERATELY NEED TO TALK WITH HIM. 606 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,432 - OKAY, DESPERATE, SOUNDS IMPORTANT. 607 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,086 HOLD, PLEASE. I HAVE THAT NUMBER. 608 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:07,653 [phone crashes] OOH, HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS. 609 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:09,872 IT'S MY FIRST DAY. I HAVE THAT NUMBER HERE. 610 00:26:10,046 --> 00:26:11,265 SOMEWHERE... IF YOU COULD-- 611 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:13,093 OH, MY GOODNESS, OUTSMARTED MYSELF. 612 00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:17,097 ALL RIGHTY. 818-555-0124. 613 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,926 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP. 614 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:23,059 - THANK YOU. [sighs] 615 00:26:23,233 --> 00:26:27,368 [dialing] 616 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:31,111 [phone ringing] 617 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,026 - HEY, IT'S BELINDA HERE, 618 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,029 AND YOU'VE REACHED THE OFFICIAL MATT SWIFT FAN CLUB LINE! 619 00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:38,161 IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN, LEAVE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS 620 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:40,860 AFTER THE TONE, AND I'LL SEND YOU A MEMBERSHIP KIT. 621 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,210 WE CAN BE UNITED FOREVER AS SOUL SISTERS 622 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:47,040 IN OUR LOVE FOR MATT SWIFT! 623 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:55,875 - I DON'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE DO IT. 624 00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:57,267 I FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING IN A FISH BOWL. 625 00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:59,052 I FEEL LIKE A PUBLIC SPECTACLE. 626 00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:00,880 PETER IS SO HUMILIATED. 627 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,752 I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM. I'M JUST WRACKED WITH GUILT. 628 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,754 - TRY CALLING THAT MANAGER GUY. - I DID. 629 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,843 AND MY AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE WILL ARRIVE IN FOUR TO SIX WEEKS. 630 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:09,845 HE SAID HE'D TAKE MY CALLS. 631 00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:11,238 GUESS WHAT? HE'S NOT TAKING MY CALLS. 632 00:27:11,412 --> 00:27:13,936 - SO NOW WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 633 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:16,156 - YOU NEED TO GO TO THE PREMIERE. 634 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,853 MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP IS OPENING TOMORROW NIGHT. 635 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:19,550 VANESSA'S FIRM IS COVERING PUBLICITY. 636 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:20,987 - COULD SHE GET ME IN? - PLEASE, I'M HER ROOMMATE. 637 00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:22,423 SHE CAN'T EVEN GET ME IN. 638 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,033 - GREAT PLAN. WELL THOUGHT-OUT. 639 00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,469 - JUST SHOW UP. 640 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,734 TALK TO HIM. HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 641 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,652 [indistinct chatter, cheers] 642 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:41,834 - SILLY OF ME TO THINK THIS WOULD BE DIFFICULT. 643 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,227 - THERE HE IS, THERE HE IS. MATT! 644 00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:45,838 HEY, MATT! - MATT, MATT, MATT! 645 00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:48,188 - COME HERE, COME HERE. - MATT! 646 00:27:48,362 --> 00:27:49,668 - MATT, COME HERE. - THIS IS A GREAT PLAN. 647 00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:51,060 - COME HERE. MATT, MATT, COME HERE. 648 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,367 LISTEN, MATT, MATT-- GO, JUST GO. 649 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:55,064 - NO. - GO, GO, JUST GO. 650 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:56,718 - THERE IS A BARRICADE HERE FOR A REASON, CLAIRE. 651 00:27:56,892 --> 00:27:59,025 - AS IF YOU CAN'T JUMP OVER A THREE-FOOT ROPE. 652 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,374 - I'M GONNA DISTRACT THE SECURITY GUARD. 653 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:02,028 YOU JUST GO. HEY, HEY, HEY! 654 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,030 EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME. YEAH, YOU, COME ON. 655 00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:07,207 COME ON. COME HERE. 656 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:08,948 DO YOU WORK OUT? 657 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,385 I JUST LOVE A GUY IN UNIFORM. 658 00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:12,516 IS THAT A BULLETPROOF VEST UNDER THERE? 659 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,171 IT IS, ISN'T IT? - NO. 660 00:28:15,345 --> 00:28:18,044 - SORRY, SORRY, EXCUSE ME. I NEED TO TALK TO MATT. 661 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:19,349 - I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE-- 662 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,742 - MY NAME IS JORDAN GRADY. 663 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:22,396 I AM MATT'S WIFE. - OH. 664 00:28:22,570 --> 00:28:24,267 - AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU. 665 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,922 - RIGHT, RIGHT, OF COURSE. I--THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN YOU. 666 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,750 LOOK, I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T GOTTEN BACK IN TOUCH WITH YOU. 667 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,926 I MEAN, IT HAS BEEN CRAZY WITH THIS MOVIE PREMIERE. 668 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,623 - WELL, IT'S BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY FOR ME, TOO, 669 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,234 SEEING AS HOW I CAN'T GET MY MARRIAGE LICENSE 670 00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:36,453 FOR MY UPCOMING WEDDING UNTIL I'M SINGLE-- 671 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:37,977 WHICH WILL BE WHEN EXACTLY? 672 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:40,893 - UH... YEAH, ONE SEC, OKAY? 673 00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,590 HEY, MATT, EXCUSE ME. I AM SO SORRY. 674 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,287 PLEASE, COME HERE, JUST FOR A SECOND. 675 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,202 LOOK WHO'S HERE. YOUR WIFEY SHOWED UP. 676 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,769 - I'D PREFER IF YOU DIDN'T CALL ME THAT. 677 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,162 - HEY, WHOA, GUYS, GUYS. - EXCUSE ME, WHOA. 678 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:50,641 - GUYS, IT'S OKAY. SHE'S WITH ME. 679 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:52,513 - OKAY, OKAY. - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 680 00:28:52,687 --> 00:28:54,907 - THANK YOU, I WASN'T REALLY IN THE MOOD TO GO TO JAIL. 681 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,517 CAN WE PLEASE TALK? 682 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:59,476 - YES, I...NEED TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FIRST. 683 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,566 DO YOU...DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE? 684 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:05,134 - THEN CAN WE TALK? - DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY. 685 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:07,093 HERE. 686 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:10,052 [overlapping chatter] 687 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:21,890 - THERE SHE GOES. 688 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:23,196 - JORDAN, I'M SORRY I TOOK SO LONG 689 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:24,675 TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU. 690 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,068 [pen scribbling] WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 691 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,069 - SHELLY. - WITH AN "E-Y"? 692 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,549 - NO, JUST "Y." 693 00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:31,160 - YOU DIDN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. 694 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,858 I STALKED YOU AND RISKED ARREST. 695 00:29:33,032 --> 00:29:34,511 - RIGHT, AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 696 00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:36,078 I'VE JUST BEEN SO BUSY PROMOTING THE FILM. 697 00:29:36,252 --> 00:29:37,819 SHELLY, YOU ARE AS PRETTY AS YOUR NAME. 698 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:39,603 - OH. [giggles] 699 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,649 - UM, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT OUR LITTLE PROBLEM HERE. 700 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:45,044 - WAIT, CAN YOU SIGN ONE FOR MY SISTER BETH? 701 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,959 - HOW ABOUT "TO MY GOOD FRIEND, BETH"? 702 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,917 - SHE'D LIKE THAT REALLY A LOT. 703 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:50,701 - UM, PETER AND I HAVE DONE SOME RESEARCH, 704 00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:53,574 AND APPARENTLY GETTING AN ANNULMENT IS NOT AS EASY 705 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:54,618 AS WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK. 706 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,925 ERIC'S GOT IT COVERED. 707 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:58,579 YOU HAVE DOCUMENTS AND PIE CHARTS. 708 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,973 THIS IS NOT THE SAME GIRL I MET IN VEGAS. 709 00:30:01,147 --> 00:30:02,539 - MY GUARD WAS DOWN. 710 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,150 - THERE YOU GO. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD 711 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:05,281 LET YOUR GUARD DOWN A LITTLE MORE OFTEN. 712 00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:07,022 - IT IS! - LOOK, MATT-- 713 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:08,545 - CAN WE HAVE ONE? - SURE, OF COURSE. 714 00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:10,504 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. MY NAME IS SUZI. 715 00:30:10,678 --> 00:30:14,682 - THERE YOU GO, SUZI. 716 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,119 SO YOU GONNA SEE MY MOVIE? 717 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,034 - YEAH, OF COURSE I AM. 718 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,644 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 719 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,473 - AND I WANTED TO GIVE THIS BACK TO YOU. 720 00:30:23,647 --> 00:30:25,214 - KEEP IT. I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU. 721 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,129 OR YOU COULD SELL IT. 722 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:29,088 - THANK YOU, BUT I CAN'T. 723 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,003 IT'S BLOOD MONEY. 724 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:34,223 MY HAPPY FUTURE MAY HAVE DIED FOR IT. 725 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:35,834 - WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARITY? 726 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:38,880 - CANCER SOCIETY. - WE'LL DONATE IT TO THEM. 727 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:42,144 - REALLY? YOU'D DO THAT? 728 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:45,060 - IF YOU'LL SIT BACK DOWN. 729 00:30:45,234 --> 00:30:47,541 LISTEN, I FEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT THIS... 730 00:30:47,715 --> 00:30:51,240 ALTHOUGH, IT DOES TAKE TWO TO MARRY. 731 00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:52,589 - I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE DID THAT. 732 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:55,157 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT. 733 00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:57,681 - WHY DID YOU DO IT? WHY'D YOU MARRY ME? 734 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,162 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT A LOT, 735 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:01,947 AND I REALLY THINK IT WAS YOUR SMILE. 736 00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,340 IT HOOKED ME. - THERE SHE IS. 737 00:31:04,514 --> 00:31:05,733 THERE'S THE GIRL I KNOW AND MARRIED, 738 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:07,343 THE NO-NONSENSE SMART ALECK. 739 00:31:07,517 --> 00:31:08,823 - SHE COMES OUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. 740 00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:12,087 - WELL, KEEP HER COMING. I LIKE THAT GIRL. 741 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:14,437 ALTHOUGH YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION. 742 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:17,440 WHY'D YOU DO IT? - UM... 743 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:19,529 HONESTLY, I-I THINK... 744 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,531 ALL THE TIME, ABOUT EVERYTHING. 745 00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:24,012 MY BRAIN NEVER SHUTS UP. 746 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:26,580 AND THAT NIGHT, I JUST TURNED IT OFF 747 00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,016 AND LIVED IN THE MOMENT. 748 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,411 - TURN IT OFF. WORDS TO LIVE BY. 749 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,370 - IF ONLY I COULD. - YOU CAN. 750 00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:39,462 YOU JUST CHOOSE NOT TO. 751 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:40,550 - WHY DID YOU MARRY ME? 752 00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:42,422 - BECAUSE WE HAD A BLAST. 753 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,773 - MY PHILOSOPHY'S ALWAYS BEEN LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP... 754 00:31:45,947 --> 00:31:49,081 THEN LOOK AGAIN, TEN MORE TIMES. 755 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,213 - MY WAY'S MORE FUN THAN YOURS. 756 00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:54,608 - WELL, MY WAY'S LESS COMPLICATED THAN YOUR WAY. 757 00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:56,305 - YOU MIGHT HAVE A POINT. 