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Original subtitles

(upbeat music)

- [Narrator] This program provides an uncensored look

into the personal lives of people who make porn.

View discretion is advised.

(rhythmic music)

♪ Keep, keep

♪ Keep, keepin' it

- Welcome back to Keepin' it Cool with Kaden.

Now on a more serious note,

we're gonna talk about bottoming,

and with Broke Straight Boys,

we always make sure that we practice safe sex

and safe bottoming.

First thing you're gonna need is an enema.

(bell dinging)

Now, this is pretty self-explanatory.

I definitely don't think I need to go on further detail.

Now, before running, I always make sure I stretch.

(bell dinging)

So just like working out,

you gotta make sure you stay loose.

Third thing you're gonna need is a condom.

(bell dinging)

Now, I know we all know what that's for.

Fourth thing you're gonna need is some lube.

(bell dinging)

(scoffing) No, no, no, no, no.

I said, we need lube, and lots of it.

Now, with all these tools, you'll be bottoming in no time,

not that (scoffs)you really want to,

but if you follow these tips,

you'll be a pornstar just like me.

Always practice safe sex.

This has been Keepin' it Cool with Kaden.

♪ Keep, keep

♪ Keepin' it cool

(porn music)

- Have sex with guys like they're girls.

That's what I do.

- The first scene I did,

immediately I realized I'm totally straight.

- Every noise you make is fake.

Every thrust you do is fake.

- It's extremely difficult.

- If I wasn't getting paid, obviously I wouldn't film.

- If the money's right,

then pretty much anybody'll do anything.

- Nobody in my family knows.

My girlfriend knows.

- Every time I've ever said I'm never gonna do something,

I've ended up doing it.

- Whether or not being gay is wrong or bad,

it's where the money's at.

- When it comes to my work with Broke Straight Boys,

I definitely, every time I go in the studio,

I'm out of my comfort zone.

I'm not even one to make a porn by myself with another girl.

(slow music)

Let's just set that up somewhere.

- Yeah, no.

This beautiful cougar.

It's work.

When it comes down to it,

go in there and do it like any other job.

Go in there, get the...

You know, put on your game face and get the job done.

I was trying to locate some black ones this morning, but--

- [Kaden] It wasn't hittin' it? (laughing)

- No, there was nothin' to slap.

I was like, actually, Kaden's got a ball booty,

so as long as I don't lick his face,

(laughing)

if he cuts his fucking nuts up.

- Yeah, right.

I shaved the hair off.

We'll be good. (both laughing)

- There's no intimacy behind the scenes

or anything like that.

These are all guys

that you build a really good friendship with

while you're here,

you joke around with.

It's just like guys playing football or baseball.

It's like, you guys get together, you practice.

You go in, you play the game.

- what are you gettin' after right now?

- This bitch right here.

I'd like to just a little bit of arms.

(both breathing heavily)

- So, my girl's dad's going to tell my family right now.

How do you guys feel about that?

- [Kaden] Tell your family?

- My fuckin' family.

- Oh, shit.

People have always asked me, they're like,

so what happens when people find out?

Does anyone know?

I'm always, well, no one really knows right now,

but Shannon has always told us,

like right when we walk in the door,

it's always gonna be brought up

that it's not a matter of if they'll find out,

it's a matter of when they'll find out,

and are you prepared for that.

- At 10:01 this morning, she said,

"So, my dad is totally freaking out this morning.

"Took my keys and told me if I go there,

"he's disowning me.

"Never speaking to me again.

"I don't know what to do, baby.

"I wanna be there for you.

"I truly do."

I don't think my girlfriend's gonna make it out.

I hope it doesn't escalate,

'cause I can see her parents calling my family

and lettin' them know what I do,

so this might turn into a disaster for a bit,

but I'm sure it'll all work itself out.

"Ah, you don't think it'll just pass over?

"He can't be mad at you forever.

"You never answered me last night, either.

"Do you think he'll really tell my sister?"

Nobody in my family knows.

I have four sisters, three brothers.

