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er 179 175 pound kill two birds part one

take one

you

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great bye babe about Johnny's back

beat me porridge damage on like a good

little boy and I was free super

come on come on you old drunk you will

be

Charlie's home at Charlie's rich and now

you am is gonna have ourselves a ton of

our lives come

hello Charles what's this

Amateur Night

welcome back

you killed him he was going to warn dear

Charles

yeah she would say no

traps Tasha struck him a little too

forcibly yeah well we've all got a

little fold something hey what do you

want oh come along Charles you know what

we want Charlie's home and Charlie's

rich

you know there's gonna be a drink around

here somewhere that's normal Freddie

that's natural trap just out ten years

in jail take it to a drink here

please your throat Charles before you

talk to us

awesome Emmett

perhaps we can do some business you tell

us where the money is and who knows

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making good money but not getting

anywhere know what I mean anyway we both

decided we would say every single cent

for a year and then we take off into

Europe and that's what we're doing right

now oh so this is my friend Sally

we've only been a week so far in England

but we love it don't we sell but rome

was fun too you know and Germany have

you ever been to Germany and friends off

the food in front it's just marvelous no

sorry

way to go after France ow uh Switzerland

oh I imagine I must be the only girl

that ever went switz them outside the

skiing season broke her ankle tripped on

the hotel steps well at least your

travel insurance paid off you ready I

think so Am I yes just about oh yeah oh

that's lovely isn't it sound terrific

now should we make a move oh yes sure

leave it for a couple of hours before

you come out for goodness sake don't get

it wet okay thanks very much um here for

you thank you I have you pay the hotel

goes out it's settled and I've had them

load the luggage into the car radio I've

got the camera

pick up a couple of cards okay

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and one for Terry whole don't you think

that's cute for Terry when one friend

Emily are let's see now

okay that's it have you finished have

you really finished sure what are we

waiting for oh hey Sally you're doing it

again you know the doctor said use a

stick in the other hand

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look in your book there what do you

Sally might be that one you know I don't

know what's it called did you get to the

name of it there I think was called the

Holy Cross or something anyway there

must be lots of these old churches here

you better have a look you see an

example that's really England

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you may have chipped to burn

hell I am fracture yeah well just fix it

so I don't hurts about if I had an x-ray

I could check so they took my equipment

away along with my right to practice my

brass plate and their self-respect

well heart bleeds for you doc and now

they've even taken my driving license no

I can't say I'm exactly surprised

but you've still got a motor up now and

I was forced to sell it reduce certain

cities

what's it better you've got one outside

it's hot or it too will be hot well can

you away from me oh it's outta sight

well now that I father go you better try

your leg

what's better still hurts like hell but

it's better there's sniffing no no if I

still had a car I suppose you'd have

seen it would you Charlie borrowed it

look on account like this I'm afraid

you'll have to wait for your money oh

I've waited before and I trust you

Charlie you're alright doc only trouble

is you drink too much

always did

um Busby Busby have you seen him how is

the old silk he's dead hey got us boys

you better go Charlie I don't to get

mixed up with getting

anyway well thanks for everything and as

soon as I can I'll send you your money

and a bonus whenever you can show he's

in a back way out of here is through

that

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ready Motech around the back

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yes well Tasha I expect you a better

case the joint

well now doctor

how long has he been gone

who oh come off it your patient he was

hurt he

must have been hurt

how long gone we you'd just miss him a

very remiss of me

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didn't know he was against Germans

together if I'd known I have turned him

away I wouldn't have let him I bet you

wouldn't how badly was he hurt who she

need could be a fracture but his mobile

there's no sign of him he's mobile

all right Freddie get Tasha

mica

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what you talk about

listen they're old times you know no I

don't know Dalton you tell me we didn't

say anything no

physician heal thyself

then he got a broken bones doctor he

didn't see anything nothing at all not

even where he was heading no he said he

wasn't far

not far I

haven't got far to go that's all he said

I swear that's all he said may we use

your telephone doctor this is tested

Freddie big Tom Lila Scotch Percy

anybody at all here new Charles in

prison more out of it I want to know

what brings him schlepping all the way

out here must have been for more than

your healing hand a doctor

by the way she wouldn't be holding out

on me would you yeah

course you wouldn't

oh

look isn't it beautiful here it's lovely

maybe we're just lucky

we're say the gas station with last

thought we were never gonna see one

again we're running out here rapidly

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rose I'm exactly keen for our custom do

they come on some are oh

oh

excuse me do you have a name is Pat home

here yeah yeah why that looks good well

I'm cooking some flan oh I want it just

depressed we persuading my friend she

wants to shouldn't be too difficult we

both skip breakfast this morning

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right then you want a face the whole

works a the whole works

hello yeah yeah

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yeah

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weenie

who was it I

thought for me it's so nice car

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dirty books

and your next doctor dr.

