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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,594 --> 00:00:09,110 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 2 00:00:19,349 --> 00:00:20,641 Who wants 3 00:00:20,676 --> 00:00:22,643 Mommy's Famous Pancakes with a chocolate chip 4 00:00:22,678 --> 00:00:25,346 happy face on 'em? I don't get why they're so happy. 5 00:00:25,347 --> 00:00:27,748 They're about to be eaten. And then worse. 6 00:00:27,783 --> 00:00:29,951 I kind of want to slap the smile off him. 7 00:00:29,952 --> 00:00:33,221 Aw. When you guys were little, you loved Mr. Flapjack. 8 00:00:33,222 --> 00:00:35,155 Now you're just a bunch of pancake poopers. 9 00:00:35,191 --> 00:00:37,525 Dad, get it! It could be the president 10 00:00:37,526 --> 00:00:38,893 of breakfast calling to congratulate us. 11 00:00:38,894 --> 00:00:40,227 Hello? 12 00:00:40,262 --> 00:00:42,062 Bob, it's me, Critter. 13 00:00:42,097 --> 00:00:43,798 Oh, hey, Critter. Hey, Critter! Hi, Critter. 14 00:00:43,799 --> 00:00:45,866 Hey! Hi, Critter! So, how are you? 15 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:48,870 Oh, can't complain, except for the fact that I'm in jail. 16 00:00:48,871 --> 00:00:50,138 You're in jail? Critter got pinched. 17 00:00:50,139 --> 00:00:51,371 What happened? 18 00:00:51,407 --> 00:00:52,874 Uh, it's silly, really. 19 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,609 I got stopped for a broken taillight, 20 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:57,845 and it turns out I owed $9,000 in unpaid parking tickets. 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,113 Wow, that's a lot of unpaid parking tickets. 22 00:01:00,149 --> 00:01:01,749 Bob, I'm in an outlaw motorcycle club. 23 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:03,151 We don't pay parking tickets. 24 00:01:03,152 --> 00:01:05,053 In fact, we make kind of a whole big thing 25 00:01:05,054 --> 00:01:06,454 about throwing 'em out. 26 00:01:09,925 --> 00:01:11,525 Yeah! Yeah! Mmm! 27 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,228 But I got to pay off this fine and get out of jail. 28 00:01:13,229 --> 00:01:14,895 That's where you come in. 29 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:17,598 W-Wait, wait. You want me to help you get out of jail? 30 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:19,234 Jailbreak! Tell him we're in. 31 00:01:19,235 --> 00:01:21,402 I'll put on a dress and distract the guard! 32 00:01:21,403 --> 00:01:23,136 Yoo-hoo! Just practicing. 33 00:01:23,172 --> 00:01:25,106 Listen, Bob, I need you to sell my bike for me 34 00:01:25,107 --> 00:01:27,140 so I can pay off this fine and get out of here. 35 00:01:27,176 --> 00:01:28,476 Can't you call Mudflap? 36 00:01:28,477 --> 00:01:30,411 No, Mudflap's on a wilderness retreat 37 00:01:30,412 --> 00:01:31,913 called "Women of the Wild." 38 00:01:31,914 --> 00:01:33,748 They teach you how to survive in the woods... 39 00:01:33,749 --> 00:01:36,316 which dirt's edible, how to confuse a bear, stuff like that. 40 00:01:36,352 --> 00:01:37,985 Oh. Who's watching your baby? 41 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,420 Sidecar's with the sitter. 42 00:01:39,421 --> 00:01:41,289 Look, I got a buyer lined up. 43 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,091 He'll give you ten grand for it. That'll cover my fine. 44 00:01:43,092 --> 00:01:45,326 Oh, I-I can't really help you sell a motorcycle 45 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:47,529 that's probably... stolen, I'm assuming. 46 00:01:47,530 --> 00:01:50,098 Narc! Bob, the bike's not stolen. 47 00:01:50,099 --> 00:01:52,033 It's made from stolen parts. 48 00:01:52,034 --> 00:01:54,469 Once you put them all together, it's a brand-new bike. Hmm. 49 00:01:54,470 --> 00:01:56,037 Here's what you got to do. 50 00:01:56,038 --> 00:01:58,473 Go to my apartment, get my bike, go to the buyer. 51 00:01:58,474 --> 00:02:00,073 Another outlaw biker guy? 52 00:02:00,109 --> 00:02:02,610 No, no, no, no, an investment banker guy named Kenny. 53 00:02:02,611 --> 00:02:04,612 He's super straight-laced, kind of a big nerd, 54 00:02:04,613 --> 00:02:06,648 but he thinks this biker stuff will make him cool. 55 00:02:06,649 --> 00:02:08,816 So when you drop off the bike, make him feel cool. 56 00:02:08,817 --> 00:02:10,318 He'll give you the money, you pay my fine, 57 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:12,687 I get out of jail, we high five. 58 00:02:12,688 --> 00:02:14,455 Critter, I really wish we could help, but... 59 00:02:14,456 --> 00:02:16,624 Bob, my phone time's up. I need a yes or no answer here. 60 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,394 No? Damn it! I don't know why I gave you that option. 61 00:02:19,395 --> 00:02:21,162 So, let me get this straight. 62 00:02:21,163 --> 00:02:23,830 Critter asked you for help, and you told him to rot in jail? 63 00:02:23,866 --> 00:02:26,266 Louise, that's not what happened... exactly. 64 00:02:26,302 --> 00:02:27,969 I just hope when we call you from jail, 65 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:29,536 you'll help us out. Yeah. 66 00:02:29,572 --> 00:02:31,506 Of course we will! 67 00:02:31,507 --> 00:02:34,074 And bring us a cake with a smaller cake smuggled inside it! 68 00:02:35,411 --> 00:02:37,078 So, we could stay here 69 00:02:37,079 --> 00:02:38,946 at our boring restaurant all day, 70 00:02:38,981 --> 00:02:42,383 or we could help an outlaw biker sell his motorcycle. 71 00:02:42,384 --> 00:02:43,951 This is a no-brainer! 72 00:02:43,986 --> 00:02:45,687 No. Come on! 73 00:02:45,688 --> 00:02:47,221 We never do fun activities together! 74 00:02:47,222 --> 00:02:49,023 This family is falling apart! 75 00:02:49,024 --> 00:02:51,158 We're all just strangers under the same roof. 76 00:02:51,193 --> 00:02:53,161 Guys, selling a probably stolen bike 77 00:02:53,162 --> 00:02:55,196 isn't a fun family activity. 78 00:02:55,197 --> 00:02:58,565 Going to the zoo is a fun family activity. 79 00:02:58,601 --> 00:03:00,368 Aw, I love the zoo. 80 00:03:00,369 --> 00:03:01,402 So many animals. 81 00:03:01,403 --> 00:03:03,171 Yeah, yeah. 82 00:03:03,172 --> 00:03:04,572 I don't know this number. 83 00:03:04,573 --> 00:03:06,340 That's exciting. Hello? 84 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,742 Bob, it's me again. I'm talking on a butt phone. 85 00:03:08,777 --> 00:03:09,743 What's a butt phone? 86 00:03:09,778 --> 00:03:11,446 Well, it's a cell phone 87 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:13,246 somebody smuggled in here in an orifice of his body. 88 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:15,450 Oh, okay. Come on, I'm desperate here. 89 00:03:15,451 --> 00:03:17,150 You're the only one I can ask for help. 90 00:03:17,186 --> 00:03:19,287 Why don't you just ask the One Eyed Snakes? 