My dad's 86 years old,

and I don't know what they'd do if they found out.

I'm sure they wouldn't stop loving me,

but they're huge critics,

so I'm sure I'd be criticized a lot.

- Everyone's gonna be kind of worried

about people's reactions.

I know I'll probably lose a few friends.

I just know that, but I'm prepared to,

'cause I mean, obviously, they're not true friends.

- At 10:39, she said,

"I guess he's going to your sister's right now.

"I'm so sorry, baby.

"I knew you shouldn't have done this.

"I think it's better off

"if we just stay away from each other for a little bit

"and let things blow over.

"I'll always love you.

"I just can't do it."

I'm waiting for the day when I get a call

from one of my sisters, like okay.

So we know what you're doing.

Let's sit down and talk.

A mini intervention or something.

- That's fucked up, dude,

'cause this is like, when you need her the most.

- My family is very, very, very religious.

I have no idea what they would do,

I barely even talk to them now.

I have that little bit of a relationship right now,

but I know if I tell them what I did,

it would probably kill it altogether.

I know that it's gonna happen with my family.

It's just a matter of time.

- Yeah, but I didn't think it'd happen now.

- But the thing is-- - I thought I'd have time

to like, go home and chill out for a few months.

Let this tell my story.

I mean, I say I don't care, but I really do, deep down,

just because, I mean it's my family, you know.

Those are my loved ones.

But I know in about 30 minutes I'll be getting texts

from each one of my fucking family members,

or at least from my sister.

Hopefully she keeps it under wraps.

- What do you think your sister will say?

- I have no idea.

I should probably text her though.

- Would your sister be more open to it than your family?

- Uh, no.

No, my sister's fucking just as crazy as my dad,

if not crazier.

- I know, I've never been close with my family,

so it's just like--

- See, my family's so fucking close,

like, we literally do Sunday dinners,

like, every week,

and her family's involved too.

I guess we'll deal with it then.

- People's reactions will be people's reactions,

so that'll be it.

I don't know.

- Let's do this scene though.

- All right, so I'm just gonna turn this off.

- All right.

Guess I'm gonna find out who my real friends are,

and who my real family is.

I hope they don't just totally drop me.

(door creaks) - You guys hard yet?

- [Performer] Yeah, Lee, bro. - [Man in green] Sweet.

- [Other performer] Yeah, man. - [Man In green] All right,

clothes off, let's get this show on.

- [Filmer] We're already starting, huh?

- All my family knows that I do porn, now.

- So, it's better that you tell them straight up

than them to find it out like a secret

that you kept from them.

- The person I'm really worried about is my dad.

- Grandma and grandpa don't need to know.

You don't need to tell grandma and grandpa.

(echoing bass)

- I was smarter than most porn stars or actors, or whatever,

and I called my closest family, like, within reason,

not my mom and shit.

They already knew I had done straight porn and other stuff.

Called all my best friends, my best guy friends,

and I said, "Look man, this is how much they're offering me

"and you know I wanna go back to school

"and play ball, blah blah blah."

And they were like, "Yeah, I don't care."

Basically, they didn't care either way,

but they were glad that I told them,

as opposed to finding out, cause they're gonna find out.

So, it's better that you tell them straight up

than them to find it out like a secret

that you kept from them,

'cause we tell eachother everything, so.

Some of my family knows.

A lot of my friends know.

Obviously it's not a good idea to just tell everybody,

because there are people out there, you know,

that wanna find you,

and we have private lives.

We don't want to mix our work with our private life,

you know, I don't want somebody coming up to me

while I'm at dinner and saying something,

and the more you let people know,

the more likely it's gonna happen.

And obviously, there's also prejudice out there.

and you gotta look out for that, you know.

You can't be ignorant to that.

It is out there, and you have to protect yourself.

Yeah, like, grandma and grandpa don't need to know.

You don't need to tell grandma and grandpa. (laughing)

- All my family knows that I do porn, now.

They didn't when I first was doing it.

They've kinda found out.

But a lot of my friends, it was kinda the same way.

