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>> It has been arranged
specially for you, a Roomba fantasy.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Chicken chicken chicken
chicken chicken chicken.
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>> Guess what I did today?
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>> Nope.
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>> I booked our Christmas vacation.
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[MUSIC]
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>> My sister told me about these
fabulous beach houses in Costa Rica.
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And they only had one master.
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>> Wow, wow, my foot is dead asleep.
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>> Oh.
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>> [LAUGH]
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>> Martin, they call it the
Switzerland of Central America.
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>> Your lady.
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>> [FOREIGN]
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>> Shut up.
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>> Right, right.
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[LAUGH]
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>> Uh, Heather.
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>> Isn't it a little early to
be talking about Christmas?
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I mean, you know, we've only
been going out for like three weeks.
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>> Martin, it's been four months.
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>> Every time he opens his
mouth, he puts his foot in it.
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>> Well, yeah, yeah, if you count the
time in between the time we went out.
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>> Oh.
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So you don't think we'll still
be together at Christmas?
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>> I didn't say that.
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>> You didn't have to.
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>> [LAUGH]
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>> I gotta go.
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>> I thought things were going great.
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You know what, why can't
we just, you know, hang out?
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>> I'm sorry, Martin.
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I am looking for a relationship
with some sort of a future.
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>> So do I.
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So do I.
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What about next weekend?
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Are you free?
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You want to go to the Guggenheim?
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You know, you say the
word, you know, it's done.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Yes, I ain't done it all right.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Man, I can't believe you.
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>> Heather is terrific.
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>> I know.
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I know.
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I'm just not ready to make
that kind of commitment yet.
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So I need something to
pry this thing out of you.
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>> Like a big knifer.
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>> Oh.
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Thank you.
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>> You know, man, there's
something seriously wrong with you.
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I mean, you keep throwing
away these perfectly good women.
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>> Look who's talking.
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King of three dates and out.
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>> Totally different.
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I mean, when I don't want to make a
commitment, it's because I'm a dick.
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When you don't want
to make a commitment,
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it's because you're
hung up on your ex-wife.
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That makes you an asshole.
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>> Oh, really?
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Now look what you did.
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Stop distracting me, will you?
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And I am not hung up on Judith.
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>> Oh, what are you talking about?
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You're in love with her.
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You gave her husband your kidney.
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I had an extra.
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>> Oh, come on, man.
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It's been four years.
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You need to just get over
her and get on with your life.
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>> I am over her, Eddie, okay?
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Now let's just drop it.
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>> Do yourself a favor.
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Just throw that thing out.
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>> I can't.
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I promised Judith I'd make her a lasagna.
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>> Excuse me.
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Can I help you?
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>> No, no.
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I've got it just fine.
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Thank you.
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Not right now, pal, okay?
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I'm kind of busy, do you mind?
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>> Is there a problem here?
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>> What?
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>> The guy refuses to show his ID.
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Excuse me.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow, man.
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I worked all afternoon on that.
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>> Oh.
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Ow!
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>> Oh, God, sorry, Martin.
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Jim, Steve, it's all right.
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This is my ex-husband.
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>> This, this.
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>> Excuse me.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Thanks.
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>> Fine, fine, fine.
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Thank you.
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Go ahead, Jim.
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Everything's okay.
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Everything's okay.
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Sorry.
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>> Oh, no problem.
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>> No problem.
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>> Oh, is that mine?
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>> Oh, geez.
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>> I'm glad you tightened
security around the potluck dinner.
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>> Yeah, sorry about that.
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It's just been a little crazy, you
know, with Richard being named Chief
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Justice and all.
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>> What?
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When did this happen?
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>> Oh, about an hour ago.
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>> It was amazing.
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>> The whole confirmation
hearing only took eight minutes.
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Richard admitted he smoked pot in college.
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Nobody even cared.
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The senators gave him a cake.
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>> Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Is this the Supreme
Court down in Washington?
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>> Yeah.
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>> She's mine.
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>> Jeremy, why don't
you go and make those
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nice secret servicemen
some lemon Ade?
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>> If you want me to
leave the room, just say so.
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Don't make me do dumb stuff.
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>> Well, I really need to talk to you.
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>> Yes?
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>> God, this is so overwhelming.
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>> Well, I can understand why.
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You know, I mean, with Richard moving
down to Washington and you living here
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in New York.
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>> She's finally all mine.
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>> Actually, he wants the
three of us to go with him.
