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Give me your ID cards

Take it all

We shouldn't have any hassles from HR, project manager, client

Spit to cleanse all curses

Bad vibes...vanish

Cheers

Whom you have seen might be a seer?

Yes, it looked like one

Where do we look for him in this dense forest?

Did you at least get his phone number?!

Hey! I saw this dog with the Holy man

Is he the Holy man you saw?

Same man

I'm scared Let's go back

Why are you in this forest, Swami?

It is God's order

His clothes aren't in order and he talks of God's orders!

Shhhh! He may curse you

Ask him 1st to grant us a boon Then I'll believe in his powers

We work in Chennai in Satvam computers

We earn only Rs 70,000 a month

Major part of our salary gets spent on credit card dues, petrol, recharge

When do you girls ever recharge your phone?

Are you trying to trick him because he's in this forest?

We want to become instant millionaires

Can you grant us a boon?

Please, Swami

Only 1 boon

Only 1 of you can ask

Hey, let me ask

- I'll ask - Why not me?

Shut up Ladies first

Then you ask, dude

Let's not fight

Let us all type our wish and leave our phones at his feet

Let him choose

Okay?

Today is doomsday for this soothsayer!

What on earth did you type, dude?

Wait and see, dude

What did you ask?

For the Tamil newspaper dated 'day after Ayudha pooja'

Why did you ask such a weird wish?

All printing presses will be closed in our state for Ayudha pooja

Then how can he produce a nonexistent paper?

Good way to find out if he's duplicate or original

Hello brother!

However much you search in mid air, you can't grant my boon

Don't try to impress these girls

Look at the date October 4th 2014

Day after Ayudha pooja

That's unbelievable, man

How did he get this paper?

Hey dude, read this

'Satvam computers which was closed for 4 months will resume'

High court's judgment

This is about our office

It says here our office was closed for 4 months

That means, company will shut down tomorrow, huh?

All bunkum!

We ridiculed him, right? This is his 'return gift'!

Pick up your phones and let's be on our way

Whose legs is he trying to pull?! Seer who sees into the future it seems

Let this news not materialize, Swami

You and your superstitions!

Idiot! Follow me

U.S, Silicon valley The divine place

We intend opening our new branch there

How is it?

And those of you accompanying me...

...I just want to share the list with you all

Sir...?

I can't believe this, sir

Excuse me

Oh my God!

'CEO of Satvam computers Venkatapathy Raju...'

'...was arrested early this morning'

'Due to gross violation of RBI rules, Satvam computers has suffered heavy loss'

'80,000 employees and their families are in a state of extreme anxiety'

'Sushma from the venue'

Hey! Where is that newspaper?

Entire Tamilnadu is aware of no circulation of newspapers, the day after Ayudha Pooja

What kind of a question is this?

Will there be any special edition?

It has been 72 years since we started this newspaper

We have never opened our office on 'Ayudha pooja'

Neither will we change that tradition

We grant just that 1 day off Why is that bothering you?

'Similar to what happened on June 2nd at 12 noon there was-'

Hey! Read this news even if it is coincidence

What?

'Chennai repeats a wonder-treat'

'Sudden hail storm hits Chennai for the 2nd time this year'

'Like the June 2nd incident, yesterday too Chennai was hit by a hail storm at midnight'

So...?

What is today?

June 2nd

What is the time?

12'o clock

Is it raining now?

If this news is true shouldn't it rain now?

That's true

Today is June 2nd, right?

Thank God It hasn't happened

Why upset?

It isn't the end of the world

This is the paper of our future

News reported here will happen

Only we know that

So we use this news And earn money

Nice idea

'Wife who killed her husband along with her lover arrested'

'Husband's body in a decomposed state'

Look for cash compositions Not decompositions!

'Real estate entrepreneur indulges in illicit affair'

Give me the paper I'll read out the right article

True, only girls will zero in on 1 followed by many zeroes!

'Rs 20000000 prize money'

'Jo, Nikita, Vaishnavi'

Hey! All our names are printed here

What...our names? Let me take a look

'In the final round of the Chennai boxing league...'

'...a BSNL employee Peter, son of Thomas from Rayapuram won the prize money'

'...amounting to 20 million'

'I dedicate my victory to Sandy, Gokul, Jo, Nikita and Vaishnavi'

'...he accepted with magnanimity'

He has mentioned all 5 of us

Who is this Peter?

"Hey Peter! You cheat...black sheep Trickster...swindler...(beep...beep)"

"Where the hell is he?"

"Royapuram's Peter He's such a prankster"

"Raise the volume, man"

"Twiddling his thumbs inside But 'thumbs up' outside"

"Hey come on...come on"

'This is Peter for you...!'

"We've disowned our folks away We belong to your family, so I say"

"We are Chennai's pet boys I'll say this loud to rejoice"

"Feasting 6 times a day, Roadside Romeo roaming always, I'm Lion-king you know"

"I sacrifice chic chicks for friends Certified martyr beyond precious gems"

"I'm Royapuram Peter Can't get a friend sweeter"

"I'm Royapuram Peter Lovable do-gooder"

"He spins a tale larger than a whale"

"He can charm leaves off a tree He can lie through his teeth easily"

"He can spin yarns so well Even Taj mahal he can sell"

"He'll swear night is white You'll nod your head right"

"With 1 hit he'll get 2 mangoes Oh! Peter can never lose"

'Build-up some more, ladies!'

"Being sneered and jeered, our Peter became the perfect joker"

'Hear me out'

"School or college, you need not go Life teaches lessons to make you grow"

"Over job and money, don't fret Friendship is the biggest asset"

"Pubs and clubs not necessary Folks songs are best sanctuary"

"Rum and puffs are pointless too Just a girl friend who loves you will do"

"We've disowned our folks away We belong to your family, so I say"

"We are Chennai's pet boys I'll say this loud to rejoice"

"Feasting 6 times a day, Roadside Romeo roaming always, I'm Lion-king you know"

"I sacrifice glam dolls for friends Certified martyr beyond gold and gems"

"I'm Royapuram Peter Your friendly neighbor"

"I'm Royapuram Peter Can't get a friend stronger"

"Royapuram Peter Lovable loafer"

"Royapuram Peter Handsome helper"

"Down...get down...right now"

"I have...got down you know"

"One hit...one blow Double knock you glow"

"Hard slap Hell's rap"

"Royapuram's Peter He's such a fraudster"

"I'm Royapuram's Peter I'm such a prankster"

"At home he is useless In his area notorious"

"Boys are a cool lot Rap and tap...fox trot"

"I'm Royapuram Peter I'm a jolly jokester"

"I'm Royapuram Peter I'm a jovial jester"

"Royapuram Peter"

'You rock, my boy'

'Ok...bye...!'

Peter is my son but he is not a boxer

Don't believe him even if he says so

What is this new boxer story?

Is boxing the one where they wear gloves and hit each other's faces?

Aren't you a boxer...then?

I'm not a boxer even now!

Baby, you look like a cushioned mattress

- See you? - Bye

Don't keep flashing your 'close up' smile, huh?!

He is Peter Son of Thomas

And it is his name in the papers But he denies being a boxer?!

That 20 million is ours for sure

How?

If we train him to be a boxer...?

IT brain...!

2 ice cream

Take it, ma'am

If only I can find a girl as fair as this on-

Excuse me

'Oooh! I found her'

Can you...?

I am-

Please...thank you

What a color...!

Then I must feast on it I meant the ice cream!

Oh! Real cool

Thanks, I'll take it

Hello! Did you lick it?

No...no

I don't know, keep both but get me 2 more

My fair lady! I licked only one

Come right now

Look here! I'll follow you anyway On top of it you're insisting I should

I don't need your explanation Buy me another one, that's all

I don't have money on me

Beg or borrow What do I care?

If I call no one will respond

First call, then we'll check if they rush to your aid or not

My friend 'Fire' Kumar is waiting downstairs

Call and ask him to come He is loaded

Why should I? Call from your phone

Not enough balance on mine to call

I'm poor family

- He is such a pain! - Believe me

Okay...what's his number?

