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Because there has been so much rumor and speculation.

Let me tell you the whole story.

According to the time dragon clock,

the melting occurred at the 13th hour.

The direct result of a bucket of

water thrown by a female child.

Yes, the wicked witch of the west is dead.

Look, it's Glenda.

It's good to see me, isn't it?

Fellow Aussians, let me set the record straight.

Yes.

The wicked witch of the west is dead.

Yes.

Why does wickedness happen?

That's a good question.

When many people find it

confusing, are people born wicked?

Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?

After all, the wicked witch had a childhood.

She had a father, who by the way, had

been appointed governor of Munchkinland.

I'm off to the assembly, dear.

And she had a mother, as so many do.

How I hate to go and leave you lonely.

That's all right, it's so lonely, just one night.

But know that you're here in my

heart, while I'm out of your soul.

Like every family, they have their secrets.

And one thing led to another, as it so often does.

But from the moment the witch

was born, she was well different.

Take it away.

Take it away!

It's all right, little one.

Shh.

We'll look after you.

So her nanny, Dulce Bear, raised her.

And as she grew, so did her challenges.

Dulce Bear, coming, Governor.

Little one, watch your baby sister.

Just a clock tick.

Oh, Nasseros, don't you worry.

I'm here.

Now, you wanna see something amazing?

Yeah.

This is all about our wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Do you know how we got here?

No.

From the sky, in a balloon.

See?

Then he built a city named Emeralds,

cuz he loves emeralds, even though they're green.

And Nasser, you are no secret.

If you get to be him, he grants you a harsh desire.

Allem is wrong.

We need our top.

Someone brought us down and everyone is smart.

Where did you come from?

Good job.

Now, from the front.

What have you done this time?

OK, that's OK, Daddy.

Now you've made your sister cry.

Let's go get your beautiful piece of cake.

It's all right, little one.

He shouldn't have blamed you.

Don't see, bear.

And so, it couldn't have been easy.

Yes?

Well, this has been fun.

As you can imagine, I have

much to attend to with the wizards

unexpected departure.

So if there are no further questions, I'm going to go.

Linda, is it true?

Is it true you were her friend?

What?

Sorry, one sec.

What?

Is it true you were her friend?

Friend?

Yes.

I mean, I did know her.

No.

That is our path stayed cross.

That's cool.

But you must understand, it was a long time ago.

Oh, we're so proud of you.

I love you.

Just remember, it's not goodbye.

Farewell.

We love you.

Have all your kiss.

Yes.

And you will run.

Yes.

I love you.

It's sad time.

Miss you already.

Popsicle bored the boat.

I love you so much.

My parents don't even know I left.

I'm Buck.

I'm from Munchkin lands.

I know we don't really know each other yet.

You know I believe Vic.

It's Vic.

It's Buck.

That's strangers.

They're just people I've never met.

Bye.

Oh, my gosh.

What?

What are you staring at?

Do I have something in my teeth?

No, it's just...

You're green.

I am.

Fine.

Let's get this over with.

No, I am not seasick.

No, I did not eat grass as a child.

And yes, I've always been green.

Well, I for one am so sorry that you

have been forced to live with this.

Is that so?

Yes.

And it is my intention to major in sorcery.

So if at some point you wanted to address the problem...

Problem?

Perhaps I could help.

She's so sorry.

I love you.

All right.

Offering to help someone

that you don't know what skills

that you don't have.

I'm sure everyone is duly impressed.

I could care less what others think.

You couldn't.

What?

You couldn't care less what other people think.

Although I doubt that.

Elphaba.

Elphaba, froth.

This is my younger sister, Nessa Rose.

As you can see, she's a perfectly acceptable color.

Stop making a speck of yourself.

I was trying to be nice.

It was so nice and good.

And how did that come across?

No.

How did that come across?

I don't think how that's meant to us.

My precious little girl.

Father.

A parting gift.

Mother's true shoes.

So they can all see how beautiful you are

right down to your toes.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I love them.

Let me put them with your boxes.

Of course.

I shouldn't have scouted off like that.

No, you shouldn't have.

Today is the start of your new life.

Your friends.

Your bugs.

I'm excited for you.

I'll miss you.

No, you won't.

You'll be having too good a time.

Don't help me.

She'll be fine.

All your shoes, Jesus.

Please, report to your people.

We should come back.

Go with her.

What?

Just until she's safely

settled in her own little big tushy.

Everything she needs.

Father, she's on her own right now.

Just stop chattering.

Just do what I say.

If anything should happen to her.

In country, a match is a big one.

Only a percent of the first two are in the first place.

Thank you for your contribution to our university.

And rounding out the rest of our faculty,

we have two scholars,

evident in their respective fields

of forestry and agriculture,

as well as Professor Monley of the Biological Arts

and, of course, the head of our

history department, Dr. Newman.

You know, except for our wonderful wizard,

true magic has become all too rare,

which is why we are privileged to have our esteemed

Dean of Sorcery Studies,

Madame Marlborough.

Oh my goodness, this really hurts.

Welcome, new students,

and congratulations for having been accepted to SHIS.

Whether you'll be studying

law, logic, or linguification,

I know I speak for my fellow faculty members

when I say,

"We have nothing but the highest hopes

for some of you."

And now, Miss Puddle, if you please,

I am Miss Puddle, a SHIS-stress.

And these are your dormitory designations

and your good assignments.

Good luck, and welcome to SHIS!

Madame Marlborough, hi.

I am Galinda Upland, of the upper uplands.

And this is regarding room assignments.

Oh, thank you so much, but I've

already been assigned a private seat.

This is about my application to your sorcery seminar.

Perhaps you recall my essay,

"Magic Wands, Me They Have a Point."

Well, dear, I don't teach my seminar every semester.

Of course, if someone very special were to come along.

Exactly. This is why I wanted to talk to you.

