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So, if you just sign here,
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it acknowledges
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that your battery has
been reconditioned.
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Phone? Somebody?
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All right, while your car
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is being charged, why
don't you plea...?
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Somebody better get the phone.
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Why don't you please
wait in our lounge?
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Julian here will get you
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a complimentary cup of coffee.
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Sorry, I got to get this phone.
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Okay, excuse me.
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Fusebox. Your EV needs
with lightning speed.
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No, this is not Jackie.
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This is a business.
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Hey, Dad.
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Everything... everything good?
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No, it's not good.
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I shouldn't have to be
answering the phones here.
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I don't know, Dad, I-I-I think
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it's just one of those days, you know?
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Toni had to get her dog
artificially inseminated,
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- and Jackie took...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We have a Jackie? Why
haven't I met her?
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You met her like ten times, Dad.
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Is that the one with-with
the hair a-and the shirts?
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You nailed it, Dad.
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Yeah, Jackie took a
mental health day today.
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Whoa, hold up. You
hired a crazy person?
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You can't say that, and
that's not what that means.
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Well, you said it.
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No. You take a mental health day
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when you literally just... can't.
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You know?
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Okay, I don't know
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what the hell you're talking about,
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but I need employees
who can come to work.
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All right, attention.
Everybody, come on.
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Y'all come on round here.
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Look, at Tuesday's staff meeting,
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we're going to have
a lengthy discussion
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about attendance.
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This is what I want...
Uh, Dad, Dad, Dad, uh...
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this coming Tuesday?
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I-I wanted to give
everybody the day off
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for Election Day.
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Marty, look, we are just
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starting to turn a profit here.
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We can't be making up holidays.
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Dad, I just...
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I can't.
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Can't what?
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Hey. Hey.
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Oh, Lamar.
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It's been a minute.
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You staying out of trouble?
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Do you say that to
everyone or just because
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I spent the last three
decades in and out of prison?
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I'm gonna say both.
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Hey, guys. Oh, wow.
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Look at that spread.
What is the occasion?
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Well, as you know,
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there is an election coming up, and...
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- Take that.
- Because we live in
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the great state of California
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and because he has paid
his debt to society,
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my father
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gets to vote.
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And we're celebrating with red salami,
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white wine, and bleu cheese.
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If that weren't exciting enough,
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Lamar gets to vote
at a polling station
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run by our newly-minted
precinct captain
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Gemma Johnson.
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Oh, I couldn't do it
without Dave and Tina,
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my little minions.
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I'm not your minion.
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Scoobadabee banana.
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That is why I cannot
bring friends over.
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Ooh.
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You've got a sample ballot.
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All right.
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Yeah, they, um, they gave it
to me at school. It's so long.
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It sure is.
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There are nine circuit
court judges alone.
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But I've combed through
all the endorsements
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and come up with a mnemonic device
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to remember all of my recommendations.
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Here we go, look at
this. Okay, Braswick,
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Rittenhouse, Garlucci, Drexen,
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Lasuvida, Bertman, Ranajalani,
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Abbott, Kim.
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BRGDLYBRAK.
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Okay, now everybody say it with me.
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No, I don't...
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I don't see myself saying that.
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Pro tip:
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telling a judge you voted for them
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does you surprisingly little good.
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Okay, so what's the deal
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with all these propositions?
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Oh, glad you asked. You know what?
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Let's go through them together.
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Repeals Costa-Hawkins
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Rental Housing Act
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and the issuance of a bond
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to fund construction
and modernization...
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Proposition 13.
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Ooh, guys, this is a fun one.
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Prohibits sled dog racing
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on any public thoroughfare,
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excluding licensed events...
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Proposition 19.
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Why did I have to ask
about the propositions?
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Excuse me.
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Proposition 19 provides...
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No, that's it. I
can't take it anymore.
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I'm out.
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And I got to see a
man about a sled dog.
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And I'm drunk.
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Okay, hold on. C-Calvin,
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this one should interest you.
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Look at this, it creates
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an economic empowerment
zone in Boyle Heights.
