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[thumping]
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[sighs]
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[yelps, grunts]
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[groans]
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[crashes]
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[groaning] Oh, my back.
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[Craig] Ah, ah,
please hold all questions
to the end.
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- [clicks]
- [funky music playing]
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How many times
has this happened to you?
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You're sitting around
being old,
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and you're thinking
to yourself,
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"How can I, Quesa Poblana,
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get in on the ground floor
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of this generation's
next great wrestling star?"
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[both] Star, star, star.
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What are y'all doin'
in my house?
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Well, now you can
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by joining Team Craig
as the trainer
of Accountant Girl.
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[party horns blowing]
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Now, I've taken the liberty
of compiling all the reasons
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this would be an
incredibly lucrative enterprise
for the Poblano brand.
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Seven hundred and two,
to be exact. One...
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you're old.
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Do you want to die
taking all your secrets
to the grave?
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[funeral bells chiming]
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- No, Craig--
- [Craig] Two...
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- Money.
- [cash register dings]
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We'll make a lot of it
when Andy gets famous.
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No! Wait.
Who is he?
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Hey! These... Ugh. Craig!
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The rest of these
all just say "money."
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I'm sorry, Aunt P.
Give us a second.
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Are you interrupting
my pitch right now?
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I got her
right where I want her.
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I can't believe this.
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[Andy] It's not a pitch
if you just say it
over and over.
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- [indistinct shouting]
- [Poblana straining]
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- [bell ringing]
- Fine! Fine! I'll do it.
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Just call an ambulance!
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[theme music playing]
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[ambulance sirens wailing]
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Ooh. There she is.
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♪ It's happening! ♪
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I can't believe
your pitch worked.
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Yeah.
That was impressive, Craig.
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Of course, it worked.
Come on!
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You guys think
I just make this stuff up?
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- [Andy] Hey!
- Huh?
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Aunt P!
When do we start?
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[Poblana growls] This girl.
She's... She's a menace.
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I'll never get rid of her.
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There has to be a way.
Something, anything
I can do to get her to...
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Huh.
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Hmm...
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- [objects clattering]
- [Poblana mumbling]
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It's gotta be here somewhere.
Where is it?
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What's she doing?
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Probably some kind
of super-secret training.
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[thuds]
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Andy, was it?
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Want me to train you?
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Fine. I'll train you
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if you can perform
ten Perfect Strikes
before the week is up.
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The counter will track you.
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Do it, I'll take you on
as my pupil.
No questions asked.
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Fail, you leave my farm,
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and you leave me alone
for good.
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[chuckles softly]
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That's it?
Punch this thing ten times?
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[scoffs] A week?
I'll do this in a minute.
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[exhilarating music playing]
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- [grunting]
- [dinging]
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- Go, Andy!
- Come on!
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- [grunting]
- [dinging]
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- [grunting]
- [dinging]
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- [grunts, growls]
- [dinging]
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[crickets chirping]
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- Uh...
- [machine clanging]
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I think the thing's broken,
Aunt P.
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- Yeah, Aunt P.
This thing's broken.
- [machine beeping]
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[Poblana] I'm not your aunt!
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And who are you?
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[Craig] Don't you, uh,
need that?
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Watch!
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[grand music playing]
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[Poblana]
Not a perfect punch...
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...a Perfect Strike.
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[grunt echoes]
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[epic music playing]
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[creaking]
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[all screaming]
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- What's happening?
- What's-- [screams]
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[music fades]
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[wind howling]
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[crashes]
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[chiming]
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First one's free.
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Nine more to go.
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That was incredible.
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[hesitates]
What even was that?
Magic?
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I mean,
the sheer concentration
of force involved,
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it completely defies physics.
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To generate that level...
[continues indistinctly]
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[Andy] The Perfect Strike.
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It was so fast,
I could barely see it.
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She wants me to do that
in a week?
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[wood thudding]
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[Andy] Can I really
do something like that?
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No. Not "can I?"
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I will.
I will do it.
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This is it.
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This is my chance
to show Aunt P--
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- [crashes]
- [alarm whistle blows]
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Craig, what are you doing?
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- [Craig grunts]
- [crashes]
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I'm gonna smash this thing
till the counter gets to...
[grunts]
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ten!
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[Mikey] Okay.
So if we take 12,200 and...
