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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:14,783 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:14,908 --> 00:00:16,493 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:16,618 --> 00:00:18,161 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,372 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:21,498 --> 00:00:23,082 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:23,208 --> 00:00:24,518 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:24,542 --> 00:00:27,921 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:28,046 --> 00:00:30,965 Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! 9 00:00:31,090 --> 00:00:35,720 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:37,722 --> 00:00:39,098 MR. MACKEY: M'kay, students. 11 00:00:39,223 --> 00:00:42,268 We have a very special guest speaker today. 12 00:00:42,393 --> 00:00:46,439 Who can tell me the name of our country's last vice president? 13 00:00:46,564 --> 00:00:48,107 Dick Cheney? 14 00:00:48,232 --> 00:00:49,567 No, the last one. 15 00:00:49,692 --> 00:00:50,818 Bill Clinton! 16 00:00:50,943 --> 00:00:53,196 No, Clinton's vice president. 17 00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:57,492 He is here today to talk to you students 18 00:00:57,617 --> 00:01:00,161 about some very serious issues. 19 00:01:00,286 --> 00:01:02,413 Please welcome Al Gore! 20 00:01:02,538 --> 00:01:05,083 [ Light applause ] 21 00:01:06,459 --> 00:01:07,335 Who? 22 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:10,713 Thank you, Mr. Mackey, students of South Park Elementary. 23 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,840 I am here to educate you 24 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:16,177 about the single biggest threat to our planet. 25 00:01:16,302 --> 00:01:18,513 You see, there is something out there 26 00:01:18,638 --> 00:01:20,890 which threatens our very existence 27 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:24,227 and may be the end to the human race as we know it. 28 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:30,108 I'm talking, of course, about ManBearPig. 29 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:32,151 ManBearPig? 30 00:01:32,276 --> 00:01:35,404 It is a creature which roams the earth alone. 31 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:40,868 It is half man, half bear, and half pig. 32 00:01:40,993 --> 00:01:45,206 Some people say that ManBearPig isn't real. 33 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:47,125 Well, I'm here to tell you now, 34 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:52,296 ManBearPig is very real, and he most certainly exists. 35 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:54,090 I'm cereal. 36 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,927 ManBearPig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. 37 00:01:58,052 --> 00:02:00,847 ManBearPig simply wants to get you. 38 00:02:00,972 --> 00:02:03,391 I'm super cereal. 39 00:02:05,309 --> 00:02:09,814 But have no fear, because I am here to save you. 40 00:02:09,939 --> 00:02:13,776 And someday, when the world is rid of ManBearPig, 41 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:17,196 everyone will say, "Thank you, Al Gore. 42 00:02:17,321 --> 00:02:19,532 You're super awesome." 43 00:02:19,657 --> 00:02:21,868 The end. 44 00:02:21,993 --> 00:02:25,955 Uh, okay. Thank you, Mr. Gore. 45 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,291 Thank you, class. 46 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,751 Excelsior! 47 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,924 [ Chuckling ] 48 00:02:37,049 --> 00:02:39,010 Check out this sweet move. 49 00:02:39,135 --> 00:02:40,845 Kyle, you can't block like that! 50 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:42,430 Just play the game, fat-ass. 51 00:02:42,555 --> 00:02:43,639 Pass it to me, Cartman. 52 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,309 Hang on. I'm gonna do something super killer. 53 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:49,729 God damn it! Stop it, Kyle! 54 00:02:49,854 --> 00:02:52,440 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 55 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,529 All right. Check it out. 56 00:02:58,654 --> 00:03:00,374 This is a total Kobe Bryant I'm about to do. 57 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,009 Just take a shot or pass the ball, asshole! 58 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:02,867 It's getting late! 59 00:03:02,992 --> 00:03:05,328 [ Music continues ] 60 00:03:09,498 --> 00:03:10,625 [ Chuckling ] 61 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,294 Let's just see you get the ball this time, Jew boy. 62 00:03:13,419 --> 00:03:14,879 Kyle, knock it off! 63 00:03:16,672 --> 00:03:19,175 STAN: Cartman stop hogging the goddamn ball! 64 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,177 Gwoooon! 65 00:03:22,386 --> 00:03:25,306 Don't worry. It's not really ManBearPig. 66 00:03:25,431 --> 00:03:27,141 It's me -- Al Gore. 67 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,935 We know. 68 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:31,896 Dude, what are you doing? 69 00:03:32,021 --> 00:03:34,023 I'm spreading ManBearPig awareness. 