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(Roger�speaking Anishinaabemowin)
-�Jo:�How�are�you�feeling? -�(Roger�continuing)
This�is�the�first�time�that we're�going�to�be�together,
you�know, in�front�of�my�family.
I�feel�great.
No,�that's�no�good! You�should�be�very�nervous.
Why?�I'm�going�to�win your�family�over
by�showing�them�that�they�can live�a�healthy�life
and�have�fun�doing�it at�the�same�time.
Okay. Let's�just�go�inside.
But�can�you�please�try and�not�be�so...
...Logan-y
Okay.
Roger: ...greeted�by�delegation.
And�Roger!
Thanks�for�filling�in�while�my radio�is�getting�fixed.
No�problem!
Anyway,�where�was�I?
?�'Cause�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
?�All�night�long�?
Hi,�Ma!
Hi.
I�hope�you're�hungry.
I�sure�am! Here,�I�made�this.
I�wasn't�sure�what�riboflavin options�you'd�be�serving,
so�I�brought�a�quinoa and�a�tofu�medley.
Quinoa!�I�didn't�know�that�he spoke�the�language,�Jo.
He�doesn't.
The�fibre�in�quinoa�results�in healthy�bowel�movements.
Oh,�Logan!
Let's�movement�into the�next�room.
You�can�put�the�quinoa�with the�meatballs�with�bacon,
the�moose�balls�with�bacon, and�the�bacon�balls�with--
Let�me�guess.�Bacon?
Oink-oink!
Great!�We're�the�last�ones�here!
Stephen�Harper,�you�should�have told�me�to�shower�sooner!
Sorry,�Paul.�I�was�busy�making all�this�food�you're�bringing.
(birds�chirping)
So,�you're�going�to�ask your�ma
if�we�can�move�into�the�lodge, right?
Yep.�Dean�barely�runs�it�now that�he's�at�Yeah�Man's.
What�else�is�she�going�to�do with�this�place?
It�would�be�real�nice�to�get�out of�that�tiny-ass�attachment.
We�should�have�a�plan�in�case she�says�no.
How�is�she�going�to�say�no to�her�baby,
who�is�about�to�have a�little�baby?
She�better�say�yes, so�suffocating�in�there
with�her�always�around.
That's�the�part I'm�gonna�miss.
Paul,�she�snuck�in�at 3�AM�last�night
to�clip�your�toenails.
Yeah,�that's�because�I�squirm when�I'm�awake!
Let's�say�it�doesn't�happen. Maybe�move�in�with�me.
Stephen�Harper!
I�would�never�move�into that�perv�house.
How�dare�you�even�put�that energy�in�the�air?!
Well,�his�place�does�have a�lot�of�space.
Okay,�then.�Let's�move�into�your ex-boyfriend's�place.
Right�after�he�donated�his�sperm to�us�so�we�can�have�a�baby!
Okay,�well,�when�you�put�it�that way,�it�does�sound�kind�of--
-�Beautiful? -�Stephen�Harper,
don't�jinx�this!
?
-�Hi,�my�boy! -�Aww.
Hi!
Oh,�and�my�baby!
My�baby's�baby.
Aww.
What's�wrong,�Paul?
It's�just...that�was�our�thing.
(Scoffing)
There�you�are.
Heh.�Hey.�Agnes�wanted�me to�give�you�these.
For�the�blessing�of�the�food, bro.
Excuse�you!
And�I'm�too�young�to�be an�elder.
Take�Roger�here.
Look�how�young�he�looks.
Miigwech,�Logan.
And�he's�not.�He's�old.
(Groaning)
Yo,�Rose.
Oh,�hey,�Chickadee.
Is�it�cool�if�we�talk?
Okay.
It's�just�that�we�never�talk.
I�guess�you're�kind�of�like, my�auntie.
(Gasping)
Aww!
I�never�thought�of�myself as�an�auntie!
Okay,�hold�on. Let�me�adjust.
Okay.
What's�up?
So,�you�know�that�ASMR�chick from�the�Chiefs�Conference?
The�Whispering�Blueberry?
Yeah.�Well,�I�guess,
-�I've�been�thinking�of�her. -�Why?
'Cause�she's�a�stupid�Buttern
and�all�Butterns�should fuck�off?
Not�exactly.
Rose: Oh.�I�see.
So...�Get�ready�for�this.
I�guess�I�kind�of...
...like�her?
Right�on.
No,�I�mean,�like, romantically�or�whatever.
Oh...
Aww,�that's�so adorable.
No,�it's�not�supposed to�be�adorable.
It's�supposed�to�be�badass.
I'm�a�badass.
Oh,�mothers,�lock�up your�daughters!
Somebody�call�the�Coast�Guard! We�need�back�up.