91 00:03:19,288 --> 00:03:21,321 The biker gang that you're the leader of? 92 00:03:21,357 --> 00:03:24,092 I'm kind of on a break from the One Eyed Snakes. 93 00:03:24,093 --> 00:03:25,859 What? I can't understand you. 94 00:03:25,894 --> 00:03:28,562 I'm on a break from the One Eyed Snakes. 95 00:03:28,597 --> 00:03:30,364 I still can't make out what you're saying. 96 00:03:30,399 --> 00:03:33,000 - I'm on a break from the One Eyed Snakes! - Hey. 97 00:03:33,035 --> 00:03:35,268 Oh. Really? You left the One Eyed Snakes? What?! 98 00:03:35,304 --> 00:03:36,904 Great. Now everybody in jail knows. 99 00:03:36,905 --> 00:03:38,373 I'm probably gonna get picked last 100 00:03:38,374 --> 00:03:40,108 for riots and stuff like that. 101 00:03:40,109 --> 00:03:42,276 What-what happened? I'm a dad now. 102 00:03:42,277 --> 00:03:43,811 I-I can't go out till 6:00 in the morning 103 00:03:43,812 --> 00:03:45,379 and then get up at 6:00 in the morning. 104 00:03:45,414 --> 00:03:47,615 I get it. Everything changes when you have kids. 105 00:03:47,616 --> 00:03:49,784 I heard your penis gets stretched out, 106 00:03:49,785 --> 00:03:51,618 and it's never the same. Gene. 107 00:03:51,654 --> 00:03:54,288 Also, I got a straight job at What the Tech. 108 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:56,223 It's an electronic superstore. 109 00:03:56,258 --> 00:03:57,725 Critter, that's great! 110 00:03:57,726 --> 00:03:59,994 I know, I know, right thing, blah, blah, blah. 111 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:02,664 But here's why I got to get out of jail ASAP. 112 00:04:02,665 --> 00:04:04,265 I start today at 4:00. 113 00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:06,434 If I don't show up, I don't have a job. 114 00:04:06,435 --> 00:04:09,137 And if I don't have a job, I can't provide for my family. 115 00:04:09,138 --> 00:04:11,339 But I guess I could always go back to robbing. 116 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,141 Oh, come on, Critter. Looting. 117 00:04:13,142 --> 00:04:15,410 Critter. Coming up with more and more interesting ways 118 00:04:15,411 --> 00:04:17,478 to sell crystal methamphetamine. Critter. 119 00:04:17,479 --> 00:04:19,614 But maybe you can live with that; maybe I had you wrong. 120 00:04:19,615 --> 00:04:21,516 Okay, fine, I'll help you. 121 00:04:21,517 --> 00:04:24,252 Oh, thank you, Bob! I'm eternally grateful! 122 00:04:24,253 --> 00:04:25,652 See you soon. Love you. 123 00:04:25,688 --> 00:04:27,088 Bye. Love you, too. 124 00:04:27,089 --> 00:04:28,656 What happened? You love him? 125 00:04:28,657 --> 00:04:31,425 Oh, I guess I'm gonna help Critter sell his bike. 126 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:32,927 Yay! 127 00:04:32,928 --> 00:04:34,462 Lin, will you and the kids watch the restaurant? 128 00:04:34,463 --> 00:04:36,798 - I'm gonna go to Critter's. - No! 129 00:04:36,799 --> 00:04:38,366 I know you guys want to go, 130 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:40,501 but Lin, someone has to watch the restaurant. 131 00:04:40,502 --> 00:04:42,102 I want to see the baby. 132 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:44,138 Come on, Dad. It's either this or the zoo. 133 00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:46,306 And nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom. 134 00:04:46,341 --> 00:04:48,109 I love the zoo. Fine. 135 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:49,610 I guess we're closing the restaurant 136 00:04:49,611 --> 00:04:52,079 so we can help sell a mostly stolen bike. 137 00:04:52,114 --> 00:04:55,016 Yay! Close the restaurant! Baby! 138 00:04:55,017 --> 00:04:57,793 Zoo! Tina! Oh. Right. Bike! 139 00:04:59,235 --> 00:05:00,524 Hi, baby! Boop, boop! 140 00:05:00,525 --> 00:05:01,925 Critter just texted. 141 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,193 From the butt phone? I'm waiting for a fart fax. 142 00:05:04,229 --> 00:05:07,196 He said to look for his garage key next to the skull. 143 00:05:07,232 --> 00:05:08,965 Which skull? There are, like, 20 of them. 144 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 This one's cool. 145 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:11,201 Hi. How are you? 146 00:05:11,202 --> 00:05:12,969 I don't know, I just have a headache. 147 00:05:13,004 --> 00:05:15,272 So, Sidecar just ate, and I have to go. 148 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,907 Wait. What? No, no, no. 149 00:05:16,908 --> 00:05:18,841 Critter didn't say anything about watching the baby. 150 00:05:18,877 --> 00:05:20,510 Well, I have an exam. 151 00:05:20,511 --> 00:05:22,279 And the professor says I have to start going to those. 152 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,780 It's okay. I can watch the baby. 153 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:25,349 Lin, no, we... Give me the baby. 154 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,717 Oh, I got the baby! 155 00:05:26,718 --> 00:05:28,552 He needs his nap soon. 156 00:05:28,553 --> 00:05:30,721 And he's a little... difficult to put down. 157 00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:32,756 And if he doesn't get his nap, he's... 158 00:05:32,757 --> 00:05:34,791 I don't want to say a horrifying monster, 159 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,927 but, um, have you seen that movie Monster? 160 00:05:36,928 --> 00:05:38,896 Oh, I can put him down. I have three kids. 161 00:05:38,897 --> 00:05:40,763 I can still rock Gene to sleep. Gene, come here. 162 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,932 No! Stay away, you sleep witch! 163 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,302 Aw. Okay, so call if you need anything. 164 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,404 But also, don't call because I'll be in my exam. 165 00:05:47,405 --> 00:05:49,706 Found the key. I'm supposed to take the motorcycle 166 00:05:49,707 --> 00:05:51,909 to a guy named Kenny on Water Street. 167 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,877 Great. How are we supposed to get it all the way over there? 168 00:05:53,878 --> 00:05:55,445 I'll drive it. No, Louise. 