Original subtitles

Downloaded from YTS.MX

Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX

- Just be calm. - Me?

Wait.

Very good Chloé.

- Is it biting? - No biting.

- Where are you going? - If you raise your arm, it will follow.

I'm doing it as you tell me.

Shit.

Stay there.

It looks like Chloé doesn't want to climb on your head today.

What do you want?

- Very good. - Ah okay, you wanted to scratch yourself.

It is behaving well.

Hello!

- Pedro, can you take a picture of us? - Of course, Angie.

Oh, it's leaving!

Chloé, come here.

Dude!

What?

You're such a pain.

- Give it to me. - No.

Fuck.

It's worth a lot of money.

Right. Let's drive.

I'm mummy.

Take.

That was so expensive.

- Three millions? - Mummy!

Three million pesetas in cash is the jackpot for Luz Hogar, Tenerife.

The youngest is now 18. And he is going to study in London.

- Wow, London? How beautiful! - It's different.

I love London... It is so huge...

And the people... so nice.

- I think your kids are waiting. - Yes.

- See you tomorrow. - Thank you.

- Bye, Antonio. - See you tomorrow, Ángeles.

Go on, get in the back.

Take this, Rayco.

Rayco, darling, did you take it?

It's here!

What do you think?

- Yeah? - I like it like that.

It's more traditional on your head.

It looks better on my shoulders.

Mum, what do you think?

- Here's better, right? - Yes, but not that hair.

I'm not keeping it like this. I'm going to the hairdresser's.

I'll cut it to here for more volume.

And my fringe... Hold on.

Hand me the Hello!.

Look, mum.

- Like Marta Sánchez. - That's not her.

Look the name.

Looks like her.

Her hair's up to here and shaped like that.

- Is that how you want it? - All this for Michael?

Of course, I'm going to welcome Michael Jackson.

- I have to be elegant. - Michael!

Who's that?

- Michael Jackson, the Black guy who sings. - The guy with the hat.

- The one who gropes himself. - Ah, Michael Jackson.

- Yes, that one. - Ah, okay.

- Work suggested I meet him at the airport. - That's great.

We're going to give him a tour.

Like with the tourists.

We'll go through the whole parrot section, go see the dolphins...

We'll also show him the gorilla. He also likes gorillas.

King Kong.

But if you don't know how to speak English.

Paula, I'm practicing.

- Well, tourists understand me. - I'll teach you English.

I should hope so! I pay for your private tuition.

Welcome to the pretty island!

Welcome to the beautiful island!

- Don't mess up in front of Michael. - Don't worry, I'll practice.

Gonna drink it all?

Dude!

Oh my!

Toño, this beer isn't yours?

- Mine is there. - Whose is this?

- You didn't ask for a beer. - Yes. Want some?

Don't add too much garlic, mom, I don't like it.

And you, turn the volume down.

Corn cobs are ready.

Paula, don't eat potatoes now, you won't eat later.

- Can you give one? - No, no.

- Did you add vinegar? - No.

You have to add oil and vinegar.

So she relaxes...

She worries too much.

Carmen, she is over worried.

Because they're gonna knock the houses down.

How are they going to knock down the houses?

- What houses? - Yes, people say.

Forget about that.

- But you are registered here. - We've been here for 40 years.

And the shrine was blessed by the bishop. It's next to the houses.

Ask the Blessed Virgin to help us.

- Rayco, sit down! - Go on, sit next to your mum.

Against the bishop they can do nothing.

I hear they will build a 'marinade' and stuff for the kids.

A marina.

A 'marinade'!

- That's something different. - She can't pronounce it.

If something happens, come live with us.

I don't think so.

She won't have to 'cos she's fine here. They won't take her home.

Yay! Come live with us, Gran.

That's her friend putting things into her head.

You're crazy...

a fly...

It is so hot.

A guy died 'cos he shoved an eel up his ass...

so that he could crap.

What?

- Really? - Yeah.

- Swear on it? - I swear.

- How do you know that? - Someone told me.

What a way to die.

He died?

I guess, it got stuck inside.

Such an idiot. There's another one.

This one's going fast.

It's big.

They're in a hurry.

I think planes need speed to fly.

Planes don't slow down.

What are you doing?

Check this out.

- Don't come back, assholes! - Don't come back!

Motherfuckers!

It's huge.

- It looks crappy, dude. - No.

- Look at yours. - Got a problem?