70 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:37,485 Here. Each of you kids take a pamphlet and a bumper sticker. 71 00:03:39,612 --> 00:03:42,907 I hope now you boys see that this is totally cereal. 72 00:03:43,032 --> 00:03:46,827 The next time, it could be the real ManBearPig. 73 00:03:46,953 --> 00:03:49,580 Can I just get you to sign the awareness sheet? 74 00:03:49,705 --> 00:03:51,374 Just your name and phone number 75 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,626 and where you first heard about ManBearPig? 76 00:03:53,751 --> 00:03:54,627 Uh, Stan? 77 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:56,170 Oh, hey, Dad. 78 00:03:57,546 --> 00:03:59,257 Hello. 79 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:03,177 It's uh, getting late, boys. 80 00:04:03,302 --> 00:04:05,489 Why don't you get in the car and I'll drive you all home. 81 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,014 Okay, Mr. Marsh. 82 00:04:07,139 --> 00:04:08,266 Be safe. 83 00:04:08,391 --> 00:04:09,558 [ Engine starts ] 84 00:04:20,736 --> 00:04:22,613 Boys, I don't want you hanging out 85 00:04:22,738 --> 00:04:25,074 with that ex-vice president anymore, okay? 86 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:26,409 Aw, he's all right, Dad. 87 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,345 He was just trying to warn us about ManBearPig. 88 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,369 ManBearPig? 89 00:04:29,412 --> 00:04:31,080 He's half man and half bearpig. 90 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,291 No, dude, he's half man, half bear, and half pig. 91 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:34,625 That doesn't make any sense. 92 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,419 He could be half bear, half manpig. 93 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,338 Boys, there's no such thing as a ManBearPig. 94 00:04:39,463 --> 00:04:42,008 The vice president is just desperate for attention. 95 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,759 But I feel kind of bad for him, Dad. 96 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,262 I don't think he has any friends. 97 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,097 [ Telephone ringing ] 98 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:53,436 Hello? 99 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,313 Hello. This is Al Gore. 100 00:04:55,438 --> 00:04:56,522 Oh, man. 101 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:58,065 Hi, Mr. Gore. 102 00:04:58,190 --> 00:05:00,234 - I was the vice president. - I know. 103 00:05:00,359 --> 00:05:01,628 Can you and your friends make it 104 00:05:01,652 --> 00:05:04,030 to an emergency ManBearPig meeting tomorrow morning? 105 00:05:04,155 --> 00:05:06,615 I have some evidence he could be in this area. 106 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:11,370 Look, I'm sorry, but we're all kind of busy. 107 00:05:11,495 --> 00:05:14,582 [ Sadly ] Oh. I get it. 108 00:05:14,707 --> 00:05:16,417 You don't believe me either. 109 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:17,877 No, no. It's not that. 110 00:05:18,002 --> 00:05:19,462 Yes, it is. 111 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:20,963 Nobody believes me! 112 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:24,842 I'm trying to warn everybody, and nobody takes me cereal! 113 00:05:24,967 --> 00:05:28,763 [ Sobbing ] 114 00:05:28,888 --> 00:05:31,015 I just want somebody in the world 115 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:33,809 to take me cereal just for once. 116 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,644 [ Sobbing ] 117 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,188 It's okay, Mr. Gore. 118 00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:38,773 I-I believe you. 119 00:05:38,898 --> 00:05:40,524 No, you don't. 120 00:05:40,649 --> 00:05:42,526 Yeah. I'm sure ManBearPig needs to be stopped. 121 00:05:42,651 --> 00:05:44,487 I'm just -- I'm just scared 122 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,197 that I can't do anything to stop him. 123 00:05:46,322 --> 00:05:49,492 [ Sniffles ] Are you cereal? 124 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,243 Yes, I'm cereal. 125 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:53,329 Don't worry. We can stop him! 126 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,581 Bring everyone you can to my ManBearPig meeting 127 00:05:55,706 --> 00:05:57,041 tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. sharp! 128 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:58,042 [ Click, dial tone ] 129 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,336 [ Birds chirping ] 130 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,882 Dude, why are we going to hang out with this guy? 131 00:06:05,007 --> 00:06:06,007 Mrph. Mrph rmh rmphm. 132 00:06:06,092 --> 00:06:08,132 Come on, you guys. Al Gore doesn't have any friends. 133 00:06:08,177 --> 00:06:10,805 We'll make an appearance at his little meeting and we'll go. 134 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:13,140 Hi, kids! Come on in! 135 00:06:13,849 --> 00:06:15,893 Okay. Let's get this meeting started. 