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First officer's log,
stardate 59482.3
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The Cerritos is holding position
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near the Veraflex nebula,
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where, for the last two
weeks, we have been hosting
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peace talks between its inhabitants,
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the Orbs and the Cubes,
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both photonic species
made of pure energy.
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The Orbs and the
Cubes have been at war
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since their home nebulas
collided over a century ago.
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Aah! Watch
where you're going, ball.
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You wish you had
curves like this, you pointy freak.
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Why don't you go shove
yourself in a circumscribed cylinder?
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- How dare you?
- Hey, hey.
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Brokering peace will require
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some complex diplomacy.
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And that's not the only
problem I have to deal with today.
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Almost... got it!
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Who said I couldn't stack 100 pieces
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of circular furniture
onto a single sled?
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I did.
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And it wasn't a
challenge, it was an order.
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Don't worry. I inverted
the weight threshold.
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This bad boy could hold
a freakin' neutron star.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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We're
gonna laugh about this later.
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I had no idea
photonic beings could be so petty.
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Now the Orbs are
complaining about all the edges.
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Now, how the hell am I
supposed to get rid of edges?
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You have any idea how
many edges are on a starship?
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That is it, I am done
with that new ensign.
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She disregards my orders,
breaks everything she touches
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and-and I think she's stealing
my kettlebells to mess with me.
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I can't make gains without my bells!
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Whoa, how do I not know
this obviously very cool person?
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- Yoink.
- Wha...
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Ensign Olly has just
transferred from the Reseda
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due to some sort of electrical fire
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and problems with her
commanding officers.
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Damn. And that whole
crew is reformed Maquis,
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they're nasty.
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Whoa, she's a demigod?!
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That's not Starfleet
terminology, but yes.
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Olly's the descendant
of the psychokinetic being
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that presented itself as Zeus.
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Didn't Kirk kick their asses?
I-I thought they all went off
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and became "one with
the wind" or whatever.
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Before that, they were prone
to... congregating with mortals.
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Ha! Been there.
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Damn, this girl keeps
getting cooler by the second.
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I can't chance
any more disruptions
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with the Orbs and Cubes on board.
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Commander, notify Admiral Vassery
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that Ensign Olly will
be leaving the Cerritos.
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W-Wait, hold up.
To go where?
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She's been removed
from six other ships.
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I assume this was her
last chance at Starfleet.
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Uh, people can change
if you let them. I'm proof.
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You just grabbed my PADD
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to access information
above your clearance.
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Come on, Mom, let me help her out.
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Eh, she makes a good point.
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Sometimes the most destructive ensigns
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just need someone to believe in them.
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Fine.
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But if she so much
as sneezes at a Cube,
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or an Orb,
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she'll be "one with the wind"
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just like her pawpaw.
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Don't worry, Mom, Olly's gonna
be Cerritos material in no time.
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Whoa!
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Ha, ha. Starting now.
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Aah! Hey, sled coming through!
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- I mean now, starting now.
- Get out of the way!
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Huh.
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I'll tell you, engineering feels
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more like catering whenever
photonics are on board.
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Those little fellas
gobble up power cells
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faster than you put
away chile rellenos.
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Ah, you know, I have the
computer omit the spice.
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You mind if I grab the
power cell from your PADD
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since you're always using
that alt universe one anyway?
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Alt universe?
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Good joke. We got a real
Ronald B. Moore over here.
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Working on your stand-up, huh?
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Huh? W-What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about the PADD
you stole from Beard Boimler
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on the parallel Cerritos.
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I could tell because the
bevel is 3.7% deeper.
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- Also it's red.
- Oh, yeah.
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Dang it. I was trying
to keep it a secret.
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No secrets from roomies. Sorry.
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Why are you so into
that thing, anyway?
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You saw that other Boimler...
so cool and successful.
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He was acting captain three times.
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If I copy him, then,
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maybe I can be cool, too.