758 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:59,091 - AS EVIDENCED BY THE ENDLESS STREAM OF FLASHBULBS 759 00:31:59,265 --> 00:32:01,354 CURRENTLY BOMBARDING US. - YOU KNOW WHAT, 760 00:32:01,528 --> 00:32:02,790 LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU GO BLIND. 761 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:03,878 I'VE GOT MY CAR AT THE THEATER. 762 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:05,706 I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME. 763 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,447 ERIC'S TAKING CARE OF THINGS. SOON THIS WILL BE DONE. 764 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:08,709 THEN YOU CAN RUSH OFF AND MARRY HUBBY NUMBER TWO 765 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,102 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 766 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:11,407 - WHERE ARE YOU GUYS STAYING TONIGHT? 767 00:32:11,581 --> 00:32:13,105 - NO COMMENT! - ATTA GIRL. 768 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,281 - COME ON, MATT, SMILE. - [laughs] 769 00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:18,110 - YES! [laughs] 770 00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:20,503 INITIAL BOX OFFICE NUMBERS ARE IN. 771 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,679 $8 MILLION ON THE DAY, 772 00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:24,464 PROJECTING TO A $32 MILLION WEEKEND 773 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:27,336 AND THE NUMBER ONE SPOT. OH, THE STUDIO IS PLEASED. 774 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:30,078 THEY ARE QUITE PLEASED. THEY'RE TALKING SEQUEL ALREADY. 775 00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,254 - THIS IS A FLUKE. DON'T THEY GET IT? 776 00:32:32,428 --> 00:32:34,039 A SEQUEL WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. 777 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,693 - ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS THE BOTTOM LINE, MY FRIEND. 778 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:39,218 AND RIGHT NOW, THE BOTTOM LINE IS LOOKING QUITE APPEALING. 779 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,611 - GREAT, THEN LET'S REVISIT THAT INDIE MOVIE THAT I LIKE. 780 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,787 - MATT, YOU CAN'T GO AND DO $2 MILLION INDIES 781 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,093 WHEN YOU'RE THIS HOT. 782 00:32:45,267 --> 00:32:48,270 THEY WANT FRANCHISES WITH YOU. 783 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:49,750 I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ON THIS, MATT. 784 00:32:49,924 --> 00:32:51,317 YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME. - I KNOW. 785 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,493 I KNOW, I TRUST YOU. 786 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,495 - THIS IS A BIG WEEKEND FOR YOU. 787 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,236 YOU WON IT. ENJOY IT. 788 00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:00,152 YOU WON IT! - AT SOMEONE ELSE'S EXPENSE. 789 00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:01,631 - [scoffs] 790 00:33:01,805 --> 00:33:03,329 - HEY, NOW THAT THE MOVIE'S OPEN, 791 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:04,330 LET'S MAKE THIS ANNULMENT THING HAPPEN, OKAY? 792 00:33:04,504 --> 00:33:06,158 - YOU GOT IT, BUDDY. 793 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,681 I WILL GET BURT ON IT RIGHT AWAY. 794 00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:09,161 - COOL. - ALL RIGHT. 795 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,292 YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOOT TODAY. - GREAT. 796 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:12,381 - LATER. - THANKS. 797 00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:14,253 - COME ON, GIBBS. 798 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,472 THIS ISN'T A SETTLEMENT, THIS IS AN INSULT. 799 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:17,952 NO, I-- 800 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,432 - WHEN THEY SHOWED UP LAST NIGHT 801 00:33:19,606 --> 00:33:20,563 TO THE PREMIERE OF HIS NEW MOVIE... 802 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:23,349 - I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 803 00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:26,830 - AND HEARTTHROB MATT SWIFT WASTED NO TIME 804 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,528 SQUIRING HIS NEW BRIDE AROUND TOWN. 805 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:32,662 - NO, LISTEN, OUR POSITION REMAINS THE SAME. 806 00:33:32,836 --> 00:33:35,143 WE HAVE NO COMMENT. 807 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:38,190 YEAH, AND IN TERMS OF THOSE PREGNANCY RUMORS-- 808 00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:39,582 OH--REALLY? 809 00:33:39,756 --> 00:33:41,410 I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD HEARD THOSE. 810 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:42,716 YEAH, PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME LEFT AND RIGHT ASKING ME, 811 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:45,806 BUT--NO, AGAIN NO COMMENT! 812 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,680 - [whispering] SHE'S PREGNANT? 813 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,117 - I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS PREGNANT. 814 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,206 I DIDN'T SAY SHE WASN'T PREGNANT. 815 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:57,557 SHE VERY WELL MAY BE... OR SHE MAY NOT BE. 816 00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,559 WHO KNOWS? - KEEPING IT FRESH IN THE PRESS. 817 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:03,345 - I DON'T WANT A $32 MILLION WEEKEND, VIVIENNE. 818 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:07,393 - NO. - I WANT A $42 MILLION WEEKEND. 819 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:08,742 - YES! - COME ON. 820 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,396 - UP TOP! HIGH FIVE! - YES! 821 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:11,397 TASTE IT! TASTE IT! - YES. 822 00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:13,790 - YES! - YES! 823 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,574 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, COME ON. WHAT'S NEXT? WHAT'VE WE GOT? 824 00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:17,446 - LET'S RATCHET IT DOWN. ALL RIGHT. 825 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:20,667 MOVING ONWARD AND UPWARD-- LET ME GET MY PEN, SORRY. 826 00:34:30,632 --> 00:34:32,244 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, PUT THAT DOWN, PUT THAT DOWN. 827 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,027 LET ME HELP YOU. 828 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:35,203 YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIFTING HEAVY THINGS. 829 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,117 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 830 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:40,252 [gasps] 831 00:34:40,426 --> 00:34:42,080 NOW THEY'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP. 832 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,646 - YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN AND NOT OVER-EXERT YOURSELF. 833 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,734 I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY. 834 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,431 I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND. 835 00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:48,260 - I DON'T NEED TO, 'CAUSE I'M NOT PREGNANT. 836 00:34:48,434 --> 00:34:49,956 - ARE YOU SURE? HAVE YOU TAKEN A TEST? 837 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,480 - I DON'T NEED TO TAKE A TEST. I'M NOT PREGNANT. 838 00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:53,178 [indistinct chatter] 839 00:34:53,351 --> 00:34:54,179 - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR FIANCEE JORDAN 840 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,137 MARRYING MATT SWIFT? 841 00:34:56,311 --> 00:34:57,617 - I'M GOING TO GO OUT ON A LIMB AND GUESS THAT'S PETER. 842 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,445 - I AM A LAWYER. 843 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,447 THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY. YOU ALL ARE TRESPASSING. 844 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:02,796 OPEN THE DOOR, HONEY! 845 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:05,146 - GIVE US SOMETHING. 846 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,758 - LET'S GO TALK IN MY ROOM. 847 00:35:08,932 --> 00:35:11,283 - AND THEN BISHOP, 848 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,023 HE CAME INTO MY OFFICE, AND HE SAID, 849 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:14,764 "IS THIS REALLY THE IMAGE YOU WANT TO PORTRAY 850 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:15,809 TO THE SENIOR PARTNERS?" 851 00:35:15,983 --> 00:35:17,506 - NONE OF IT'S TRUE. 852 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,249 - ONE PART IS TRUE. YOU WENT TO HIS PREMIERE. 853 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:23,469 - I HAD NO CHOICE. 854 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,253 I HAD TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON. 855 00:35:25,427 --> 00:35:27,299 - AND WHAT IS GOING ON? 856 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:29,083 - HIS LAWYERS ARE WORKING ON IT. 857 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,303 - IT DOES NOT TAKE THIS LONG TO FILE A PETITION. 858 00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,218 I'VE DONE IT A THOUSAND TIMES. 859 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:34,654 - HE ASSURED ME THAT EVERYTHING IS ON TRACK 860 00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:35,655 FOR THE ANNULMENT TO GO THROUGH THIS WEEK. 861 00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:37,309 - IT HAD BETTER BE, 862 00:35:37,483 --> 00:35:38,745 OR I'M TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS. 863 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:41,269 I AM TIRED OF WAITING. - SO AM I. 864 00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:46,144 - ARE YOU? - YES. 865 00:35:46,318 --> 00:35:47,710 - I HOPE THAT'S TRUE, JORDAN. 866 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:50,539 NOW, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 867 00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,367 YOU JUST--YOU-- 868 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,891 YOU SIT HERE AND YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID. 869 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:58,112 [door closes] 870 00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:18,263 - IT'S A SHAM. 871 00:36:18,437 --> 00:36:20,613 - DON'T INSULT THE NICE LADY, JORDAN. 872 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:23,398 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 873 00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:26,445 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. I'M AN IMPOSTER. 874 00:36:26,619 --> 00:36:28,360 YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO WEAR WHITE TO YOUR FIRST WEDDING. 875 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:31,406 - ELIZABETH TAYLOR WORE WHITE AT FIVE OUT OF EIGHT WEDDINGS. 876 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:33,582 IT REALLY IS AN ARCHAIC CONCEPT, 877 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,716 SO COULD WE DO AWAY WITH THAT LARGE SCARLET A, PLEASE? 878 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,892 - THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, 879 00:36:39,066 --> 00:36:40,763 AND HE'S RUINING IT. 880 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:45,377 - OH, YEAH, IF ONLY HE HADN'T CLUBBED YOU OVER THE HEAD 881 00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:46,900 AND DRAGGED YOU TO THE ALTAR, 882 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,815 YOU WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PREDICAMENT. 883 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,644 BY THE WAY, WE COULD ALWAYS LET IT OUT IN THE STOMACH AREA 884 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:54,821 TO ACCOMMODATE ANY UNEXPECTED GROWTH, COULDN'T WE? 885 00:36:54,995 --> 00:36:56,431 - MOM, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? 886 00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:57,824 I'M NOT PREGNANT. 887 00:36:57,998 --> 00:36:59,739 - THESE DAYS, JORDY, 888 00:36:59,913 --> 00:37:03,221 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE. 889 00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,922 - I'M NOT PREGNANT. 890 00:37:09,096 --> 00:37:12,012 HE CALLED? THE SECURITY GUARD? 891 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,448 - YES, HIS NAME IS CHRIS, 892 00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:15,320 AND HE'S AN ASPIRING SCREENWRITER. 893 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:17,583 WE'RE GOING OUT ON SATURDAY NIGHT. 894 00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:19,280 - OH, HE WAS CUTE. 895 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:20,455 I'M GLAD SOME GOOD CAME OUT OF THIS DEBACLE. 896 00:37:20,629 --> 00:37:22,196 - YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME. 897 00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:23,066 - CLAIRE, I CAN'T GO WITH YOU ON YOUR FIRST DATE. 898 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,459 - YOU HAVE TO! 899 00:37:24,633 --> 00:37:26,113 I DO EVERYTHING WRONG, 900 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:27,897 AND I DON'T WANT TO SCREW IT UP. 901 00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:30,552 I NEED YOU TO RUN INTERFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND MY MOUTH. 902 00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:32,946 - OKAY, I WILL SEE IF PETER WANTS TO GO. 903 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,382 WE CAN DOUBLE DATE IF YOU NEED A CHAPERONE. 904 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,080 UH, I'VE GOT TO GO. OKAY, GOODBYE. 905 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,647 - 'KAY, BYE. 906 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,823 - HEY, YOU GOT A MINUTE? 907 00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,564 - I WAS JUST GOING OVER MY NEW LISTINGS. 908 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:45,611 - SO THIS CIRCUS IS GETTING A LITTLE OUT OF HAND, 909 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:48,962 DON'T YOU THINK? 910 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:53,009 - I AM SO, SO SORRY, ALAN. 911 00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:57,971 I'M REALLY, REALLY TRYING TO HANDLE THE SITUATION. 912 00:37:58,145 --> 00:37:59,451 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME TIME OFF, 913 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:01,017 GET THE WHOLE THING SQUARED AWAY. 914 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:03,411 - ARE YOU FIRING ME? 915 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:05,631 - OH, NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 916 00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:08,024 IT'S JUST, IT'S A BIT DISRUPTIVE TO ME 917 00:38:08,198 --> 00:38:10,766 AND CO-WORKERS AND... 918 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,768 YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE TIME OFF FOR THE HONEYMOON. 