98406 6185

It's ringing

He won't respond to a male voice

If he hears your voice he'll come running

Tell him you are Peter's friend

- Hello - What...credit card, huh?

I'm Peter's friend here

What...Peter's friend...? Are you pulling a fast one?

Hey, he's not believing me

Huh...closer

- Dude, my girl - Really?

Hey...?!

Simply...just kidding Only then he'll land up

We are waiting here only for you

Come up to the 3rd floor

Yes...come up

Want some?

- Pooh! - Okay

Peter, you didn't even tell me?

My friend, Fire Kumar

- Very important! - Why spoil my joy?

Pay me back

Dude, give her Rs 20

I don't have that kind of money, dude

Just 20 bucks...is that a big amount for you?

If it isn't a big amount, then please get going

Are you caught?

Awww! Virat Kohli just got out

- Now you don't add to my tension - We can get another kohl for you!

Can you now buy me an ice cream or not?

Excuse me, do you want to try my friend's number?

Try that number Super, dude

Save her number

Let me find out her name

Darjeeling, how can I save your number with no name?

Shall I save it as honey bunch?

Yazhini, let's go

God help me

Yazhini...isn't her name also sooper cool, dude?

So is her friend, dude

It is true boxing league is happening this October

But the prize amount is not 20 million as you think

Only 100000

Good morning, Air Asia

Good morning, madam I need some information

Is Air Asia interested in sponsoring a boxing event?

Sorry, sir

We have no idea of sponsoring any event other than cricket

- Not now, 4 months later - Even then unlikely

Peter boxer...no Boxing match October...confirmed

Cash reward 20 million Looks like he'll ask us for money!

Tournament sponsor Didn't respect us at all

Guys, this is the report we have gathered

But no worries

Peter will definitely win

Air Asia will sponsor the event for 20 million, because-

It has already been published in the papers

Yes...only we know this news But not Peter, because-

- It is also in the paper! - Correct

So...we'll train Peter to be a boxer

If we do?

- He'll win, we'll be millionaires - In your dreams!

He'll fight, win and get only Rs 100000 it seems

While he'll stand down cheer and get 20 million?

- Will anyone accept this? - Let's change our plan

We'll offer him Rs 50,000 per month

Plus take care of his training and other expenses

He'll definitely be interested in the money because he's jobless

Point!

Guys, let's get hold of him, make him sign the agreement and start the game

Look how fast she is

And I'm stuck with this stick-in-the-mud!

You said you wanted to talk about something

Something, huh?

This boxing-

Boxing and I don't gel, bro

I just met a buttered baby faced girl

I don't want to get into boxing and get my face smashed now

What if the girl says no to me, correct?

Correct...correct

Even your friend thinks I am right

- Dumbass! Tell him - You tell him

We'll give you Rs 50000 per month

50000 means?

- 75000 - 100000

So...you're suggesting I try?

Definitely, definitely

- What is this? - Agreement

Is it agriculture or boxing?

Tell me clearly Or else I'll get confused

- It's an agreement, sir - For what?

What if we cheat you by not paying you the money?

Whatever the federation gives, is for you

We'll take whatever extra comes your way

Extra may be only a bronze cup

That's enough for us, boss

Here's your advance, Rs 50000

They are caught lock stock and barrel!

- Nut case - Mad cap

Should I sign here? It's all in English

As I'm suffering from...boxing They'll all get conned, okay

Oh God! He's thinking

Will you give me your bike?

"Oh girl...fragrance of flower on me will shower-"

God help me

That stink was from biryani

I swear I don't eat meat

I promise on my mother

Swear on God...hello?

You planted such a big bomb in my love, you Alladin goblin!

If ever I get hold-?

Yes, I am running behind Yazhini

That's my job for now

Until it materializes, I cannot train for...what's the name?

- Boxing - I can't do all that crap

How can we possibly set up that girl with you?

Then set me up with that girl!

That's next to impossible

That's why you are my 'mission possible'

You do make sense but it isn't practically possible

You just keep trailing her One day it will get set

Are you asking me to wait?

If a crane waits for the sea to evaporate to catch dried fish...

...its intestine will shrink and it will die of hunger

We'll die if you keep talking like this

Go ahead

But before you die set me up with Yazhini

If you don't get Yazhini, I won't get trained as a boxer

It's true love you know

How can we set him up with that female?

Did we study engineering to engineer his sex drive?

Dude, how do we do that?

Wait...wait

Click it...quick

Facebook account name is Yazhini Sethuraman

Only daughter

- Father is a Tamil professor - She has studied B.Pharm

Her dad has invested in a pharmacy for her

But because of her interest in sports...

...she works as an assistant attender in a tennis court

She has to fold the nets, pick all the balls, keep a count of them

Her job is picking up balls?

Sports is Yazhini's life

If you follow her as a boxer, you can win her over easily

Is boxing a sport? I didn't know this

She's coming...action...come on

She is seeing you

Boxing Harbhajan Singh

Stop it, dude She has gone

Oh! Has she left?

Hello?

Shucks!!

"To my heart's string, powdered glass she coated to fly her kite, this lass"

"To my pinheaded flower bed she planted her love and fled"

"It started with an ice lolly Sent me into a tizzy, this dolly"

"With her marble eyes and halo she made me sizzle head to toe"

"She rolled me like a tomato I danced on the road like a wacko"

"I used to happily catnap after breakfast Now I loiter with love-flu, jackass!"

"In my heart she flew her kite with an abrasive string to incite"

"To my blockheaded flower bed her love she embedded"

"Oh mama...come to me baby Won't you come right now...?"

"We can sweat it out in the sun"

"We can burn it up and heat it up and take it down"

"Gonna be crazy and super fun!"

"Yeah...yeah...yeah"

"Oh mama...come to me baby Won't you come right now...?"

"We can sweat it out in the sun"

"We can burn it up and heat it up and take it down"

"Gonna be crazy and super fun!"

"On love's wicket, in a cricket match she baited me with a 1-pitch catch"

"Girl, why did you bowl the last ball in the middle stump for me to fall?"

"I bowled a Yorker to this sexy kitten She hit a sixer and now I'm smitten"

"With her left hand she tore my soul I'm now a comic piece out of control"

"I stood like a knucklehead confused What to do...I knuckled under bemused"

"I'm the donkey dumbass Peter You're the flour-glued poster"

"That's why with love-dengue now I waltz like a zapped Zoozoo"

"In my heart she flew her kite with an abrasive string to ignite"

"To my pinheaded flower bed she planted her love and fled"

"Oh mama...come to me baby Won't you come right now...?"

"We can sweat it out in the sun"

"We can burn it up and heat it up and take it down"

"Gonna be crazy and super fun!"

"Yeah...yeah...yeah"

"Oh mama...come to me baby Won't you come right now...?"

"We can sweat it out in the sun"

"We can burn it up and heat it up and take it down"

"Gonna be crazy and super fun!"

Let me show her the silent side of me

Ahem! My plan seems to be working out

Don't trouble yourself

Why?

He got the mechanic for me

Who?

Who...huh...friend

Silencer is sounding good!

- All done - How much?

He already paid me

She's expecting you to talk to her, you know

If you chat nineteen to a dozen and suddenly stop, they'll zero in

This is Peter technology

Looks like we'll be stuck here for more than an hour...?

This bunk is crowded too

They'll hike up fuel price at least 4 times a month!

- Such a pain - Stick to your line

Bloody fate!

Come over this side, sir

I've been shouting my throat hoarse and you're happily ignoring me

- That's my friend - Meet up with your friends outside

Isn't everyone here waiting in a queue...?

Go behind and wait

Hello! I've fuelled extra in my bike for you too

You saw me waiting, huh?

Are you a boxer?

Y...yes

Somehow must fuel my love with this petrol and take it forward

I love sports

I am fanatic about sports

I haven't even watched any sports on any TV channel

- How much? - It's okay

Bad enough I didn't pay for the puncture

Just tell me how much

You don't have to pay me A cup of coffee will do

Hello...both coffee and petrol cost the same

Are all these people here lovers?

Yes, of course

What will they think of us?

- As lovers only - Is that so?

Good, let them

You don't have any boy friend, do you?

Don't lie

You look like a butter ball Don't say you don't?!

