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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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[ Up-tempo jazz playing ]
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Hey there, Richard.
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Oh.
Hey, Gerald, new car?
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Yeah.
It's a hybrid.
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I just --
I just couldn't sit back
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and be a part of destroying
the earth anymore.
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Well... good for you.
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Oh, thanks!
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[ Music continues ]
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There goes the new high-
and-mighty Gerald Broflovski.
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Yeah. Ever since
he got that new hybrid,
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he thinks he's better
than everyone else.
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[ Music continues ]
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You know, the emissions
from a vehicle like yours
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causes irreparable damage
to the ozone.
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I drive a hybrid.
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It's much better
for the environment.
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Thanks!
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Dad, can we go home?
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All you ever do
since you got this car
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is drive around and show it off.
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Hey, is that a hybrid?
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Oh, yes.
You've got one too, I see.
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Yeah, I like to be
a part of the solution
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and not part of the problem.
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Well, anyway, good for you.
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Thanks!
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Dad, I think Ike
is starving to death.
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Hold on, boys.
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We still have to go
to the hardware store
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and hand out awareness citations
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to S.U.V. cars
in the parking lot.
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What?
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[ Music continues ]
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Okay.
There's another one.
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Oh, man.
Look at that.
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Can you believe this?
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An S.U.V. with a V-8 engine.
Makes me sick!
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Ticket for driving
a gas guzzler!
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Dad, can we go home, please?
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Look, there's a Jeep over there.
Go write them a ticket, Kyle.
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- But, Dad, I want --
- Now, Kyle!
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Oh, hey, Kyle!
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Oh, hey, dude.
What are you doing here?
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Helping my dad pick out
some cool new power tools.
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What are you doing?
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Helping my dad
give people fake tickets.
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What's this?
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Oh, sorry, Randy.
Looks like you got a ticket.
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A ticket? "Failure to care
about the environment."
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Oh, God damn it.
Did you do this, Gerald?!
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Yeah, I'm just, you know, trying
to make people more aware.
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- You know, it's --
- You got some nerve.
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You know that?
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Where do you come off
ticketing people?
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Randy, calm down.
It's not a real ticket.
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I know it's not a real ticket!
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Broflovski!
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Did you put this crap
on my windshield?!
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Jimbo, your truck probably gets
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less than 10 miles
to the gallon.
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Well, thanks, Officer Dickhole!
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Dad, let's just go.
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Look, I'm just trying to make
the people of South Park
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aware of a very serious problem!
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The problem, Gerald, is that
ever since you got a hybrid car,
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you've gotten so smug
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that you love the smell
of your own farts!
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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I didn't think
it was high and mighty
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to care about the earth.
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And that, too!
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Stop talking
with your eyes closed!
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That's what smug people do!
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Well, I don't really see how
that has anything to do with --
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There! Like that!
Stop that!
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Who the hell put this faggy
fake ticket on my truck?
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All right. That does it!
Come on, Kyle!
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I don't want you hanging around
with these ignorant idiots!
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Yeah. Yeah, I think it's best
we just do it right away.
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Dad?
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Dad, Ike and I
have been talking,
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and, well, we feel that
your new car is changing you.
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Yes.
It certainly is.
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We're thinking that
a lot of people in town
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are starting to...
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Take offense.
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...are starting to take offense
at your actions.
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We feel like you're
starting to become...
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Alienated.
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...starting to become alienated
from some of your friends.
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Well, I totally agree, Kyle.
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- You do?
- Yes.
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A lot of people in town aren't
ready to drive hybrid cars.
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Right!
Okay. Good.
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And that's why I've talked
it over with your mother,
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and we've decided to move!
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What?!
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We need to be where everyone
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is motivated and progressive
like us!
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Start getting your things
packed, boys.
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The Broflovski family is moving
to San Francisco!
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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- [ Knock on door ]
- Yeah?
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Hey, Stan.
You should come on over.
