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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Being a delivery boy
for the South Park Gazette
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is a noble privilege.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis.
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It's just that I have to get up
at 4 a.m. to deliver your paper,
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and then I go to school all day.
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Oh, wah, wah, wah.
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We've all got problems, pussy.
Get used to it.
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You aren't delivering
the papers on time!
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My bike had a busted pedal,
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but I got it fixed, so there
won't be a problem anymore.
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Is that your bike out there?
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Yeah. Why?
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'Cause it's being towed.
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What?!
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Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?
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- This your bike?
- Yes!
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It's on the impound list.
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You owe the county for tickets.
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[ Whirring, clicking ]
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No, dude!
I need my bike to do my job!
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Yeah. Well, my job
is to tow this bike.
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You want it back,
you talk to the county.
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No, no!
Do not tow my bike!
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Stop, asshole!
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Ugh!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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- [ Knock on door ]
- Yes. Come in.
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Hi.
My name is Stan Marsh.
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I was told to come down here
and try to --
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Yes.
Come in, Mr. Marsh.
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I've been told
all about your case.
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Impounded bicycle --
$83 owed to the county.
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Maybe you should get a job.
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I got a job, but without my bike
to do my paper route,
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I can't make the money, see?
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Stan Marsh is
a bright young man.
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He's got a great family,
a promising paper route.
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- Only problem is...
- [ Needle scratches ]
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...his bike's been impounded!
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[ Rock music plays ]
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But now he's about to find out
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that getting his bike back
isn't so easy.
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[ Music stops ]
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Look.
I really need my bike.
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Well, I'm afraid
I can't give it to you
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because then you wouldn't learn
anything.
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What do I have to learn?
This isn't fair!
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Whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
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I've looked your case over,
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and I think maybe we can cut
a little deal here.
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According to
your background check,
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when you were in kindergarten,
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you played on the Park County
pee wee hockey team.
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Yeah?
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Well, it just so happens
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that the pee wee hockey team
this year needs a coach!
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- Me?
- [ Up-tempo music plays ]
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Stan Marsh is a washed-up
fourth grader.
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He's got no job, no bicycle,
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and his only way out
is to coach...
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- [ Needle scratches ]
- ...a pee wee hockey team!
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And now he's about to find out
that to coach,
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you've got to grow.
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[ Rock music playing ]
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Ow!
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Oh, boy.
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Uh, all right, guys.
Over here. Come over here.
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Oh!
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We've got a lot of work to do
and not much time to do it in.
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Who are you?
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My name is Stan,
and I'm your new coach.
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We just need to kind of organize
a little bit and practice our --
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Coach, I have to go potty.
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All right. Fine.
Go ahead.
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By myself?
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Just hold it awhile, okay?
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What does passing mean?
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When you shoot the puck
to another player.
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My mommy says
I'm as big as the sky!
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Coach, Morgan spit on my foot!
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I did not!
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All right, all right! Shut up!
We're going to practice.
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You two guys play defense,
and you play goalie.
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I can't play goalie.
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Why not?
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My doctor says
I'm not supposed to.
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- You got asthma or something?
- No. He has cancer.
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What?
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Nelson has leukemia.
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It's already spread
to his bone marrow.
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I don't want to have cancer!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Uh, it's okay.
Don't cry.
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But why me, Coach?
Why?
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Coach, why do people get cancer?
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Oh, Jesus.
Can we just practice?
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Are we gonna get cancer
if we play with Nelson, Coach?
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No!
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- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- Well, well, well.
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If it isn't
the Park County losers!
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, no!
Adams County!
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We just thought we'd check out
the ice for the game tomorrow.
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Gavin Throttle, coach
of the Adams County team.
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Hey.
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Look, why don't you
just give up?
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You can't beat us.
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You really want to embarrass
your players?
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Our coach
isn't gonna let us lose!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Fine.
If that's the way you want it.
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See you tomorrow, Coach.