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Okay, sure, or you
could just be yourself.
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Yes, exactly. Myself
from another dimension.
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- No, what I mean is...
- When the Orb and Cube peace talks
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happened in his universe,
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Beard Boimler and
Dr. T'Ana became pals.
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She even gave him a nickname: Flip!
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She did?
Dang.
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He is a cooler Boimler.
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Or maybe alt T'Ana is
less crusty and mean?
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I got to get a nickname from the doc
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before the Cubes and Orbs make peace.
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Does Doc even know your regular name?
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Unclear, but alt T'Ana invited Flip
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to her exclusive
bridge crew book club.
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That's the endgame.
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What does a book club
have to do with captaining?
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Apparently everything!
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This is not a good idea.
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Hmm. Looks like the first
thing Olly needs to learn
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- is how to be on time.
- Mariner.
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You are in your old bunk.
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The human susceptibility
to nostalgia is puzzling.
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Nah. Ensign Olly
and I have to entertain
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one of the diplomats' kids while
his dad argues about borders.
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I assume she would have
been removed from duty
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after the turbolift incident.
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Or the replicator incident.
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- Or the phaser incident.
- Out of my way, blue guy.
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Same for you, guy-looking guy.
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Ensign, you were supposed
to be here 30 minutes ago.
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I was testing this mini tractor beam
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and I must have lost track of time.
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You appear to have solved the unit's
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compression stability problems.
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Yep. So now I can stack
crates without having to move.
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Aah!
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That power surge
requires investigation.
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It's a work in progress.
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I love to see someone
work so hard at being lazy.
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I used to be an engineer,
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but apparently I was a "hazard"
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to the officers around me.
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That's right, you try
to think outside the box
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and they try to push you back in.
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Yeah!
Exactly.
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Are you sure you're Starfleet?
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Usually. Come on, we're late
picking up our teenage Cube.
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So, you know how there are all these
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photonic diplomats on board?
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They're hard to miss.
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One of the lead
Cubes' kids is acting up,
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locked themselves in their quarters.
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We're supposed to get it
out and show it a good time.
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We're babysitting?
Ugh!
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- That sucks.
- Yeah.
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Starfleet's kind of a "one for
me, nine for them" type deal.
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Quadralon?
Can we come in?
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Computer, override door controls.
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Authorization Mariner 53.
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Hey, sorry to bust in, but...
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What the hell?
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He trashed the place.
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Scans say this is photonic residue.
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You don't have to be Dixon Hill
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to see that some bad
went down in here.
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I'm sure there's a logical
explanation for all of this.
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Uh, yeah, logically, some
nasty-ass Orb murdered the Cube.
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Or... twist... a Cube
murdered the Cube
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but the Cube was an Orb in disguise!
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Maybe Quadralon
just had an energy cold
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and sneezed on the walls.
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Scans couldn't locate him, Captain.
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Rajik, when he fell in the chasm.
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Oh, foul play could
destroy these negotiations.
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Wasn't Quadralon
spending all their time in here
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vidscreening with friends?
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Apparently, they think
corporeal ships are boring.
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So, where's the
vidscreen they were using?
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She's right.
It's missing.
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Hey, crazy theory: Maybe
the cube-murdering orb took it.
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No accusations until
we have proof, Ensign.
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Ugh, it's obvious.
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My team will search for the computer.
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No. I can't have Security
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running around raising suspicions.
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How about us? Mariner
and I are low status enough
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to fly under the radar.
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I-I wouldn't call myself "low status."
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But, yeah, uh, she might be right.
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Uh, I...
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- Ransom to Freeman.
- Go ahead.
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We could use you in
the conference room.
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The Cubes have an
issue with article ten.
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They don't like that
the ten has a zero.
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- It's too round.
- On my way.
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Okay, you two can
investigate our missing Cube,
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but don't make a scene.
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- We won't.
