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[tense music playing]
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Look, Livvie...
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Don't. Don't. Don't.
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-[Matt] Easy.
-[Nathan] Okay.
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-Livvie, easy--
-Don't call me that.
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Even when I loved you,
I hated when you called me
Livvie.
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Look, even at my worst,
you loved it
when I called you Livvie.
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-Are you gaslighting me
about a fucking nickname?
-No. I'm just reminding you--
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Hey, maybe it's not a good idea
to argue with the crazy lady
holding a gun.
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-Don't call a woman crazy.
-Even when she's pointing a gun
at us?
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I'm not the crazy one here,
okay?
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This is
a perfectly reasonable response
to what that monster did.
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Reasonable for you, yeah.
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[Nathan] We agree completely.
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-You are not crazy at all.
-Don't patronize me.
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-Looks like I can't win.
-Just shut up.
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What is it you want, Olivia?
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The same thing
I have wanted for years.
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To stop you
from hurting more people.
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But no. Every time
I would go to the cops,
they would just dismiss me.
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Apparently,
a lot of women call them
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to say their shitty exes
are the Westside Ripper.
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Oh, my God! So that's why
you pretended to be a cop.
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You're not crazy. No. I'm just--
I'm putting pieces together
here, so...
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-Yes, that's why.
-So you just walked
into crime scenes?
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-No one questioned you?
-You'd be surprised
what you can pull off
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with just a blue jacket
and a sense of entitlement.
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And still, no one wants
to believe me
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that this guy
is a fucking killer.
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I believe you,
but since we've been together,
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Matt has done
some incredible healing work.
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[laughs wryly] Healing?
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Aw! Girl, grow up!
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Which trauma narrative
did he tell you, hmm?
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Uncle's cigarette burns
or mean dead stepmom?
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-[Matt] Okay, Olivia.
-[Olivia] It was mean
dead stepmom, right?
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Protecting his little brother.
Of course he used that one
on you,
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-since you're so pathetically
dependent on your sister.
-"Pathetically dependent"?
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-Did you say that to her?
-I did not say those words
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in that order.
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So that hunting trip
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with Uncle Stan, that--
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[Olivia] Total bullshit.
Made it up.
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Maybe the answer
is just to put you down
like the dog that you are.
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[Matt] Why don't you
think this through?
What about Ollie?
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[Olivia] What about him?
He's with my parents.
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[Matt] You're okay
with him just never seeing
his father again?
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Maybe he's better off without--
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Hey, hey! What are you doing?
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Sorry. Do you still
want us here?
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We thought you wanted
some privacy.
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How about we let the women go?
Let the women go.
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-They don't need
to be a part of this.
-Spare me the fake-ass chivalry.
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-Okay? Ava gave me
the whole scoop on you.
-What's that mean?
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-What did you tell her?
-I didn't say anything.
She's obviously crazy.
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-Now she's crazy?
-She is crazy.
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[Matt] This is what she does.
All right?
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She manipulates people,
gets in your head,
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and then she just...
makes you fight.
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Oh, that's rich,
coming from you.
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He may say that he loves you,
but that man is incapable
of love.
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-Don't talk about him like that.
-Tory, stay out of it, please!
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It's true. You never loved me,
and you never supported my work!
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[laughing] Oh, come on.
What? Your credit card scam?
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In my defense,
you weren't smart enough
to pull that off anyway, so...
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Oh, yeah?
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How come I got you
to kill that cop?
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Matt, what is she talking about?
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You didn't get me
to kill anyone.
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I did that all on my own.
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Oh, sweetie, that's what
I wanted you to think.
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You killed a police officer?
When?
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I needed him dead,
so I may as well use you
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for the one thing
you're actually good at.
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You used me?
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Oh, God! [screams]
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[Matt] Ow! Okay, ow!
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Okay, look, Liv-- Uh...
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Olivia, come on. What is this?
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We used to love each other.