That's�so�fake.
(panting)
-�B'eb!�I�found�a�chocolate. -�And?
And�it�didn't�have�a�wrapper.
I�tried�to�stop�him.
Remember�what�we�said�about eating�food
that�doesn't�have a�wrapper?
It's�too�late. I�ate�it�already.
Sorry,�Chickadee.
I�got�to�go�make�sure�your uncle�doesn't�die.
(sighing)
I'm�pretty�sure�you're�eating rat�poop.
Agnes:�Okay,�we're�going to�get�started�now.
I'll�help.
Where�are�you�going�to�sit, best�mom�in�the�whole�world?
Ma,�look!�I�saved�you�the�best chair�in�the�house.
Ah-ah,�too�close, Doctor�Dumbass!
Go�sit�over�there.�I�don't�want to�smell�your�tofu�farts.
Actually,�tofu�is�good�for your�cholesterol.
The�fuck�did�you�just�say?
-�Hey! -�Enough.
Paul: But�Ma!
Logan�said�a�bad�word.
What�the�hell is�on�your�mind?
What?�Nothing. Just�some�insider�trading.
Well,�that�must be�everything.
Uh,�I...�I�think�you�forgot the�medley.
Hold�on,�I�just�wanted�to�say--
We've�got�an�announcement to�make!
Agnes: Okay!�One�sec.
I�just�want�to�say�that�I'm grateful�to�have�everybody�here.
We're�grateful�too!
-�I�also�would�like�to-- -�Agnes:�Okay.
I�just�want�to�say�it's�great that�we're�all�here.
Especially�elder�Roger.
Oh,�man,�that's�got�a�nice ring�to�it,�bro!
We've�had�this�lodge�in�our family�for�over�15�years.
Paul�and�Dean�have�done�a�job taking�care�of�it.
Don't�you�mean�a�good�job?
But�I'm�selling�the�lodge.
Oh,�Lord!�Paul! Are�you�okay?
Well,�guess�what?
Me,�Paul,�and�the�baby�are moving�into�Stephen�Harper's.
-�What?! -�I'm�so�happy�I�could�faint!
Chickadee,�what�were�you going�to�say?
Nothing.
?
e�you�are! I'm�so�sorry!
(grunting)
Is�it�true?�Are�you�moving�to Stephen�Harper's?
She�was�just�mad. Don't�let�it�ruin�your�supper.
You�cooked�so�many�balls!
You're�going�to�be so�far�away,
I'm�going�to�be�so�alone.
Ma,�Stephen�Harper�just�lives down�the�road!
-�They�explode! -�Ma!
Don't�say�that.
Who�is�going�to�cut�your toenails?
(inhaling�sharply)
They're�going�to�get�long like�eagle�claws.
Making�clickety-clack, clickety-clack.
I'm�just�going�to�take my�meatballs�and�go.
Ma,�Rose�didn't�mean any�of�that.
You�can�sell�the�lodge, we�can�live�together
just�like�you�wanted.
(laughing)
Oh,�my�boy, I'm�so�happy!
And�you�know�that�door you�bought�me�for�my�own�place?
Well,�guess�what? No�more�locks!
Even�better! No�more�hinges.
We're�going�to�take�that�door right�off.
(laughing)
How�could�I�not�know I�was�an�elder?
Well,�it's�because you're�old,
and�old�people�forget�shit.
All�the�signs�were�there, but�I�just�ignored�them.
My�sore�joints, my�inability�to�take�selfies.
And�when�you�said, "Roger,�you're�an�elder,"
it�was�all�there!
Bro,�just�look�on the�bright�side.
At�feasts, you�get�to�eat�first.
And�when�you�give�advice,
everyone�has�to�listen.
I've�always�dreamt�of�that.
Yeah,�man.�And�it's�like�being on�the�radio,
but�all�the�time.
?
Good�news. I�found�the�medley.
Oh,�for�fuck's�sakes.
Yeah,�it�was�tucked�behind the�toaster�oven,
and�then�covered�up�with some�hand�towels.
-�Can�you�believe�that? -�Get�over�here!
This�is�Health�Week all�over�again.
What�do�you�mean?
You're�making�a�fool of�yourself!
Cholesterol...
(in�a�high-pitched�voice) Riboflavin!
(in�a�deep�voice) Colons.
This�is�a�feast!
Them's�fighting�words.
(stammering)
I'm�just...
I'm�a�nurse, it's�hard�to�turn�me�off.
Well,�you're�doing�a�good�job turning�me�off�right�now.
Ouch.
Do�me�a�favour. Don't�refuse�any�of�the�food.
You�eat�everything�that's put�out�on�the�table.
-�In�moderation,�right? -�Hell�no!
