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Man: Hey!

Woman: Oh! Oh!

And stay out till you sober up!

I shall take my business where I am appreciated.

Oh!

Coach driver: Hyah! Hup! Hup!

This is the rowdiest town that I have ever been in.

What's all the shooting about?

Oh, it was just some cowboys having fun, darling.

Uh... that's not important, Elsie.

- I found him. - You found him! Where?

Just now. I was... I was walking down the street,

and there he was, drunk as usual.

I called to him but he ran away. He got on the stage.

Oh, Tom, why didn't you catch him? We can't let him get away again.

I tried, darling.

Believe me, I tried.

I guess heaven takes care of drunks out here.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

I know where he's going: Dodge City.

Dodge City...

Whoa!

Whoa.

Well, look at that, Worthless.

Oh!

I see something that I want.

Probably dumped off of some stage.

Probably ain't got penny one or pound foolish.

Heh.

Oh, he's a disgusting sight.

Hey.

Oh... A good day to you, sir.

Or madam, as the case may be.

Do you want this bottle?

Bottle? What bottle?

Uh, this... this here whiskey bottle.

Is it full?

No, it ain't, but you sure are.

Well...

if it's empty, it's of no matter to me.

Well, can I have it?

Uh, madam,

you may have all the empty bottles you find.

Oh, thank you!

But if it should happen to be full,

I would wrestle you for it.

Nobody's gonna wrestle me for anything.

It was just a figure of speech.

Oh... are you...

heading towards a tavern, by any chance?

In Kansas we call them saloons.

No, I ain't.

I'm going home, where you should go.

Oh. Would you...

Would you give me a lift, madam?

My... My legs seem to be paralyzed.

Well, you got yourself into this.

Why look to me to get you out?

Please, madam.

Would you leave a cripple lying in the middle of the road?

I can't walk, I tell you.

He says he ain't got no legs, Worthless.

But don't you worry about him, honey.

You watch me.

I got a little surprise for him.

See ya, old timer.

Here's to ya.

Oh!

Oh, madam!

Haw haw! I thought so!

- Madam... - You can walk.

Could you spare me a small dollop, please?

You keep a-walking.

That'll get your pores nice and clean.

Madam!

Madam, you are no gentleman!

Get your circulation going.

Hmm?

What is...

Alas, madam, I am unarmed.

And we are acquainted.

We met on the road this afternoon.

I am Lucius Prince of Philadelphia.

What do you want?

I'm cold and hungry.

And miserable.

Would you allow me to warm myself by your fire?

Nobody's gonna warm themselves by my anything.

Now, get!

Will you not offer refuge to a man in need?

I know what your need is, and I ain't got no whiskey for ya.

So you better get out of there,

or I'll blast you just like I did before.

I... I'm sorry to have troubled you, madam.

Goodnight.

Hey, you.

Are you out there?

Shoot if you wish, madam.

I'm so cold, I would not even feel the bullet.

Sobered up some, haven't ya?

No, madam.

It's simply that the alcohol has frozen in my veins.

Lord, you know me for a fool.

Come on in.

Looks to me like you could use some of this.

Don't burn yourself.

I'll get you a cup and saucer.

Could I have another small portion?

Aye.

I got more.

You stop that!

That was my emergency bottle!

Ah!

That was delicious, madam.

Uh, for your collection.

Whoa.

Love you, girl.

Wait here. Won't be long.

Come on!

Mr. Prince... of Philadelphia.

Get out of there.

I'll get a rise out of ya.

Saloon!

Saloon?

Saloon?

Ah!

Hm! Here's the saloon!

You wanted a saloon, you got a saloon.

Come on. I'll be glad to get rid of ya.

Allow me, madam.

Hold it, there.

And may I thank you for your hospitality.

Morning, folks. Welcome to Dodge City.

Thank you.

Elsie.

Ma'am.

Please, can you tell me where the Sheriff's office is, please?

Yes, Marshal Dillon's office is right down the street, ma'am.