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We both know that's not true.
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-[grunting]
-[Olivia groans]
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[coughs wetly]
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[Ava yelps]
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[menacing musical sting]
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[gasps]
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[quietly] What did I do?
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Oh, no, no.
What did I do?
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-[knife clatters]
-What did I do?
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-[Ava] It's okay.
You saved our lives.
-[coughs]
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-You-you had to.
-You saved us.
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-No, no. Wh-wh--
-[Ava] No. It's okay. You--
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-[Nathan] You needed to.
-You saved us. It's okay.
Just... Oh, my God!
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[breathing heavily]
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You just killed
the mother of my child.
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[breathing shakily]
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Oh, my God.
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[Nathan] Okay. Easy, buddy.
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Easy. Just stay calm.
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[video call ringing]
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[beeps]
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Friends, disciples, lovers...
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I am so honored
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to be officiating
this sacred event.
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In order to get things started,
I will simply need
a valid credit card number.
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[dramatic musical sting]
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[tense music playing]
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[Tory] I-I...
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-It's okay, Tory.
-Uh-huh.
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We're gonna... figure this out.
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How?
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-[Ava whimpers]
-Uh...
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-Ava?
-I'm thinking.
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Just thinking.
Trying to think about--
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[knocking on door]
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-[Nick] Hey, guys.
-Bring it in.
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Some of us really need
to use the bathroom.
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-Can you guys take turns
going behind the shed?
-Behind the shed? Okay.
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All right. Great party.
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-Okay. Whoo! Okay.
-Thank you.
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Listen to me.
I know this is very sad,
and terrifying, and awful,
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but we have
a dead fucking body--
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Her name is Olivia.
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[clears throat] Okay.
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We have a dead Olivia
on our floor right now,
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and we got a ton
of fucking guests outside
ready to party.
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We have to do something.
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Yeah, okay, I'll , uh...
I'll go tell 'em
the wedding's off.
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No, you can't do that.
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-[Nathan] Tory!
-What?
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I just killed somebody.
I need spousal privilege
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so Matt can't be compelled
to testify against me.
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-[Ava] Wh--
-And...
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unless you wanna go to prison,
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you're gonna need that
from me too.
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She's right.
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She's right.
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I guess we're getting married.
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Oh, my God. [breathes deeply]
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Okay, all right.
Kids, listen up.
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Each of you
are going to do exactly...
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what the fuck I say.
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I will create a diversion.
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-[Ava grunts]
-[water spraying]
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-Hey.
-[Ava] Tory and Matt,
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you get rid of the guests.
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Make sure you journal
about this, okay?
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Thanks.
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[Ava] Nathan and I
will clear the way.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Jesus Christ!
Couldn't you just say
that the house was flooded?
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This gives us an excuse
to tear up the floorboards.
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You wanna put a rug
over the bloodstain
and call it a day?
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I gotta say,
I marry a lot of people...
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and animals.
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But you two
truly have what it takes
to go the distance.
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[Ava] I'll handle
the childcare situation.
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Hey, Serena, could you keep Jack
a few more hours?
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It's really crazy over here.
You're a lifesaver.
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And that leaves
the body situation.
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Well, Matt, if there was ever
a "you" job...
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[Matt] I don't think
I wanna do this.
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I don't even know if I can.
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You're doing it,
and I'm helping you.
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Hey, look at that,
an extra set of hands
to help you bury a body.
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That's gotta feel like a luxury.
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Hey. Hey, sweetie,
I'm just, uh... checking on you.
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How are you feeling?
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Like I crossed a line
I can never come back from.
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[sighs] I know. It's okay.
We're gonna figure this out.
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I can't imagine what your brain
is going through now.
But I promise you...
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-[phone dings]
-...it is gonna be okay.
And I-- Oh, my God.
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The Nextdoor mom brigade
just spotted Olivia's car.
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"...outside some shitty house
in Mar Vista."