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They're having
a going-away party for Kyle.
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Going-away party?
What do you mean?
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Well, don't you know?
Kyle's moving away.
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Moving away?!
Kyle can't move away!
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Well, he is.
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- Where's the going-away party?
- At Cartman's house.
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[ Indistinct conversations,
dance music playing ]
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Hey, everybody, there's more pop
in the refrigerator!
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Let's make this the best
going-away party ever!
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Hey, Eric, where's Kyle?
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Who?
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Kyle, the person leaving.
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Kyle?
Why would I invite Kyle?
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Dude, a going-away party
is supposed to be
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for the person
who is going away!
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Kyle? Kyle!
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Kyle's not here.
Cartman didn't invite him.
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- What?
- You guys, this is our party.
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That no-good, backstabbing
Jew rat is finally leaving.
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Come on, everyone!
Let's sing!
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♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Goodbye, Kyle ♪
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- [ Down-tempo music plays ]
- Kyle! What is going on?!
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My dad says he can't
live here anymore.
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Mr. Broflovski, please.
Kyle's my best friend.
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I'm sorry, Stan.
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But unfortunately you live
in a small-minded town
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filled with ignorant boobs.
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Well, maybe they'll change.
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I wouldn't count on it.
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Come on, boys.
Get in the car.
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No!
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Maybe you can make a difference,
Stan.
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Maybe you can get everyone
to drive hybrid cars.
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Until that day...
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we're just gonna have to be
with our own kind.
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[ Music continues ]
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I will! I will get everyone
to drive hybrid cars!
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I swear it!
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[ Engine whirring ]
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[ Up-tempo jazz plays ]
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[ Bell clanging ]
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Well, what do you think, huh?
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Oh, Gerald!
It's beautiful!
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Yeah!
Now, this is a house!
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Oh, hello, there.
You must be the new neighbors.
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Yes, that's right.
We're the Broflovskis.
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Welcome to San Francisco.
I'm Peter Thompson.
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This is my wife, Nancy Jarvis,
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and our son,
Brian Thompson-Jarvis.
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So, how do you like
the neighborhood?
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Oh, it's gorgeous!
These old houses are so neat!
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Yes. Well, unlike most cities,
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in San Francisco, we try to keep
all the historic houses
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instead of knocking them down.
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You in here, Peter?
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Oh, hey, Paul. Come on in
and meet the Broflovskis.
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Hello, there.
I'm Paul McDonahue.
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This is my wife,
Holly Beaumont-McCallahan,
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and our daughter, Mindy
McDonahue-Beaumont-McCallahan.
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- Hello!
- Hello!
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We noticed your hybrid
out front.
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That's a V-series, right?
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Yeah.
That's right.
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Oh, nice car.
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But we're gonna have to get you
into the BT series.
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Its emissions
are actually cleaner.
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Wow. So everyone here
drives a hybrid, huh?
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Oh, of course.
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We're a little more progressive
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and ahead of the curve
here in San Francisco.
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[ Farts, sniffs ]
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Ahh.
[ Smacks lips ]
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Anyway, I'm sure you'll find it
much better here.
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Yes.
You'll find that San Francisco
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is pretty much more open-minded
and grown-up than the Midwest.
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[ Farts, sniffs ]
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Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh.
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We're just a little bit more
protective of our environment
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here in San Francisco.
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Yeah.
We sure are!
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♪ Come on, people ♪
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♪ Come on, people, now ♪
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Dude, what are you doing?
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I'm writing a song about
the importance of hybrid cars,
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so maybe people
will change their ways.
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That's gay.
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Well, if I have any chance
of getting Kyle back,
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I have to get people
to stop driving S.U.V.s!
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Why do you want Kyle back?
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Don't you see how awesome it is
without him?
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You know, Cartman,
you may be stoked now,
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but I bet you're gonna find that
without Kyle around to rip on,
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your life is empty and hollow.
