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Hey, Wendy. You know, I forgot it was

"Women's Appreciation Week."

You don't have to use air quotes,

it's an actual thing.

A whole week to appreciate women?

Cool! We finally caught up to sharks.

Wendy, we should be appreciated every day, okay?

Not just for a week or whenever the patriarchy decides.

No, this was home office's idea,

and at this branch, it is for women by a woman.

Bought and built this my-shelf.

Six hours, four splinters, one awesome shelf.

Did the patriarchy-- I mean, home office,

send you a book list?

No, their only instruction was to display books representing

all of the viewpoints of the women in our area.

- In Parkdale? - Mm-hm!

I just heard two women on Cowan arguing about urban tree

planning in the middle of an argument about The Bachelor.

Preeti and Yelena are still going on about that?

Mm-hm.

All the more reason for the shelf.

I want women here to feel heard and appreciated.

Girls, hi! Can you actually help me unload my car?

You probably can't carry the heavy stuff,

so just leave that to me, right?

So appreciated.

And that's why Women's History Month in October

is a different thing than International Women's Day

right now, okay, Bryce?

I still don't understand.

Because you don't understand women.

Who does? Am I right, Howard?

Ah, look at that, Venus.

Wonder if they mean the goddess or the planet.

It's a lady-razor.

Anyhoo, as an equalist--

as an equalist,

I feel that men are just as important women.

Has anyone thought to ask men if they might need

a Men's Appreciation Shelf?

Well, those are at every airport ever.

They're called the James Patterson section.

Well, I for one think that Women's Appreciation Week

is a fine time to showcase some female authors like--

Okay. No, no, no. You're going to rattle off some

obscure women authors that this branch doesn't have copies of,

aren't you?

No, I wasn't, I was going to talk about

some of the ones on this shelf, like, um, Sam Atwell.

Oh, he's a man.

Oh, um, okay. Lyndsay Salter.

Also a man.

Oh, wow. Um... surely Vivian Dermay--

Surely is a big dude.

What?

Are the books written by disabled women

on the other side of the shelf?

Guys, I haven't slept.

The shelf took longer than anticipated.

I lost the instructions,

and then I found them stuck to my back,

and then there were two stick men building it together

and I'm one woman,

and so I snagged this list from the internet.

Anyhoo, circling back to my very valid question,

where is the men's shelf?

Right here, apparently.

For God's sake, Bryce, if you feel so strongly,

why don't you start a men's appreciation shelf?

Sorry to chime in on your staff meeting.

I can appreciate that there are three whole books about

Black women, but why is it only about their hair?

Our library's stock is limited.

Also, an often overlooked aspect of herstory--

Just to "Yes And" Sheila, how come there's also

only one book about Indigenous women,

and it is written by a tohtineh?

We will change that.

Yes And-ing Jaq's Yes And.

Where are the books about women who reject

forced housing structures?

Wendy, how are you at this staff meeting?

Well, I thought there'd be pastries.

The other branches have already started posting pics of

their displays on the MPL website and our branch...

Listen up, I'm asking you as a friend,

go and find a great inclusive book celebrating women

and bring it to me.

I'm also telling you as your boss!

Strong, strong. Forceful, too.

Okay.

You'll feel this in your arms tomorrow.

It's good for the-- Good for the pipes.

Hey, Big Library. Why don't you give me a hand, won't you?

Oh, what are we doing?

Well, that talk we had earlier at the meeting really, uh,

resonated with me, so I want to--

I want to help promote equality.

Really? That's great!

Yeah. Well, I mean, we're the only men working today, right?

Well, I mean-- What--

I mean, well, You're part--

I'm full they.

Right! Terrific.

Well, everybody's gotta chip in.

Okay, well, I am on board.

Okay.

What is this?!

I took your advice, Howard, and I created my own shelf

in protest of the lady-shelf.

Sarcastically! I was being sarcastic!

"What Roger Feels, A White Man's Journey"

by Derek Cockburn. Classy.

Thank you.

No, no, no. Sheila, it wasn't-- I prom--

You have to shut this down now!

Mm-hm.

Jaq, what is this?

Oh, Wendy let a local artist sell her work

to promote Parkdale's--

Oh, flowers! It's close-ups of flowers.

I totally get it now.

I mean, yeah, but they're also paintings--

You know what?