Even so-so chicks juggle 2 guys at the same time!

Seriously, I am single

'Then I can make it 'doubles' To be on the safe side, confirm'

So you are not in love

Guys do follow me They even profess their love

But 1 look at my dad, they run for their lives

Is he so scary to look at?

My future-husband has to win the competition set by my dad

What competition is that?

'Kural' competition

That's a cakewalk for me How many 'kurals'?

Minimum 10

I'll stun him with 5 I meant 55!

Just tell me day, date, time, venue

If you read an English book does that give you 'celeb' status?!

'Yazhini illam'

After we get married, I must change it to 'Peter's palace'

Why is everyone holding a book in their hands and memorizing?

Why do we need to read for a 'voice' competition?

Look at this animal parading with an iPad

How do I get past these goons to meet Yazhini?

- What are you doing here? - Participate in the competition

- All the best - Thank you

Recommendation, huh?

Don't think you can threaten me because you are her uncle!

Hello!! I'm also a 'comtetor'

You look like a stuffed carburetor And you think you're my competitor

- Trying to be funny? - Did you get yourself a token?

Token...for what?

Get a token and wait for your turn

Keep an eye on him

Go...go, man

Don't bark, 'comtetor'

They seem real weird

Just when we look up she isn't present there

You need to look presentable for that!

- What's your name? - Vavval

You're named after the bird bat? Do you know the rules?

Don't know, sir

I'm a teacher with a doctorate in Tamil

Oh! But I don't like

To get my consent to marry Yazhini you must recite 10 'kurals' clearly

Only 2 chances Can you do that?

So easy

Go ahead

Grinding batter is the best exercise Especially in hotels it's a real grind

I select, sir?

'Rejected'

Why, sir?

Bloody Bhaskar! Where is that 'know-it-all Kaushik'?

What happened, dude?

Lot of cheating, man!

I asked Kaushik how 'hotel' was used in a couplet written in 30BC!

- Didn't I? - You did

He said 'it is alright Don't worry, be happy'

And sent me inside

I missed that girl

Greetings, sir

I'm awesome

Enough of build up...begin

'To preach is easy...'

'To preach is easy but what's next...pira...piract'

Perambalur...?

Musiri

Marthandam

Are you a bus conductor?

Pooh! I'm a Tamil teacher

Did I hear you right?

Red carpet, huh?

Shake hands, dude

Good morning, sir

- What's your name? - Peter

1st chance or 2nd chance?

I don't take chances with my voice, sir

'My performance will make the teacher's jaw line drop!'

Why show your back to me when reciting a 'kural'?

I don't stop with my voice alone My body language will talk too

1st 'kural'

Heyyyyyy!

To marry Yazhini, 15 boys have queued up outside

10 of them look like terrorists from Pakistan

4 look like 'accused'

Only 1 with personality is me, dude

I mean...sir

Next 'kural' with more respect

My dear people of Tamil Nadu I'm your beloved Bharathiraja speaking

If I should talk about Yazhini she is such a beautiful girl

No one in this world will believe if I introduce you as Yazhini's father

But I think her mother must have been a raving beauty

Where is she?

Hey...you!

That's unnecessary now

But Yazhini's life partner 'Made for each other' couple

I'm proud to say is Peter

Does that satisfy you, moron?

That was just an over-enthu spill from my mouth, sir

You'll love this 'kural'

There's a black sheep in our flock What's happening...head spinning?!

Must be a symptom of pregnancy!

Soldiers...rotate your heads

Black sheep...maaaaaeeee!

Sethu...maaaaaeeee!

Where do I aim first?

Your brain ticking excuses to reject me or the face glaring at me with its nose?!

I know to mimic in many such voices, sir

Pinhead! I meant 'kural' as in THE famous couplets, not mimicry

What is 'Thirukkural'?

Who wrote Thirukkural?

Poet Vairamuthu

Clue is beard

- I got it...Vaali - Clean bowled

- Wrong answer, huh? - 101% rubbish

I'll make it easier for you Who wrote Kamba Ramayanam?

Kambar

Answer is in the name

Same way, Thirukkural was written by Kuralarasan

Then you'll claim Silambarasan wrote Silapadigaram

If you don't know to teach properly accept it, anger is easy way out!

Don't act too smart Egg fritter-face!

Don't change tracks Listen to me, my golden goose

Thirukkural was written by Thiruvalluvar

It is divided into 3 sections

Arathupal, Porutpal and Kamathupal

- What about Amala Paul? - I'll chop you to pieces

Hey Sandy! What does 'kamathupal' mean?

Clarify the lady's doubt

Why don't you ask this to any other pal of yours?

How do I explain taboo topics to her?

Male +female+aphrodisiac is the 3rd part of Thirukkural

I got this!

'Just as the alphabet A is the beginning of all letters...'

- Very good - I've got it, right?

'Like alphabet A is the beginning of all letters...'

Next word reminds me of some film acted by Jayam Ravi

- Bang on - I got it?

'Like alphabet A is the beginning of all letters...'

'...'M.Kumaran s/o Mahalakshmi' world'

Move now

I have a super brainwave

Project Thirukkural

Blue print of Yazhini's house

Blue? But it is painted green!

Don’t ridicule Let her talk

Gokul will stand here, Jo will be here Vaishu here and I'll be in this spot

- What about Sandy? - Care of street!

Very good, I thought as much

That's all fine, but where are we placing the bomb?

- In your mouth! - Oh! Code word for 'foyer'?

Sometimes he gets it right!

We'll be in vantage points to symbolically help you with the 'kurals'

I didn't get this one bit

- Show him, please - What is this?

Gun (thupakki)

If Nikita stands near this window and shows this what 'kural' will you recite?

'Thupparkku thuppaya thupparkki thupparkku thuppaya thoovum mazhai'

Heyyyyy...yes!

Silly boy!

Whose voice do you intend imitating now?

My original voice

All the best

This is 'Thirukkural' competition Not mimicry, hope that's clear

Recite a couplet

'Rain begets the food we eat And forms food and drink comple-'

You think you are 'Revolver Rita'...come out

You were doing good Why did you stop?

What's chimney-nose chap doing here?

'It is wise to seek truth everywhere from whoever-'

- Awww! Crow...? - Robin Hood...come here, man

'Thupparkku thuppaya'- They took it away, sir

Took away what?

Be calm...don't get flustered

'Thupparkku thuppaya...duba'-

Next line?

Going to Dubai?

'My love is gone for a toss!'

Can I drink some water?

2nd chance also gone for a toss?

'A kind deed though small in hour of need outweighs the whole world indeed'

'There is redemption for all crimes but not ingratitude in all times'

'Analyze virtues of a man, plus and minus Then decide according to the excess'

'A friend is like the hand rushing to aid a state of undress without being asked'

'Be born with fame if birth you want Or else you are not worthy to flaunt'

'Humility takes one to God's realm And indulgence to hell's mayhem'

'One who speaks harsh, not sweet is like choosing unripe fruits to eat'

'Wisdom worth acquiring, learn flawlessly And stand by that learning faithfully'

'Disciplined conduct gives one dignity Cherish beyond life its purity'

'Even if God denies reward of fulfillment effort awards its own payment'

Ragini printers!

What has Ragini printers got to do with these couplets?

I read that too, sir

Syllabus

'Selected'

Why is he miming an auto driver now?

- Congratulations - Soooper

I thought I'd mess it up I was so nervous but-

How did you manage to win?

Basically hard work, sincerity dedication...and...uh...love

In love with whom? Ragini...?

Is that why you added 'Ragini printers' in the end?

How do you know?

I was the one who put it up there!

- You? - Hmm

- Love? - Hmmmm!