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Adams team!
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ALL:
Right follow!
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Coach, please don't let us lose
to Adams County.
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My daddy will beat me again.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Jesus Christ.
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Stanley, where have you been?
It's almost bedtime.
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Your mother's been worried sick,
and I've been watching TV!
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I got a new job.
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I'm finally gonna be able
to pay off all the money I owe.
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- Oh. Well, that's good.
- What kind of job?
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I'm working with
the pee wee hockey league.
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What? With the --
Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.
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You gave up playing hockey
a long time ago.
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I'm not playing.
I'm coaching.
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Have you forgotten what happened
all those years ago?
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Or are you just trying to
make up for it?
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What are you talking about?
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Your pee wee hockey game!
The Pepsi Center?
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In between periods
of the Colorado Avalanche?
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I remember going to Shakey's
afterwards.
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Stan, you can't put your family
through this again,
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whatever your reasons are.
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I'm tired.
I'm going to bed.
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[ Door closes ]
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What are we going to do, Sharon?
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- What?
- Don't you get it?
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He's getting back into hockey
to prove something to himself,
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so he can forget what happened
in that pee wee skirmish.
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Maybe he doesn't remember.
He was only 4.
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Oh, he remembers.
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I'm sure it eats at him
every single day.
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[ Harp plays ]
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ANNOUNCER:
And we're about out of time
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here in yet another scoreless
pee wee hockey game.
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That's number 7, Stan Marsh,
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skating towards the goal,
sort of.
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But he doesn't have the puck.
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Ow!
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[ Farts ]
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I crapped 'em!
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Mommy, I crapped 'em!
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ANNOUNCER: Oh, and it appears
the goalie has pooped his pants.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Oh, and look at this!
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Little Stan Marsh actually has
a shot at the goal!
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[Audience gasps ]
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Stan, shoot it!
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ANNOUNCER:
Time is running out!
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Stan Marsh with a chance to win!
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You got it, Stan!
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Take the shot!
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Take the shot!
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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No-o-o-o!
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Oh, that's the end of the game!
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How disappointing.
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[ Screams ]
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- [ Gasps ]
- [ Screaming ]
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Randy, what's wrong?
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Oh!
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Oh.
Oh, Sharon, it was horrible.
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It was like I was living it
all over again.
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- [ Whistle blows ]
- All right, guys.
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Tonight is our big game
against Adams County.
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We still have all day
to practice.
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MAN:
Coach! Hey, Coach!
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Could we talk to you, please?
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We're the Browns,
Nelson's parents.
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Oh.
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Our little Nelson, he's...
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taken a turn for the worse,
I'm afraid.
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His cancer is... real bad.
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[ Sobbing ]
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Oh.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Doctors say this could be it.
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How am I supposed to do it,
Coach?
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How do I look a 5-year-old
child in the eye
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and tell him
he's not gonna live?
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You tell me, Coach!
You tell me how!
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Stop it, Jack!
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He doesn't mean to take it out
on you, Coach.
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No, I don't mean
to take it out on you, Coach.
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It's just... I don't know
what to say to him, Coach.
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Neither of us do.
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What do you say to somebody
who's dying, huh?
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I don't know.
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Will you talk to him, Coach?
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He looks up to you.
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No, I think you ought to.
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No, I'm just his father.
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But you're his coach!
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You're like a father to him!
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Please, Coach.
He's -- He's counting on you.
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Please, Coach.
He's counting on you.
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[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]
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Oh, uh, hey, Nelson.
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Oh. [ Coughs ]
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Hi, Coach.
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Dude, I can come back later.
Is this a bad time for you?
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Yeah, it's a pretty bad time
for me, Coach.
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I'm only 5 and I'm dying.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Coach, what's it like
when you die?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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I would think
that it's a lot like it was
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before you were born?
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How come I have to die now?
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Ugh.
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I mean, how come
I don't get to grow up?