136 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:18,729 What do you kids think we should do to stop ManBearPig? 137 00:06:18,854 --> 00:06:21,899 Yeah, you know, Mr. Gore, my dad is a geologist, 138 00:06:22,024 --> 00:06:25,361 and he said that ManBearPig probably isn't in Colorado. 139 00:06:26,737 --> 00:06:27,988 What does your dad look like? 140 00:06:28,114 --> 00:06:30,324 Does he have large hooves where his feet should be?! 141 00:06:30,449 --> 00:06:31,449 No! 142 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,492 Damn. For a minute there, I thought we'd found him. 143 00:06:33,577 --> 00:06:35,704 Well, this was a great meeting, wasn't it, guys? 144 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,265 But we got to get going to school now. 145 00:06:37,289 --> 00:06:39,333 - [Alarm chirping ] - Oh, my God! 146 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:41,001 [ Dramatic music plays ] 147 00:06:41,127 --> 00:06:42,545 ManBearPig screen active! 148 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:43,546 [ Beeping ] 149 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:47,091 What is this area of Colorado? It's a cave of some kind! 150 00:06:47,216 --> 00:06:49,552 Yeah, that's Cave of the Winds. It's a tourist attraction. 151 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:50,970 Oh, Jesus on ice skates, 152 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:53,180 we've got to get down there right away. 153 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:55,975 - I don't think so, dude. - Yeah, we've got school anyway. 154 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,936 I can get you all excused from school. 155 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,939 You have that kind of power? 156 00:07:02,064 --> 00:07:03,732 Look, you boys have a chance 157 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:07,027 to help me find and kill ManBearPig once and for all. 158 00:07:07,153 --> 00:07:08,696 I'm totally cereal! 159 00:07:12,575 --> 00:07:14,910 Hello, everyone. Welcome to Cave of the Winds. 160 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,121 Our tour is going to take us through two chambers 161 00:07:17,246 --> 00:07:20,499 of one of the most elaborate cavern systems in Colorado. 162 00:07:20,624 --> 00:07:22,543 Before we get started, I do understand 163 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:24,962 we have a special guest in our group today -- 164 00:07:25,087 --> 00:07:27,131 the ex-vice president, Mr. Al Gore! 165 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:35,431 Mr. Gore asked me to make sure you all knew he was here. 166 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,891 Now, once we enter the cave, 167 00:07:37,016 --> 00:07:38,934 we do ask you that you follow two rules -- 168 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,520 stay on the path and do not touch anything. 169 00:07:41,645 --> 00:07:42,438 All right. Are we ready? 170 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,898 ALL: Yeah! 171 00:07:44,023 --> 00:07:45,983 Let's go cavin'! 172 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,652 Here we are in the main chamber of the cave. 173 00:07:48,777 --> 00:07:50,696 It was discovered in 1892 174 00:07:50,821 --> 00:07:54,158 and first used as a hideout for smugglers of the Old West. 175 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:56,243 Have you noticed high deposits of sulfur 176 00:07:56,368 --> 00:07:59,288 or a salmon-like odor coming from the caves lately? 177 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,373 Uh, no. 178 00:08:01,499 --> 00:08:02,917 Now, as you can see, 179 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:05,753 the cave is filled with stalagmites and stalactites. 180 00:08:05,878 --> 00:08:07,671 - Water drips from the... - All right, kids. 181 00:08:07,796 --> 00:08:10,716 I need you to keep an eye out for ManBearPig droppings. 182 00:08:10,841 --> 00:08:12,718 What do ManBearPig droppings look like? 183 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:16,555 Similar to pig droppings but more manbear-like. 184 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,557 These rocks often make interesting shapes, 185 00:08:18,682 --> 00:08:19,558 which we like to name. 186 00:08:19,683 --> 00:08:23,187 For instance, this one here we named The Hanging Mushroom." 187 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:28,734 And over here we have Man With Helmet and Two Bowling Balls. 188 00:08:28,859 --> 00:08:31,195 And finally, of course, The Two Sisters. 189 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,907 Now, the cave itself is millions of years old 190 00:08:35,032 --> 00:08:38,035 and has a constant temperature of 57 degrees. 191 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:39,411 Gwoooooon! 192 00:08:39,537 --> 00:08:41,705 Gwoooooon! 193 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:45,918 Sir? Mr. Gore? Is there a problem? 194 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:48,879 - Not yet. - All right, everyone. 195 00:08:49,004 --> 00:08:51,674 If you'll step this way, you'll see how the cave gets its name. 196 00:08:52,383 --> 00:08:54,635 Kids! Kids, over here! Look! 197 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:55,469 What? 198 00:08:55,594 --> 00:08:57,346 I'll bet this is where he's hiding. 