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- Yeah, which equals
mass times acceleration...
- [thoughts echoing]
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measuring the force which...
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No! Stop!
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- Stop.
- [Mikey] We start
with Aunt P's height...
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Stop!
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[thuds]
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I appreciate all... this
you're trying to do,
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but I wanna do this on my own.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you see what she did?
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Yeah, Andy.
I think if we just
did a bit of research--
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I know. I know.
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But Poblana gave me this task.
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I can't take a shortcut,
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and I can't have someone
just give me the answer.
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This is my test.
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Quesa Poblana, The Spicy Fist,
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my idol, is giving me a shot.
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I gotta show her
what I'm made of.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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- [grunting]
- [equipment clanking]
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[grunting]
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[continues grunting]
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[continues grunting]
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[groaning]
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She's been at this
for almost two days.
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The stupid counter thing
hasn't moved at all.
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This is dumb.
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Are we really gonna waste
the rest of the week
just doing this?
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[sighs wearily]
I don't know how much longer
she can keep this up.
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This is a scam.
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Clearly, no way Aunt P
thinks she can do this
in seven days.
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She totally set her up to fail,
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which means
you know what
we have to do, right?
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We... [gasps]
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We gotta help her.
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The Rustburn library
has a whole section of--
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No!
Reading is never the answer.
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I'm talking about cheating.
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Look, the only way
to counter a scam
is with another scam.
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We find a way
to hack the machine.
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Guys!
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Tryin' to focus here.
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[soft clanging]
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- You're wrong.
- Your plan is stupid.
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- No. Listen to me.
- Your plan is stupid.
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- You listen to me!
- Get your finger out of my...
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[screaming] You know what?
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We don't have time for this.
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You go do whatever
dumb nerd stuff
you wanna do.
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I'm gonna go do my cool stuff.
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We'll see who actually
helps Andy. Deal?
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It's not a competition.
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It is.
Everything's a competition.
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Guys!
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[grunts]
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[inhales] Ah!
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Scammer's Alley.
Home away from home.
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[Mildew] Aye, hey!
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Craigy baby.
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Mildew, my main man.
How are ya?
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[laughs loftily]
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Hide your wallets, people.
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This guy right here?
Master Haggler he is.
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Uh-oh. Don't come over here.
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[chuckles softly]
Hide your coins.
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Take it easy on us this time,
will ya? [chuckles softly]
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Uh, what can I say?
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You get in them business waters
with a shark,
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sometimes you're gonna get bit.
Am I right? [laughs heartily]
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[laughs]
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A shark! Yes.
I love this guy.
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I had a feeling
you'd be dropping by.
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[laughing cunningly]
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[sinister music playing]
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Look here. The Urchins,
they picked this up
off a BuffCorp truck.
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Fresh out the factory.
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Could be the new
Craig Mobile Phone 2.0.
[laughs loftily]
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Holy...
These are in perfect condition.
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[straining] No. Gotta focus.
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Mildew, this is
of the utmost importance.
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You can get anything, right?
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[scoffs] My buddy, please.
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Do you know who I am?
You insult me.
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Okay, okay, okay.
Look, all right?
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I got this
BuffCorp training device,
an old punching machine.
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It's got this, like,
counter thing on it.
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I need a way to change
the counter manually.
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You know what
I'm talking about?
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Uh, yes.
This is what you want.
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Master key.
Works on all BuffCorp Tech.
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Stick it in the machine,
machine opens.
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You change the counter.
Easy-peasy.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[clock ticking]
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[sighs softly]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[monitor dings]
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[Mikey] Hmm. How about?
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[keyboard clacking]
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[monitor dings]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[monitor chimes]
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[monitor chirps]
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[monitor chimes]
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[clicks mouse]
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[techno music playing]
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[Mikey] This is it.
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This is it.
I did it.
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- [clicks mouse]
- [monitor whirring]
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- [dings]
- [music fades]
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- [clicking]
- [monitor dinging]
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[Mikey] Not available
to the public?
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[somber music playing]
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[panting]
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[sighing in exhaustion]
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- [creaking]
- [Poblana chuckling]
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Look like you probably
gonna need that week
after all, huh?
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Now, where...
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00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,955
You see a wallet
lying around here somewhere?
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00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,958
I am gonna figure it out,
you know?
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It's just a matter of time.