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God damn it.
Dude, I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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No, what I mean is
nobody really knows, see?
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But everyone does it.
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It's not like everyone else
gets to live
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and only you have to die.
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Everyone's gonna die.
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You feel better now?
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I think so.
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Okay. Great.
I-I got to get to the stadium.
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But, uh, hang in there,
all right?
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Thanks, Coach.
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Will you do me just one favor,
Coach?
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The game tonight --
I'm gonna be watching, so...
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could you...
make it so I don't have cancer?
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N -- Dude, I told you --
I can't do that.
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Well, then will you just...
win for me?
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Okay.
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[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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Stan Marsh has always lived
a carefree life.
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But in the blink of an eye,
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what seemed important before
can all be put in perspective.
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Stan Marsh is...
bummin' on cancer.
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[ Music stops ]
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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ANNOUNCER: Welcome, parents,
to this pee wee hockey match
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between Park County
and Adams County.
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ALL:
Win! Win! Win! Win!
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Win! Win! Win! Win!
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Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
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Coach, can I talk to you
for a second?
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Come to surrender, Coach?
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Look, there's a kid on my team
who's got cancer,
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and he wants us to win this game
really bad,
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so could you just give us
kind of a break?
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Ha! I don't think so, Coach.
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We're gonna beat you
into the ground, cancer or no.
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Win, win, win, win!
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ALL:
Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win...
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All right, guys. Listen.
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I saw Nelson in the hospital,
and he asked me one thing.
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He said he wanted us
to win this game for him.
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So... if we lose,
we're gonna kill Nelson?
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Oh, Jesus!
No!
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I don't want to be a murderer!
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Relax! If we lose,
we're not gonna be murderers.
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If we lose,
are we gonna get cancer?
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!
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I don't want cancer!
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[ Buzzer sounds ]
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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[ Sticks clicking ]
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They look pretty strong, Coach.
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I think Nelson's gonna die
for sure.
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[ Blur's "Song 2" plays ]
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Good luck, Coach.
You're gonna need it.
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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Yeah!
Let's go, Adams!
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
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- Let's go, Park! Come on!
- ♪ All of the time ♪
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♪ But I'm never sure
why I need you ♪
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♪ Pleased to meet you ♪
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- ♪ I got my head checked ♪
- That's it, Brian! Kill him!
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♪ By a jumbo jet ♪
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- ♪ It wasn't easy ♪
- Get near the puck!
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♪ But nothing is ♪
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♪ No ♪
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00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,412
♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ When I feel heavy metal ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ And I'm pins
and I'm needles ♪
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♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
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♪ Well, I lie and I'm easy ♪
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♪ All the time,
but I'm never sure ♪
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- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
- [ Buzzer sounds ]
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ANNOUNCER:
And that's the end of the game.
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The result is a tie.
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A tie?
Well, what does that mean?
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Stan Marsh was supposed to
win it all --
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the big game,
a dying boy's hope.
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- Only problem is...
- [ Needle scratches ]
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- ...he tied!
- [ Rock music plays ]
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And now he's about to find out
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that tying isn't the same
as winning.
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[ Music stops ]
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So did we kill Nelson or not?
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[ Monitor beeping ]
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Hello?
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Coach!
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How are you feeling?
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I feel pretty good,
except for the cancer.
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[ Coughing ]
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Coach... does God hate me?
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Oh, hello, Coach.
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Hi, Doc.
How is he doing?
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00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:02,143
Well, he isn't worse,
but he isn't getting better.
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00:14:02,269 --> 00:14:05,647
It's almost as if...
his cancer were tied.
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Oh, boy.
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00:14:07,190 --> 00:14:08,567
[ Coughs ]
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00:14:08,692 --> 00:14:11,528
Oh, my cancer hurts.
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00:14:11,653 --> 00:14:14,573
He seems to have put all his
hope into you winning that game.
