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Kumbe nezu, tohtineh.
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What is going on?
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Oh, you're acting
weird. What happened?
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No, no, no, no! Put
those down.
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We did not check
these yet.
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What has gotten
into you?
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Michaela Ramos,
the Michaela Ramos!
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She's going
to be here today!
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She has written three
bestselling series,
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one of which is
my favourite,
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the Bloodiest Moon trilogy.
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Five peasant girls
discover that every month,
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power gushes from their-
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Oh! I do not want
to hear this.
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third eye.
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Their cervical eye, from
which knowledge flows,
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along with the remnants of
their uterine lining.
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La la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la.
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You done?
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- Menstruation.
- Ah.
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Oh, she is
such good medicine!
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Okay.
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That would explain the-- the
gaggle of mini Jaqs at the door.
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Or is the correct term
"a murder of Jaqs"?
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Stop doing that with your
face. You're creeping me out.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Jaq, do not bring those
she-devils in here.
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It's here. We've got it!
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Do not summon them.
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I am so sorry. She's--
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A fan. Don't worry about
it. I'm used to it.
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I apologize, Madame-- Mrs.--
Madame Ramos.
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You can call
me Michaela, dear.
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You are a literary treasure, and
it is an honour to meet you.
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- Aw.
- Would you consent
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- to an embrace?
- Mm-hmm. Of course.
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Big Library, check it
out. Jaq's embraces now.
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Oh. Jaq, I never
got my welcome hug.
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Because you didn't
write "Crimson Triangle."
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Oh. Oh, um, I'm
Howard, by the way.
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- Oh.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
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I got to say, introducing a
magical looking glass
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that sees into people's
dreams...
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I am relying on you
to take care of Michaela.
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- Can you handle it?
- Yeah, of course.
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Okay, good, because
Michaela's foundation
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has been known to give generous
donations to institutions.
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- Oh, I know.
- Right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm going to show her manager
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that Jameson could really
use a hefty donation,
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and you are going
to host Michaela, okay?
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Right. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Um,
yes. Okay. It's alright.
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I got you. Good.
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It's all part of the game.
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Uh, Michaela, when will
your manager be joining us?
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Jo will be here
momentarily.
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You have the library's
copies of "Witch Hunt," yes?
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Oh, they've arrived
from Midtown.
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Uh, Bryce will
put all that together.
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- Oh, good.
- And I'll show you
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to the reading area.
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Oh. Looks like you're
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maxed out of renewals
on this one.
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- Not possible.
- Yep. You've had your three.
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Well, I need it again.
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I'm only halfway through my
fourth reading of it.
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You've read it three
times. I think you're good.
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I can't survive
without this book.
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It's literary oxygen!
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Please, please!
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I'll tell you what. I will
renew it one more time.
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Thank you.
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Well, congratulations.
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You just created
a repeat offender.
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What are you talking about?
I know where to find her.
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Here. Always. She's going
to be our boss one day.
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Exactly. All the more reason
to strike her down now
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before she becomes
too powerful.
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Bryce, look. Patrons
come in here all the time
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looking for renewals,
and when I comply,
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they always return.
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Um, uh, you've
done this before?
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Yeah, often.
It's no big deal.
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Not a big--
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Look--
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You've never had
to pay for your crimes.
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When I worked the
penitentiary library,
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I made sure every book
was returned,
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even if I had to go
to their cell to get it.
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Unless, of course, it
was Stranglin' Jim,
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because he always returned
his stuff on time.
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Nice guy, but you wouldn't
want to make him mad.
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Otherwise, he would-- whew--
get really passive aggressive.
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Anyway, I digress.
Hey, Greg!
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- Oh.
- Greg.
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Yeah. Uh, Big Library here
has declared free reign
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- on anything you see.
- No.
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Just take it and bring
it home forever.
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- No. Bryce--
- Okay. Thanks.
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Hey, don't you get it?
It's a slippery slope.