919 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:14,901 YOU'LL JUST... START A LITTLE SOONER. 920 00:38:15,075 --> 00:38:19,253 - OKAY. - OKAY. 921 00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:29,655 [phone ringing] 922 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:31,874 - ERIC SPENCER'S OFFICE. - DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD. 923 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,398 THIS IS JORDAN GRADY, 924 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:34,964 I AM THE CURRENT WIFE OF MATT SWIFT, 925 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,270 AND I NEED TO SPEAK WITH ERIC URGENTLY. 926 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:40,056 - OKAY, JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 927 00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:42,842 [muttering indistinctly] 928 00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:45,932 [phone beeps] 929 00:38:46,106 --> 00:38:47,499 - HEY, JORDAN, HOW ARE YOU? 930 00:38:47,673 --> 00:38:49,501 - I'M NOT HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 931 00:38:49,675 --> 00:38:51,807 - OH, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT? 932 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:54,549 - I AM SICK OF WAITING FOR YOU PEOPLE TO CONTACT ME. 933 00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,029 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M SO SORRY. 934 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:58,771 THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. 935 00:38:58,945 --> 00:39:00,729 - YOU KNOW, I KEEP HEARING THAT AND STILL NO PROGRESS. 936 00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:04,429 SO I NEED YOU TO PUT ME IN TOUCH WITH MATT SWIFT TODAY. 937 00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:07,040 - THAT IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE. HE'S A BUSY GUY. 938 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:08,737 HE'S SHOOTING A MOVIE. 939 00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:11,740 - ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WALK OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR, 940 00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,656 AND I HAVE THE ATTENTION OF THE ENTIRE PRESS CORPS, 941 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,528 SO YOU HAVE HIM CALL ME OR I GO OUT THERE 942 00:39:16,702 --> 00:39:19,661 AND I MAKE UP SOME VERY DIRTY...DIRT. 943 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,884 - OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 944 00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:28,540 WHY DON'T YOU COME BY THE STUDIO MONDAY, SAY 1:00-ISH? 945 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:32,805 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY. 946 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:37,810 - I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY PLEASED WITH THE LATEST DRAFT, SO... 947 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,073 I'LL HEAR IF THE AGENT'S INTERESTED NEXT WEEK. 948 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:42,423 - THAT'S GREAT, CHRIS. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 949 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,120 - THANKS. 950 00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:46,514 YOU KNOW WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BE GREAT FOR THIS 951 00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,951 IS MATT SWIFT. 952 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,476 I KNOW IT'S A LOT TO ASK, BUT DO YOU THINK THAT 953 00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:55,218 THERE'S ANY WAY YOU COULD SLIP HIM A SCRIPT? 954 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:03,096 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW HIM. 955 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:04,097 - WH--I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE-- 956 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,621 - [clearing throat] 957 00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:10,756 YOU KNOW, I READ SOMETHING TODAY, 958 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:14,150 THAT THE TERM "GETTING FIRED," 959 00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:16,762 IT ACTUALLY STEMS FROM OLDEN DAYS 960 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:19,591 WHERE THEY WOULD JUST BURN PEOPLE'S HOUSES DOWN 961 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:20,809 AND GET RID OF THEM. - REALLY? 962 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:22,332 WOW, WHERE DID YOU READ 963 00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:26,554 THAT RANDOM YET FASCINATING TIDBIT? 964 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:29,731 - COSMO. 965 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,211 - IT'S REALLY GREAT THAT WE HAVE EVOLVED AS A PEOPLE. 966 00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:34,170 - [laughs] HAVE WE EVOLVED? 967 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:35,520 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK SO. 968 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,871 [laughs] 969 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,619 - HI, MY NAME IS JORDAN-- - YES, MISS GRADY. 970 00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:49,664 YOUR HUSBAND'S EXPECTING YOU. 971 00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:51,274 SO YOU JUST WANT TO GO STRAIGHT DOWN HERE, 972 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,798 MAKE A LEFT, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE 973 00:40:52,972 --> 00:40:54,539 A PARKING SPACE CLEARLY MARKED WITH YOUR NAME. 974 00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:57,280 HAVE A NICE DAY. - THANKS. 975 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:13,079 - CAN WE GET THIS LOVELY LADY LEANING ON THE CAR? 976 00:41:13,253 --> 00:41:15,821 THANK YOU. 977 00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:19,564 AND THE OLDER GENTLEMAN, WE NEED HIM ON HIS MARK. 978 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,611 - HI, MISS GRADY. 979 00:41:23,785 --> 00:41:24,960 WE HAVE A CHAIR FOR YOU OVER HERE. 980 00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:26,309 - OH, THANK YOU. AND IT'S JORDAN. 981 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,269 - ROLLING! - MARKS. 982 00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:31,837 - WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK FOR LUNCH. 983 00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:36,668 YOU CAN WATCH THE ACTION IN THAT MONITOR. 984 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:41,977 - MARKS. [marker clacks] 985 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:43,849 - AND...ACTION. 986 00:41:44,023 --> 00:41:48,636 - YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? 987 00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:51,770 WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS, MICKEY. 988 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:55,817 SOME OF US JUST DEAL WITH THEM BETTER THAN OTHERS. 989 00:41:55,991 --> 00:41:57,340 SOME OF US DON'T RAT OUT OUR FRIENDS 990 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,256 WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH. 991 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:05,914 SOME OF US LIVE BY A CODE OF LOYALTY... 992 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:08,613 AND OTHERS DON'T. 993 00:42:08,787 --> 00:42:11,354 SO...WHERE DO YOU LIVE, MICKEY? 994 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:14,270 HUH? WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 995 00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:18,797 - AND CUT. BEAUTIFUL, GENTLEMEN. 996 00:42:18,971 --> 00:42:22,017 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE ONE. 997 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,846 AND, UH, THAT'S LUNCH. - BACKGROUND, BACK TO PLACES. 998 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:27,762 - HEY, LITTLE LADY. FIRST TIME ON A MOVIE SET? 999 00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,416 - YOU ARE QUITE THE SHOW OFF. 1000 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,637 - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT'D YOU THINK? 1001 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:35,074 - I'M NO EXPERT, BUT I THOUGHT 1002 00:42:35,248 --> 00:42:37,293 YOU WERE A LITTLE STIFF. 1003 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:40,122 - STIFF? [chuckles] 1004 00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:42,255 REALLY? HOW? 1005 00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:45,214 - I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM VERY NATURAL. 1006 00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:51,264 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 1007 00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:52,918 CAL... 1008 00:42:53,092 --> 00:42:56,008 I WANT TO GO AGAIN. I JUST--ANOTHER ONE. 1009 00:42:56,182 --> 00:42:58,271 - BUDDY, IT WAS PERFECT. YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER TAKE. 1010 00:42:58,445 --> 00:42:59,228 - NO, NO, NO, I WAS STIFF. 1011 00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:01,230 I WAS STIFF. 1012 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,755 GUYS, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS. WE'RE GONNA GO ONE MORE TIME. 1013 00:43:03,929 --> 00:43:05,278 LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO ONE. 1014 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,106 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BACK. - GOOD. 1015 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,022 - BACK TO ONE. 1016 00:43:10,196 --> 00:43:13,678 ONE MORE TIME. 1017 00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,774 - THANK YOU. - THERE YOU GO. 1018 00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:23,775 - HOW NICE. - ENJOY. 1019 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:25,994 - THANK YOU. 1020 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:27,909 - MY LAST THREE FILMS HAVE BOMBED, 1021 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:30,390 AND MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP, IT'S A FLUKE. 1022 00:43:30,564 --> 00:43:32,305 I'VE BEEN GETTING BAD ADVICE FOR TOO LONG NOW, 1023 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:33,698 AND I TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT. 1024 00:43:33,872 --> 00:43:35,438 - WHY? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME. 1025 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:37,440 - 'CAUSE YOU CALL IT AS IT IS, JORDAN. 1026 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,878 YOU NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING. YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANGLE. 1027 00:43:40,052 --> 00:43:42,358 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. I WANT AN ANNULMENT. 1028 00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,143 - [laughs] SEE? 1029 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,535 YOU'RE BLOWING HOLES IN MY THEORY ALREADY. 1030 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:47,233 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1031 00:43:47,407 --> 00:43:50,149 HOLLYWOOD IS THIS OPPORTUNISTIC WORLD. 1032 00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:52,847 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO TO TRUST. 1033 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,719 AND THEN ALONG COMES THIS BIG BLUE-EYED GIRL 1034 00:43:54,893 --> 00:43:56,329 WHO--NOT TO BRAG-- IS IN A POSITION 1035 00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:57,678 THAT A LOT OF GIRLS WOULD WANT TO BE IN, 1036 00:43:57,852 --> 00:43:59,201 AND ALL YOU WANT IS OUT. 1037 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,942 - SO I SHOULD CONSIDER MYSELF LUCKY? 1038 00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:02,291 - ABSOLUTELY. SWEEPSTAKES LUCKY. 1039 00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:03,815 - MM. 1040 00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:05,512 - YOU DID SAY THAT NIGHT IT WAS FATE. 1041 00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:07,427 - ARE YOU SURE I SAID "FATE" AND NOT "FAKE"? 1042 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:09,037 - OH, I DON'T THINK YOU SAID "FAKE BROUGHT US TOGETHER." 1043 00:44:09,211 --> 00:44:10,648 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR EARS CHECKED. 1044 00:44:10,822 --> 00:44:12,301 - I THINK YOU NEED TO REALIZE YOU SAID IT 1045 00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:14,042 AND YOU SHOULD OWN IT. - OKAY, FINE, I SAID IT. 1046 00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:16,131 BUT JUST BECAUSE I SAID IT DOESN'T MEAN I MEANT IT. 1047 00:44:16,305 --> 00:44:18,307 - OF COURSE, WHATEVER YOU SAY. 1048 00:44:18,481 --> 00:44:20,875 - LOOK, MATT... 1049 00:44:21,049 --> 00:44:23,835 YOU ARE NOT THE VAPID, EGOTISTICAL, HOLLYWOOD ACTOR 1050 00:44:24,009 --> 00:44:26,794 THAT I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 1051 00:44:26,968 --> 00:44:28,230 - OH, WELL, GIVE ME SOME TIME. 1052 00:44:28,404 --> 00:44:30,015 I'LL ACTUALLY GET TO THAT POINT. 1053 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,408 - BUT I WOULD LIKE MY LIFE TO GO BACK TO NORMAL. 1054 00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:34,062 NO MORE CAMERAS IN MY BATHROOM WINDOW, 1055 00:44:34,236 --> 00:44:36,499 NO MORE TIMELINE: HOLLYWOODREPORTS. 1056 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,153 PETER CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. 1057 00:44:38,327 --> 00:44:40,025 HE'S LIKE A STRANGER, AND I DON'T BLAME HIM. 1058 00:44:40,199 --> 00:44:42,375 - DOES HE KNOW HOW HARD YOU'RE WORKING TO FIX THIS MESS? 1059 00:44:42,549 --> 00:44:45,160 - I DON'T THINK HE CARES. HE WANTS RESULTS NOW. 1060 00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:46,684 - WELL, HE'S GONNA GET RESULTS. 1061 00:44:46,858 --> 00:44:48,120 WE'RE GOING TO BE SINGLE BY FRIDAY. 1062 00:44:48,294 --> 00:44:49,208 JUST TRY TO KEEP YOUR WEEK OPEN. 1063 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,862 - I HOPE SO. 1064 00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:54,256 IF YOU'LL NOTICE, IN THIS ARTICLE, 1065 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:55,910 NOT ALL ANNULMENTS ARE GRANTED. 1066 00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:56,998 IT REALLY DEPENDS ON THE JUDGE. 1067 00:44:57,172 --> 00:44:59,218 - ORGANIZED THERE. 1068 00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:01,394 LOOK, ERIC'S TOLD US-- HE'S ASSURED ME, 1069 00:45:01,568 --> 00:45:02,917 THEY'RE GOING TO TELL US WHATEVER WE NEED TO KNOW 1070 00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:05,311 SO THAT THE ANNULMENT WILL BE GRANTED. 1071 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:11,056 - I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TRUST YOU. 1072 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,059 AND, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 1073 00:45:14,233 --> 00:45:17,932 I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO THE PRESS ABOUT YOU. 1074 00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:20,979 - WELL, BY THE WAY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 1075 00:45:21,153 --> 00:45:22,894 I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT YOU WOULD. 