Well, be in touch.

There you are.

Miss Messer-Rose, isn't it?

The governor's your turn.

How tragically beautiful you are.

It is such an honor to...

I'm the other daughter. I'm beautifully tragic.

The other daughter?

Elphaba, what are you doing?

Elphaba, what's the matter? Where?

I know. I was just...

Not a threat. Just a slight gulp.

We'll find a place to hide you.

I mean, how's you?

That won't be necessary. I'm not in a row.

Oh, good.

Why are you still here?

I'm sorry, and as the father insisted...

Oh, the governor made his

concern for your sister quite apparent.

Please assure him I am honored to help her.

Well, she doesn't need your help.

Stop. I just need to find my room.

I'll bring you there, Mom.

Miss Colton, I promise my father that I will...

Stop, Miss Colton.

She's a good mom.

Please, you don't understand.

Stop!

Let her go!

This is my chance. My new son.

I'm sorry, Nessa. I just...

I don't...

Magic is merely the mind's attempt

to wrap itself around the impossible.

Yes, that was me.

To prepare you to expect the unexpected here at Shiz.

Did you really see that?

I simply must get under her son's door.

And speaking of the unexpected.

Which of you would volunteer to share a room?

Oh, my morgue.

Thank you, dear. That is very good of you.

What?

Miss Elphaba.

Elphaba.

Elphaba.

You can room with Miss Galinda.

What? What? I...

Now, go. All of you, go.

Go?

And you.

Come with me.

Of course.

Not you.

You.

I would like to teach you privately

and take no other students.

Thank you, my son.

What happened?

Something is very wrong.

I didn't get my way.

I need to lie down.

I need to lie down.

Get over here. Get over here.

You need a big drink.

Thank you for covering for me.

And I'm humbled by your magnificent offer.

But my father would never allow it.

Leave your father to me.

I'll sweet you in immediately.

So, how long have you had this talent?

I don't know.

No.

Something just...

Something just takes over me.

And something I can't control.

But when it does, bad things happen.

If you can learn to use your powers in the right way,

oh, Miss Alfaba,

many years I have waited for

a gift like yours to appear.

Why, I predict the wizard might

make you his magic grand-pazier.

The wizard?

My dear, my dear, I'll write at once to the wizard.

Tell him of you in advance.

With a talent like yours, dear, there is a definition.

If you work as you should,

you'll be making good.

Welcome to Shin.

See you in class.

Did that really just happen?

Have I actually understood this weird

quirk I've tried to suppress or hide?

Is it talent that could help me

make the wizard if I make good?

So I'll make good.

When I meet the wizard, once I prove my worth,

then I meet the wizard what

I've waited for since birth.

And with all his wizard wisdom,

by my looks he won't be blinded.

Do you think the wizard is done?

All I can munch is so slow-minded.

Now, he'll say to me, "I see who you truly are.

A girl whom I can rely."

And that's how I'll begin the wizard and I.

Since I'm with the wizard, my whole life will change.

Because once you're with the

wizard, no one thinks you're strange.

No father is not proud of you.

No sister acts ashamed.

And all of us has to love you.

And by the wizard you reclaim.

And this gift or this curse I have inside,

maybe last I'll know why as we work head in hand.

The wizard and I.

And one day he'll say to me,

"Alphaba, a girl who is so superior.

Shouldn't a girl who's so good

inside have a matching exterior?

And since folks are to an absurd degree,

say you'll fix it on your word

degree, would it be all right by you?

If I'm degree-in-the-by you, I know

a curse that's not important to me."

All right, why not?

I'll reapply, oh, what a pair will be the wizard and I.

Yes, what a pair will be the wizard and...

Unlimited, my future is unlimited.

And I've just had a vision almost like a prophecy.

I know it sounds truly crazy and true.

The vision's hazy, but I swear someday

there'll be a celebration throughout us.

And nothing else can I tell in such high esteem.

When people see me they will scream,

for half of all their favorite tea.

The wizard and I.

Come in.

The rest of my bag should be arriving shortly.

Do you really think this is fair?

Oh, I do not. I was promised a private suite.

But thanks for asking.

Which one? I was just... I

was just gonna close the door.

Oh, well, could you not? I'm

sorry. I just... I so enjoy air.

You know what I mean?

Oh, I saved you some space, by the way.

Here it is. Just in here.

It's great.

It was nothing.

Roommates do these things for

each other. So I've been told.

And in return, perhaps you could, let's see,

put in a good word for me with Madame Morrible? Deal?

That was you down there who made

all that happen. I know it was.

You heard Madame Morrible?

How did you do it? Tell me, please. I can keep it safe.

Fun. Be that way. But it really

is rather selfish on your part.

You know, I asked really

nicely and I saved you the cold war.

I don't know. I never know.

There. Enjoy the air.

Dearest darling is Momsie and Popsicle.

My dear father, thank you for agreeing to let me stay.

Guess what? In regards to our

request that I'm moving with Nessa.

I can't hear your guesses because this is a letter.

I know how much she wants to be.

So I'll just tell you.

There's been some confusion over roaming here at Shis.

But of course I'll care for Nessa.

But of course my life's a bother.

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.

Yes.

There's been some confusion for you, see my remains.

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and

altogether quite impossible to describe.

Blonde.

What is this feeling so sudden and new?

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.

My pulse is rushing.

My head is reeling.

Yes well, my face is flushing.

What is this feeling, the vermin of the pain?

Does it have a name?

Yes.

Clothing. An adulterated loading.

For your face.

For your clothing.

Let's just say, I love it all.

Every little trick, however small,

makes my very flesh begin to crawl.

The simple water tolling, there's a strange

exhilaration in such total detestation.

It's so pure, so strong.

I know that it came on fast, so

I do believe that it can last.

And I will be holding, loving you my whole life.

Dear Galinda, you are just too good.