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Where the Fusebox is?
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Yes, exactly. Look,
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Prop 19 provides a tax rebate
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for all businesses of
ten or more employees.
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That's me.
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Hold up,
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- l-let me see that.
- Look at that.
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This could mean
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a windfall for the Fusebox.
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And right when I need it.
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Yeah. I told you this would be fun.
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Almost as fun as frisbee golf.
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No.
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Tina, come on.
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Now, I know there's
been some confusion
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on whether we're working Election Day.
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Caused by you.
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Well, after much discussion,
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Marty has come around to my idea
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of giving everyone the whole day off.
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And-and-and now-now,
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and don't fight me on this, Marty,
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paid.
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That-that was my idea.
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Yeah, now, who likes opportunity?
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He doesn't even know your names.
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And who wants
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to work in a zone of empowerment?
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All right, well, when you're
in those voting booths,
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I want you to vote
yes on Proposition 19.
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Dad, um, I know Prop 19 would help us,
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but you're legally not allowed
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to tell employees how to vote.
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Oh, okay, look.
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Uh, look, I'm not saying
that as your boss, all right?
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I'm saying vote yes as your friend.
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Now get on back to work now.
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I'm not paying y'all to stand around.
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Hey, Pop, you called?
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- Ah, Malcolm.
- Hey.
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Hey, look,
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you know how, every big election,
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you like to drive
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them old-ass people to the polls?
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Yeah, well, I don't typically
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call them "old-ass people."
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I'm-I'm sorry, I meant "elderly-ass."
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But this year,
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I'm sponsoring a van.
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Oh,
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"Paid for by Yes on 19."
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So this is a sponsorship
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that benefits you.
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, Pop, but Prop 19,
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you know it's sponsored by a bunch of
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corporate bigwigs and
special interests.
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Do you want them to turn this
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whole neighborhood into
an industrial park?
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What, you don't like parks?
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Hey, Calvin, I got those Laker tickets
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for you and Malcolm.
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What?
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Oh, these are great seats.
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Thank you, Pop.
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Hey, nothing less than the very best
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for me and my son Malcolm.
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Um, these are real, right?
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I mean, don't they feel real?
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That's not an answer, Trey.
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What's up with the van?
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Oh,
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just a man unselfishly doing
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his civic duty for Election Day.
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Y'all fell for that?
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The old democracy okey doke?
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Um, how is democracy an okey doke?
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Because votes don't matter.
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The powers that be are gonna do
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what they're gonna do anyway.
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You register to vote,
next thing you know,
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they'll call you for jury duty.
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Then they'll make you
get a driver license.
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Hey, Lamar. Hey.
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You get your mail at Dave's?
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Yes, the department of corrections
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needs to know how to find me.
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Oh, I did get my Duke alumni magazine.
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You went to Duke?
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According to my LinkedIn, yes.
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You're pretty serious about
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this Prop 19 thing, huh?
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Oh, yes.
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You know, these local propositions
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are decided by very small margins.
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Last time,
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Proposition 22 lost by 11 votes.
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Wow.
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Now marching bands
can't even wash cars.
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Huh.
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Well, suck suds, Big Car Wash.
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Wow,
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when you really think about it,
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even one vote could change everything.
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Yes, that's what I'm
saying, a-and you know,
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and now that you've read all about it,
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you can see how Proposition 19
is good for everybody, right?
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I certainly see how it's good for you.
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I don't yet
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see how it's good for me.
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Maybe I just need someone
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to "educate" me.
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Hold on.
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Are you trying to sell me your vote?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, where
did that come from?
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But yes.
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So, a yes on 8
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is a no on fracking?
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Yes. But this is why
you have to be careful.
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You see, the wording can
be very tricky, Trey.
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Now, Prop 9 is also about fracking.
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But a yes on Prop 9
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is a no on any more bans on fracking,
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so a yes would ban bans
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and a no is a yes on bans.
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This is fracking my nerves.
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Oh-ho. Trey registered to vote?
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How'd you convince him?
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Well, I told him that
just because he, uh,
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sent out a tweet or posted
a meme, that's not enough.
