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You

You

Blue sky

beautiful flowers

Bird singing

What a nightmare

You wonder what the hell you can possibly have done to deserve it and then you remember

Oh

I

Sj the property developer I work for give me a hundred grand a year a pension plan health care and a nice little motor

Just to make sure I don't complain when I have a bloody awful job to do on a Monday morning

Call me the official troubleshooter

So when something goes wrong in one of our building sites like someone falling off an unsafe roof

I'm there to be fair and dispassionate in such a way that the truth

Never comes out

Bust already

Nice car they're paying you lawyers too much money. It's not my car. It belongs to a friend

Well for your friend sake. I hope you left the car alarm on

I've got an inquest about a gypsy

I'm surprised his family haven't already pitched their wig wams on the forecourt

You know it doesn't do to cross real romanies. Is that right?

Hmm. I knew someone who threw some gypsies off his land once

Really? Hmm this old gypsy woman stared him in the eye and said beware the beast with cloven hooves

Two days later. He choked on a chicken bone

So it close point out that chickens don't have hooves ah

But the restaurant where he was eating was called the pig and whistle pigs have hooves

I

Take it foul play as we will do well. Yes you have some if you read page two of the report

You you will see that

Mr. Wells fell whilst under the influence of alcohol

The blood samples taken from the body indicated there were 90 milligrams of alcohol in his blood when he fell

90 milligrams

That's all the equivalent of about two glasses of wine nevertheless enough to impair judgment

This

Accident take place at eight o'clock in the morning the implication being that he was an habitual drinker forgive me

Are you representing the deceased no I was his wife?

That's to say we used to shoot a wigwam

According to this mr. Holley you have a witness who actually saw mr. Wells fall to his death

Is that right?

Yes, exactly

Mr. Callahan

Mr. Callahan

You made a statement to the police that you saw Mr. Wells for from the roof of the building in Clackenwell

Would you please tell this court what you witnessed?

I

Am mr. Callahan do you have something to tell this court or not?

An open verdict who wears a gypsy she went soon you know that for a fact

I doubt the woman can even read and write it alone understand the law if it came out that one of our winches

Snapped we could be looking at 20 grand in punitive damages if she seems could be half a million

I don't think we're gonna fall to take chances

We need as a wave any legal rights to redress

So I suggest that in exchange for her signature we pay her then excuse me the policy decisions are down to me

How much one would have seen she won't be cheap? I don't think we need to start throwing money around give me 50 grand

John as Leon's senior. I'm really not happier about this, but I don't give to her I get to keep

Call it an incentive bonus

Okay

Marjorie get me Michael in legal affairs. There's an angel

Angel

This season is called spring because things spring up like grass for example

It springs up and you have to merit unless you live in flats where the council do it for you

After spring is summer where the buds turn into leaves and they lift their faces to the sky

The bees and butterflies and people all have barbecues in our garden

But then a son is over and the first cold rings began to flow

And that is all the false cycles of nature begin all over again

The end

Then the Prince came back for a third time and this time he called out to the princess in a soft voice

Rapunzel Rapunzel throw down your hair

And the princess looked down from her tower and said

Come up here big boy and give me a good Roger

What's our surgery

Please tenure sleep no I still haven't forgiven you've been late

What I haven't been given you for pretending I wasn't your father. I could have been arrested

Seriously, Tanya code sleep. I don't like the dark

All right, I'll stay with you until you drop off

Can't sheep or something I can't I'm vegetarian fine. Can't cucumbers and

That's when you were vegetarian I

Decided to be a vegetarian like mommy was well, she ate fish so alive and meat

She said she didn't it was she cheated

lots of times when

When you weren't there she never did yeah, she did when

In Greece once scaphers, I don't remember. Well, you're only a baby

They had a barbecue in the hotel

Tell me

Well, they were roasting a lamb and the smell of it. She couldn't resist it

I caught her taking a big lump of meat into the ladies Lou

So there you are

She cheated

Are you sure you want to be a vegetarian no, I just want mommy back

You

You

You

Who the hell are you Thomas price Jimmy's nephew

I've never seen you before you must be from that side of family

Sorry, did you just attach a horse to my car you better get going we're gonna lose them

Right

Nice car I bet she goes fast not with a horse attached can I have a go

What's that got to do with it?

I

Come nobody knows who the fuck you are my friend. It's okay, man

He's a friend of Jimmy's from the building company

Thank you very much for coming no perhaps you should go back home

I

Wait for me

Fuck sake

What happened to your horse I sold him

Heard what Natalie said so you're a gorgeous

What's a gorgeous not a rom then yes, I'm a gorgeous. I'm a ditty-coi. Oh, really how much you want for this car?

It's not for sale your windscreen wipers loose spin bent back. Look. Do you know where Mrs. Wells has gone?

Why

What's she to you? I'm prepared to pay good money if you tell me where she's going?