we're then medical well that makes it

all right does it you say what you like

as long as you say it in Latin all

perfectly respectable yes

how long we've been living around here

oh nine years ten must know the area

pretty well then yes so

well who lives around here that we might

know well the Charles might know

except your dear self of course

no you don't know or you're not telling

but they just ordinary people around

here farmers ordinary people and why

would Charlie come running all the way

out here after all there are plenty of

fall and doctors around so why all the

way out here

yeah

Yeah right

nothing

dirty box

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you know we're gonna get fat uh-huh and

lose our waste times and spread across

the beam and no man will look at us and

we'll die childless spinster Oh live for

the moment sell and these eggs more

coffee no thanks oh just a couple of

those cookies in biscuits biscuits just

one thank you

waistline if you want okay just one you

going for yeah we want to see the castle

the Norman Church the sculpted gardens

in the town well you better hurry for

the rain starts rain but it's a fine day

here in England now Milo rains forecast

yes it'll get for work but Nana yeah

anything wash dishes anything I'll go

the open eight armed only with tar stick

look are you dead for some

use cup coffee dark camel oh come on

Sammy what cup of coffee

there's been times when you could have

used a cup of coffee - yeah

could we have a check please yes sure

that's not a egg thanks thanks great

yeah you have possibly been popping what

was open I'll start the car

each other

did you give him some breakfast - please

ah

lucky guy mate

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Hey

oh he's a cute little bridge sound

really bit narrow though isn't it I

think I'm gonna make it yeah now is it

it straight on a left straight up

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sorry I'm sorry

why here because I'm not a wheel so this

is a farm and where there's a farm that

usually men and my waistline not gone so

far I can't persuade a man to help

well at least if there's no one around I

can change it myself and not get my hair

wet that man said rains forecast well

looks pretty sunny to me yeah

yeah

hello yes

you certain

yes sir I Lila but you better be certain

well well well

I'm afraid I've got some bad news for

you doctor what we're going to deprive

you of our company

remember we just might pop back

so while we're away you're just going to

sit there and you're not going to answer

the phone you're not going to answer the

front door you're not gonna talk to

anybody at all you understand I'll sit

there and get a little more drunk than

usual I

read a dirty book why don't you

know don't bother Freddie ever no poor

chap might need a doctor

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No

anyone there

anybody there

so your waistline finally let you down

there's no one there the place is

derelict it's creepy I know right oh

come on oh well I'll give you one here

right oh

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no what is it Oh wouldn't you just know