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[ Scoffs ]
Whatever, dude.
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I don't need Kyle to rip on.
I've got Butters!
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Come on, Butters,
you stupid Jew!
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Yeah!
I'm a dumb Jew!
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♪ Come on, people ♪
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♪ Come on, people, now ♪
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All right,
all you dreamers and creamers
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out there in South Park.
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I'm gonna play a song
by a local artist
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that really made me think
about my impact on the earth.
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This is Stan Marsh
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with "Hey, People, You Got To
Drive Hybrids Already."
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STAN: ♪ Come on, people, now,
people, now ♪
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♪ People, now,
come on, people, now ♪
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♪ Got to drive hybrids,
people, now ♪
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♪ People, now, people, now,
people, now ♪
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♪ Hybrids are for people, now,
people, now ♪
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♪ Good for people
driving people, now ♪
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♪ Get a hybrid,
be good people, now ♪
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He's right.
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STAN: ♪ We have all got to be
people, now ♪
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♪ People driving hybrid,
people, now ♪
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♪ People, now, people,
now, hybrid, now ♪
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♪ Hybrid people
driving people now ♪
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♪ Come on, people,
let's be people, now ♪
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♪ Hybrid people
driving people now ♪
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♪ Come on, everybody,
be people, now ♪
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Hey, Jimbo,
you get a hybrid, too?
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Yeah. I just wanted to try
to set an example, you know?
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Yeah. I guess it's up to us
to show everyone the way.
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Good for you!
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Thanks!
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Can you believe some people
still don't drive hybrids?
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I know. It's like,
Earth to America! Hello?
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This is simple stuff here!
Gah!
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Well, from now on,
I'm only going to associate
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with other hybrid-car drivers.
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Everyone else
is just ignorant, m'kay.
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Good for you!
250
00:09:26,587 --> 00:09:28,214
Thanks!
251
00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:30,633
At least we're smart enough
to know better!
252
00:09:30,758 --> 00:09:32,384
Thanks!
253
00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:33,552
[ Music continues ]
254
00:09:33,677 --> 00:09:36,889
STAN: ♪ Come on, everybody,
be people, now ♪
255
00:09:37,014 --> 00:09:40,184
And so we are here
to honor Stan Marsh,
256
00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:41,977
for making South Park the city
257
00:09:42,102 --> 00:09:45,564
with the highest percentage
of hybrid owners in the country!
258
00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:47,149
[ Cheers and applause ]
259
00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:51,153
If only the rest of the country
was as insightful as we are.
260
00:09:51,278 --> 00:09:52,446
Uh, thanks.
261
00:09:52,571 --> 00:09:54,451
I was really just trying
to make it so my friend
262
00:09:54,531 --> 00:09:56,283
could move back here,
so if you don't mind,
263
00:09:56,408 --> 00:09:58,077
I'm gonna go try to get ahold
of him now.
264
00:09:58,202 --> 00:10:00,788
[ Cheers and applause ]
265
00:10:00,913 --> 00:10:01,997
Great speech!
266
00:10:02,122 --> 00:10:06,210
Well, my son is just a little
bit more clever than some.
267
00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:09,421
Hello there.
I'm Ranger McFriendly.
268
00:10:09,546 --> 00:10:11,006
I'm the person who watches over
269
00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:13,133
the delicate ecosystem
of South Park.
270
00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:15,177
You must be the little boy
who wrote that song.
271
00:10:15,302 --> 00:10:16,302
Yeah.
272
00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:17,263
- [ Grunts ]
- Ow!
273
00:10:17,388 --> 00:10:18,472
You son of a bitch!
274
00:10:18,597 --> 00:10:20,307
Do you have any idea
what you've done?
275
00:10:20,432 --> 00:10:22,268
- What?!
- Come with me!
276
00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:23,393
[ Birds chirping ]
277
00:10:23,477 --> 00:10:25,187
There! Look!