She's going to a place where Gordon ain't invited. Oh, even did it cool. Well, I'm pretty good at gate crashing

How much?

Hundred pounds a grand that means saying suit yourself you ever tried finding a gypsy you've got more chance in there than smoke to water

500 750 650

Okay, so where it's a place called myth in a blog it's in the black mountains Wales. Yeah, I'm sure I'll find it

That's all right. I'm heading that way myself

What are you doing?

You're not gonna get a guide you get a chauffeur in your dreams

You

Promise me you'll be a good girl for grandma. Yeah, I'll tell us if you like some

I'll be back before you wake up in your dreams

Yeah, by darling

No, okay

No, absolutely not

Stop the fucking car see you when there's no road I saw me

Oh

What are you doing following the patron the what besides we leave for each other stop

Me straight ahead is the bank the devil it means keep up

We'll drive on then

All right, I don't know

Who the fuck's Tonto you tonto me gullible white man being taken for a ride there look

Bloody hell, what's that?

Evil Congrai what cool the rest funeral after the bird of body they burn all the possessions. Let's do me

Well, this card I burn it

Oh, I say don't let me see you

oh

Seriously weight a couple of runs a Jesus

Hello, Tanya.

Yes, this is daddy.

I'm sure you are being a good girl for grandma.

Get a fuck out of here now!

Yeah, this isn't a very good time, darling.

I'll call you back.

Oh, you!

Oh!

The

the

the

the

the

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom where I can go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Oh my god, my car.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Ow!

Good morning.

I'm glad I caught you.

Thought you might have disappeared with the rest of your charming family.

They're not my family.

Yes.

Um, I don't suppose you know what they've done with my car.

They're very wild up here.

They'll probably make it into henhouse.

You had no business being here last night.

This is Wells.

I've come in to give you some money.

Come on, Bessie.

Tax-free.

If you're a compassionate payment for what happened to your husband.

Compassion.

Yes, a compassionate payment.

This is Wells.

When you stop doing that.

Mommy says I've got practice.

That's what this holiday's for.

It's learning the old ways.

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait. Do you know where she's going?

To get session into course.

What?

She says it's perfectly natural.

Lantium to watch.

I'm going to watch anyway.

I thought I told you to wait for me down by the wagon.

I want to see.

Go back and stay hidden.

Go on.

Here we go.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare her.

I want to say she's quite in shot with that catapult.

He sent a shame if her first additional skills died out.

Really, it was Bessie.

It wasn't you, Pries.

Mrs. Wells, I know this is a bad time.

So go away.

And I do understand how you're feeling.

Do you understand?

Well, yes, as a matter of fact I do.

The offer of payment is genuine.

All you have to do is sign these papers here.

Mrs. Wells?

I need you to keep quiet.

Otherwise, he won't follow us in.

Come on, girl.

Sorry.

Who won't follow who and where?

That there is a stallion.

My Bessie is a mere.

Use your imagination.

What do you mean he's going to do it right now?

If you close your mouth then maybe.

Oh, look.

This is obviously a bad moment.

Could we reschedule this meeting for later?

No.

Steve, where are you at if you go here, Bult?

Come on.

Okay.

Do you have to stay close?

Come on.

Come on, girl.

Poked him.

He's a flood of bread and my Bessie just pulls a cart,

but that won't stop him.

Make yourself useful.

Hold this.

Sorry, I do property development.

I don't pimp for racehorses.

Oh, my God.

He's actually doing it.

No, he's missing.

Mr. Holley, you're going to have to shove it in for him.

I'm not putting my hand in there.

Well, would you just look for me and see what's going on?

Oh, dear God.

It's enormous.

You're going to have to grab it.

Oh, wait.

Grab his dick and push it in.

Don't be absurd.

All you have to do is guide it home.

If you do that, you have my word.

I'll sign your papers.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Mrs. Wells, he's shagging my arm.

Do you think you can get your horse to fake an orgasm?

Quietly.

Let me take a few seconds.

My hand.

Oh, my God.

My suit.

That's in my darling.

You're going to be a mother.

It's a come off of it but it does.

Daz, you do not clean bespoke suits with Daz.

I mean, look at it.

Shit.

What?

I didn't exactly ask the man's permission before a borrowed his stallion.

What's okay?

He's not going to shoot at us.

He's going to be a little bit too late.

I'm going to be a little bit too late.

I'm going to be a little bit too late.

Dad, I'm going to be a part of his stallion.

What's okay?

He's not going to shoot at us.

I mean, look, he's firing in the air.

Ow!

Fuck me!

Oh, I've been shocked.

I've really been shocked.

Ow.

Grab her and get on the horse.

I told you to stay down here didn't I?

I told you.

Jesus, he shot me.

He actually really shot me.

It's only bird shot.

Only bird shot.

Look, I'm pumping blood.

It's a little scratch.