169 00:05:55,446 --> 00:05:56,713 I guess I'll roll it over. 170 00:05:56,714 --> 00:05:58,014 That's bad ass, Dad. 171 00:05:58,049 --> 00:05:59,515 You know what? 172 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,285 I'm just gonna put him in the stroller, 173 00:06:01,286 --> 00:06:03,553 walk around the block, and I bet he falls asleep right away. 174 00:06:03,554 --> 00:06:05,222 He just needs an experienced mom. 175 00:06:05,223 --> 00:06:06,790 Come on, baby. Ooh, the baby. 176 00:06:06,791 --> 00:06:08,925 I'm killin' it with this kid. 177 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,661 I'm glad Mom has someone else to smother 178 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,129 so I can finally grow up and... 179 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:14,035 Ooh! Rattle! Shake, shake, shake! 180 00:06:14,065 --> 00:06:16,166 Whoa! Ah! 181 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,200 Oh, whoops, you got away from me! Huh! 182 00:06:18,236 --> 00:06:19,636 I got you back. You're safe. 183 00:06:21,272 --> 00:06:23,272 ♪ Sidecar thinks I'm a fun Mommy... ♪ 184 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:26,542 Sidecar, do you like your name? 185 00:06:26,577 --> 00:06:29,078 Oh, no. Yeah, I like it, too. It's really... pretty. 186 00:06:29,113 --> 00:06:30,646 Oh, Hot Totties! 187 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,115 I used to take the kids here 188 00:06:32,116 --> 00:06:34,050 when they were babies. Hmm. 189 00:06:34,085 --> 00:06:35,819 You're supposed to be napping right now. 190 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:37,454 But you know what would be good? 191 00:06:37,455 --> 00:06:39,589 To go in there and get you tired out. 192 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,124 You want to go in? 193 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:42,425 Just look at me and say nothing if you want to go in. 194 00:06:43,828 --> 00:06:45,462 I-I said say nothing. 195 00:06:46,764 --> 00:06:48,111 Say nothing. 196 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,232 All right, great, we're going in. 197 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,171 This bike doesn't sound well. 198 00:06:54,172 --> 00:06:55,605 Yeah, it doesn't handle well, either. 199 00:06:55,606 --> 00:06:57,673 You know, you guys are making this much harder. 200 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,675 And it kind of has an attitude. 201 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,610 Hey, that guy keeps turning when we turn. 202 00:07:01,646 --> 00:07:03,680 He's wearing loafers. You know what that means. 203 00:07:03,681 --> 00:07:05,314 He's got pennies. 204 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:07,817 Maybe he should use them to buy socks. Am I right? 205 00:07:09,354 --> 00:07:11,320 Let's see if Preppy Pete turns, too. 206 00:07:11,356 --> 00:07:13,522 He is following us! 207 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,192 No, he's not, Louise. 208 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:17,627 He's just coincidentally turning when we turn. 209 00:07:17,628 --> 00:07:20,364 Maybe he's never seen a man's back sweat as much as yours. 210 00:07:20,365 --> 00:07:22,299 My back's not... Oh, my God, it is. 211 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,699 Mm-hmm. 212 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:27,537 Aw! That's nice. 213 00:07:27,538 --> 00:07:29,006 They get along, don't they? 214 00:07:29,007 --> 00:07:30,407 Yeah. They're baby buddies. 215 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,342 What's this one's name? Sidecar. 216 00:07:32,343 --> 00:07:33,744 What? Si... Simon. 217 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,212 Simon. Says. 218 00:07:35,213 --> 00:07:37,147 Well, that's a nice name. Thank you! 219 00:07:37,148 --> 00:07:39,649 This is Jacob. Hi, Jacob! 220 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:41,984 I'm Linda. And I'm Bethany. 221 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:44,053 Mama. Hey, he called me Mama! 222 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,022 He's never... done that before? 223 00:07:46,057 --> 00:07:47,723 Ah... no! 224 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:50,193 Well, this is a special moment! 225 00:07:50,194 --> 00:07:52,996 Yeah, it sure is, because, uh, I-I'm Simon's mama! 226 00:07:52,997 --> 00:07:54,398 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 227 00:07:54,399 --> 00:07:55,832 ♪ Me and Simon. ♪ 228 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,367 Gettin' through the world together, huh? 229 00:07:57,368 --> 00:07:58,769 Just us... two. Yeah. 230 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,404 Right now, till we go home later. 231 00:08:00,405 --> 00:08:02,171 Are you married? Yeah. No, yeah. 232 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,775 Well, this is the address. 233 00:08:05,843 --> 00:08:07,010 Looks like we lost our stalker. 234 00:08:07,011 --> 00:08:08,445 Louise, no one is stalking us. 235 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,414 Yeah, 'cause we lost him. 236 00:08:10,415 --> 00:08:12,849 Are you Bob? Uh, yeah. Kenny, right? 237 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:14,751 Critter's bike. Wow. 238 00:08:14,752 --> 00:08:16,620 You guys don't look like One Eyed Snakes. 239 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,021 How dare you. 240 00:08:18,022 --> 00:08:19,556 You don't look like a Kenny. 241 00:08:19,557 --> 00:08:21,024 Yeah, you look like an Ethan or a Chad. 242 00:08:21,025 --> 00:08:22,459 Nice jacket. A lot of zippers. 243 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:24,628 Not too many, right? No, no, no, no. 244 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,430 Wait, are you being sarcastic? 245 00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:28,698 'Cause I'm really sensitive right now. I just bought this. 246 00:08:28,699 --> 00:08:31,067 Give us a twirl. ♪ Twirling. ♪ 247 00:08:31,102 --> 00:08:34,437 Okay, let's fire her up, but not without my mandana. 248 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:35,939 Uh, okay. Yeah. 249 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:37,607 Time to go hog wild. 250 00:08:37,608 --> 00:08:38,841 Time to go... 251 00:08:38,876 --> 00:08:40,077 Okay, time to go... 252 00:08:40,078 --> 00:08:41,111 Hmm. Okay, time to... 253 00:08:41,112 --> 00:08:42,579 Hog. Time to go... 254 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:44,581 Let's try that again. Ready? Time to go ho... Ow! 255 00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:46,149 Time to go, oh, hog. That's not it. 256 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,984 I'm starting to feel bad for the bike. 257 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:49,619 Maybe it's just not time to go hog wild. 258 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,121 Ah, there. Ah. 259 00:08:51,122 --> 00:08:52,555 There we go. Wow. 260 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:54,891 Nothing like the sound of a 1,200-cc engine 261 00:08:54,892 --> 00:08:57,460 in the body of an outlaw hog, uh? 262 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,162 Hey, we gotta split, man! The meth house is gonna blow! 263 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:00,730 I'm just kidding. 