- Marshal Dillon? - Right.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

Let's see here. Two of these.

One of those.

One of these.

Mister,

all of this comes to quite a bit of money.

Oh, is that a bottle of Wild Peacock I see there?

I just love Wild Peacock. I'll have two of those.

And we don't have any credit customers.

A very good policy for a business such as this.

But I always pay cash.

Ah.

Can you describe him?

Well, he's an old drunk.

Tom, stay out of this.

Madam.

Elsie: living here in Dodge City, you simply cannot know the ridicule,

or the humiliation.

He's simply got to be in this town

because Tom saw him get on the stage at... Bellefont?

- Mm-hmm. - And we've checked every stop in between.

We have reason to believe that he dropped off the stage before it arrived.

Giddy-up! Giddy-up!

- Hey! - Giddy-up!

That there's the marshal's horse.

Whoa! Whoa!

That's him, Marshal. That's him right there.

He's getting away, Marshal. You've got to get him.

I want you to bring him back here, Marshal.

I want you to bring him back here and lock him up.

Who is that man? What's he to you?

I am ashamed to admit it, but he is my father.

Getting busier here than a train depot.

Where'd you get that horse?

Madam, I'm sorry to impose upon you,

but I'm in a bit of trouble.

Yeah! That's Marshal Dillon's horse you're riding.

That, Madam, is only part of the trouble.

Well, don't tell me about it. I got trouble enough of my own.

Please, madam, I only need to rest for a little while

and then I shall be off.

Well, I don't know's I got company for folks

that steal other folks' last drop.

Oh, for that, I beg your forgiveness.

And I'm here to make amends.

I suppose you stole that, too.

You offend me, madam!

I did not steal it, I paid for it with my own money.

You mean you only s... You only borrow horses?

Madam, I borrowed that horse as a last, desperate measure.

And as soon as I reach a place of safety,

I shall return that magnificent animal

with, of course, a generous rental fee.

I may be a drunkard, madam,

but I am an honest man,

and it would give me great pleasure

if you would accept this bottle to replace the one I drank.

- Plus, of course, - Ooh!

An additional one for any damages

that I may have incurred.

Ooh! Well, thank you.

Of course.

I would like to repay you for that beautiful stew you made.

Would two more be sufficient?

Just come right in.

- Thank you, madam. - Bring your things.

I knew you had a generous heart.

Sally: Just set them right down here on the table.

Of course this ain't no boarding house, you know.

No...

Oh, madam... what... what do you think of me?

Well,

if you was ironed out and cleaned up...

you'd be pretty near presentable.

Ah.

Well, I must say,

you're more honest than I had anticipated.

Say, you better go easy on that.

You've got to ride that horse you stole.

Yes.

Ride a horse. Hm.

I must keep on running, mustn't I?

Well, one for the trail.

Well...

of course, it's none of my business what you're running from.

I am running away from myself, madam.

That's the funniest thing I ever heard.

You can't run away from yourself.

You go everywhere you go.

Yes.

I'm finding that out.

That is a very... painful discovery.

Well... one more for the trail.

You already had one more than there is trails.

Will you stop nagging me, madam?

Why, sure.

You're growed up enough to do anything you want.

Yes.

To you, madam.

A most remarkable woman.

Thank you.

I must be off.

I have new worlds to conquer.

And may I thank you

for your hospitality, Miss Ferguson.

Fergus!

My humble apologies, Miss Fergus.

Be careful with them bottles.

You have embarrassed me for the last time, Father.

I-I never meant to embarrass anybody.

Least of all you.

Well, you are doing a very fine job of it. Just look at yourself!

Filthy, drunken animal.

Elsie...

When was the last time you were respectable?

Before your mother died.

Oh, of course. Of course.

Every time you need an excuse, you bring up Mother.

Elsie, you have your own life to live.

Why can't you let me live mine?

Father...

Father, as much as I would love to wash my hands of you,

I can't.

Yes.