"Love, I fell into the alcove of your eyes I don't want anything else to energize"

"Girl, the hours, in your life I merged I melted, that will do, I'm super charged"

"In my dream you're my heroine before I woke up, you streamed in"

"I wandered meandered and then I found my angel all of a sudden"

"I gave myself to you, no ultimatum Oh! I bought you in return"

"It is enough if you laugh with me In my life nothing else I need really"

"I'm the happiest man if I can admire you Nothing else matters to me, my honeydew"

"Wherever the wind blows I heard your voice enclose"

"I'll be that breeze love, if you please"

"If your fingers caress me and go my nights stretch longer, Romeo"

"Hereafter I'll hate daytime, my soul mate sublime"

"My love...beloved"

"This lovely love turned true because of my love for you"

"You and me are 'we' in unity No longer any disparity"

"I'm over the moon if you smile at me In my life nothing else I need truly"

"If I can idolize you I'm the happiest girl You put me on cloud 9, my dear love"

"Love, I fell into the alcove of your eyes I don't want anything else to eternalize"

"This will do, my dear Year after year after year...!"

"Girl, the days, in your life I fused I dissolved, that will do, I'm suffused"

"Unquestionably...I'm on a high Only want the same 24x7x365"

"I lost my way in the alcove of your eyes Love, this will do, for me to romanticize"

"Girl, nothing else will please me All I want is you always beside me"

"Girl, the weeks in your life I mixed Transfixed, no longer jinxed, I'm fixed"

"What else do I need, tell me when you are here, my lovely"

Hey! Look at this

Our boxing championship has been announced in the newspaper

'2014 TNBA Boxing contest Applications are welcome'

That's enough

- Who are these foreigners? - My cousins!

Is that true, uncle?

Walk the normal route Why this vibrator mode?

Good morning, boss

You don't look like a candidate for nomination in our boxing contest

You don't look like an officer either

Okay, sign this form

It's all in Hindi!

Okay guys, it's time Let's 'disturbut' the sweets

- What? - Give sweets to everyone

Why?

My mother has told me to start any auspicious event by eating sweets

Didn't she also tell you to eat with your own money?

- Where should I sign? - Here

Ahaaa...how sweet...you

Here...here...here...!

Instead of signing he's drawing a heart and shooting an arrow

What else? If I win in boxing-

Who's that?

Stop it

Heyyyy!

You speak to him He's a nasty fellow

Did you come here to stuff yourself with free food?

Not eat, you nose-cut fellow I've come to fight

You are least qualified to discuss nose, mouth and teeth!

You won the 'brainbox' contest because my brain is drained

But I'm the champion when it comes to fighting

- Hey Vavval - I'm a flying bat!

Hide behind me, I don't want him to bite you!

"Purple ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby"

Let's face each other in boxing

Start the music

- Must start practice from tomorrow - Do I need practice too?

Only for you

- Then do this for me - Apply soap on your face?

Take a bowl full of cashew nuts

- Toast it in lukewarm heat - Sir, why cashew nuts?

Daughter of a dumbass!

When you diet with beer, proteins as side dish is good for your body!

Look how he angles for free beer!

Also, when you buy beer in bulk, they may palm off different brands

Don't get fooled Be careless!

If brand gets mixed up my head will complain with pain

Your practice will get messed up

Another point to note

When you buy beer, make sure to place it on your cheek

Why should we do that?

How dumb! Best way to check if the beer is cold or not, no?

None of the shops stock cold beer nowadays

My dear Rathi Agnihothri, one look at your tin-beer figure and I knew it!

Don't you worry my darling, we will find a way out

Heaven help us! Looks like he is planning something big!

- How's this corner here? - Don't say anything

- Nice corner - We are done for!

Buy a fridge for that corner

Fill it with beer bottles and problem solved

Sir, we are leaving now

Please come tomorrow at 6:00 a.m to the gym

Coach will be waiting for you

- At 6:00? - Yeah

- At midnight? - What midnight?

That means I must wake up at 5.30

- That means I must sleep well tonight - Definitely, definitely

If I must sleep well tonight, you know this Hindi actress...?

Don't get me wrong

- Air conditioner model - Haaahn! Priyanka Chopra

Haaahn! Just fix that brand for me

Thank God, he didn't ask for that actress!

Then...'mattress'! What's your favorite color?

We don't have any favorite colors

Shut up! He asked me, not you

Blue

What a coincidence! My favorite color too

Will you paint my house in our favorite color?

But your house is already painted blue

But you didn't pay for it then!

Then-

We'll see you later then

Thank God, he left us with this!

Hey, what's that you are carrying?

- Laptop - Leave that also behind

- Why didn't you add her to your list?! - Won't I...if she was a hot chick?

Juice, sir

Why do you also look so dark like my friend Fire Kumar?

- It's your dark glasses, sir - Oh...it's okay

- What juice is it? - Hand out

By my own hand! Pineapple juice

Wine apple juice?

Tickle my ribs?! Maybe then I can laugh

- Feed me, dude - Look at my fate!

Open your mouth

Do I look like Srividya in the film Aboorva sagodharargal to you?

Just like how she was poisoned by the villains

No irresponsibility at all, bloody fool

- Who are you? - Coach, sir

Find your own passenger for your damn coach?

Boxing coach, sir

Coach, all sides closed No gate to escape, huh?

Climb over the rope

Deal with you later

Am I a sightseeing object of interest like Taj Mahal!

- Don't make a fuss - Lift your hand

Higher

- Open your mouth - Are you a dentist?

Take a deep breath Inhale deeper

Do you think you are like the archer Arjuna...?

Just follow his instructions

Box

If you dance this way, I can also match with 'Goundamani style'...want to see?

Stop hitting me, boss

Coach! He's punching me

You buffalo, ask him to stop hitting me

Bro, I'll get you some money from the IT team

Fire kumar, they are beating up a boxer

Who are they?

Is he really a boxer?

My father doesn't like me fighting with anyone...tell him, you deaf buffalo!

If you disturb me when I haven't got over my hang over...

- Dear, someone is peeping at bathroom? - Leave it, he has a bad taste

Yazhini Darjeeling

Why is your voice sounding so lousy?

Liquor was lousy, man

You avatar of 'Avatar', shut up

Silly me! I didn't even pick up her call, huh?!

- Yazhini - Where are you?

- I'm at home practicing - I'm also outside your house

- My house...my house? - You haven't left for training yet?

- Shall I hit you? - Shall I?

You both don't have to hit yourselves crazy

Do you want to hit 'on' me?!

- How come you've still not left? - Training, Yazhini

I smell something weird here

- Nothing weird - Nothing weird

- Smell of liquor - Liquor?

When I'm here...liquor smell? How it is possib-

Caught red handed

You caught me, Yazhini Let me spill it all

Skeleton in my cupboard My father is the culprit, Yazhini

He just can't go to work without a small shot daily

'She's falling for it, let me damage daddy's name fully'

Tragedy of my childhood

Totally addicted to alcohol

I used to win trophies in sports and come home excited yelling 'daaddy'

He'll grab my cup, drink from that too and sleep, Yazhini

Against all odds, I practiced hard and if I'm a famous cricket player today-

I went overboard and blabbered, huh?

- Peter, you are a boxer - B...Bo...Boxer...!

Even you've got the knack of covering up for me

Only you can manage my family, father and me

'Guys in love should be given the Oscars!'

Shall we leave?

Hmm...bye

If I go there now, he'll ask those buffaloes to hit me

Go for your practice Why wriggling all over me?

Coach is waiting for you

Yazhini, all these punches tired my body totally

Can you give me something to boost up my drained energy?

Hmm...for energy drink Boost or Horlicks

- There's something else - What is it?

Take a leap!

Then I can't practice

My boxing future lies in your lips, you know!

Fine, close your eyes

Don't bite me

What's this? 2 paise peck?

You first finish your training properly

I'll give you the biggie just before the match, promise

Even your peck on my palm is so pulsating...!

Wonder what'll happen to the guy who gets punched with this palm

Tell me, Yazhini

Sandy, Peter is on an emotional tour

He'll probably make 10 guys fly with 1 blow!

I've given him that much of energy, check him out

Okay, Yazhini, thanks

He's rocking big time, man Even in the training phase

Who's that pancake-pan head praising?

- He is on a rampage! - Who?

Peter...who else? So young and so-

Paper is working its Peter-magic, dude

Did you see his punches?

Is he himself greasing people's palms to praise him?

Confirmed, Peter is this year's champion

Peter sir is practising, madam

- What's his name? - Peter...Peter the killer

- His dad's name? - Thomas

This was the Peter all over all the papers?

