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Please.
I raised my children
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the same way
my dad raised me.
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My father would look at me
and say,
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"I brought you into this world,
and I'll take you out."
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I didn't know if he was
my father or a hired assassin.
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But that
healthy fear of him,
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that's what kept me in check.
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Okay, but today's
parents are evolving.
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You can't expect your kids
to continue to be
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the Neanderthal that you are.
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"Me like meat. No like father."
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Yeah, I agree with Dr. Reed.
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I mean, why can't you be
friends with your kids?
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Because it doesn't work.
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Maybe for you.
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I don't think any kid should be
afraid of their parent.
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Damon Junior!
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You mean like you're
afraid of your wife?
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He's too quick. Trip him!
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Hello?
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We're on the air.
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You're so fast, buddy.
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You know how I do.
Yeah.
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Mm, mm, mm, ah!
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Ow!
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Okay. So, what did Trey do now?
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I told him to clean his room
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and instead, he took
all of his belongings
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and just threw them
in the trash.
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She said, "Get rid of the mess."
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So I did.
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Okay. Let me see you
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"friend" your way out
of this one.
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Watch me.
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Hey, buddy.
Um, did your mom
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tell you to do something?
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Yeah, but you know
how Nina be tripping.
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She do be tripping!
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She do.
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Women, am I right?
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But...
she's still your mother.
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Right? And she told
you to do something.
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So, why don't you take the
stuff out of the trash can
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and put it back in
your room, okay, pal?
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But I have a mandatory
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Call of Duty meeting
at 5:00, so...
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why don't you do it, Damon?
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I mean, if it's mandatory,
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I got to...
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What? It's mandatory, Dad.
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Come with me.
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You let your son
call you "Damon"?
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Yeah, that's my name.
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You gave it to me.
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Look at this guy.
He had to work.
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You know, I didn't know
my father even had a name.
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His tombstone says,
"Here lies Sir."
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Junior,
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kids need structure
and rules.
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That's what I'm
talking about.
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But they also need a safe space
and a loving support system.
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Ha! In your face, baldy!
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No, in your face.
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It starts with him
calling you "Damon"
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and it ends with him
calling you collect
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from Rikers Island.
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God, Dad, you are so old-school
with your parenting.
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Besides, everyone knows
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inmates have cell phones now.
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Do you know where they keep
those cell phones?
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♪ Hot Pocket. ♪
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Okay...
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This is clearly
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a father-son moment,
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so I'm gonna head
to the kitchen.
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Okay.
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You see that? She's always
touching all over me.
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I think she likes me.
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Dad...
no one likes you.
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It's all
in your head, man.
No, I'm telling you.
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She's always looking at
me with the googly eyes.
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I think those are just her eyes.
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No, even at the podcast.
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Every time I look up,
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she's looking at me like this.
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She's sitting
right across from you.
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She's waiting for you
to finish talking.
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I know what I know.
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Junior!
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Ah!
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I just got a call
from the school.
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Did you know that Trey pulled
the fire alarm yesterday?
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They had to evacuate
the whole school.
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Collect call
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from inmate number 5512775.
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Okay. Teach me how to daddy.
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Don't ever say it
like that again.
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♪ Poppa's ♪
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♪ House ♪
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♪ Yeah. ♪
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Okay.
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Day one, "Jerk Training."
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You ready?
Yeah, yeah. I'm ready.
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Yeah, uh, Nina said
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I need to, uh, "vadge up,"
whatever that means.
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Can you teach me
how to vadge up?
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I cannot teach you
how to "vadge up"
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but I can teach you
how to ball down.
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Okay, you ready to begin?
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Yeah, um...
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Get me a glass of milk.
Something delicious.
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Wait.
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Is that my house?
Yes.
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Are you spying on me?
Yes.
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I put cameras in your house
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so that I can observe
your parenting style.
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Oh.
Okay?
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So let's go to the tape.
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You call that milk?
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Okay. So, what did
you do wrong there?
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Mm-hmm. I see it, I see it.
