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Original subtitles

MOvsimalnyzstalrs) Sspande in dhe shy?

EVemtricccountingktienny4

le would! tale 6,000 years tO Gountihos clinouiggalaxygalone

hiow many such Galaxdes Gist?

ISCIentiStsimeckon two Diilion more

IST DOSs |b etthatamongsa thesezbillionsxoicelestial

Aplancavwithypoecople lise us exists?

INSIVEXOX(D OnE„S pace logkingkiomthenm

Couladniitheysoercomingkiene looking tious

ire Song

What ine tile stole was te gadgettomecallihistspaceship

Withoutathisienote hexcouldmotnetunnenome

Memneithemkinengouldlanguage. morgnacla

Nionewanguishedk niSxonlyEthoughiquasss

bo DOW WH | return home?

On Wie PAUNUAY Of Uline is but a flame

In tGs luminous mist Welwishawexdreammwerexist

Budonaloecautijuiwbend

A Sanger May WO MECG

(Lite attiar [re

WNOSO MAY HASSE

Extranicker AyOnerextranticke tr

2 YS Shoo. ealalitakenity!

Somy, | raisec! my lane! Hirst

im @ lig tan or MigBachchainratie)

limralbiggeniankofalnistson- theracton

Pron age ten, || know alll his poems. Fully memorikzec)

Prom live, | now lnis Son's GialogvicSEAWithoutime moniZing

Flello, whe wants i?

GiveynnreÂź Poems not his cup of

KS1100)

ClO OkfOmake 4OMtickety, Blackemarketofpoethy!

Queue] UP SixqlOnguhourseonthis

himelistmoney,

AGoronmtinendialoguess e Al yours. Laclies first

WWIVAnOtES plitétinehticke ty,

‘lst hall? Vou enjoy the POSuAy. Ainelpivalifaligsavyoratheracting

DiltatyS„ardammrgoodiicea!

110, 20, SO, 40

e OG OO

Welrebinombpthersamercountny,

Haililinciagisio!

Fongplivemnotivenlanral! 8100

Extranicker AyOnerextranticke tr

Gannlibonnowne i Please

INGOp Thy Waticl GI I rapayy

Picase, Sir, itesathenlastaticket

Shhow fs sole our, clatilel. No tickets leit

There IS one leit Withathatablackdmanketen

SCOUNGEaLY Givingtlingdiagalbacdiname)

Walt (Were. Ml Get you that Gicket

OKSii

itanktyou

Yes!

SES iin! DORK OWAV OUI

Where's my Hieket?

micket Yours for € 100

You loloochy Gneatt!

DecayingKdacoit! Senilersnake!tCapitalliist!

Miixdbyoungdlanouage!

Wine your fist!

e Now enjoy tie show! > Secunia

FAV Fimnklechvineckd > Securiiy

LES Get outa Inere|

Donwtachasenmen: catch iniml

Oldiesttivesexdays! is a spoilt generation!

PORGA Te

iow Can II?

ihagbanditibasksrinnpDoOcthy, ancl here | am

Winspinenomthelpanty, that shuns us?

Follow te that beckons us

Loordabbielinipoetny,

KS Mice. GO on

Nos flfcjorons you'll propose to me

e YOU Gra? o | moan ft

YOur tlaVvOrite SenionmMim~sbachchan

MmetaLlacyZomesmonmiings eA thmVerSe)

ByZdUskttinovAwencmmannicds ve reac)

REAIINZ

‘Amel poy! Wiatitheyzpnoduceds

AmitabiBachchanke thexoKeatacton

Jaggu

Jaggu?

Myziname)

Rapammamecsmenagatwamnani: world's mother

SOMEShontene chit Raggi

c No. Dellal

Min Stuching UW procuction

Saliianacgiistuchyzancniteccune)

ane] Work part time atgthegmakiStanembassy,

RakiStanseimbassSvacavulnyag

Well, Pon trom Pakistan

WinlikKelyztinellindiansEmbassy, will employ mel

What's wrong?

Nothing)

MyAbeingkiionsmakistan perturbs you?