- We might not.
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Kidding.
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Oh, if we get some Ferengi blood,
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we'll have an entire rainbow.
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Yeah, a rainbow of death.
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This stuff's riddled with viruses.
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Okay, for the last time, Lieutenant,
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a paper cut isn't a medical emergency.
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Oh, you know, I just,
uh, flipped on down here
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to see if I could shadow you.
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I've always wanted to
learn, uh, medical stuff.
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No.
off.
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- Well, we tried.
- If she doesn't call me Flip,
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I'll never get in good
with the bridge crew.
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What about Shaxs?
You're in the bear pack.
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He doesn't have a book club.
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I'm sure flipping through this
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medical book will be insightful.
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Love to flip each page
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to see what knowledge awaits me.
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That book is 300 years old.
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It was a gag gift because
of how stupid it is.
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I think you mean
how flipping stupid it is.
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What's wrong with Boimler?
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Eh, just the usual stuff.
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If you say "flip" one more time
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I'm gonna bite your nose off!
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Oh, point taken.
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Um I guess it's time
for me to leave...
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like this.
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Aah!
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Oh, medicine!
Aah!
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Nice going, -o.
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You just hyposprayed yourself
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with untested anesthetic.
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No, I'm good.
Let's go hang out
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and get to know each other.
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Finding Quadralon's computer
could lead us to his attacker.
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Hmm, I'm picking up a faint signature.
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I can't believe we have to
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share equipment with these savages.
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Why are you even working out,
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you two-dimensional?
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I'm 3D as hell!
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Aah! Don't look at
me. I'm not glowing.
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Oh, is that like being naked?
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- Yes!
- You look great.
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Somebody doesn't skip radius day.
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This is a waste of time.
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We should be searching
the Orbs' quarters.
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Huh, looks like the
missing computer is nearby.
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So, what's it like being a demigod?
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Got any cool powers?
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Who told you I was a demigod?
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It was in your file. Also
the leaf headband thingy.
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Not really a style us
mortals are known for rocking.
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It's called a laurel.
251
00:10:26,135 --> 00:10:27,243
It doesn't come off.
252
00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:29,115
It's a bioluminescent construct
253
00:10:29,151 --> 00:10:31,453
I inherited from my stupid ancestors.
254
00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:33,174
I'm just making conversation.
255
00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:34,509
I get a lot of questions about it.
256
00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:36,847
And no, I don't have any magic powers.
257
00:10:36,884 --> 00:10:38,388
I'm normal, like you.
258
00:10:38,425 --> 00:10:41,239
Well, I mean, I know if
anybody would call me normal.
259
00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,133
Whoa! Check this out.
260
00:10:43,170 --> 00:10:45,606
That naked creep's got
anti-Cube propaganda.
261
00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:48,190
"Time to shave those
edges off once and for all"?
262
00:10:48,226 --> 00:10:50,108
I mean, come on.
Case closed.
263
00:10:50,145 --> 00:10:51,860
Yeah, this is pretty bad.
264
00:10:52,014 --> 00:10:53,624
Okay, let's feel out this Orb.
265
00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,166
But I do the talking.
266
00:10:55,211 --> 00:10:56,698
Of course.
267
00:10:57,021 --> 00:10:58,982
Spill it, circle!
We're onto you.
268
00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:01,389
- Spill what?
- Stand down, Ensign.
269
00:11:01,778 --> 00:11:04,348
- Ugh.
- Rondus, I want to apologize for the intrusion.
270
00:11:04,384 --> 00:11:06,166
You witnessed me at my dullest.
271
00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:08,018
Do you know how humiliating that is?
272
00:11:08,054 --> 00:11:09,568
I do not, no.
I am not...
273
00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:10,796
I don't understand that.
274
00:11:10,832 --> 00:11:12,157
But I think we can make it up to you.
275
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,894
Olly, the bribe.