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Yeah, I gave him two percent,
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he likes that full-fat stuff.
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No!
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He didn't ask you for milk.
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He ordered you to give him milk.
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You're the parent.
You order him.
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Yeah, but I'm just, like,
not the ordering kind of guy.
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You know?
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Okay, fine.
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You know who is?
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Tony.
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Tony? Who's Tony?
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You remember when
you was a kid,
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and that kid Donald McLorey
pantsed you in the hallway
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in front of everybody?
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What'd you do?
Oh, yeah.
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I became, uh, Tony Provolone-y.
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Yeah. The big cheese.
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My tough guy persona
that I created...
Yeah.
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♪ In my musical theatre class! ♪
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How are you even my son?
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Let's go back to Tony.
Right.
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Okay? What did
Tony tell Donald?
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Oh, I-I said, um,
I said to him, I said,
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"Hey, Donald-sh.
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"You pulled the wrong guy's
pants down yesterday.
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"And today?
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"I'm gonna pull your pants down.
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"Matter of fact,
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"I'm pulling everybody's
pants down in here.
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"I'm pulling your pants down!
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"I'm pulling your pants down.
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I'm pulling your pants down."
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Hey!
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What are you doing, Damon?
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Damon? Who's Damon?
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I don't know no Damon.
I'm Tony, all right?
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Tony don't take none
from nobody-sh.
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Tony "The Jerk,"
he wears tight shirts
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and a black leather jacket
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with no socks.
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I like it.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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He's got a switchblade
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in his back pocket,
except it's a comb.
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I'm following you.
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I like it, I like it.
Yeah. Yeah.
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And if someone's really
pissing him off...
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Okay, what do you do?
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Like, really pissing him off?
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What do you do?
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You dance at him!
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You look him right
in the eyes,
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and you dance at him!
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No! There's no dancing.
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This is not West Side Story.
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This is more Good Fellas.
Joe Pesci.
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Oh, Good Fellas. Got it.
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All right. It's like, uh...
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Do I amuse you?
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Am I funny to you?
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How is my dancing funny to you?!
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That's it!
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I'm gonna dance
your sweet little pants
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right off, right now!
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Hey! How did you do that?
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I don't know.
I just kind of go like this.
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Would you stop doing that?
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Just know I got them holstered.
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Look, Junior.
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Tony is not a dancer.
He's a mobster.
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A mobster.
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Tough guy.
Tough guy.
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Like, dangerous.
Yes. Yes.
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Like-like Al Pacino.
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Tony Soprano.
Mm-hmm.
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Bad guy.
Yeah.
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Yeah. By day, he's
busting kneecaps.
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But at night,
he's busting moves!
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Bop.
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Hey! Get out.
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Get out!
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My-My, do you know
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how excited Mommy is
for the dance recital?
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Yeah. You can't stop
talking about it.
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Okay, look.
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I know usually Mommy can be
a little controlling,
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and my personality can be
a bit Type A... plus.
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But today, I'm fun Mommy!
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That's a really long laugh.
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Say you're fun Mommy again,
and I'll try not to laugh.
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I'm a fun M--
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I couldn't do it.
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Now, come on.
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Show me your dance.
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Why don't I just surprise you
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while I'm on stage?
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It's my dance that I created.
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Of course, baby,
it is your dance,
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but you have
to show Mommy the steps
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so I can improve them...
I mean, I mean,
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give you constructive criticism.
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Did Mommy ever tell you
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I was almost a professional
ice-skater?
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Every day.
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And then somebody hit your knees
with a bat so you quit.
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No, that was Nancy Kerrigan,
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and it was a pipe.
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Look, you need to
really practice this
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so you can beat
all the other losers
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and win first place.
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I don't care about winning.
I just want to have fun.
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Winning is fun!
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Now go on...
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Wow me.
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Maya, that was amazing!
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I just have a few notes.
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Where's a pipe when I need one?
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Touching. Touching.
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There's nothing
about touching in here.