199 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,640 This looks like ManBearPig central. 200 00:08:59,765 --> 00:09:01,392 Come on! 201 00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:03,602 Come on! This is where ManBearPig is! 202 00:09:03,727 --> 00:09:06,063 I'm cereal! 203 00:09:06,188 --> 00:09:09,275 In certain areas of the cave, the wind actually blows through, 204 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:10,943 causing a sound you can hear. 205 00:09:11,068 --> 00:09:13,153 [ Wind whistling ] 206 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:14,905 - Ahh! - Ooh! 207 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:17,241 Take a picture of the sound, Steven. 208 00:09:17,366 --> 00:09:18,534 [ Shutter clicks ] 209 00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,953 Mr. Gore, I think we should stay with the tour group. 210 00:09:21,078 --> 00:09:21,954 Wait! Shh! 211 00:09:22,079 --> 00:09:23,789 [ Whistling in distance ] 212 00:09:23,914 --> 00:09:26,000 Christ, he's here! 213 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,001 Take this rope! 214 00:09:27,126 --> 00:09:28,586 Be ready to tie him up! 215 00:09:28,711 --> 00:09:31,672 I've got you now, you son of a bitch! 216 00:09:33,382 --> 00:09:34,633 What are you doing? 217 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,135 - Oh, no! - [ Rumbling ] 218 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:38,846 - No! - [ Boys screaming ] 219 00:09:38,971 --> 00:09:41,682 Leave them alone, you goddamn ManBearPig! 220 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:43,350 BOYS: Help! Help! 221 00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:46,312 Damn you, ManBearPig! They're just children! 222 00:09:47,146 --> 00:09:51,108 Okay. Everyone out of the cave now! 223 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,193 [ Crowd screaming ] 224 00:09:53,319 --> 00:09:54,570 Go! Go! Move out! 225 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,947 [All screaming ] 226 00:09:57,072 --> 00:09:58,949 Aaah! 227 00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:05,872 [ Dramatic music plays ] 228 00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:07,016 - KYLE: Hello? - STAN: Help! 229 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:07,916 We're trapped in here! 230 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,419 Somebody get us! We're trapped down here! Hello! 231 00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,129 - STAN: Help! - Forget it! 232 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:14,423 - They can't hear us. - Mrph rmh rmhmhm rmh? 233 00:10:14,548 --> 00:10:16,300 You better get us out of here, asshole! 234 00:10:16,425 --> 00:10:17,134 Me? 235 00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:18,927 You just had to go and be nice to Al Gore! 236 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,387 Now we're trapped in a cave! 237 00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:21,992 Maybe there's another way out of here. 238 00:10:22,097 --> 00:10:22,889 Mrph rmhmhm. 239 00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:25,142 All right. Let's split up and look for a passageway. 240 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:27,686 Everyone take a different direction. 241 00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:30,897 [ Grunting ] 242 00:10:31,023 --> 00:10:33,108 Oh, man. We're in big trouble here. 243 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,943 This is bullcrap. 244 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:38,530 If I miss dinner, I'm gonna be so pissed off. 245 00:10:38,655 --> 00:10:40,115 Aah! 246 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,450 [ Grunts ] 247 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:43,910 [ Coughs ] God damn it! 248 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:58,884 KYLE: You see anything, Kenny? 249 00:10:59,009 --> 00:11:00,635 KENNY: Mrph rmh rm! 250 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,346 KYLE: Cartman? 251 00:11:02,471 --> 00:11:05,182 Cartman, you see anything? 252 00:11:05,307 --> 00:11:06,826 [ High-pitched voice ] No, nothing. [ Clears throat ] 253 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:09,811 [ Normal voice ] No. Nothing here. Nothing this way. 254 00:11:12,522 --> 00:11:15,192 T-Treasure. 255 00:11:15,317 --> 00:11:17,444 KYLE: Cartman, you okay? You need help? 256 00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,863 I'm fine! This way's a d-dead end! 257 00:11:19,988 --> 00:11:21,323 Coming back to you now. 258 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:23,700 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 259 00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:27,996 It looks like we're completely sealed in. 260 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:28,997 Mrph rmh rmphm. 261 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,100 There's a small passageway about 200 yards over there. 262 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,127 But it goes for a long, long way, and it's pretty steep. 263 00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:35,921 Maybe we should go for it. 264 00:11:36,046 --> 00:11:37,381 You guys go on ahead. 