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>> What?
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I can't move down to Washington?
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That's ridiculous.
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I have a job here.
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>> Uh, Martin, not you.
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Three of us, you know,
me and the two children.
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>> Oh.
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>> I know this is a big
change for both of us.
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I hope you're not too upset.
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>> Upset?
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Me?
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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I'm just -- I'm just -- I'm just fine.
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>> Mr. Stone.
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>> This substance appears
you've been bazania.
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>> Oh, yes, Jim.
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Thank you.
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Why don't you just set that anywhere?
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[ Speaking in Spanish ]
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>> I can't believe you're
actually leaving New York.
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You love New York.
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It's got all your shopping,
you know, and there's that --
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and there's that stupid
hairdresser you like.
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>> I'm taking this to the elevator.
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>> You know, you shouldn't
carry something heavy like that.
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Why don't you just make two trips?
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Careful there.
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Now, you see how difficult it all is.
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And you.
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I mean, who loves New York more than you?
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>> Almost everybody.
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I hate New York.
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>> What?
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How can you say that?
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I mean, come on, New
York's the best, you know?
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I mean, it's just got everything.
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>> Like?
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>> Well, like the crime.
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>> Garbage.
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>> Traffic.
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>> The theater.
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>> I never go to the theater.
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>> Yeah, but it's here if
you want it, you know?
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And what about me?
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>> The tree lighting ceremony
at Rockefeller Center?
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I mean, that's --
>> Come on, Dad.
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It won't be that different.
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Still get to see you every other weekend,
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and Washington's like,
you know, trained right away.
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It'll be like I'd be living way downtown.
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>> Right.
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Well, listen, I got to get your TV
back from Danny, so -- >> Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, that'll be good.
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Have you seen your mother?
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Judith?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Go on.
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Fight for your name.
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B.M.M.!
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>> Hey.
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I've got a great idea.
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Why don't you guys stay here?
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And Richard can commute.
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People do that.
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Think of all the frequent flyer miles.
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Pretty soon you have enough
for a free trip to Honolulu.
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>> I can't ask Richard to fly
back and forth to New York.
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>> But he's always traveling.
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Come on.
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When was the last time
he was actually here?
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Huh?
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Dude, just think it over, okay?
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I'm afraid you might be making
a terrible, terrible mistake.
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>> I'll miss you, too.
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Look, I got to get going.
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>> Oh, all right.
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Yeah, okay.
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>> Let's not say goodbye right now.
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Why don't you come over in the morning?
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You know, I'm leaving at
8.30 and -- >> Great, great.
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I'll be there.
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[ Music ]
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>> Well, goodbye.
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>> Don't say goodbye.
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>> Yes, gee, I'd say so long.
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>> I know, and I keep forgetting so long.
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Oh, what's your name?
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>> Ah!
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>> Oh, turn that over.
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I'm sleeping.
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>> Sorry.
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>> Ah!
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>> What -- what are you doing here?
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>> I live here.
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I'm your wife.
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Mrs. Tupper?
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Spring of Belle?
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>> But we -- we got divorced.
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You -- you moved to Washington.
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>> No.
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[ Music ]
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>> Are you okay?
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>> Yeah.
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Yeah, I was just thinking.
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Wow, that was -- that was
some dream, you know.
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I mean, you were there
and Jeremy was there
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and Eddie was there
and Toby was there.
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>> He was Toby.
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>> My secretary.
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>> You don't have a secretary named Toby.
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>> You know what the weirdest part was?
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You were married to Richard Stone.
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>> Well, that's a lovely thought,
but I'm -- I'm afraid I'm stuck with you.
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[ Music ]
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>> Jude?
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I'm all alone.
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Get.
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Jude?
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Jude?
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>> There were a plot needed to twist.
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This one does.
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>> Huh?
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>> Heather!
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Heather!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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>> Martin!
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>> No, it's okay.
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Here we go.
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Thank you.
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>> What are you doing?
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What are you doing here?
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>> I was on my way to your office.
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00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:26,000
I really, really, really
need to talk to you.
277
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:28,000
>> I don't think we have
anything more to talk about.
278
00:13:28,001 --> 00:13:30,000
I don't want to see you
anymore, and please don't call me.
279
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,000
>> Okay, let's get married.
280
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:35,000
>> You've been taking
those cold pills again?
281
00:13:35,001 --> 00:13:37,000
>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
282
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:38,000
Look, I made a terrible mistake before.