In�fact,�the�more�you�eat,
the�more�this�family is�going�to�like�you.
Well,�that's�an�unhealthy attitude.
It's�one�meal.
And�please,
don't�give�people�any�health advice�whatsoever.
Okay.
Fine.
I�promise.
(sighing)
Thank�you.
(lighter�clicking)
Logan: Oh,�God...
Jo: Logan,�don't�do�it.
Oh,�but...
Out!�Butt�out!
It's�not�nice to�stare,�Logan!
Logan: That's�so�gross.
(clinking�noises�on�phone)
Oh,�Chickadee.
I'm�suddenly�feeling a�little�tired.
That's�okay.�I'll�leave.
I�remember when�I�was�your�age.
Yeah,�like�90�years�ago.
Okay,�relax,�young�one.
That�teenage�energy�is�hard to�control.�I�get�it.
You�want�to�be�heard, but�nobody�listens.
Yeah,�actually.
You�know,�Chickadee, I�learned�something�today.
That�it's�easier�to�just�get�up and�speak�your�truth
than�it�is�to�try and�bury�it.
Wow.
That�shit�was�actually kind�of�wise.
(wind�rustling)
Sorry.
It's�kind�of�breezy�in�here.
(snoring)
Are�you�trying�to�avoid�me?
No! (laughing�nervously)
I�was�just,�um,�uh...
I�love�you.
So,�you�told�your�Ma we're�still�moving�out?
Mmm-hmm.
And�she's�okay�with�it?
Yeah.
You�didn't�tell�her�that we're�staying?
Nah.
I'm�so�proud�of�you, sticking�up�for�your�b'eb
in�front�of�your�mom.
(groaning)
Where�am�I?�What�happened?
Take�it�easy,�Stephen�Harper. Go--�go�slow.
I�had�a�dream�that�Rose�said that�you�and�Paul
were�going�to�move�into�my�house with�the�baby
so�we�could�all�live�together.
That�wasn't�a�dream,�bro.
Yeah,�my�man�Paul made�it�happen.
Oh!�I'm�so�excited I�could�faint!
I'm�so�proud�of�you.
The�feast�is�back�on.
Thank�the�Creator! I'm�starving.
Feels�so�good�that�we�worked everything�out.
Nice�work,�Paul.
I'm�so�proud�of�you, communicating�openly�like�that.
Yes,�yes,�yes.
Uh,�let's�eat!
Why,�I'd�love�to.
I�will�bless�the�food dish�by�dish.
Mashed�potatoes�and�gravy, you�are�blessed.
Stuffing,�double-salted salt�pork,�and�poogitty�beans,
blessed,�blessed,�blessed.
Caribou�stew�and�Bannock,
you�are�very�blessed.
All�right,�come�on,�man. Let's�eat.
Quinoa�and�tofu, we'll�hold�off�on�that.
-�(sighing) -�Lastly,�me.
I�want�to�bless�myself.
Thank�you,�Creator, for�allowing�me--
Just�hurry�up,�bro!
Miigwetch,�Elder�Roger.
-�Everyone,�dig�in.�Weesinin! -�All�right!
That's�a�little�too�much.
Shh.�Shh,�shh,�shh.
Ah,�okay.
What's�the�matter, riboflavin?
Nothing. Everything�is�great.
I'm�ready�to�eat my�face�off.
Paul: Okay�there,�Nurse�Nervous.
We�should�get�you�a�bib�for�all the�food�you're�about�to�eat.
And�our�guest of�honour,�Logan.
Logan: Wonderful.
Come�on,�now. Eat�some.
-�Mmm. -�Jo,�he's�probably�full!
He�probably�had�an�apple yesterday.
Is�there�gravy�on�these?
-�Agnes:�There�is�now. -�Oh...
Jo: Do�it.
I'd�like�to�say�something.
What�now,�Chickadee?
Did�you�fail�out�of summer�school?
No.
I�just...
I�just�wanted�to�say...
I�like�girls.
And�boys.
-�Okay,�cool. -�That's�it?
(gagging)
Paul: Was�that�tofu?!
(groaning)
I�thought�it�was the�stuffing!
Oh!�You're�enjoying my�medley!
Mama,�I�don't�feel�so�good!
-�(groaning) -�My�boy!
Oh,�drink�some�gravy!
Hey,�you�did�good,�kid.
I'm�proud�of�you.
Yeah,�but�nobody�cares.
Paul,�see,�this�is�why you�need�all�of�us
living�in�the�same�house.
Paul? What�is�she�talking�about?
(chuckling)
You�know�how old�people�get.
Paul?�What�is�she talking�about?
(chuckling)
You�know�how�pregnant people�get.