How do you say that I don't think I'm good?

She's a terror, she's a tartar.

We all need to show a guy you

struck, Galinda, you're a martyr.

Well, these things I seem to try.

Oh.

Your Galinda forced you to reside,

with someone so disgusting and fine.

We just want to tell you, we're all on your side.

We share your body.

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

I'm afraid of the moment, I lay lies on you.

I'm afraid of the moment, I'm always rushing.

I had a feeling, we love it all.

Oh, what is this feeling?

Now, every small thing's a very strange.

Yes.

Oh, loving, loving, there's a strange

exhilaration in such total detestation.

It's so pure, it's so strong.

So strong.

It's so good, it's so fast.

Still, I don't believe it.

It's so fast.

And then I won't be loathing you.

For you, for you, for you, for you.

Loathing, please, loathing you.

My whole life.

Loathing, you're not so, so, so ready, loathing.

All right, all right, everyone, settle

down, ladies and gentlemen, settle down.

Quiet, quiet, everyone.

Now then, I have read your most recent essays,

and I am amazed to report some progress,

although some of us still tend to

favor form over content, Miss Linda.

Oh, actually, it's "Guh, Linda," with a "Guh."

Yes, of course.

I don't see that the problem is, you know, every other

professor manages to pronounceify my name.

Maybe the pronunciation of your precious name is not

the sole focus of Dr. Dilliman's life.

Maybe Dr. Dilliman is not like every other professor.

Maybe some of us are just different.

Well, it seems the artichoke is steamed.

Quiet, please, please.

Yes, we go slack upper front teeth,

which accounts for the mispronunciation, Miss Glinda.

You see, indeed, some of us are different.

Now, you may have noticed that I am one of the last

animal professors here at Shill's,

and it isn't encouraged to discuss this in our classes,

but there have been some great changes throughout ours

with the rejection of animal culture.

However, there was a time before you were born when

life in ours was different.

When one could walk these halls and

hear a snow leopard salving an equation

or an antelope explicating a sonnet,

so when and why did this change?

From what I've read, the great drought.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Like raise your hand.

Precisely.

Food grew scarce, and when people are hungry and angry,

well, then they begin to look for...

Someone to blame.

Quite right, Miss Elphaba.

Yes, Miss Glinda.

It is "Guh, Glinda."

"Guh, Glinda."

"Guh, Glinda."

And I don't see why you can't just teach us history.

Instead, I'm always harping on the past.

Because we cannot escape the past,

and we ignore it at our own peril.

The past helps explain our present circumstances.

For instance, if we examine this timeline...

Who is responsible for this?

I ask, who is responsible for this?

Very well.

Class dismissed.

I said, class dismissed!

Dr. Derrym.

Miss Elphaba.

Miss Elphaba, you don't have to...

Thank you. You're very kind.

Not bad.

Poppy's all my favorite.

Mine too.

They keep me cheerful in these dark times.

Miss Elphaba, please. Go and join your friends.

It's all right. I don't have any friends.

Well, maybe one.

Try again.

Eyes shut.

Toes clenched.

Now, levitate the coin.

It's all right.

It takes time.

I hear there was an unfortunate

disturbance in Dr. Dillerman's class today.

That must have been so distressful for you.

Well, someone wrote those

horrendous words on purpose for him to see.

I just wish I could...

God, you wish what?

I wish there was something I

could do, because no one...

No one...

To what?

No one should be scorned,

or laughed at,

or looked down upon, or...

told to stop jabbering,

and keep running.

Remarkable.

That will soon be remarkable.

Once you learn to harness your emotion,

the sky's the limit.

It could lead you to the wizard himself.

Goodbye, Dr. Dillerman.

Dr. Dillerman!

Did you find out who...

The animals are now being blamed

for everything that goes wrong,

forced from our jobs, told to keep silent.

This is much bigger than

just some words on a chalkboard.

We can still converse in private, like ours.

A dear friend of mine.

A dear?

A cow, actually.

She's been speaking out at protests,

recently wrote me asking to meet at a cafe.

She said it was urgent.

What did she tell you?

She never showed, and no one's seen her since.

Many animals have come

missing, or are actually believing.

Yes, they have badger acquaintance,

a solicitor was sacked just for arguing the case.

At least he can still argue.

What do you mean?

Let me show you.

I've heard of an ox, a professor from Quarks,

no longer permitted to teach,

who has lost all powers of speech.

I can't speak.

And an hourling munched in rock,

a figure with a thriving block forbidden to preach.

No, no.

Now we only can screech.

Only rumors, but still enough to give past to anyone.

With past, something bad is happening in ours.

Something bad is happening in...

That's it!

I'm leaving us, while I can

still speak the word goodbye.

No, you can't!

Take it away!

Stop.

Sorry.

No, no.

Someone's never...

What is it?

This is Elphaba.

What are you doing here?

Well, I was just...

It's all right.

Quickly.

Come inside.

Don't be frightened.

Let me get you some tea.

Dr. Delman, what you were saying just now...

Could that really happen?

It is happening.

You'll find if you make it discouraging enough,

you can keep anyone silent.

But if animals are losing the ability to speak,

leaving us, then...

Someone's got to tell the wizard.

Listen to me.

You mustn't tell another soul

what you've heard in Xenia tonight.

But that's why we have a wizard.

So nothing bad...

Perhaps you're right.

Nothing all that bad...

Nothing truly bad...

Sorry.

Bad.

I must be catching a cold.

I'll bless you, Dr. Delman.

You'd better go.

Take the nap.

Whoa there!

Great!

Whoa!

I did not see her.

Yeah, neither did I.

You might want to, um...

Okay.

No, no, no.

I'm so sorry, miss.

We didn't see you there.

You must have...

blended with the foliage.

Is this how you go with your life?

Just running a monk and trampling anyone in your path?

No.

No.