283
00:13:38,001 --> 00:13:39,000
You know what?
284
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,000
I was confused, but I'm not
confused anymore, okay?
285
00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:43,000
So let's get married.
286
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:45,000
>> You're serious?
287
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:47,000
>> Make your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
288
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,000
>> Yes, yes, yes.
289
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,000
I'm completely serious.
290
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:52,000
>> But we've only been
going out four months.
291
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,000
>> Yeah, the first four months
and the rest of our lives together.
292
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,000
Okay, so let's just do it, okay?
293
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,000
Let's get married.
294
00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:03,000
>> This is just a little overwhelming.
295
00:14:03,001 --> 00:14:08,000
I mean, I can't answer that question
here in the middle of 29th Street.
296
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,000
>> Okay, give it a little slack.
297
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,000
Little slack.
298
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,000
>> Okay, just forget I mentioned it, okay?
299
00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:14,000
Forget I said anything.
300
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:16,000
Just have dinner with me on Friday, okay?
301
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:17,000
Come on.
302
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:18,000
Come on, please.
303
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:20,000
>> No, I don't know.
304
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:21,000
>> Great.
305
00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:23,000
This is going to be great.
306
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:35,000
What do you think?
307
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,000
>> You're in big trouble.
308
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,000
>> You know what?
309
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:41,000
I don't care what you think.
310
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:43,000
This is the best decision I've ever made.
311
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:46,000
>> Don't you know what the
failure rate is for second marriages?
312
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,000
100%.
313
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:49,000
>> Where'd you get that from?
314
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,000
>> My mother, my sister Gina, two for two.
315
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,000
That's 100%.
316
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:56,000
>> Do we have to sit here and
listen to this provincial fanatic?
317
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,000
>> Never mind.
318
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,000
>> Statistics don't lie, Martin.
319
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,000
I can think of 20 right
off the top of my head.
320
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,000
>> Oh, really?
321
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:06,000
>> Elizabeth Taylor, Johnny
Carson, Ron and Nancy Reagan.
322
00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:08,000
>> What are you talking about?
323
00:15:08,001 --> 00:15:09,000
They're not divorces.
324
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:11,000
They've been married for like 45 years.
325
00:15:11,001 --> 00:15:16,000
>> Just give it some time.
326
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,000
>> No, no, no, no, no.
327
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,000
You are not going to bring me down.
328
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,000
I think Heather's the most
wonderful woman I've ever met,
329
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,000
and we're going to be
deliriously happy together, okay?
330
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:24,000
Bye-bye.
331
00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:25,000
>> I'll give it a week.
332
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:26,000
>> Mm-hmm. Bye.
333
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:40,000
Yes, yes, I'd like to order a
dozen long-stemmed roses.
334
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,000
No, wait, wait, wait.
335
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:44,000
I need something a little
more special, you know?
336
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,000
Do you have a flower called Heather?
337
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:49,000
>> I'll wait.
338
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:52,000
>> Ex-wife number one's on the phone.
339
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,000
>> She had her chance, but she mucked it.
340
00:15:54,001 --> 00:15:55,000
>> Tell her I'll call her back.
341
00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:57,000
>> Your ex-wife, Judith!
342
00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,000
>> I heard you, Toby.
343
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:01,000
Tell Judith I'll call her
back when I get a chance.
344
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,000
>> I don't even know who you are anymore.
345
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,000
>> Hello?
346
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:06,000
You do?
347
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:12,000
♪ Look what you've done ♪
348
00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:15,000
♪ To a broken heart ♪.
349
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:23,000
♪ You gave me a chance ♪
350
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:26,000
>> Heather, I love you.
351
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:29,000
I love everything about you.
352
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:33,000
You know, I love the way
you hold just these two fingers,
353
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:35,000
you know, when we're holding hands.
354
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:39,000
And I love the way you put on body
lotion before and after you shower.
355
00:16:39,001 --> 00:16:46,000
And I love the way you bend forks
with psychic energy, you know?
356
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,518
I guess what I'm
trying to say is... >> I'm
357
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:51,000
in the mood for
marriage, getting hitched.
358
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:53,000
>> Will you marry me?
359
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,000
>> Oh, yes.
360
00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:57,000
>> Yes, yes, of course.
361
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,000
>> I don't know.
362
00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:02,000
>> What?
363
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,000
>> I mean, this is all
really sweet and everything,
364
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:08,000
but I'm not looking for one of
those marriages where we're together
365
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:13,000
for two years and kind of
get to keep half your stuff.