264 00:09:00,731 --> 00:09:02,264 No, I'm not. We gotta go, man, we gotta go! 265 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,102 Uh, Kenny, maybe we should finish our transaction 266 00:09:05,103 --> 00:09:07,036 so we can leave, and then you can keep doing that? 267 00:09:07,071 --> 00:09:09,572 Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Sure. I'll go get the money. 268 00:09:09,607 --> 00:09:12,141 I'm leaving it running because I love the sound. 269 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,010 And not because you're not strong enough to start it again. 270 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,244 Right! 271 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:18,682 No! Stop! 272 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,350 What the...? Where's my bike? 273 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:22,185 Preppy Pete just stole it! 274 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,620 The stalker. 275 00:09:23,621 --> 00:09:26,039 Well, great. Now I can't trust stalkers. 276 00:09:27,215 --> 00:09:29,627 See, that guy was stalking us. 277 00:09:29,662 --> 00:09:31,897 This stinks! This sucks! Language! 278 00:09:31,898 --> 00:09:33,398 Oh, God, I have to tell Critter 279 00:09:33,399 --> 00:09:34,900 that someone stole his bike. 280 00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,735 The bike that was gonna get him out of jail 281 00:09:36,736 --> 00:09:38,337 and put his life on the right track. 282 00:09:38,338 --> 00:09:40,205 Would it be rude if I just texted him that? 283 00:09:40,206 --> 00:09:42,273 No, I should call. You're gonna call the butt phone? 284 00:09:42,308 --> 00:09:44,375 Yes, Tina, and please stop saying "butt phone." 285 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,043 Can I have one more? Okay, one more. 286 00:09:46,079 --> 00:09:48,179 Butt phone. Actually, wait, can I save it for later? 287 00:09:48,214 --> 00:09:49,447 Fine. Yes... 288 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,716 Hi. Can I, uh, please speak with Critter? 289 00:09:51,751 --> 00:09:53,085 Hold, please. 290 00:09:53,086 --> 00:09:54,353 Hey, Bob, are you here? You got the money? 291 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:55,654 Hey, I talked to Candace. Um... 292 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:57,656 Thanks for taking care of Sidecar. 293 00:09:57,657 --> 00:09:59,892 He's a sweet little fella. 'Less he doesn't get a nap. 294 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:02,261 Then he gets extremely violent and he just starts swingin'. 295 00:10:02,262 --> 00:10:03,529 Takes after his mother. 296 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,364 Uh, listen, Critter, um, 297 00:10:05,365 --> 00:10:08,533 someone, uh, kind of... stole your motorcycle. 298 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,569 Bob, I sincerely hope you didn't say 299 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,803 what I think you just said. 300 00:10:11,838 --> 00:10:13,906 Someone stalked us and stole it! 301 00:10:13,907 --> 00:10:15,673 He was wearing fancy pants! 302 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:16,975 Whoa, whoa, hold-hold on. 303 00:10:16,976 --> 00:10:18,677 Did Gene just say "fancy pants"? 304 00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:20,312 Yeah, he did have nice pants. 305 00:10:20,313 --> 00:10:21,547 Loafers? Yeah. 306 00:10:21,548 --> 00:10:22,981 Socks or no socks? 307 00:10:22,982 --> 00:10:24,383 Um... no socks? 308 00:10:24,384 --> 00:10:26,251 That sounds like Carl. Carl? 309 00:10:26,252 --> 00:10:28,086 Yeah, I called Carl first, before Kenny. 310 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:31,423 He's another nerdy finance guy who collects outlaw biker stuff. 311 00:10:31,424 --> 00:10:33,058 Another one?! What's with these guys? 312 00:10:33,059 --> 00:10:34,760 I don't know. I kind of get it. 313 00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,028 They're trapped in a world of numbers, 314 00:10:36,029 --> 00:10:37,462 but their lives don't add up. 315 00:10:37,463 --> 00:10:39,064 All bills, no thrills. 316 00:10:39,065 --> 00:10:40,399 Breaks your heart, really. 317 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,800 Carl tried to lowball me, 318 00:10:41,801 --> 00:10:43,702 so I told him I was gonna sell to somebody else. 319 00:10:43,703 --> 00:10:45,437 That no-socks son of a bitch 320 00:10:45,438 --> 00:10:47,004 must've been pissed off enough to steal it. 321 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,373 Well, should we call the police? 322 00:10:48,374 --> 00:10:50,876 Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No Po Po. 323 00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:52,544 This bike has some stolen qualities, remember? 324 00:10:52,545 --> 00:10:54,011 Right, right, right. 325 00:10:54,047 --> 00:10:56,415 Bob, I'm supposed to start work in a few hours. 326 00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:58,150 I don't want to put pressure on you, but this is 327 00:10:58,151 --> 00:10:59,318 my entire life in your hands. 328 00:10:59,319 --> 00:11:01,118 I know, I know. 329 00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:04,288 You've got to find Carl Lumpkin and get my motorcycle back. 330 00:11:04,324 --> 00:11:06,058 How am I supposed to find Carl Lumpkin? 331 00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,426 Oh, I know Carl Lumpkin. 332 00:11:07,427 --> 00:11:08,894 You do? Oh, yeah sure. We play squash. 333 00:11:08,895 --> 00:11:10,796 He stole your bike. He did what?! 334 00:11:10,797 --> 00:11:13,397 Oh, that is classic Carl. He also cheats at squash. 335 00:11:13,433 --> 00:11:15,500 Is that Kenny? Yeah. Kenny knows Carl. 336 00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:16,935 Put him on. He wants to talk to you. 337 00:11:16,936 --> 00:11:18,637 Oh, boy. Um, how do I look? 338 00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,405 Amazing. This is Kenny. 339 00:11:20,406 --> 00:11:21,907 You know where Carl Lumpkin lives? 