Assuming everything is correct, his dad should work in BSNL, right?

We checked that too

He was transferred to BSNL, Royapuram last week

- From where? - From Pune

Then the Peter we are fostering and nurturing...?

They've hung me up like a terrorist from Pakistan in a Captain's film!

Hey accountant! Let me down You look awful from this angle

You look worse than me from any angle also

So you accept you look awful!

Yeah, talk from ear to ear There are 2 Peters now

Just look at how much we have spent on you

How will you make up for this?

Put me down and I'll come up with a master plan for you

What's your master plan?

Let me get down and I'll tell you

Tell your game plan Then you can come down

Suppose we had known the right Peter what would we have done?

We'd have signed an agreement with him

We'll do the same now

How will he know about the cash reward of 20 million?

- Yeah, correct - Yes, of course

What can I do for you?

Peter is sure to win in the upcoming boxing tournament

- Only we know this - I know it too

Sir, did you also go to Chandragiri forest?

Yov! What are you blabbering?

Peter has won in the last 15 tournaments

It will be a knock-out this tournament too

I thought maybe our God man gave him a copy of our newspaper

Are you here to discuss sponsorship for the match?

Yes, sir

If you somehow set it up for us...

...we'll give you a bribe of Rs 100000 every month

Get out, I say

Don't shoo us out

However rigorously he has trained Peter can win only if he is with us

You should be with him...?

- Hi Peter! - 1000000 per month

- You don't have to exert too much! - No need of any training

It will be a cake walk Very close to Chennai

Shall we discuss the terms?

How come he is making a grand entry in this car?

Tar-tin's torture is worse!

These beggars drive me crazy nowadays

Hey IT team! What happened to you?

You look like the maids in this apartment!

Did the financier show you the back door?

Mattress, why are you not picking up my calls?!

You'll have split lips, watch out

The air con you fixed isn't cooling below 18 degrees

Then you shouldn't complain I didn't come for training or didn't perform

Boxing isn't as easy as you think, brother

Hey! Do something please

Right, pay my call taxi bill

Definitely, definitely

Plus 2 idli with coconut chutney pure and thick...be quick

Okay, it's waste of time I'll start my training

I might look like I'm asleep But it is meditation

Signal me only if my girl lands up

Okay...?

Get lost

What lies he concocts to simply sleep and dream

You mindless morons! We know he isn't Peter

Then why are we pampering him?

If we should get the prize money reported in that newspaper...

...we need a Peter

That Peter doesn't want to accept us

This Peter is not willing to abandon us

We have only 2 points in our favor to win

1st is his name should be Peter 2nd is we should be with him

Both fit our bill, right? Then why should we worry?

When Peter wins 1st whistle should be mine

'Under the auspices of TNBA in this prestigious Mohanakrishnan indoor stadium'

'...the boxing tournament will commence in a short while'

'We extend a warm welcome to spectators gracing this occasion'

Hey Fire! Sports means just playing games, right?

Yes, man

They are actually hitting each other

Are they playing some kind of game with me?

Boxing isn't my kind of game Let's clear out right now

Just make sure Yazhini doesn't kno-

'Great escape' somehow

She seems to be calling you?

Adjust and go along with my flow of words

What's this?

Open it and see for yourself

Looks like a super gift

Very clear cut!

Why do I need a soup bowl now?

What the traffic cops use to avoid pollution?

- I got it right? - To be lowered, dude

Don't forget to wear it

Each to her own!

Yazhini...?

Yaaazhu!!

Tell me

Will you do whatever I say?

Sure, I will

Then will you wait outside till the match is over?

Why should I wait out?

What if you hate me seeing the way I smash my opponent to a pulp?!

Do you think I will get scared?

You might get scared How do I make you...tell her

She's the last person to get scared, let her come in

Why...you jinxer?!

- What's your problem? - How do I juggle this?

Let me be frank, Yazhini

Why are you ruining it?

Not that truth, you idiot

If you come in and watch me my eyes will focus only on you

I'll get all romantic then

Should I get into action or not?

I even learn to whistle, you know?

Wow! She even learnt to whistle it seems

You whistle from outside I'll hear it inside

No, I won't

Please, my honey bunch

No

Do you want me to win or not?

- I want you to win - Will you please wait out then?

You're shooing me out, no? I won't come even if you call me

Do you know how eagerly I was looking forward to this?

- Thank God - Hey hey...kiss

I hate you

But...Yazhini, I love you

Throw it away Let's 1st escape from here

Aiyaiyo! Fire...run

Peter...!

They are calling you, dude

Do you also have any brains? How will I escape if you butt in?

Why are you getting riled up? Did we offend you in some way?

Sir isn't in the right frame of mind

He can't participate in this match

He's leaving

That's all, you mongrel!

Are you playing games with me?

I just said I won't play Didn't you get it?

- Don't play games - Right from the horse's mouth!

I'm not playing any games See you in the next

Have fun, guys Bye...bye...bye

You're legally bound to play this match and you've taken cash as advance from us

So what?

You call the police

For what?

To take legal action against you

That's okay

I was worried they may register a complaint

That's what we intend doing, da!

She's being disrespectful! They seem to be serious, da

They plan to call the cops

I have no strength in my body to bear broken ribs, see you

And you call yourself my friend!? Give me a good idea

He's using his brain cells He'll come up with a brainwave

Wait for 2 months, we'll beg or borrow and repay you

You have 10 minutes

I'll squeal your true colors to your father-in-law

Oh! I'm cornered What to do now?

- Super?! - God help me!!

'We are proud to introduce a special celebrity to you'

'He began his career in 2001 National tournament'

Whom is he praising sky high like this?

'With his diligence, dedication-'

'...with discipline as his backbone he has adjudged tournaments'

'And elevated the contestants to international level'

'The 1 and only referee Tiger Tyson'

Open

He seems to be in awe of me?!

Soooper hey...soooperay

Excuse me, is this a fashion show? Pooh! Remove your dark glasses

1st time on stage, huh? This is boxing

I'm not like other referees I am very, very strict

SHUT UP...colander mouth fellow

Hands up

Open your mouth Fix your clip

You called it a soup bowl when she gifted it to you!

Come on

Shake hands and get introduced to each other

How are you? What does your father do?

He's a construction worker Keep your small talk elsewhere

- Okay - Hey...get back in

You and your comedy!

Now the rules and regulations

You don't know English...? I'll update you in Tamil

- 10 rounds on the whole - Wowwww!

Not booze...boxing!

3 minutes for 1 round So for 10 rounds...?

- 40 minutes - Broom stick will fly!

31

You'll excel

You'll be on top, fatso

After 3 minutes, a bell will be rung

We can go and eat then

Why not go straight home? Glutton! Are you a boxer?!

Look at this boxer's behavior?

Don't be silly...!

When you punch him, you should take it straight on your nose

Same goes for you No hiding, no dodging

Both should co operate without batting an eyelid!

Only then game will finish fast and we can all go home

Go and take off the jacket

- Whose?! - Yours, you idiot!

I'm sparing you because I have gloves!

Carry on...carry on

Your plan of action, Blackie boy

Aim straight Punch here and there

I'm the referee Get off me

Ready...box

Come on...don't be a pain

Knock him out with 1 solid punch

Where is he...missing?

Am I some teenage girl for you to circle around me?

Hit him

They bring tramps from the road and ask them to box on stage

Where is he?

Catch him...punch

If he keeps playing 'I-spy' when will he start the fight?

- This is 'Maan Karate' sir - That means...?

It's a new technique To dart away like a deer

Upper punch Aim...focus

Don't take your eyes off him

6-7-8-9-10

Blackie boy has won

- He or me? - You have won

Boxing is so easy

Yazhini, your guy has won

Really? Thank God!

Sir, pose

'New kind of boxing by novel boxer Children follow his footsteps'

- Hi - Hiiii!

This is my Peter Haven't you met him?

Boxer

Boxer...?

He doesn't look like one, right?

'Why are you putting doubts into their heads?!'

Try your punches on him Go ahead, try your luck

How smartly she strings them along

I'll be your punching bag

Your turn!

What on earth do they eat to have iron fists like these?!