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You let one book out,
and the rest will follow.
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Next thing you know, you've
got an empty library.
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- Okay. Or a library.
- Huh?
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Uh, Greg, yeah. Uh, I was--
I was being sarcastic.
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Wendy discussed this at
autism sensitivity training.
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I don't get
your sarcasm, Bryce.
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Ah, it's a lot of books.
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Huh. Not sure
how many we'll need.
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We are honoured that
Michaela chose Jameson Library
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to be on her book tour.
The Michaela Ramos Foundation--
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She should be at that
Indigo in the Eaton Centre
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with a proper stage,
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but she chooses to
be among her people.
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Well, that we
are. Her people.
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Our little library could use
fresh coat of paint,
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if only it were in
the budget.
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The puppy was fine,
but I never went
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back to that park again.
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I can't believe I just told you
my first period story.
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Ah, you'd be surprised.
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If I had a nickel for every
period story I've heard.
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Yeah. You know, when
I first started writing,
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uh, all of my short stories
were about periods.
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I called them the
Moon Time Chronicles,
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and you know, they weren't
as good as your stories,
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mind you, but--
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But they could be.
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Someday.
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Jaq, would you like an invite
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to an author
roundtable event?
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Here. Add yourself to
my friend list.
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Okay.
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I'll DM you about
the roundtable.
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Okay.
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Oh. Huh.
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I just got
five new followers.
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Oh. Looks like you've got
yourself some new fans.
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Bryce, no one is
cheating the system.
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Look it up. See how many
unreturned books are out there.
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Look it up.
Facts. Facts.
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I don't know. All this
looks pretty normal
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for a library our size.
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Wait a minute.
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This one's been
out for over 10 years.
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- "Moby Dick."
- I've called this patron
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every year since
it went AWOL.
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Number went dead
a couple years ago.
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We should remove it
from the system.
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- What? No!
- Or-- or we could probably find
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a new contact on
them pretty quick.
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Ugh. Privacy is dead. The
government needs to stay out--
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- Found it.
- I'll call them now.
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- Call them?
- Hearing the shame
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in their voice is one
of the perks of the job.
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Just when I thought you
were all out of red flags.
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- Woman on phone: Hello?
- Hello. This is Bryce deLaurel
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from Jameson Library. Is
Christopher home?
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- Woman on phone: Hello?
- Hi. Yes.
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This is Bryce deLaurel from
Jameson Library.
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Christopher has
a long-overdue book.
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Woman on phone:
Oh, dear.
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Yeah. Oh, dear indeed.
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Hell-- hello? Uh...
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Ugh! No!
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Okay. Stop making those
noises while I'm undressing!
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I look like an
Amazon delivery.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Sorry. Sorry. I'm
just-- I'm distracted.
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I keep bumping up against
stuff in this novel.
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Unhoused Wendy:
Don't waste your mind
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on that YA garbage.
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I don't know. I'm
just worried that this book
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is sending the wrong
message to teens.
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You look like the
CEO of shortbreads.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I do.
- Mm-hmm. So, you know,
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ostracized teen.
Great. Fun. Love it.
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But Herbadette gets
kicked out
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for doing some pretty
horrible things, you know?
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Uh, she-- she's a
magical bully.
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Unless I'm
reading too much
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into her speech
on virtue signalling.
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It's just coming across as,
"No accountability
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is a good thing," like
those-- like those people
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that rave against cancel
culture or whatever, you know?
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But why would
Michaela do that?
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Did I read this wrong?
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What did you say the
occasion is?
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Unhoused Wendy:
I didn't.
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Okay. This author
hero of yours,
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isn't she in the
building right now?
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Yeah. You're right. Yeah.
I'll just talk to her.
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That's the suit.
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- How's desk duty today?
- Oh, riveting.
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You'll never believe this.
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Bryce contacted a patron
about an overdue library book.
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Doesn't the system send out
an email for that kind of thing?
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- The system?
- Ah.