276
00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:18,428
Mmm. Sweet potential energy.
277
00:11:18,465 --> 00:11:21,473
I bet you're looking forward to
getting this treaty signed, huh?
278
00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:24,684
I am blessed to be part
of such a historic occasion.
279
00:11:24,721 --> 00:11:26,396
Even though you're dealing
with the Cubes?
280
00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:28,426
Look, it's just me, but,
281
00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:30,574
I've always
found them to be too pointy.
282
00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:32,044
They are stupid-looking,
283
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,192
the way they just kind of float there.
284
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,112
Yeah, totally.
285
00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:37,693
Sounds like you really hate them.
286
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,146
No.
The Cubes are weird,
287
00:11:39,182 --> 00:11:41,182
but I support an end to hostilities.
288
00:11:41,998 --> 00:11:44,274
We saw your anti-Cube rants, murderer!
289
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:46,478
- Ridorbulous!
- All right, hey, tone it down,
290
00:11:46,514 --> 00:11:47,814
like, a million notches.
291
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:50,152
I planned on destroying
that propaganda
292
00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:51,794
in a display of solidarity.
293
00:11:51,906 --> 00:11:53,092
Yeah, right.
294
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:54,748
You couldn't square the
thought of making peace,
295
00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,618
so you iced a Cube.
296
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,617
You have got to chill.
297
00:11:58,654 --> 00:12:00,721
This is exactly what we
didn't want to have happen.
298
00:12:00,757 --> 00:12:03,015
You're gonna kick
me off the ship, aren't you?
299
00:12:03,051 --> 00:12:05,433
No. No, I'm not.
I get it.
300
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,503
You just... You want
justice. I've been there.
301
00:12:07,539 --> 00:12:09,181
All you need is...
302
00:12:10,181 --> 00:12:11,199
- Hey!
- Come back here!
303
00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:12,565
Stop right there!
304
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,153
I can't believe I
botched that so hard.
305
00:12:16,189 --> 00:12:17,822
All that flip practicing was so easy
306
00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:18,949
with the gravity turned down.
307
00:12:18,985 --> 00:12:20,894
Does this have anything to
do with that alt universe PADD
308
00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:22,064
you're always secretly reading?
309
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,559
- You know about it, too?
- Yeah.
310
00:12:23,595 --> 00:12:24,809
It has a way wider bevel.
311
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,746
- It's red!
- Oh, yeah.
312
00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:28,900
Look, I'm
trying to trick Dr. T
313
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:30,292
into inviting me to her book club.
314
00:12:30,328 --> 00:12:32,543
Okay, so, just be yourself.
315
00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:33,814
That's what I said.
316
00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:35,453
Aw, twins!
317
00:12:35,490 --> 00:12:37,633
Didn't you learn this with
the whole Hawai'i thing?
318
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,768
Yeah, but this is different.
319
00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,343
Beard Boimler is me.
320
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,262
Listen to how casually
she talks to him.
321
00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:43,777
Hey,
lips, whenever you're done
322
00:12:43,813 --> 00:12:45,780
yourself up
the, hit me back.
323
00:12:45,816 --> 00:12:48,285
Till then, you!
Ha, ha.
324
00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,256
- Colorful.
- It's how she shows respect.
325
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:52,526
Oh, wow, she gets
way spicier with friends.
326
00:12:52,562 --> 00:12:55,206
That's why I
need to speak her language.
327
00:12:55,243 --> 00:12:56,943
- Caitian?
- Cursing.
328
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,794
Yeah, I don't think it's
gonna be as easy as that.
329
00:12:58,830 --> 00:13:00,154
Hey, Dr. T'Ana.
330
00:13:00,191 --> 00:13:01,502
- What do you want?
- nothing.
331
00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:03,379
What's crappenin' with you?
332
00:13:04,738 --> 00:13:06,285
What did you just call me?
333
00:13:07,493 --> 00:13:09,581
Uh, you know, 'cause you're a.