278
00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:27,064
- [ Dramatic music plays ]
- STAN: Smog?
279
00:10:27,189 --> 00:10:29,817
There's never been smog
over South Park before.
280
00:10:29,942 --> 00:10:31,277
Don't you get it?
281
00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:34,446
When people drive hybrid cars,
they get so full of themselves
282
00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:36,740
that they spew tons
of self-satisfied garbage
283
00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:37,741
into the air.
284
00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:41,287
That isn't smog.
It's smug!
285
00:10:43,289 --> 00:10:44,164
Smug?
286
00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,250
Hybrid cars make better
for emission levels,
287
00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,044
but people who drive hybrid cars
are the leading cause of smug.
288
00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:50,649
You get enough smug
in the atmosphere,
289
00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:51,953
and you know
what that leads to?
290
00:10:52,006 --> 00:10:53,132
Global laming.
291
00:10:53,257 --> 00:10:55,009
Thanks to your gay little song,
292
00:10:55,134 --> 00:10:59,263
South Park is now the second
smuggiest city in America!
293
00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:00,222
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
294
00:11:00,347 --> 00:11:03,392
MAN: This is a "South Park News"
weather bulletin!
295
00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:06,186
It looks like we have
a smug alert here in South Park.
296
00:11:06,311 --> 00:11:09,231
Our own Keenen Williams
has the details. Keen?
297
00:11:09,356 --> 00:11:10,065
Thanks, Tom.
298
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:11,400
A smug alert is in effect
299
00:11:11,525 --> 00:11:13,360
through at least
tomorrow morning.
300
00:11:13,485 --> 00:11:14,862
All those hybrid cars
on the road
301
00:11:14,987 --> 00:11:16,613
have caused heavy smug
to develop
302
00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:18,949
over most of Park
and Jefferson Counties.
303
00:11:19,074 --> 00:11:22,244
On the national map, we can see
smug over parts of Denver
304
00:11:22,369 --> 00:11:24,288
and developing smug
in Los Angeles.
305
00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:26,957
However, San Francisco
is once again
306
00:11:27,082 --> 00:11:29,418
the smuggiest city
in the country.
307
00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,087
- [ Mid-tempo jazz plays ]
- MAN: ♪ A smuggy day ♪
308
00:11:32,212 --> 00:11:36,675
♪ In San Francisco town ♪
309
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,178
[ Indistinct conversations ]
310
00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:41,513
Sheila, did you meet Gail
and Brian yet?
311
00:11:41,638 --> 00:11:43,348
No! Hello.
How are you?
312
00:11:43,474 --> 00:11:45,184
Really good.
Really good.
313
00:11:45,309 --> 00:11:46,977
[ Farts ]
314
00:11:47,102 --> 00:11:47,978
[ Sniffs ]
315
00:11:48,103 --> 00:11:49,730
Hey, there.
Alan, right?
316
00:11:49,855 --> 00:11:51,065
Actually, it's Alain.
317
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:53,776
Right, right. Would you like red
or white wine?
318
00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:55,569
Could I just get an empty glass?
319
00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:57,029
Oh. Sure.
320
00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:59,490
Can you believe
all these imbeciles in Texas?
321
00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:01,533
They just put another prisoner
to death.
322
00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:02,993
[ Farts ]
323
00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:04,745
[ Sniffs ]
324
00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:10,918
So... what do you do for fun?
325
00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:13,253
We drink and take drugs.
326
00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:14,963
You want some acid?
327
00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:17,049
Oh. No, thanks.
We don't do that stuff.
328
00:12:17,174 --> 00:12:17,883
You will.
329
00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,527
There's a reason
most San Francisco kids
330
00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:20,427
take a lot of drugs.
331
00:12:20,552 --> 00:12:21,654
It's the only thing
that allows us
332
00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:23,031
to deal with our parents
walking around
333
00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:24,975
loving the smell of their
own farts all the time.