- The letters are ugly as well. - Let's do it.

Right. I'll add something here.

M?

My name's Luis María, you know?

Hey, that G is cool.

And a heart.

- Yeah, I'm in love. - Sure.

- Wanna write something? - No.

NO INVADERS

Look, another one is coming.

Fuck.

She was foolish enough to go with the foreigner...

Is this your business?

No, but fuck...

So many locals and she went with the foreigner.

Can you leave Angie alone?

Yeah, good. Are you picking me up?

- You are jealous. - Yeah, sure I'm very jealous.

Is she going off with the foreigner?

- How old are you? - So what?

- She's too young for you. - Too young?

- We are going to have dinner. - When?

- Dunno. - Tonight?

Yes.

- Don't be so nosy. - I'm not.

Here.

That foreign guy is smart.

- Hey! - He's jealous.

I told God that I was so tired of working and travelling so much.

I also asked him to give me some time off...

from having to catch planes all the time.

So, then I stayed here...

other things came up and I had to stay.

And now I wish I could leave the island again.

I love my country, but I have roots all over the place.

Right.

That's life.

Thank God, because it helps us to learn a lot...

and truly enjoy other places.

We grew up in paradise, but we have to experience more.

We appreciate everything we have compared to...

You shouldn't, but when you experience other things...

you realize you have things other places don't.

These are my roots.

I live in Bocacangrejo.

Are those the documents regarding your house?

- Yes, let's see. - Very good.

Next one.

- Good morning. - Good morning. You want?

I'm here for the registration certificate.

Well, good.

Catch up to him!

Go on!

- No, I don't want. - It is my walkman.

- It is not yours. - It's mine.

Hey! Hello!

Race!

What are you...

Rayco, wait up!

I know what he was doing: fishing.

But you have to listen to me.

- What's your name? - My name's Rayco.

- Rayco? - Yes.

- And yours? - Paula.

Paula.

My name's Johan.

Yeah, I know.

Nice to meet you.

He is whiter than milk.

Whiter than paper.

Sorry, the match is almost over, I just want to watch a bit.

She tried romance.

If I wore a cellophane dress... would you still watch the match?

No, honey, I'd send you to an asylum.

Spray the chamomile on your brother.

That's for daytime.

No, that's with hydrogen peroxide.

Soak his hair well, Paula.

What is it?

What's wrong?

- I'm gonna get you! - You're such a liar.

What are you doing?

He's pushing me.

At least you didn't spray me.

Okay, okay.

If you stain the sofa...

It's already stained.

With poo.

Go on, sit down.

My sis lied to me when she said she wasn't going to put the chamomile on me.

Behave.

See ya.

Oh, the purse!

With the Academy Award-winning actress.

Today I got angry and it was wonderful.

Bye, guys.

- Towanda! - Towanda.

Bye, mum.

If you don't finish before mom arrives, you'll see.

Let's go.

You can't...

- This is you. - Give it to me.

You already have one.

But you can't.

Do you want to? I'll give you one.

It's the first time that I smoke.

Disgusting!

Dizzy?

This you cannot see.

It's just a photo of a girl.

No, it is a porn girl.

I think the vest is too big for her.

You don't see it? The girl's dress is perfect.

- Put your hands down. - Let's show your mum.

Stand up properly.

Stand up straight, shoulders down.

Look awake. That's it.

It fits her perfectly.

You have to realize that she's going to keep growing.

If I fit it now, when she puts it on next year...

The thing is, I'm going to tell my boss...

that I've got two gorgeous kids, to welcome Michael.

They are indeed.

We will show the typical dances, and the whole thing...

and I hope they'll choose my children.

Sweetie, show me your mother's charm.

- Turn on the TV. - No.

You turn it on!

Advantage 1: You can drink Dorada Pilsen.

Only in the Canary Islands.

Dorada Pilsen, how lucky to live here.

Flying.

The leaves fly.

And birds too.

Flying.

The stars fly.

And dolphins.

Flying.

Even kites fly.

Iberia.

Much more than flying.

- Rehearse the dance. - Okay.

Come on.

Stop moving.

That was a little one!

You're so silly.

Are you doing it by strands? Or the same bit?

- No, I'm doing it by strands. - Okay.

This is my underwater pee.

Mum.

Mum, this is my underwater pee.

You are a little pig.

What time is it?

Go a bit faster.

Why?