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What's up, Pop?
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Hey. What's up, son?
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How'd it go?
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Oh, great.
Yeah?
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You're gonna stick
with that, huh?
Yup.
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Okay.
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All right. Well, then,
let's go to the tape.
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Oh, you-you recorded
that one, too?
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I absolutely did.
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Hey. What did I tell you
about cleaning your room?
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After this level, Damon.
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Oh, well,
that's enough of that.
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We don't need to see
the rest of that.
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Yeah, we don't need to see
the rest of it
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'cause I watched it all.
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I told you to go over there
and be his father.
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To be tough.
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No, you want me to be you,
and I'm not.
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Nor do I ever want to be.
Dad, you were a tyrant.
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No, I was stern.
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I didn't let you
get away with anything.
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Yeah, you yelled
at me for everything.
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That's all you remember,
but you don't remember
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what you did to get yelled at.
266
00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:47,380
You are raising
267
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,940
a boy to be a man,
268
00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,410
and you got to teach him
respect and boundaries,
269
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:54,180
because life is not gonna
love him like you do.
270
00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:57,550
Well, Dad, I was terrified
of you my entire childhood.
271
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:58,620
I couldn't
talk with you,
272
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,520
I couldn't reason with you.
273
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,520
It was like living
with a drill sergeant.
274
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,290
No, it was like
living with a father.
275
00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,260
And the way
I saw it is,
276
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,030
I got to teach you lessons,
277
00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:10,360
otherwise life
is gonna teach you lessons.
278
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:11,930
Yeah, well, I don't want
my son to resent me
279
00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:13,640
the way I resent you.
280
00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:17,410
You resent me?
281
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,610
I don't want to talk about it.
282
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:31,820
Now, your hands
are an extension of the body.
283
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,490
They should come up and through
in one fluid motion.
284
00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:37,160
You kind of just...
285
00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:40,160
did it like this,
like a newborn baby T.rex.
286
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,030
Mom, you said this is fun.
This is the opposite of fun.
287
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,330
Listen, baby.
288
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,600
Mommy almost went
to the Olympics,
289
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,810
but I didn't take it seriously,
and because of that,
290
00:11:51,810 --> 00:11:52,840
I got injured.
291
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,340
And then my life changed.
292
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,610
I don't want you
to have the same regrets.
293
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:59,210
I don't know what regrets are,
294
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:01,680
but I think I'm gonna
have one now.
295
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,290
Oh, you're hilarious.
296
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,790
Now, a-five, six, seven, eight.
297
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:13,130
Everything okay?
298
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:15,930
Yeah, I'm fine.
Everything's good.
299
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,370
You want to talk?
300
00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:20,740
Why is everything
talking with you?
301
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,570
I'm a psychologist.
302
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,470
All right, you don't want
to talk? Let's not talk.
303
00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:29,740
Wait a minute, did you just do
that reverse psychology on me?
304
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,650
Because now, all of a sudden,
I want to talk.
305
00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,350
Okay.
306
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,480
I'm listening.
307
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,690
All right.
308
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,220
I just found out
that Junior hates me.
309
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,490
What? Why would you even
think that?
310
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:43,560
Because we were talking
311
00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:45,530
about how he was raised
312
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:48,060
and what a "tyrant" I was
313
00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,230
and how now he resents me.
314
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,000
Okay, well, "tyrant" tracks.
315
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,270
Listen,
316
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,240
resent and hate
are two different things.
317
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,270
I resent you,
318
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,310
but I don't hate you.
319
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:03,210
That's funny, because I hate you
but I don't resent you.
320
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:06,080
Mm. I know you're kidding.
321
00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,720
You love me.
322
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,590
Listen, Poppa,
323
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,120
when someone you love
is truthful like that,
324
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,090
they are giving you
an opportunity.
325
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,090
For what?
326
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,090
To improve the relationship.
327
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,360
But I thought we had
a great relationship.
328
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,630
You do.
329
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,270
And you have a great son.