334
00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:12,160
Oh, ha-ha, he's still
loopy from the hypospr...
335
00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:13,488
I should split your face in half
336
00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:15,138
for talking to me like
that, you little twerp!
337
00:13:15,174 --> 00:13:16,547
Uh, why aren't you swearing?
338
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,637
How about this?!
339
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,759
You little...
340
00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:22,343
your face in!
341
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,181
Guys, I may...-
342
00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,528
piece of,
I will you up,
343
00:13:27,756 --> 00:13:29,977
and I will
and your!
344
00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:31,432
Stop it.
345
00:13:31,468 --> 00:13:32,645
Get back here.
346
00:13:33,363 --> 00:13:34,387
Uh-oh.
347
00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,025
I assure you, Sexagus,
348
00:13:36,062 --> 00:13:37,779
we're doing everything in our power
349
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:38,901
to find Quadralon.
350
00:13:38,938 --> 00:13:41,446
How long has my Cubelet been missing?
351
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,804
They're accusing us of murder!
352
00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:46,777
No one is
suggesting that any Orb
353
00:13:46,814 --> 00:13:48,015
murdered any Cube.
354
00:13:48,052 --> 00:13:49,954
The one with the leaf hat did.
355
00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:52,319
It's not a leaf hat, it's a laurel.
356
00:13:52,355 --> 00:13:54,302
And all I'm saying is
somebody murdered a Cube
357
00:13:54,338 --> 00:13:56,969
and it wasn't one of us.
358
00:13:57,005 --> 00:13:58,135
Ignore the ensign.
359
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,714
Please stay calm.
360
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,141
Hey, now that everyone knows,
we can more easily search
361
00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:03,885
for that melted computer.
362
00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:07,850
And where within
these accusations do you account for
363
00:14:07,886 --> 00:14:10,822
the disappearance
of my Orblet, Radiara?
364
00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:12,146
Your kid is missing, too?
365
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:14,979
- Perhaps they are the murderers.
- How dare you!
366
00:14:15,016 --> 00:14:18,066
Uh, maybe Quadralon
and Radiara got lost.
367
00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:19,506
At-at the same time.
368
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:20,610
Mysteriously.
369
00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:24,280
I am sick of these lying,
disgustingly rounded Orbs!
370
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:30,578
Aah, shape war!
371
00:14:53,678 --> 00:14:55,108
What are we doing back here?
372
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,827
Searching for the missing computer.
373
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:58,816
There's a war breaking out.
We got to help.
374
00:14:58,852 --> 00:15:01,052
You'll do anything to stop
me from finding it, won't you?
375
00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,944
What does that mean?
Hey, that's my locker.
376
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,758
It's just full of ancient robes and...
377
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:08,953
The computer!
378
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,786
The Orbs
must have planted it there.
379
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,256
Then how'd you know
it was melted, Olly?
380
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,855
You said it just a minute
ago, before we saw it.
381
00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,523
I know it's kind of worn out to say
382
00:15:16,559 --> 00:15:17,894
there's a logical explanation...
383
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,586
- Did you kill a kid?
- No!
384
00:15:20,623 --> 00:15:22,631
I got to Quadralon's quarters early
385
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:24,341
'cause I thought that's
where we were meeting.
386
00:15:24,377 --> 00:15:25,876
I saw the crime scene and panicked.
387
00:15:25,912 --> 00:15:27,178
I'm not exactly popular.
388
00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:28,581
Plus, with the electrical damage,
389
00:15:28,617 --> 00:15:30,686
someone would blame me and my powers.
390
00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:32,323
So I hid it, then ran to you.
391
00:15:32,359 --> 00:15:33,692
You told me you didn't have powers.
392
00:15:33,728 --> 00:15:35,852
Of course I have powers.
393
00:15:36,345 --> 00:15:38,855
My grandfather was Zeus.