265 00:11:37,506 --> 00:11:39,091 I'm gonna stay here, wait it out. 266 00:11:39,216 --> 00:11:40,216 Why? 267 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,094 I just -- I don't feel very good. 268 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,553 I'll just weigh you guys down. 269 00:11:43,678 --> 00:11:45,347 Cartman's right -- First rule of survival 270 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,848 is stay put and wait to be rescued. 271 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,201 No. It's okay. You guys go on ahead. 272 00:11:48,225 --> 00:11:49,309 No. We'll stay here, too. 273 00:11:49,434 --> 00:11:51,621 If we start wandering off, we're gonna get lost or killed. 274 00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:53,730 Let's just wait here and hope help comes soon. 275 00:11:53,855 --> 00:11:54,981 That's cool. 276 00:11:55,107 --> 00:11:57,526 I just -- I just wouldn't go over there if I were you guys. 277 00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,069 I just took a huge dump. 278 00:11:59,194 --> 00:12:00,904 Aw, dude! 279 00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:02,614 [ Police radio chatter ] 280 00:12:02,739 --> 00:12:06,910 The cave-in was massive and has cut off all access in or out. 281 00:12:07,035 --> 00:12:10,497 The children are believed to be trapped somewhere in this area. 282 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,541 Does anybody know who these kids are? 283 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,126 No, nobody seems to know them, 284 00:12:14,251 --> 00:12:15,731 only that they were in the tour group. 285 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,796 Digging to them is gonna take days. 286 00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:19,714 Excuse me! 287 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,217 This cave-in was no accident, 288 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:25,053 and it isn't going to stop unless we move fast. 289 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,432 I am superduper cereal. 290 00:12:28,557 --> 00:12:30,308 What do you mean? The cave-in is over. 291 00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:33,770 I'm afraid you have a much bigger problem than a cave-in. 292 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:34,729 What's that? 293 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,190 [ Dramatic music plays ] 294 00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:39,693 What is that? A PigBearMan? 295 00:12:39,818 --> 00:12:41,445 No, stupid. 296 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,780 It's ManBearPig. 297 00:12:44,614 --> 00:12:46,074 I'm so hungry. 298 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,034 Do you think people even know we're here? 299 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,786 They saw us on the tour. 300 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,746 Dude, where do you keep going, Cartman? 301 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,124 I just need to keep taking a crap. 302 00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:55,750 I've got diarrhea really bad. 303 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,353 Dude, it's bad enough we have to sit here 304 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,938 without you taking a crap every 10 minutes! 305 00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:00,297 Let's just try to sleep. 306 00:13:00,422 --> 00:13:02,674 Maybe help will come tomorrow. 307 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,307 All that treasure. 308 00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:12,184 It's all mine! 309 00:13:12,309 --> 00:13:15,312 So long as these greedy assholes don't find out about it. 310 00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:16,813 You would all just love 311 00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:18,778 to get your hands on my treasure, wouldn't you? 312 00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:19,857 Even though I found it, 313 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,902 you'd love to think it's somehow yours, too. 314 00:13:22,027 --> 00:13:23,361 God, I hate you guys. 315 00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:25,530 Especially you, 316 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:27,532 you money-grubbing snake in the grass. 317 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,869 Well, I've got news for you, Kyle. 318 00:13:30,994 --> 00:13:33,163 You're never going to get my treasure. 319 00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:34,789 I've got a little plan going 320 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,418 to get the treasure out of here without you ever knowing. 321 00:13:38,543 --> 00:13:40,462 C-Cartman? 322 00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:44,090 Oh. Hey, Kyle. How's it going? 323 00:13:44,216 --> 00:13:46,176 Dude, what are you doing? 324 00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:47,844 Not much. 325 00:13:47,969 --> 00:13:49,888 You know, just hanging out. 326 00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:53,266 How you been, man? Good? 327 00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:54,518 Dude, get away from me. 328 00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:56,243 Yeah, it was nice talking with you, Kyle. 329 00:13:56,311 --> 00:13:57,687 See you around. 