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- He said what? - Said he was celebrating.

Think it's gonna be one expensive celebration.

Ben!

That's enough.

What's going on here? Who started this?

Marshal, I... And old Newly!

For a man who can't drink, Ben, you're doing all right.

Ben's been trying to prove that he's better than the Bar-W boys.

Marshal, I'm buying you and my old friend Newly here all you can drink.

Ben, I'll tell you what you're gonna have to do fist.

You're gonna have to pay for all these damages

and then you're gonna spend the day in jail sobering up.

Marshal, maybe I could sober Ben up.

I don't think he's ever seen the inside of a jail.

Ben, do you think you can behave yourself

if I turn you over to Newly here?

Salt of the earth, Marshal, you and old Newly!

Appreciate it, Marshal. Come on, Ben.

Want you to be my best man, Newly.

- Whoa. - Sure.

But right now a good cold bath.

STAGE COACH DRIVER: Mrs. Arthur Lane.

Best man?

Ain't a better way to describe you, Newly.

Ben, you're getting married?

That's near to what I mean.

Miss Celia Madden.

Thank you.

- It's her. - Who?

Well, he said it plain out.

Celia Madden.

Can't be. She's beautiful.

- Who is she? - Wasn't supposed to come till tomorrow.

I marked it down. Here.

And she's too pretty.

Ben, are you saying this is the gal?

Well, we've been writing, but... but she never told me she was so...

You mean you're set to marry a gal you don't even know, you never seen?

One more up here, Miss Madden. I'll get it for you in a minute.

Thank you. No hurry.

I'm in trouble, Newly.

Girl that pretty ain't gonna marry a big homely ox like me.

Well... I gotta get sobered and cleaned up.

Newly, you get to her, and don't let her come to my shop.

Well, she ever sees me like this, well...

Don't even figure a pretty girl like that'd be lonely.

Miss Madden, I'm Newly O'Brien, a friend of Ben Sommers.

Oh. Oh, please, come in.

Ben and me saw the stage come in today and, well, you being a day early,

Ben asked me to come over here and meet you.

He's been working in that blacksmith shop of his all morning and...

and he wanted a chance to appear presentable.

Oh, I see. May I offer you a chair?

- Thank you, ma'am. - I was... I was just unpacking.

Well, don't let me stop you.

- A friend of Ben's. - Known each other for years.

I guess I don't have to ask if he's attractive.

Attractive men always have attractive friends, it seems.

Thank you.

I guess you know that Ben and I have been writing to each other.

As a matter of fact, I didn't.

Oh, well, then... I guess that makes it a... a private matter,

I mean, Ben keeping it to himself.

If you don't mind me asking, how did you start writing?

I am from Nemaha County.

- I'm afraid I never heard of that one. - Yes, that's what I mean.

It's very close to the Missouri border

and, oh, I think we had three farms in 100 square miles.

It's the kind of place where you find yourself talking to the deer

coming down from the hills.

Well, that's why I started writing.

It was fun writing to people, you know, in all sorts of places.

But then Ben and I, we started writing, and we've just been writing ever since.

Ben, he was... well, he said something about marriage.

Well, yes, but we... we both agreed

that we had to get to know more about each other.

- So he asked you to come to Dodge. - Yes.

Well, we thought it would be fun to meet in person,

and, well, of course, Ben, he couldn't leave his work.

Tell me, Mr. O'Brien, uh...

is... well, is Ben...?

He's the hardest working man in Dodge City.

Oh, yes, I'm sure about that. It's just that...

Well, his...

his letters, they were so...

gentle is the only way I know how to describe them.

He's a gentle man all right.

In fact, he don't even take a drink, except on special occasions.

But he's no prude.

I'm sure of that, you know.

Well, that's when I started writing...

That must be him now. Let me get it.

Ben.

This is Miss Madden.

Well, you've sort of met.

- I'll leave while you get acquainted. - No.

I mean... flowers.

- For me? - Oh, no.

I mean, I brought flowers. I... I... I mean...

Oh, they're beautiful.

I better get back to my shop. Nice to have met you, Miss Madden.

Ben.

- You didn't really have to, Ben. - Oh, I...

Uh... Sure is warm in here.

Bet you didn't expect anybody so ugly, huh?

Ugly?

Oh Ben, I... I was...

I was worried you might be disappointed in me.

Disappointed? Oh, no.