One of these will look so great in my office.

One of these days someone's going to beat you to that room.

Well, today's not that day.

Another $150 in overhead saved, baby.

Come on, let me put these in my office.

Zhuzh it up a bit, what do you say?

No, no. They're for sale.

They gotta stay displayed in the library.

I mean, if we're being technical,

my office is part of the library

and also, my client loves art. He could purchase it.

Is that right?

Okay, well, you know, if you insist.

Um, I'll go get you a box.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Howard, what's up?

I just wanted to explain that I was not helping Bryce

with that that Men's Appreciation Shelf.

Okay.

You could say that from a very young age,

I was brought up on a steady diet of feminist literature.

Mm.

And of course at Midtown, I spearheaded and organized

the Women's Appreciation Week guest speaker panel.

Cool.

And I'm not sure I mentioned this,

but my favourite quote of all time is by the amazing

Toni Morrison.

Yeah, you know, it goes like this. Um...

"A good man is a good thing, but there is nothing in

this world better than a good woman.

She can be your mother, your wife, your girlfriend,

or your sister, or someone you work next to.

Don't matter. You find one, stay there."

Although, I'm often reminded of my favourite

Toni Morrison quote.

Oh, you've got one too.

"Be wary of those convinced they know the plight of another.

It's often a mask used for overcompensation."

Do you know that one?

- No, no. - Oh.

You know, I must've missed it on my Toni Morrison

quote-of-the-day calendar.

Yeah, that is her voice, though.

So strong, and so, so wise.

I...

Yeah.

Excuse me. I gotta...

Interesting how quickly

you pulled that quote.

I made it up.

Sometimes it's Toni Morrison.

One time it was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Bitchin'. The Rock.

Toni, where are you?

Yes!

No, am I even a feminist?

Don't be ridiculous. Of course you are.

Okay! What do we have?

Howard?

Oh, um, "A Woman's Worth" by Alex Douglas.

Double checked.

It is in fact a woman writing about women.

Yeah, white women who leave women of colour

from the discussion.

Didn't you read Deb Liu's rebuttal?

When was that published?

I don't know, I'm not Wikipedia.

It's okay. Room for all kinds of points of view, right?

Jaq, what you got?

"Womyn Who Make the Devil Weep,

"A Guide to Up the Patriarchy."

Oh, big language.

I'm sorry, 2017?

How did I miss this?

You cannot put an F-bomb up there.

Why not? It's a public library.

You will get public letters. Very angry letters.

Oh no, no, no, no. I don't like angry letters.

It gives me agita.

And we don't want that.

Okay, well, we'll just put this one in front of it.

"Do More, Women Helping Men" by Jackie Cartwright.

That's disgusting, Bryce.

That's some faux-feminist bullshit right there.

Language.

Okay, clearly there are books

written by women that discount the experience

of other groups of women.

Wow. I mean, I am shook.

I'm going to need a minute here, guys.

So the shelf goes. That's my suggestion.

Your suggestion doesn't count.

- You're right! It doesn't! - What?

I just mean that we are asking the wrong people!

Wendy, I adore you,

and I can see how you think this is a good idea,

but this is not gonna end well.

You're wrong, Jaq.

This is definitely going to have a happy ending.

Ladies, come fill up my box!

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo! ♪

Okay.

"Has anyone seen the top half of my dentures?"

Uh, this is just a drawing of a cat.

Okay, "I hate shelves." Next.

"There should be more books by men for men so men can..."

"This display is so early '90s

and not in a cool Boyz II Men way."

"My fries were cold."

Yeah, I told you that this wouldn't end well.

There's just no way that a shelf can fully represent

the women of Parkdale.

Hey, the shelf is great!

It's an impossible task, Wendy.

You should probably just get rid of it.

It's Loretta.

Oh, boy.

Hi, Toby.

Hi.

Alvin, maybe can I talk to you for a second?

Yeah. Uh, just make yourself at home, okay?

Okay.

Dude, that's Toby Gill,

the youth pastor from the church on Queen!

Dude, I know. He's my client. What's up with you?

Well, you should maybe know that the paintings

that you hung up in your "office,"

they're not of flowers.

They're-- They're-- They're--

They're vaginas.

What?

- They're vaginas, Alvin. - No.