330 00:13:59,231 --> 00:14:00,732 [ Police radio chatter ] 331 00:14:00,857 --> 00:14:03,318 Why won't anybody listen to me? 332 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,653 ManBearPig is in there, 333 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,863 and we have to kill him while we all have the chance. 334 00:14:06,988 --> 00:14:08,323 I'm cereal! 335 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,492 Mr. Gore, please. We need you to calm down. 336 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,702 Now, what exactly do you suggest we do? 337 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:16,164 I told you we need to fill the cave with hot molten lead 338 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,501 'cause it's the only way to make sure ManBearPig never comes out! 339 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,336 And I'm saying it, and I'm totally cereal, 340 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,255 but everyone just keeps digging! 341 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:26,091 Well, see, the problem is that if we fill the caves 342 00:14:26,216 --> 00:14:28,510 with hot molten lead, it will kill those boys, too. 343 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,971 They're already dead! Didn't you listen to me? 344 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:32,639 They got attacked by ManBearPig, 345 00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:34,266 and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive! 346 00:14:34,391 --> 00:14:35,809 I'm super cereal! 347 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:38,853 And nobody will listen to me! I'm cereal! 348 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,064 [ Sobbing ] 349 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:45,777 Do you want me to get the ex-vice president out of here? 350 00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:47,904 Nah. I-I feel kind of bad for him. 351 00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:49,990 I don't think he has any friends. 352 00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:52,617 [ Dramatic music plays ] 353 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,081 [ Chuckling ] 354 00:14:58,206 --> 00:14:59,583 All right. Got to be strong. 355 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,543 There's still a lot more treasure to go. 356 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:06,256 [ Gulping ] 357 00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:11,261 [ Gagging ] 358 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,892 [ Gagging ] 359 00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:24,816 Dude, he's really sick. 360 00:15:30,655 --> 00:15:33,742 It's been three days since four unidentified children 361 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,410 were trapped in a cave-in. 362 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,622 Three days without food, and time is certainly running out. 363 00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:41,499 The digging continues, but progress is fatally slow. 364 00:15:41,625 --> 00:15:43,835 All right, people. We've got to work faster. 365 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,171 Our best estimate still puts us three days away 366 00:15:46,296 --> 00:15:48,632 from reaching the area of the cave called Smuggler's Den. 367 00:15:48,757 --> 00:15:49,799 Smuggler's Den? 368 00:15:49,924 --> 00:15:51,426 I-It's a room near the end of the tour 369 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,928 where you can get your picture taken with fake treasure. 370 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,054 Here. See? 371 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,392 Based on where the boys were seen last, 372 00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,102 they're somewhere near this area. 373 00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:03,307 Hopefully they've followed the first rule of survival 374 00:16:03,355 --> 00:16:04,856 and stayed put. 375 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,359 Stan. Stan, wake up! 376 00:16:07,484 --> 00:16:09,361 Huh? What? Have they come for us? 377 00:16:09,486 --> 00:16:10,820 No, it's Cartman. 378 00:16:10,945 --> 00:16:13,198 Something's really wrong with him. 379 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:18,244 Blugh. [ Coughing ] 380 00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:21,790 Oh, my God! 381 00:16:22,374 --> 00:16:24,125 Cartman! Dude, can you hear me?! 382 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,879 I'm fine. Just a little -- 383 00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:29,631 No big deal. 384 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,466 [ Burping ] 385 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,968 We can't wait here any longer. 386 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,974 We got to get him out of here or he's gonna die. 387 00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:36,846 How, dude? 388 00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:38,824 We don't even know if that passage goes anywhere. 