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I am the system, and
no, I don't do emails.
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- Forgot my password.
- Where you going for lunch?
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I am going to collect that book
and maybe some shame.
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Thanks to you,
I have the address,
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- and it's not far.
- Bryce, this isn't prison.
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- You're going to get arrested.
- How?
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I'm reclaiming
stolen property for the city.
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I'm basically the police.
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The library police.
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Library police.
Don't get me started
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why Bryce shouldn't
be policing anything.
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I better
go after him.
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You know, he thinks he's
the Batman of books,
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but he's more like the
George Zimmerman of books.
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Are you enjoying my novel?
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Uh, uh,
uh, yeah. Yeah.
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Your writing
style's impeccable.
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Really angst-y.
It's just, um...
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I just feel like
"Witch Hunt"
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might come across
as anti cancel culture
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and receive
some major blowback.
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Imagine that. Mm.
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What?
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Imagine that. Mm.
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- Hey! What do you got there?
- Michaela signed my copy.
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Oh. Uh, you should know she's
not who I thought she was.
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Oh, no. Is she
another white lady
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pretending to be not
a white lady?
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- No, but she--
- Oh, shh-shh-shh.
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I don't want to hear
it. I am sick and tired
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of the things that I love
being ruined because people
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are awful. I'm going
to go read my book
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- that I already paid for.
- But she's--
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Already... paid for.
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No receipt.
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Well, it just goes to show you
that this place really does
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need to be entirely rewired,
but that would cost a fortune.
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Fascinating.
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Unhoused Wendy:
Wendy!
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Wendy, bestie!
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Oh, that's Wendy. Yes!
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Aren't you Wendy?
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Oh, another Wendy.
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Uh, she's a regular.
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Like family, really.
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Um, she's unhoused.
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We have many programs
for the unhoused
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00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:57,137
that are based on donations.
247
00:09:57,137 --> 00:09:59,473
These programs are so essential.
248
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,474
- Yeah. Oh.
- I would love to ask Wendy
249
00:10:01,474 --> 00:10:03,352
- about them.
- Unhoused Wendy: Wendy.
250
00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,604
- Hey, Wendy.
- Oh.
251
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,604
Unhoused Wendy:
Check this out.
252
00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,065
Oh, no.
253
00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:10,401
I-- I mean, uh,
254
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,862
oh, no, you didn't!
255
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,406
Is that vintage Liz
Claiborne?
256
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,950
Unhoused Wendy:
It-- it-- Oh.
257
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:23,122
It's from the
Suit of Happiness,
258
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,041
one of Jameson's
259
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,460
most successful programs,
260
00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:31,421
and if we get any
more clothing,
261
00:10:31,421 --> 00:10:34,550
we're going to have
to donate the donations.
262
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:39,972
Amazing. This place
is full of surprises.
263
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,474
Ah, yeah.
264
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:50,440
Is this lanyard too
heavy of a burden?
265
00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:57,156
This laminated
lanyard of Jameson?
266
00:10:59,032 --> 00:11:01,868
When I was in prison, I had
a piece of masking tape
267
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,620
with "Librarian"
written on it.
268
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:06,831
It was all I needed.
269
00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:13,506
The sunshine on my face
used to soothe me.
270
00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:17,676
But I know better now.
271
00:11:19,052 --> 00:11:20,345
I am better now.
272
00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,016
I am stronger now.
273
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:27,185
I am stronger. They all
think I'm crazy.
274
00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:29,397
I know Jaq does.
275
00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:34,902
But I'm an ex-con.
I am craziness crazed.
276
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,738
They all thought
I'd screw up.
277
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,992
But I'll come back and
tell them all.
278
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:44,994
I shall rise from the
dead and show them all.
279
00:11:44,994 --> 00:11:48,206
I will laugh at you all,
280
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,749
you hippies,
281
00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:52,210
you witches,
282
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:54,879
you emos,
283
00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,425
you Ikea shoppers.