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[gasps] We're the shitty house
in Mar Vista. Fuck!
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Stay right there.
It's gonna be okay.
Just hold on.
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Should we put her
in the back of your truck?
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No. Let's take your Jeep.
We're gonna need
the four-wheel drive.
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[Ava] Wait. Stop!
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Drop her. Unwrap her.
I gotta get something.
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You're kidding me, right?
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I know you're traumatized,
and I really feel for you.
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But right now, I need you to
put on the dead lady's jacket,
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drive her car
back to her house,
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so the neighborhood moms
don't call the cops on us
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and send us all to jail.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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[engine starts]
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-[coyote yips]
-[shovel clanks]
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[Nathan panting]
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[Matt] Hey, uh...
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Hey, Nathan,
I actually wanna say
a few words.
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[clears throat]
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Yeah, so, do you mind?
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This hole's gonna take forever
to dig.
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I think we can spare a minute.
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-Okay.
-Thank you.
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Um...
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[exhales]
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You know, I actually proposed
to her in a park just like this.
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She loved nature.
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She... said it gave her space
to think.
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Peace, I guess. And...
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Well, she's gonna have
plenty of that now.
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Well said.
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Uh, I wasn't actually finished,
so...
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[shovel thuds forcefully]
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[breathlessly]
Are you kidding me?
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All the shit you said about her?
All the horrible things
you said about her,
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and now you wanna... you wanna
act like the grieving widower?
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I am the grieving widower.
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-Fuck you!
-Fuck you!
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All right, look, buddy,
let's just cool off, okay?
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Let's just back off.
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No. I'm not scared
of you anymore.
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Because this is all a lie.
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Everything you do is a lie.
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-You manipulated me.
-Sure.
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You manipulated Ava.
You manipulated Tory.
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It's all bullshit.
I'm fucking done.
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Fuck you. Fuck you!
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You're fucking done?
You're fucking done?
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[panting]
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Fuck, Nathan.
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Stay the-stay the fuck down.
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I don't wanna hurt you.
Nathan, I'm fucking warning you.
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-[grunts]
-Nathan!
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[grunts]
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You think I wanted to do that?
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What the fuck is this?
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I'm calling you
on all your bullshit.
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Where are you right now?
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What are you doing?
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You're burying a body.
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["Night" by Daniel Spaleniak
playing]
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You're right.
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I'm done with you.
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I'm done with all this.
240
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,972
Where are you going?
241
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,841
Nathan, you're
just as fucking guilty as I am.
242
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,677
What are you gonna do,
turn me in?
243
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,779
[dejected] Do whatever you want.
244
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,747
I don't care anymore.
245
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,453
[engine starts]
246
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,727
[song continues]
247
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:15,542
* Quiet
How quiet is the night? *
248
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,943
[phone line ringing]
249
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,647
-[Tory on phone] Hey.
-Hey. How's it going
with the car? You okay?
250
00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,116
[Tory] Yeah, it's done.
I got an Uber back home.
251
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,819
Wow. You're home already?
That was really fast.
252
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,620
[Tory] Just wanted
to get it done.
253
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,790
Know what?
You should not be alone tonight.
So can you come back here and...
254
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,892
-I'm good.
-[Ava] Okay, listen,
255
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,662
I know tonight was scary,
and awful, and all the things,
256
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:39,432
but it's gonna be okay.
Matt and Nathan are taking care
of everything right now.
257
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:43,136
And, um, soon,
life's gonna go back
to normal, all right?
258
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,539
Normal life. We're gonna
put all this behind us.
It's gonna be okay.
259
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,475
Normal life is over for me now.
260
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,677
I don't like your tone.
Are-- [sighs]
261
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,445
You're really freaking me out.
262
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,480
[Tory] I'm just tired.
263
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,417
Um, th-thank you
for looking out for me tonight.
264
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,886
Of course. I will always
look out for you, okay?