389 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:41,248 Maybe we should head out first, see if we can find a way out, 390 00:16:41,351 --> 00:16:42,227 and then come back for him. 391 00:16:42,352 --> 00:16:43,353 No, don't! 392 00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:45,188 Don't leave me here, you assholes. 393 00:16:45,313 --> 00:16:46,606 Don't leave me here to die. 394 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:48,983 [ Coughing ] 395 00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:51,903 [ Sirens wailing, indistinct conversations ] 396 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:54,323 [ Rope creaking ] 397 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,617 [ Groaning ] 398 00:16:58,619 --> 00:16:59,786 [All grunting ] 399 00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:02,331 Come on! Pull! 400 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,082 God damn it, he's so heavy! 401 00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:06,251 [ Coughs ] Hurry, you guys. 402 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:07,961 You got to get me out of here. 403 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,171 [ Grunting ] 404 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,715 [ Farts, coins rattle ] 405 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,217 - What the hell was that? - Cartman? 406 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:16,928 You guys, we got no time! You got to get me out! 407 00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:18,972 [ Dramatic music plays ] 408 00:17:19,097 --> 00:17:21,099 [ Metal creaking ] 409 00:17:23,894 --> 00:17:27,230 This is the end of you, ManBearPig. 410 00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:37,658 Excelsior! 411 00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:40,160 [ Music continues ] 412 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,959 Blugh. [ Coughs ] 413 00:17:48,085 --> 00:17:49,336 Mrph rmhmhm rhm. 414 00:17:49,461 --> 00:17:51,922 I can't keep carrying him, dude. I've got no strength. 415 00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:53,131 Yes, you do! 416 00:17:53,256 --> 00:17:54,591 [ Rumbling in distance ] 417 00:17:54,716 --> 00:17:56,009 What the hell is that? 418 00:17:59,137 --> 00:18:00,305 Oh, my God. 419 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,683 Aah! Get me out of here! Get me out of here, you guys! 420 00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:03,684 Run! 421 00:18:03,809 --> 00:18:05,811 [All screaming ] 422 00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:10,899 That's it. Pull everyone out. 423 00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,442 There's nothing more we can do. 424 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,944 You're calling off the rescue? 425 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:16,279 We didn't plan on a freak river flood. 426 00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:18,323 God must really want those kids dead. 427 00:18:18,448 --> 00:18:19,950 What if the children aren't dead? 428 00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,119 Look, the cavern is completely flooded. 429 00:18:22,244 --> 00:18:23,787 Nothing could have survived. 430 00:18:23,912 --> 00:18:26,206 There's nothing left alive down there. 431 00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:31,002 Nothing left alive. 432 00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:32,587 I did it. 433 00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:34,840 I killed ManBearPig. 434 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:38,593 I've saved the earth from certain destruction. 435 00:18:38,719 --> 00:18:40,887 Everyone is super stoked on me. 436 00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:42,931 Even if they don't know it. 437 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:45,976 [ Gasps ] 438 00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:48,979 [ Coughing ] 439 00:18:49,104 --> 00:18:51,773 Kenny, here! Take my hand! 440 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,192 Hurry, Kyle! The water's rising! 441 00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:56,570 CARTMAN: [ Coughing ] 442 00:18:56,695 --> 00:18:59,072 Cartman... you've got to swim! 443 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:00,365 Kick with your legs! 444 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:01,908 [ Coughs ] I can't kick! 445 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:03,118 Yes, you can! 446 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,828 I can't kick! You just have to save me! 447 00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:07,289 - I need your help! - No, you just have to save me! 448 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,416 [ Grunting ] 449 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:13,628 STAN: Kyle, no! 450 00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:17,090 [ Down-tempo music plays ] 451 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:19,843 We are gathered here to say goodbye 452 00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:22,512 to four kids whom we all tried to help 453 00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:24,431 but in the end could not. 454 00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:27,100 But where there is loss, there is hope. 455 00:19:27,225 --> 00:19:29,686 For ManBearPig is no more. 456 00:19:29,811 --> 00:19:31,813 Oh, Jesus. Here we go again. 