334
00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:27,101
Everything okay in here, Kyle?
335
00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:28,602
Yeah.
Fine, Dad.
336
00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:31,605
So much better here with
intellectuals, isn't it, boys?
337
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,774
[ Farts, sniffs ]
338
00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:35,984
Ah!
Mmm!
339
00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,487
[ Music playing in distance ]
340
00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:41,323
Well, maybe I'll take
just half a hit of acid.
341
00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:43,117
I want three.
342
00:12:43,242 --> 00:12:44,368
No, no.
343
00:12:44,493 --> 00:12:47,663
I'm asking if there's a listing
for Broflovski in San Francisco.
344
00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:48,831
They just moved there.
345
00:12:48,956 --> 00:12:50,415
[ Laughs ]
Take that, Jew boy!
346
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,418
I guess you Hebes can't
even play video football!
347
00:12:53,544 --> 00:12:55,921
Yeah.
You're right!
348
00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:56,922
[ Sighs ]
349
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:59,591
You know, Butters,
you make for a lousy Jew.
350
00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:00,592
Well, I'm sorry.
351
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,302
It's just that I'm not Jewish,
and I --
352
00:13:02,427 --> 00:13:04,596
No! No!
Don't apologize, you asshole!
353
00:13:04,721 --> 00:13:06,014
Marsh?!
354
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,641
Oh, crap.
Ranger McFriendly.
355
00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:08,392
Who?
356
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,644
You better come with me
to the news station.
357
00:13:10,769 --> 00:13:13,730
Our situation just got
a lot worse!
358
00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:17,734
I noticed it on the computer
this morning. Look here.
359
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:20,487
This is the smug
over South Park.
360
00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:22,781
It's getting bigger
and gaining strength.
361
00:13:22,906 --> 00:13:24,074
The smug?
362
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:27,578
The smug is getting so massive
that it's moving west
363
00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:30,581
and fusing with
the San Francisco smug here.
364
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,499
These two smug clouds
are combining,
365
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:33,624
fueling each other.
366
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,878
- Now take a look at this.
- STAN: What is that?
367
00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:38,505
It's the smug from George
Clooney's acceptance speech
368
00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:39,673
at the Academy Awards.
369
00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:41,425
George Clooney's
acceptance speech?
370
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,426
Did you hear it?
371
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,136
He talked about
how people in Hollywood
372
00:13:44,261 --> 00:13:46,096
are ahead of the curve
on social matters.
373
00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:48,158
He even took credit
for the civil-rights movement.
374
00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:51,101
The point is the smug
from his acceptance speech
375
00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:53,562
has been slowly drifting north
since he gave it,
376
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:56,106
and it's headed straight
for the supercell.
377
00:13:56,231 --> 00:13:57,941
The South Park
and San Francisco smug
378
00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,526
is already at critical mass.
379
00:13:59,651 --> 00:14:02,905
If it gets hit by George
Clooney's acceptance speech,
380
00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,532
it will be a disaster
of epic proportions --
381
00:14:05,657 --> 00:14:09,119
the perfect storm
of self-satisfaction.
382
00:14:09,912 --> 00:14:11,371
We've got to tell
the townspeople.
383
00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:13,874
South Park still has a chance
to make it through the storm.
384
00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:15,584
What about San Francisco?
385
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:18,337
Kid, thanks
to your gay little song,
386
00:14:18,462 --> 00:14:22,132
there's not gonna be
a San Francisco.
387
00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:25,302
McFRIENDLY:
So that's it, people.
388
00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:27,179
When the smug
from George Clooney's speech
389
00:14:27,304 --> 00:14:29,348
hits the San Francisco
and South Park smug,
390
00:14:29,473 --> 00:14:32,517
we're gonna witness a storm the
likes of which we've never seen.
391
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:35,103
Are you trying to tell us
the smug from our hybrids
392
00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:36,939
is actually gonna kill us all?