- Me...me...? - Yeah!

Why are you teary eyed?

Love

Luvvvv...?!

"Darling Darjeeling My sugar dumpling"

"Duckling, dumpling, darling"

"You brat, in her breath dainty you are hibernating to infinity"

"In the bottom of her heart you play with her soul's vapor night and day"

"Why was I born on this earth? Now I know the reason for my birth"

"For me to dwell in your shadow I know very well, now I'll do so"

"I flipped topsy turvy, oh lassie! I checked you out, no dilly dally"

"Hand in hand, merge with the breeze, we'll walk together, you and me"

"Darling Darjeeling My love muffin"

"Muffin, munchkin, minikin"

"Darling Darjeeling My daffy duckling"

"Duckling, dumpling, darling"

"Even if I'm born many times over I'll pray for us to fall in love, my lover"

"To ward ill-wishers' eyes, with my life I'll protect you, my dear to-be-wife"

"Like the moon's reflection on the water I'll admire you, my heart throb boxer"

"Even if the sun scorches the skin I'll ensure you are cool, my munchkin"

"Till the skies get dehydrated Till this earth rotates repeated"

"I'll love you uninhibited"

"Till my eyes can see clearly Till the last breath from me"

"I'll cherish you with my love, lovingly"

"I flipped topsy turvy, oh lassie! I checked you out, no dilly dally"

"Hand in hand, merge with the breeze, we'll walk together, you and me"

"Like Sita for Rama Kannan and Radha"

"Me and you, you and me That's the way it will always be"

"Like Sita for Rama Kannan and Radha"

"Me and you, you and me That's the way it will always be"

"Hot stuff pizzazz Knock out kickass"

"You brat, in her breath dainty you are hibernating to infinity"

"Darling Darjeeling My real life mannequin"

"Adrenalin...raisin...heroine"

"Darling Darjeeling Yazhini, love-queen"

"Queen...serene...evergreen"

Shake hands

Box

Fantastic, Peter You are the best!

Yes...!

Her friends are all here it seems

Yazhini asked me once again if she can come watch the match

No need, dude

Do you know what is the most humiliating thing in the world?

Seeing the girl we love realize her lover is a loser face to face

Death is a better option

So you're okay with her watching the match?

That was a brilliant punch-dialog

- Shut up, you ass - Oh! That was a punch...sorry

My blessed fate!

Mike Tyson, Mohammad Ali, Jet Li Bruce Lee, MGR, Sharath Kumar, Jayam Ravi

Let all these boxers who stung like a bee save me

This chap?

1 round with him and I must guzzle 10 more rounds when I get home!

Open the rope

Vavval...Vavval!

He looks like a gorilla's premature baby

Ladies and gentlemen, I am 18 times champion

Where did you buy this belt?

Heavy weight champion belt

If buffaloes like you win we'll ourselves give it

- You must not bring it yourself - I don't accept anything from anyone

What about a punch?

Why are you all brainless?

Oh God! I missed the belt, referee

I'll smash your fa-

Referee, you're insulting me in front of my brothers

If I pounce you'll be pulp and juice!

These are your brothers? They look like flowerpot-heads

Think you're hero's brothers in the film 'Veeram'?

Referee! I'm fuming mad at him My aim is focused at him

Come on

Are you aiming at him?

- Yes, referee - He's my aim too

Let's shake hands

He tortured me in the last round Go and kill him somehow, Vavval

Come, let's hit him together

- Referee! - You have to hit him

Want to drag me to a murder trial?

Come...come...come

Ducking, dodging, diving, jiving

All your 'Maan karate' tactics won't work this time around

Saw the guy?

He looks like a bear's youngest son

He'll kill you in just 1 punch

Try to win and live

Start First round!

Hit

Hey, don't come behind Yazhini!

Don't go in front of Yazhini

Hey! Don't talk about Yazhini

Wait...wait...wait

Who's Yazhini?

Referee, I love Yazhini, I joined this competition only to marry her

Is that so...?

Yes, spit on him

- What is this? - Referee, he's lying

He's lying He's a dangerous animal

You are lying it seems Are you lying?

No...no...no, referee He's lying...come on

Wait...wait

Are you mad or what?

Have you guys come here to fight?

- I know - Brainless buffaloes

Okay, I am pack up

Come here

They are knocking me out

Box Hit each other

Punch him Punch him

Like that

Left hook

Upper punch

They'll ring the bell anytime now

His over enthusiasm is a pain!

If you continue like this, I'll just toss a coin and declare the winner

- Toss? I choose heads...the boss - Then I want the young commander

You can favor actors Ajith, Vijay whomever

Shameless fellow, just punch him once for having come into the ring

Dude! If you're true to your bat-man name Vavval...

...then try and punch me once

If you're the son of a male bat then punch him once...only once

Come...come...come

Are you insulting my father?

Daadddddddddy!

Why did he get angry now?

Get ready I am punching now

What's happening?

Come...come...come

I missed Peter...!

Bat has sprouted a wing He has flown the ring

The bear went threadbare!

His head is stuck at an odd angle!

Referee!

How shameless can he be!

Okay...okay

Why do you come in front of a boxer?

I'm not hitting you because I'm in a good mood

Go...move aside

Take him and go

Next match in the 2nd round is between Peter vs Madhavan

No, it's 42 inches TV only

Hey! They're showing Peter

Yazhini! Control yourself

'Today is the 3rd day and semi finals of this tournament'

'Since Maan karate Peter is the contestant crowds throng to the ring, especially kids'

Can't be your muscle power More likely ant bite!

Action...rock on

Saw his diversion tactics?

You saw the guy? He means business

Hit him on the nose and knockout-

Ready...ready...ready, box

What is this? Punch him!

Come on

Bravo!

He'll show his monkey tricks

Focus-

1...2...3...!

Come on...come on

Get up, don't strip him Lift it higher

Stand like a boxer!

You numskull! You are supposed to hit him

Position Box

Thanks to his clever tricks I even forgot my job!

Wait

Come on...come on...come on

Operation success

Stop

Only today I found out even I have blood in my body

So I'm very happy

Result, referee?

Tiger has hit Tyson, right?

He's disqualified

You think you can get away with your sexy foxtrot?!

Maan Karate Peter finals qualified by default

Straight to the finals, huh?

All the best

Boxing really is easy!

Go...this way

'Maan Karate Peter in the finals Who is his opponent?'

Box

Yes! You've done it, my boy! We've reached the finals! Yes

You are the champion! You are the champion

You are the champion!

'Who will win the Air Asia trophy?'

'College girls at the boxing match to back up Maan Karate Peter'

My dear computer commanders!

My father-in-law has hosted this party in my honor, for entering the finals

Please behave decently

You stole the words out of our lips!

I'm sparing you only because I ate with your money, so get lost

Okay, okay

Cool

Have fun guys Have fun

Peter...Peter

- What? - That girl's really good

That's my mother-in-law! But soooper, no?

Hey Mongoose puppy, please don't get drunk and embarrass me

My life will be in tatters

Careful, go

Especially no hanky panky with girls Have fun, guys, have fun

Where is this Sandy?

Dude...dai...dai!

Give me that

Can you drink? How can you drink?

How can you drink without me?!

Save a little for me Just two drops

Hey! Why are you drinking local stuff?

This is my father-in-law's party There will be foreign booze here

Throw that away

It broke

Very good

Come

Finger millet porridge, Kurinji spinach soup Bermudagrass juice, Trilobatum chutney

Malabar nut pancake

Nutcase! Don't touch that

You've brought me to Koyembedu market

Wait...we'll ask him

Brother, is there alcohol?

No, there's Kurinji spinach soup Shall I serve you some?

You think I live on leaves!?

Leave him alone I'll adjust later with you

What adjustment?

These two chicks...!

Quarter, Yazhini!

For him, not me

This reaction is only for me?

Okay, will you go now?

Come, let's go

Go that way

You said you'll give during training itself

Now I'm in the finals

Now...just kiss me once

- Yazhini! - Someone's calling me

Come here

Help me to be kissed

Shall I lend my lips for you to kiss her?

I'll get pissed off!

I can only help you find a lover!