It's deceptive, it might be small but it's very deep.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Do you have any idea where this arm has been?

Okay, let's go and have to come out.

Okay, okay.

Get inside it.

It's a little scratch.

It's deceptive.

There might be more, but it's very deep.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Do you have any idea where this arm has been?

Okay.

Let's go and have to come out.

Okay.

I'm going to keep the arm.

Okay, let's go and have to come out.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, Jesus.

Suck it.

What are you doing?

Evidence?

Miss Sue is ours.

Damn, I'm late. I did hit him.

Will you get off me?

Jesus, I'm nothin' but bloody target practice.

Go and get a couple of dark leaves, Seder.

To put on his terrible wounds.

I do not need fucking dark leaves.

Excuse my language, but I'm sorry.

I refuse to be treated by a seven-year-old with vegetation.

I have been shot.

I'm a-tachily.

Oh, well, that's all right then.

Go on.

Okay.

When are your papers?

You said you needed me to sign.

We haven't discussed money yet.

Well, why? How much are you offering?

Well, I'm authorized to offer you £5,000.

£5,000?

You think I landed for the last show of rain?

Make it 100,000.

100?

That's so it's the deal then.

But in exceptional circumstances,

if I made a special case on your behalf,

I could maybe stretch it to 20.

90.

Don't be ridiculous.

This is an awfully long way to come to go home empty-handed.

30?

70.

This is absurd.

This is business.

You're offered to buy.

I reckon you can go up to 10 times that.

You look like a times 10 sort of man.

And you're an expert, are you?

I'm a Romany.

It's an I'm a property developer.

I'll settle at 50.

No less. Take it to leave it.

45, it is.

It's okay.

I don't really want your money.

I'm sorry?

It was just...

It was just...

Practicing.

Just give me your papers and I'll sign them.

Free of charge.

No, I don't understand.

If I'd wanted money for my husband's death,

I'd have filed a lawsuit.

But I decided I don't want a dead man's money.

Call it superstition.

Are you serious?

Am I laughing?

Right. Well, then...

Fine.

What can I say?

It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

It's okay, Sarah.

He doesn't believe in vegetation.

Come on. Stop getting cleared up.

Got a pen?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Look, just so we're clear on this,

you do realize that if you sign that,

you waive all rights to legal redress.

Mm-hmm.

No, no, but just so that...

Yeah, crystal clear.

Wow.

Some superstition.

And the dipsy, what do you expect?

I can't believe you got me up to 45 grand.

50.

Yeah.

We would have eventually settled on 47 and a half, trust me.

When I draw a line, it stays drawn.

Right. I'll get off there.

I don't suppose you'd know the number of a local cab company.

Nope.

Come on, go.

Are we anywhere near a train station?

Look, I'm extremely bad in this kind of wilderness conditions

and may even die.

I did save your daughter's life.

So, road is trom.

Horse is grey and man is mush.

Mrs. Wells, is there a Romany word for go faster?

You're the one who wanted the lift.

It's just I had vision to the sort of steady counter.

You should understand, Miss Horley.

Not only is this vehicle one horse-power, but the horse is pregnant.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm pregnant.

Don't you think this is beautiful countryside, though?

Yes, and at this speed, you get to see it in such detail.

Have we stopped?

It's hard to tell.

I need to get out and push.

What?

We're on a hill.

The man get out and push.

That's the way it's done.

So, this deal is now fundamentally changed.

She's not giving me a lift.

I'm giving her a push.

It's only the women and the little boys who stay on board.

Fine.

You don't push the horse.

You push the wagon?

I just kind of knew that.

I'm just giving her some encouragement.

Come on.

Hey, keep pushing.

Keep pushing.

Come on, nice and heavy.

Come on, keep pushing.

Come on.

We're at the top of the hill.

Put the brake on.

Right.

Are we there, Dad?

No, I'm afraid we're still nowhere.

Are we making cat, Mommy?

Yeah?

As I recall, there's a good spot down the track there.

If you go down this road for about a mile or so,

you'll pick up a beer or you should pick up a lift down there.

All right, girl.

Right.

So, um, roughly how far back to the 21st century?

30 miles, maybe less.

Okay.

Well, goodbye again.

Goodbye.

Come on, busy.

You know it's, um, it's really strange.

This would have been a sort of dream holiday for my children.

She likes horses.

Yeah.

Every Christmas and birthday, that's all she wants.

Buy her one.

She's far too young.

Best time to learn.

Yeah, but there's a wise old saying.

Never invest in anything that eats while you sleep.

Invest.

Well, it'd take up too much time.

How's all yours?

Can't your wife help you?

No.

I'm sorry.

Can't help you.

No.

Anyway, um, so long, farewell, her feeders aid.

Bon voyage.

Good luck with the birth.

I'd go for herbal pillows and whale music.

Hm.

Been a pleasure, Mrs. Wells.

Natalie.

Yeah.