393
00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:40,525
If the smug clouds remain
the way they are, yes.
394
00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,819
[ Crowd gasps, murmuring ]
395
00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:44,655
This is all Stan's fault!
396
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,240
He wrote that gay little song
397
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,742
and got us to drive
those damn hybrids!
398
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,827
Yeah!
Good going, stupid!
399
00:14:50,953 --> 00:14:52,204
[ Dramatic music plays ]
400
00:14:52,329 --> 00:14:53,372
Listen!
401
00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:55,832
Though we all agree
this is Stan's fault,
402
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,001
there is still something
we can do.
403
00:14:58,126 --> 00:15:00,671
If we all work together
to reduce smugness,
404
00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,881
we might be able to lessen
the effects of the storm,
405
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:04,591
at least here in our own town.
406
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:05,550
Then that's it.
407
00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:07,928
There's only one way
to reduce smugness.
408
00:15:08,053 --> 00:15:10,597
We've got to destroy
every hybrid car in town!
409
00:15:10,722 --> 00:15:12,349
- Yeah!
- That's right!
410
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:15,143
Everyone get your hybrid
and meet at Dawson's!
411
00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:18,146
Hey, where do you think
you're going?
412
00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:21,149
I'm gonna go try and warn Kyle
to get out of San Francisco.
413
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:22,359
Oh, no, you're not!
414
00:15:22,484 --> 00:15:24,361
Your gay little song
got us to drive hybrids.
415
00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:26,029
You're gonna help us
get rid of them!
416
00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:28,949
How long do we have
until the smug clouds collide?
417
00:15:29,074 --> 00:15:30,074
Not long.
418
00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:32,744
The smug from George Clooney's
Academy Award acceptance speech
419
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:35,414
has already crossed
into Arizona.
420
00:15:35,539 --> 00:15:37,624
[ Wind whistling ]
421
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:46,091
What the hell is that?
422
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:48,444
CLOONEY: Thing about winning
an Academy Award, it will...
423
00:15:48,468 --> 00:15:51,013
You know, we a re a little bit
out of touch in Hollywood...
424
00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:52,573
...civil rights when it wasn't
really popular...
425
00:15:52,597 --> 00:15:54,659
....talked about AIDS when it
was just being whispered...
426
00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:56,518
...gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar
in 1939
427
00:15:56,643 --> 00:15:58,312
when blacks
were still sitting...
428
00:15:58,437 --> 00:15:59,497
...proud to be a part
of the community...
429
00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:02,357
...Oscar winner George Clooney,
sexiest man alive...
430
00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:09,072
Wow, Eric. You sure are
a great guy for doing this.
431
00:16:09,197 --> 00:16:10,198
I don't have a choice.
432
00:16:10,324 --> 00:16:11,804
Somebody has to
get into San Francisco
433
00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:14,161
and warn Kyle's family to get
out before the storm hits.
434
00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:17,164
But how come we can't just
take the bus on into the city?
435
00:16:17,289 --> 00:16:18,769
You don't know San Francisco,
Butters.
436
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:21,185
It was the breeding ground of
the hippie movement in the '60s.
437
00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:22,854
There's hard-core liberals,
lesbian activists,
438
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,755
and die-hard modern hippies
young and old.
439
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:26,465
[ Exhales deeply ]
440
00:16:26,590 --> 00:16:28,717
I swore I would never set foot
in San Francisco.
441
00:16:28,842 --> 00:16:30,635
God help me.
442
00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:34,681
[Air hisses ]
443
00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:36,058
All right, Butters.
444
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:37,823
I'll be tethered to you
through this cord.
445
00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:40,020
It's my only lifeline,
so make sure it stays taut.
446
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:42,564
If you stop hearing my voice,
for the love of Christ,
447
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:44,399
start reeling me in
with all your strength.
448
00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:45,108
I will!
449
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,402
You're really great
for going to warn Kyle, Eric.