1076 00:45:23,068 --> 00:45:25,810 YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON, JORDAN GRADY. 1077 00:45:25,984 --> 00:45:27,420 YOU'RE NOT THE BEST JUDGE OF ACTING TALENT, 1078 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:31,380 BUT YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON. 1079 00:45:31,554 --> 00:45:34,209 COME ON, MICKEY. 1080 00:45:34,383 --> 00:45:37,386 WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 1081 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,261 - UH, I TOLD YOU, CARMINE, I'M IN IT WITH YOU 100%. 1082 00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:43,218 I AIN'T NO RAT. 1083 00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:47,092 - [laughs] 1084 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:48,963 REALLY? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 1085 00:45:49,137 --> 00:45:50,530 - IT'S NO WORSE THAN WHAT YOU JUST DID. 1086 00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:53,228 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1087 00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:54,447 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS SERIOUS, JORDAN. 1088 00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,275 OKAY? - OKAY. 1089 00:45:56,449 --> 00:45:59,931 - YOU'RE PLAYING AN 80-YEAR-OLD LIFETIME GANGSTER. 1090 00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:01,541 CHANNEL THE MOBSTER. 1091 00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:04,936 JUST FEEL THE MOBSTER. 1092 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:06,807 JUST BE THE MOBSTER. - OKAY, OKAY. 1093 00:46:06,981 --> 00:46:07,982 I'M SORRY TO RUIN YOUR SCENE. 1094 00:46:08,156 --> 00:46:08,940 LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN. 1095 00:46:09,114 --> 00:46:11,290 [inhales deeply] 1096 00:46:11,464 --> 00:46:13,553 [gruff, raspy voice] I TOLD YOU, CARMINE. 1097 00:46:13,727 --> 00:46:17,426 I'M IN IT WIT' YOU 100%. 1098 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,906 I AIN'T NO RAT. 1099 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,516 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, 1100 00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:23,302 I'M THINKING YOU'RE MORE OF THE GANGSTER'S MOLL. 1101 00:46:23,476 --> 00:46:25,086 LET'S--LET'S TRY THAT, THE LANA SCENE. 1102 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:26,131 - OKAY. - YEAH. 1103 00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:29,047 YEAH, LET'S TRY THAT. 1104 00:46:40,145 --> 00:46:42,364 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING, SIR? - GOOD. 1105 00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:44,105 I'M MATT SWIFT'S ATTORNEY. 1106 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:45,411 I HAVE THESE DOCUMENTS FOR HIM TO SIGN. 1107 00:46:45,585 --> 00:46:47,282 - OKAY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1108 00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:50,198 - LOOK, GUY, I'M HERE EVERY OTHER DAY TO SEE HIM. 1109 00:46:50,372 --> 00:46:52,505 YOU DO THIS TO ME EVERY TIME. 1110 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:55,943 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1111 00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:03,211 - I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, ALL RIGHT? 1112 00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:05,431 YOU THINK YOU WORK FOR ROCKO? NO, YOU WORK FOR ME NOW. 1113 00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:09,914 YOU WATCH HIM, ALL RIGHT? 1114 00:47:10,088 --> 00:47:13,700 - HEY, HEY, HEY, YOU ARE ON MY SET. 1115 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:16,355 WHOA! - WHAT'S GOING ON? 1116 00:47:16,529 --> 00:47:17,747 - WHO IS THIS GUY? 1117 00:47:17,922 --> 00:47:19,227 - [grunts] - WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 1118 00:47:19,401 --> 00:47:21,664 - OH, NO PROBLEM, I'M ALL SET HERE. 1119 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,362 - PLEASE ESCORT THAT GENTLEMAN OFF THE LOT. 1120 00:47:23,536 --> 00:47:25,451 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1121 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:30,456 - WHO IS THIS MAN? 1122 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:32,414 - WE CAN WORK AROUND THIS, MATT. 1123 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:35,026 - YEAH, WE CAN'T COVER IT UNTIL THE SWELLING GOES DOWN. 1124 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,636 IT WON'T MATCH. - OKAY. 1125 00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:41,989 - GREAT, ONCE AGAIN, I DON'T MAKE MY DAY. 1126 00:47:42,163 --> 00:47:44,600 YOU, YOU GO DOWN TO SECURITY, 1127 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,515 AND YOU TELL THEM NO ONE GETS ON THIS SET 1128 00:47:46,689 --> 00:47:50,041 WITHOUT A PASS, A PICTURE I.D., AND A NOTE FROM GOD! 1129 00:47:50,215 --> 00:47:52,217 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? - YES, SIR. 1130 00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:55,263 - THEN GO! MOVE! MOVE FASTER. 1131 00:47:55,437 --> 00:47:58,745 - OH, NICE SHINER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DUCK. 1132 00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:00,442 - WELL, HE'S FAST FOR AN ATTORNEY. 1133 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:01,791 - SUGAR RAY LAWYER. 1134 00:48:01,966 --> 00:48:03,445 - [laughs] SUGAR RAY LAWYER. 1135 00:48:03,619 --> 00:48:06,274 THAT'S GOOD--OW. ANY MESSAGES? 1136 00:48:06,448 --> 00:48:08,233 - YOUR MOM WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE EATING MEAT 1137 00:48:08,407 --> 00:48:09,277 FOR DINNER NEXT WEEKEND. 1138 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,192 - WHEN DID I STOP? 1139 00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:13,238 - SHE READ IT IN MOVIELINE'S FAMOUS VEGETARIANS ISSUE, 1140 00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:15,022 AND WANTED TO DOUBLE CHECK. 1141 00:48:15,196 --> 00:48:16,981 AND BURT FEEDLER CALLED, 1142 00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:19,244 WANTED TO KNOW IF HE SHOULD FILE THE PETITION FOR ANNULMENT YET. 1143 00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,637 - WHAT? IT WAS FILED RIGHT AFTER THE MOVIE OPENED. 1144 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:23,639 - NOT ACCORDING TO BURT. 1145 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:26,120 HE SAID HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HOLD OFF, PER YOUR ORDERS, 1146 00:48:26,294 --> 00:48:27,730 UNTIL ERIC GAVE HIM THE GO-AHEAD. 1147 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:31,082 - YOU MEAN THIS PROCESS HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET? 1148 00:48:31,256 --> 00:48:34,433 - EVIDENTLY NOT. 1149 00:48:34,607 --> 00:48:39,786 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, AHH. - EW. I'LL GET THE OTHER ONE. 1150 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,181 - THAT...IS GROSS. UGH. 1151 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:49,100 - HI. 1152 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:51,624 - HEY. 1153 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:54,018 UH, WHAT'S ALL THIS JUNK? 1154 00:48:54,192 --> 00:48:56,455 - NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, HONEY. 1155 00:48:56,629 --> 00:48:58,370 I THOUGHT I'D START SLOWLY BRINGING MY THINGS OVER, 1156 00:48:58,544 --> 00:49:00,111 SO I DON'T BOMBARD YOU ALL AT ONCE. 1157 00:49:00,285 --> 00:49:01,547 SHEETS AND TOWELS. - I HAVE SHEETS AND TOWELS. 1158 00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:03,331 - FOR ONE PERSON, 1159 00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,942 BUT THERE ARE GOING TO BE TWO PEOPLE LIVING HERE, 1160 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,726 WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT CLOSET ORGANIZERS. 1161 00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:08,597 - GREAT. 1162 00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:10,251 SO NOW I'LL HAVE A BUNCH OF MISMATCHED SHEETS AND TOWELS 1163 00:49:10,425 --> 00:49:11,513 LITTERING MY LINEN CLOSET. 1164 00:49:11,687 --> 00:49:14,038 - I HAVE IT ALL CHARTED OUT. 1165 00:49:14,212 --> 00:49:15,561 IT WILL HARDLY BE LITTERING. 1166 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,476 - HEY, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, JORDAN. 1167 00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:18,912 - DID I DO SOMETHING TO YOU? 1168 00:49:19,086 --> 00:49:22,394 I MEAN, ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS. 1169 00:49:22,568 --> 00:49:26,485 - WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT THE MOVIE STUDIO TODAY? 1170 00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:29,270 - WHAT? - I FOLLOWED YOU. 1171 00:49:29,444 --> 00:49:32,317 - I WENT TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THE ANNULMENT. 1172 00:49:32,491 --> 00:49:34,319 - AND IS IT DONE? 1173 00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:36,669 - THIS WEEK, BY FRIDAY. 1174 00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:39,411 - I SEE. - PETER... 1175 00:49:39,585 --> 00:49:42,153 - I'LL TELL YOU WHEN THIS IS GONNA BE DONE, JORDAN-- 1176 00:49:42,327 --> 00:49:44,416 NEVER, BECAUSE YOU LIKE THIS LIFE. 1177 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,113 YOU LOVE BEING IN THE LIMELIGHT. 1178 00:49:46,287 --> 00:49:47,680 HOLLYWOOD PREMIERES, MOVIE STUDIOS-- 1179 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:49,334 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU THIS HAPPY. 1180 00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:51,510 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M JUST ECSTATIC. 1181 00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:53,599 I HAVE NO JOB, NO PRIVACY, 1182 00:49:53,773 --> 00:49:55,340 AND A FIANCE WHO WILL HARDLY LOOK AT ME. 1183 00:49:55,514 --> 00:49:57,603 - WELL, GOSH, WHOSE FAULT IS THIS, JORDAN? 1184 00:49:57,777 --> 00:50:00,127 - HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE? 1185 00:50:00,301 --> 00:50:02,129 I MADE A MISTAKE THAT I AM TRYING TO REMEDY. 1186 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:03,739 WHEN WILL YOU STOP PUNISHING ME? 1187 00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:07,439 - I DON'T THINK I CAN TRUST YOU AGAIN. 1188 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:14,359 - THANK YOU, PETER. 1189 00:50:14,533 --> 00:50:17,579 THANK YOU FOR BEING SO FORTHCOMING. 1190 00:50:17,753 --> 00:50:19,755 I AM GLAD TO KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE 1191 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:24,543 BEFORE WE PLEDGE OUR LIVES TO EACH OTHER. 1192 00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:27,459 - OH, HEY, I HOPE MATT ENJOYS THE SHEETS AND TOWELS 1193 00:50:27,633 --> 00:50:30,375 AND CLOSET ORGANIZERS. 1194 00:50:32,072 --> 00:50:34,161 - [laughs] VERY BIG MONEY. 1195 00:50:34,335 --> 00:50:36,772 HEY, LOOK, YOU KNOW I HAVE A DEAL-- 1196 00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:39,210 OH, CAN I CALL YOU BACK? GREAT. 1197 00:50:39,384 --> 00:50:42,604 - NICE SHINER. - WHOA, NICE SHINER. 1198 00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:47,435 - THANKS...TO YOU. 1199 00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:50,221 THE ANNULMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY NOW. 1200 00:50:50,395 --> 00:50:52,571 - THAT--YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST THAT 1201 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:53,876 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE, MATT. 1202 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,443 - NO, I TOLD YOU TO END THIS. 1203 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:57,750 - YEAH, AND I NEEDED TO KEEP YOU IN THE NEWS, 1204 00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,665 WHETHER YOU WANTED IT OR NOT. 1205 00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:04,278 MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP HAS EXCEEDED ALL EXPECTATIONS, 1206 00:51:04,452 --> 00:51:07,281 AND...BOOM! I GOT YOUR QUOTE UP. 1207 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:10,763 - AND WHAT ABOUT HER? 1208 00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:13,592 - WHO "HER"? OH, YOU MEAN THE WIFEY? 1209 00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:17,683 - YES, MY WIFE, AND HER NAME IS JORDAN. 1210 00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:19,815 YOU'RE MESSING WITH SOMEONE'S LIFE HERE. 1211 00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:22,775 - SO WHAT? SHE'S FREELOADING. 1212 00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:25,299 SHE'S LATCHED HERSELF ONTO YOUR CELEBRITY. 1213 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:26,953 THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN IN THIS TOWN. 1214 00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:30,783 - SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS. 1215 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:33,177 - OKAY, FINE. OKAY. 1216 00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:36,310 NO, SHE'S A WONDERFUL, TERRIFIC GIRL, 1217 00:51:36,484 --> 00:51:38,356 AND WE WILL FIX THIS NOW, OKAY? 1218 00:51:38,530 --> 00:51:43,230 BUT YOU, MY FRIEND, SHOULD BE THANKING ME. 1219 00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:50,803 YOU HIRED ME TO MANAGE YOU BECAUSE YOU TRUST MY JUDGMENT. 1220 00:51:50,977 --> 00:51:53,240 EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE HAS BEEN FOR YOU. 1221 00:51:53,414 --> 00:51:54,720 - NO, EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE IS 1222 00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:55,503 BECAUSE YOU GOT 10% RIDING ON IT. 1223 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,331 - OH, MY-- 1224 00:51:57,505 --> 00:52:00,552 COME ON, MAN, DON'T GO-- OVERREACT HERE. 1225 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,815 - I'M NOT DOING OVERREACT, 1226 00:52:02,989 --> 00:52:04,643 JUST QUESTIONING WHETHER OR NOT 1227 00:52:04,817 --> 00:52:07,559 I NEED YOU AS MY MANAGER ANYMORE. 1228 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,652 - I'LL SUE YOU. 1229 00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:16,916 WE HAVE A CONTRACT. - WELL, THANKS, ERIC. 1230 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:22,748 YOU JUST MADE THAT DECISION A LOT EASIER. 1231 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:25,751 - LOOK, OKAY, JUST TAKE SOME TIME TO COOL OFF, ALL RIGHT? 1232 00:52:25,925 --> 00:52:28,536 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW. 1233 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:31,191 COME ON, MATT. 1234 00:52:31,365 --> 00:52:33,324 GREAT. THIS IS GREAT. 1235 00:52:33,498 --> 00:52:34,977 VIVIENNE. - YES, I AM RIGHT HERE. 1236 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,196 I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING. 1237 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:38,329 - UNBELIEVABLE. - SORRY. 1238 00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:40,331 - PETER HASN'T CALLED. 1239 00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:43,203 THE WEDDING'S OFF. - HE'LL CALL, JORDY. 1240 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:45,074 ONCE HE COOLS OFF. 1241 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:46,467 HE'S NOT GONNA THROW AWAY YOUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. 