So, slide toward the fox, went down into the land of the river spirit.

And the river spirit said to the poor fox,

step into my watery parlor and I will teach you how to dance the dance of the ghosts.

Why, you stopped?

You're too scared.

I'm lighting scared.

Oh, no, no.

Out here, it's too easy to let your imagination carry you away.

Is that why Dad never let us do this?

No.

That was because Dad was only interested in your future.

He said that this was all in the past.

Thanks, speaking Romani.

He didn't want people knowing we were different.

Sometimes people just don't like us.

They think that we're the spooky things out there in the dark.

Who's there?

Oh.

It's the river spirit.

Will you take that weapon off her?

Well, it's your own fault for creeping up on us like that.

I hardly call that creeping.

Oh, God, I hate the country.

I'm sorry.

Imagine you thought you got rid of me.

We were hoping.

I waited four hours.

Two bloody tractors in four hours.

The second one actually stopped, but any other driver could call me an English bastard.

I tried funny for a taxi, but my phone's completely dead.

I saw the light of your fire.

I thought you might be a farmhouse or a wine bar or something.

Don't you think now I'm here?

Can I just have a blanket for the night?

This here, da.

Go fetch an extra plate.

I hope you like sausages.

I would have carried on with the road sort of ran out.

You've had a bad day.

Yeah.

Full of surprises, yet strangely satisfying.

Imagine your horse might say the same thing.

You are silly.

Thank you.

Come meet in the old way, mummy.

Having heard what Leon has to say, I think we should.

What's the old way?

It was considered impolite amongst Romanese to talk whilst eating a meal.

Geez, dinner parties must have been a hoot.

For now, mummy.

Okay, from now.

What, not even if I have...

She's asleep.

Is that consolation there that looks like a BMW coupe?

Is that a play or a rhyme?

I don't know.

Yeah, when you live under a roof, you don't get to see any of this.

Yeah, well, the stars won't be out for long.

There's a storm coming soon.

Really?

How can you tell?

I heard the weather forecast.

Come on, we should get inside.

Yeah, this isn't what I was expecting.

What do you mean?

I didn't think people still lived like this.

We don't.

Not anymore.

But I wanted Sarah to see how it used to be.

So what happens when the holiday's over?

That style today was a sort of injection of venture capital.

Venture capital?

She's a similar business woman.

Mani Connors got land.

I can use his pasture, rebuild some stables,

and I'm going to start a stud farm.

So you and Mani...

Me is the big guy, you know?

Big man, big heart.

You were just by this big hoot,

isn't it, my extended return?

You were just by this big hoot,

isn't it, my extended return, my car?

I'll talk to him.

I'll tell him that underneath that expensive suit, you're...

You're Kushti.

Kushti?

That means you're okay.

You must be tired.

I'll give you a wife or two hours.

So how's Sarah taking it all?

Oh, what?

Not having a father.

With tenure, it's the darkness.

She's hated the dark ever since.

So what?

A year ago, my wife's car went off the road.

Sorry.

There's quite a coincidence.

I'll get you a blanket.

It's weird, isn't it?

Sometimes it's easier to talk to a stranger,

especially when he knows how it feels.

No, sorry, what feels?

Well, you must feel something.

The marriage wasn't like that, not anymore.

Why did you think he was drunk at eight o'clock in the morning?

If you get called, you put another log on the fire.

What the hell was that?

A fox.

Foxes don't sound like that.

They do when they're mating.

Do you think they might need me to give them a hand?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Do you think they might need me to give them a hand?

No.

What did you catch?

Puffball.

Oh, God, that's a snake, isn't it?

No, it's a mushroom.

Mummy.

Look.

What the hell did they want?

Silla, get what you need most from the battle.

Nash.

Nash.

In a minute, what are you doing?

We haven't done anything.

They'll think of something.

Naturally, there's nothing illegal about reenacting a sea from rawhide.

Morning campers.

Sleep well?

Morning, officer.

These are the people you saw?

Yeah, let's them all right.

Bloody travelers.

Born here, saw you went af

Oh, did you pull?

Give me a mouse, shut Leon.

Oh, fancy underwear though.

Better check the lady over.

Oh, no.

No.

So we swivelled around.

Yeah, and I saw him at the corner of my eye.

And I'm like, I'm like a panther.

And I'm on him.

What?

And he goes down.

And I'm just standing over him like a panda.

Oh, sorry.

Panther.

What?

Look, I mean, if you just kept your head, we get worse than that every day.

I feel partly to blame for the mess we're in.

Partly.

Well, don't worry.

They're on every policeman and the county is going to be looking for us.

Get down.

Come here.

Right.

All you have to do is lay low until the first, don't you?

Lay low where?

Two adults, one child in a pregnant horse.

Apart from that, I now have no clean clothes, no money, and no fardo.

This was supposed to be a holiday until you came along.

Are you mad?