450
00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:49,112
I'm not doing it for Kyle.
451
00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,616
Can't believe I'm actually gonna
walk through San Francisco.
452
00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:54,993
Well, here goes.
453
00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:58,205
[ Dramatic music plays ]
454
00:16:58,245 --> 00:17:00,288
[ Machinery whirring ]
455
00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:07,504
All right. Now get it
into the masher. Hurry up!
456
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:10,298
Can't somebody else operate
this? I can't really reach.
457
00:17:10,423 --> 00:17:13,051
Well, then you shouldn't have
written that gay little song!
458
00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:20,976
Keenen, we've gotten rid
of half the hybrid cars.
459
00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:22,185
How are the smug levels?
460
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:26,314
They're dropping slowly, but --
but we're running out of time!
461
00:17:26,439 --> 00:17:28,275
[ Bell clanging ]
462
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:35,699
Yeah, it's like San Francisco
is more of a European city,
463
00:17:35,824 --> 00:17:37,075
like Paris or Milan.
464
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,035
[ Grunts ]
Butters, are you there?
465
00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:39,953
I'm here, Eric.
466
00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:42,438
I've started to enter the smug.
I'm about a quarter-mile in.
467
00:17:42,497 --> 00:17:43,497
Can you give me an E.L.?
468
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:46,209
You must be nearing
Union Square.
469
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,128
Do you see a fountain
to your left?
470
00:17:48,253 --> 00:17:50,881
Yes. It's just beyond yet
another wine and cheese store.
471
00:17:51,006 --> 00:17:52,841
Uh, take your next right.
472
00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:54,426
You've got to start
heading west.
473
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:56,344
Turning right at 0249er.
474
00:17:56,469 --> 00:17:57,804
[Air hissing ]
475
00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:07,564
That's it.
That's -- That's the last one!
476
00:18:07,689 --> 00:18:10,192
Keenen? Keenen,
we've smashed the last hybrid.
477
00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:12,194
Harry, the smug
from Clooney's speech
478
00:18:12,319 --> 00:18:13,820
is about to hit
the other smug system!
479
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:15,071
Get everyone inside!
480
00:18:15,197 --> 00:18:16,531
[ Crowd screaming ]
481
00:18:16,656 --> 00:18:18,241
MAN:
Oh, my God!
482
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:20,744
God help us.
483
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,098
[ Echoing ]...the Oscar winner,
George Clooney...
484
00:18:24,122 --> 00:18:26,058
...who talked about AIDS
when it was just being...
485
00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:28,060
...we a re a little bit
out of touch in Hollywood...
486
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:32,047
[ Thunder crashing,
electricity crackling ]
487
00:18:34,049 --> 00:18:36,509
Butters!
Butters, I think I'm here!
488
00:18:36,635 --> 00:18:38,345
2419 Castillo?
489
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:41,932
That's it. Eric, hurry!
Something's going on out here!
490
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,770
Mr. Broflovski!
491
00:18:46,895 --> 00:18:48,521
Mr. Broflovski,
there's a smug storm!
492
00:18:48,647 --> 00:18:49,648
We have to go!
493
00:18:49,773 --> 00:18:52,108
Being smug is a good thing.
494
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,944
[ Farts, sniffs ]
495
00:18:54,069 --> 00:18:56,154
Oh, my Christ!
496
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,739
Kyle! Kyle!
497
00:18:58,782 --> 00:19:00,492
The acid.
498
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,870
Dude, I'm totally
tripping balls.
499
00:19:03,995 --> 00:19:07,290
I'm totally tripping balls.
500
00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:10,252
I'm totally tripping balls.
501
00:19:10,377 --> 00:19:12,128
We have to get out of here now!
502
00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:14,631
[ Thunder crashing ]
503
00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,007
Kyle!
504
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:18,468
[ Echoing ]
Kyle!
505
00:19:21,346 --> 00:19:23,431
[ Birds chirping ]
506
00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:30,730
REPORTER: And now the worst
appears to be over.