Sometimes I'm asleep.

All right.

Here we go.

No, I'm not seasick.

Neither am I.

No, I did not eat grass as a child.

You didn't mind it?

And yes, I have always been green.

And the defensiveness, is that a recent development?

I'm up for some more trampling.

May we offer you a ride?

No thanks.

Get stuffed.

Wow.

Felsville, we have just been spurred by a girl.

Indeed.

Kisses first, everything.

Attention students.

It is my honor to announce that

Prince Fiero and Tigelar of Winky Country

will be filling out our student body.

Having transfers from the Royal Winky Academy.

Please help him feel welcome.

Without making direct eye contact.

And we're all here often?

Could I ask you anything?

Anything you want?

Just to move out the way.

Absolutely, yeah. That's anything.

How are you?

Yeah.

Are you looking for something?

Or? Someone?

No, I was...

Was I knowing?

How would I know?

Our first flight.

Oh, still here.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I promised to give a guided tour

to any recently arrived students, so...

Mm.

Wait.

Are you a recently arrived student?

I am, yeah.

Oh, I didn't know.

No, I'm not sure I'll last longer at

this school than any of the others.

But...

I wasn't at any of your other schools.

Hmm.

And this is the book place.

There's a collection of rare

books around here somewhere.

And some medium rare as well.

Well, there's so many to choose from.

Right.

So what do you do for fun around here?

Oh, well, nothing.

Until now.

You haven't been to the Osterstahlung?

Osterstahlung?

I mean, isn't that place somewhat illegal?

It must get delicious.

Yeah, it is both of those things, yeah?

Hmm?

It's what's so not far from here.

It's not a blast.

Whoa!

You all right?

Yeah.

A viero, Tegeler.

Winky country.

Oh, I'll have some.

A Bach woodsman.

Of a munchkin land.

Great.

Excuse me.

Good to know.

What were you saying again?

Oh, he asked us in the violin.

Unfortunately, it's against Shiz

rules to go into town after dark.

I think that once again that the

responsibility to corrupt my fellow students

reforms to me.

Excuse me.

The trouble with the schools is, they

always try to teach the wrong lesson.

Believe me, I've been kicked

out of enough of them to know.

May one should become less galler, less shallower.

But I say why invite stressing?

Stop studying strife.

And learn to live.

The unexamined.

The unexamined.

Dancing through life, skimming

surface, gliding my toughest mood.

Life's more painless, more the brainless.

Wiping too hard when it's so soothing.

Dancing through life, no need to tough it.

When you can slough it off, what I do.

Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters.

It's just life.

Dancing through.

Dancing through life, swaying,

sweeping, and always keeping cool.

Life is fraudless when you're thoughtless.

Those who don't try, never foolish.

Dancing through life, mindless and careless.

Make sure you're worthless, trouble is right.

Woes are fleeting, blows are glancing.

When you're dancing through life.

I'm gonna go study outside again.

Let's go down to the oddest dust bowl room.

We'll meet there later tonight.

We can dance to the slide, find the prettiest girl.

Live for a while, break on

down to the oddest dust bowl room.

Come on, follow me in, you'll be happy to be.

Dancing through life, no need to tough it.

Only because dust is what we come to.

Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters.

It's just life.

It's just life.

I keep dancing through.

Galinda, Galinda, here.

Keep it. I've got many. I cry a lot.

Well, thank you.

I hope you'll save and dance for me tonight. I'll be

right there, waiting all night.

That's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder?

See that tragically

beautiful girl, the one in the chair.

It seems so unfair, we should go on a spree.

And not she, gee, I know someone would be my hero.

If that's the one we're to go invite her.

Well, maybe I can invite her.

Oh, Vic, really? You would do that for me.

I would do anything for you.

Well?

Oh, right now.

Why not?

Go ask her right now.

Why not? She's right there.

Oh.

Even good.

I don't know what you mean.

I love helping others.

Oh. And I happen to be free tonight, after all.

Now this peace meant one another.

It's clear we deserve each other.

You're perfect.

You're perfect.

So we're perfect together.

One, two, three, four, ever.

This is the life.

You'll never guess what just happened to me.

What?

That perfectly adorable munchkin boy just asked me out.

He said he was too shy to ask me at first.

But then Galinda emboldened him.

Wait, Galinda.

Don't.

Don't you dare say another word against her.

I'm about to have the happiest night of my life.

Thanks to Galinda.

Finally for this one night,

I'm about to have a fun night with this munchkin boy,

Galinda found for me.

And I only wish there were

something I could do for her to repay her.

Elphaba, see, we deserve each other.

And Galinda helped it come true.

We deserve each other.

Me and Bach.

Please, Elphaba, try to understand.

I don't.

One, two, three.

That was it.

That was it.

And it's perfect.

Sweet.

Remind us the most scandalous little fish in the sea.

The most.

We are just going to lose what you left in his mind.

And be we nailed it.

Now hurry up.

Okay, I can't believe that we

just haven't the crossroads today.

Am I right?

Um...

Ew.

Why even is that?

Galinda?

What's the reason?

I know.

It's my granny.

She always makes me the most hideous house.

I'd give it away, but I don't hate anyone that much.

I couldn't.

Could I?

Hi.

Hi.

We should go.

Yeah, we have to go rouge our knees.

Do a tuck.

Do a rouge.

Right.

I do a thing.

I love you for children.

Yeah.

You just always look good.

Just a joy.

Oh, good.

Joy.

Galinda.

Um, Nessa and I were talking about you just now and...

Oh, well we were just talking about you.

How you should join us tonight.

I don't follow.

You join us at the Oz dust.

I'm inviting you.

Why?

Well, because everyone will be there.

And don't tell me you have nothing to wear.

Yes, you could wear this.

I mean it.

It goes with everything you own.

It's really sharp.

Don't you think?

You know, what?

Is this here to speak?