We can't do this.

We don't have any money.

Look, when you're rich, you don't need money.

You just need presents.

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

Yeah, can you do something with your hair?

I don't have a brush.

No, I don't want you to brush it.

I want you to mess it up a bit.

If you...

be prepared to make a difference.

I want you to mess it up a bit.

If you...

be precocious.

What is that mean?

If it's water you want, there's a standpipe at the end of the drive.

It's okay?

I don't want any fuss.

Hi.

My wife and I are a little Neptune.

I am that I need a room.

Actually, the best suite you've got.

I'm talking big.

You know what I mean?

Great.

All I ask is that you're quick, discreet, and no press.

Absolute privacy.

Do I make myself clear?

Press.

You do know who I am, don't you?

You know about these things.

Do you recognize him?

That's definitely a bespoke suit.

He said Mick and Jerry recommended us all.

Good God.

It's the H.

What?

The guitar is from you too.

My God, it's not his water's name.

You know that?

We'll have radio head.

So, uh, Mr. Smith.

Oh, yes, of course.

Mr. Smith.

How nice.

Now, a large suite.

Wasn't it?

That's right.

Also, we need some of the horse.

The horse.

Is that like the edge?

No, that's like an animal with four legs.

Uh, could you just put it in a garage with some oats?

And water.

Still.

No, it's sparkling.

Hi.

Welcome back.

You crazy guy, huh?

Hi.

Thanks,

What are you doing?

Hey, it's your lucky day.

I never do autographs.

Thank you.

Sir.

Sir.

I think the view.

Is that OK?

Do you like the fountain there?

Or do we want to move it a bit to the left?

We can't stay here.

Of course we can.

We'll just hide out here tonight.

And tomorrow I'll get there.

Come in and send some money.

No, it's not.

Over night.

We're a wee sweep.

It's sweet.

That's in how sweet separate beds.

We're a wee sweep.

Is it sweet?

That's in how sweet separate beds.

It looks like blu-du-du-de-inspired.

I'll have it framed anyway.

Do you think I should take the TV out of their room?

Why?

Well, they'll probably get drunk and throw it out the window

or something.

Oh, God, you're a sword, fashion.

Doc Stars don't do that sort of thing anymore.

Oh, they drink herbal tea and have Tunchic sex.

Tunchic sex?

Does that damage the furniture at all?

This...

is the minibar.

This is a very special place, Sarah.

It's sort of like a time machine that will take you on a journey to a future

where a packet of chocolate-covered peanuts will cost you £12.50.

So, very important.

Do not open.

We do know for the hotelers.

Well, then you will know that in this sort of hotel,

there will almost definitely have a dress code.

Absolutely no trouble at Tulsa.

Right.

Yeah?

I have that, yeah.

Indeed.

Uh-huh.

Gerald, you're going shopping.

Right.

No, Tony, no.

I can't do another story.

I'm on a hotel phone.

It will be good for Grandma, will you?

No, no, I can't.

Because it would be cheaper to fly you here by helicopter.

Good night, Tony.

Yep, yep, tomorrow for definite.

Yeah, I promise, huh?

I love you, too.

So good of them.

They gave me this, so I could hear a breathing.

But you sure I look all right?

They're not bad.

The clerk asked me which instrument you play.

What did you say?

Oh, I said the drums.

Drums?

I am clearly lead guitar and vocals.

Are you okay?

Why?

Why is this some of this in French?

What?

My mother lived in Turkey.

My father lived in Hungary, Spain and France before he came here.

Perhaps the Scottish accent.

I'm a Romani.

I'm from everywhere.

But I went to school in Scotland.

School?

Yes.

School?

I enjoyed it.

In fact, it was one of the happiest things.

I was a little bit nervous.

I enjoyed it.

In fact, it was one of the happiest days of my life.

So what are you going for?

Eigenchips.

I might ask if you've already chosen,

or would you care to hear Chef Baudin's specials this evening?

Specials?

The chef recommends a magnificent chateau bréon,

served with a green peppercorn sauce, or the Fueldeville percée.

Don't you have any hedgehog?

Hutton.

It's the latest thing in California.

Very low in fat.

Just don't try crossing the road when she's had one.

I'm sorry.

Chef Baudin doesn't serve.

California, I'm cuisine.

Oh.

Perhaps Madame would like a little more time.

No, I'll have the fish soup and then the poached rabbit.

I was brought up on poached rabbits.

Um, I'll try the beet salad, followed by the pheasant.

If you have it.

No good, sir.

You want to wear the pheasant's shot wild, so we'll contain lead shot.

Once again.

Is that one?

Did you get an autograph?

No, I didn't get a bloody autograph.

I don't know what's got into everyone.

His wife is drunk out of her mind.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Hello?

Hello?

Who are you?

Tanya.

Hello, Tanya.

My name's Sarah.

It's my daddy there.

She's your daddy.