Because I won't have time.

You'll see the planes!

The planes, so we eat earlier.

Why eat earlier?

To be a bit more European.

But I like being from here.

Yes, but you need to be more open-minded, more spiritual.

- Have you cooked them? - Well, Conchi, my mother, made them.

That's tuna fish.

And these are chicken.

I'll take tuna then. Yes, tuna.

How do you say 'atún' in English?

- In Dutch? - Tonijn.

- Tonijn? - Tonijn. Tonijn.

Here, Rayco.

Help yourselves.

You know Michael Jackson is coming from Philadelphia?

- Coming straight here. - Here?

On a direct flight.

On a big plane. All by himself.

- Alone? - Amazing.

Well, plus his bodyguards.

So, he's from America, not Africa.

From Philadelphia, USA.

Sure. Michael is American. He's from the USA.

There are Blacks there.

There are Blacks everywhere.

All over the world.

Do Blacks come from Africa or America?

Well, to begin with all humans came from Africa, but...

we come from all over.

- There are blacks all over the world. - There aren't any here.

- No? - No, none here.

Well, one is coming.

Right? Michael.

Michael Jackson is visiting. We're going to meet him, and I'll say...

"I have a beach.

"I have a mountain"

Well...

I have a... How do you say "plataneras"?

- "Banana fields". - "Banana field".

"I have a banana field".

"Fields".

It is plural.

- He might not like bananas. - No?

I don't know.

Why wouldn't a black like a banana?

Everyone... I don't know.

- Do you know some of his songs? - Yes.

Yes? Which do you like?

"Man in the mirror."

- Can you sing it? - Yes.

Go on, sing it.

I don't know all the words!

That's great.

That's a very important part.

He wants to change his life.

He's singing about the poor.

He says that he wants to help them.

- Straight up. Straight up. - All right.

I didn't know that side of you.

I used to be a singer.

What a surprise.

You know how to sing?

How embarrassing! No...

- Come on, please. - No, I'm not gonna sing.

I'm gonna fall off.

- Come here. - I'll lie down here.

Can I listen?

Where's the earphone? It's there.

How ugly!

What do you say! It suits me super well.

This plus this... Not so good.

You have no clue.

Yes?

Yeah.

All right.

Rayco, stop that.

Right now?

Seriously?

Rayco!

Okay.

Okay.

Mum?

You're late.

There's no milk left.

Look after Rayco.

Mum, wear the neckerchief.

Who do they think they are?

- Good morning. - Hello. Welcome.

Don Riesling, they're here.

Get that moped out of here!

Ok, keep your hair on.

The possibility was presented last year...

of Michael Jackson coming to Tenerife.

Because the show in Sevilla was cancelled.

As you can see, it's a very big stage.

It measures approximately 77 meters wide.

It is 24 meters high and 28 deep.

And 28 containers have arrived last week from England.

Paula, try and look happy.

You look like you're at a funeral.

Johan, get out of the way.

Smile, Rayco!

Paula, sweetie, smile a bit.

Come on!

- I wanna see it. - Great.

Sit here so I can see it.

Paula, you need to look more graceful.

You look like you're dead.

Your brother does it right.

And I don't?

No, because you don't feel like it.

- You don't feel like it. - Okay.

You dance, then.

Since you know how to.

- All right, I will. - Go for it.

Will you dance with me, Johan?

No, no.

- Come on. - No, you dance.

Dance with me!

Sorry, I don't want to. Cut it out.

Carlitos, he doesn't wanna dance!

You're going to break it.

No! That's my hat.

- You're boring. - Leave it alone.

- Dance with me. - No.

Come on. Dance with me? Let's show them.

Let's see.

She's exaggerating a bit.

Now it's okay. Careful, careful.

Stand there. Rayco! I'll dance by myself.

Come on, come with me.

This doesn't get you drunk.

I've had three and I'm fine.

'Festivity' as they say.

Here, sweetie.

Thanks.

Do you like it? Do you like Michael Jackson?

- Yeah. - So cool.

Are you going to the concert?

I'm meeting him in person. I know all his dances.

- In person? - Yeah.

- Where? - At the airport, in person.

- In person? - Dancing.

Sure, whatever. Me too.

- You mean it? - Show us a Michael Jackson dance.

- Come on, kid. - Let's see.

- One of those dances of yours. - Some Michael Jackson moves.

The dance I'll do for him?