What big IT team are you?!

Gone! Kisses are gone and so is the booze bottle

I thought as much when I saw your father-in-law's face

That's why I hid the bottle here

Did you hide this guy with the booze also?

Hey bandicoot, what were you doing there?

Some brainless bumpkin left a whole bottle of booze behind

He's the culprit

Would I just leave it? I drank the whole thing

By the by, I'm Nalanili

And I will pinch you willynilly You and your teeth like piano keys!

Irritating fellow!

Kiss is gone with the wind

After 10:00 p.m you can get kissed But can you get a bottle?

Yeah, you're right! What do we do now?

You open at convenience

What if you close at our convenient time?

"Do re me fa so la ti...sa re ga ma pa dha ni sa you see!"

"Is it wrong to drink till you're dizzy? Why do your parents get into a tizzy?"

"Do re me fa so la ti...sa re ga ma pa dha ni sa really!"

"Is it wrong to tipple till you're tipsy? Yes, your parents get into a tizzy"

"My intoxicating brain box My soul mate who rocks"

"I stop at every shop, no bottle I got No booze anywhere, not a single shot"

"My intoxicating brain box My soul mate who rocks"

"Shop by shop, I search, I stop No drinks, not a single drop"

"Open the Tasmac, immediate Govt liquor shop of our state"

"Hey! Don't close the Tasmac, mate"

"At least open the back door One-two-three-four"

"Encore...!"

"Peter the fraudster"

"Come hell or high water he caught a super figure"

"My dear girl, show me your face so lovely"

"Without writing my test I'll pass if you bless"

"Changed her mind with eyes kohl lined"

"My cleverly spun reels she fell head over heels"

"In the sky in a fluster like a tail-less kite I flutter"

"8 days a week I float on a sloshed note"

"My building is a bit strong, dear but basement is weak I fear"

"No...no, building is weak I fear but basement is strong, my dear"

"Open the Tasmac, any venue Govt liquor shop of Tamilnadu"

"Don't close the Tasmac...hey you!"

"At least open the back door"

"Sexy baby...sexy baby Come and touch me"

"We are made for each other"

"Shall we make out, shall we? Come to me cheerfully"

"Come, my dear Muniyamma Don't put me in a dilemma"

"Favorite sweetie Red rose beauty"

"You make me hot...hoity-toity"

"Sexy baby...sexy baby Come and touch me"

"We are made for each other"

"Shall we make out, shall we? Come to me willingly"

"Come, my dear Muniyamma Don't put me in a dilemma"

"Favorite sweetie Red rose beauty"

"You make me hot and naughty"

"Open the Tasmac, any venue Govt liquor shop of Tamilnadu"

"Open the Tasmac, any venue Govt liquor shop of Tamilnadu"

"Don't close the Tasmac"

"Don't close the Tasmac...hey you!"

"Please open all time"

'I like it'

'Superb!'

Greetings, sir

No sir, these girls were brought by Anirudh

What?

Are you wondering how he has reached the finals too?

However many Peters come to the finals...our Peter will win

Another important thing Prize money isn't 100000

It's 20 million You know who the sponsor is?

India's biggest company, Air Asia

You know who'll get it?

Us, of course!

We came all the way to tell you this long ago

But you didn't listen

Now you pay for it

Why show off to get sozzled?

Air Asia is here!

Team Air Asia is extremely happy to be the main sponsor of...

...the boxing league 2014

Superay...super hey...super

On behalf of Air Asia the title winner of Boxing League 2014 will be awarded...

...prize money of Rs 20 million

We look forward to all your support to make this a historical event

I'm from Times of India Mr Maan Karate Peter...?

Yeah...?

Sir, can you tell us something interesting about you?

I started boxing even before I was born

You'd have kicked with your feet, inside your mother's womb

But my mother always swore I boxed with my hands in her womb!

Even coach is shocked listening to this

His policy is to punch and win but to win without hitting is my policy!

Maybe you should ask Killer Peter to take an insurance policy

Super...sooper...sooooper

Mr Killer Peter, in a recent survey on 'Who's the people's champion'...

...88% voted the winner as Maan Karate Peter

- What's your opinion? - Total crap

I don't believe in these surveys or any such rubbish published

What matters is, who will win in the boxing ring

Oho...!

Mr Maan Karate Peter, what is your take on this survey?

What can I say...? What is the 88% people's verdict?

- Maan Karate Peter - Then people's verdict is God's mandate!

If they've said so then it must be right

Mr Killer, until now nobody has even touched Maan Karate Peter in the ring

If you are unable to touch him, what will you do?

Super, Boss

Have you watched someone being murdered 'live'?

Come, on the match day I'll show you!

You'll see him die in the first round, first punch

You'll watch 'live' murder!

'Killer Peter in a murderous rage You will watch 'live' murder!'

If you watch this closely...

...killer who is on the right side on his left side-

- Dai...DAI? - Huh...?

If I ask you to look at the hitter, you are looking at the one being hit!

- Hi...? - What timing!

Come back fast

- Why did you get me a night dress? - This is a boxing robe

Take a good look

'My Peter'

Like it?

You seem out of sorts

- Nothing - No, you are lying

Killer Peter said he'll murder me!

Why...he thinks only he can murder you!

Until then will you be sending text messages?

You are a boxer too You can also kill him

You have my full support

All the best, bye

(Sigh)

Maan karate, we should be footloose flying kites and up to our many pranks

This love will not work for us Just lie to her and ditch her

What...? Lie and ditch?

'Lying and ditching' is girls' policy

But lying to pick up a girl is guy's policy

Girls in our area will call us losers, good for nothing oafs, scumbags

But Yazhini believes in me

She thinks the world of me I can't ditch her like that

In that case, fight for her and win the game, boss

He says he'll kill me if I enter the ring?

Do you want me to die?

So, you don't want to take part in the boxing championship

At the same time, Yazhini must not mistake you

You shouldn't lose even if you don't win

Your life and Yazhini are important to you...?

Yes, you jinxer! Just give me an idea

Stressing me out

Spread your hand Spread your hand, dude

- Do you want Yazhini or not? - I want her

Then spread your hand here Not on my cheek! Like this

Spread it and then...?

If I bang this door hard against your hand, it will break

Then you can't box or enter the finals

Your girl won't leave you Neither will your breath

But my hand, dude...?

What is important? Your hand or life?

- Of course my life - Then keep your hand here

Firm and straight...hold tight

(muffled protest)

If you start screaming when I bang the door...?

Violence without evidence is intelligence!

One-two...!

Think of Yazhini Smile...put on a brave front

Why are you screaming? Show me your hand properly

Doctor, is there any danger to my life?

You could have fixed this at home by just applying Vicks

Why create such a ruckus?

Why did you break my hand?

When you were about to shut the door, I noticed your hand on top of mine

Why didn't you tell me then?

You had stuffed some cloth into my mouth

- How could I say it then? - It's hurting like hell

Why are you making such a fuss?

So many sacrifice their lives for love

You only lost your hand

- But it is your love, dude - Yeah true, it's my love!

Peter...my Peter, can you please pray that he should win the boxing finals?

- Sure - Thank you

Can you please pray that Peter wins the boxing finals?

Peter...? All the best

God will bless you This prayer is for you

Sister, can you please pray that Peter wins the boxing finals?

Definitely

Is she your girlfriend?

Will you please pray that Peter wins the boxing finals?

Very nice girl Don't lose her

Yazhini...Yazhu...? I want to ask you something

I have a question for you too Can you teach me boxing?

I will...suppose a contestant walks out of the finals, what will happen?

You will win You are anyway the champion

If that person walking out is me?

What if I'm not a boxer, I don't even know the game

If I had cheated you by lying to you, what will you do then?

What will I do?

My eyes will water like this I'll yell at you and push you away

I will lie down on my father's lap and cry

I'll lament to him that my lover cheated me

But I know all these won't happen

You can't even express your love properly, how can you lie?!

Don't be silly!

I need to talk to you for 2 minutes

- Please - Hmm...come in

- How can I help you? - I want to talk to you alone

Tell me

I don't know any boxing, sister

I'm just an ordinary chap roaming around the place

I'm pretending to be a boxer, for Yazhini's sake

I'm petrified if I lose, Yazhini will leave me

You also advised me in the church not to lose Yazhini, didn't you?