265
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,422
And I... I am so proud of you.
266
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,391
I mean, you were so brave and...
267
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,926
I saw a side of you
I've never seen before.
It was like--
268
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,462
Ave, hey, look,
you really gotta let me go,
okay?
269
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,231
I'm exhausted. Um...
270
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,198
Good night.
271
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,199
[phone disconnects]
272
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,835
[sighs]
273
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,676
["Night" continues]
274
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,344
[boards clattering]
275
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,017
[Ava sighs]
276
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,986
Oh, my God. What happened?
277
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,921
-[door slams shut]
-I did it.
278
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,756
I told Matt off.
We got into a fight.
279
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,458
I called him out
on all his bullshit.
280
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:42,128
Wait. What?
Really? You got in a fight?
281
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,597
-Holy shit! Are you okay?
-I feel great.
282
00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:47,967
Wow, babe. If our lives
weren't in total shambles
and pretty much over,
283
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,936
I'd be really turned on
right now.
284
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,238
Sidenote,
Tory is not doing well.
I'm very concerned.
285
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,341
Of course not.
She's been under his spell
for so long.
286
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,243
You shoulda heard him out there,
the way he was talking
about Olivia,
287
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,680
like-like he actually cared.
He was a regular Gary Oldman.
288
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,215
Yeah, but-- Wait. Gary Oldman?
289
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,551
Yeah. He was putting on
a great performance.
290
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:06,152
You don't... like Gary Oldman?
291
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,254
No. He's my favorite.
I fucking love Gary Oldman.
292
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,690
-"Dracula." Yeah.
-"Air Force One." Geez.
293
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,559
-"Sid and Nancy."
-Oh, my God.
294
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,394
Then he did
an episode of "Friends."
295
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,530
The drama, the comedy.
What can't Gary Oldman do? Oh!
296
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,501
That's my point.
I don't think Matt was actually
putting on a performance.
297
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,602
I think he's upset about Olivia.
298
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,405
That was
the mother of his child,
don't forget. [splutters]
299
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,674
And Tory... I mean,
she killed someone.
300
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,842
This is heavy shit.
301
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,643
She just needs time
to process it.
302
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:34,047
She needs time away from Matt.
303
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,249
-We all do.
-No shit.
304
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,752
That's why I left him there
to clean up
his own fucking mess.
305
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,253
That's good.
Wait. What? You did what?
306
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,555
You left Matt alone in the woods
with a dead body?
307
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,526
-Yeah.
-You left a corpse in the woods,
covered in our DNA,
308
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:50,497
and the only person
that can take care of shit
is a sociopathic killer,
309
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,365
who you told to fuck off?
310
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,933
And punched in the face.
311
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,336
[suspenseful music playing]
312
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,215
[helicopter blades whirring]
313
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,053
[indistinct chatter in distance]
314
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,256
Fuck.
315
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,368
-Fuck!
-Just stop pacing around.
You look really obvious.
316
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,437
-What are we gonna do?
-You need to calm down.
317
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,171
I'm calm.
318
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,906
What are we gonna do?
319
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,974
-Just let me think.
-Yeah. Think.
320
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,143
-You know what?
Give me your jacket.
-What? Why?
321
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,446
Because Olivia
got away with anything
and walked in anywhere
322
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,981
in a windbreaker,
and they believed her.
I'm gonna do the same thing.
323
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,617
Walk down there with confidence,
wear your windbreaker,
look like--
324
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,954
No, absolutely not.
You are not going down there
and impersonating a fucking cop.
325
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,389
Are you out of your mind?
326
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,623
You got a better idea?
327
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,459
[police chatter in distance]
328
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,861
[sighs]
329
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,196
[suspenseful music playing]
330
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:59,499
-[chatter]
-[police radio chatter]
331
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,468
[helicopter blades thumping]
332
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,336
Shit.