What would your friends think?

That's right, my friends.

And I am tired of going across the street to avoid their questions about you.

Do you know that they come up to me and they ask me,

"Where is your father now, Elsie?"

I can hear the snicker in their voice.

And what am I supposed to say?

Oh, he's drunk,

lying with a pig somewhere, drunk as a skunk.

- Elsie, please... - I am tired.

I am tired of being humiliated.

Now, I am going to take you back, and that's that.

I'd only embarrass you more in Philadelphia.

No, you won't.

You'll be in a nice, quiet hospital where you will be well taken care of.

Hospital?

For incurable alcoholics.

No! I-I won't go!

You'll go.

You'll go whether you like it or not.

Well, he is safe in jail.

And you're certain you want to take him back now?

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't know,

it's just that if we do take him back now,

there's going to be all the trouble with the court appearances

and the attorneys.

Elsie, we might not even win this thing.

Oh, Tom, we'll win.

It would be so much easier, and more humane too,

if he'd just have a stroke or something.

Yes, well he won't. He is too stubborn for that.

Well, we could always help him a little.

What?

Darling...

Hey, I'm not serious.

Come here.

Hey.

It's just that I love you so much, Elsie.

Elsie, I want us to get married now.

No.

All right.

It's all right.

I just might not be around though when you finally make up your mind.

Tom, I love you,

and I'd marry you in a minute if I could.

Would you stop thinking about Philadelphia for one second?

You don't understand! Tom...

you have never had it, so you don't know how good it can be.

I mean, the people,

and the social life, and the parties.

When Mother was alive, everything... Everything was so perfect.

I mean, we were somebody.

Elsie, I've heard all this before.

Yes, you've heard it, but you don't listen.

When my mother died,

and my father started to drink, it was the gossip of the town.

When Lucius Prince got so drunk that a club threw him out,

the newspapers printed it.

And everybody was laughing at me behind my back.

And then everything... Everything stopped coming in.

Invitations, everything.

But, Tom, I am going to get back in.

You wait and you see.

Oh, honey.

Honey.

My darling.

What do I care about all that Philadelphia society business?

My wedding

is going to be at the cathedral in Philadelphia.

It is going to be the social event of the year,

and everybody...

Everybody who I've ever hated is going to be there to see it.

They're gonna have to be.

I mean, the wedding is going to cost a fortune.

Oh, and Tom,

Tom, everybody is going to see you on my arm.

You're going to be the handsomest bridegroom

that ever walked down that aisle.

I want that.

And Tom, I intend to have it.

All right.

All I want...

All I want is what's gonna make you happy, darling.

Well, Prince,

since I got my horse back and there's no harm done,

I'm gonna let you go.

Oh, thank you, Marshal.

I wish there was some way I could show my appreciation.

Well, there is: just see that you don't borrow any more horses.

Oh, I won't, I promise.

Uh, do you suppose there's a stage leaving this afternoon

that I could...

Oh.

In any case, it's too late.

What is he doing out, Marshal?

I released him.

But you can't do that.

Go on, Mr. Prince.

Marshal Dillon, you cannot let him go!

I have got a court order signed by Judge Eldridge of Philadelphia

giving me custody of my father.

And I insist that you obey it.

Miss Prince, it's like I told you before,

this is Kansas,

and all out-of-state warrants have to be approved by Judge Brooker.

And how can I do that when he's not even in town?

He'll be back this afternoon. He'll be staying at the Dodge House.

Now wait a minute, Worthless.

I'm going to give you something to eat,

as soon as I get unhitched.

Oh, I got the prize this time.

I'll be right back, honey.

Oh!

Good day, madam.

How did you get out here?

I rode out on one of the freight wagons.

Did the marshal let you out?

Or did you escape?

Oh, no, the marshal's a fine man.

He let me go.

So you made a beeline for here to bother me.

I needed a drinking partner.

You know, I never touched a drop all the years we were married.

Um...

I never liked the taste of it, in fact.