You deserve each other.

This heart and you, it goes so smart.

You deserve each other.

So here, I'll know the goodness of my heart.

We're going to get arrested.

Sorry to disturb you, Madame

Norrible, but I have a favor to ask.

Listen, Nessa.

Yes?

Nessa, I've got something to confess.

Oh, Bob, I know why.

You do?

It's because I'm in this

chair and you felt sorry for me.

Well, isn't that right?

No.

Oh, no, no.

I don't feel sorry for you.

You're great.

I asked you because... because...

Because you are so beautiful.

Oh, Bob, I think you're wonderful.

We deserve each other.

Don't you see?

This is our chance.

We deserve each other.

Don't we, Bob?

You know what?

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

You.

Me?

And you can go back to doing whatever this is.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Go.

Go.

Yeah.

That's horrible.

You are... seriously, I admire you so...

Enough.

A magic wand.

It's a training wand.

A training wand for me.

Madam Warble, how can I express my gratitude?

It is my heart's desire to become a sorceress.

Thank you for having faith in me.

Actually, I have no faith in you.

This is your roommate's idea, not mine.

I'm confused.

Miss Alfa Burr has requested

that I include you in our sorcery

seminar and insisted that I tell you this very night

or she would quit.

Alfa Burr did?

Mm-hmm.

Why?

I'm a sorceress, not a mind reader.

I have no idea why, but I can't risk losing her.

So here I am.

My personal opinion, dear, is

that you do not have what it takes.

I hope you prove me wrong.

I doubt you will.

You may want to thank her.

She just got here.

Why?

Alsa is much.

She doesn't give a 21 anyone things.

The question is, is she just pretend to love you?

I can't watch.

I help Alfa.

Why?

Is it not my case you'll fall home?

Excuse me.

What are you doing?

Stop.

No.

Wait a second.

You're telling me that was your first party ever.

Whatever your rules tell me.

That was funny.

Thank you.

I couldn't remotely sleep.

Neither can I.

I know.

Let's tell each other something

we've never told anyone before.

Okay, fine.

I'll go first.

Fierro and I are getting married.

He asked you already?

Oh, he doesn't know yet.

Okay.

Okay, now you tell me a secret.

Like what?

Like.

Like.

Why do you sleep with this funny little green bottle

of your pillow?

What is it?

I want to know.

No, do it back.

Please.

Get back.

Get back.

It was my mother's.

That's all.

Well, that's not fair.

I told you a really good one.

My father hates me.

What?

That's not the secret.

Oh.

The secret is that he has a good reason.

It's my fault.

What is?

Then my sister is the way she is.

When my mother was carrying Nessa,

my father began to worry that she might come out.

Groan.

He was so worried that he made my mother

treat milkflowers day and night.

Only the milkflowers made Nessa come too soon

and her little legs there.

And my mother, well, she never woke up.

None of which would have ever

happened if it wasn't for me.

So it's my fault.

What?

No.

That was the milkflowers fault, not yours.

That might be your secret, Elphaba,

but that doesn't make it true.

Look.

It's tomorrow.

And Elsie...

Can I call you Elsie?

Well, it's a little bit perky.

I know.

I know who I'm gonna call you then.

And you can call me.

Galenda.

That is your name.

Let's not quarrel.

Elsie, now that we're friends,

I've decided to make you my new project.

Well, you really don't have to do that.

I know.

That's what makes me so nice.

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I...

And let's face it, right?

Who isn't?

Less fortunate than I,

my tender heart tends to start to bleed.

And when someone needs a makeover,

I simply have to take over.

I know.

I know.

Exactly what they need.

And even in your case...

Never mind.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm gonna put these right back on here.

Though it's the toughest case

Why the interface?

Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed

Follow my ease

If indeed you will be

I'll help you be popular

Popular, you're gonna be popular

I'll teach you the proper voice

When you talk to boys

The ways to polite and trust you

I'll show you how to choose to wear

How to fix your hair

Everything that really counts to be popular

I'll help you be popular

You'll hang with the right course

You'll be good as force

No the slang you want to know

So let's start

Cause you've got an awfully long way to go

Don't be offended by my frank analysis

Think of it as personal analysis

Now that I've chosen to become a power sister

In a time where there's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to popular

I know about popular

And with an assist from me

It's be who you be

Is it a dreamer who you wear?

Well, R, there's nothing that can stop you

From your coming popular

Yeah!

More

La la la la la la

We're gonna make you popular

This isn't gonna work

What?

Elsie!

You mustn't think that way

Your whole life is gonna change

And it's all because of me

Come on

When I see depressing creatures

With angry possessing features

I remind them of their own

We have to think of

Celebrating texts of state

Or especially great communicators

Did they have brains or not?

Well, actually

Don't make me laugh

They were

Popular

Right!

It's all about popular

It's not about aptitude

It's the way you're feeling

So it's very true to be

Very popular

Like me

Hair

First

Hair

We toss our hair

Ready?

Toss, toss

Toss, toss

That's a choice

Next, I'm gonna transform this simple

Frock

Slash coat

This simple throat

Boop

Into a magnificent ball gown

Ball gown

Ball gown

Ball gown

Come on

Come on

Killing on you

Ball gown

Seriously?

Do you need my help?

No, just wear the throat

It's pretty

Let's just start a little smaller

After you, madame

You?

Let's see

No

Oh

Maybe

Just this

Pink goes good with green

Goes well with green

It so does

I'm a self-a-beth

Look at you

Hey

You're beautiful

We have to go

Where?

Where?

Where?

Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?

You're welcome

Oh, hello

And though you protest

You're decentralized

I know condacity

You're fiber in America It doesn't look quite as popular as me

You've been gallindified

You don't need to do that, you know

Come on, let's get the gloves

Dr. D

I called me a doctor, I found his phone

He needs a successful appointment to you

I'll call you one day

Dr. D

My dear students, this will be my last day here at Chis

You see, animals are no longer permitted to teach

What?