it what there's no spare I don't

complete

honestly that hire company you hadn't

pulled off the road we might have hailed

some help

now what well I don't know

and it's crummy old gas station that's

more than a mile back yeah you're never

gonna make that with your leg

I'll have to go alone you gonna be all

right here by yourself sure we'll be

fine

have fun you never know I might even

manage to hitch a lift if not it'll be

very good for your ego

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Sammy Bell

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Sammy

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Sammy did you get

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Tracy

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yeah stolen alright

let's go and see what old Kemp knows

about there yeah all right

look boxing busted come on

all right doctor wake up

was Mary stolen car out so that's what's

a matter

take a look upstairs

come on down to wake up stolen car

outside somebody beat your door down

what's been happening here sleeve owes

me doctor hmm

tell Charlie I rode home Charlie Charlie

hope wait driver of course Charlie

driver what about Charlie Draper who's

finished his time today girl shy so real

friendly who's you come to see first of

all about the place have been given a

good going-over though Draper I been

talking about it Charlie Draper oh well

I succumb enough knowing must be dozens

of them you stay here with him don't

touch anything I'll radio it

come on you

Yeah right

side the below talent yeah

okay got it

city you didn't try near the top you

might have said something interesting

was the only budget to talk budget

parrots informers I don't mind who but

nobody's talking on this one so beauty

yourself so sign of insanity

you like them aside don't do the

internet you plan to stay that way old

life you wouldn't do that your announcer

you're pleasing and forgiving nature

besides that bring glad tidings yeah the

Dorchester police dog [ __ ] yeah

Dorchester in the county of Dorset

there's cows and sheep and open spaces

nothing ever happens except a struck off

alcoholic doctor knows your friend

Charlie Draper gone claims to have been

visited by in this morning spoke out of

the depth of a drunken stupor anyone

else

now one or two interesting side lights

it's a stolen car abandoned outside the

doctor's house front door broken in

traces of an injured person science is

somebody searched the place from top to

bottom

hmm

Dorchester right it's a long way they

say Charlie's always been like a foot

and longing breast well that died a foot

not if he jumps through that window

cool

we'll go down there meanwhile get back

to the local force seven start a search

if they find Charlie pulling me what

ground super we don't have anything

against him suspicion of murder

Buzzbee oh you told me Busby was

Charlie's best friend Charlie didn't

kill him I know that sergeant

keeping ringing paralyzer

right you were to stay here with him

some top brass from London on the way

down yeah what about you look after in

London thinks he's important

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hello

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hello

anyone there

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but well there Tracy my friend the girl

who was with me well we had a flat and

she started to come back here where is

she Yanzhi no that was hours ago she

didn't come here but she must have oh

maybe we were close but she kind of

close he told it I mean maybe she's

totally were close when she came in like

you did I was working out back she

couldn't get anyone to answer so she is

to lift back in a 10 he should know she

wouldn't done that she would have called

a cab using the phone's been out

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I'm gonna call the police

Sally you mustn't call please head what

has happened I

did my best miss together you owed me I

did what I could she's just too pushy I

can't stand up pushing a woman

unless of course it's too pushy

look at me are you pushing

just do as they say oh just do as they

say

do you understand

if you don't play a lot

he's gonna kill my wife

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not far away Oh

Sarge here what was that what do you say

Oh

be rich one day rich

this got a kiss there first Dadar

that's better

and a cut for them to

all nice and

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nothing to frighten him away

it's getting dark he'd wait for the dark

Charles you don't know he's coming

you're teaching me my business Sammy

that's cool I'm just

just don't

that's right nice and normal

he'll be here

you'd better be

or I might lose my temper

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just remember we'll be watching and

listening

weren't you Tasha

good holding his wife and they mean it

so do I

play along when we might just all of us

get out of this in one piece but you'd

do anything try anything that puts carry

on a block and so help me I'll kill you

myself

mr. police

now you get rid of him Sammy and quick

have you to be very good

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even Sammy I don't know another list of

stolen cars a tough job careful no not

this time

close again

wouldn't be a cup of coffee go on spare

yeah sure ah

you're out alone

the urns empty our elbow some more up if

you know now don't bother

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save yourself and the customers all day

I'm thinking of selling out to another

psychic oh good mold business

nobody else like a man on his own

alright then Sammy be senior sale on the

calorie for me

sorry officer

like you fed up right dude a few eyes on

a job made a bit of money Mendes tractor

pay my own way now if you still cook in

an hour for raids for the tribute shot

oh

you came back pay you back for breakfast

nap oh yeah it's okay no I want I can

pay a lot to come wait nothing I'm come

on I see you heard the lady she said no

thank you

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what's the bread that was

what's your name

you well don't send me a Christmas card

I want your name Farah just Farrell Oh

Pharaoh El Faro valve red no imagination

so you're on the road and got yourself a

job that's right we're all with just a

farm at the road I didn't ask his name

didn't ask mine probably not nosy talk

did he own a good watch hey a good

expensive watch like this one it's mine

desert and you prove otherwise

doesn't seem to match the rest of your

father's yard me not now

if I find out much like that's been

stolen I'll know you wound i feral

affair Oh F feral

tonight sorry yeah see that

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growl

didn't I hear you say the kitchen was

closed

yes yeah the wife's sick all right

settle for a couple of those I don't

think what's your type in it no didn't

volume this morning when I was playing

with her mind bothers him now do you

tell him are you

okay

okay

but I'm just go can't you see you're not

well did you just go now come on darling

don't you start getting insulted I'd

like to oblige you but this oversized

baby is pushing me around I don't like

don't do that it's not yours

thank you Tosh's I think

getting to be quite a party

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how long you been out since we got here