333
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,408
[clears throat]
334
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,343
[sighs]
335
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,180
[sighs]
336
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,555
Doesn't get easier
no matter how many times
you see it.
337
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,090
Yep.
338
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,392
[sighs]
339
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,526
They ID the vic yet?
340
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,128
Not yet.
341
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,563
But, uh...
342
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:34,100
we know. It's another
Copycat Killer victim.
343
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,304
Yes, this is obviously
the Copycat Killer.
344
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,374
-That's right.
That's very for sure.
-Mm-hmm.
345
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:45,045
Especially since
they found another cipher
surrounding the body.
346
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,480
-Cipher?
-Mm-hmm.
347
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,716
-A cipher here?
Around this body?
-Yeah.
348
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:53,353
[quietly] Oh, my God.
You fucking asshole.
Are you kidding me?
349
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,187
Mmm.
350
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,389
What agency are you with?
351
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:57,624
Oh.
352
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,160
That's a...
That's a good question.
353
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,696
Special Victims Unit
Mountain Division.
354
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,398
[grunts] I solve a lot
of mountain crimes.
355
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,501
They call me in
for this sort of thing.
This is my...
356
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,638
[splutters] Yeah. God,
my boss is actually calling.
Yes, sir?
357
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,874
Oh, my God. Another hiker
fell off the mountain.
I'm gonna have to go.
358
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,710
Yeah, okay, sir.
I'm coming in now.
359
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,244
[suspenseful music playing]
360
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:21,915
[Nathan]
So, Matt's communicating
with the Copycat Killer?
361
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,516
-Why?
-I have no idea.
362
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,885
But you were right.
We have to wash our hands
of him.
363
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,988
We've been given a gift.
They're gonna pin this
on the Copycat Killer,
364
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,757
and we're gonna be
off the hook again.
365
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,293
We can't worry
about Matt's next move.
366
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,395
We gotta worry about ours.
367
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,631
-[phone dings]
-[Ava] Hi, Fluffle...
368
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,434
[sighs] ...if there are
any of you left out there.
369
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,771
I know most of you hate me
or... think I'm a fraud.
370
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,841
The truth is you're not wrong.
I'm not Murder-Bunny.
371
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,042
I mean, I am,
372
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,944
but I--
it's not what defines me.
373
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,046
I have a murder-baby
and a murder-hubby.
374
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,315
I mean, I have a family,
375
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:56,516
a family that loves me,
376
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:01,488
despite the danger I put 'em in
with this... addiction. [sighs]
377
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:05,625
'Cause that's what
true crime is, right,
for people like you and me.
378
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,462
[sighs] I claim to be
about exposing the truth,
379
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,232
righting wrongs, solving crime,
blah, blah,
380
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,001
but this was about
wanting to feel special...
381
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,003
[voice breaking]
...to feel like I was somebody.
382
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,473
But to the people
that matter most... [sniffs]
383
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,077
...I already was. [sniffs]
384
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,416
Anyway, thanks
for coming along for the ride.
385
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,518
Signing off now.
386
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,353
Forever.
387
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,088
[phone beeps]
388
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,791
[Nathan] That was brave.
389
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,492
Well, I had to do something.
390
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,126
I'm proud of you.
391
00:17:40,694 --> 00:17:44,397
And now, we can focus
on our family, our marriage.
392
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,499
How about starting right now?
393
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,070
I-is that...
394
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,138
kinda disrespectful?
395
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,708
Oh, after all the things
we've done,
396
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,477
is that where you wanna
draw the line in the sand?
397
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,113
-I do not.
-Hmm.
398
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,148
Come here.
399
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,456
So... you're friends
with my mom?
400
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,559
[Tory] Yep. She's...
She is my good friend.
401
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,128
That's why you have her car?
402
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:18,164
Mm-hmm. Yep, she leant it to me.
403
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,599
For today.
404
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,170
That's weird.
I thought my grandma
was picking me up.