507
00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:34,943
Last night's smug storm
has left thousands homeless.
508
00:19:35,068 --> 00:19:39,281
All across the Midwest, people
are picking up the pieces.
509
00:19:39,406 --> 00:19:42,826
Cities like Denver and Salt Lake
are heavily damaged
510
00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,244
but still all right.
511
00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:47,539
However, San Francisco,
I'm afraid,
512
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,376
has disappeared completely
up its own asshole.
513
00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:53,920
No.
514
00:19:54,045 --> 00:19:55,880
I'm sorry, Stan.
515
00:19:56,006 --> 00:19:59,592
I'm sorry your gay little song
killed your friend.
516
00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,305
Hey! Hey, Stan!
You're not gonna believe it!
517
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,307
- You got to come see!
- What?
518
00:20:05,432 --> 00:20:06,933
It's a miracle!
519
00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:10,061
[ Indistinct conversations ]
520
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,521
Kyle!
521
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:12,646
Hey, Stan!
522
00:20:12,731 --> 00:20:14,691
- Dude, what happened?
- We don't know!
523
00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:17,235
We were all passed out,
and next thing we know,
524
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,362
we just woke up
on a bus heading here.
525
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:22,157
It's like you had
a guardian angel, m'kay.
526
00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:26,202
Dude, I'm so glad
you're not dead!
527
00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:29,956
So I guess there's nothing left
to do now but rebuild.
528
00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:32,917
Yeah. First off,
we're all gonna need new cars.
529
00:20:33,043 --> 00:20:36,379
And let's make sure nobody gets
a stupid hybrid, right?
530
00:20:36,504 --> 00:20:37,714
- Yeah!
- That's right!
531
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:38,715
Yeah!
You said it!
532
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,509
No!
Hybrid cars are a good thing!
533
00:20:41,634 --> 00:20:45,055
But hybrid cars are the leading
cause of smug, m'kay.
534
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,890
Hybrid cars don't cause
smugness.
535
00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:47,891
People do.
536
00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:50,560
[ Down-tempo music plays ]
537
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:52,979
Look, hybrid cars are important.
538
00:20:53,104 --> 00:20:54,898
They may even save our planet
one day.
539
00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:57,525
What you all need to do
is just learn to drive hybrids
540
00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,319
and not be smug about it.
541
00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:03,406
You mean... drive in hybrids,
542
00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:05,533
but not act like we're better
than everyone else
543
00:21:05,658 --> 00:21:06,534
because of it?
544
00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:07,535
Yeah!
545
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:10,663
I'm... I'm not ready.
546
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:13,166
I don't think I can do it
either.
547
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,210
It's simply asking too much.
548
00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:17,712
Perhaps one day...
549
00:21:17,837 --> 00:21:21,299
we can learn to drive hybrids
without being smug about it.
550
00:21:21,424 --> 00:21:25,178
But for now, the technology
is just too much for us.
551
00:21:25,303 --> 00:21:26,346
Come on, everybody!
552
00:21:26,471 --> 00:21:28,765
Let's go buy
wasteful gas guzzlers!
553
00:21:28,890 --> 00:21:30,266
- Let's go!
- That's right!
554
00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:31,935
- That's right!
- Come on!
555
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:34,062
Well, looks like you're back
for good, huh, Kyle?
556
00:21:34,187 --> 00:21:35,563
Yeah, I guess so.
557
00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:38,733
We just can't get rid of you,
can we, you sneaky Jew rat?
558
00:21:38,858 --> 00:21:42,028
Don't belittle my people,
you [bleep] fat-ass!
559
00:21:42,153 --> 00:21:44,781
[ Exhales deeply ]
That's better.
560
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:46,866
PETER:
[ Farts, sniffs ]
561
00:21:46,991 --> 00:21:48,576
Ahh!
[ Smacks lips ]
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