330
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:28,000
But there is always room to
improve any relationship.
331
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,870
The door is open.
332
00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:32,640
The question is,
333
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:34,980
are you gonna go through it?
334
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:42,150
What exact door
are we talking about?
335
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,220
You're a smart man.
336
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,820
Figure it out.
337
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,060
Honey, I need you
to do carpool on Tuesday
338
00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,630
because I have the--
339
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:57,370
Trey, I thought I took
that controller away from you
340
00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,800
for pulling the fire alarm.
341
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,240
You did, but I know
all your hiding places
342
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,540
because we're the same height.
343
00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,910
Are you dumb?
344
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,140
Shut up, Maya.
345
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,140
Do not tell your sister
to shut up.
346
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:13,150
She keep blabbing
her big mouth like you, stupid.
347
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,950
Who are you talking to?
348
00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,820
Why you tripping, Damon?
349
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,250
I'm tripping because
that is my wife,
350
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:21,020
and I don't like how
you're speaking to her.
351
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,190
But...
No buts. I brought
you in this world
352
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:25,330
and I will take you out
if you ever disrespect
353
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,760
your mother like that again.
354
00:14:26,860 --> 00:14:28,500
Do you hear me?
355
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:29,760
Apologize to her.
356
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,470
I'm sorry, Mom.
357
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:34,340
Now put that thing
down and go to bed.
358
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,670
Yes, Dad.
359
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,440
Sir.
360
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,710
Where's my apology?
361
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,220
Got it.
362
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,520
Come on, honey.
363
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,360
Go upstairs, okay?
364
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,790
Wow.
365
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,530
Thank you, honey.
366
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,460
I always knew
you had that in you.
367
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,900
I-I can't believe it worked.
You saw his face?
368
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,740
He was so scared.
He was frightened.
369
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,240
That was crazy.
370
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:10,570
When he called you stupid,
I was like, "What?"
371
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,240
I was like, "Oh, my God."
372
00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:13,640
But you know,
373
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,040
you did it with love.
374
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:17,350
Mm.
375
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,180
Love's a kissing word.
376
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,250
Oh.
377
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,350
Well, then, I love...
378
00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,390
love, love...
379
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,220
Mm.
...you.
380
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,390
Aww.
381
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,560
Honey, you look adorable.
382
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:39,670
I look ridiculous,
and I'm not doing this.
383
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,200
Come on, honey,
384
00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,770
we're doing this for you.
385
00:15:42,870 --> 00:15:44,870
No, we're doing this for you.
386
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:47,140
And you ruined it for me.
387
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:52,010
Did I really?
Yes,
388
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,850
and I don't think I'll be able
to dance ever again.
389
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:58,290
I'm sorry, baby.
390
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,960
Those weren't my intentions.
391
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,190
Mommy can be such
a knucklehead sometimes.
392
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,760
Okay, coming to the stage,
393
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:09,000
Maya Fulton and her mom,
an almost-Olympic gold medalist.
394
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,230
Okay, okay, come on, let's go.
395
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,340
Ow!
396
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,300
What happened, Mommy?
397
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,040
I think I just twisted my ankle.
398
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,070
I can't go on.
399
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,380
I think you're gonna
have to do this without me.
400
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,980
Okay, well, you might want
to put an ice pack on it.
401
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,450
Yeah, okay.
402
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,490
I saw that.
403
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,020
You gave up your moment.
404
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,990
It was her moment.
405
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,290
Keep that outfit on for tonight.
406
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,790
You better have
an outfit on, too.
407
00:16:39,930 --> 00:16:42,130
Oh, I'm gonna.
408
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,610
Ooh.
409
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,480
Yes!
410
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,520
That's my daughter!
411
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,260
Hey.
Oh.
412
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,630
Hey, I was, uh,
413
00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:16,460
just coming over there
to talk to you.
414
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,270
Right, yeah, I was just, uh,
I was coming over here
415
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,570
to talk to you.
Yeah.
416
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,140
So, I...