366
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:16,000
>> I'm looking for something real.
367
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,000
>> Real?
368
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,000
What?
369
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:22,000
This is real?
370
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:25,000
I mean, I'm real, you
know, and you're real.
371
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:29,000
>> How can you make it a propose
if you haven't got enough to ring?
372
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,000
>> And this ring.
373
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,000
All right.
374
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,000
This is real, right?
375
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:36,000
I mean, what could be realer than that?
376
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:39,000
>> Now we're getting somewhere.
377
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:44,000
[phone rings]
378
00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:46,000
>> Do you need to...
>> No, no, no, no, no.
379
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:47,000
The machine will pick up.
380
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:48,000
>> Hi, this is Martin.
381
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:49,000
You know what to do and
hopefully you win the do it.
382
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,000
>> Oh, Martin.
383
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,000
I'm ready to marry you.
384
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,000
Hello, hello.
385
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,000
I know you're there, Martin.
386
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,000
Martin.
387
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,000
Martin!
388
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:58,000
What is that?
389
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,000
Martin.
390
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:01,000
[barking]
391
00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,000
I have no idea.
392
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,000
It's probably just the wrong number.
393
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,000
Martin!
394
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,000
Martin!
395
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:10,000
If she told me I know you're there
because you're about to make the biggest
396
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,000
mistake of your life.
397
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:13,000
Martin, pick up the phone.
398
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,000
It's a matter of life or death.
399
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,000
Yours.
400
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:19,000
>> What do you want?
401
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,000
>> Are you watching TV?
402
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,000
>> No, I'm not watching TV.
403
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,000
>> Huh.
404
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:28,000
You might want to flip it on because
Richard Stone just dropped dead and it
405
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,000
's all your fault.
406
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,000
>> What?
407
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,000
>> Stop yacking and turn on the TV.
408
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:37,000
>> I, Richard Stone, do something.
409
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:40,000
It's my kidney.
410
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:48,000
>> And those were Dr. Stone's final words.
411
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,489
He referred, of
course, to the defective
412
00:18:50,501 --> 00:18:53,000
kidney donated to
him by Martin Tu pper.
413
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,000
>> Oh, my God.
414
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,000
>> You're not kidding.
415
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,000
>> And that other kidney inside
of you is a ticking time bomb.
416
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:03,000
If I were you, I'd check
myself into a hospital pronto.
417
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:07,000
>> Dr. Stone's widow, Judith Tupper
Stone, and their two children, Jeremy
418
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:11,000
and Richard II, were immediately
flown to New York along with the body,
419
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:14,203
which was cryogenically
frozen at the Richard
420
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:17,000
Stone Center for
experimental medicine.
421
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:19,000
>> Sure is a tragedy.
422
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:22,000
>> By the way, can I get that 50 cent job?
423
00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:24,000
>> The navril has been renamed.
424
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,000
>> Are you looking for
something between the eyes?
425
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:27,000
>> Martin.
426
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:33,000
>> What?
427
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,000
>> Martin.
428
00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,000
>> Jude?
429
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,000
>> Jude, where are you?
430
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:41,000
>> The apartment.
431
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:43,000
>> Are you okay?
432
00:19:43,001 --> 00:19:45,000
>> Oh, yeah, sure.
433
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,000
>> Washington was nice.
434
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:50,000
It's cherry blots sometimes.
435
00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:52,000
>> This is a suicide club.
436
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,000
I'll be right there.
437
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:58,000
>> The answer is yes.
438
00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:00,000
>> I'll marry you.
439
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:02,000
Yes, I will marry you, Martin Tupper.
440
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:06,000
>> Out of the frying
pan into the snake pit.
441
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:11,000
>> Heather, Heather, I've been thinking.
442
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,000
>> About what?
443
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:15,000
>> Well, maybe we've
been rushing things a bit.
444
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:16,000
I mean, I don't know.
445
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:18,000
I'm just so confused.
446
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:20,000
Look, I'm sorry.
447
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,000
When I told you I wasn't
confused, I was confused.
448
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:25,000
I was so confused, I didn't
realize how confused I was.
449
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:28,000
You know, I'm -- Heather, I'm a sick man.
450
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:30,000
>> I'm beginning to sense that.
451
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,000
>> Good.
452
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,000
It's better we find this out now.
453
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:34,000
Heather, I'm sorry.
454
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,000
I'm sorry.