457 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,982 I have beaten ManBearPig, 458 00:19:34,107 --> 00:19:35,942 and we will never forget the names 459 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:39,446 of the brave young kids who lost their lives -- 460 00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:44,367 kid one... kid two... kid three... 461 00:19:44,493 --> 00:19:47,329 and, of course, kid four. 462 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,832 I remember how kid one used to laugh and play 463 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,502 and how kid two was always there when I needed him. 464 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,378 - [ Grunts ] - Oh, my God! 465 00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:58,465 [ Grunting ] 466 00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:00,509 It's the kids! They're alive! 467 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,677 [ Grunting ] 468 00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:05,514 Kids! I saved you! 469 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,474 Just stay away from us, asshole! 470 00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:09,768 I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you 471 00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:11,253 because you don't have any friends! 472 00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:13,271 But now I see why you don't have any friends! 473 00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:16,441 You just use ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself 474 00:20:16,566 --> 00:20:17,984 because you're a loser! 475 00:20:19,027 --> 00:20:20,111 Yeah, right. 476 00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:23,573 The man who single-handedly killed ManBearPig is a loser. 477 00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:25,534 [ Groaning ] 478 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:28,078 We need to get our friend to a hospital right away! 479 00:20:28,203 --> 00:20:29,496 No! No, I'm fine. 480 00:20:29,621 --> 00:20:31,623 I just need to get home and rest. 481 00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:33,583 Cartman, seriously, you need to see a doctor! 482 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,919 No! I just need to get to a toilet. 483 00:20:36,044 --> 00:20:37,754 See you guys. I-- 484 00:20:37,879 --> 00:20:38,879 Ha-ba -- 485 00:20:38,922 --> 00:20:43,009 Ha-ba-a-a-a-a-a-a! [ Farting ] 486 00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:44,427 Aah! 487 00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:50,392 [ Birds chirping ] 488 00:20:51,977 --> 00:20:54,229 Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure? 489 00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:57,190 It's mine! It's mine! You hear me? 490 00:20:57,315 --> 00:20:59,234 I got it out of the cave! It belongs to me! 491 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,777 Keep your greedy hands away! 492 00:21:00,902 --> 00:21:02,904 Hey, that looks like the fake treasure 493 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,739 from our Smuggler's Den photo room. 494 00:21:04,865 --> 00:21:06,575 That's right, and I -- 495 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,576 Fake treasure? 496 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,495 Yeah. We put it there for kids to take their picture with. 497 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:13,790 All in all, I'd say that treasure is worth about $14. 498 00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:14,915 No. 499 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,084 No! 500 00:21:16,209 --> 00:21:17,586 [ Farts ] Aah! 501 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:18,711 Ow! 502 00:21:18,753 --> 00:21:21,131 You made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure? 503 00:21:21,256 --> 00:21:22,424 You son of a bitch! 504 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,175 Don't you think I'm hurting enough, Kyle? 505 00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:25,594 Ow! Ow! [ Farts ] 506 00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:26,719 Ow! 507 00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:28,680 Well, my work here is done. 508 00:21:28,805 --> 00:21:30,390 I've killed MBP, 509 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:33,018 and now I must save the world from something else. 510 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:34,769 Maybe I'll make a movie. 511 00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:36,521 A movie starring me. 512 00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:39,524 Then people will take me super cereal. 513 00:21:39,649 --> 00:21:41,401 Excelsior! 514 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,821 Aah! [ Farts ] 36611

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