Well, you're so... so... Well... I'm...

Welcome to Dodge, Celia.

Oh!

Thank you.

Thank you.

No, no, you have missed the point entirely.

All I'm trying to say to you

is that according to Darwin's theory of evolution,

somewhere along the line, away back,

you've got an ancestor that swung from the trees by his tail.

I'd just like to see you look my Grandma Hog-Haggen in the eye one time

and say that to her, especially if she had the skillet in her hand.

You don't hear him talking about his grandpa

jumping around in the trees a-grabbin' at bananas, do you?

Well, my ancestors were...

Well, here comes somebody looks like he's got something on his mind.

- How about a beer, Newly? - No, thanks, Miss Kitty.

None of it figures.

They're gonna get married, so it's no secret,

but it just don't figure at all.

Who's a-gettin' married?

Ben Sommers and some gal that came in on the stage.

- Ben's getting married? - Some gal he's been writing to.

He sent away for her and, well, she's here.

She comes from Nemaha County, some place up near Missouri.

Well, now, that there's what I call sendin' a long ways for trouble.

She doesn't look like a farm girl

and she's got a dress that looks like she bought it in San Francisco.

Well, she could have ordered it from a mail-order catalogue.

But not the way she was trying to hide it from me.

- Hide it? - That's what it looked like.

Newly, I wouldn't get involved in Ben's romance if I were you.

As a matter of fact, I wouldn't get involved in anybody's romance.

I bet you that's good advice.

Quickest way to lose a friend

is try to tell him what kind of a girl he ought to marry

or he hadn't ought to marry.

Doc, this gal is in town because Ben Sommers has a prosperous business,

I'm sure of it.

He's a lonely man, he loves kids, and, I mean, he's wide open for a big letdown.

Newly, don't underrate Ben.

He may look like a big, slow-thinking ox, but he's not a stupid man.

Well, a man's looks are not that important anyway.

No matter how bad a man looks,

there's always some girl that looks upon him

as the most dashing, the most handsome, the most ro...

With a few exceptions, of course.

I don't think it's gonna be too hard to find out what's on this gal's mind,

and I can't... I can't just sit by and let Ben Sommers get his feelings hurt.

I'll see you all later.

- Yeah, Newly. - See you, Newly.

Oh!

Oh!

Let me try it.

Well, go on.

Oh!

My, that's heavy.

You get used to it. It's about what I do all day long.

Well, you're terribly strong.

Kind of comes from working hard.

From your letters, I've... I've seen it 100 times.

Been doing it most all my life... blacksmithing.

Oh, it must get awfully warm working in here all day.

Oh, well, along about the middle of the day,

you could find me sweating some.

But I wash off clean as soon as I'm done.

I'm sure you do. I wasn't concerned, Benjamin.

Always called me Ben in the letters.

Ben.

But didn't mean to get forward.

You're never that, Ben.

I, uh... kind of like your name... Celia.

Hope I'm not interrupting anything.

Oh, no. Come on in, Newly. We... We was just talking.

Ben, I knew you'd be busy working,

so I thought I'd show Miss Madden around town.

Well... behind some in my work all right.

Takes a friend to think of that, Newly.

Miss Madden.

Oh, wouldn't trust you with nobody else, Celia.

Newly's my brother. Brother I never had, that is.

Tell you what, as soon as I'm done working,

we'll all go have supper together at Delmonico's.

- Come on, Miss Madden. - Oh, Celia.

Celia. Celia.

- Uh... Uh... - Yes, Ben?

We'll ride out tomorrow and I'll be showing you my farm then.

600 acres of prime land.

Well, like I said in my letter, sell the smitty business and get to farming.

An old big house and room for kids to run around...

Oh, well...

You two go on and have a good time. I'll see you at supper.

Just never thought Dodge was such a big town.

You should see it when the herds are in, the money that changes hands.

We have some of the richest cattlemen in the country passing through Dodge.

Right there's my gun shop.

You haven't told me too much about yourself, Celia.

Did you live on a farm with your folks?

Oh, no, it was a family who took me in when my folks passed on.

Working a wheat farm's pretty tough work for a girl.

Wheat?

Northern counties, good wheat country, I hear.

We raise nothing special, just some cows and some chickens.

Coming south, I thought I saw more wheat land than up north.

Lower part of the country's starting to build up too.

I'll just bet anybody dealing with guns would do real good business.

You bet. The best.