1242 00:52:46,641 --> 00:52:49,383 [knock at door] 1243 00:52:49,557 --> 00:52:54,823 MAYBE THAT'S PRINCE CHARMING RIGHT NOW. 1244 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:56,999 [knock at door] 1245 00:52:59,872 --> 00:53:02,744 [stammering] 1246 00:53:02,918 --> 00:53:05,007 - I'M--I'M SORRY? - COME IN. 1247 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,357 OOH, COME IN, PLEASE, GOOD SIR. 1248 00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:08,707 - WHY IS SHE TALKING LIKE THAT? 1249 00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:10,143 - UH, JORDAN, HI. 1250 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,797 - MATT SWIFT IS HERE IN MY HOUSE. 1251 00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:15,931 - MM, NICE SHINER. - YEAH. 1252 00:53:16,105 --> 00:53:18,369 STUNT GONE AWRY. OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 1253 00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:19,544 - THAT'S WHY YOU GET THE BIG BUCKS. 1254 00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:22,590 - UM...COULD WE HAVE A MINUTE? 1255 00:53:22,764 --> 00:53:27,421 - UH, YEAH, YEAH, WE'LL JUST-- WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE. 1256 00:53:27,595 --> 00:53:29,423 OH, DON'T FORGET TO TELL HIM ABOUT CHRIS' SCRIPT. 1257 00:53:29,597 --> 00:53:31,599 YEAH, OKAY. 1258 00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:33,601 BYE. - YES. 1259 00:53:33,775 --> 00:53:37,344 SO I HOPE THAT IT'S OKAY THAT I JUST CAME BY. 1260 00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:39,564 - YEAH, WE WERE JUST EATING PIZZA. 1261 00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:41,740 - OKAY. 1262 00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:44,786 AND...I'M SORRY. 1263 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,050 I MEAN, THE WHOLE THING'S MY FAULT. 1264 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,835 MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS THINKING ERIC AND I WERE FRIENDS. 1265 00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:52,664 YEAH, ASIDE FROM MY FAMILY AND CHILDHOOD FRIENDS, 1266 00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:55,580 MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN MY WORLD ARE PAID TO BE THERE. 1267 00:53:55,754 --> 00:53:57,669 - THAT'S SAD. 1268 00:53:57,843 --> 00:54:01,586 - YEAH. I TRUST TOO EASILY, I GUESS. 1269 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,196 WHEN YOU'RE IN MY POSITION, 1270 00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:05,851 PEOPLE JUST TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR... 1271 00:54:06,025 --> 00:54:08,419 EXCEPT FOR YOU. 1272 00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:10,072 YOU NEVER SEEM TO DO THAT, JORDAN. 1273 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,466 YOU NEVER SEEM TO. 1274 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,382 - WELL, I'M GLAD I'M ABLE TO PLEASE SOMEBODY THESE DAYS. 1275 00:54:15,556 --> 00:54:16,949 - PETER'S STILL MAD. 1276 00:54:17,123 --> 00:54:18,951 - HE'S NOT SPEAKING TO ME. 1277 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,345 I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE ON OR WE'RE OFF. 1278 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:24,739 I KNOW I'M AT FAULT, BUT HE'S GOT TO GIVE A LITTLE. 1279 00:54:24,913 --> 00:54:26,567 OTHERWISE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE. 1280 00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:29,440 - YEAH, AND AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW WHAT THE HOLD UP WAS. 1281 00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:31,006 THE ANNULMENT'S MOVING FORWARD. 1282 00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:31,964 - I DON'T THINK THAT MATTERS ANYMORE. 1283 00:54:32,138 --> 00:54:33,400 I MEAN, THE URGENCY. 1284 00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:34,880 - WHAT'S HE SAYING? - SHH. 1285 00:54:35,054 --> 00:54:36,664 - I CAN'T HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING. - SHH. 1286 00:54:36,838 --> 00:54:38,579 - DOES HE LOVE HER? - HOLD ON. 1287 00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:42,714 - WELL... - GO, GO, GO, GO. 1288 00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:45,717 - I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT ERIC WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. 1289 00:54:45,891 --> 00:54:47,545 - EXCUSE US! 1290 00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:48,937 WE THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT A LITTLE MOOD FOOD. 1291 00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:50,983 - THANK YOU. I'M GOOD. 1292 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:54,465 - YES. - YEAH, YOU ARE. 1293 00:54:54,639 --> 00:54:58,425 - WOW. 1294 00:54:58,599 --> 00:55:00,993 - [chuckles] YEAH. 1295 00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:03,517 - DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT? 1296 00:55:03,691 --> 00:55:04,953 I MEAN, OUT. 1297 00:55:05,127 --> 00:55:05,954 - OUT? 1298 00:55:06,128 --> 00:55:07,826 - OF HERE. 1299 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,001 - YEAH, WE BOTH COULD USE A LITTLE FUN, RIGHT? 1300 00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:12,961 [overlapping chatter] 1301 00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,833 - MMM, WHAT ELSE? 1302 00:55:15,007 --> 00:55:16,617 - MILKSHAKES. BLACK AND WHITE. 1303 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,010 OOH, OOH, AND MINI CORNDOGS! 1304 00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:20,621 - MMM. EXCUSE ME? 1305 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:22,667 TWO BLACK AND WHITE MILKSHAKES AND AN ORDER OF MINI CORNDOGS. 1306 00:55:22,841 --> 00:55:23,798 GOOD CALL. 1307 00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,539 YOU WANT A DRINK DRINK? 1308 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:27,411 OH, RIGHT. SORRY. 1309 00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:28,499 THAT'S WHAT GOT US INTO THIS MESS. 1310 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,239 THANK YOU. 1311 00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:31,850 I REALLY THINK THAT A TABLE FULL OF JUNK FOOD 1312 00:55:32,024 --> 00:55:33,417 IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED RIGHT NOW. 1313 00:55:33,591 --> 00:55:34,940 - MMM, AGREED. 1314 00:55:35,114 --> 00:55:36,550 JUST DON'T TELL MY PERSONAL TRAINER. 1315 00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:38,117 - OH, I ALREADY PUT IT ON MY BLOG, SORRY. 1316 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:39,510 - [laughs] 1317 00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:42,034 MM, YOU PLAY? - WHAT? 1318 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:44,123 - COMPETITIVE AIR HOCKEY. 1319 00:55:44,297 --> 00:55:46,168 - NEVER. - NOT EVEN ONCE? 1320 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,693 - I DON'T KNOW HOW. - OH, IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE. 1321 00:55:48,867 --> 00:55:50,695 COME ON. - OH, WE SHOULD GET SOME CAKE. 1322 00:55:50,869 --> 00:55:52,392 - WELL, YEAH, RIGHT AFTER THE AIR HOCKEY. 1323 00:55:52,566 --> 00:55:53,698 - BUT MY CORNDOGS. 1324 00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:55,177 - THEY HAVE TO COOL. COME ON. 1325 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,179 - ALL RIGHT. - COME ON. 1326 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,442 - I JUST DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU 1327 00:55:58,616 --> 00:56:00,008 BY BEATING YOU MERCILESSLY. 1328 00:56:00,182 --> 00:56:00,792 - OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME. 1329 00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:02,620 - I COULD. 1330 00:56:02,794 --> 00:56:04,752 YOU'RE CUTE AND ALL, BUT YOU DON'T SEEM VERY ATHLETIC. 1331 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:06,885 - ARE YOU--LOOK, LOOK AT THESE GUNS RIGHT HERE, HUH. 1332 00:56:07,059 --> 00:56:10,584 I ONCE LEARNED HOW TO JOUST FOR A MOVIE IN FOUR DAYS. 1333 00:56:10,758 --> 00:56:12,238 I THINK I CAN TAKE YOU IN A LITTLE AIR HOCKEY. 1334 00:56:12,412 --> 00:56:14,675 - CARE TO PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS? 1335 00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:16,024 - OH, MY MONEY IS ALWAYS WHERE MY MOUTH IS. 1336 00:56:16,198 --> 00:56:17,678 - WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 1337 00:56:17,852 --> 00:56:21,508 - IT MEANS YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SLAUGHTERED. 1338 00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:22,727 BRING IT ON. 1339 00:56:22,901 --> 00:56:23,815 [puck clacking against table] 1340 00:56:23,989 --> 00:56:26,731 - [laughs] 1341 00:56:28,907 --> 00:56:31,823 OHH, SHE SHOOTS, SHE SCORES. 1342 00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:35,566 IT'S A HAT TRICK FOR GRETZKY. THE CROWD GOES WILD. 1343 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:38,003 WHOOOOOO. - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1344 00:56:38,177 --> 00:56:40,266 YOU--YOU'RE A RINGER. 1345 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,789 - YOU PRACTICALLY FORCED ME TO PLAY. 1346 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:44,052 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, LET YOU WIN? 1347 00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:45,750 I DON'T CAVE TO CELEBRITY. 1348 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:48,840 - THIS, THIS IS THE JORDAN I KNOW AND LOVE. 1349 00:56:49,014 --> 00:56:50,276 YOU OUGHT TO BLOW OFF STEAM A LITTLE MORE OFTEN. 1350 00:56:50,450 --> 00:56:51,756 - DO YOU THINK I'M UPTIGHT? 1351 00:56:51,930 --> 00:56:53,758 - PERHAPS A WEE BIT RIGID. 1352 00:56:53,932 --> 00:56:55,629 - I'M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT, 1353 00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:59,807 AND I'M GONNA GO BASK IN MY GLORY WITH A MINI CORNDOG. 1354 00:56:59,981 --> 00:57:02,114 OH, OH, HOW DO THEY FIND YOU? - [groans] 1355 00:57:02,288 --> 00:57:04,769 SOMEONE TWEETS, AND IT'S A MATTER OF MINUTES. 1356 00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:07,598 - INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY. - INFORMATION AUTOBAHN. 1357 00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:10,252 - COME ON, GUYS, GIVE US A CHANCE, HUH? 1358 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:19,261 WHERE'D THEY GO? - I DON'T KNOW. 1359 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:24,092 YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 1360 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:28,270 - MAYBE OUT FRONT. 1361 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,970 - CORNDOG. 1362 00:57:32,144 --> 00:57:33,624 - CORNDOGS. 1363 00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:34,799 [door opens] 1364 00:57:34,973 --> 00:57:36,714 - OH, MISSY, MISSY. 1365 00:57:36,888 --> 00:57:38,193 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN OUT PAST THEIR CURFEW. 1366 00:57:38,367 --> 00:57:39,891 AND IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE 1367 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,762 SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN ANSWERING THEIR CELL... 1368 00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:47,115 BECAUSE PETER CALLED ME ON MY CELL, LOOKING FOR YOU. 1369 00:57:47,289 --> 00:57:51,119 - OH. 1370 00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:54,035 - OH. HM. 1371 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:57,169 [indistinct chatter] 1372 00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:04,002 - LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE. 1373 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:07,179 HI. - HI. 1374 00:58:07,353 --> 00:58:08,789 - LISTEN, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I ALREADY ORDERED, 1375 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:10,574 BUT I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE. 1376 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:13,838 - IT'S OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF AN APPETITE. 1377 00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:16,014 - SO I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING ABOUT US. 1378 00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:17,972 - SO HAVE I. 1379 00:58:18,146 --> 00:58:20,105 AND I KNOW I'VE DISAPPOINTED YOU, 1380 00:58:20,279 --> 00:58:23,325 BUT IS IT REALLY WORTH THROWING AWAY EIGHT YEARS TOGETHER? 1381 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:26,328 - YES. 1382 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,026 YES, IT IS. 1383 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,855 - WHAT? 1384 00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,073 - JORDAN, MAYBE YOU CAN GET PAST ALL THIS, 1385 00:58:32,247 --> 00:58:34,641 BUT I CAN'T. 1386 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:36,687 THE WOMAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH, SHE WAS RESPONSIBLE 1387 00:58:36,861 --> 00:58:39,037 AND CONSIDERATE. 1388 00:58:39,211 --> 00:58:41,605 SHE WOULD NEVER DO THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE. 1389 00:58:41,779 --> 00:58:43,824 - I'M STILL THE SAME PERSON. 1390 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:46,261 - WELL, THEN YOU'RE NOT WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 1391 00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:51,745 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1392 00:58:51,919 --> 00:58:57,098 - I'M SAYING I DON'T WANT TO MARRY YOU ANYMORE. 1393 00:58:57,272 --> 00:59:00,014 I'M SAYING I'D LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER'S RING BACK. 1394 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:16,640 [knock at door] 1395 00:59:16,814 --> 00:59:18,119 - MOM, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD 1396 00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:20,034 TO HEAR ABOUT HOW I'VE RUINED MY LIFE. 1397 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,254 - WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE I DIDN'T COME TO TELL YOU THAT. 1398 00:59:22,428 --> 00:59:24,735 I CAME, ACTUALLY, BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED ME. 1399 00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:26,606 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 1400 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:29,957 - YOU'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING. 1401 00:59:30,131 --> 00:59:32,003 IT'LL JUST BE WITHOUT PETER. 1402 00:59:32,177 --> 00:59:35,006 CLAIRE, HAVE YOU FOUND A NEW ROOMMATE YET? 1403 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,921 - THE PRESS SCARED EVERYONE OFF, SO IT'S FATE THAT YOU'RE BACK. 1404 00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:39,793 - WHAT ARE WE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE? 1405 00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:42,187 - THAT THE WEDDING HAS BEEN INDEFINITELY POSTPONED. 1406 00:59:42,361 --> 00:59:44,276 YOU DON'T OWE ANYONE AN EXPLANATION. 1407 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:46,844 - I THINK THEY'LL BE ABLE TO DO THE MATH. 1408 00:59:47,018 --> 00:59:49,020 - YES, BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CRYSTAL BOWLS. 1409 00:59:49,194 --> 00:59:50,891 - [tearily] I LOVE THE CRYSTAL BOWLS. 