I still don't.

But when she went away...

I-I took my first drink and...

and I never stopped.

When she went away?

You mean, she left you?

She died.

Well, that's death.

Lots of people die.

That's a very interesting observation.

But you can't spend your life grieving and drinking for that fact.

You... Life is too short,

even if it is full of blisters sometimes.

What do you know about it, madam?

Well, you don't have to know nothing to have an opinion!

Folks is born and folks die,

and somehow things just keep on going along.

And to what purpose?

So that I can be here drinking, -

or so that you can go around gathering up things

that other people throw away?

Is that our purpose in life?

Well, that's life.

And that's what I like about it.

It takes life to look up and see old Sol.

To see them mountains.

To know the trees

and to lie in a buffalo wallow and feel the cool sand.

That's life.

And it takes life to say, "I'm gonna make 'er no matter what."

Oh!

- Excuse me. - Oh.

Allow me, madam.

Sally.

Marshal.

H-Hello, Marshal.

You here to arrest me again?

No, but I'm afraid I have some bad news for you, Prince.

Your daughter has a warrant to take you back to Philadelphia

for a sanity hearing.

Insanity?

Why, I may be drunk, but I'm not insane.

Do I have to be there?

I'm afraid so.

She'll win, Marshal.

She always does.

Ever since she was a little girl,

she always got her own way.

Maybe she shouldn't have.

Ah.

Prince, I'm sorry about it.

It'll be tomorrow morning at 10:00.

Sally, uh...

I'll see that he's there, Marshal.

Thank you.

Eat your stew.

Come on!

Oh, madam, I cannot go another step.

You're gonna keep on walking until you sober up.

Oh, madam, it'll never work.

I'll never be able to face that judge in the morning.

- Drink your coffee. - Oh!

This is unfitting to be called coffee!

You drink it until it comes out of your ears!

Madam, it's already sticking to the roof of my mouth.

Go on, drink it!

Not another sip, madam. Do you hear? Not another sip!

That ought to do for a while.

Now get your clothes off.

I beg your pardon?

Go on, peel your clothes off.

Madam,

if you do not stop this kind of talk,

I shall be forced to leave.

You give them here, or I'll take them off of you myself!

Madam, you will not lay a finger on me.

Do you hear? Not one finger.

Go ahead, I said.

Get your head down there or I'll clunk it one with this brush!

Madam, you are not...

You will pay for this.

Oh, stop your grumbling.

Now, give me your arm so I can lather it up good.

Madam, you are not my keeper.

I am till tomorrow morning at 10:00.

Then you can do what you please.

You don't want to be put away for your own good,

do ya, Mr. Prince?

No.

Well, you ain't gonna be.

'Cause by tomorrow morning at hearing time,

you're gonna be stone sober

and spit-polished and color and dyed respectable

or my name ain't Sally Fergus.

Madam...

You are a very remarkable woman.

That's what folks say.

I'll drink to that.

Now, this is not a trial, Mr. Prince,

it is merely an informal hearing

to determine whether or not the state of Kansas

should honor these out-of-state warrants

presented to this court by your daughter,

Miss Elsie Prince.

Mr. Prince, I'd appreciate your attention.

I'm terribly sorry, Your Honor.

Yes, sir?

These affidavits are quite impressive,

Miss Prince.

Judge Brooker,

those affidavits state very well

the incompetency of my father.

But in no way can they tell you the way I feel.

You living here in Dodge City

simply cannot know the ridicule

or the humiliation that I have suffered

by being his daughter.

My father is a sot.

And those documents that you hold

give ample proof that my father is not sane,

nor competent to manage his affairs or himself.

There's no question that that warrant should be honored.

And that I be given permission

to take my father back to Philadelphia

where he can get medical help.

Why, shame on ya.

Isn't it true that drinking is a man's own business?

Not when it prejudices the public good.

According to these, Mr. Prince,

even your own doctor,

who must be counted as your friend, since you chose him,

states that allowing you continued freedom

could and more than likely would result in disaster.