Leon.

No, we stand still with our mommy.

What's she doing?

I don't know.

Eating, I suppose.

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

My name's Sarah.

It's my daddy there.

She's your daddy.

Leon.

Leon.

No, we stand still with our mommy.

What's he doing?

I don't know.

Eating, I suppose.

Oh, it's my daddy there.

Can we go and get him?

No, we can't go down and get him because he has to wear special clothes.

Just getting to the restaurant.

It's very silly here.

Would you care for a DJ Steve?

That's where celebrating will have a bottle of champagne.

Certainly, sir.

I just heard.

We made number one in Finland.

Oh.

What?

You are so hiccuped bottle.

Am I?

It means you're good at spinning tails.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

I'm sure that's a lot of white-headed English.

I'm sure there's lots of white-headed English you don't have in the property, like income

tax.

Look, it's bad enough that police don't ask over every five minutes.

It'd be even worse if we were helping to pay my wages to do it.

That's not what I'm converted.

I may have my contribution to your campaign if I remember.

Big silver Mercedes.

I'll get it back for you.

From many?

Mm-hm.

The guy you're gonna...

Don't do what?

Nothing.

I hope they remember to be busy.

Maybe you are, maybe you want to tell them my business.

I'm so sorry to get back this time.

Please, you say he's got big heart, big fists, big cows, big land, big grazing.

Big everything. Still?

The size doesn't really matter, does it?

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Oh, I was just thinking, I don't know.

And maybe you and I could see each other again.

I should go and see Sarah.

Natalie, what do you say?

Next time we'll do it the other way around.

We'll have dinner first and then assault some police officers.

Let me see.

See what?

My mumma taught me.

There.

It's your heartline.

It's broken.

My heart isn't broken.

No.

No.

How can it not be broken?

The same way yours isn't broken.

I should go.

Wait.

Wait.

When my wife's car went off the road,

do you know what one of the first things I felt was?

Freedom.

Can you believe I felt that?

Yes, I can.

Really?

Only I didn't realize that freedom came at such a price.

It's as if by wanting it I made it happen.

We shouldn't blame ourselves.

We shouldn't we?

You think Jimmy died because he was drunk?

A witch napped, okay?

A piece of rusty bloody machinery we couldn't be bothered to replace

because it would have added 50 pounds to the overall construction costs.

I was sent out here to get your signature.

And keep as much of 50 grand as I could.

Why are you telling me this?

I really don't know.

Mummy.

What's the cardie?

Wait, I'll come with you.

No, no, please. Just wait till we're both asleep.

No, Bassy.

Champagne's not a drink for drinking alone.

You want some?

Okay.

No, no, no, no, no.

It's very bad in the first six weeks, I can't see.

She really loves you, Bassy.

You inspire me

When my eyes begin to glaze

You inspire me

When my eyes begin to glaze

You inspire me

In so many ways

When I'm on the ground

You seem to know

How to pull blessings down

And spread them all around

You inspire me

When my well is almost dry

You inspire me

And in the twinkling of

My life on my feet

You're so inspiring to me

You're so inspiring to me

What the hell were you doing?

Well, I just got an autopsy for the crackle of an open fire.

No, wait.

I might have bone injuries.

I might need dog leaves.

Come on.

You're ridiculous.

I know.

It's okay. Look, I talked it all through with the lady.

I'm downstairs.

She said that exactly the same thing happened to her only yesterday.

You know, like a whirlwind romance.

She never even met the guy.

And before she knew it, they were making love in a barn.

I'd loved her when she urinated on my shoe.

We are not the horses.

You were true in certain departments.

I have to admit, I have no match for a horse.

But when did a horse last nibble your ear?

Quite recently, actually.

But a horse is one thing a gorgeous something else.

A gorgeous doesn't even know one end of a horse from the other.

Well, what was he you said?

He's a thoroughbred.

And she just pulls a car, but that one's tough.

Oh, so you're a resource and I'm a car tourist?

No, I'm just talking about breaking down barriers.

You realize this is a very pretty dress, but it's still me underneath.

Do you mind if I check?

Well, seriously, it's not three days since you were talking about wigwams.

I've changed.

And three days.

No, no.

It took about three seconds.

And that's where you're coming down those stairs tonight.

I see.

So it was the dress that did it?

Maybe.

You know,

there's really only one way to tell.

We take off the dress

and see if I still love you.

No.

It's not the dress.

Wait a minute.

If we're going to eliminate my clothing from this investigation...

Mummy.

Keeping the horses thingy.

Just a moment, sweetheart.

I'm going to get a little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

little bit of a

No.

What do you mean gone, gone where?

Someone came with a horse box.

Who?

Rather large, gentlemen.

How large?

Huge, actually.

I think his car's still outside.

It's a beautiful message.

No, I'm afraid she didn't.

Is anything all right, sir?

Come on, men, ask him where he is.