1410 00:59:51,065 --> 00:59:54,852 - EVERYTHING HAS TO GO BACK. 1411 00:59:55,026 --> 00:59:56,767 - I HAD MY WHOLE LIFE PLANNED OUT. 1412 00:59:56,941 --> 00:59:59,030 I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS GOING TO BE. 1413 00:59:59,204 --> 01:00:00,727 - I THINK THAT, DEEP DOWN, 1414 01:00:00,901 --> 01:00:02,990 YOU WEREN'T READY TO MARRY PETER. 1415 01:00:03,164 --> 01:00:05,384 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. YOU GOT CAUGHT UP IN A MOMENT. 1416 01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:08,126 - WHENEVER I'M WITH MATT, THERE'S JUST NO STRESS. 1417 01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:10,258 I CAN JUST BE ME AND NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK. 1418 01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:14,959 - SOUNDS TO ME LIKE MAYBE VEGAS WAS MORE THAN JUST A MOMENT. 1419 01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:16,613 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 1420 01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:18,484 I'M SO CONFUSED. EVERYTHING'S JUST A MESS. 1421 01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:24,055 - JORDY, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY. 1422 01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:28,233 AND WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, AND WHEN THE GUY IS RIGHT, 1423 01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:31,976 YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO FALL INTO PLACE PERFECTLY. 1424 01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:36,937 - I HOPE SO. [sniffs] 1425 01:00:37,111 --> 01:00:39,461 [phone rings] - HELLO? 1426 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:42,943 OH, JORDY, IT'S FOR YOU. 1427 01:00:48,253 --> 01:00:51,648 - HELLO. - WE HAVE OUR HEARING DATE. 1428 01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:57,828 - [quietly] THANKS. 1429 01:00:58,002 --> 01:00:59,481 - SINCE IT'S EVIDENT 1430 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:01,005 THAT YOU WERE BOTH CLEARLY OF UNSOUND MIND 1431 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,747 AT THE TIME OF THIS MARRIAGE, 1432 01:01:03,921 --> 01:01:07,011 I'M GONNA GRANT YOU THIS ANNULMENT. 1433 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:10,449 MARRIAGE IS AN INSTITUTION 1434 01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:14,235 THAT TOO MANY PEOPLE TAKE TOO LIGHTLY THE DAYS. 1435 01:01:14,409 --> 01:01:17,282 I EXPECT THAT YOU BOTH WILL THINK LONG AND HARD 1436 01:01:17,456 --> 01:01:20,198 BEFORE JUMPING INTO THESE WATERS AGAIN. 1437 01:01:20,372 --> 01:01:21,982 - YOUR HONOR. 1438 01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:24,376 - JORDAN, TALK TO US. SAD DAY. MATT DUMPED YOU. 1439 01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:25,725 WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW? - GUYS, GUYS. 1440 01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:27,161 - COME ON, MATT. TALK TO US. 1441 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:29,120 - IT'S BEEN A REALLY TOUGH DAY. 1442 01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:30,512 - WHAT WAS IT LIKE IN COURT? - JORDAN, DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT? 1443 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:32,166 - WHY NOW? - PLEASE, NO COMMENTS. 1444 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:32,993 - WHY SUCH A SHORT ONE? - NO COMMENT, GUYS. 1445 01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:34,865 NO COMMENT. 1446 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,475 - JORDAN, JUST TALK TO US FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS HERE. 1447 01:01:36,649 --> 01:01:38,085 - GIVE US SOME TIME. PLEASE, GUYS, COME ON. 1448 01:01:38,259 --> 01:01:39,478 EXCUSE ME, THANK YOU. - WHAT WAS IT LIKE? 1449 01:01:39,652 --> 01:01:40,305 MATT, WHO DUMPED WHO? - MATT! 1450 01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,002 - NO COMMENT. 1451 01:01:42,176 --> 01:01:43,830 [sighs] YOU OKAY? 1452 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,092 - NONE OF THIS MATTERS ANYMORE. 1453 01:01:45,266 --> 01:01:46,224 PETER CALLED OFF THE WEDDING. 1454 01:01:46,398 --> 01:01:49,749 - I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 1455 01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:51,185 - IT'S OKAY. 1456 01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:52,578 IT'S BETTER TO KNOW WHO PETER IS 1457 01:01:52,752 --> 01:01:54,014 BEFORE THINGS GET COMPLICATED. 1458 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,842 - YEAH, I GUESS. 1459 01:01:56,016 --> 01:01:59,063 TIMES HAVE BEEN PRETTY TRYING FOR US LATELY, HAVEN'T THEY? 1460 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:00,325 - DO YOU ALWAYS SPEAK IN MOVIE DIALOGUE? 1461 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:04,198 - SORRY. OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 1462 01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:06,940 LISTEN, I'M GOING DOWN TO SAN DIEGO THIS WEEKEND, 1463 01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:09,421 SEE MY PARENTS FOR SOME REST, HOME-COOKED MEALS, 1464 01:02:09,595 --> 01:02:12,816 AND SOME SERIOUS BOARD GAMES WITH ETHEL AND MIKE. 1465 01:02:12,990 --> 01:02:15,993 WOULD YOU WANT TO JOIN US? 1466 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:18,430 - WHY? 1467 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,041 - BECAUSE IT'S FUN. 1468 01:02:21,215 --> 01:02:23,130 IT'S WELL OFF THE BEATEN PATH FROM THESE GUYS. 1469 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:26,264 GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO DECOMPRESS UNDISTURBED. 1470 01:02:26,438 --> 01:02:28,179 BESIDES, ME AND MY EGO NEED A CHANCE 1471 01:02:28,353 --> 01:02:30,485 TO REDEEM OURSELVES FROM THAT AIR HOCKEY DEBACLE. 1472 01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:33,314 - AS IF THAT'S POSSIBLE. 1473 01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:37,492 - I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT FUN IS THE BEST MEDICINE FOR YOU. 1474 01:02:37,666 --> 01:02:41,018 WHAT DO YOU SAY? - OKAY, I'LL GO. 1475 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:48,199 - OH, HERE HE IS AT THE SENIOR PROM. 1476 01:02:48,373 --> 01:02:51,028 ISN'T HE PRECIOUS? - MOM! 1477 01:02:51,202 --> 01:02:52,464 [sighs] 1478 01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:54,466 THERE IT IS, PROOF. 1479 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:57,121 A MOTHER LOVES HER CHILD NO MATTER HOW BIG OF A DORK HE IS. 1480 01:02:57,295 --> 01:02:59,645 - YEAH, OR HOW BIG HIS HEAD GETS. 1481 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:01,212 - YOU SEE? THAT'S WHY I COME HOME. 1482 01:03:01,386 --> 01:03:04,650 THESE TWO REMIND ME OF ALL MY AWKWARD YEARS, 1483 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:05,956 AND THE INSECURITIES COME FLOODING BACK. 1484 01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:07,435 - YOU WERE PRETTY CUTE. 1485 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:09,133 - OH, AND THERE HE IS, 1486 01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:10,743 THE ONLY YEAR HE PLAYED BASEBALL. 1487 01:03:10,917 --> 01:03:12,963 - ONLY THE MOST HUMILIATING YEAR OF MY LIFE. 1488 01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:15,139 - YEAH, WELL, ALL MY LIFE, ALL I EVER WANTED... 1489 01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:16,401 - HERE WE GO. - WAS A SON WHO WAS IN 1490 01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:17,968 THE MAJOR LEAGUES. 1491 01:03:18,142 --> 01:03:19,404 BUT MY SON, WHAT DOES HE DECIDE TO DO? 1492 01:03:19,578 --> 01:03:22,146 WEAR TIGHTS. 1493 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:27,064 - YES, MICHAEL, IF ONLY OUR SON HAD MADE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF. 1494 01:03:27,238 --> 01:03:29,675 BAM! HE'S OUT OF THERE! 1495 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:33,897 - SO, UM, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? 1496 01:03:34,071 --> 01:03:37,639 - MATT AND I ARE VERY CLOSE. 1497 01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,380 - THEN YOU MUST NOT THINK VERY HIGHLY OF ME. 1498 01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:41,687 - OH, ON THE CONTRARY. 1499 01:03:41,861 --> 01:03:43,254 I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE PERSON 1500 01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:44,995 THAT HASN'T WANTED SOMETHING FROM MY SON. 1501 01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:48,172 - I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING THAT CRAZY. 1502 01:03:48,346 --> 01:03:51,175 I-I TAKE MARRIAGE VERY SERIOUSLY. 1503 01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:56,920 - I BELIEVE YOU, JORDAN. 1504 01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:59,444 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MATTHEW? 1505 01:03:59,618 --> 01:04:01,359 - OH, I LIKE HIM. - OH, GOOD. 1506 01:04:01,533 --> 01:04:02,534 - HE'S FUNNY AND SARCASTIC... 1507 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:06,364 AND ANNOYINGLY FAMOUS, 1508 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:09,715 BUT...HE MAKES ME LAUGH. 1509 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,195 - I THINK YOU'RE GOOD FOR HIM. 1510 01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:15,242 - OH, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. [laughs] 1511 01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:17,505 JUST THROWN TOGETHER THROUGH OUTRAGEOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. 1512 01:04:17,679 --> 01:04:20,595 - MAYBE SO. 1513 01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:22,597 BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN MATTHEW LOOK THIS HAPPY WITH A GIRL 1514 01:04:22,771 --> 01:04:25,513 FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 1515 01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:34,566 - IT'S REALLY GOOD. 1516 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,220 IT NEEDS SOME WORK, 1517 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:37,961 BUT IT'S JUST THE KIND OF THING 1518 01:04:38,135 --> 01:04:40,050 THAT ERIC WOULD HAVE PASSED ON WITHOUT TELLING ME. 1519 01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:43,401 - I THINK IT GIVES A CHANCE TO SHOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 1520 01:04:43,575 --> 01:04:46,230 - YEAH. I'LL CALL THE STUDIO TOMORROW. 1521 01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:49,407 WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH ERIC TOLD ME WAS TRUE. 1522 01:04:49,581 --> 01:04:50,930 I WONDER IF THEY'D BACK ME ON THIS, THOUGH. 1523 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:53,019 - I BET THEY WOULD. 1524 01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,239 YOU'RE A RIDICULOUSLY HUGE STAR. 1525 01:04:55,413 --> 01:04:57,458 I MEAN, I DON'T MARRY JUST ANYONE. 1526 01:04:57,632 --> 01:04:59,243 I HAVE PRETTY HIGH STANDARDS. 1527 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:03,595 - [laughs] IS THAT SO? 1528 01:05:03,769 --> 01:05:07,686 IT'S PRETTY OUT HERE, ISN'T IT? 1529 01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:12,560 YOU WANT TO, UH-- YOU WANNA GO IN? 1530 01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:15,607 - OH, UM, I DON'T WANT TO GET MY HAIR WET. 1531 01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:19,002 - YOU DON'T WANT TO GET-- COME ON. 1532 01:05:19,176 --> 01:05:21,308 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO UNDERWATER. 1533 01:05:21,482 --> 01:05:23,310 YOU COULD JUST, YOU KNOW... 1534 01:05:23,484 --> 01:05:27,706 - WELL, I, UM, DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO SWIM. 1535 01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:32,189 I NEVER REALLY LEARNED. 1536 01:05:32,363 --> 01:05:35,496 - OH. OKAY. 1537 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,672 WOULD YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU SOME OF THE ARM FLOATIES? 1538 01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:40,066 I KNOW THAT MY NEPHEW HAS SOME AROUND HERE. 1539 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,287 - THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T NEED FLOATIES. 1540 01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:47,117 [laughs] 1541 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:50,337 - IS THIS--IS THIS LIKE THE AIR HOCKEY MOMENT, HUH? 1542 01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:52,165 YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM, 1543 01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:54,124 AND THEN YOU PULL AN OLYMPIC MEDAL OUT OF YOUR POCKET? 1544 01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:57,388 - NO, REALLY, TRULY, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. 1545 01:05:57,562 --> 01:05:59,781 - NOT THAT HARD. I COULD SHOW YOU. 1546 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:03,742 - IN YOUR CLOTHES? 1547 01:06:03,916 --> 01:06:05,570 - WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'LL GO IN IN MY CLOTHES? 1548 01:06:05,744 --> 01:06:07,789 - NO. 1549 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,053 - OH, I'LL-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME. 1550 01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:13,926 I WILL SHOW YOU. 1551 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,018 I'M SERIOUS, I WILL DO THIS. 1552 01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:21,716 [laughs] 1553 01:06:21,890 --> 01:06:23,805 YEAH! - [shrieks] 1554 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,330 [laughs] 1555 01:06:26,504 --> 01:06:29,724 - YOU SEE? YOU SEE, I DID IT! 1556 01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:31,161 AND I SURVIVED. 1557 01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:32,640 - SO YOU ARE, BUT YOU CAN SWIM. 1558 01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:34,512 - WELL, TRUST ME. 1559 01:06:34,686 --> 01:06:37,776 I AM FEELING VERY, VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT YOUR ABILITIES. 1560 01:06:37,950 --> 01:06:40,692 COME ON! [laughs] 1561 01:06:40,866 --> 01:06:42,389 YOU'RE THINKING TOO MUCH AGAIN. 1562 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,652 YOU'VE GOT TO TURN IT OFF, JORDAN GRADY. 1563 01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,350 TURN IT OFF AND LET GO. 1564 01:06:46,524 --> 01:06:49,309 DO THE THING THAT SCARES YOU TO DEATH. 1565 01:06:49,483 --> 01:06:53,226 - DROWNING? - YEAH, I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT. 1566 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,358 I PROMISE YOU, I WON'T LET YOU DROWN. 1567 01:06:54,532 --> 01:06:57,796 YOU CAN DO IT. 1568 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:01,887 [laughs] 1569 01:07:02,061 --> 01:07:04,324 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH. 1570 01:07:04,498 --> 01:07:07,240 - YOU DID IT. - YOU TOLD ME TO LET GO. 1571 01:07:07,414 --> 01:07:11,462 - YOU TOOK A CHANCE AND YOU SURVIVED. 1572 01:07:23,735 --> 01:07:26,651 - GOOD NIGHT. 1573 01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:37,836 - [laughs] 1574 01:07:39,403 --> 01:07:42,362 - SO I LOVE YOUR PARENTS. - [laughs] 1575 01:07:42,536 --> 01:07:44,930 THEY'RE A BIT MUCH AT TIMES. - THEY'RE VERY SWEET. 1576 01:07:45,104 --> 01:07:47,585 - WELL, I HOPE MY MOM WITH HER PHOTOS 1577 01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:48,977 DIDN'T GO OVERBOARD. 1578 01:07:49,152 --> 01:07:50,283 - [laughs] I LOVED THE PHOTOS. 1579 01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:51,676 - AND MY DAD. - HE'S KOOKY. 