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You have got to vote.
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So I schooled him on
John Lewis and Selma
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and Jim Crow and the Freedom Riders.
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Yeah, and then he hit
me with the Green Book.
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Oh, that's a good movie.
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What movie?
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He hit me with a green book
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until I told him I'd register to vote.
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Oh. Hey, Dad. Hey, Pop.
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Hey, fellas.
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Um...
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Malcolm,
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I, uh,
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I got some bad news.
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I can't take you to
the Laker game anymore.
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Oh.
271
00:10:23,844 --> 00:10:25,113
No way, man. What happened?
272
00:10:25,213 --> 00:10:27,415
Uh, just some stuff came up, you know?
273
00:10:27,515 --> 00:10:28,948
Some business stuff, so, you know.
274
00:10:28,949 --> 00:10:31,086
Whoa, whoa. Wait. Dad, Dad, what...?
275
00:10:31,186 --> 00:10:32,687
What business stuff? We're partners.
276
00:10:32,787 --> 00:10:34,155
We're in the same business.
277
00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:35,523
Marty, I've...
278
00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:37,625
I got businesses that
you don't know about.
279
00:10:37,725 --> 00:10:40,794
Like mining, for one.
280
00:10:40,795 --> 00:10:41,996
You mine?
281
00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:43,331
No, I mind mine,
282
00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:45,233
and you mind your damn business.
283
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,903
What a game! Oh, yes.
284
00:10:49,036 --> 00:10:51,572
The Brow put a beatdown
on Jaylen Brown.
285
00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:53,226
And thanks for buying
me all this swag.
286
00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:54,942
Made it much easier to understand
287
00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:57,678
the complexities of Prop 19.
288
00:11:00,315 --> 00:11:02,417
Ooh, hold on. I got something for you.
289
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,585
Got... Yeah. Okay.
290
00:11:04,685 --> 00:11:07,288
Yeah. Ooh.
291
00:11:07,388 --> 00:11:09,090
Snazzy!
292
00:11:09,224 --> 00:11:11,926
Hey, Who's got the, uh, cool air horn?
293
00:11:12,059 --> 00:11:14,028
Me. Ooh.
294
00:11:14,129 --> 00:11:15,896
Wait a second.
295
00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:17,208
Did you guys go to the Laker game?
296
00:11:17,232 --> 00:11:19,600
Yes. My friend Calvin took me.
297
00:11:20,535 --> 00:11:22,470
Hold on. Who put that there?
298
00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:25,839
Well, Dave, uh, I've been thinking,
299
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,742
reading, and the more I learn
300
00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:31,312
about Prop 19, the better it looks.
301
00:11:31,412 --> 00:11:33,181
Mm-hmm.
302
00:11:33,281 --> 00:11:36,251
So, did you do all that
reading at the Laker game?
303
00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:38,586
Oh, damn.
304
00:11:38,719 --> 00:11:40,087
This is shameful.
305
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,357
Prop 19 is a blatant
power grab by fat cats.
306
00:11:43,358 --> 00:11:44,925
You know that, but you don't care.
307
00:11:45,025 --> 00:11:48,296
All you care about...
is playing Calvin.
308
00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:50,265
He's not playing me.
309
00:11:50,365 --> 00:11:51,766
I'm bribing him.
310
00:11:54,435 --> 00:11:55,870
All right.
311
00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:57,237
6:58, people.
312
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,574
Two minutes to go time.
313
00:12:03,278 --> 00:12:05,280
What's wrong with you?
314
00:12:05,380 --> 00:12:07,114
You've been excited
about this for weeks.
315
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:10,050
This should be like the
opening night of your musical.
316
00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:12,719
If the musical was The Lyin' King,
317
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,624
but "lying" instead of "lion,"
318
00:12:16,724 --> 00:12:18,392
because it's about
319
00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:21,862
the king of lying, aka my dad.
320
00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:24,199
Well, what did he do now?
321
00:12:24,299 --> 00:12:25,633
He sold his vote.