Now, I wouldn't consider

what were friends before still friends,

because they've judged me.

Now, because of it, they look at me differently.

You know, why is something like this so important

that you don't wanna be friends with someone over it.

The experience has taught me who is really important

and who really cares about me.

- A couple of my friends know that I do this,

but other than that, not really.

I'm sure they're gonna know here very soon, though.

You tell a bunch of people that you're a gay porn star,

you're get made fun of.

You know, people are gonna try to hurt you,

do whatever.

Well, most people in my city know.

The person I'm really worried about is my dad,

and he wouldn't get mad or anything.

It'd probably just shock him,

just 'cause I go from being an MMA fighter to a porn star.

(laughing softly)

And not just any ordinary porn star.

Doing gay porn, so...

(whooshing)

- Straight Talk is a part of Broke Straight Boys' website.

There's housing there behind the scenes,

and it's just an added bonus of our site

that allows people to know who our models really are.

Alright guys, so today on Straight Talk,

we're gonna talk about a question

that we always get at Pride events.

Are you all really straight?

- I definitely consider myself straight.

- Have you all ever second-guessed your sexuality

as being straight by doing this?

- Absolutely.

- Like, being straight-up, I've thought about that,

but I know I don't enjoy it at all.

- It goes into their thoughts of when they're in the studio

to their thoughts of what they're dealing with at home.

Their real life problems.

- I had this same conversation with my parents,

and I told them, I was like,

I've already done it all now.

If I was interested in it, I'd do it on my own time, now.

I wouldn't just get paid for it.

- Right. (laughing)

You know, I don't have it scripted,

but these are questions that have been on my mind.

You know, I've been in the industry for 17 years,

but I still have questions.

It's new guys every day.

So Cage, you're one of our...

You are our newest guy, I think.

I know you've done a solo.

You've done a little bit,

but I don' think you've gone all on yet, right?

- Nah, I haven't.

- What does your girlfriend think about that?

- I mean, she supports me.

She knows what I do.

As long as I bring home money.

- I think a lot of times

when the members look at these guys,

it's not just about a nice dick or a nice ass.

It's about what's in here.

What's in the heart,

and we're able to see that when we do Straight Talk,

because these guys open up to us.

Let's dig into your personal life just a little bit more.

I'm assuming that you guys probably still watch porn?

- Never. - Nyep.

(both laughing) - Okay.

So let's say you watch porn.

- All the time.

- So, and I'm assuming that you all

probably watch straight porn.

- Yes. - You assume correctly.

- Okay, so we all have something in common.

- I heard you watch straight porn, too.

- I do watch straight porn.

- Yeah, buddy.

- I mean, I know all the guys on the gay porn,

so I prefer to watch straight porn.

(all laughing)

- You've worked with all of 'em.

- It's weird, you know.

It's like, oh, there's my friend doing this.

I've been doing this for a long time,

but I'm still very embarrassed

by some of the things they say,

and sometimes, it's just very heartwarming.

We've got a great group of guys here.

They're just amazing guys,

and you wouldn't always see that from the exterior.

You have to look within.

What do you think when you're getting fucked?

- When I'm getting fucked, I'm thinking about the pain.

When is this gonna be done,

and I hope I get a lotta money for this.

- Okay. (laughing)

- I already know I'm gettin' a lot money for it.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It's real.

It's Straight Talk.

- [Kaden] There you go.

(pins falling) (Jordan whooping)

I had my date today.

This girl, Jordan.

It was pretty fun.

- Yes, I hit one.

Don't judge me.

This is my first bowl. - I'm not gonna judge you.

Alright, don't judge me and I won't judge you.

- Oh, you're a professional?

- No, I'm not.

Not even the least bit, but...

I really want a girlfriend.

Stuff that we do, it's great,

but at the end of the day,

I wish I could just have one girl to go home to.

You know, one girl that's down for you.

- How long are you in Denver for?

- I'm in Denver for about three weeks on business.

But, not too many girls would want to be my girlfriend

or down for me doin' porn.

I have to let her know at dinner.