Let's see it.

Are you going to dance? Go on then.

Show him.

Maybe Michael Jackson hires you.

Is this how Michael Jackson dances?

No, it's not Michael's. It's the traditional dance.

Nice and high, that's it.

I don't think that Michael is going to be very interested in.

- Dance with me. - No, you dance.

Jump, jump. Why did you stop?

You dance, kid.

Come on, Michael, dance.

- Some more. - Go for it!

Dancing like Michael Jackson? He doesn't dance a lot.

- He knows how to dance. - Yes, sure.

Like a goat jumping, but...

- Rayco, let's go. - Go easy on him.

Go easy on him.

Don't pay them any heed.

Do you think he was pissed off?

Hang on. Don't go without a poster.

Don't listen to them, they're drunk.

How about prickly pears for mum?

No.

- What are you doing? - Come on.

I'm not picking them, especially not for mum, she lied.

She's not a liar.

- She's a liar and a slut. - No.

Yes, because you believe everything she tells you.

- No. - Yes.

- I don't believe it. - Because you're stupid.

You're stupid, retard.

Did you say retard, you clown?

- Get off me. - Retard, stupid shitface.

You asshole, don't hit me!

Oh! Are you okay?

Quit laughing at me!

Okay, it was an accident.

Retard!

Retard!

Hey, hey. Stop it, stop it, stop it!

You disgusting...

Piss off!

It was an accident.

Piss off!

What happened to him? Did the ice cream upset him?

He's super stoned, look at his eyes.

- Buddy, are you okay? - Wake up my sweaty.

- Do you know they found the Germans? - What Germans?

Boy, the owners of the hotel.

- They say they are going to demolish it. - How?

- It's what they say. - No way.

Hey idiot, what are you doing?

It's up to your throat, mate.

- Is it good? - Amazing!

He's not OK, the poor thing.

Hey you, show signs of life.

- A smack. - A slap to see if he wakes up.

He is having a hard time.

Poor guy.

It shouldn't weigh that much.

Well, you carry it.

If it wasn't for my arm, I'd carry it.

That was too much.

All over the face.

- Well, look at me. - Shut up, fagot.

- This is my song. - This is ours.

Dance, fagot!

Dance, motherfuckers!

- Nice moves! - Great rythm!

- Come on! - You dance.

Let's wait for the beat!

I throw you?

Come on! That's Minguito!

Check it out.

Wow! That's Mingo!

Come on!

Look, two idiots fighting!

Dudes, you're going to rip your shirt off.

- Turn off that shit. - Tell her, fagot.

You don't touch me.

Smoke.

Here, take it.

You smoke it all dude?

It was good eh?

Give me some of that shit.

Sniff it good and hard.

Take some more, retard.

I'm stealing your seat.

I want some chloromethane as well.

Look at him.

Do not lean out.

Don't lean out.

Do not lean out.

I'm not leaning out.

This laundry stinks.

It's the same detergent and softener.

Isn't it what I suspect?

You wouldn't be pregnant?

Really, you're a slut.

And now, who's going to go the bank?

Mum...

What?

- That's not necessary, mum. - Not necessary?

You've got two children already.

- Bless you. - Thanks.

Can you...

Can you imagine flying cars in 2000?

Yeah, sure.

- So cool. - Totally.

I'd buy one.

Spitting on people.

- Flying and spitting, yeah! - Flying over the road.

But it'd be cool, right?

- What's up? - Can't I be affectionate?

So why hold my hand?

I'm not even affectionate with my mum.

Come on, Nino.

Rayco!

It might be the batteries. I'll change them.

Does it sting?

A bit.

Let me see the other leg.

I'll put some here.

Try it now. Let's see if you can hear.

Can you hear it okay?

Awesome.

Have you been drinking? I can smell it.

Booze? I wish.

Look at your legs.

- Throw that away. - Okay.

Michael Jackson T-shirt. Great offer!

If you buy three, you get a free cap.

Michael Jackson T-shirt for 500 pesetas.

Are you done? Write all your personal details here.

- Can you write? - I don't understand this.

Do you know your personal details? Your address, your phone number...

Give it to me.

- Who's with you? - My granddaughter.

Do you know your gran's details? Fill them out in here.

And give the reason for her application in the space at the bottom.

What are you requesting?

Any paper...

of my house.

- I don't have any documents. - Did you bring any?

No, I don't have anything.