sir couple of hours he said nothing at

all it not I'm a nice Ange

try me

try me

what I said something about not far hmm

Oh being rich

rich yeah we'll all be rich one day

something like that anything else just a

name Gadar hmm gather gather yeah that's

right oh come on you want to request in

writing what did he say well see it was

a

unless skater gets here first

let's get a kiss you first

there's an import

important is the important owner

I'll tell you laddie anyone wants to

push you in a pit of snakes or lock you

in a room with gada you choose the snipe

it every time

I'm not allowed to mark you till after I

won't forget as a promise soon as it is

over

sit down you two

come on sit down

soon as it's over

well that's what he said as soon as it's

over as soon as what's over what are we

waiting for

the way into Charlie

Charlie Draper

your brother

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do you mind

sorry

what'd he do your brother

they're going to a lot of trouble to set

him up what'd he do he did his tell him

ten years

it's got to be more to it than mad oh

yeah

275 grandma

charlie specialized in banks big banks

but they never found the money

come on here family knows where it is or

even if it exists fancying pretty sure

okay he's a lunatic new thing II take no

further

Sammy

just remember that I hear every word

you don't want her chastise do you a

pretty scene nice and normal

really not your brother he's being set

up I

don't know

you sure boy Charlie

he said ice under wraps all these years

I may come along look round and go away

he could

where does that leave us

and your wife

see you up gentlemen

total oblivion Oh

times I envy people like him snakes up

the walls shakes in the morning topping

out okay as no worries no

responsibilities cat huh that's what

we're paid well we have paid to prevent

crime an Aryan criminals and here we are

out on a limb trying to save one bad boy

from another bad boy

might be better for society but let me

get together

live it out and then scoop up the

survivor she immoral yeah

not a bad idea just the same except yeah

well from what I've heard about

Charlie's hard yeah but I need to his

own kind he was never born into the

public more us

one of the old school he mr. Ranger

meeting for you to sometime and I still

get together talk over old times

hmm

he's a thief Turner yeah crook a

transgressor against the law of the land

yeah but not a bad guy just the same

you're worried about him I'm worried

about getter another new school of

public that's anybody who gets in his

way he'll cut him down like siding wheat

shut up

where is he what's keeping him here

Sammy

what was that noise other bat whose

foxes Fox is

well yeah you're in the country now you

know we get Fox's rates all kinds of

vermin

Freddie give me a shooter check around

the back

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jafek

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excuse us don't you why'd you see we

know his name we know we do think

they're gonna leave us around the time

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no sir I'm staying here to wear

something more

well I'm in this area it makes sense

draperies - and gara

gara sir

yes there's a new development I agree

sir and ask you one all right so I'll

keep you in for a alright Jeff I'm on a

cup of tea

yes I Wilson sir constable Wilson oh

yeah we can see you a constable must be

a uniformed detective Superintendent

Dexter I'm sergeant Turner what do you

want to report sir report what that

there's nothing to report sir oh that's

very nice isn't it Turner well I've been

all around the area sir all the people

in places I know nothing unusual sir Oh

crime a bit slack around here lately is

it no rapists or murderers or

suspicious-looking characters hanging

about at all well there was one sir yeah

kind of herb hippie type sir oh they're

they very worst constable they concealed

tommy guns in their guitar cases and

even the music they listened to his

criminal according to my judgment sir he

was a suspicious type wearing a mask was

he carrying a kid safe breakers tools no

sir he was wearing a watch that was at

variance with the rest of his appearance

no variance do you that Turner yes sir

his clothes were torn and poor sir very

poor but his watch was expensive now

ordinarily I would have made further

inquiries sir but as we're after bigger

game I leant on him a little bit left of

it back what kind of a watch was a

wristwatch Martin rectangular face light

brown background modern numerals and

these strap and the case appeared to be

gold it was well I couldn't say be

certain it was what makes you think it

was in it can't be anyone else and watch

his lucky signature Errol yeah he said

that was his name where did you see this

hippie oh just on the wrong sir Sammy's

place sir that's a filling station come

snack bar sir anyone else there two or

three other customers sir seem to be

respectable kind of people your car

outside yes sir let's go and have a look

at this place Turner

Parrish one of our boys undercover he's

been on Charlie's tail ever since he

left prison

yeah do you know how to keep an eye on

Sleeping Beauty oh I think like I manage

that sir

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don't write

freely

Tasha

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it's a laugh in it it was supposed to be

set in Charlie up who's a sitting duck

now oh shut up

Charlie's calling the to

shut up

Sammy

Sammy

come here

come on

turn round

Charlie

do you hear me

I've got Sammy

do you hear me Charles

you've got to keep it first Hill

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Charlie

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come on Charlie the money

you're not going to believe this I

don't know where it is

you see it was my brother here Sammy

what idiot

he's the only one who knows where it is

go Sam Charlie nice gentlemen

ain't gonna be no more usury

you heard him

should be a mile away

there's a derelict farm he's got

you go big burn

it's definite no

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moocher

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