322
00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,034
Yeah, apparently,
323
00:12:27,059 --> 00:12:29,194
democracy is just
another racket to him.
324
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,937
Actually, you know what?
325
00:12:30,938 --> 00:12:35,009
Instead of Lyin' King, it,
it should be Scamilton.
326
00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,145
Like Hamilton but a scam
'cause that's what...
327
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,523
- that's what my dad is.
- Yeah, okay, I get it.
328
00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:41,114
Really.
329
00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:43,484
All right, poll workers, listen up.
330
00:12:43,584 --> 00:12:47,154
Last election, this
polling place was a fiasco.
331
00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:48,989
Mrs. Darlington let y'all slack off,
332
00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:51,659
and by noon the line was
all the way out to Marengo.
333
00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,904
Not this year. We're going
to get voters in the booth,
334
00:12:53,928 --> 00:12:55,363
we're gonna slap a sticker on 'em,
335
00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:56,673
and they're back on the street.
336
00:12:56,697 --> 00:12:58,599
There will be no dillydallying.
337
00:12:58,699 --> 00:13:00,901
I am the captain now!
338
00:13:07,342 --> 00:13:10,478
Welcome, welcome to
the Prop 19 Express,
339
00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:14,281
all brought to you by Yes on 19.
340
00:13:14,282 --> 00:13:16,650
Look, guys, we have water, soda,
341
00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:18,919
and 19 kinds of snacks.
342
00:13:19,019 --> 00:13:20,521
All in what
343
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,923
I like to call the
Empowerment Zone, okay?
344
00:13:23,023 --> 00:13:24,592
All right.
345
00:13:34,802 --> 00:13:36,304
Shame on you, Pop.
346
00:13:36,404 --> 00:13:38,339
All this just so business owners
347
00:13:38,439 --> 00:13:40,541
like you can get a tax
break at the expense
348
00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:42,310
of the people in the community.
349
00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,578
Malcolm,
350
00:13:43,678 --> 00:13:46,347
why do you have to Malcolm this up?
351
00:13:46,447 --> 00:13:48,916
Do not make me a verb.
352
00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:52,420
Okay, I'm just pointing
out the hypocrisy, man.
353
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,055
Look, I've been working my butt
off trying to make payroll.
354
00:13:55,155 --> 00:13:57,592
Don't I deserve a break?
355
00:13:57,725 --> 00:13:59,927
Are you still upset about
those Laker tickets?
356
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:01,296
What? No.
357
00:14:01,396 --> 00:14:03,898
I do not care about Laker tickets.
358
00:14:04,031 --> 00:14:05,966
I care about democracy.
359
00:14:07,302 --> 00:14:09,069
And LeBron dropped 40.
360
00:14:09,904 --> 00:14:12,372
Look, relax.
361
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,375
Here, have a snack and a Topo-Chico.
362
00:14:15,843 --> 00:14:18,413
Chocolate Turtles, anybody?
363
00:14:18,513 --> 00:14:21,081
Here you go.
364
00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:25,085
Okay, Ms. Humphreys, take
your ballot to booth six,
365
00:14:25,185 --> 00:14:27,288
and here's your sticker,
which I have learned
366
00:14:27,422 --> 00:14:30,458
people prefer to put on themselves.
367
00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:35,663
Name?
368
00:14:35,763 --> 00:14:37,398
You know my name.
369
00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:39,500
Well, sign here.
370
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:41,902
Oh, I see you've brought my son along
371
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:44,772
to witness your crimes
against democracy.
372
00:14:44,872 --> 00:14:47,508
Dave, I know I let you down,
373
00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:49,610
but I've come here to
try to make it up to you.
374
00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:52,313
I got a sample ballot,
and Grover and I sat down
375
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,281
and went through the whole thing.
376
00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,550
You did?
377
00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:58,152
Yes, we did. It was worse than school.
378
00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:00,887
We had Nilla Wafers.
379
00:15:00,888 --> 00:15:03,824
From a Ziploc bag, and they were wet.
380
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,295
The point is, we educated ourselves,
381
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,263
and you were right.