It's alright Miss Elphaba, I'll be alright, I...

Students, remain calm,

please, there's no cause for alarm

What is this, what's happening?

Come on, goat

You can't permit this

Elphaba, I'm afraid it's out of our hands

They can take away my job, but

I shall continue speaking out

Listen to me, you're not being told the whole story

Are we all just going to sit here in silence?

That's quite enough, Miss Elphaba

Take your seat

Students, your new history professor

has prepared a special presentation

Good afternoon, students

Good afternoon

In times such as these, it behooves us all

Not merely to study the past, but to look to the future

This is called a cage

This remarkable innovation is for the good of all odds

As well as for the animals' own good, you see

If it's all good, why is he trembling?

He's just happy to be here

Now, one benefit of caging an animal this young is that

in all likelihood, he'll never learn to speak

The dimensions of the cage will vary publicize the

animal, but the basic design remains the same

Let me show you

Can you imagine a world where animals are kept in cages

and they never learn to speak?

This blue line cup seems so

framed, what are we going to do?

Sorry, me?

Well, someone's got to do something

Hey, hey, hey, hey, come here

What is happening?

I don't know, I got mad at it

Fiero, what are you doing?

Well, you coming? Come on

Look

Don't worry, I said

There we go

What did the name mean for us?

I don't need to scare you

Why is it you're always causing some sort of commotion?

I don't cause commotions, I am one

Yeah, well that's for sure

So you think I should just keep my

mouth shut, is that what you're saying?

What, no, no, I'm saying

You think I want to be this way?

I think

You think I want to care this much?

I mean

I know that my life would be

much easier if I didn't care about

You ever let anyone else talk?

Sorry

I've just

But can I just say one more thing?

You could have walked away back there

Sorry

So, no matter how shallow and

self-absorbed you pretend to be

Excuse me, there is no pretense here

I happen to be genuinely

self-absorbed and deeply shallow

No, please, no you're not

Otherwise you wouldn't be so unhappy

Fine

If you don't want my help

No, I don't

In country, a bad guy is a bad guy

He's the only one who has the same purpose

Please

What did you mean to do about that?

And why was that the only one you didn't do it to?

You're bleeding

I'm not

Mm-hmm

Damn it

I must have scratched you

I might have scratched me, or something

I better get to safety

Or become

I better get in here

Of course not

Or become disabled

The arrow

I need

Heart sleep

In a getting world

He could be that boy

I'm not that girl

Don't dream

Too far

Down the side of who you are

Don't remember that rush of joy

He could be that boy

I'm not that girl

I'm not that girl

Angry so often

We long to steal

To the land of what might have been

But that doesn't soften the ache we feel

When reality sits back in

The light smile

The light smile

The light the limb

She who's one some

She wins him

Gold hair

With a gentle curl

That's the girl he chose

And heaven knows

I'm not that girl

Don't rush

Don't stop

Wishing only you was the heart

I wasn't born for the rose and the earth

As a girl I know

He loves her son

He loves me

I'm not that girl

I'm not that girl

Mesamtouba!

Come at once!

There!

You've got to get down there. Come on!

Mesamtouba! I finally heard back from the wizard! Look!

No! Stop!

I...

You!

It's yours. Open it.

His royal asus.

The wonderful wizard of Oz.

Someone's you most ceremoniously to

his personal palace in the Emerald City.

Wait, this invitation is non-transferable.

This is your chance to make good.

Of course, you're going to

have to prove yourself first.

Prove myself? Prove yourself worthy.

Tiri, this is the wizard of Oz.

If he's going to grant your heart's design...

But prove myself how? I...

I'm not ready. It's too soon.

Don't be so pessimistic. I too had to prove my powers.

When I'm back to the wizard,

you'll find a way. I have faith in you.

Not too far. Weather is my specialty.

Mustn't let you get wet.

Ask when you want the cause of greatness.

Don't do it!

For aboard the Emerald City!

Father, this is Buck, the boy I wrote to you about.

Oh, yes, Governor Throp.

Good to meet you.

Well, I've heard so much about you.

My Nessa Rose is very precious to me.

So you see, you take good care of her.

I understand.

Good.

Elsie!

Elsie, the train is here.

And it came with a cute little man up in the stash.

You've got to see him.

Well, see, how will we manage without you?

He won't even notice I'm gone.

Yeah, you have Fierro.

Speaking of Fierro, where is he now?

That I expect him to come and say goodbye,

but I mean, we barely know each other.

Well, I barely know him anymore either.

He's been different.

He's distant and modified.

And he's been thinking, which really worries me.

It all started the day Dr. Dillman was fired.

I mean, who knew he cared so much about that old goat?

Look, he did come.

The dearest, we're over here, darling.

Come.

Hi.

Elphaba.

Fierro.

I'm happy for you.

Thank you.

Yes, we are both so happy.

I've been thinking.

Yeah, I heard.

About the... the Lime Cup and Dr. Dillman.

I think about that day a lot.

Totally.

Oh, me too.

Oh, me too, me too.

Mm-hmm.

I think about it constantly.

I mean, poor Dr. Dillman.

It makes one want to...

to take a stand.

In fact, excuse me.

Everyone, please.

I have an announcement.

I am changing my name.

What?

Your name?

Yes.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Since Dr. Dillman used to have his own goat-like way

of pronouncing my name in solidarity

and in order to express my outrage,

I will henceforth be no longer as Gah-Linda.

But simply, Gah-Linda.

She has come to...

Gah-Linda.

Such a rambulance.

Linda, you're wonderful.

Gah-Linda.

Good luck.

See?

There.

What... what is that?

Don't be upset, Gah-Linda.

It's Linda now.

Stupid.

I don't even know what made me say it.

It doesn't even matter what your name is.