394
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,190
My power just sucks.
395
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:46,069
Ah, that's why you keep causing
all those electrical mishaps
396
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,406
and getting kicked off ships.
397
00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:49,615
I didn't ask for lightning bolts.
398
00:15:49,717 --> 00:15:53,244
I joined Starfleet so I
could fix and build stuff.
399
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,803
I hid my powers so
people wouldn't be scared of me,
400
00:15:56,839 --> 00:15:58,375
like a Q or something.
401
00:15:58,412 --> 00:16:01,191
Well, to be fair, Q's are more
annoying than scary.
402
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,081
I thought you wanted to
fight the system, like me.
403
00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:05,841
But, you're your own person.
404
00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:07,377
I-I should have paid attention.
405
00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:09,636
And I shouldn't have
hidden the computer.
406
00:16:09,954 --> 00:16:11,521
We still have a mystery to solve
407
00:16:11,557 --> 00:16:13,514
- and a war to stop.
- How?
408
00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:16,518
- You might actually have to use those crappy powers.
- What?
409
00:16:16,554 --> 00:16:19,353
Mariner, I don't want
people to know! Mariner!
410
00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,806
- I'm here to help.
- Take cover.
411
00:16:34,842 --> 00:16:36,611
This is way out of your league.
412
00:16:37,993 --> 00:16:39,293
This is your chance, all right?
413
00:16:39,329 --> 00:16:41,168
Just like we talked
about. Can you do this?
414
00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:44,862
- I don't know!
- Olly. I believe in you.
415
00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:56,849
It's working!
You're doing great.
416
00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,388
I'm doing it.
417
00:16:58,425 --> 00:17:01,187
I'm not useless!
418
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,091
I took on too much power.
419
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:05,107
Get back!
420
00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:14,221
Did I end the war?
421
00:17:14,257 --> 00:17:16,619
Consider
our alliance terminated!
422
00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:20,289
Orbs, orbulate!
423
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:25,617
They're combining
into giant shapes, Captain.
424
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,653
They could be turning into anything.
425
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,099
Oh, my God, they...
426
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,442
You know what?
It-It's just a bigger orb
427
00:17:31,478 --> 00:17:32,635
and a bigger cube.
428
00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:34,387
They're not creative at all!
429
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,410
Ugh, this is all my fault!
430
00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:50,193
No, it's not.
You did your best.
431
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:52,560
No. I'm at my best
when I'm engineering,
432
00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:54,532
not trying to be a Zeus.
433
00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:57,324
Wait! I'm so stupid.
434
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,660
Stupid about what?
435
00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:00,980
Olly!
436
00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,074
Status report.
437
00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:11,414
- Shields at 20% and falling.
- Reserve power's almost gone.
438
00:18:12,138 --> 00:18:13,573
Get off my bridge.
439
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:15,009
Hey, I know Olly and
I the bed,
440
00:18:15,045 --> 00:18:16,872
but we deserve a chance
to change the sheets.
441
00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,515
- Ugh.
- It's a metaphor.
442
00:18:18,551 --> 00:18:19,598
Yeah, a bad one.
443
00:18:19,635 --> 00:18:21,005
You've had enough chances.
444
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,476
- Out, now.
- Wait.
445
00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:24,419
I can reconfigure the
ship's tractor beams
446
00:18:24,455 --> 00:18:26,221
so that it'll work on
a photonic signature.
447
00:18:26,257 --> 00:18:27,774
Tractor beams are for tractoring.
448
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,946
I can direct an electromagnetic field
449
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,068
into the nacelles.
450
00:18:31,105 --> 00:18:32,883
Which would weaken the photonics
451
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,323
and charge our shields
at the same time.
452
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,860
Are
you saying that'll work?
453
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:41,104
- It has to.
- Make it so.
454
00:18:52,127 --> 00:18:55,263
What
angled trickery is this?
455
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,262
It's not us.