Oh, no.

Dear Leon, I needed some time to myself with say a little bit.

Maybe it's better if we both think this over a little first.

Everything happens so fast.

I'm going to be at Manny's scrap yard for a while.

You know where that is.

If you still feel the same way, then you should call me there.

I'll count the days.

And if I don't hear, I'll know you've come to your senses.

All my love, Natalie.

Manny, it's daddy!

Hey.

Oh.

Oh.

Right, can I get you things?

We're going home.

Yes.

So, how did it go?

You did it!

You bloody did it!

You were genius.

I told him you could.

How much did she want?

You would say congratulations are in order.

You did it!

How much?

Gary, why don't you chase my coffee?

So, you've excelled once again.

How much did you get away with?

She didn't want the money.

What?

None of it.

It's not what you think.

Of course not, Alan.

Did she actually know what it was she was signing?

You're just what this company needs.

A man who doesn't give a shit about anyone.

You know, for a moment, I thought that what happened with Elizabeth might have changed

you.

My mistake.

Who needs feelings, right?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

Who needs feelings?

So baby, from us, you give me everything to try.

I'm following the rest of these great skies.

Great sky sleepin' in the night.

Hello?

Hi, Thomas.

No, he's not here.

Oh, he'll be back about the time.

Yeah, then he's driving me in sail down to Wales.

I don't need to lock Thomas.

You know me, I follow my feet.

Yeah?

Yeah, I will.

I will.

Bye.

Bye.

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

Hello!

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

MUSIC

Morning, Leon.

Divine is hitting the roof about your report to safety of Clark and Well.

Yeah, well, but he hits the roof and someone else hits the ground.

Oh, yeah, and I've got some stuff back from the Bloodstock Society.

MUSIC

What did they say?

They did have a Natalie Wells registered as a breeder.

Well, she's changed her name to Connor.

MUSIC

She still want me to get the number.

MUSIC

No.

MUSIC

No, that's okay.

MUSIC

We've got more important things to do.

MUSIC

It's been a long process that what a wonderfully conceived and constructed building and I have to say,

it's also remarkable for being on budget and on time.

LAUGHTER

And that's why the champagne is on ISJ.

APPLAUSE

MUSIC

I've got a move for Schmooze, England.

Didn't Jimmy Wells hit the ground just a bit there?

Just where they put in those rather pretty flat beds?

MUSIC

You know, I almost feel sorry for you.

You're all pretty gratefully received.

You think it's such a lark, don't you?

To rip off some poor gypsy woman.

Oh, guys, happy faces. They're a client's present.

I was just about to suggest to the owner might like to spend some of the 50 grand.

You gave him on a plaque to the memory of Jimmy Wells.

Funnily enough, according to a councilman never actually cashed the chain.

MUSIC

MUSIC

LAUGHTER

Happy birthday, old school.

Happy birthday, no, you can't.

Only going to open your presents.

I already have.

Well, you happy?

Turn your please.

It's been a small day.

I've told you you can't have a horse till you know how to ride and groom and whatever the other thing is.

Muck in or muck out.

How can I learn without a horse?

It's not fair. Sarah's got a horse and she's two months younger than me.

Well, some of your friends have got older sisters.

Sarah hasn't got an older sister.

Yeah, well, how about with Sarah's horse then?

How can I? She lives in some place miles away.

I can't even say it.

How do you know her then?

I've never had you talking about her, though.

Tanya, Sarah who?

Tanya, you've got that look on your face again.

The same one as when I caught you putting wheels on the tortoise.

Sarah Wells.

Except she's not called Wells in, or she's called Connor.

How do you know Sarah Wells?

I speak to her on the phone.

She's called Connor now.

Her mommy changed her name back because her dad's dead.

And if you're gypsy, you don't use the different man's name.

Could you just run all that past me again?

Is it this one here?

It's not this one.

It's not this one.

It's not this one.

It's not this one.

Is it this one here?

It's the long one.

8 pounds for one call.

Oh, I love you.

How did you get in the number?

When you wait, I found you in your mobile from Grandma's,

but Sarah wants us.

I didn't tell you because I thought you might get angry.

I gave her my number.

I never sent her to be in front of me.

She had to just took out horses.

Tony, as Sarah mentioned having a new daddy,

who sort of, well, built like a wardrobe.

She hasn't got a new daddy.

It's just her and her mom.

They've got to be before.

They caught him new one after you.

Daddy, are you happy or sad?

What are you doing?

I'm running Sarah's mummy.

I'm going to tell her she can't go around using my name willy nilly.

I've never heard of a horse called Leon.

She won't be there.

They've gone to stay fair.

The what?

Are you sure she's here today?

I don't know.

It might have been yesterday.

Excuse me, Officer.

I don't know if you can help me.

You're looking for a gypsy horse there.

You just missed them, sir.

Back on their reservations where they belong.