1580 01:07:51,850 --> 01:07:53,547 - HE'S MORE THAN KOOKY. 1581 01:07:53,721 --> 01:07:55,375 TRUST ME, HE WAS ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR THAT WEEKEND. 1582 01:07:55,549 --> 01:07:57,247 - I WISH HE WOULD HEAT THE POOL. 1583 01:07:57,421 --> 01:08:00,337 - YEAH, HE GETS A LITTLE CHEAP. 1584 01:08:00,511 --> 01:08:03,340 - SO, UH...DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 1585 01:08:03,514 --> 01:08:05,646 - YEAH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I'VE GOT A TON OF MEETINGS. 1586 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,344 CALL YOU SOON? 1587 01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:10,608 - THANK YOU FOR THIS WEEKEND... 1588 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:11,609 FOR EVERYTHING. 1589 01:08:11,783 --> 01:08:14,742 - IT WAS NICE. 1590 01:08:22,836 --> 01:08:25,622 [phone rings] 1591 01:08:25,797 --> 01:08:28,974 - YEAH? - MATTHEW. 1592 01:08:29,148 --> 01:08:30,889 - ERIC, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? 1593 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:33,630 - WE HAD A DISAGREEMENT. 1594 01:08:33,805 --> 01:08:35,459 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME 1595 01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,809 I HAD A KNOCKDOWN DRAG-OUT WITH ONE OF MY CLIENTS. 1596 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,593 HAPPENS IN ALL RELATIONSHIPS, 1597 01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:42,335 SO NOW WE DUST OURSELVES OFF AND WE MOVE FORWARD. 1598 01:08:42,509 --> 01:08:44,250 - YEAH, WELL, I'VE GOT DIFFERENT IDEAS FOR MY CAREER, 1599 01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:45,860 AND I'M SORRY, YOU DON'T FIT IN THE PICTURE ANYMORE. 1600 01:08:46,033 --> 01:08:48,689 - BUDDY, COME ON, WE HAD SIX GREAT YEARS TOGETHER. 1601 01:08:48,862 --> 01:08:50,474 - ERIC, IT'S DONE. 1602 01:08:50,648 --> 01:08:52,344 I'M GOING WITH CATHY RILEY AT CBK. 1603 01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:54,869 - YOU STILL HAVE ONE YEAR LEFT ON YOUR CONTRACT WITH ME. 1604 01:08:55,042 --> 01:08:56,567 - LET'S DO THIS CIVILIZED. 1605 01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:58,308 - WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY LIVELIHOOD, 1606 01:08:58,482 --> 01:09:01,224 WE ARE WAY BEYOND CIVILIZED. 1607 01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:11,495 - I'M SO HAPPY I HAVE YOU BACK. 1608 01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:13,060 - IT'S KIND OF LIKE I WAS NEVER GONE. 1609 01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:14,193 - YEAH, WELL, SOME OF YOUR STUFF WAS, 1610 01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:15,325 AND I REALLY MISSED IT. 1611 01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:16,848 - HELP ME PUT IT AWAY, 1612 01:09:17,022 --> 01:09:17,935 AND MAYBE IT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN. 1613 01:09:18,110 --> 01:09:19,371 YOU KNOW HOW I AM. 1614 01:09:19,546 --> 01:09:20,895 I CAN'T REST UNTIL IT'S ALL DONE. 1615 01:09:21,068 --> 01:09:23,506 - OKAY, WELL, I'M ONLY HELPING YOU 1616 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:25,030 BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK TOMORROW, 1617 01:09:25,203 --> 01:09:25,899 NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE AN OCD FREAK. 1618 01:09:26,074 --> 01:09:28,860 [phone rings] 1619 01:09:29,033 --> 01:09:31,341 - IT'S ERIC SPENCER, MATT'S AGENT. 1620 01:09:31,514 --> 01:09:34,300 HELLO, MR. SPENCER? 1621 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:37,564 - JORDAN, I HAVE SOME INFORMATION 1622 01:09:37,737 --> 01:09:41,524 ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS MATT THAT YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING. 1623 01:09:41,699 --> 01:09:44,615 HE JUST MIGHT NOT BE THE CATCH YOU THINK HE IS. 1624 01:09:44,789 --> 01:09:47,835 DOES THAT PIQUE YOUR INTEREST, SWEETIE? 1625 01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:51,012 [gate opening] 1626 01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:05,026 [knock at door] 1627 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:09,422 - HEY. 1628 01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:11,684 WHAT'S THE MATTER? - ERIC CALLED ME. 1629 01:10:11,859 --> 01:10:14,558 - I SEE. 1630 01:10:14,732 --> 01:10:16,168 - YOU TOLD HIM TO WAIT UNTIL THE MOVIE OPENED 1631 01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:18,736 TO START THE ANNULMENT? - LOOK, JORDAN... 1632 01:10:18,910 --> 01:10:20,433 - WHY WOULD YOU USE ME LIKE THAT? 1633 01:10:20,607 --> 01:10:21,913 - LOOK, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GONE ALONG WITH IT. 1634 01:10:22,087 --> 01:10:25,351 IT WAS STUPID AND INSENSITIVE, AND I'M SORRY. 1635 01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:28,398 - SO I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO MAKE ALL OF THIS OKAY FOR YOU. 1636 01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:29,790 - NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING. 1637 01:10:29,964 --> 01:10:32,576 JORDAN, JUST LET ME SAY THIS. 1638 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:34,752 EVER SINCE THE WEEKEND AT MY PARENTS', 1639 01:10:34,925 --> 01:10:36,057 I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU. 1640 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:39,800 YOU'RE AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, 1641 01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:41,585 AND JUST KNOWING YOU HAS MADE ME REALIZE 1642 01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:45,458 HOW CHEAP MY LITTLE MATT SWIFT WORLD HAS BECOME. 1643 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,764 I WILL DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I CAN 1644 01:10:46,938 --> 01:10:48,112 TO MAKE THIS UP TO YOU. 1645 01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:49,853 - THAT'S A GREAT PERFORMANCE, MATT. 1646 01:10:50,028 --> 01:10:51,638 - OH, JORDAN, PLEASE-- - PLEASE LEAVE. 1647 01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:52,813 - NO. - JUST GO. 1648 01:10:52,987 --> 01:10:54,728 GO. - COME ON. 1649 01:10:54,902 --> 01:10:58,210 - LEAVE. 1650 01:11:02,127 --> 01:11:05,609 - THANK YOU, SARAH. 1651 01:11:05,782 --> 01:11:10,004 THE NISSLERS ARE GETTING RESTLESS. 1652 01:11:10,178 --> 01:11:11,702 THEY WANT TO KNOW WHY ESCROW'S TAKING SO LONG. 1653 01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:14,661 - THE MORTGAGE COMPANY HAS TO DO THEIR DUE DILIGENCE, 1654 01:11:14,835 --> 01:11:16,141 AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE GREATEST CREDIT IN THE WORLD, 1655 01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:17,621 SO THEY'RE GONNA NEED TO BE PATIENT. 1656 01:11:17,795 --> 01:11:20,362 [phone rings] 1657 01:11:23,191 --> 01:11:27,500 [continues ringing] 1658 01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:28,762 - UH, ARE YOU GONNA ANSWER THAT? 1659 01:11:28,936 --> 01:11:30,329 - NO. I KNOW WHO IT IS. 1660 01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:31,852 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 1661 01:11:32,026 --> 01:11:35,421 - ARE YOU OKAY? - YES, I REALLY AM. 1662 01:11:35,594 --> 01:11:36,901 AND I KNOW THE NISSLERS ARE GOOD FRIENDS OF YOURS, 1663 01:11:37,075 --> 01:11:38,555 SO PLEASE TELL THEM 1664 01:11:38,728 --> 01:11:39,991 THAT I AM GOING TO GET THEM THEIR DREAM HOUSE. 1665 01:11:40,165 --> 01:11:41,862 I PROMISE. - I WILL. 1666 01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:43,603 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT, 1667 01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:45,126 BUT I JUST NEED YOU TO KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME. 1668 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:47,433 OKAY? - I WILL. 1669 01:11:47,607 --> 01:11:50,044 I PROMISE TO FOCUS. - ALL RIGHT. 1670 01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:52,960 [phone continues ringing] 1671 01:11:58,139 --> 01:12:01,404 [dialing number] 1672 01:12:01,577 --> 01:12:03,449 - HELLO, IT'S JORDAN GRADY. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. 1673 01:12:03,623 --> 01:12:06,757 [phone beeps] - JORDAN, IT'S ME, MATT. 1674 01:12:06,931 --> 01:12:10,500 I'M TRYING TO REACH YOU. I'M SORRY. 1675 01:12:10,674 --> 01:12:13,633 PLEASE TALK TO ME? 1676 01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:16,070 - GREAT YARD. - YEAH. 1677 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,811 - THE THING I LIKE ABOUT THIS HOUSE 1678 01:12:17,985 --> 01:12:19,683 IS THE BREAKFAST NOOK. COME ON AND CHECK IT OUT. 1679 01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:21,641 - JORDAN, PLEASE, COME ON. I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU. 1680 01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:24,688 WOULD YOU-- 1681 01:12:24,862 --> 01:12:28,431 ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU AT HOME TONIGHT. 1682 01:12:30,781 --> 01:12:31,651 - [clears throat] - OW. 1683 01:12:31,825 --> 01:12:33,087 MOM. - [sighs] 1684 01:12:33,261 --> 01:12:36,568 HOW YOU HOLDING UP? 1685 01:12:36,743 --> 01:12:39,529 - TODAY WAS MY WEDDING DAY. - I KNOW. 1686 01:12:39,702 --> 01:12:41,879 THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. ARE YOU OKAY? 1687 01:12:42,053 --> 01:12:44,577 - I GUESS SO. 1688 01:12:44,751 --> 01:12:49,016 [phone rings] 1689 01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,107 AREN'T YOU GOING TO ANSWER THAT? 1690 01:12:53,281 --> 01:12:56,459 - NO, IT'S HIM AGAIN. 1691 01:12:56,633 --> 01:12:58,939 - WOW, A CELEBRITY STALKING A CIVILIAN. 1692 01:12:59,112 --> 01:13:02,726 NOW THAT'S A FIRST. 1693 01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:05,076 SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. 1694 01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,034 - WHY? WHAT'S THE POINT? 1695 01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:09,907 - BECAUSE, YOU SAID YOURSELF, HE'S A GOOD PERSON. 1696 01:13:10,081 --> 01:13:13,606 WHAT HE DID WAS WRONG, BUT HE'S TRYING TO APOLOGIZE. 1697 01:13:13,780 --> 01:13:16,740 YOU KNOW FIRSTHAND HOW THAT FEELS. 1698 01:13:16,914 --> 01:13:18,219 - HE USED ME FOR HIS CAREER. 1699 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:21,919 [phone rings] 1700 01:13:22,093 --> 01:13:24,008 - DID HE? 1701 01:13:24,182 --> 01:13:27,925 PEOPLE DO THINGS THAT THEY REGRET ALL THE TIME, 1702 01:13:28,099 --> 01:13:31,145 DON'T THEY, JORDAN? 1703 01:13:31,318 --> 01:13:34,105 YOU THINK ABOUT THAT. 1704 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:37,021 YOU WANT SOME TEA? I'LL MAKE YOU SOME TEA. 1705 01:13:41,286 --> 01:13:42,809 [answering machine beeps] 1706 01:13:42,983 --> 01:13:44,115 - HEY, JORDAN. - UGH. 1707 01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:47,858 - IT'S ME, MATT, CALLING AGAIN. 1708 01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:50,904 I-I KNOW YOU'RE HOME AND YOU CAN HEAR THIS, 1709 01:13:51,077 --> 01:13:54,212 BECAUSE...WELL, I'M STANDING OUTSIDE OF YOUR PLACE RIGHT NOW. 1710 01:13:54,386 --> 01:13:59,609 LOOK, I LET MYSELF BE MANIPULATED, 1711 01:13:59,782 --> 01:14:01,698 AND I LET OTHER PEOPLE CALL THE SHOTS, 1712 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,091 AND I AM THE BIGGEST JERK EVER. 1713 01:14:04,264 --> 01:14:08,661 I-I DID THAT THING. I LISTENED TO MY MANAGER 1714 01:14:08,835 --> 01:14:13,100 AND MY PRESS, AND I BELIEVED IT. 1715 01:14:13,273 --> 01:14:16,147 AND, I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL FIGURED OUT. 1716 01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:19,629 BUT THEN I MET...YOU. 1717 01:14:19,803 --> 01:14:24,155 AND YOU WERE SO REAL AND HONEST, 1718 01:14:24,329 --> 01:14:27,157 NOT TO MENTION FUNNY, 1719 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:28,246 AND YOU NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING. 1720 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:32,684 AND FOR ONCE... 1721 01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:36,862 I FELT LIKE I COULD LET SOMEONE IN. 1722 01:14:37,037 --> 01:14:39,823 SO I WANT TO THANK YOU 1723 01:14:39,996 --> 01:14:43,957 FOR LETTING ME BE ME. 1724 01:14:44,130 --> 01:14:46,612 LOOK, I... I KNOW YOU'RE FURIOUS, 1725 01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:47,918 AND I'M GONNA STOP BOTHERING YOU, 1726 01:14:48,092 --> 01:14:51,050 SO I WILL... COUNT TO FIVE, 1727 01:14:51,225 --> 01:14:53,837 AND IF YOU DON'T ANSWER IT BY THEN, 1728 01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:58,972 I...I GUESS I'LL JUST NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN. 1729 01:14:59,146 --> 01:15:00,844 OKAY? 1730 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,629 SO...SO HERE GOES. 1731 01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:06,675 ONE, 1732 01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:09,896 TWO, 1733 01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:13,900 THREE, 1734 01:15:14,074 --> 01:15:17,164 FOUR... 1735 01:15:17,338 --> 01:15:19,862 COME ON, JORDAN. 1736 01:15:20,037 --> 01:15:22,779 FIVE. 1737 01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:35,313 - [grunts] 1738 01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:38,751 - LOOKS LIKE HE'S NOT DONE TRYING. 1739 01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:41,014 - I HAVE MORE FOR YOU. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1740 01:15:41,188 --> 01:15:42,755 - THANKS. 1741 01:15:42,929 --> 01:15:44,452 - HE'S ALWAYS GOTTEN EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTED. 1742 01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:46,063 PEOPLE TRIP OVER THEMSELVES TO GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS. 1743 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:48,587 HE'S JUST FEELING SORRY FOR HIMSELF. 1744 01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:50,241 - OH, IT'S FROM CHRIS. 1745 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:54,680 MATT GOT CHRIS' MOVIE SOLD. 1746 01:15:54,853 --> 01:15:56,290 HE'S DOING THE MOVIE. GOOD FOR HIM. 1747 01:15:56,464 --> 01:15:58,684 - HM, GREAT, I FINALLY MEET THIS AMAZING MAN, 1748 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,207 AND HE SENDS YOUFLOWERS. 1749 01:16:00,380 --> 01:16:03,428 - HERE YOU GO, LADIES. 1750 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:05,038 - UGH. - HAVE A GOOD DAY. 1751 01:16:05,212 --> 01:16:06,736 - THANKS. 1752 01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:10,566 HUH, MUST'VE BEEN SOME SCRIPT. 1753 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:16,397 UGH. 1754 01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:20,663 THEY'RE FOR ME. - [gasps] 1755 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:30,150 - "EVERY SINGLE PART OF MY LIFE IS BECAUSE OF YOU. 1756 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:31,978 LOVE, CHRIS." 1757 01:16:32,152 --> 01:16:35,286 I STAND CORRECTED. 1758 01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:36,983 - [on TV] MATT, HOW DOES IT FEEL 1759 01:16:37,157 --> 01:16:38,724 TO BE BACK IN THE $100 MILLION CLUB 1760 01:16:38,898 --> 01:16:41,205 WITH MIKE STORM: ROOKIE COP? 1761 01:16:41,379 --> 01:16:42,946 - [chuckles] 1762 01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:47,733 IT FEELS...CHEAP. 1763 01:16:47,907 --> 01:16:49,735 THE MOVIE IS SO EMBARRASSINGLY BAD, 1764 01:16:49,909 --> 01:16:50,996 IT SHOULD BE A CRIME TO CHARGE THE PUBLIC TO SEE IT. 1765 01:16:51,171 --> 01:16:52,433 THAT'S HOW IT FEELS. 1766 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,130 - WOW, WELL, IT... 1767 01:16:54,305 --> 01:16:55,611 - IT'S STILL IN THE THEATER. 