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00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:18,243
And with a tie, he's in
a kind of... cancer limbo.
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00:14:18,368 --> 00:14:19,452
But what can I do?
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00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:21,705
Stan Marsh!
Stan Marsh!
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Great news!
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00:14:22,831 --> 00:14:24,916
Our hockey team
has just been invited
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to play against Denver County
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00:14:27,002 --> 00:14:29,212
during a Colorado Avalanche
game!
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00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:32,340
Wow!
At the Pepsi Center?
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00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:33,842
Look.
He's coming around again.
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00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:36,803
That's our biggest game ever!
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00:14:36,928 --> 00:14:39,598
Do you think we can win, Coach?
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00:14:39,723 --> 00:14:42,142
Well, uh, I mean...
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00:14:42,726 --> 00:14:44,185
[ Dramatic music plays ]
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00:14:44,311 --> 00:14:46,771
Imagine if there was one game,
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one chance
to make everything right.
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00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:52,652
Stan Marsh is being given
that chance.
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But to win, he's gonna have
to pull out all the stops in...
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"Stanley's Cup," rated R.
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00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:02,120
[ Music stops ]
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00:15:02,245 --> 00:15:04,164
[ Monitor beeping, air hissing ]
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00:15:04,289 --> 00:15:06,207
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll beat 'em.
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00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,919
All right!
Maybe there is hope for me!
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00:15:11,338 --> 00:15:13,173
Just be aware of this, Coach.
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00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:15,133
If you lose the big game,
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00:15:15,258 --> 00:15:17,385
that little boy
is gonna die faster
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00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:20,764
than Steve Irwin in a tank
full of stingrays.
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00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:25,352
Coach, what the hell
were you thinking?!
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00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,687
We can't beat Denver County!
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00:15:27,812 --> 00:15:29,064
Well, sure we can!
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00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:33,526
Last time we played Denver,
they scored seven times.
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00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:36,821
Look, guys, I believe in you.
Nelson believes in you.
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00:15:36,946 --> 00:15:38,239
Doesn't that count for anything?
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00:15:38,365 --> 00:15:40,909
No, 'cause they're
gonna kill us!
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00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,285
They're not gonna kill us.
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00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:46,915
That's what Steve Irwin said
about those stingrays.
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00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,002
Haven't you guys ever seen
these movies?
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00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:52,563
We're just supposed
to rally together,
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00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,464
believe in ourselves,
and we win in the end.
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00:15:54,589 --> 00:15:57,467
No, in the movies,
they always go out
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00:15:57,592 --> 00:16:01,346
and find a kid who's really good
to join the team.
381
00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:03,014
Hey, that's right.
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00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:04,474
We need a ringer.
383
00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:08,103
We need a Canadian.
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00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,322
Wow!
He's good!
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00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:20,782
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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00:16:20,907 --> 00:16:21,783
Stan, I told you.
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00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:23,428
My mom doesn't want
Ike playing hockey.
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00:16:23,535 --> 00:16:24,575
She thinks it's dangerous.
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00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:25,912
It's just for one game.
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00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,330
He won't get hurt, I promise.
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00:16:29,374 --> 00:16:30,917
ALL:
Yeah!
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00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,978
All right, but it's gonna take
more than one good player
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00:16:33,002 --> 00:16:34,129
to beat the champions, Stan.
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00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,673
You'd better have
a really good game plan.
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00:16:45,473 --> 00:16:47,267
Can you believe it, Stan?
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00:16:47,392 --> 00:16:48,685
The Pepsi Center.
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00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,563
You're going back to the place
where it all happened.
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00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:55,275
The same place where you missed
that shot all those years ago.
399
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,080
Dad, I'm working on my game plan
right now.
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00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:59,112
You have to understand
why I can't go.
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00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:01,990
I can't...
sit there in that same crowd
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00:17:02,115 --> 00:17:04,826
and watch you destroy yourself
again.