But, before I rule on these warrants,

I'd like to hear your side of it.

Well... Well, Your Honor...

There's nothing I can add to it except to say

that all of these statements are true.

Yes, I...

I have been drink... Drinking for a long time.

It all started when... when my wife...

died.

I started drinking then.

And then when Elsie got old enough to take over,

I-I began to drink even more heavily.

I-I know I...

I should have been stricter with her.

I should have taken a hickory rod to her, but...

I couldn't bring myself to hurt her, so...

I just listened...

and kept on drinking.

And then, a few months ago,

she met Tom Rickaby here...

and things began to close in on me.

I-I knew something was up, but I didn't know...

So I just... disappeared... and I've...

been running ever since.

You said that when she met Mr. Rickaby,

you knew something was up. What was that?

Well, I got the feeling...

matter of fact, I was certain...

they were trying to get me committed...

so they could get ahold of my estate.

The estate, Mr. Prince?

What does that consist of?

Oh, uh... several parcels of land...

a couple of businesses.

Meat-packing, an investment company,

and things of that sort.

How much would you estimate

these land holdings and businesses of yours are worth?

Oh, uh...

oh, right now I'd say about, uh...

about a million to a million-and-a-half dollars.

Why, shame on ya!

Oh, I see.

And you believe that...

your daughter and her fiancé

are trying to get you committed to a sanitarium

so, uh, so they can get control?

I-I regret to say this, Your Honor,

but... yes.

He is squandering away a fortune, Your Honor, and for what?

I am merely looking out for his interests.

Are you, Elsie?

Yes. And if you weren't so drunk all the time, you'd see that.

I see a lot more than you think I do.

Mr. Prince,

if I should refuse to honor these warrants,

um, what would your plans be?

Oh... I-I don't know, Your Honor.

I-I haven't given it much thought.

Will you promise this court

that for a period of one year, you will not drink?

And that you will return to the jurisdiction of this court

every six months to verify that fact?

I-I can promise to try.

Then that's what I suggest you do... try.

Because if I receive any unhappy reports,

I'll reopen this case.

Your warrant is denied.

Oh...

Madam...

Wait for me.

Don't leave without me.

Darling, let's get out of here.

Elsie.

Anything you wanted, you could have had.

I don't think we have anything more to say to each other.

Don't you think out of a lifetime, you could spare me at least...

five minutes?

Please?

Elsie?

You go on.

All right, I'll be waiting for you in front of the hotel.

Well, you won. I might as well be nice to you.

I mean, maybe you'll remember me in your will.

I wrote this the day I ran away,

but I never mailed it.

I was afraid to give you your freedom.

I guess I needed you then.

But I don't now.

You've had this all this time?

There's enough there to make you comfortable for the rest of your life.

It isn't everything.

That I won't give you.

Father, is this good?

I mean, you wouldn't trick me, would you?

Oh, it's good all right.

You just present it at any bank.

I'm sorry.

Elsie, despite what you might think,

I love you very much.

I really don't want to interfere with your life,

but I'm afraid I have to.

What do you mean?

Were you and Tom in Bellefont last week?

Yes, that's how we knew you were in Dodge. Why?

Well, didn't you ask yourself why I left in the boot of the stage coach?

I had plenty of money to buy a ticket.

I still have.

Well, Father, I just assumed that you were drunk

and that he wouldn't let you on the stage.

Oh, I was drunk all right.

But that wasn't the reason.

Somebody was shooting at me.

Almost got me.

You were very close to being an heiress.

Are you saying that Tom did it?

Who else had something to gain by shooting an old drunk?

Oh, Father.

You carry so much money around and you don't care who sees it.

Whoever shot at me wouldn't have dared to rob me in the middle of the street.

If... If you thought that Tom did it, why didn't you say something to the judge?

Because you're engaged to him.

People might have thought you were his, uh,

his accomplice.

Goodbye, Elsie.