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Though, it, uh...
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It would really help
if I could just see it again.
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[Poblana laughs heartily] Help?
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I didn't have help
coming up with the move.
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00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:23,223
You're telling me
you need help just to do it?
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Hey. Here's a hint.
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00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,561
If you're already
asking for help,
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go home.
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00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,482
You're not cut out for this.
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[door creaks, closes]
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[melancholy music playing]
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[sighs]
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[Andy] This is just like
back home.
255
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:56,632
Training in that forest,
teaching myself wrestling
all on my own.
256
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,175
That felt impossible, too.
257
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,427
[music turns inspirational]
258
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,725
But each wall I hit,
I banged my head against it
259
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,269
over and over
260
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,439
until, eventually,
I broke through.
261
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,035
[Andy] That's all you are.
262
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,204
Just another wall.
263
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,790
[groaning]
264
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,376
[grunting]
265
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,961
[bones crackling]
266
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,922
One more for me
to break through.
267
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,471
Well, well, well.
268
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,973
Back empty-handed?
269
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,726
[sighing] I didn't
find anything.
270
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,227
Ha!
271
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,354
As usual, it falls on old Craig
to save the day
272
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,733
which is exactly
what I'm gonna do
with this bad boy.
273
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,861
[Andy screaming]
274
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,655
[gasping]
275
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,616
[Mikey] Andy! Oh, my.
Your hand!
276
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,202
[Craig] Jeez.
What did you do?
277
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,455
[distorted] Andy?
Andy, can you hear me?
278
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,958
[distorted] Move.
Hey, Andy, Accountant Girl.
279
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,251
You in there?
280
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,378
Look, look. Look at this.
I got a key.
281
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,255
[in normal voice] I'm gonna fix
all this.
282
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,840
- [Mikey] What are you
talking about?
- [metal clangs]
283
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,425
[Craig] It's just like I said.
284
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,304
[straining] I'm saving the...
the day... with this.
285
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,390
Andy won't have...
to worry about...
286
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,309
[grunting]
287
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,602
[machine beeps]
288
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,103
[automated voice speaking]
Counterfeit key detected.
289
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,357
Initiating factory reset.
290
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,525
[counter trilling]
291
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,862
Craig, what did you do?
292
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,406
[stuttering] I mean... I...
293
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,658
[gasping]
294
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,411
[high-pitched ringing]
295
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,914
[thuds]
296
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,381
[bandage rustling]
297
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,181
[Craig] I can't believe it.
298
00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,350
I got scammed.
299
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,395
I! Me!
300
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,438
What?
301
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,023
I don't want to sound harsh,
302
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,025
but this is all your fault.
303
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,153
She would have let us help
if you weren't always trying
to cut corners.
304
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,989
Now look what happened.
305
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:27,825
I'm sorry.
306
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,828
You're the guy who wanted
to waste her time
with all your...
307
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,204
homework.
308
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,623
I'm trying to help her
become a great wrestler.
309
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,086
Well, I'm trying to help her
become a great wrestler, too.
310
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,380
Huh.
311
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,257
Yeah.
312
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,846
Well, whatever. Fine.
313
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,681
So we both want Andy
to be great.
314
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,516
[growls] Now what?
315
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,602
We both tried to help her
on our own,
316
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,438
and we failed.
317
00:14:57,439 --> 00:15:02,027
So maybe there's something
that we could do
to help her together?
318
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,611
[both chuckle]
319
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,656
[suspenseful music playing]
320
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,537
Hey, Craigy baby!
321
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,291
No! No "Craigy baby."
322
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,084
A counterfeit. Hmm?
323
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,711
A fake key?
324
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,547
Does our friendship
and years of business
325
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,299
mean that little to you?
326
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,092
Uh, didn't we meet, like,
six months ago?
327
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,055
Be that as it may,
you're busted.
328
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:34,601
You're busted,
and I want my money back.
329
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,978
[laughs heartily]
330
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,397
Oh, Craigy baby.
331
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,692
Surely a business shark
like yourself
332
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:48,364
knows the first rule
of Scammer's Alley.
[laughs]
333
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,618
- [snaps fingers]
- [Urchins grunt maliciously]
334
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,078
[eerie music playing]
335
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:57,082
All scams are final.