They might get a few stragglers down, dig by the lane.

That's why I'm still here.

If you're going down in that car, sir,

make sure you put your alarm on if I was you.

rell's

the danger, dear.

Look at them employee.

They look at them.

After three people were here,

they were

What's happening?

I'm going to introduce you to someone and I want you to know what everything he says

and everything he does, get in.

Holy shit, it's you.

We're going to need to find Natalie.

Have you got a death wish?

No, I have a life wish.

Hey.

She might be out of the auction.

No, Giorgio.

Let's have fight your face and put it out with a shovel.

Please, just tell me where it is.

I'll tell you what, I will pay you anything you want.

Put it out of way.

It's a little way out there by the brook.

Thank you.

Come on, darling.

Boy, if you're going, you better come with me.

Jump in.

I'll show you a real mower.

So what am I doing?

This two month fold gold, Leon.

We have the ladies' word that he was signed by a two time gold cuff winning stallion.

So we start the bids at £500.

We're here at £500.

£500 over there.

550.

We're here 600.

You like drama, Thomas?

Better to borrow an old daddy.

I bet he only drops in the road, isn't he?

I'll tell you, it must never turn up in a school essay, OK?

959.50.

£1,000.

£1,000.

£1,000.

£1,000.

£1,000.

£1,000.

$1,000.

$1,000.

$1,000.

$1,000.

It's just right there, behind those trees.

Go on, I'll stay here with a girl.

Right, thanks.

13.

13, 100.

13, 100 over there.

13, 100.

You've got on fairs in the boards.

14, 100 over here.

Any advance on 14.

At 1400 pounds going once.

Going twice.

At 1400 pounds going for the fairs.

It's a £50,000 in pounds.

We're here.

We're here.

We're here.

We're here.

Mm.

Mm.

It was our 1500 I was big.

No.

It was 50,000.

Oh, what?

Oh, Jack.

Oh, what?

Oh, what?

Oh, what?

You took your time.

Come back.

Come back.

Tanya.

Sarah.

What do you mean I took my time?

You walked out on me.

Don't you worry I was going.

I put it in the note.

What note?

The note I left.

Don't you get a windscreen, my poet.

Told you to get our wobb fixed.

Excuse me, sir.

But can we get back to your 50,000 quid?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Our horses are not for sale.

They're gorgeous.

Hey, hey.

You keep out of this money.

You're not on commission.

No, sir.

Really?

Why didn't you ask Natalie Conner at her horse?

What exactly do you think you're buying here?

The horse?

What a woman.

Buying the horse.

The woman has a mind of her own.

So what did you put in the note?

It doesn't matter anymore.

We should leave things the way they are.

Our worlds are too far apart.

No.

Look what happened when we married the right person from the right world.

Phew.

So why don't we try the wrong person?

You would what she said.

No sale.

Woman or horse.

Fight and bore her.

Shut up.

All of you.

Do you want a fight?

Oh, for God's sake.

Yes, all right.

If that's what you want.

Come on.

Man, your corner is the bare knocking champion

of the whole of Nogan, England.

Oh, yeah?

Too scared to come south, were you?

No.

No.

Drop.

I'm not going to get you.

I'm not going to get you.

I'm not going to get you.

I'm not going to get you.

I'm not going to get you.

I'm not going to get you.

I'm not going to get you.

No.

Drop.

The pair of you.

There's only one person here whose opinion

means anything to me.

Sarah.

Sarah, come here.

How do you feel about Leon?

Throw in tenure and it's a deal.

50,000 pounds.

Going, going, gone.

Sold to the man who should know better.

So I say goodbye to 100 grand a year.

The pension, the car, and the only health care I get now

is dog leaves.

I'm left with a gypsy woman, two kids and a couple of horses.

Nightmare, right?

Yeah.

And I don't ever want to wake up.

No, black girl, Johnny Apple's sweet.

He might pass by.

He might pass by.

There's a lot of soul.

Drinking from the well locked in a factory.

You have to get the honey.

Then then don't go killing all the bees.

Love that goes on, lose the king.

Notice how the don't close.

When the chimes of freedom ring.

Yeah, what you're saying.

Yeah, what you're saying is what was true.

Now the longer sold.

Yeah, what you're saying.

Yeah, what you're saying.

Yeah, look at the honey.

Then you don't go killing all the bees.

What the people have said there are no barriers on the cheese.

But the summertime sun.

Oh, yeah, oh.

Oh, on the apple.

Love that goes on, a beautiful night.

Black sheep, but the angels riding.

Riding down the line.

We think there is a soul.

We don't know.

That soul is hard to fly.

Down the road.

Down the road.

Then you have to get the honey.

Then you don't go killing all the bees.

But the people have said.

But the people have said.

They're in the various don't know cheese.

So the people have said the fairies on the cheese.

Let's check it out the honey.

That's a good killing all the bees.

Hey-oh!