382
00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:14,568
Prop 19 stinks, and
I'm voting against it.
383
00:15:14,569 --> 00:15:17,705
Yeah, okay, but that you
would even entertain the idea.
384
00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:20,040
Dave, have you even met me?
385
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,811
I'm going to entertain anything.
386
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:25,312
And this was a Lakers game.
387
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:28,383
I was sitting behind '70s
sex symbol Dyan Cannon.
388
00:15:29,817 --> 00:15:31,652
She was important to
me as a young man.
389
00:15:31,752 --> 00:15:34,121
Vitally important.
390
00:15:34,221 --> 00:15:35,523
Well, I mean, I get that.
391
00:15:35,656 --> 00:15:37,434
When-when I was younger,
I had the biggest crush
392
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,394
on Catherine Zeta-Jones.
393
00:15:39,494 --> 00:15:41,362
Mm-hmm.
394
00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:44,465
Well, for me, it's Sandy Squirrel.
395
00:15:47,267 --> 00:15:49,269
I'm sorry. From SpongeBob?
396
00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:53,574
Okay.
397
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,612
Mr. Poll Worker,
398
00:15:57,712 --> 00:15:59,046
may I have my ballot?
399
00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:00,480
Yes,
400
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,216
you may.
401
00:16:04,552 --> 00:16:05,785
Dave. Oh.
402
00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:08,389
Do you know how long you
spent with that voter?
403
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,090
You gonna tell me?
404
00:16:10,891 --> 00:16:12,826
- 42 seconds.
- Ooh.
405
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,228
Look at that line.
406
00:16:14,361 --> 00:16:17,231
- It's bulging out the door.
- Ooh.
407
00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:18,833
Yeah, it is.
408
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:22,369
I'm so sorry... Captain.
409
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,839
Don't let it happen again.
410
00:16:24,939 --> 00:16:27,575
Will I be in big trouble?
411
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,610
The biggest.
412
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,879
Y'all nasty.
413
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:38,686
Welcome to the Prop 19 Express,
414
00:16:38,786 --> 00:16:42,790
all brought to you by Yes on 19.
415
00:16:43,658 --> 00:16:46,159
Julian. What a coincidence.
416
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,562
Who do we have here?
417
00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:49,730
This is my mother.
418
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,398
Everybody calls her Mimsy.
419
00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:54,735
Mimsy. Now, you sure
she's not your sister?
420
00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:56,236
No, man.
421
00:16:57,838 --> 00:17:00,107
Please.
422
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,711
Okay. All right.
423
00:17:03,811 --> 00:17:05,879
"Are you sure that's not your sister?"
424
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,915
Good one, Pop.
425
00:17:09,316 --> 00:17:12,519
So, I take it you two are
426
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,521
solid Yes on 19-ers.
427
00:17:14,522 --> 00:17:17,091
Oh, you assume that, do you?
428
00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:20,194
And do you also assume
that I cannot read?
429
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:24,565
No, I-I just was, uh...
430
00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:26,901
Look, Prop 19 would
destroy Boyle Heights.
431
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:30,638
You-you want to bulldoze my mama
house for a sriracha factory?
432
00:17:33,474 --> 00:17:34,975
Calm down, Julian.
433
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:38,278
It would just make Boyle
Heights an empowerment zone.
434
00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:40,314
Empower my ass!
435
00:17:41,682 --> 00:17:43,382
Sorry, Mimsy.
436
00:17:43,383 --> 00:17:46,320
When you opened the Fusebox, you said
437
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:49,323
that you were going to be a
friend to the neighborhood.
438
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:50,890
And now you want to stick a knife
439
00:17:50,891 --> 00:17:53,861
in this little old lady's back
and throw her under the bus.
440
00:17:53,961 --> 00:17:56,163
Why would I do both?
441
00:17:57,231 --> 00:18:00,668
The question is, Calvin,
why would you do either?
442
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,443
So... this is not a
coincidence, is it?
443
00:18:09,544 --> 00:18:11,679
Hey, what can I say, Pop?