1768 01:16:55,785 --> 01:16:57,308 YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY BOX OFFICE, 1769 01:16:57,482 --> 01:17:00,920 YOU STUPID, UNGRATEFUL ACTOR. 1770 01:17:01,094 --> 01:17:02,574 - YOU HAVE SO MANY FANS. 1771 01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:03,880 DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S A CRIME FOR THEM 1772 01:17:04,054 --> 01:17:05,751 TO SUPPORT ONE OF YOUR FILMS? 1773 01:17:05,925 --> 01:17:08,058 - NO, LET ME BE CLEAR, I SUPPORT MY FANS, 1774 01:17:08,232 --> 01:17:10,887 AND I APPRECIATE THEM COMING OUT TO SEE MY WORK, 1775 01:17:11,061 --> 01:17:14,151 BUT THIS PARTICULAR PROJECT... BE FOREWARNED. 1776 01:17:14,325 --> 01:17:16,980 - OKAY, WELL... LET'S GET PERSONAL 1777 01:17:17,154 --> 01:17:19,286 AND TALK ABOUT YOUR SECRET WEDDING. 1778 01:17:19,460 --> 01:17:22,507 WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO RUN OFF AND GO GET HITCHED? 1779 01:17:22,681 --> 01:17:25,945 YOU'VE BEEN LINKED TO SO MANY A-LIST LEADING LADIES. 1780 01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:27,991 WHAT WAS SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS GIRL 1781 01:17:28,165 --> 01:17:28,992 THAT MADE YOU WANT TO SETTLE DOWN? 1782 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:32,343 - WE'RE CALLING IN SICK. 1783 01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:34,127 - WELL, I KNOW EVERYONE'S LOOKING FOR SOME DRAMATIC STORY, 1784 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:37,957 BUT IT WASN'T THAT. IT WAS...A MOMENT. 1785 01:17:38,130 --> 01:17:41,047 AND I DON'T REGRET IT FOR A SECOND, 1786 01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:44,398 BECAUSE I MET THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I'VE EVER KNOWN. 1787 01:17:44,572 --> 01:17:46,835 SHE'S REALLY THE ONLY PERSON OUTSIDE OF MY FAMILY 1788 01:17:47,010 --> 01:17:48,402 THAT KNOWS ME, 1789 01:17:48,576 --> 01:17:51,144 NOT THE MATT SWIFT THAT PUBLICISTS CREATED. 1790 01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:55,888 SHE'S FUNNY AND ADORINGLY CHARMING, 1791 01:17:56,062 --> 01:18:00,414 AND...JUST SWEET. 1792 01:18:00,588 --> 01:18:02,373 - HOW DIFFICULT IS IT 1793 01:18:02,547 --> 01:18:04,114 TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP IN THE PUBLIC EYE? 1794 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:07,160 - THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 1795 01:18:07,334 --> 01:18:10,380 UM...LOOK, I KNOW MY LIFE HAS BEEN INCREDIBLY CHARMED, 1796 01:18:10,555 --> 01:18:14,428 BUT BEING A CELEBRITY ISN'T ALWAYS EASY. 1797 01:18:14,602 --> 01:18:17,300 BEING THE WIFE OF ONE IS EVEN HARDER, 1798 01:18:17,475 --> 01:18:18,868 AND JUST KNOWING ME 1799 01:18:19,041 --> 01:18:23,219 HAS CAUSED HER A GREAT DEAL OF HARM. 1800 01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:27,224 I'LL ALWAYS BE INDEBTED TO HER FOR BEING REAL WITH ME 1801 01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:30,443 AND INSPIRING ME... 1802 01:18:30,618 --> 01:18:33,230 AND JUST LISTENING TO ME 'CAUSE SHE WANTED TO. 1803 01:18:33,404 --> 01:18:37,538 LOOK, HOLLY, I LIVE MY LIFE WITH NO REGRETS, 1804 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:40,933 BUT I HAVE CAUSED HER A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN, 1805 01:18:41,107 --> 01:18:45,416 AND, FOR THAT, I... DO HAVE REGRETS, 1806 01:18:45,590 --> 01:18:51,117 AND I SHOULD SAY I'M TRULY, TRULY SORRY. 1807 01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:54,251 - VERY INSIGHTFUL. 1808 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:56,469 MORE WITH MY REVEALING INTERVIEW WITH MATT SWIFT 1809 01:18:56,644 --> 01:18:59,603 COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK. 1810 01:19:10,441 --> 01:19:12,617 - [sobbing] HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1811 01:19:12,791 --> 01:19:14,837 - DO YOU THINK SO? - DID YOU NOT JUST SEE THAT? 1812 01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:16,273 - [sniffling] OKAY, I'VE GOT TO THINK. 1813 01:19:16,447 --> 01:19:18,101 - CALL HIM. 1814 01:19:18,275 --> 01:19:19,972 - I'M GONNA CALL HIM. YEAH. 1815 01:19:20,146 --> 01:19:21,931 OKAY, YEAH, I'M GONNA CALL HIM. I'M GONNA CALL HIM. 1816 01:19:22,105 --> 01:19:24,150 RIGHT, OKAY, I-I DON'T KNOW HIS NUMBER. 1817 01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:25,456 - YOU DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER? 1818 01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:26,500 - NO, NO, HE ALWAYS CALLED ME. 1819 01:19:26,674 --> 01:19:28,067 I'VE NEVER CALLED HIM. 1820 01:19:28,241 --> 01:19:28,894 - WHAT ABOUT THE MESSAGES HE'S LEFT YOU? 1821 01:19:29,068 --> 01:19:30,416 - I ERASED THEM. 1822 01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:31,853 - CALL HIS MANAGER! - HE FIRED HIM. 1823 01:19:32,028 --> 01:19:33,507 - OH, UM, UM, HE'LL CALL AGAIN. 1824 01:19:33,681 --> 01:19:35,031 - NO, NO, NO, BECAUSE HE COUNTED TO FIVE 1825 01:19:35,205 --> 01:19:36,293 AND I DIDN'T PICK UP. 1826 01:19:36,467 --> 01:19:37,903 HE'S NEVER GONNA CALL AGAIN, 1827 01:19:38,077 --> 01:19:39,425 BECAUSE I DIDN'T PICK UP WHEN HE COUNTED TO FIVE. 1828 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,124 I COMPLETELY RUINED IT. I'VE BLOWN IT. 1829 01:19:41,298 --> 01:19:43,603 - NO, YOU KNOW WHERE HE WORKS! GO TO THE STUDIO. 1830 01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,867 - I'M GONNA GO TO THE STUDIO! 1831 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:46,607 I'VE BEEN THERE! THEY LIKE ME. 1832 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,218 I'M GONNA GO TO THE STUDIO, I'M GONNA TAKE A RISK, 1833 01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:49,871 I'M JUST GONNA DIVE IN FACE FIRST, SO TO SPEAK. 1834 01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:51,960 I'M GONNA DO THAT. OKAY, OKAY. 1835 01:19:52,135 --> 01:19:53,614 - JORDY! - WHAT? I'M GOING TO THE STUDIO. 1836 01:19:53,789 --> 01:19:56,139 - PUT SOME CLOTHES ON FIRST. - YEAH. RIGHT. 1837 01:19:56,313 --> 01:19:58,315 YES, OKAY. JACKET. 1838 01:19:58,489 --> 01:20:00,665 I FOUND ONE. OKAY, I'M GONNA GO, 1839 01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:02,232 I'M GONNA GO TO THE STUDIO. 1840 01:20:02,406 --> 01:20:04,321 [incoherent yelping] 1841 01:20:04,495 --> 01:20:07,933 ALL RIGHT, BYE. - BYE! 1842 01:20:08,107 --> 01:20:10,675 SHE'S IN HER PAJAMAS. OH, BOY. 1843 01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:15,636 - [whistles] 1844 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,029 - HEY, I'M HERE TO SEE MATT. 1845 01:20:17,202 --> 01:20:18,422 - NAME, PLEASE. - JORDAN GRADY. 1846 01:20:18,596 --> 01:20:19,989 I'M MATT SWIFT'S WIFE. 1847 01:20:20,163 --> 01:20:23,209 - YEAH, MATT DOESN'T HAVE A WIFE. 1848 01:20:23,383 --> 01:20:26,299 OKAY? AND NO ONE GETS ON THE LOT WITHOUT A DRIVE-ON. 1849 01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:29,172 - YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? YOU'VE LET ME ON THE LOT BEFORE. 1850 01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:31,000 - WAS YOUR NAME ON THE LIST? - YES. 1851 01:20:31,174 --> 01:20:32,175 - WELL, IS IT ON THE LIST NOW? 1852 01:20:32,349 --> 01:20:33,829 - NO, BUT HE'S-- - OKAY. 1853 01:20:34,003 --> 01:20:37,397 NO ONE GETS ON THE LOT WITHOUT A DRIVE-ON. 1854 01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:40,357 - PLEASE, SIR, HAVE A HEART. 1855 01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:43,142 MY FUTURE HAPPINESS DEPENDS ON ME GETTING ON THIS LOT. 1856 01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:46,014 - MY FUTURE EMPLOYMENT DEPENDS ON THIS LIST, 1857 01:20:46,189 --> 01:20:48,365 SO TURN IT AROUND. 1858 01:20:59,289 --> 01:21:00,898 - JORDAN GRADY, YOU COULD SPEND THE ENTIRE DAY 1859 01:21:01,073 --> 01:21:02,379 SITTING OUTSIDE THE STUDIO, 1860 01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:03,641 JUST HOPING HE COMES OUT THE GATE, 1861 01:21:03,815 --> 01:21:05,077 OR YOU COULD GO GET HIM. 1862 01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:06,992 - I AM ALWAYS SNEAKING INTO PLACES 1863 01:21:07,166 --> 01:21:08,428 AND BREAKING RULES FOR THIS GUY. 1864 01:21:08,602 --> 01:21:09,952 - HE IS WORTH IT. 1865 01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:12,302 HE'S A MOVIE STAR, AND HE'S AMAZING, 1866 01:21:12,476 --> 01:21:13,520 AND HE LOVES YOU. 1867 01:21:13,693 --> 01:21:16,871 - OKAY, I'M GOING IN. 1868 01:21:20,179 --> 01:21:22,181 - I'M IN. - NO WAY. 1869 01:21:22,355 --> 01:21:24,096 WELL, JUST-- JUST KEEP TALKING TO ME, OKAY? 1870 01:21:24,270 --> 01:21:25,968 BUT--BUT TALK LIKE YOU BELONG THERE, 1871 01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:28,231 LIKE YOU'RE DOING A BIG MOVIE DEAL OR SOMETHING. 1872 01:21:28,405 --> 01:21:30,146 - AND OF COURSE, UM, 1873 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:32,583 CASTING IS A MAJOR STIPULATION IN THE GREEN LIGHT PROCESS. 1874 01:21:32,757 --> 01:21:34,367 - OH, "GREEN LIGHT PROCESS," 1875 01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:36,282 REALLY GOOD MOVIE TERM USAGE. 1876 01:21:36,456 --> 01:21:37,936 - [gasps] OH, I THINK I'VE BEEN SPOTTED. 1877 01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:39,590 - HEY! 1878 01:21:39,764 --> 01:21:43,115 HEY, YOU! COME BACK HERE! 1879 01:21:43,289 --> 01:21:45,770 WE HAVE A 415 IN FRONT OF STAGE TWO. 1880 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:48,294 A YOUNG WOMAN IN WEIRD PANTS AND A WEIRDER TOP. 1881 01:21:48,468 --> 01:21:51,210 I'M EN ROUTE! 1882 01:21:54,779 --> 01:21:56,346 - OKAY, I AM BEING CHASED 1883 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:57,521 BY A STUDIO RENT-A-COP IN A GOLF CART. 1884 01:21:57,695 --> 01:22:00,132 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 1885 01:22:00,306 --> 01:22:02,091 YOU--YOU ARE-- YOU ARE LIKE THE FUGITIVE. 1886 01:22:02,264 --> 01:22:05,355 YOU ARE HARRISON FORD! 1887 01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:08,401 [tires screech] - HEY, WATCH OUT. 1888 01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:09,794 - MOVE IT BACK. LET'S GO. 1889 01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,013 - I'M ALMOST TO MATT'S TRAILER. 1890 01:22:11,187 --> 01:22:12,492 UM... [knocking] 1891 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:14,538 HELLO? MATT? 1892 01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,279 [tires screech] 1893 01:22:16,452 --> 01:22:18,455 MATT! 1894 01:22:18,629 --> 01:22:19,630 [grunts] HOLD IT. 1895 01:22:19,804 --> 01:22:21,371 DON'T MOVE. 1896 01:22:21,545 --> 01:22:23,155 - I THINK I BETTER GO. I'LL CALL YOU FROM JAIL, OKAY? 1897 01:22:23,329 --> 01:22:25,201 - JAIL? HOW-- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 1898 01:22:25,375 --> 01:22:27,116 HELLO? HELLO? 1899 01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:30,510 - KERRY, KERRY, PLEASE HELP ME. UM, CAN YOU GET MATT? 1900 01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:31,555 - OH, I'M SORRY, JORDAN. HE LEFT MORE THAN 1901 01:22:31,728 --> 01:22:33,077 HALF AN HOUR AGO. 1902 01:22:33,252 --> 01:22:34,036 - OH, NO, NO. HE--HE CAN'T BE GONE. 1903 01:22:34,210 --> 01:22:35,559 - LET ME CALL HIM. 1904 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:36,429 OKAY, LET'S NOT GO CRAZY HERE, GUYS. 1905 01:22:36,603 --> 01:22:38,127 - HELLO? 1906 01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:40,259 - STUDIO SECURITY IS NOT A JOKE. 1907 01:22:40,433 --> 01:22:42,782 IT IS HERE FOR THE VISITORS 1908 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,133 AND THE EMPLOYEES AND THEIR SAFETY. 1909 01:22:44,307 --> 01:22:45,873 - POINT TAKEN. 1910 01:22:46,048 --> 01:22:47,484 THERE'S NO NEED TO BRING THE REAL POLICE INTO THIS. 1911 01:22:47,657 --> 01:22:48,615 NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT, 1912 01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:50,443 BECAUSE YOU SO ARE. 1913 01:22:50,617 --> 01:22:51,835 - JUST HOLD ON--MATT WILL CLEAR THIS WHOLE THING UP. 1914 01:22:52,010 --> 01:22:52,793 - WAIT--JUST WAIT. JUST WAIT, OKAY? 1915 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:55,535 THAT HURTS A LITTLE BIT. 1916 01:22:55,709 --> 01:22:57,233 - SIX DAYS ON ONE, AND THEN I DO. 1917 01:22:57,407 --> 01:22:59,365 - MATT! 1918 01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:01,498 - JOR--JORDAN? 1919 01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:03,282 - HENRY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1920 01:23:03,456 --> 01:23:04,544 - WELL, MR. SWIFT, SHE WAS TRESPASSING 1921 01:23:04,718 --> 01:23:05,415 ON PRIVATE PROPERTY. 1922 01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:07,373 - I'M SORRY. 1923 01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:09,680 HENRY, SHE'S ON THE LIST. SHE'S ON THE PERMANENT LIST. 1924 01:23:09,853 --> 01:23:11,508 YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB. I APPRECIATE IT. 1925 01:23:11,682 --> 01:23:13,335 MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU JUST CALL ME AND DOUBLE CHECK. 1926 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:14,684 - YES, SIR. WILL DO, SIR. - ALL RIGHT. 1927 01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:17,253 SORRY. HENRY! 1928 01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:18,818 THE CUFFS? 1929 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:22,127 - RIGHT, SIR. - WOW. 1930 01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:24,521 WHAT ARE YOU-- ARE YOU IN YOUR PAJAMAS? 1931 01:23:24,695 --> 01:23:27,480 - IT'S A BLAZER AND MY PAJAMAS AND OTHER STUFF. 1932 01:23:27,654 --> 01:23:30,831 IT'S A--I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING THAT CRAZY BEFORE. 1933 01:23:31,005 --> 01:23:33,182 - I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT'S NOT THE CASE. 1934 01:23:33,356 --> 01:23:35,532 - JORDAN, WHY ARE YOU HERE? 1935 01:23:35,706 --> 01:23:37,795 - I SAW THE INTERVIEW. - YEAH? 1936 01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:39,318 AND-- - AND... 1937 01:23:39,492 --> 01:23:42,365 I WANT TO BE WITH YOU TOO. 1938 01:23:42,539 --> 01:23:45,107 - LOOK, THIS WORLD GETS REALLY CRAZY. 1939 01:23:45,281 --> 01:23:46,543 ARE YOU SURE? 1940 01:23:46,717 --> 01:23:48,110 - YOU HAVE TO EARN MY TRUST BACK. 1941 01:23:48,284 --> 01:23:51,852 - [laughs] I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 1942 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:53,593 EVEN IF IT TAKES FOREVER. 1943 01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:56,205 - IT'S KIND OF FUNNY HOW WE DID THINGS BACKWARDS. 1944 01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:57,989 FIRST, MARRIAGE, THEN DATING. 1945 01:23:58,163 --> 01:24:02,514 - YEAH, IT'S LIKE OUR SOULS CONNECTED BEFORE WE DID. 1946 01:24:04,387 --> 01:24:05,779 - THERE'S THAT MOVIE DIALOGUE AGAIN. 1947 01:24:05,952 --> 01:24:07,129 - I KNOW. THE WRITERS ARE 1948 01:24:07,303 --> 01:24:08,739 SO MUCH MORE ELOQUENT THAN ME. 1949 01:24:08,913 --> 01:24:10,827 - I ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE PRETTY CHEESY. 1950 01:24:11,002 --> 01:24:12,743 IF YOU DON'T KISS ME BY THE TIME I COUNT TO FIVE-- 1951 01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:14,832 - [laughs] - ONE... 1952 01:24:15,005 --> 01:24:16,616 - I WROTE THAT. - TWO... 1953 01:24:16,790 --> 01:24:19,532 4 3/4... 1954 01:24:19,706 --> 01:24:22,013 4 11/27-- 1955 01:24:27,758 --> 01:24:33,851 - COME ON. 1956 01:25:00,878 --> 01:25:02,662 [cheers and applause] 1957 01:25:02,835 --> 01:25:06,753 [overlapping chatter] 1958 01:25:06,927 --> 01:25:11,106 - CONGRATULATIONS! 135003