455
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,000
I can't explain it right now.
456
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:40,000
You know, but are you going to be okay?
457
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:43,000
>> I don't know.
458
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:46,000
[ Grunts ]
459
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:51,000
[ Music ]
460
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:58,000
>> I'll be just fine.
461
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,000
Ow!
462
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:18,000
[ Music ]
463
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:22,000
>> The guy says, even
Caruso has to clear his throat.
464
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:23,000
>> That's great.
465
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:25,000
>> Eigle, please, what a tool!
466
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:30,000
>> Those closest to the beloved
Dr. Stone lament their tragic loss.
467
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:32,000
>> More pâté, Ponsie?
468
00:21:32,001 --> 00:21:33,000
>> Oh, no.
469
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,000
>> Oh, don't be shy.
470
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:38,000
>> Votris Votris.
471
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:39,000
>> Dude.
472
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,000
>> Oh, come on now.
473
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,000
There's plenty for everyone.
474
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:43,000
Mr. President, I didn't see you do this.
475
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,000
>> David, that's our
broccoli can of A's right.
476
00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,000
>> Is she a mental case?
477
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:47,000
>> I think it's kosher.
478
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:49,000
>> I won't tell.
479
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:50,000
>> No.
480
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:51,000
>> Oh, who's going to know?
481
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:52,000
>> Jude.
482
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:53,000
>> Stupid.
483
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:57,000
>> I am so, so sorry.
484
00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:00,000
>> Martin, what happened to you?
485
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:04,000
>> I fell out of a cab, but are you okay?
486
00:22:04,001 --> 00:22:06,000
I can't imagine what you
must be going through.
487
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:10,000
>> Well, yes, I hate serving
hors d'oeuvres on paper plates.
488
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:13,000
And Simone picked a
fine time to go on vacation.
489
00:22:13,001 --> 00:22:15,000
>> No, no, no, Jude.
490
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:18,000
I mean about Richard.
491
00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:20,000
>> What about him?
492
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:24,000
>> Well, that he's, you know.
493
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:25,000
>> Don't call.
494
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:26,000
Any comment?
495
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,000
>> Oh, that.
496
00:22:27,001 --> 00:22:28,000
No biggie.
497
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,000
>> No biggie?
498
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:31,000
>> Okay, okay.
499
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,000
So he's away.
500
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:36,000
I mean, he's always away, so I
don't really see what the big change is.
501
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:37,000
>> And I think she's nuts.
502
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:39,000
>> Jude, I think you better lie down.
503
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:40,000
Come on.
504
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:42,000
>> Excuse me, but I am entertaining here.
505
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,000
Ah, Ambassador.
506
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:44,000
More pate?
507
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:45,000
>> Thank you.
508
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:46,000
>> Thank you.
509
00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:47,000
>> What?
510
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,000
>> Jude, Jude, Jude, listen to me.
511
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:50,000
Richard is gone.
512
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:55,000
He's not alive anymore, Jude, and
you're just going to have to face it.
513
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:58,000
>> We are talking about Richard Stone here.
514
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,326
The man who survived
300 days at sea
515
00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,000
with only a walnut
and two sticks of gum.
516
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:04,000
He'll be back.
517
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:05,000
You'll see.
518
00:23:05,001 --> 00:23:08,748
Any day now, he
could just walk through
519
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:13,000
that door and, or he
could just come in and,
520
00:23:13,001 --> 00:23:14,000
and he's dead.
521
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,000
>> Yes, yes, yes.
522
00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:16,000
>> God, he's dead.
523
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:17,000
He's dead.
524
00:23:17,001 --> 00:23:18,000
He's dead.
525
00:23:18,001 --> 00:23:19,000
My husband is a fucking cool fuck.
526
00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:20,000
>> Jude, Jude, Jude, come here.
527
00:23:20,001 --> 00:23:21,000
It's the grief, everybody.
528
00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:22,000
It's just the grief.
529
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,000
>> I feel so low.
530
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:24,000
>> Is this door right here?
531
00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:25,000
>> I know.
532
00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:26,000
Okay, okay, everybody
get the fuck out of here.
533
00:23:26,001 --> 00:23:27,000
Go on, Jude, go on.
534
00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:28,000
Get out of here.
535
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:29,000
Come on.
536
00:23:29,001 --> 00:23:30,000
That means I'm going to get out of here.
537
00:23:30,001 --> 00:23:31,000
>> I'm going to get out of here.
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