340 00:11:21,908 --> 00:11:23,308 Why, are you gonna kill him? 341 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:25,244 No, you are. 342 00:11:25,245 --> 00:11:27,479 No, I'm just yankin' your chain. 343 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,749 I gotcha. I gotcha. You got me so... so good. Ah. 344 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,685 Now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to his house... Uh-huh, yes. 345 00:11:33,686 --> 00:11:35,454 get your bike... Uh-huh. 346 00:11:35,455 --> 00:11:38,590 ...and give my money to Bob. Okay. Okay, cool plan. Yeah. 347 00:11:38,591 --> 00:11:40,259 Put Bob back on. Really enjoyed talking to you. 348 00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:42,527 Bob, listen, if Carl gives you any trouble, 349 00:11:42,528 --> 00:11:43,929 you're the muscle. Be tough. 350 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:45,530 Um. H-How do I do that? 351 00:11:45,531 --> 00:11:47,332 Intimidate him. Make a threat. 352 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,767 Maybe something in the stabbing department. 353 00:11:48,768 --> 00:11:50,269 Ever stab anybody? No. 354 00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,004 Well, don't tell him that. 355 00:11:52,005 --> 00:11:54,006 Ooh, Bob, got to go. You don't get a lot of minutes 356 00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:56,341 on these prepaid cavity phones. Go get 'em. 357 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:59,211 Please tell me he told you we had to stab somebody. 358 00:11:59,212 --> 00:12:00,846 He did. Yes! 359 00:12:00,847 --> 00:12:02,314 Let's get stabby, Flabby! 360 00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:03,314 Ow. 361 00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:05,951 Look at 'em. 362 00:12:05,952 --> 00:12:07,185 Might be too many baby cooks 363 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,887 in the baby kitchen, right? 364 00:12:08,888 --> 00:12:11,123 Yeah, if you can't stand the baby heat... 365 00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:13,058 get out of the baby kitchen. Get out of the baby oven. 366 00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:14,859 It's oven. 367 00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,795 Oh. Oh, it's my husband. 368 00:12:16,796 --> 00:12:18,830 Hi, babe. We're gonna be a little late, I think. 369 00:12:18,831 --> 00:12:21,198 Simon's still awake. I'm trying to tire him out. 370 00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:22,901 Who's Simon? Sidecar. 371 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:25,037 I'm at Hot Totties with some fun young moms 372 00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:27,339 and they think Sidecar's my son. And he called me Mama. 373 00:12:27,340 --> 00:12:29,641 And I call him Simon. And we're just going with it. 374 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,510 Okay. Well, 375 00:12:31,511 --> 00:12:33,644 Critter's bike got stolen and I'm supposed to threaten 376 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,547 to stab this guy. So we're gonna be a little late, too. 377 00:12:36,582 --> 00:12:38,216 Huh. Well, I guess my day's going a little better 378 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,085 than yours... Oh! Oh! Oh! 379 00:12:40,086 --> 00:12:42,053 Oh, God. He's throwing fake food everywhere. 380 00:12:42,088 --> 00:12:43,855 Oh. Right. They said he gets violent 381 00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:46,624 if he doesn't nap, so... good luck with that. 382 00:12:46,659 --> 00:12:48,193 Ooh! Linda? 383 00:12:48,194 --> 00:12:49,361 Bob, I got to go. The other moms are watching. 384 00:12:49,362 --> 00:12:51,096 Ow, ow. Oh! 385 00:12:51,097 --> 00:12:53,965 Remember, Dad, your biker name is Mustache Manny 386 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,500 and you once ate somebody's eyebrows 387 00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:56,868 for looking at you funny. 388 00:12:56,869 --> 00:12:58,403 And you hate cilantro. 389 00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,072 Give me a Mustache Manny face. 390 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:02,674 Chills. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 391 00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,176 Look at you, Dad. 392 00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:06,011 You're having fun, aren't you? 393 00:13:06,012 --> 00:13:08,346 No. Just trying to get into character. 394 00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:10,047 Wait, wait, shh, shh. Do you hear that? 395 00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:12,050 You look at my bike again 396 00:13:12,051 --> 00:13:13,751 and you're dead meat. It's coming from the backyard. 397 00:13:13,786 --> 00:13:15,687 Yeah, I don't play by the rules. 398 00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:17,021 Carl! Uh-oh. 399 00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,760 Hi. Uh, can I help you? 400 00:13:21,761 --> 00:13:23,728 Oh, hey, Kenny. 401 00:13:23,763 --> 00:13:26,698 Carl. Super-duper cool to see you, bud. 402 00:13:26,699 --> 00:13:28,934 Uh, I cannot hang out right now. 403 00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:31,069 I've got something on the stove, 404 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:33,204 and I don't want it to burn. 405 00:13:33,239 --> 00:13:34,773 Oh what a coincidence, 'cause you know what else is burning? 406 00:13:34,774 --> 00:13:36,074 Your pants, because you're a liar! 407 00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:38,009 And that jacket looks ridiculous on you. 408 00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:40,011 I-I've gotten a lot of compliments. Bye. 409 00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:41,246 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 410 00:13:41,247 --> 00:13:43,048 Carl, we know you have 411 00:13:43,049 --> 00:13:44,316 Critter's bike in there. 412 00:13:44,317 --> 00:13:45,951 Give it back. Now. 413 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:47,652 Or I'm gonna eat your eyebrows. 414 00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:49,121 What? 415 00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:51,022 I mean, I'm gonna st... I'll stab you. 416 00:13:51,057 --> 00:13:54,059 What Mustache Manny the dangerous outlaw biker 417 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:57,461 is trying to say is hand over the bike, pal. 418 00:13:57,497 --> 00:13:59,630 Uh, I don't know what bike you guys are talking about. 