- [Hostess] Hi guys, welcome to Great Scotts.

- I like the atmosphere.

Like the diner atmosphere.

- I do, too, it's cool.

It's like we're in the fifties.

- [Kaden] Yeah. (both laughing)

(fifties song on jukebox)

- [Jordan] Alright, (mumbling).

- Looks great. - Thank you.

Thank you so much. - Alright.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

Here's your chicken fried steak.

- Whoo! (rubbing hands together)

I'm about this right now.

- I'm a (mumbling).

So what do you do?

- I'm a CNA, so I work with old people.

But I'm also a model.

- Oh, I can see that. - Yeah, really?

- Mm-hmm.

- But-- - You're a good looking kid.

- I can say I'm a model of sorts.

- Of sorts.

- Yeah, of sorts.

Um, so, you know I was telling you about my friend?

- Yeah.

- Who does porn?

- Yeah.

- What would you think about that?

- (stammering) You do porn?

- And, here, let me like put this in a good way.

I do it for the money.

I'm a straight guy, obviously.

I'm on a date with you, but I do gay porn.

What would you think about that?

- Gay porn?

- Yeah, I do gay porn.

(Kaden laughing nervously) - Um...

Okay, um...

- You're not about to cry, are you?

- No...

I don't know, I don't know, it's just.

I have to go.

I'm sorry, dude.

(laughing) It's alright.

- She left.

I didn't think that would happen.

I thought it would more be like a silent ride home.

But, no.

That's not what happened.

She just walked out.

Whatever.

Yeah, you forgot your purse.

- Yeah, thanks.

I don't know.

I don't know how I feel. (laughing nervously)

I mean, it was just kind of shock and awe here.

- People find out that we do porn.

This is what happens.

Well, fuck.

- It's one to be like, a porn star,

but he, like, does gay porn on top of that,

so it's kind of like, I don't know.

I knew he was in a show, but I like...

I didn't realize what the show was about.

I thought it was just about guys,

like kind of like Jersey Shore type thing, you know.

Last thing I thought was porn.

- You guys are really seeing the shit that we go through.

I feel like that we're fucking normal people,

you know what I'm saying?

- [Waitress] How you doing, sweetie?

You doing okay?

- I just got dumped.

- What?

- She'll probably call me back.

- Yeah, I'll get you a box.

- Okay, thank you.

There will definitely be other fish in the sea.

Anyway, I'll see you all later.

Goodnight.

(pulsing music)

(water running)

- So, kind of a confusion with the, uh...

casting, I guess, so...

Here I am,

getting ready for my last-minute scene with Denver.

I kind of feel like I don't wanna do this right now.

Mmm, I don't necessarily like to have sex with another man,

but I do enjoy getting scenes

because that puts dollar signs in my eyes. (laughing)

Basically, getting through a scene,

before, I have lots of visual encouragement.

I usually just close my eyes

and pretend like I'm somewhere else.

- Doesn't feel good.

You know, it's just like (vocalizing disgust).

When it's over, you'll feel like,

what the shit did I just do?

Like, oh, my god.

I'm definitely desensitized to the filming,

and not being gay, either way, it's like...

At no point is it like, this is fantastic.

I mean, you already start off,

most of us are very open and comfortable anyway,

and then it just gets to that point where it's just...

Whatever, time to film.

Time to work.

Make some money. (laughing)

(grunting)

- [Paul] Hell, yeah.

- Well, I'm a full-time student.

Right now, I'm taking Human Sexuality,

which I think is hysterical, because like,

whenever stuff about gay stuff comes up,

I just wanna correct the teacher,

because she has what she gets from a book.

I have information from working in the gay porn industry.

I don't think you're gonna have anything on me there,

but I just sit there and I'm like (groans).

- Alright, Denver.

Paul is ready to go.

How 'bout you?

- C'mon, you ready to go?

- Let's go, let's do it.

- Okay.

- Yeah, I'm ready to get this done.

- Alright, so, you know our rules.

No cell phones.

Cell phones are completely off.

- This ain't my first road show.