As a matter of fact, I tried to talk Ben

into opening up a gunsmith shop over in Garden City.

But he's got his blacksmith shop.

Well, it's really a hand-to-mouth business, being a blacksmith.

Ben tries hard, don't misunderstand me, but he barely gets by.

Really? It seems to me that he's doing very, very well.

You're a very pretty girl, Celia.

Oh. I do thank you, Mr. O'Brien.

A pretty girl in Dodge can really do all right for herself.

Lots of bachelors running around, rich spreads and so on.

- Tell me more about Ben. - Ben?

Ben's a fine man, but he's set in his ways.

A little old-fashioned, you might say,

a woman's place is in the home and so on.

He's got his mind set on raising a dozen kids,

just like his own mother had.

A dozen kids?

Well, he likes big families.

But, then again, he's hardheaded about a lot of things.

You and Ben will be waiting a while,

give yourself a chance to become acquainted.

I kind of like what I see in Ben.

Oh!

- You all right? - Yes, I'm all right.

It's just these... these new shoes I bought.

Here you are.

Been looking for you two.

Newly's been showing me his gun shop, Ben.

Oh, yeah.

Feel like having that supper now, Celia?

Oh, let me go to the hotel and freshen up first.

Sure. Call for you in, say, ten minutes.

Uh, sure do appreciate you making Celia feel at home, Newly.

- It was my pleasure, Ben. - Yeah, bet it was.

You still planning on having supper with us?

Sure.

Come to think of it, maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea after all.

I mean, you might have a little trouble chewing.

Why's that?

Bad enough you knowing how I feel about Celia,

but you being my best friend, well, it makes it worse.

You just have me see you put another hand on her and I'll...

Whoa.

Ain't been lived in for some time.

Except old Angie.

Angie?

Come on. I'll show you.

Oh, Ben.

Oh, aren't they sweet?

Old Angie kind of attached herself to me,

times I'd come out fixing up the place.

Oh, they're darling.

I guess old Angie went out hunting.

Come on inside.

Well, it ain't much now, but... but I got plans for it.

Oh, Ben, it's... Well, it's real home-like.

A while back, I... I got to figuring not to stay a smitty all my life.

I mean, you do the same thing most every day.

But a farm, with lots of land,

well... well, a man can... can... well, no telling how far he can go.

A real ambitious man.

Well, maybe us writing like we did, it got me more ambitious.

Uh, Celia...

I love you, Celia.

We don't know each other yet, Ben.

That's true, Celia. You don't know nothing about me.

I ain't no handsome Dan, that's one thing for sure.

Oh, Ben. Ben, looks aren't everything.

And I don't mean that you're not a good-looking man. You are.

Well... There is so much strength and... and kindness in you.

You mean you... sort of like me?

Can't you tell?

That's sure good to hear.

Kind of heard it's the way it's done.

Uh...

I'm asking formally for your hand, Celia Madden.

I promise to love and cherish you.

I promise you'll never want for the rest of your life.

I promise to protect you.

I promise, Celia, to devote my whole life to making you happy.

Celia... you're crying.

Celia.

You were crying?

You got a lot to learn about women, Ben.

We also cry when we're most happy.

- I'll keep it confidential, Carl. - Well, I ain't saying you won't.

But the bank don't give out information like that.

Even to help a depositor?

- You mean Ben's in trouble? - It's possible, very possible.

The last withdrawal he made was five weeks ago, $100.

He still...

He still has almost 2,200 left in his account.

Do me a favor, Carl,

if Ben makes any large withdrawals, you let me know right away.

- Oh, now, Newly... - You'd be helping, believe me.

- All right. - I appreciate it, Carl, believe me.

Whoa.

I'll give the fire a boost. Then we'll have lunch and talk things over.

Oh, Ben, let me come with you.

We're gonna throw the biggest party Dodge ever seen.

Oh, but, Ben, I don't think we should be too extravagant.

There, now, see, I am talking just like a wife.

Well, I... I kind of like to hear you talk like that.

Miss Madden.

Hey, mister, what do you want?

Well, I've spent a little time looking for you, young lady.

Look, mister, who are you?

My name is Blake. That's neither here nor there.

But I'm guessing you're about to walk into the same trap I did.

Now, you wait right here, young lady, and discuss business.

Or do you wanna discuss it with the marshal?

- You get your hands off her. - Mister, this is between her and me.