Public deeds?

No, I don't have anything.

You don't have public deeds, a contract of sale, or anything at home?

No.

Or anything at home, maybe?

- I'm telling you, no, there's nothing. - She has nothing at all.

Are you done with that?

So the sandwich is nice and warm.

Hey, Rayco!

Rayco!

Come here.

Serve him some wine.

I can't serve the kid a glass of wine.

- Give him some wine! - I can give him a glass of water.

- A glass of water. - Coming up.

Not wine but water.

...man with a reputation for goal scoring.

The Tenerife Sports Club made a really important qualitative leap...

to face, with certain guarantees, the long-awaited baptism in Europe.

Jorge Alberto Valdano.

The government group...

strongly rejects the demolition of the hotel.

- Is that not here, Paula? - No, that is in another place.

Rayco!

This is the first time that demolishing the hotel was considered...

along with the houses and properties around this area.

This is another island, Gran.

- Isn't it here? - No.

This one. A fucking invader.

This one's from Gran Canaria.

Idiot, that's my mum's!

I didn't know.

And you throw another one, you idiot.

Someone's coming!

Come on!

I'll break your neck.

I know who you are! I'll call the police next time!

- Where are you from? - Germany.

Germany!

Here!

Hello.

This is Jack.

Jack...

Chloé

Come on Chloé.

Spaghetti. One, two, three.

You all bastards.

Who's the father this time?

- What are you on about? - She's into foreigners.

- Cut it out, Sandro. - Sorry, sorry.

All she knows how to say is 'spaghetti'.

Shut the fuck up!

Fuck...

Maybe is the boss of the Papagayo.

If is the boss, I'll take and kidnap him.

A flight to London?

What's the purpose of your visit?

I have some business.

So no sightseeing or museums? It's just business.

- So you want the flight plus the hotel? - Yes.

When were you thinking of travelling?

- Next week, for example? - Hang on.

You have a flight on the 21st.

The tickets are rather expensive, this is high season.

- How about the 23rd at 7pm? - Yes.

- How many passengers? - Two.

You and who else? You and the girl.

- How old is she? - Fourteen.

What a pity. She's not entitled to a child rate.

- But she just turned 14. - I'm sorry.

Those are Iberia's rules. Just a sec.

Are you going out?

Yes.

- Who with? - Mari.

Yeah, with Mari.

Why?

Just asking.

With Mari, sure.

What about those love bites? Mingo?

- What love bites? - The ones on your neck.

You hide them.

- I don't have love bites. - Do you think I'm stupid?

- I don't have any. - I was your age once. It's okay.

I'm saying that I didn't have any... And I won't have.

All right.

You can tell me anything you want.

- What do you mean? - Mingo.

- Who said anything about Mingo? - Was it him?

Mingo didn't give me a love bite.

Can't I come with you?

No, you have to look after Rayco.

Then I'll stay at Gran's.

I don't have time to drop you off at Gran's.

How so? If we go, you have time.

You're driving me crazy. Just be quiet.

- I want to go to Gran's. - Just shut it!

- I want to go to Gran's. - No way.

I always look after him, but you won't let me go.

Paula, that's enough.

- But I want to go to Gran's. - Paula!

Don't miss "La Parranda".

From Monday to Friday at 16:00 with José Ruymán.

Listen to the best orchestral music ever.

Cumbias, pachangas and merengues.

Meet its protagonists, anecdotes, and enjoy the interviews...

in "La Parranda".

Can I go?

Yeah.

- Love. - What?

Don't be silly.

Pau!

- Left or right glove? - I don't want to.

- Come on, choose one. - No.

Here.

Put them in.

Put them in here, if you want.

I'm not a slut.

- I didn't say that. - Gran did.

I have to buy new gloves. These are useless.

I don't have spines anymore, but my fingers hurt.

Especially here.

Johan isn't going to come.

I don't dare going by myself.

Don't do that to your hands.

You'll end up with stumps.

I got paint on me.

Look.

Eh, listen to me.

- I'm so drunk. - Are you going out to sea?

- What is he doing? - Get out of here.

- I'm saying because of the waves. - Go away!

- No. What is he doing? - Don't ask me! Can't you see?

Stop!

Leave it alone. Where are your parents?

Don't you have parents?

Fuck, go home! And the kid interfering.

If you want to kill yourself, go to hell.

If you want to go, I'll help you.