Everyone loves you.

I don't care.

I want him.

I mean, I think he's perfect

anymore, and I still want him.

This must be what other people feel like.

How do they bear it?

All aboard.

Will you ever own a movie?

The Mustache Man.

Oh, wait.

Oh, Susan.

Oh, Susan.

Elsie, here.

I'm about to give you this.

Bye.

Come with me.

What?

To meet the wizard.

What are you saying?

Oh, the train.

You're going to miss it.

I couldn't want to.

I'm close.

It doesn't matter.

Just come with me.

Why couldn't it be?

This is your moment.

I'm coming.

The wizard will see you now.

Oh.

Elf was wrong.

Listen to me.

You can do this.

You can do anything.

I am always...

Elfy.

I am also the great and terrible.

Who are you?

And why do you seek me?

Elmo, say something.

I know what I'm supposed to say.

Say something.

I'm...

Say something.

My name is Elphaba Thraup.

You're Oznus?

And this is...

Thank you.

Elphaba Thraup.

A man.

Elphaba Thraup.

I didn't know it was you.

You made it.

Sorry about all that.

I didn't mean to...

Starble you.

You know, when I'm back there, I

cannot make out people's faces.

Well, it's just so...

It's so great to meet you.

It's so great to... hang on.

What's that?

What?

I'm so sorry, may I?

Sure, yes.

It's OK.

It's OK.

Oh.

For you, my special guest.

That's a keepsake for you to

cherish for a hundred days.

Very kind of you.

You're Oznus.

Thank you.

This is an additional unexpected.

Hi, what's your name?

Glenda.

The guy is silent.

Hello, Glenda.

What's your name?

Oh, yeah.

Well, I don't know.

I think it's a bit much.

But folks have come to expect that sort of thing.

And you got to give the people what they want.

I think... I think...

But if you think that's something to see,

wait and see this.

I give you the Oz of tomorrow.

Yes.

Yes.

Now, I don't know if your eyes have already

fallen upon this long and winding path.

Do you see that?

I think people need direction.

This thing gets built.

Everybody always is going to remember that if you just

follow the road, follow the road,

it's going to lead you right to me.

Recently, I've gotten a

little stuck trying to figure out

what color the bricks of that road ought to be.

So I jerryrigged this thing up, which does that.

Oh.

Yeah, Alpha, you give that a whirl.

Sure.

And let's try.

Oh, now, green.

Hmm.

Yellow, maybe purple.

Wait, just go back one, please.

The yellow, really?

Yes.

It just says road to me.

Let me see.

Huh.

And... oh, feel free road.

I don't know.

Oh, hey, come up here.

Come up here with me in my sandbox.

Step right up.

Watch this.

So here's where we are.

And when we open it up inside...

That's you.

Well, it is me.

Yeah, it is me.

I shouldn't.

I'm here by myself a lot.

Anyway, I don't...

Oh.

My god.

If my head wasn't attached to it,

I'd leave it in a bunch of land.

Hey, you know what I had made?

Look, special.

Keep that.

I know, I mean it.

Keep it forever.

Because at some point, who knows?

We might be putting your little artifact in there

right next to mine.

Because maybe someday you're going to be calling

this whole pile of stones your home.

Alfie.

She's green.

Oh, well.

She doesn't have to be.

Would that be your heart's desire?

No.

No.

My heart's desire is for you to help the animals.

Something bad is happening to them, and they need you.

I had a feeling you were going to say that.

And I agree wholeheartedly.

Yeah.

Wow, it's the darndest thing.

It's almost like I, uh...

I already know you.

I knew you'd understand.

That makes me... that makes me so happy.

Well, that's what I look best, making people happy.

I am a sentimental man who

always longed to need a father.

That's why I do the best I

can to treat each citizen of us

as son or daughter.

So, Elphaba, I'd like to raise you high.

Because I think everyone deserves the chance to fly.

And helping you with your

ascent allows me to feel so parental.

For I am a sentimental man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's just after that.

Okay.

Uh, where were the women?

Is that...

It is.

Madame Orbeau, what are you doing here?

Oh dear.

I could miss you a big moment.

Neither could you, I see.

I don't believe... is that the grimory?

Yes.

That's the ancient book of

wisdom, thaumaturgy, and androids.

Can I touch it?

No.

No.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

She may not be ready.

Cast a spell with the grimory.

That's a mighty tall order.

I should know.

But, Queen Massa Russia, perhaps

today has been too overwhelming.

No.

Please.

Let me try.

Let me prove myself.

Sweetheart.

I had to open for heart.

So which spell are you going to start with?

We've been working on levitation.

Levitation?

Oh, that's interesting.

You know that Chistri here,

have you ladies met Chistri?

The leader of my Emerald Guards.

Pleased to meet you.

He'd hate to admit this.

He does not like talking about himself.

But he watches birds so longingly every morning.

Birds.

How could I help him?

Help, Hila.

Are those birds?

Lost language.

Our lost language of spells.

Don't be discouraged if you can't decipher it.

Dear, I myself can only read a

word or two, and that took years.

Oh, Hila.

What did I tell you?

Chistri, are you all right?

Chistri.

It's just a transition, dearie.

It's just a transition.

But it's hurting you.

Chistri.

You did it. You actually did it.

He's in pain. Quick, how do I reverse it?

Reverse?

How do I reverse it?

A spell from the Grimary can never be reversed.

Alpha-bar. Alpha-bar.

No. Little.

I knew she had the power. I told you.

Alfie, this is a sound of eyes.

She's gonna be home for eyes of the skies.

Yes. They'll make perfect as spies.

Spies?

Alpha-bar. Alpha-bar.

Alfie? Alfie?

You're right. That's a very harsh word. Oh, scouts.

What about scouts? Because they'll be flying around to

Oz reporting back on a new seditious animal activity.