We're being affected, too.
456
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,066
We don't
need energy to defeat you.
457
00:19:10,103 --> 00:19:12,568
Prepare
to be bounced upon.
458
00:19:13,561 --> 00:19:14,827
What's going on here?
459
00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:18,366
- Quadralon?
- Radiara?
460
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:20,446
Why isn't anybody glowing?
461
00:19:20,483 --> 00:19:21,787
We thought you were dead.
462
00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:23,725
Oh, uh...
No.
463
00:19:23,779 --> 00:19:25,706
We've been... together.
464
00:19:25,743 --> 00:19:28,012
Quadralon and I are in love.
465
00:19:29,288 --> 00:19:31,171
We knew
you'd never condone our union,
466
00:19:31,207 --> 00:19:32,547
even with the peace talks.
467
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:34,006
So we snuck off to a holodeck
468
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,258
after totally wrecking
Quadralon's room.
469
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,845
- He is an eager lover.
- Gross.
470
00:19:38,882 --> 00:19:40,806
Come on, clean up after yourselves.
471
00:19:40,842 --> 00:19:43,016
Leaving
a mess is part of our kink.
472
00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:46,018
Ugh, we thought that was
evidence! I touched that!
473
00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:48,401
You have
been intimate with a cube?
474
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,514
Extremely.
475
00:19:49,551 --> 00:19:51,450
There's someone we'd
like for you to meet.
476
00:19:51,486 --> 00:19:53,443
Hey,
everybody. Surprise! It's me.
477
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:55,181
Whee!
478
00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:57,613
This is our child, SquAaron.
479
00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,074
It has far too much energy.
480
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,117
Happy to be here.
481
00:20:01,154 --> 00:20:03,443
SquAaron is... perfect.
482
00:20:03,488 --> 00:20:05,624
Who knew Orbs and Cubes were capable
483
00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:07,334
of producing such beauty?
484
00:20:07,371 --> 00:20:09,167
I want juice.
Let's play hide-and-seek.
485
00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:10,606
Why does he have such a big head?
486
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,670
Do not give him juice.
487
00:20:12,707 --> 00:20:15,090
Perhaps
there's hope for us after all.
488
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,160
Let us return to the
negotiating table.
489
00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:19,427
Agreed.
We will work together
490
00:20:19,464 --> 00:20:22,179
to forge the Treaty of SquAaron.
491
00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:24,939
That's me.
492
00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:28,006
Uh, what
is this? What do I do?
493
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,111
I've been a parent for five minutes.
494
00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,164
Ooh! Ah.
495
00:20:51,803 --> 00:20:53,253
Uh, what happened?
496
00:20:53,289 --> 00:20:55,213
- Did I have a lightning bolt in my ass?
- Oh, yeah.
497
00:20:55,249 --> 00:20:58,450
And my report detailing the
extremely unique procedure
498
00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:00,554
to remove it will be legendary.
499
00:21:00,837 --> 00:21:04,104
Finally, I'll get some real
clout in the medical community.
500
00:21:04,141 --> 00:21:05,932
They'll probably name
this the T'Ana Procedure.
501
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:07,004
Glad I could help.
502
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,074
I'm gonna go to my room.
503
00:21:08,111 --> 00:21:09,269
and
sleep for the rest of the mission.
504
00:21:09,305 --> 00:21:11,482
- How long is it... five years?
- No way, -o.
505
00:21:11,518 --> 00:21:12,772
My book club's meeting tonight.
506
00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:14,543
- You got to swing by.
- Really?
507
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,380
Just make sure to
bring a pillow to sit on.
508
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,538
Those cheeks are gonna
be for days.
509
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:23,094
Whoa, Doc really likes you.
510
00:21:23,131 --> 00:21:24,493
I can't believe it actually worked.
511
00:21:24,529 --> 00:21:25,743
You got a nickname.
512
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,832
o!