419 00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:02,199 Oh, yeah? Then what's the motorcycle shaped-lump 420 00:14:02,235 --> 00:14:04,268 in your backyard? Eh, that's not a motorcycle. 421 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:07,138 Oh, it's not? What is it then? My, uh... horse? 422 00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:08,607 Go on. That is my outlaw hog! 423 00:14:08,608 --> 00:14:09,807 Hey! 424 00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:12,677 Aha! Where'd my horse go? 425 00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:14,846 Butterscotch. Butterscotch. 426 00:14:16,516 --> 00:14:18,817 That's how you do it, Kenny. No! 427 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:19,818 Get off, get off! Get... You're squishing my face! 428 00:14:19,819 --> 00:14:21,152 Get off me. Get off! 429 00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:22,921 Don't! Stop it! Ge... Oh, my God. 430 00:14:22,922 --> 00:14:24,756 Ge... Don't do that! Aah! Stop it. Aah! Oh! 431 00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:25,791 Again, again! 432 00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:26,958 Are you guys okay? 433 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,193 Yeah. Just tell me one thing. 434 00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:29,594 Did I look cool? 435 00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:31,762 I think you know the answer to that. 436 00:14:36,636 --> 00:14:39,504 He's fine. 437 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,706 He's okay. 438 00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:43,208 You're okay. 439 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:44,942 Aah! 440 00:14:44,977 --> 00:14:47,212 Oh, God. Oh, my God. This is bad. 441 00:14:47,213 --> 00:14:48,980 And we're running out of time. 442 00:14:48,981 --> 00:14:51,049 Kenny, you've gotta give us the money. We gotta go. 443 00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,316 No, I'm not buying a damaged bike. 444 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,752 But you damaged it. 445 00:14:53,753 --> 00:14:55,353 You know what? Carl really seems to want it and I'm gonna 446 00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,088 step back and graciously allow him to have it. 447 00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:58,956 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You should have it. 448 00:14:58,991 --> 00:15:00,659 You-you look really good on it. No, you know what, it really goes, 449 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,294 You look... no, it goes great with your whole 450 00:15:02,295 --> 00:15:03,761 backyard tarp thing you've got going on here, so... 451 00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:05,297 Hey, should we just forget this whole thing, 452 00:15:05,298 --> 00:15:07,332 and take it out on the squash court? Yes. 453 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,867 Squash it out! Listen! 454 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,702 Somebody's fixing and buying this bike, 455 00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:12,337 and we're getting Critter out of jail! 456 00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:13,538 I nominate Carl or you. 457 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:14,706 I second you. I third. 458 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:15,974 Oh, my God. 459 00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:17,475 Dad, quick sidebar. 460 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:19,644 I know who can fix it... the One Eyed Snakes. 461 00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:22,147 Louise, we can't go to the One Eyed Snakes. 462 00:15:22,148 --> 00:15:23,748 We don't really have a choice here. 463 00:15:23,749 --> 00:15:25,717 If these squares aren't gonna pay to fix it, 464 00:15:25,718 --> 00:15:27,486 the One Eyed Snakes are our only hope. 465 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:28,653 Fine. 466 00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:29,921 Kenny, if the One Eyed Snakes 467 00:15:29,922 --> 00:15:31,223 are willing to fix the motorcycle, 468 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:32,323 would you buy it then? 469 00:15:32,358 --> 00:15:34,025 Do I get to meet them? Yes. 470 00:15:34,026 --> 00:15:35,193 Yes! Well, now I want it. 471 00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:36,495 Well, except that I want it. 472 00:15:36,496 --> 00:15:38,029 Well, I want it, though. No, I want it. 473 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,530 I want it! I want it! I want it! 474 00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:40,932 Stop! Stop! I want it! 475 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,501 Kenny, you come with us. 476 00:15:42,502 --> 00:15:45,136 Carl, go back inside and don't steal things. 477 00:15:45,171 --> 00:15:46,037 You're not my mom. 478 00:15:46,038 --> 00:15:47,706 What if he is? 479 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:49,875 All right, let's roll this bike to the One Eyed Snakes. 480 00:15:49,876 --> 00:15:51,776 Wait, I just want to say good-bye to Butterscotch. 481 00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:52,878 Butterscotch isn't real. 482 00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,145 Right, right, right, right. 483 00:15:54,146 --> 00:15:56,673 Bye, Butterscotch, just in case! 484 00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:03,037 Uh, maybe you kids should wait out here. 485 00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,572 Uh-uh, we started this together. 486 00:16:04,573 --> 00:16:06,107 We're ending it together. 487 00:16:06,108 --> 00:16:08,876 Yeah, like when we got that 15-foot party sub. 488 00:16:08,877 --> 00:16:10,745 All right, fine, just stay near me. 489 00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:12,246 That goes for you, too, Kenny. 490 00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:14,081 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 491 00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:16,384 Hold-hold up, you want us to help fix Critter's bike, 492 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:19,486 so you can sell it to Wolf of Wall Street over here? 493 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,255 Kenny, hi. No one introduced us. Big fan. 494 00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:25,359 Kenny, Kenny? Kenny? I'm sorry, got nervous. 495 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,894 Not now, not now. Laugh when I'm nervous. 