405
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,140
Well, maybe she just wanted
to surprise you.
406
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,843
Well, I do like surprises.
407
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:32,145
[laughing] Yeah, me too.
408
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,480
Me too.
409
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,248
[Nathan chuckling]
410
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,817
That was nice.
411
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,252
Yeah, it was.
412
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:42,322
[phone dings repeatedly]
413
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,859
-You need to get that?
-It's the Fluffle.
414
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,662
You know, I put a mirror up
to their own bullshit addiction,
so they're freaking out.
415
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,866
-It's gonna be fine.
It'll go away soon.
-[dinging continues]
416
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,134
That's impressive, babe.
417
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,870
-But they're really
blowing you up.
-Yeah, I know.
418
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,171
-Okay.
-[phone dings]
419
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,008
[gasps]
420
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,176
[dramatic musical sting]
421
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,378
-Oh, my God.
-Hmm?
422
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,748
The-the filter
must have glitched.
They saw my face.
423
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,083
Now they're doxing me.
424
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,885
What? They can't dox you.
I won't let them.
425
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,019
What's doxing again?
426
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,554
Trolls are leaking
our information.
427
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,390
Oh, my God. "Ava Bartlett, 37.
Married to Nathan."
428
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,426
Oh, my God.
They Google Mapped our house.
429
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,362
Shit. "Ava Bartlett,
we know this is where you live
430
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,597
with your baby
and your... douchey husband."
431
00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:27,233
-[Ava gasps]
-"Good luck sleeping tonight."
432
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,202
No. This isn't trolling.
It's a death threat.
433
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,604
We have to get out of here. Now.
434
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,510
[Ava] Serena, you are
such a lifesaver. Thank you.
435
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,612
We will be there
to get Jack in 20, okay?
436
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:42,949
-[Serena] Ava, they're saying
you're Murder-Bunny on TikTok.
-TikTok?
437
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,451
I don't... No, I don't think so.
438
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,553
-We're going through
the mountains.
-[Serena] Ava?
439
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,055
-[imitates static]
I gotta go. Bye.
-[beeps]
440
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,690
[sighs] God, I hate lying.
441
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,892
What's going on at Airbnb?
Did you find anything?
442
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,695
-How come all these places
have billiard rooms?
-All right, babe,
443
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,431
-it's a temporary safe house.
Nothing flashy. Come on.
-Right.
444
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,735
Although, Bing Crosby's place
in Palm Springs is listed here.
445
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,503
It's kind of a steal.
446
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,972
How long has he been there?
447
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,274
Bing? I'm pretty sure he's dead.
448
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,710
Not Bing.
This Range Rover behind us.
449
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,545
I saw it, like, 10 blocks ago,
and now it's back.
450
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,614
It's fine.
That's how traffic works.
451
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,917
Oh, thank you. Really.
But no, I think
he's following us.
452
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:20,954
Babe, I love you.
I think you're being paranoid.
Everything's cool.
453
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,690
-No one's following us.
-You're right.
Who could be following us?
454
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,893
Oh, I know. Matt,
the Copycat Killer,
thousands of angry TikTok fans,
455
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,996
-anyone that knows
what we did to Olivia.
-You're right. You're right.
456
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,398
Someone could be following us.
457
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,033
You know what?
I'm gonna find out.
458
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,169
-[tires screech]
-[suspenseful music playing]
459
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,538
Shit. Someone's
definitely following us.
460
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,607
Okay, hang on.
461
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,109
-[tires screech]
-[exclaims]
462
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,978
-[tires screeching]
-[both screaming]
463
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,746
[tires screeching]
464
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,018
-Whoa. Oh, my God. Okay.
-Okay. Okay, turn in here.
465
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,586
-Turn. Turn.
-Okay. Hold on.
466
00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:55,155
[tires screeching]
467
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,623
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
-Oh, my God!
468
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,625
[tires screech]
469
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,394
-Yes!