444
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:14,348
Malcolm's gonna Malcolm.
445
00:18:15,215 --> 00:18:16,651
Mimsy, you want a Topo-Chico?
446
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:19,219
No, she good.
447
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:22,923
Hey, Trey, are you excited?
448
00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:25,359
- It's your first time voting.
- It's not my first time.
449
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:27,194
I voted for Fantasia.
450
00:18:28,863 --> 00:18:30,598
Well, my bad.
451
00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:31,966
Hey, Mama, how's it going?
452
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:33,534
Uh, sorry, baby.
453
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,970
Dragon Lady says no chitchat.
454
00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:38,606
You know what, Tina?
455
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,641
The line is inside the door,
we've hit all our benchmarks.
456
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:44,979
You may have 30 seconds of small talk.
457
00:18:45,079 --> 00:18:47,113
Thank you, Gemma. That's so generous.
458
00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:49,283
You're welcome. 26.
459
00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:53,620
Oh, hey, Dad. You okay?
460
00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,823
No. I got Malcolmed.
461
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:57,658
Ah.
462
00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,294
Ah, yes. A verb meaning
"to shame someone
463
00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:02,162
while sitting on a high horse."
464
00:19:03,197 --> 00:19:06,299
Well, it's pretty nice up here.
465
00:19:08,969 --> 00:19:11,572
Now I got to make a
decision between doing
466
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:12,972
the honorable thing
467
00:19:12,973 --> 00:19:15,209
that will benefit a
whole community of people
468
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:16,543
or saving me enough money
469
00:19:16,644 --> 00:19:19,679
to buy me a nice little houseboat.
470
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,515
Yeah. Yeah, it's tricky.
471
00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:24,384
But I guess it's obvious
which one you got to choose.
472
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,153
Yeah.
473
00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:27,788
Which one was you thinking about?
474
00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,425
Here's your ballot, baby.
475
00:19:31,558 --> 00:19:34,729
Now I got to go vote my conscience.
476
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:36,382
Been riding around
in that van all day.
477
00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:38,599
All that little small talk.
I don't like small talk.
478
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:41,201
I don't like a lot of small talk...
479
00:19:41,936 --> 00:19:45,072
I spent $75 on snacks. $75.
480
00:19:47,007 --> 00:19:48,676
Do the right thing, but you know what?
481
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:51,154
I'm gonna do what's right, but
I ain't gonna be happy about it.
482
00:19:51,178 --> 00:19:53,212
But I hope you happy, Mimsy.
483
00:19:54,514 --> 00:19:56,250
Oh, shoot.
484
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:58,017
What?
485
00:19:58,018 --> 00:20:01,221
- I forgot my mnemonic device.
- Your what?
486
00:20:01,321 --> 00:20:02,841
My mnemonic device to help me remember
487
00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,224
what judges to vote for.
488
00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:05,525
Oh, uh, uh,
489
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:07,027
CRINKLYCRANK.
490
00:20:08,763 --> 00:20:10,497
Calvin, you know that's not it.
491
00:20:12,032 --> 00:20:14,268
Ah, okay. Vote.
492
00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:16,003
There. I did it.
493
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,604
Voted no.
494
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:21,041
Well, don't you feel better, Pop?
495
00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:23,576
Malcolm, I just helped
out a bunch of people
496
00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:24,979
that I don't even know.
497
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:26,212
Why would I feel better?
498
00:20:26,213 --> 00:20:27,447
Uh...
499
00:20:27,547 --> 00:20:29,416
Well, because, Calvin,
500
00:20:29,516 --> 00:20:31,652
you have something
that money can't buy.
501
00:20:31,786 --> 00:20:33,052
You have character,
and that's something
502
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:35,322
that no one can take away from you.
503
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:37,792
Yeah, I guess you're right, Dave.
504
00:20:37,892 --> 00:20:39,459
You know, I voted for your guy, too.
505
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:41,195
Braswick.
506
00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:44,131
Braswick.
507
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:45,632
BRGDLYBRAK!
508
00:20:53,222 --> 00:20:59,635
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