284
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:05,056
The convict... will convict.
285
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,269
I'm sorry. What?
286
00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:12,732
Recorded voice:
Next stop, Niagara Street.
287
00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:16,444
Hey, are
we DFFs today?
288
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:18,903
What?
289
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:21,407
Desk friends
forever. Today!
290
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,785
I just need
more markers, Tanya.
291
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,036
Can I check this
out, please?
292
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,037
Oh, no, no. You
don't want that book.
293
00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:29,540
- Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.
294
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,791
It'll rot your brain.
295
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,459
It's my brain!
296
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,589
I'll tell your mom you were
in the Boys' Love section again.
297
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,927
How you doing, ma'am? Bryce
deLaurel from Jameson PL.
298
00:12:42,927 --> 00:12:44,345
We're looking
for Christopher.
299
00:12:44,345 --> 00:12:45,931
Is Christopher home?
300
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,184
Reading, perhaps?
301
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,643
Christopher? I'm sorry, dear,
302
00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:53,272
but my beloved husband
died years ago.
303
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,190
Really?
304
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,734
Bryce! Bryce,
Bryce, Bryce! Ah.
305
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,652
I am so sorry, ma'am. We'll
only be a few moments.
306
00:12:59,652 --> 00:13:01,613
We're just following up on
an overdue library book.
307
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:04,992
Oh, goodness! Well,
I'll-- I'll take a look.
308
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,868
Might as well come
in and join your friend.
309
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:08,870
Thank you so much. Uh, open or
closed? Actually, you know what?
310
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:11,165
I saw some bugs out there.
Let's trap them out.
311
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,501
Should I put on some tea?
312
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,377
No, thank
you, Magda!
313
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,921
Camomile!
314
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:21,008
Four sugars and a
skosh of milk!
315
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,426
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
316
00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:25,304
It's clean,
317
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,388
almost too clean.
318
00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,224
Somebody got to her.
319
00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,725
Would you
stop touching things?
320
00:13:30,725 --> 00:13:34,522
Bryce! Okay. You are
acting like a psychopath!
321
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,232
You are forcing
a widow to search
322
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,275
for her dead husband's
library book.
323
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,194
Overdue library book!
324
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,695
And I didn't
ask you to come.
325
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,071
Why don't you pop
your earbuds back in
326
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:44,448
and pretend like I
don't exist some more?
327
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,783
Okay. You have some
explaining to do.
328
00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:48,493
This is ridiculous,
even for you.
329
00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:49,829
What is your deal?
330
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,883
This was the first
book I lent out,
331
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,051
on my first shift
at Jameson,
332
00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,095
my first job after prison.
333
00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:08,388
The first
thing I did,
334
00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:11,892
and I already
fudged up.
335
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:13,102
It's haunted me since.
336
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,187
And I cannot
let it go.
337
00:14:17,897 --> 00:14:19,816
"Moby Dick" has become
338
00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:23,070
my white whale.
339
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,655
Well, call me Ishmael.
340
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,700
Is that your Muslim name?
341
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:35,248
The
growls of the mob grew louder.
342
00:14:35,248 --> 00:14:38,835
Werewolves,
the same fools
343
00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:41,004
Herbadette
took pity on.
344
00:14:41,004 --> 00:14:44,800
They filled their simple minds
with the vengeance
345
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,344
of the impoverished,
brainwashed, and dumb.
346
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,847
They're not dumb.
347
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,223
Oh.
348
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,478
Werewolves are fictional, Jaq.
349
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,937
Herbadette was shunned
350
00:14:57,937 --> 00:15:00,648
for a reason. She
took power over Wolfeshire
351
00:15:00,648 --> 00:15:02,401
by gaining their trust
and then betraying them.
352
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:03,777
She's a villain.
353
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,905
Gasp!
354
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,907
Do you know who this
young lady sounds like?
355
00:15:09,907 --> 00:15:12,118
Bronywyn. Right?