Stop and go home, Nino.

Go home.

This is going to end badly.

You made me spill my beer, dude.

- Leave it alone. - Please, shut up.

He can't even get up on his own, look.

Let's go.

Rayco, go home.

Get out of here!

Get out now!

You shouldn't be drinking.

I'm going to London, who cares?

Go! Do a burnout!

Do a wheelie!

Yeah come on!

- Let's see if he crashes. - Yeah.

A wheelie, faggot.

Stop, enough.

Screw you.

What a loser.

Finito, okay?

- Stop annoying the people here. - Why?

Why?

Because I said so. Stop annoying them.

- Do you understand? - Okay, okay.

Hi.

- How are you doing? - Why do you care?

I think you should go home.

- Why do you care? - Your mum might be worried about you.

Don't you get it, dude?

She told you is not your business.

Don't you follow?

Hey, get off me. I'm talking to her.

I don't care. Just leave.

- Don't you get it? - Don't touch me.

- Don't you get it? - Don't touch me.

Hey, guys, cut it out!

- Relax. - Get lost.

Just get lost.

She's telling you is none of your business. Don't you get it?

Almost.

Come on.

Run!

Start the moped!

Fuck, the helmet!

- He freaked out - He shit himself.

- Such an asshole. - Yeah.

- Bye bye, Paula. - See you.

I scared you, huh?

No, you didn't. I scared you.

I scared you.

- Isn't mum back yet? - No, not yet.

Are you all right?

Yeah. Why?

No reason.

- Why? - No reason.

I scared you.

I scared you too.

Look, I have to fill both with water.

But you don't know how to.

- Yes, I do. - You're an expert already?

Yes, I am.

You can choose the quantity...

but I prefer not to feed it too much.

Look what happened.

It looks so ugly.

It doesn't have feathers underneath.

- Sure. - Can I feed it?

What do I do?

Grab its head.

Look at the crest.

Are the fences for the storm?

- No, it's gonna be demolished. - Demolished? It's about time.

Man, let's have some ice-cream.

Do you want strawberry or chocolate?

- Chocolate. - Sorry, only strawberry left, bro.

Help us, Holy Mother, so they don't take away our homes.

- Long live the Virgin of Carmen! - Hooray!

- Long live the Virgin of the fishermen! - Hooray!

Come on, Minguito.

Hey, idiot, you stepped on the joint!

Don't stop the music.

Hey, now it's my turn!

I like tanned Canaries.

I don't like bald guys. Well, if he's cute, it doesn't matter.

Same if they're Chinese or black.

- If he's cute, it doesn't matter. - Chinese too?

Look you can't control these things.

You can't control it!

Sweetie!

How are you?

- Having fun? - Yeah.

You look so cute. My Michael!

This Michael Jackson one is for Ángeles and her family.

Is there a better hostess than Angie to welcome Michael Jackson?

- What are you doing here? - What's up?

- I'm going home. - We're on our way home.

- Go with Mingo, I'll stay with Rayco. - No.

- Why? Are you tired? - Let's go.

- Mingo, give her a lift. - Hop on.

The city of Santa Cruz de Tenerife is crowded...

with the arrival of thousands of fans

from all over Spain and the rest of Europe.

The King of Pop, accompanied by his mother...

has landed to Tenerife Island yesterday on a private airplane.

Shut up, I want to watch TV!

Iberia has reported that plane seats to travel from Madrid to the island...

have been sold out in recent weeks.

That is Angie, it is true.

Turn it up, we can't hear.

- Come on Angie! - She's so pretty.

He is staying in the suite of the hotel...

with several rooms, three bathrooms, living room, kitchen, and a private pool.

45,000 tickets have been sold for this afternoon's concert.

Angie is a rough diamond.

Wait!

- Where are the tickets? - There.

- Where? I can't find them. - In your bag.

They're here.

- Here. - You look after them.

Forty-six, mum.

Forty-six, that's ours. Come on.

I need to poo. Watch the suitcases.

We'll miss the flight.

Last call for passengers of flight Iberia 8457 to London Gatwick.

Please board immediately at gate 64.

Don't stop the music.

Don't stop the music.

Don't let love to stop.

Let's look over there.

Why are they so black?

Dunno, but they were really black.

Their palms were white.

Yeah, their palms were white. And they were super black.

- This is fun. It's my turn. - Both of us. Hold on tight.

KILLING CRABS