You put another hand on her, you'll find out who it's between.

Now, you look. I've been through what you're about to go through.

The whole thing. Starting with letters.

Then a $100 train fare to bring her out to Masonville. Huh?

That 100 became 500 real quick,

she saying she was gonna buy furniture, china and so on.

Then another 100 here, another 100 there.

Before she left town, she was better than $900 to the good.

Well, then you add another 500 trying to locate her,

which is a matter of principle,

and I'm out over $1,500 that I'm looking to get satisfaction for.

- That's not true. - Oh?

Well, you ask her.

For every lie she'll give you, I can give you a fact and a figure.

But my only concern is in how fast I can get my money back.

But I don't have it.

Then you can start talking to the marshal.

Oh, no, no, please, Mr. Blake.

Well, then, where's the money?

I spent it. But, please, please, just give me some time.

Well, I'll be in Dodge till the morning.

That's your time to raise the 1,500.

I don't believe you done none of them things, even hearing you say it.

Oh, Ben, it's true.

Thinking I was gonna marry him, I just went out there

and I just spent the money foolishly, buying the best clothes and...

But then... then when I found out what he was really like,

I... well, suddenly I just couldn't go through with it.

Oh, Ben, I'm so ashamed.

Easy... Easy, now, little girl.

A pretty face like that wasn't made for crying.

1,500, he said?

Oh, no, Ben, Ben, I won't let you do it.

No way you can stop me. Bank's still open.

- I'll see you back at the hotel. - Ben.

Ben, I cheated that man.

Could have swore up and down he was lying.

Kind of evens things out, I'd say.

Hey, Newly. How are you?

Barney. Say, I want you to send a wire to the sheriff of Nemaha County.

It's a miracle when I get through up there.

- Don't expect an answer till tomorrow. - Well, that's all right, sir.

Simply say "Request verification on Celia Madden, resident of county."

Barney, would you keep this between you and me, sir?

- Right. - Thank you.

1,300, 1,400, $1,500.

And you tell him, he ever bothers you again,

he'll end up where money won't do him no good.

I don't know what to say, Ben.

I'll make it up to you, I promise.

Make what up? We're partners, ain't we?

I'm gonna give that back to you soon as I'm done work.

Do you have to work some more today?

Well, a job I promised to finish.

Maybe three, four o'clock.

We'll have the rest of the day.

Well, Ben Sommers is a man with considerable faith.

They call it love.

Well, I must say, our good Ben certainly come through without any trouble.

Let's worry about our trouble getting out of here.

I'll get the tickets. You just slip on the stage and we'll be on our way.

Three hours later, we'll be on a train leaving from Garden City

and we can just, oh, relax.

I don't know. It's...

It's getting harder for me to relax lately.

Now, what does that mean?

It's not very easy to look a man in the face

when he's telling you how much he loves you.

Now, what do you figure that smitty shop of his is worth, huh?

He strikes me as a man who pays his bills promptly.

He might have that place free and clear.

Blake, we made a very good profit. Please, let's just keep it that way.

Oh, it'd be a shame to just walk away.

I won't go for it.

You won't go for it?

- Well, why push our luck? - Let's just try a bit of nudging.

Suppose you told him I wanted more.

All right, he might say no.

Then again, he might say yes.

I don't wanna do this, Blake.

Now, you and I have got a business deal.

You owe me for time and effort,

for taking you out of that saloon, and for clothes.

Now, our deal called for you to acting like you were worth having

and for me to footing the bills.

Now, I say it's worth the gamble.

Just five minutes of your time could net us another thousand.

Now, I'll do all the thinking.

All you gotta do is just listen, huh?

Ben.

Celia.

I'm leaving, Ben. Afternoon stage.

What? Well, now, wait.

It's all here, your money.

Well, I thought you gave it to that fella Blake.

- He wouldn't take it. - Well, why not?

Well, he says that I owe him more. He... He was very angry.

I went into his room and... and he had this notebook,

and he said I owed him some more money.

Of course he was lying.

Ben. Ben, you can't go to him.

I'm gonna hammer his head through the wall is what I'm gonna do.

Don't you understand? I can't fight him.

He can have me sent to prison.

Celia, what he's trying to do makes him a thief.

Yes. Yes, he is trying to get more money out of you. I won't let him.

But, Ben, if you make a scene with him, I'll be facing a judge.

What am I supposed to do?