Seditious animal activity? What does that mean?

Alfie? I'm sure the wizard has a good reason.

It's you.

You're behind all of this.

You're the reason why people

are turning against the animals.

It's all because of you.

We're doing this to keep

people safe. All of us will benefit.

And you've known all along.

Since the day you met me, you will benefit too, Jerry.

You must trust me. Don't! Don't!

Alfie, when I first got here, there was discord.

There was discontent. And back where I come from,

everybody knows that the best way to bring folks

together is to give them a real good enemy.

If you wanted spies, why

wouldn't you just make them yourself?

I don't know.

Alphaba!

Alphaba! You are talking to the Wizard of Oz!

Read it! Cast a spell! Read it!

Don't!

You can't, can you? Can you?

That's why you need all of this!

And you need spies and animals and cages and an enemy!

You have no real paperwork!

Exactly. That's why I need you.

Think of your future, dear me.

Stay back!

Alfie, listen to them. Please.

Good advice, young lady. Listen, Alphaba, if you can

pull this off, first crack out of the box.

Oh my God. I can't even imagine. And I meant every word

about you having a home here.

It's gonna be you and me, and hey, if it'd make you

happy, possibly your friend.

Really?

Why not?

No!

Alphaba!

You wanted yourself so good, get some back.

Alfie! Alfie!

Alfie!

Listen!

Listen!

If you want to keep your family

safe, you'll stay loyal to our Wizard.

She did this! The green one! Don't let her get away!

Alfie!

Alfie, where are you going? Alfie, what are you doing?

No!

Alfaba, please, come back.

Let's just have a word with them.

Alfie, what are you doing?

Alfie!

Alfie!

Guards. Guards.

Guards, as a fugitive, at large, hear in the palace,

bring her to me.

Alfaba, what are you doing?

Follow me! Follow me!

Where? What are you? Out of your mind!

Goodness, Alfaba, you're being ridiculous.

Just come on!

Where are you going?

Get her!

Get me over here!

Get in quickly!

Absolutely!

Quick! Jump!

Jump!

Naija!

Jump!

Jump! Now!

Come on, Naija!

Come on, Naija!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Keep me in my way.

Keep me in strength!

Move!

Hey! No!

Oh, no, no.

Alfie, Alfie, help me.

Faster! Look out!

Quick! Get off!

This is not good.

This is not good.

This is not good.

Alfie!

Alfie!

Calm down!

You have got to let him explain.

Over my dead body.

This is everything you've dreamed of!

Alfaba, this is so much bigger than us.

Why can you stay calm for once,

instead of flying off the handle?

I hope you're happy.

I hope you're happy now.

I hope you're happy how you've hurt your cause forever.

I hope you think you're clever.

I hope you're happy.

I hope you're happy too.

I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission

to feed your own ambition.

So, I can't imagine how.

I hope you're happy.

Right now.

Citizens of us.

There is an enemy who must be found and captured.

Believe in nothing, she says.

She has stolen our grimory.

She is evil.

Responsible for the mutilation

of these poor, innocent monkeys.

Her green skin is but an outward manifestation.

Of a twisted nature.

This distortion.

This repulsion.

This...

Wigan wench.

Don't be afraid.

I'm not afraid.

It's the wizard who should be afraid of me.

Hey.

Now, listen to me.

Listen to me, just...

Just say you're sorry.

You can still be with the wizard

once you've worked.

I know.

But I don't want it.

No.

I can't want it.

Anymore.

Something has changed within me.

Something is not the same.

I'm swiftly playing by.

Rules of someone else's game.

Too late for second guessing.

Too late to go back to sleep.

It's time to trust my instincts.

Close my eyes.

And leave.

It's time to try defying gravity.

I think I'll try defying gravity.

And you can't pull me down.

Can't I make you understand?

You're having delusions of grandeur.

I'm so accepting libous.

Cause someone says they're so.

Some things I cannot change.

Until I try I'll never know.

Too long I've been afraid of.

Losing love I guess I've lost.

Well if that's lost, it

becomes at much too high a cost.

I'd survive by defying gravity.

Kiss me good and defying gravity.

And you can't pull me down.

What are you doing?

Help them up please.

Listen to me stop.

Appantaka.

Appantaka not.

Not that hideous levitation call of complete.

You don't know what you're doing with that please.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Well.

Why are you awake?

Maybe you're not as powerful as you think you are.

Sweetheart.

Quickly.

Get on.

What?

Come with me.

Think of what we could do.

Together.

Unlimited.

Together we're unlimited.

Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been.

Going on dreams the way we climb above.

If we work in time door,

there's no fight we cannot win.

Just you and I.

Defying gravity.

We win and I.

Defying gravity.

That will never bring us down.

Are you coming?

No, you're trembling.

Here.

What's around you?

I hope you're happy.

Now that you're choosing this, you two.

I hope it brings you bliss.

I really hope you get it,

then you don't live to regret it.

I hope you're happy in the end.

I hope you're happy, my friend.

Don't go.

No, we're all...

You haven't done anything.

What?

Help me.

I don't know what he won.

I don't know what he won.

It's me.

It's me.

What have you done this time?

What did he say?

Get away!

Someone can't find me.

Into the western sky.

Has someone told me they think

Everyone deserves a chance to fly.

And if I'm flying so long,

Henry sends my ink free

To the lost who drowned me.

Take her message back from me.

And if I'm laughing,

I look like he died.

Gravity, and soon I'll watch the movie.

Citizens of ours,

There is an enemy who must be found and captured.

But we do not think she's served.

She has stolen our memory.

She is evil.

What means, kid,

Is but an outward manifestation of a twisted nature.

This distortion, this repulsion,

This god,

is a wicked witch.

Nobody in all the walls.

No wizard that there is or was

Is ever gonna bring.

I am your enemy.

She's my enemy.

Tell her.

Free.