496 00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:29,162 But don't you want to help get Critter out of jail? 497 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,465 No. Critter hasn't talked to us in weeks. 498 00:16:31,466 --> 00:16:33,067 Yeah, yeah, and when we do see him, 499 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,702 he looks sleepy, and he just feels 500 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,037 like he's never present with me. 501 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,437 Yeah, he hardly wants any meth. 502 00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:39,106 But he has to get out of jail. 503 00:16:39,107 --> 00:16:40,940 He's starting his new job today at What the Tech. 504 00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:42,443 What? Oh, God, see this is what I'm talking about. 505 00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:43,877 Are you kidding me? I know! 506 00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:45,212 Oh, wait, I-I don't think 507 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,881 I was supposed to tell anyone that. 508 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,348 Loose lips, wide hips. 509 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,950 Listen, Bob, it's not gonna happen. 510 00:16:49,951 --> 00:16:51,786 Wheel that out of here. Before you kick us out, 511 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,219 could I just get a couple of selfies with you guys? 512 00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:54,755 Okay, just don't get my double chin. 513 00:16:54,756 --> 00:16:56,323 Well, then you, I hold the camera up like this, look. 514 00:16:56,324 --> 00:16:57,725 Yeah, you hold it up. See, and gooseneck. 515 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,125 And click. 516 00:17:01,163 --> 00:17:02,596 ♪ Sleepity-deedy. ♪ 517 00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:04,565 I did it! 518 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,566 I freakin' did it! 519 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,767 He's asleep. 520 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,235 Ooh, Bethany, you're bleeding. 521 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,303 Oh, yeah, just a little. 522 00:17:10,338 --> 00:17:12,073 But Jacob was throwing stuff, too, right? 523 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,486 Oh, it was a whirlwind. 524 00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:15,409 No, it was mostly Simon. 525 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,844 Jacob was just covering himself. 526 00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:18,279 He learned the word help today. 527 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,279 Help. 528 00:17:19,314 --> 00:17:20,681 Jacob, shush, shush. 529 00:17:20,682 --> 00:17:22,249 Please don't shush my son. 530 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,151 Okay, look, you know, so Sidecar got a little crazy. 531 00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:26,454 They said he would be hard to put down and it's true. 532 00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:27,988 Who's "they"? 533 00:17:27,989 --> 00:17:29,256 Yeah, and who's Sidecar? 534 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,657 Who said that? What's going on? 535 00:17:30,692 --> 00:17:32,960 I, uh, okay, okay, okay, yes. 536 00:17:32,961 --> 00:17:35,962 I-I renamed this kid Simon and I told you he was my son. 537 00:17:35,997 --> 00:17:37,230 He's not your son? 538 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,265 Let me clarify. 539 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,301 I did not kidnap him, okay? 540 00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:42,436 His father's in jail and his mother's in the woods. 541 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,038 I mean, she's alive! She's fine! 542 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:45,972 I'm just gonna make a quick call. 543 00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:47,775 No, no, no, no, no, no! No phone! 544 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,443 Oh, look at that... Jacob's getting into preschool! 545 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,111 What? Where? Which one? 546 00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,483 Delete, delete, delete. 547 00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,351 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 548 00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:58,651 I like that one. Send me that one. 549 00:17:58,687 --> 00:17:59,687 Send it to me, too. 550 00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:01,689 Looking at us laughing together. 551 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,357 Guys, will you please just tell Kenny you'll fix the bike, 552 00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:04,725 so he'll give me the money? 553 00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:06,259 Bob, I said no. 554 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,795 We clearly don't mean anything to Critter, 555 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,596 so he doesn't mean anything to us. 556 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,465 Of course you guys mean something to him. 557 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:13,567 You know what? I'll bet he misses 558 00:18:13,568 --> 00:18:16,303 raising hell with all of you, uh... 559 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:17,972 Lovable scamps? 560 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,540 Right, so why don't you try to meet him in the middle? 561 00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:22,877 What do you mean? Well, like, maybe you could 562 00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:25,079 wake up early with Critter and raise hell 563 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,880 before he has to go to work or... 564 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:29,650 after work, but before Sidecar's bedtime. 565 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:32,486 Like, commit a crime or whatever you like to do. 566 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,888 Crime. Right. 567 00:18:33,889 --> 00:18:36,090 So you do that before bedtime, right, guys? 568 00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:37,992 I do my crimes before bedtime. 