356
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,579
Hmm?
357
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:18,416
She pretended to be an ally to
get close to Herbadette,
358
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,293
only to-- Mm.
359
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:23,839
Well, I don't want to spoil
it for the rest of you,
360
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,758
but things do not end
well for Bronywyn.
361
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,677
- Uh-uh.
- Or her followers.
362
00:15:29,677 --> 00:15:32,973
Speaking
of following,
363
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:37,728
I need to update my
follow list.
364
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,104
Hmm?
She's
365
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,147
updating her follow list.
366
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:44,817
No. Tanya, seriously?
367
00:15:44,817 --> 00:15:46,277
Sorry, desk-y.
368
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,489
Shall we continue?
369
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,285
"Frankincense." Have you
read Karen Munkton before?
370
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,372
I have, and I'd like to
read her new book.
371
00:15:56,372 --> 00:16:00,792
Is that okay with you,
Library Overlord?
372
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:04,796
Uh, Jasmine, are you unhappy
with your visit today?
373
00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,007
Did you find that a lot
of the books you want
374
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,009
are not available because our
humble little library
375
00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:11,469
doesn't have the
resources
376
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:13,973
afforded to some of
the more affluent branches?
377
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,684
What? No! I found what I wanted,
378
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,892
multiple copies,
379
00:16:17,892 --> 00:16:20,104
but what's the use
of having so many books
380
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,814
if I'm not allowed
to read them?
381
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,360
Jasmine. She's the best.
382
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,738
- She's so passionate!
- She seems lovely.
383
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,865
Wendy, the trolley of Ramos
library books is missing.
384
00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:34,158
Considering one
of your staff
385
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,868
had an outburst at
the reading,
386
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:37,454
I thought you might
like to look into it.
387
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,956
Outburst?
Oh, labradoodle.
388
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:41,583
I will get on it!
389
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,378
- Court?
- Nope.
390
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,046
- Parole officer?
- Nope.
391
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,631
Are you going to Harvard to
spite your boyfriend
392
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,340
who dumped you and then
realized you never, ever needed
393
00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,759
his validation?
394
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:51,968
- Aha!
- Whoa.
395
00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:54,221
- Bingo!
- That'll do.
396
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,805
That will do.
397
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:59,184
What are you doing with the cart
full of Michaela Ramos books?
398
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,980
These books are going to
be purified in fire and flame!
399
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,191
Whoo! Bonfire! Yeah!
400
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,903
Jaq, we don't burn
books! We're librarians!
401
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:12,781
I thought I'd have to have
this talk with Bryce someday,
402
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,616
- but you?
- I'm not letting this woman
403
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,118
poison the minds
of all these kids.
404
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,578
I've been there.
It's not easy
405
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,871
to separate the book
from the author,
406
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:22,499
and maybe this new novel
isn't what you want,
407
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,918
but put some faith
in the readers,
408
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:27,879
because trust me,
409
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:30,549
premeditated arson
is never the answer.
410
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,802
Fine. Okay. Fine.
I'll put them back,
411
00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:36,387
but they're-- they're
going to smell
412
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:39,140
- like citrus forest.
- Ooh!
413
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:43,896
Where.. is... the...
book, Christopher?
414
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,773
That's a lovely vase,
isn't it?
415
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:49,525
- It is.
- Found it on clearance
416
00:17:49,525 --> 00:17:52,529
at the Pottery Sense.
I'm good at finding treasures,
417
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,782
but unfortunately, I
can't find yours.
418
00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,118
She's a lying snake.
419
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,453
Hello?
420
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,830
Hello?
421
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,791
Oh, dear.
422
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:07,293
I can't hear much
on that thing anymore.
423
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,712
I should stop
answering,
424
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,379
but I don't want people
to think I'm dead.
425
00:18:10,379 --> 00:18:12,089
Well, you know
what? We certainly appreciate
426
00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:14,134
your efforts in finding the
novel, but clearly,
427
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,761
we've taken too
much of your time.