Nothing. I'm leaving on the stage. I've got enough money for a ticket.

I hope he just will be tired of following me around.

No wonder you wouldn't marry that...

Goodbye, Ben.

I'll never forget you.

- You're not leaving. - Oh, Ben.

No, no, we're gonna do what we said we were gonna do.

Listen, Ben, if you think I'm gonna permit you...

Well, it ain't you. It's me. Don't you understand?

It's... It's what I gotta do.

Well, here. You go back to him.

You tell him... Well, how much more does he want?

He says that I owe him at least a thousand more.

- Another thousand dollars? - Do you see how impossible it is?

No... ain't impossible. Uh...

- I'm gonna go to the marshal. - No, Celia. Celia.

Celia, the money ain't important.

Well, you are the only thing in the world that's important to me now.

Newly, I got some news for you.

Ben drew out $1,500 of his money from the bank this morning.

But that ain't all.

Just a little while ago he come into the bank

and he's borrowing another thousand against his smitty business.

- Where you going? - To tell Ben to examine his brains.

Newly, you can't. That information you got from me was confidential.

You want me to lose my job?

Carl, that girl can't leave town with Ben's money.

Worse, it'd be like taking the heart out of him.

- Now, what do you want me to do, Carl? - I know one thing you don't have to do.

- Sign. - Sign?

The loan papers. Ben has to have a co-signer.

Now, I heard Mr. Bodkin ask Ben who'd back him and he said you.

He said something about him backing you when you first come to town.

That's right. I borrowed $1,200 when I opened up this gun shop.

- Ben guaranteed the note. - Ah. Well, that's why I'm here.

Mr. Bodkin asked if you could come down to the bank. Ben's there now.

Now, Newly, you walk in like you don't know a thing

about that confidential information I gave you, you remember that.

Well, the loan is for $1,000 against the blacksmith shop that Ben has,

so you have ironclad security in case there's a default,

which, of course, is only technically needed.

Oh, kind of sorry about that little misunderstanding the other night.

Best forgotten.

If we had to sell that shop, Mr. Bodkin, how much would it be wroth?

Well, uh, physical assets, about 500.

But you're loaning $1,000 against it.

Well, yes. There's the reputation of the man to be considered.

I don't know.

- You don't know what? - I just don't know.

You forgetting who you come to when you wanted to open up that gun shop?

Except, Ben, I was, modestly speaking, a little bit more stable than you are.

You were what?

I think I have the right to know if Ben here is a saving man.

Ain't none of your business.

I think I should be informed if he's the same old Ben that we've all known,

or if all of a sudden he hasn't become, shall we say, extravagant.

Are you signing or not?

Last couple of days, drunk, fighting in the Long Branch, being temperamental.

- Are you signing? - I'm a cautious man, Ben. I'm not...

Where did I ever get the idea you were my friend?

Now, now.

Well, am I worth $1,000 or not, on my own name?

You're worth it, Ben, yes.

I'll have the money in your hands tomorrow morning,

after conferring with the directors, which I will handle tonight.

Well, he is upset, isn't he?

It'd be a simple world without females, Mr. Bodkin.

More complicated, but simple.

- What is it, Ben? - A little something, Celia.

When I was a little boy, I always remember

how my pa used to talk about the time he married my ma,

before marrying, I mean.

My pa was an old country man. He... He liked simple things.

- Is it for me? - For you.

I know, it's kind of silly maybe.

This is fun.

Oh, you... Ben.

I shouldn't... I shouldn't have done it.

How many more?

My pa was stupid, God bless him.

- Oh. Oh! - Oh!

Oh. Oh.

Wish I hadn't now.

No, no, I love it.

I kind of made it myself. Engagement ring.

Like my pa did for my ma. He was a blacksmith too.

Like father, like son, I guess, making a big thing of it.

Can I put it on?

Thing is, my pa said,

it's something between you and the woman gonna last forever.

Best you start by giving her something of yourself.

Making it, he meant.

He was kind of crazy.

Well, no, I mean... well, simple.

I guess he was just kind of plain, like me.

Celia, I... well...

I'll get you a fancier ring.

Shut up!

I hurt your feelings?

Well, I ain't cheap or nothing.

Oh, shut up!

Coming in now, Newly.

Had to go clear through St. Louis to reach Nemaha.

Hmm.

Any answer?

Uh, no, sir. Thank you.