513
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,848
Yeah, and she said
it with such warmth.
514
00:21:28,884 --> 00:21:30,757
Staying true to yourself is wrong.
515
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:32,482
You got to copy someone better.
516
00:21:32,518 --> 00:21:34,436
No, that-that's not the
lesson to take from this.
517
00:21:34,472 --> 00:21:36,546
Billups has a biweekly
aquatic aerobics class.
518
00:21:36,582 --> 00:21:38,382
- No, no, no.
- I got to use that PADD to get in.
519
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,091
- Ooh, great idea.
- No, no, no, guys.
520
00:21:40,127 --> 00:21:41,369
PADD pals are gonna be unstoppable.
521
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:42,851
You can't just crib your personalities
522
00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,013
from a stolen PADD.
523
00:21:44,049 --> 00:21:45,851
- Yes, we can!
- Yeah!
524
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:49,056
Despite
my earlier misgivings,
525
00:21:49,092 --> 00:21:51,589
there's a place for you
on the Cerritos after all.
526
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,594
I'm sorry for causing any doubt.
527
00:21:53,631 --> 00:21:55,922
Tomorrow, you'll be
reassigned to Engineering.
528
00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:57,727
It's clearly where you belong.
529
00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,787
You got a real eye for
power systems, Ensign.
530
00:21:59,823 --> 00:22:01,623
I'm happy to have you join the team.
531
00:22:01,659 --> 00:22:04,028
I've never felt so supported before.
532
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:05,642
This is amazing.
533
00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:06,709
Thank Mariner.
534
00:22:06,745 --> 00:22:09,347
She saw it in you when we couldn't.
535
00:22:09,436 --> 00:22:11,257
But first, you're spending
the night in the brig.
536
00:22:11,293 --> 00:22:12,355
What?
537
00:22:12,391 --> 00:22:13,624
But I saved everyone.
538
00:22:13,661 --> 00:22:15,710
Yeah, you also lied and
hid a bunch of evidence.
539
00:22:15,746 --> 00:22:16,950
Oh, come on.
540
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,213
You're not really
putting me in the brig.
541
00:22:20,002 --> 00:22:22,028
I have rights!
This is tyranny!
542
00:22:22,065 --> 00:22:23,802
The bench is actually
pretty comfy in there.
543
00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:25,053
Don't act like we're friends.
544
00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:26,325
We are nothing alike.
545
00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:28,108
And guess what?
I love the brig.
546
00:22:28,145 --> 00:22:29,696
This is my favorite place.
547
00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,469
Yeah, you're right.
We're totally different.
548
00:22:34,749 --> 00:22:36,984
- What are you doing?
- I am keeping you company
549
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:39,053
so we can get a chance
to know each other better.
550
00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,467
No.
Leave me alone.
551
00:22:40,504 --> 00:22:42,987
Being Cerritos strong
means no more secrets.
552
00:22:43,098 --> 00:22:44,680
So, tell me about your gramps.
553
00:22:44,716 --> 00:22:46,053
Did he, uh, did he smite?
554
00:22:46,089 --> 00:22:47,757
This is my brig time, not yours.
555
00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:49,671
- What about your mom?
- I don't want to open up!
556
00:22:49,707 --> 00:22:52,080
I'm a loner! I keep
personal stuff bottled up
557
00:22:52,116 --> 00:22:53,665
deep in the darkest parts of my soul!
558
00:22:53,701 --> 00:22:54,975
- Ooh, have you met Medusa?
- Ugh.
559
00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:56,366
Is she cool?
I feel like she'd like me.
560
00:22:56,402 --> 00:22:58,336
Now, do they all have
names... the snakes?
561
00:22:58,372 --> 00:23:00,547
Are they multiple snakes or
are they just one big snake
562
00:23:00,583 --> 00:23:02,461
with a bunch of faces?
563
00:23:02,497 --> 00:23:05,326
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