But if I fight with your husband, I'll die

I want to live with Yazhini

Talk to him for me, please

If he gives up just this match I'll get my girl and life back

For him it's just a title But for me it's my life

Please, sister

Please...!

He wants you to give up this match for the girl he loves

So, even you want me to lose this match?

You don't have to lose but you can quit

Quitting doesn't mean you lost it

I can't, Nancy This is my passion

Boxing is my life I can't give it up for anyone

- Ask him to fight me and win in the ring - But he doesn't know what boxing is!

He has come all the way to our door step

Why don't you consider, please?

Title is not that easy, dear It is similar to one's wife

If somebody asks me to share you, will I be able to do it?

Title is also the same

Boxing and you are one and the same to me

Peter, I can understand

He's literally begging

He looks pathetic Please consider

Okay, I'll talk to him

Who are you...?

Do you know what boxing is?

Two men fighting with each other

But you are begging like a sissy

You can't even wear gloves properly but you want to win the title!

You are people's champion And I must lose to you

I promised to kill you only in the ring

So I'm letting you go now

Get lost

Sir, please help me somehow

Guys like me can only dream of a girl like Yazhini

But I got her in reality Yazhini is an angel

I can't afford to lose her

Then you must fight me and win her

If I know how to fight, why will I beg you, sir?

So, if you know how to fight, will you hit me?

No sir, I didn't mean it that way

Sir, please give in just this once

My life, sir...please

Okay, I'll give away the title for you just once

Will you give me your Yazhini...just once?

Sir, don't say such things

Call and ask her to come

Ask Yazhini to sleep with me tonight

Tomorrow you'll be the champion

Boxing has become child's play for you, right?

Sir, I don't know any other way

Just give in once Poor Yazhini, sir

I haven't done anything for Yazhini

Same way you can't give up Yazhini I cannot give up my title

Decide if it is to-be wife or your life

But if you come to the ring, I'll kill you

Sir...sir...?

I don't know to fight

That's why I'm begging you, sir

I've not done anything for Yazhini

She'll break down if she ever comes to know I lied to her

How can I survive without Yazhini?

Over, it's all over

Until Yazhini came into my life and taught me, I didn't know to express love

I asked him only because I was helpless, coach

That doesn't mean he can say such awful things

I'm not a boxer

And I don't know to fight

But I must punch him at least once in the ring, coach

I want to look into his eyes after punching him

Look here! Killer father-in-law is getting himself sloshed

Greetings, uncle

- Greetings, sir! - Don't glare at us

Do you think your boy's blows will scare us away?

Why do you wear a suit always? Clear our doubt first

No one can kill Maan Karate Peter

He will be the winner

You know that?

Because-

Not because...we get the entire cash

Because we are backing him up

You don't believe us, do you? We know you won't

Tonight at 12 Chennai will be hit by a hail storm

You'll believe us then

See you?

Bye

Good night, bonehead

Who are you?

How are you connected to this boxing tournament?

You proclaim Air Asia will sponsor and they do

You claim they'll announce 20 million as prize money and they do

You prophesy a hail storm That happens too!

How can you forecast all this?

We also know Maan Karate Peter will be the winner in the finals

Whomever we back up will win

I don't want to know why or how the impossible is possible now

My son-in-law has to win Just tell me how

It's too late

- Money is no big deal to me - Our deal is the money

You can help yourself to the 20 million completely

We'll become rich with this Peter anyway

Because you were with him that joker reached the finals

But you are not jokers My Peter has to win

What's your price?

Will you give 5 million extra besides the prize money?

I'll give you 7.5 million

Agree to be on my side, money is all yours if you sign

I'll assure you Peter will dedicate this victory to the 5 of you

Let's not agree Then Peter will lose

So what? We need the money

He's a boxer only till we are with him If we ditch him, he will die

I've pledged my sister's jewelry and invested in this venture

If I don't get this money, I'll die

This money is too much to waste time thinking, let's sign

To travel with a professional than with a joker is safer for all of us

'Killer Peter has startled one and all with his challenge to 'live' murder...'

'...Maan Karate Peter in the finals'

'Twice champion Boxer Vijayan in the 1st round against Killer Peter'

'...was hurt severely and admitted in the emergency ward for surgery'

'He died at 5:00 a.m creating further furore regarding the finals'

Peter...?

'For the final match scheduled at 8:00 p.m people have started thronging to the venue'

'The media is on its toes and in full attendance'

'From John Pennycuick Boxing stadium, Maya'

More than the query which Peter will win...

...the question in all minds is whether Maan Karate Peter will be alive

People's opinion regarding this

You saw the state of the 1st contestant?

You telecast the news of his demise first, right?

Peter, don't participate You won't be able to win

You'll die...you can't

Can't I hit even once?

Peter, this is as good as suicide

Peter...Peter

Father, today is the finals

My wish is not for him to win

As long as he is alive, that's good enough for me

They are all praying Peter should win

I wasn't guided properly in my childhood, I let go then

Now I want to win Is it impossible, coach?

Am I a junk piece? Can't we win at all?

Nothing is impossible in this world

If you perform well anyone can win

There is no one without talent

But many do not utilize their talent to the fullest

In every tight spot, talent will fizz out, it can't be corked

A hen can only fly this high According to science that is its limit

But if a hawk takes away its chick it can fly up to a palm tree...

...to retrieve its young one

Knowing you might die, you are here

A boxer needs only this courage

To kill you he has to face you

To face you, he should also be prepared to die

I'll wait outside All the best

Do it, my boy Get him

Maan Karate Peter Punch him to pieces

You've challenged him to a 'live murder'

Finish him quick

I don't need foul punches and back handing

Shake hands

I'm gonna break you

Seconds out First round

Box

Boxer

Don't give up Get up

1-2-3-4-5-6

Come on...get up

If he dies, we are to blame We'll sink in our sins

Come on, kill him

Yazhini, Peter is not a professional boxer

He's fighting for his life because he's scared you'll leave him

Break

Break

Boxers break

Peter, stop

I know that you don't know boxing

I love you more than any sport I'll never leave you...please

No need Come back

Coach, tell him, please

Peter...don't...please

Boxer

Ask them to stop

- Stop the fight - 3-4-5-6

Please come back

Stop Break

Boxers break

You are going to hell

Peter...why are you getting hit like this for my sake...?

Forget boxing

I won’t leave you

I want you alive

Listen to me Coach, please tell him

Come fast

Seconds out Third round

Peter, I won't let you fight

Don't touch me

No...Peter

Please, stop the fight

Is she your girl friend?

Super chick

Will you send her to me?

Punch him

Soooper, dude

How the hell can you let this happen?

I hit him, didn't I? Didn't I, coach?

Not just once But twice

You must make up your mind now

You do him the honors what he intended to do to you

Peter! Get up and fight!

Get up

Peter...? Listen to me

No need

Leave him, please

Tell him you'll come with me, I'll leave him alone

Punch him

Hit him, Peter

How dare you ask for my girl?

10 and out!

If what the paper says is true...

...then the Peter we are with should be the winner

But the other Peter won!

Then is the news in the paper false?

Even though killer Peter threatened to take your life...

...and many tried to prevent you what made you come here today?

'If God against reward of fulfillment effort awards its own payment'

I fought for my Yazhini

I love you, Yazhini

She believed in me completely She thought of me as her life

She even learnt to whistle for my sake

Yazhini, I'm a boxer now Please whistle for me

Yazhini, whistle for him He's asking you, right?

Whistle

I was an ordinary guy loitering on the street

I don't even know what boxing is

But to believe in me as a boxer and make me participate here...

...my sponsors, no, actually my friends made me win today

Sandy, Jo, Gokul, Vaishnavi, Nikita I dedicate this title to my 5 friends

In all fairness, this prize money should go to my friends

They struggled a lot with no strings attached

So...please friends

Thanks

Thank you

It is said 'a habit not acquired at 5 can't be harvested when 50'

But you've proved age is no stumbling block to success

This belongs to you

Sir...one pose