403
00:17:04,951 --> 00:17:06,369
Oh, Stan.
404
00:17:06,995 --> 00:17:11,207
Of all the places, why did it
have to be the Pepsi Center?
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00:17:11,332 --> 00:17:13,835
All right. All right.
I'll go.
406
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:16,171
No, no.
I want to go.
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00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,672
I'm gonna be there for you,
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00:17:17,797 --> 00:17:20,175
and I'll be rooting louder
than anybody,
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00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,094
saying, "That's my son!"
410
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:28,141
And just remember, Stan,
win or lose...
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00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:33,438
Those are your two options --
win... or lose.
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00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:39,573
[ Dramatic music plays ]
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00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:42,200
[ Indistinct shouting ]
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00:17:42,326 --> 00:17:44,953
Yeah! Get him!
Get him!
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00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:50,292
ANNOUNCER: The shot is blocked!
What a great save!
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00:17:51,376 --> 00:17:52,377
[ Buzzer sounds ]
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00:17:52,502 --> 00:17:54,212
And that's the end
of the second period,
418
00:17:54,338 --> 00:17:55,964
with the score tied, 2 all.
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00:17:56,089 --> 00:17:58,133
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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00:17:58,258 --> 00:17:59,926
And now please put
your hands together
421
00:18:00,052 --> 00:18:01,845
for three minutes
of exhibition play
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00:18:01,970 --> 00:18:04,723
from some of our state's finest
pee wee hockey players.
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00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:08,268
All right, you guys. This is it.
The moment is here.
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00:18:08,393 --> 00:18:09,936
We've been through a lot
together,
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00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:11,855
and according to every movie
ever made,
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00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,482
we're going to win this game.
427
00:18:13,607 --> 00:18:14,691
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
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00:18:14,816 --> 00:18:17,611
Just don't forget, there's
a little boy in the hospital
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00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:20,781
who's really counting on us,
so let's not let him down.
430
00:18:20,906 --> 00:18:21,907
Are you with me?
431
00:18:22,032 --> 00:18:23,032
- All right!
- Yeah!
432
00:18:23,075 --> 00:18:24,868
- Let's do it!
- Let's win it for Nelson!
433
00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:27,245
All right!
Let's go win!
434
00:18:27,371 --> 00:18:29,206
Sorry, boys.
You aren't playing tonight.
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00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:30,707
- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Huh?
436
00:18:30,832 --> 00:18:32,626
The other pee wee hockey team
didn't show up.
437
00:18:32,751 --> 00:18:33,991
There's nobody for you to play.
438
00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:35,446
Thanks for making the trip,
though.
439
00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:38,465
- We don't get to play?
- We don't get to play?
440
00:18:38,590 --> 00:18:40,092
So then we win?
441
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:42,260
No.
Nobody wins.
442
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:43,553
Hey.
Hey, you can't do this!
443
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:46,306
We -- We've been through all
the stupid emotional crap!
444
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:48,934
Well, you've got nobody to play.
There's nothing we can do.
445
00:18:49,059 --> 00:18:50,579
But it isn't supposed to end
like this!
446
00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:51,895
Hey, hold on a second.
447
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:54,356
If these kids have been through
a lot of emotional changes,
448
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,066
- then they have to play.
- Yeah.
449
00:18:56,191 --> 00:18:57,859
Well, who are they gonna play?
450
00:18:57,984 --> 00:18:59,319
They can take our place.
451
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,279
Yeah.
Let 'em play the Red Wings.
452
00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:03,323
- Play the Red Wings?
- [ Up-tempo music plays ]
453
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:06,326
Stan Marsh coaches
a pee wee hockey team,
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00:19:06,451 --> 00:19:09,246
- but now they're going...
- [ Needle scratches ]
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00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:11,957
- ...to play in the big leagues!
- [ Rock music plays ]
456
00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:14,710
They've got small bodies
but big hearts.