569 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,560 Tuckers me right out. 570 00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:41,495 Ah, I guess we can be a little more tolerant 571 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,063 of Critter's situation. 572 00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:44,532 And other races. 573 00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:45,665 Also, for the record, 574 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,868 having kids isn't that bad. 575 00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:49,570 I mean, I've spent all day 576 00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,672 doing this extremely inconvenient favor for Critter, 577 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:55,175 but being with my kids actually made it kind of fun. 578 00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:56,377 Aw, that's-that's nice. Aw! 579 00:18:56,378 --> 00:18:57,411 You're welcome! 580 00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:58,878 Ha-ha, you like your kids. 581 00:18:58,914 --> 00:19:01,147 So, the motorcycle... fix it, please? 582 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,017 Yeah, we'll-we'll fix it up. 583 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,518 And then you can sell it to this square over here. 584 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,753 It's Kenny. Or whatever you want. 585 00:19:06,788 --> 00:19:08,055 - Hey, you guys on LinkedIn? - Aw, Kenny... 586 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:09,623 Yeah, I am. 587 00:19:09,624 --> 00:19:10,690 - Me, too. - Yeah, me, too. 588 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,961 You sure you want to work today, Dad? 589 00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:16,263 'Cause we could find another biker to get out of jail. 590 00:19:16,264 --> 00:19:17,798 Like a naughty unicyclist. 591 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,399 No, I think I'm good. Look. 592 00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,901 It's Critter and Mudflap. 593 00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,069 Oh, with my buddy Sidecar. 594 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,406 Ugh! I can't look at you like that. 595 00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:27,408 I know. I can't look at myself. 596 00:19:27,409 --> 00:19:29,410 Yeah, at least cut the sleeves off. 597 00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:31,545 I tried... my manager's a 19-year-old boy 598 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,580 named Randy, and he reamed me for it. 599 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:35,616 Mm. Well, it is what it is. 600 00:19:35,617 --> 00:19:37,484 We wanted to bring you a thank-you gift 601 00:19:37,485 --> 00:19:38,986 for helping me out yesterday. 602 00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,721 It's a phone charger from What the Tech. 603 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,288 It might be broken. It was in the discount bin. 604 00:19:42,324 --> 00:19:44,725 This is a printer. It's not a... 605 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,560 Phone chargers are, like, really small, but thanks. 606 00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:50,097 Damn, where were you yesterday when I was in training? 607 00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:52,900 And I brought you this from my Women of the Wild Weekend. 608 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,933 It's a pine cone. 609 00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:55,401 Aw... Give it! 610 00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:57,004 Well, we got to go. 611 00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:58,839 Uh, we got to meet the Snakes back at headquarters. 612 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,141 We got a nursing student coming by to teach, uh, 613 00:20:01,142 --> 00:20:03,310 infant CPR class to the club. 614 00:20:03,311 --> 00:20:05,144 She's also gonna sell us a bunch of OxyContin. 615 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,981 That's, um, uh, huh. 616 00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:09,649 Well, I'm glad things are better between you guys. 617 00:20:09,684 --> 00:20:11,619 Yeah, me, too, Bob, me, too. 618 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,187 And, Linda, you got Sidecar 619 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:14,120 to nap yesterday! 620 00:20:14,155 --> 00:20:15,555 I did! 621 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,191 Incredible. Question... 622 00:20:17,192 --> 00:20:19,026 will you watch him next weekend while we drive up 623 00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:20,527 to Laconia, New Hampshire, for Bike Week 624 00:20:20,528 --> 00:20:21,961 and go absolutely nuts? 625 00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:23,197 Uh, no. Please? 626 00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:24,331 Please? No, no, no, no. 627 00:20:24,332 --> 00:20:25,398 Worth a shot. 628 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,600 I could do it. 629 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:27,835 Hi, Sidecar... 630 00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,168 No, Tina, no! 631 00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:30,838 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 632 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:32,373 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 633 00:20:32,374 --> 00:20:33,974 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 634 00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:35,276 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 635 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,877 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 636 00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:38,178 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 637 00:20:38,179 --> 00:20:40,047 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 638 00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:41,515 ♪ On a butt phone... ♪ 639 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:49,690 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 640 00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,731 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 641 00:20:57,732 --> 00:20:59,265 ♪ On a butt phone ♪ 642 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:00,767 ♪ Talkin' on a butt phone ♪ 643 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,235 ♪ On a butt phone! ♪ 44792