336
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,668
- [impact tremors]
- [Urchins gasping]
337
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,129
- [impact tremors]
- [objects clattering]
338
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:09,010
[Urchins gasping] Whoa!
339
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,721
- [impact tremors]
- [Mildew gasps]
340
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,597
Uh...
341
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:17,142
[stuttering] Buddy,
uh, can I help you?
342
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,103
He's with me.
343
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:23,107
You know the second rule
of Scammer's Alley,
right, Mildew?
344
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,983
Always bring muscle.
345
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,444
This is Markey, the killer.
346
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,321
He kills stuff for a living.
347
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,241
- Markey, kill something
right now.
- [whistle blowing]
348
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,369
- [Mikey growling]
- [shattering]
349
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,246
- [all screaming]
- [alarm bell ringing]
350
00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,915
Okay, okay. Please.
I don't want any trouble.
351
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,167
Call off your goon.
Call him off.
352
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,712
Good. 'Cause not only do
I want my money back,
353
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,298
but there's something else
I need you to get for me.
354
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,012
This?
355
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,930
What could you possibly
want with...
356
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:58,143
You can get anything, right?
357
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,566
- [Mikey] I know.
You totally called that.
- You could've seen his...
358
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,484
Uh...
359
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:13,574
Hey. What's with the...
360
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,826
Oh, uh... nothing.
361
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,161
[laughs nervously]
362
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:20,331
Um... what are you doing?
363
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,000
Just thinking,
364
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:27,547
wondering if maybe
there could be another teacher
out there for me.
365
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,340
What?
366
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:31,384
[Andy] This thing
she wants me to do.
367
00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:35,846
I... I'm just not sure
I can do it.
368
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:40,268
Besides, she even said
she doesn't think
I'm cut out for this.
369
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,190
When you fought for my dream
against my brother,
370
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,317
it didn't make sense to me.
371
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,862
I couldn't understand
why you would take this thing,
372
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:56,201
this thing that was my burden
and put it on yourself.
373
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,870
But you did it anyway.
374
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,335
And you agreed
to let me be your manager.
375
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,253
The first thing I did
376
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,881
was purchase every
available "Accountant Girl"
related domain name.
377
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,550
I got it copy-written.
I got it trademarked.
378
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,886
Heck, I even made an LLC.
379
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:18,389
That's how confident I was,
that you'd make me
380
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,933
disgustingly, obscenely,
381
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,894
just obnoxiously rich.
382
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,647
[comical popping]
383
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,232
[clears throat]
384
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,984
The point is, Andy,
you don't have
to take this on alone.
385
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,363
We believe in you.
We wanna help.
386
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:37,534
[Andy] Could you imagine
if she saw me do it?
387
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,328
She would lose it.
388
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:47,293
Okay. What kind of help
are you guys talking?
389
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,630
- [Andy] Why can't you
just tell me?
- [Mikey] Shh.
390
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,590
- [Andy] What? Is it illegal?
- [static crackles]
391
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,342
- [Mikey] Shh.
- [screen whooping]
392
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,721
[rock 'n' roll music playing]
393
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,768
[energy whooshing, crashing]
394
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,896
Huh?
395
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,691
[energy whooshing]
396
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,067
[screen beeps]
397
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,445
[Mikey] Do you see it?
Look, it's the Perfect Strike.
398
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,405
She's doing it
all throughout this.
399
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,157
[Craig] And this is just one.
Show her.
400
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,367
We can literally
study how she does it.
401
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,746
It's like Aunt P's here
teaching you herself.
402
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,706
How did you guys--
403
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:28,543
So, you think
we can figure it out?
404
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:30,879
[chuckles softly]
405
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,299
[exhilarating music playing]
406
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,278
[music ends]
407
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,324
[birds chirping]
408
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:51,710
[exhales]
409
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,048
Every wall I broke through
to get to this point,
410
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:00,801
you're just like
each and every one of them.
411
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:03,471
Just one more wall
for me to break through.
412
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:18,987
Perfect Strike!
413
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,624
But that one...
it felt different.
414
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,878
Uh... Guys!
415
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,381
[screen chirping]
416
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,887
What was that?
Did it move?
417
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,264
I think it moved.
418
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,058
I think it moved!
It moved!
419
00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,479
[all cheering] It moved!
It moved! It moved! It moved!
It moved!
420
00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,661
[theme music playing]
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