Lose something, honey?

Yes, uh, did you see a tall man

standing out here about a minute ago?

Best looking man I ever saw.

Stood here for a minute, then lick-tailed it to the stable.

You get tired of him,

you bring him right back here to me, you hear?

Marshal,

I don't know, I could be wrong, but... I hope so...

But it's Tom, Tom Rickaby. I think he's gonna kill my father.

Why would he do that?

It's too long to go into. Please, Marshal, hurry.

- Where is he now? - My father's with that old woman.

I don't know, probably wherever she's living.

You're very quiet.

Well, that's my nature.

You know, I was thinking,

here we are, two people in the twilight of our lives,

living alone and not... I don't live alone!

I got my Worthless.

Come on, honey.

Well, that's not quite the same, is it, madam?

After all, a mule is not the same as a human...

As what?

Madam, will you stop interrupting?

Well, why don't you stop asking me questions?

What I'm trying to say, madam, if you had a brain in your head...

Ooh! Look!

Whoa!

Lookie there!

Wahoo!

Madam, wait! Wait!

- Look at that! - Madam!

- Have you ever seen... - Will you come back?

I am proposing!

You see this?

Why, look at that!

Oh, my God.

You ever see anything as pretty as that?

Now, what on earth are you going to do with this?

I may even keep this for myself.

Oh, for heaven's sakes, madam,

this thing is worthless. Absolutely worthless.

Now...

Oh, ain't that something. Now help me.

Be very careful, please. You may strain something.

- Well, help me. - I will not!

Absolutely not!

Well, if you help me a little,

I'll give you a little listen.

- Well, very well. - Oh, good.

All right, now slide her your way a little bit.

- What I'm trying to say is that... - Okay, ready?

As I've said before on numerous occasions,

you are a remarkable woman.

Oh, my.

Now, you and I are approximately the same age.

At least, I suspect so.

The past few days, I've begun to realize

that I don't want to grow any older alone.

Just having...

To be able to look up and see you there...

Oh, this is ludicrous.

While I'm proposing, I am getting a hernia.

Huh?

Now, madam, you will sit down,

and I will talk and you will listen.

Do you understand?

Now, what I'm trying to say, and very badly I'm afraid...

is that you and I...

could spend our remaining years together.

Mr. Prince, when I was a lot younger...

I used to dream...

about a fine gentleman...

making a propose to me.

And I'd think... what I would say to him...

and what he would say to me and all like that.

But... that never happened till now.

Well, then, as an act of mercy,

will you give me a plain yes or no?

Thank you very much, Mr. Prince.

But I can't.

And it ain't because I don't think the sky eye of ya.

Because I do.

But...

we got different lives to lead.

You couldn't come live at my old shack

and pick bottles and junk.

And I... I couldn't live no other way.

Well, couldn't we try?

Well, uh, no...

You really want to know what the downright truth is?

Yes!

Well, I'm looking for something younger.

There's still a lot of them bucks in the woods.

I understand.

God, I hope you don't hold it against me

because I'm looking for younger stuff.

I know what you're saying, madam.

And you're absolutely wrong.

You may think I'm a Philadelphia gentleman,

but... I'm not.

Oh, yes you are... Mr. Prince.

You're the finest gentleman I ever seen.

Philadelphia or any other place.

Get down!

Lay down!

Hold it!

Good for you, Marshal! You got him!

Oh, honey.

Oh! I can't look.

Am I bleeding?

Oh, let me see. Oh, yes, some.

But don't worry, honey, your blood is pure whiskey.

Let me help you back to the wagon.

Come on, I'll give you a lift.

Now just bear down on my shoulder.

Ooh! Here...

Well, you better get on, now, Mr. Prince.

The stage is about ready to pull out.

Miss Sally.

Thanks, Burke.

That's Burke.

I shall miss you, madam.

Ah, don't give me none of your sweet talk.

Stage driver: Hyah! Hyah!

Goodbye...

Mr. Prince.