Well,�I'm�not�sure�what Paul�told�you,
but�we're�moving to�Stephen�Harper's.
Well,�I'm�don't�know�what Paul�told�you,
but�I'm�selling�the�lodge�and you're�staying�with�me.
Why�don't�we�just�ask�Paul?
He�fucking�greased�us!
-(engine�cranking) -�Dean:�He's�over�there!
God�damnit!
Dean,�what�the�fuck are�you�doing?!
Sorry,�bro,�they�paid�me�off in�meatballs.
-�You�lied�to�your�Mama. -�And�your�baby�mama.
And�you�lied�even to�ninoosihs.
I�was�just�trying�to�make everyone�happy!
Yeah,�well,�now�everyone's�mad, bro.�Way�to�go!
Shut�up!�At�least�I�don't�sleep around�with�buckets!
What?�Don't�you�talk�about Bucket�Head�like�that!
Well,�if�you�love�me,�we'll�move into�Stephen�Harper's.
If�you�love�me,�you'll�stay in�the�attachment.
And�if�you�love�me,
you'll�take�back�that�comment you�made�about�Bucket�Head.
I�have�to�choose�between�my�Mama and�my�baby�mama.
We�need�more�space.
I�need�to�be�close.
Say�sorry,�bro.
Just�no�business! Your�bucket,�it's�stupid!
It's�stupid,�eh?�Yeah?
What...
If�she's�so�stupid, then�why�did�she�just�suggest
that�everyone�moves�in the�lodge�together.
Well,�that's�stupid�because...
...the�lodge,�it's�so�big...
and...�and�comfortable!
And�has�just�enough�space for�everybody.�Duh!
No,�shut�up,�Paul.
But�Agnes, you�want�to�sell�it.
Yeah!�Did�you�think�about�that, Bucket�Head?!
Wait,�it's�perfect!
I�keep�the�lodge, and�we�all�move�in!
Yeah!
Paul?
So,�in�this�scenario... I'm�still�good?
-�Yeah. -�Yeah.
Then�do�you�know�what?
I�owe�someone�an�apology.
Aww.
Mm-hmm.
Put�'er�there,�Bucket�Head.
Jo: Okay,�just�one�more.
Here�we�go!�Ah!
(groaning)
You�did�it! (gasping)
My�big�hungry�man. (chuckling)
(groaning)
-�I�love�you. -�Aww.
What's�up,�Roger?
It's�Elder�Roger.
And�I�think�the�ham�isn't�the only�thing�that�was�glazed�over.
What�nonsense�is�coming�out your�mouth?
She�told�you�something important,
and�you�need�to�validate�it.
Damn�it. Thanks,�Roger.
I�mean,�Elder�Roger.
Keep�an�eye�on�Cold�Hand�Logan here�for�me.
Sweetie�bird.
I�just�wanted�to�say
that�I�am�proud.
Like,�gay�proud.
Really?
Yeah!
That�was�so�brave�of�you,
to�say�what�you�did like�that.
In�front�of�our�whole�family like�that.
Didn't�seem�like�it.
(sighing)
I�just�never reacted�because...
I�always�trust your�decisions.
Except�when�you're�reversing toilets
or�making�up�fake�lottery tickets.
(laughing)
Thanks,�Ma.
You�know,�I�like�to�think of�myself�as�an�open-minded,
accepting�kind�of�person.
Like�a�dope�Mom.
Well,�that's�good, because�she's�a�Buttern,
and�I�know�you�hate the�Butterns,�so...
What?
No�daughter�of�mine�will�get mixed�up�with�a�Buttern!
I�don't�care�what�you�say!
I�like�her.
Great�news,�everyone.
We're�all�moving�into the�lodge�together.
Oh.
Wait.
Who�ate�all�the�meatballs?
Jo: It�was�Logan!
Impressive,�huh?
No,�it's�cool. No,�no.
No,�no,�I'm�not�going�to...
No,�b'eb,�it's�fine.
You�fucking�bastard!
(all�shouting)
?
Goodnight,�Paul.
Fuck�off,�Stephen�Harper!
Goodnight,�Rose.
Mmm.
And�goodnight,�Paul�Junior.
(baby�cooing)
I�love�you�guys.
Both:�We�love�you�too, Stephen�Harper.
(voices�distorting)
Stephen�Harper,�get�up! The�feast�is�over.
Oh,�my�Mom�announced�that everyone�gets�to�move
into�the�lodge,�except�for�you.
I�want�to�go�back!
?�She's�been�your�shelter from�the�storm�?
?�She's�even�there when�you're�all�alone�?
?�She's�the�one�you�run�to when�it�rains�?
?�And�you�build�your�dreams on�that�stone�?
?
?�She's�been�that�rock...�?
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