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00:19:14,835 --> 00:19:17,671
Stan Marsh is...
goin' professional!
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00:19:17,796 --> 00:19:18,672
[ Music stops ]
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00:19:18,797 --> 00:19:20,215
- All right!
- Give 'em hell, boys!
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00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,049
Yeah! Yeah!
461
00:19:21,174 --> 00:19:23,135
ANNOUNCER:
It's a tie game here in Colorado
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00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,137
as we get set to start
the final period.
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00:19:25,262 --> 00:19:26,596
Your attention, please.
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00:19:26,722 --> 00:19:28,473
For this third and final period,
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00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,183
the Detroit Red Wings
will be playing
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00:19:30,308 --> 00:19:32,936
the Park County
pee wee hockey team.
467
00:19:33,061 --> 00:19:36,314
[ Dramatic music plays ]
468
00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:40,735
Oh!
469
00:19:40,777 --> 00:19:42,279
Ow!
470
00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:44,990
- Ow!
- [Audience gasps ]
471
00:19:45,115 --> 00:19:46,283
Jesus Christ!
472
00:19:47,325 --> 00:19:48,827
[ Grunts ]
473
00:19:48,952 --> 00:19:50,787
Stop!
Stop this!
474
00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:52,330
Let them play!
475
00:19:52,456 --> 00:19:54,249
CROWD:
Let them play!
476
00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:55,917
Let them play!
477
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:58,670
[ Crowd cheering ]
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00:19:58,795 --> 00:20:01,214
- [ Screams ]
- [ Cheers and applause ]
479
00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:04,843
- [ Grunts ]
- Hey, can they do that?
480
00:20:04,968 --> 00:20:06,636
Ow! No!
481
00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:07,846
Oh!
482
00:20:09,514 --> 00:20:10,974
Aah!
483
00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,603
- [Audience groans ]
- [ Grunts ]
484
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,190
Aah!
485
00:20:22,319 --> 00:20:23,779
[ Buzzer sounds,
audience cheers ]
486
00:20:23,904 --> 00:20:27,115
- ♪ We are the champions ♪
- We did it! We did it!
487
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,159
♪ My friends ♪
488
00:20:30,911 --> 00:20:34,831
♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
489
00:20:34,956 --> 00:20:37,709
♪ Till the end ♪
490
00:20:38,919 --> 00:20:42,631
♪ We are the champions ♪
491
00:20:42,756 --> 00:20:46,551
♪ We are the champions ♪
492
00:20:46,676 --> 00:20:48,929
♪ No time for losers ♪
493
00:20:49,054 --> 00:20:50,096
No!
494
00:20:50,222 --> 00:20:52,474
Not again!
No!
495
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,435
♪ ...the champions ♪
496
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,560
♪ Of the world ♪
497
00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:58,146
I hate you, Coach.
498
00:20:58,271 --> 00:20:59,356
I hate you.
499
00:20:59,481 --> 00:21:02,234
♪ ...my friends ♪
500
00:21:02,859 --> 00:21:06,738
♪ And we'll keep on fighting ♪
501
00:21:06,863 --> 00:21:08,615
♪ Till the end ♪
502
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:10,534
Thank you, Dad.
503
00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:14,162
- I'm proud of you, boy.
- ♪ We are the champions ♪
504
00:21:14,287 --> 00:21:18,124
♪ We are the champions ♪
505
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,628
♪ No time for losers ♪
506
00:21:21,753 --> 00:21:26,716
♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
507
00:21:26,842 --> 00:21:28,051
♪ Of the world ♪
508
00:21:28,176 --> 00:21:29,427
[ Crowd chanting "Red Wings" ]
509
00:21:29,553 --> 00:21:31,638
[ Monitor beeping ]
510
00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:33,139
No hope.
511
00:21:33,265 --> 00:21:35,392
No hope.
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CROWD:
Red Wings! Red Wings!
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Red Wings! Red Wings!
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Yeah!
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