417
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,110
Well, I was gonna s...
Yeah, you didn't...
418
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,240
If you...
You want to go first?
419
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,340
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, that sounds right.
420
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,850
Look, son, I-I can't
change the past.
421
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,710
And if I could go back in time,
422
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:35,250
I probably wouldn't have
divorced your mom.
423
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,190
I mean, unfortunately,
424
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:41,060
you grew up in two different
houses with two sets of rules.
425
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:45,060
Her house was Disneyland,
my house was boot camp.
426
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,200
Eh, more like Guantanamo Bay,
427
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,730
Dante's Inferno,
428
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,270
that place where
they held the big guy
429
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,930
from Green Mile, you know?
430
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:55,840
Look, the point is,
all the structure was gone
431
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,500
and I had to compensate.
432
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,670
Your mother was afraid.
433
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,140
She'd call me up panicked
434
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,080
because you were a teenage boy
435
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,210
and you were acting out
and she couldn't control you.
436
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,750
Like Trey.
Hmm.
437
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,220
And so, I had to be the bad guy.
438
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,420
Look, Dad,
I appreciate everything
439
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,460
you're saying right now, but...
440
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,820
I'm a dad, too.
441
00:18:14,820 --> 00:18:15,720
You know?
442
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:16,920
I get it.
443
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,590
I took a stand with Trey
the other day
444
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,630
and I got to admit, you know,
I see some differences.
445
00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:23,700
You know, he's
doing chores now,
446
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:26,930
he's cleaning up his room,
he calls me sir,
447
00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,070
which is crazy, 'cause, like,
448
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,470
that's your dad's name.
449
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:33,040
No, that's a sign of respect.
450
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:34,610
So, how does it feel?
451
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,280
It feels pretty good.
452
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:40,080
Okay, hang on to that feeling,
because you crossed a line.
453
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,080
You cannot go back
and be his friend,
454
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:45,250
otherwise you'll undo
all the progress you've made.
455
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:47,360
Right. Until he has kids,
then...
456
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,660
Ah.
...then things change, right?
457
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,860
Then it gets fun.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
458
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,800
Hey, I just, um,
want to say sorry
459
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,230
for saying I resent you...
Mm.
460
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:02,700
What the heck was that?
461
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,110
You said sorry.
That's a kissing word.
462
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,370
That's what you taught me.
463
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:06,640
Well...
464
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,040
Mm.
465
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,710
What was that for?
466
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,180
Kissing's a kissing word, too.
467
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:14,050
That's it!
468
00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,890
I'm proud of you, son.
I love you.
469
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,360
Oh, and, um,
470
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,330
thanks for making me a man.
471
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,500
I take it all back!
472
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,710
What?
473
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,410
Nothing, Billy Porter. Go.
474
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,110
All right.
475
00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:56,990
Marker.
I don't care about winning,
476
00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:58,230
I care about playing.
477
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,790
It's okay. It's...
478
00:19:59,890 --> 00:20:02,060
"No, Mom, I don't care
about winning, I just..."
479
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,570
Oh, my God.
480
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,870
Tina's wide awake.
481
00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:10,740
Ooh, I like a good-time Tina.
482
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,370
The one that works
at the laundromat.
483
00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:14,340
Yeah, the one with
all the quarters.
484
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,680
And hopefully,
you're not on your last load.
485
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,550
Oh, I am not!
486
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,510
Ha, ha, ha.
487
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:21,020
I got a nice roll of quarters
488
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,520
for you right now.
489
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:25,850
Ooh, make them half-dollars
and we got a deal, baby.
490
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,860
Ooh, I can feel the inflation
setting in right now.
491
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,160
Ooh.
You're greedy.
492
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,160
I'm gonna take you upstairs
493
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,130
and dance with you.
Oh, yeah?
494
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,630
You're gonna dance with me?
495
00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,370
I'm gonna look you
right in the eye
496
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,640
and disappoint you.
Ooh.
497
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,070
Yeah! Yeah!
498
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:52,310
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