A cornucopia of cooters. Which is awesome,

but maybe not the most appropriate pieces of art

for a youth pastor.

Oh no. Okay, we are zooming in

two admins from the church later.

Are you sure that those paintings are of...

...lady parts?

Positive. I mean, didn't you see it?

No, and you knew that!

I did, and it was hilarious at the time,

but now I feel, I don't know, like,

kind of obligated to tell you, um...

So, I did,

and, um, peace be with you.

Right. Okay.

How's it going there?

I love the photos that the other branches are posting.

but I notice that Jameson hasn't posted any yet.

Is everything okay there?

Yes! I was going to post a pic of our amazing display,

but patrons keep snatching books off of the display

and so we have to keep replenishing the display,

and I realize I'm saying "display" too much.

Alright, alright. Just make sure you post one before close

otherwise it's gonna look like Jameson

doesn't care about women, and we all know if anyone cares

a little too much it's you!

Okay, bye!

Oh, beagles.

I've failed the women of Parkdale.

Okay, that one's actually not bad.

Okay, women of Parkdale, if this is what you want--

by golly, this is what you'll get!

What the fresh fedora hell is this?

I thought this was a joke.

Oh, it's real.

It's very real. I mean, people are into it.

I even ordered some cookies here to promote the shelf.

Why would you order cookies?

Yes!

Where did you get these?

Hold the box up. I need a pic.

How? I ordered "men's cookies" from that bakery on Dufferin,

and they asked me am I okay with peanuts and I said,

"Yeah, sure, I love peanuts."

Lil' Sugar?! They specialize in bachelorette parties, dummy!

You didn't order peanut cookies, you got penis cookies.

Oh, this is so good.

It's not my fault! That lady had an accent.

Stop.

Hey, can I get one or four?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Ma'am, these were not meant--

The shelf goes, Bryce.

No, no, no! Owen and I have been working all morning on this.

Owen, Owen, Owen! Tell her, tell her. Owen, Owen!

Well, then you wasted your whole life,

because this shelf is the most tone-deaf,

dumbest display I have ever seen!

Bryce, you've got three books about bow hunting!

Only three books on bow hunting!

Would you two knock it off!?

Patrons are staring! This is a library!

- Oh, is it? Is it? - Oh, this is a library.

Come on, synchronized sarcasm? Charming.

Your shelf sucks, Bryce. Eat a (bleep).

Yup.

Great advice. These cookies are stellar.

Yeah, so, I have done a budget breakdown

for the new youth program.

Mm-hm. Alvin is great.

A man of the community with a good business sense

and moral compass.

And what a nice office.

Wow.

Look at the art.

Is that a bird of paradise?

Uh-huh. Sure. Sure.

So, if you would focus on the section of the business plan

that actually, um--

Can you move the computer a little bit?

Ah! We lost them.

You know what? We should move to a different part of the office.

Maybe that corner can get a better signal, you know?

Sophisticated brushstrokes.

Thank you!

I picked them out myself.

Picked!

Because flowers.

That's clever.

Oh, wow.

Alright! We did it!

Okay! Look at that. It's perfect.

Uh, Wendy?

Yes.

Did you take every book suggested book out of the box?

Yes, I did, except I ignored the staff's suggestions

who clearly did not take this task seriously.

"The Old Cat and the Sea" by Purrnest Hemingway,

might be a real book. You don't know.

Uh-huh.

Just calling Loretta.

Hey, Wen--

Loretta, hi! Take a look!

It's fantastic, isn't it?

It's intersectional and inclusive

and diverse and it represents all of the women in Parkdale!

Wow.

Hey, have you got the book by my fave female poet River Wave?

Oh, it's, uh...

Oh, it's right here!

Oh, no, no, no, no!

What happened?!

- What happened?! - It's fine!

Should I call someone?

Are you okay?

No, it's fine! Everything's fine!

No offense, ladies, but the shelf assembly

instructions had a picture of two stick men.

No.

Unhoused Wendy: I will. I will speak my truth.

So, Sheila just told me about the shelf collapsing.

Ever-sweet, that woman, but the whole "celebrating women

for a week" thing is ridiculous.

There aren't enough shelves to hold everything

that women have to carry.

That's why I travel light.

Mm-hm.

It was an impossible task. I warned her.