-I can't believe
I just did that!
470
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,662
-Fuckers!
-Holy shit!
471
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,098
-Whoa! Stop! Stop! Stop!
-Okay. Okay, okay.
472
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:06,666
[tires screech]
473
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,868
-Back it up. Back the car up.
-Okay, I'm trying.
474
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:12,539
-Back it up. Back it up.
-Oh, my God. I can't.
They're coming right at us.
475
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:13,873
Oh, shit.
476
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,683
[gentle music playing
over sound system]
477
00:21:25,218 --> 00:21:26,386
[Ollie] Daddy!
478
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:27,854
[Matt] Ollie?
479
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,889
Hey, buddy.
480
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,057
I'm happy to see you.
481
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,059
But, uh,
what are you doing here?
482
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,527
Mom's friend wanted
to surprise you.
483
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,730
Did it work? Are you surprised?
484
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,934
Y-yeah. Yeah,
I'm really surprised, buddy.
485
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,602
She did not tell me anything.
486
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,105
[Tory] Ollie, you hungry?
Wanna get something?
487
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:46,306
Order whatever you want.
488
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,575
[suspenseful music playing]
489
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,284
Who the hell is that?
Stalkers, FBI,
your psycho TikTok fans?
490
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,086
[gasps] Worse.
491
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:01,488
Podcasters.
492
00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:07,527
Ava and Nathan Bartlett?
493
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,930
It's so funny
running into you two here!
494
00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:14,868
Hey, do you guys wanna
come on our podcast?
'Cause we're such huge fans.
495
00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:18,004
Well, then send a fruit basket.
Don't roll up on us
down an alleyway.
496
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:20,674
Okay, just hold on. Normally,
in any other circumstance,
497
00:22:20,774 --> 00:22:24,110
I would literally die to be
on a "Sisters in Crime" podcast.
498
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,079
I mean, this is blowing my mind.
499
00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,847
I am... I am a huge fan.
500
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,050
But seriously, what the hell?
But... big fan.
501
00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:33,687
Oh, really?
Because you haven't purchased
any of our bumper stickers.
502
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,822
I don't see our hoodies
or our travel mugs.
503
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,757
Listen, I know
you're after Murder-Bunny.
504
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,026
Guess what.
That's not me anymore.
I've put that behind me.
505
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,929
-It's behind her. It's done.
-So, it's over. It's done.
We've moved on.
506
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,465
Honey, we don't give a shit
about Murder-Bunny.
507
00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:47,200
Yeah, by the way, terrible name.
508
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,735
-Really?
-[Romy] So first-thought.
509
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,871
We're here to talk
about "Based on a True Story."
510
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,540
[dramatic music playing]
511
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,342
-Based on a...
-Based on what?
512
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,478
-...a True...
-"Based on a True Story" is you.
513
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,181
One of our many fans
is a linguistics professor.
514
00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:03,783
And he found
undeniable similarities
515
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,153
between their intro
and Murder-Bunny's
speech patterns.
516
00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:09,322
This is "Based on a True Story."
517
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:13,126
[distorted voice]
"Get a life. Don't take a life."
Good advice in general.
518
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,061
And here is Murder-Bunny.
519
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:18,031
[Ava] Get a life.
Don't take a life.
Find a hobby or something.
520
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:19,065
[Ava groans]
521
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,302
Okay. [sighs]
So what do you want?
522
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,304
What everyone wants, content.
523
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:28,942
Record a voice-distorted
interview with us
as "Based on a True Story"
524
00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,176
and remain anonymous,
525
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:32,312
or we'll reveal your identities
526
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,947
and let the police deal
with you.
527
00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,251
Fine.
Where do you wanna do this?
528
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:39,986
Get in the Rover.
529
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:40,920
Let's roll.
530
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,892
-[Nathan] Is this necessary?
-[Ava] Come on!