Settle down!

Oh, I feel like something they scraped off a saloon floor.

He'll pay off. That's the important thing.

I figured if I gave it to Blake myself, I'd probably lose my temper.

Oh, we can't afford that, Ben.

- It's all here. - I'll give it to him.

You think you'll be having any more problems with him?

Oh, no, no, I already talked to him.

He just wants to go home. I think he's a bit frightened of you, Ben.

Hmm. Sure like him to have some special cause.

Ben, I wanna thank you for... well, you know.

Well, I better get back to the smitty. Some time and money to catch up on.

See you for supper.

It's too bad he hadn't got a million. I've never seen such a prime sucker.

Let's get out of here.

I'll take care of the profit and loss department.

Let's head to the Barbary Coast, Blake, and get into something else.

That conscience of yours, you should drop off at the most convenient ditch.

It's getting harder to shed, I guess.

Oh?

Well, you just think back to that saloon I found you in.

Those sweaty miners with 20 hands.

- Miss Madden. - Yes.

You don't mind me using your last name, do you?

No. No, of... of course not.

About that remote farm up near the northern border. A peculiar thing.

I guess they haven't more than two dozen families settled up there,

but the sheriff never heard of a Celia Madden.

Well, I guess they wouldn't know everybody up there.

On the contrary.

A sheriff covering maybe a thousand square miles drops in on folks.

Kansas people are kind of friendly, you know, or maybe you don't.

I was only a farm girl.

I may be stepping out on a limb, Miss Madden,

but I'm putting you under arrest.

What?

You can wait in our jail until the marshal gets back.

- There could be a mistake here. - Many things could be, Miss Madden.

But one thing there isn't,

and that's an innocent woman just hankering to raise a passel of kids

and to flutter her eyes at Ben across the supper table.

Mr. O'Brien, I think that your friendship for Ben is gonna...

You didn't hurt him?

I'm more concerned with our own necks at this point.

Now, you finish packing so we don't miss that stage.

Well, Ben, how be you today?

Fine, Festus, just fine.

I'm mighty glad to hear that.

Well, I... I've just kind of saw the noon stage off.

And there's somebody come out and got on it right quick.

That there Miss Madden.

What are you saying?

Well, that there girl that you kind of brung out,

she had her suitcase all packed and everything.

But the mainest reason, I was looking for Newly and he...

What are you doing in here?

Does it look like I'm whiling away the time of day?

Where's Celia?

Well, she might be one of two places, Ben.

Either at the ladies' aid society trying to raise money for a new school roof,

or on the noon stage with that partner of hers.

Now, that gives you a big choice.

If you're through with the questions, how about untying me?

Ben.

Ben!

Get round there. Get round there!

What the blazes...? Whoa.

That looks about it.

Mister...

I ever find you this side of the Missouri,

be my pleasure to fashion you a coffin,

best iron bands round that box you ever did see.

Get along now, Stoney.

Yay!

Ben... About filled up with lies.

- Start walking. - Where to?

- Dodge. - Dodge?

Dodge.

You mean me walking?

- What I mean. - Well, Ben, I can't do it.

People got more in 'em than they think.

But why? Why Dodge?

- Nearest jail. - What about him?

He ain't walking to Dodge, to no jail. What about him?

Didn't love him. Get along. Ain't but six, seven miles.

You expect me to walk that far?

I think a gal like you can do most anything.

Learned it slow, but learned it.

Dodge jail.

Ben.

Just put one foot ahead of the other.

Ben?

Ben, I'm not gonna do this.

Ben, it's not fair.

I won't do it.

I don't even have the right shoes on.

Ben.

Ben, come back here.

Ben.

Ben?

Well, one thing's sure, Newly, you got a hard head.

Now, Newly, are you sure that's all Ben said?

Well, it wasn't so much what he said. It's the way he looked.

He was mad, I mean real mad.

Here, Matthew. He's comin' in and he's bringin' her with him.

Whoa.

This is the longest walk I've ever had to any jail.

I figured you might have been acquainted with one or two.

There's the jail.

And there's the church.

Jail... or the church.

Take your choice.

Ben.

Jail... or the church.

Oh, Ben.

Got your choice.

You don't know me.

You don't know me. Saloons, all sorts of places.

I'm no good. I've never been any good.

I guess you'd rather have the jail, then.

Oh... Oh, Ben.

You sure are the crying'st woman.