- Okay, we're gonna get in and get out.

We're gonna have a really good scene.

(clicking tongue)

You gotta get in and get out, right?

(laughing)

So, have a really good scene.

So, let's go do it.

- Let's get it over with.

- Yeah, daddy. - Let's do it.

- [Shannon] We're already starting, huh?

(door closing)

(door squeaking)

(whistling)

- Oh, man.

- [Shannon] So how'd it go?

- Um, it's over with.

(both laughing)

We finished.

This was our first scene together,

and I don't really know what to say about it.

I don't know.

- It's like a scene, honestly.

- It's like every other scene.

- There's really nothing like,

oh, that was so great.

I just loved working with him, - Woo-hoo!

- and he's so easy. - No, it's never like that.

- It's just, its...

Its, you know...

Like, for me, I'm to the point where

it's just another scene.

- I thought it was gonna be really awkward.

Like, really, really awkward,

'cause if I hadn't known this was gonna happen,

it would have been a hell of a lot less awkward.

Seriously.

But, since I already knew,

then we got to talk about it before, it was like...

- Fuck, now it's building up.

It's like, ohhh...

- Yeah, I think that's what took me so long,

is a little bit of nerves.

It's all my fault that it took us two and a half hours

to record a scene today, okay?

I'm sorry. - It's not the worst I've had.

I've done six hours before.

- No, actually, that was a good scene.

- Well, I'm ready for a shower.

I don't know about you.

- Yeah, I think I'm ready for a shower.

- I am so ready for a shower.

(soft music) (shower running)

- I feel disgusting afterwards.

You can't do this forever.

Most guys can't even do this for six months

before it's over for them,

so it's not like it's a career or something.

I mean, I'm just ready to go home

and film my own porn scene with my girlfriend.

(laughing)

♪ I'm the best packer in the world

♪ I shove it in here 'cause my girlfriend'll fold it later

It's better that I'm going home

where I have somebody to take care of me. (laughing)

'Cause, god knows I can't do it very well myself.

Me and my girlfriend just moved in together,

so that's new and exciting, I guess.

I'm ready for something.

You know, I miss having a purpose.

Uncle Sam won't let me fight anymore,

so I gotta do something else. (laughing)

I have my interview for Department of Homeland Security.

Hopefully, things go my way, but you never know.

Thus, I'm not retiring. (laughing)

God, I will not tell you I'm retiring from porn,

'cause every time you hear that,

the person's back like three months later.

We go broke and, uh (laughing) we need money.

Come back.

As far as the models go,

I don't even pretend

that I'm gonna stay in contact with them.

It's like trying to stay in contact

with the people you went to high school with.

It's a waste of time. (laughing)

Plus, like, oh, let's have a reunion.

So, what have you been up to?

Um...

Not porn?

Uh, what do we talk about now?

(guitar strumming)

♪ Wait on, wait on

♪ Don't wait too long

♪ For another moment has come and gone

♪ I can't believe

♪ that this has happened to me

♪ My one and only ever real

- Alright, guys, it's time to tell Denver goodbye.

- Thank you for everything.

- The only one I like anyway is Mark.

No, I like you.

(all laughing)

It's okay, it's okay.

I'll see you later. - Keep it real.

- [Denver] We already had sex.

We don't need to get too serious with our hugs over here.

(all laughing and saying goodbyes)

Aloha, muchachas.

♪ Don't wait too long

♪ For another moment has come and gone

My name's Denver.

25 and I was a Broke Straight Boy.

(laughing)

- Denver left today.

That's my boy.

We're gonna miss him.

- [Paul] Kinda hard to replace a Denver.

- Okay, I'm about to go to the airport

to pick up Adam.

He's one of my favorites.

- My girl is coming today,

and that's really all that's on my mind.

A few people in the house

are startin' to piss me off a little bit.

- Paul and Jimmy think they're God-sent to this show.

They think that this show needs them.

We don't.

Somebody's gonna say or do something to me the wrong way,

and I'm just gonna snap on 'em.

That's just how I am.

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