Didn't you tell Wendy that a woman should be

appreciated every day?

Yeah. Every day.

Then why aren't you appreciating and supporting Wendy today?

Her heart was in the right place. Always is.

I know, but it-- It was just-- It's a week.

I was being laterally violent.

Mm, well, I don't know what that means,

but I think I made my point.

And you know, you really stepped this budget out.

You were saying?

It's a really exciting project

with interesting wrinkles.

I'm sorry, are those paintings of--

Gosh, no. No, they're flowers.

They're totally flowers.

Oh, I can see it. I can really see it. Oh, wow.

I am so sorry, I didn't realize when I put it up

that they were that.

Oh. Wow. Oh. Oh, wow.

You know what? No, no, no, no, uh!

We can move somewhere else. Perhaps a table in the library?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, because I--

Oh, no. I can't unsee it.

I, uh, have to...

"Mm, look at us, we're the Midtown branch,

our shelves defy gravity."

Hey, Wendy, you okay?

The other branches make it look so easy,

their oodles of books, and tidy shelves,

and their bigger budgets. What did I do wrong?

No, Wendy, you did everything right.

Those other branches in other parts of the city

service a different type of patron.

Unhoused Wendy: Yeah, she means rich,

snobby, elitist,

go to brunch type mother--

Wendy, Wendy.

Oh, I'm sorry, I get worked up.

What we all know is that Jameson is unique.

It's a mix of so many different kinds of women and experiences.

Yeah, the woman who sees her stories

reflected back at her.

The woman who's new to the country

and needs a reliable place for information.

The woman who just needs a safe place to nap.

The woman who needs a quiet washroom to read

and a steady supply of soap.

You know, it's exhausting not always having the resources

or the right answers, but this library does help

the women in this area.

And I'm sorry I wasn't more supportive.

Thanks, Jaq.

Wait, Wendy, you've been stealing all the washroom soap?!

Sweet Chihuahua, that stuff is expensive!

Oh, I know.

It gets me a pretty penny on the streets.

I hope this isn't going to take long, Big Library.

I got a lot to do today.

No, it won't take long. Just, here.

Look at this shelf.

All of the authors are male,

and there's shelves like this all over the library.

Mm-hm.

Okay. Well, what I'm trying to illustrate is that

men's voices have had the means to be published

since the beginning of time, women's voices have not.

Hm.

So, historically there's a bias, wouldn't you say?

Well, that's because historically

all the great achievements have been by us.

Ow. No, Bryce, the staff is upset with you.

You brought penis cookies to work.

Your shelf has had its day. It's time to take it down.

I just feel like it's unfair that women can be

proud to be women,

but I can't be proud to be a man.

Be proud, man. No one's telling you not to be proud.

I mean, I'm proud, you should be proud.

We're a couple of proud boys.

I'm hearing it now. Don't ever repeat that.

But look, be proud,

just don't do it by taking up space from women.

Fine, I'll take it down.

Good.

And I guess you could say I just had

a come to Lady Jesus moment.

I'm tapped out. Tapped out.

Just joking, real Jesus.

It's fixed!

Did you all do this?

We did.

Bryce here even reinforced it.

You're welcome, female equals.

Wow. I have the best staff.

This is supporting and appreciating women.

Our shelf died a sad death

and you all brought it back to life

like a phoenix rising from the--

Please don't make it weird.

If you make it weird, I'll knock over the shelf.

Good luck with that.

I used double-threaded lag bolts on this she-wolf here.

You could hump a hippo on that.

Why would there be a hippo in a library?

Shady.

But if they were going to hump on anything,

why would it be the shelf?

Thing you need to understand about hippos, Sheila--

Okay, anyways, there's an open spot on the shelf for you to

put your favourite book, which I already know.

And Still I Rise.

Please don't cry.

Oh, I'm not. It's shelf dust.

I still can't see it.

If you just un-focus your eyes, and look past it,

and then back at it.

Maybe it's upside down?

I'm sorry, guys.

This is beginning to feel extremely weird.

Oh.

Yeah. There it is. Take that home with ya.

Very nice!

Yeah.

- Let's go home. - Yeah.

♪ It'll be so good to get home ♪

- I'm tired. - So tired.

We've done enough.

We'll fix it tomorrow.

Yeah. Good.

You happy now?