531
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,994
We just want you guys
to feel comfortable
532
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,263
and know that
nobody's going anywhere.
You guys look like runners.
533
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:53,233
We'll play your little game
with your little zip ties,
all right?
534
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,735
But first,
can you give me my phone?
I need to call my sitter.
535
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,871
-Can you take these off
for a second?
-I'm so sorry. No.
536
00:23:57,971 --> 00:24:00,273
[Romy] So we're gonna go ahead
and get set up,
537
00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:03,943
but do you guys want anything
while you wait?
Topo Chico with a straw?
538
00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:06,546
How 'bout you let us go
and stop blackmailing us?
539
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,183
No can do-skies.
Mama needs a new hot tub.
[giggles]
540
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,951
-Okay, BRB.
-See you guys soon.
541
00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:14,254
-Let's have fun out there.
-Yeah, just stay loose.
542
00:24:14,354 --> 00:24:17,590
-It's a conversation.
That's all.
-Yeah. Between friends.
543
00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:18,958
[door closes]
544
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:20,660
-Joke's on them.
-[Ava] Why?
545
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,495
There's a pound of shit
in every hot tub.
546
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,830
You might wanna
get serious here,
547
00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:25,999
'cause this could be
the end of us as we know it.
548
00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:28,301
[Nathan]
They don't care about us.
All they care about is likes.
549
00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:30,904
We'll give 'em
a couple soundbites
and get the fuck outta here.
550
00:24:31,004 --> 00:24:32,906
You're right. It's just
a life-and-death podcast.
551
00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:35,041
It's not real.
It's not really life and death.
552
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:38,378
-Although, these feel real.
They're really tight.
-They are real.
553
00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:39,679
-Are yours tight?
-They're zip ties.
554
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,014
They didn't really put 'em
on there.
555
00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:43,983
We're just gonna give 'em
the greatest hits,
Westside Ripper,
556
00:24:44,084 --> 00:24:46,986
-and then they'll let us go
before you know it.
-All right. Yeah.
557
00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,022
-We're gonna get 'em
focused on Matt.
-Exactly.
558
00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:51,491
Get 'em off our fucking backs.
Then we can lay low for a while.
559
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,426
Get this shit behind us.
560
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,028
I have to say,
they're being a bit dramatic,
561
00:24:55,128 --> 00:24:58,098
but we're in the "Sisters
in Crime" recording studio!
562
00:24:58,198 --> 00:24:59,666
Bucket list moment!
563
00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,267
-Can we get on with it?
-Yeah.
564
00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,602
-Okay, are you ready?
-Yeah.
565
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:05,105
All right, guys. We're ready.
566
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,674
[suspenseful music playing]
567
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:18,251
[distorted voice] Hello,
"Based on a True Story."
568
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,086
I've been dying to meet you.
569
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,757
Or should I say
"killing to meet you"?
570
00:25:24,391 --> 00:25:26,059
This is the Copycat Killer.
571
00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:29,095
And in case
you haven't figured it out
yet...
572
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,499
you're my next victims.
573
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:35,835
[suspenseful music intensifies]
574
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,505
["Howl" by Lucy Kruger
& the Lost Boys playing]
575
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:41,941
* Technically, I don't have
the truth *
576
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:46,212
* I don't know what to tell you
I don't know what to tell you *
577
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:49,049
* I'm on the fence *
578
00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:53,853
* Of everything I've done *
579
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:57,157
* And everything
I've ever said *
580
00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:59,059
* I don't wanna regret *
581
00:26:02,028 --> 00:26:07,467
* Never making a mess
Of this Sunday dress *
582
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:09,869
* I'm on the fence *
583
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:15,075
* I'm on the fence *
584
00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:23,083
* I wanna scream *
585
00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:26,186
* You're beautiful *
586
00:26:26,286 --> 00:26:29,022
* I wanna be useful *
587
00:26:29,556 --> 00:26:30,757
[song ends]
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