428
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,679
Can you check again?
429
00:18:18,679 --> 00:18:20,474
I've checked the bedside table.
430
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,268
That's where Chrissy
kept all his favourite books.
431
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,477
Well, maybe I can check.
432
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:26,105
You know, young eyes.
433
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,688
Oh, my God. Okay. Uh,
Bryce, you know what?
434
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:28,982
Enough. Um,
I'm so sorry.
435
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,651
We are leaving. We're leaving!
436
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:34,445
Well, she's still on the hook
for the replacement charge!
437
00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:36,115
Why don't I cover the
replacement charge?
438
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:40,577
- It's the least I can do.
- Oh, that's so kind of you!
439
00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:44,330
I've lost plenty of Chrissy's
things over the years.
440
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,999
I used to get
so upset.
441
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:50,003
I put importance on the object
rather than their meaning--
442
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,880
the memory. That's what
you cherish.
443
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,885
Obsessing over the object
only doubled my loss.
444
00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:06,727
Here. All of you, you're
so pretty!
445
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,312
Can I talk to you
alone for a minute?
446
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,691
Certainly.
447
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,693
I'm sorry for interrupting
your reading.
448
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,153
It was
inappropriate.
449
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,239
Apology accepted.
450
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,366
But I stand by
what I said.
451
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,158
I think the public
can demand accountability,
452
00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:23,287
and I think that
boycotting and ostracizing
453
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,455
is an acceptable last-ditch
effort for change.
454
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:30,042
One wrong move, and we lose
a vital difference of opinion?
455
00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:32,253
It's modern-day bullying, Jaq!
456
00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,089
Oh, you and your
fans cancelled me!
457
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,965
Oh, I simply
unfollowed you.
458
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:38,593
No. It's a
personal choice,
459
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:42,723
but perhaps your
haters will reconsider
460
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,893
if they
read "Witch Hunt."
461
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:49,103
Well, I can see that the ink has
literally dried on this one.
462
00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:50,522
It has.
463
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,398
I'll be writing
a scathing review.
464
00:19:52,398 --> 00:19:54,568
And I believe
in free speech.
465
00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:04,077
Well, we didn't
get a financial donation
466
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,620
from the Michaela Ramos
Foundation,
467
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:08,581
but she did leave us
a crate of Bloodliners.
468
00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:11,752
Are those the "Bloodiest
Moon" branded pads?
469
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,962
- Yep.
- Oh.
470
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,255
Jo thinks our branch
is in great shape.
471
00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:17,757
That's good, no?
472
00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:19,885
Yes? Maybe.
473
00:20:20,801 --> 00:20:22,012
No. Yes, it is.
474
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,554
Hmm.
475
00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:24,848
I'm surprised you're
not taking out
476
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,349
Michaela Ramos's
new novel.
477
00:20:26,349 --> 00:20:29,394
Why would I take out that
problematic garbage?
478
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,062
- Thanks.
- Ah, you're welcome.
479
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,650
- Ew. Bryce.
- What?
480
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,069
What is that?
481
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,737
Oh. Patton Jefferson just
posted a review.
482
00:20:39,737 --> 00:20:41,657
Sounds like summer's hot read.
483
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:47,287
Ladies, gentlemen,
gay-dees and gentle-thems--
484
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,455
- Okay. I'm leaving.
- Hey.
485
00:20:49,455 --> 00:20:54,293
We are gathered here
to witness the passing
486
00:20:54,293 --> 00:20:55,920
of an overdue library book.
487
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,298
Now, a moment of silence
488
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,217
as Bryce indicates in the system
489
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:02,468
that "Moby Dick" has gone
490
00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:05,388
from overdue to lost.
491
00:21:08,891 --> 00:21:10,601
Mm-hmm.
492
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,436
Hmm.
493
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:15,564
Okay. That was dumb.
494
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,487
You happy now?
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