Niighie diem

Goodbye

ASX NOt my name, may Couniny

OMmmbondagerot ibneakenkee

A) fw on this brie? journey

yus@walkewithinie

ASX NOt my name, may Couniny

OMmmbondagerot ibneakenkee

A) fw on this brie? journey

yus@walkewithinie

Rastitheyealimsrorg ane] speech

anckinginancs Mmowherertomeach

A) fw on this brie? journey

yus@walkewithinie

Rastitheyealimsrorg ane] speech

anckinginancs Mmowherertomeach

A) fw on this brie? journey

yus@walkewithinie

ligthexysunksconches pathways

Carpe dorsiiade will |] lasy

lid ankiness ills you with clismaty

MY confure wp amoonpin Shy

liv cajeciion tills Up your cay

Withlaug iter UES hoomigaay,

avg hing @iioliekiig: humming 2 song

MoGgethemwers iralll| Wwalkgalong|

Withhyour mavahellowgtravyelery

Nothing tin Gis world I rear

WY @ 1OW SKQDS, aawholeplifelong

WithVWoulmliivalkgalong

Rastitheyealimsrorg ane] speech

anckinginancs Mmowherertomeach

A) fw on this brie? journey

yus@walkewithinie

e THANK YOU aminankgyoul

Sines allen tin lowe

Rallenpingloverz

HIEKS„Soncute)!

MORE PINOCOS PEASE!

What's his family like?

Calin oOwnaMoni- Ml tell you

PIFSt, ine NAME

MESHES tiiGdicsranciitectunes Famithy is fin Palistan

Wihichpeakistanyg

There's just OneszakiStanm@Mom|

Youll! wear lurkhnas?

Readkther@uirany, Ave YOU Gone macl?

Donmtyourdisconmece Stay put

Stantathe

AllieSdoomedMOumnolinesss help!

Makinewkexacthys WAS

SiMGerchildhoodkomesaceriad SUROUMACORUS EI SHMOlMeSS)

ByeyMom

From Mags tO bainroom Wallis,

he Was omnifaresent

EVenwomaooucanal Melhwouladkisetitherauspiciousstime

MethackgiitealRaparalGodkbox with a every sls

GoddessromVealth market

God! of iealkin tor workouts

Websbasedivors hipkana by courtier

Hisvinmovations,

Hail Moumnoliness

Hail Moumnoliness

(owcimihisteewaggu

WWiiivat hiSitatallinfattationg

PIGK UP € pPeh ane! wre

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EnliGhtenmne

Your wish is our commane!

Wit Clown tne Prophecy

DhistRakiStanijixoyy

willl loetirany YOu

| IsrnOw Ine Won?

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Fle willl pursue Catinalfigleasunes)

Fell vanish

ComeyiomemowfOnewnone) Mightsthenemancayoumexceacdktoxus)

Migsalimil Ml talk to her

Chil AnigtinexSleteyoutton

VOUS Stem

Witatiitanrenccdg

Dopyeullovermner,

OF course | clo. Win?

e Wh you mamhy me? =AVVinatesmtinennmattetn

Y@S OF ©, Sariarar?

2 Y@S, [DUKtoo SMOMOGhOM,

VOMOrrOus?

TOMOMOW WE Get Marnie!

nls Prophecy Is wrong. Pll prove ft

Miamesshennicktanc (Miss Oprah Brown, you're mex

Ohmtallketontinemegistraly

holakthisipleaser,

b (OS Of COUFSŸ. ° Thank you

Hello

TINS IS tor Vou

> FOr Me? 2 Yeah

itanktyou

lt Was trom SararaZ)

he sales mariage isnt just ingdividualsgbuigtamilies

Oudaithseeountriess Cultumeszanerdittene nit

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Where to go young lack?

Newabellini

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Moimedka channel as @

TOCEI'S StORV: aidepiessedidog

TWACS OUP DreAing news!

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MisSingHGod

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Excusemmeng

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pencing with Klin

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Myglifeyisykaput

He's GOMe Ito INIChAg)

ave you seen lrlim arounel?

MAG oddess* mailgiolgaViothenr

MAG oddess* mailgiolgaViothenr

Mihatesawiithptinesmelimetyg

Gomtielidcakizomptaxiztops

Yellow yells out trom miles

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2 SO? mOCMGOCICanEspotimexeasyy!

ow else willl lie Spot me in this crowd?

/A lott to your lett > Pertiect!

OkAlbackGnrounci

Cus Jaggu

WIney SEV aninralSsajemmotesuicicall

eres NOU. MigSWeeticxSiingiksxdog)

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JUMPING oO a root, licking sleeping Dl SMHOPPINGEONtOFaRGaSssbunnnen

What's wrong with Nikiku?

ISINIKKUioneyvatora mental onotlennig

ISINIiKKus

What's wrong Jaggqu?

Wihnat is this slit, Mnu?

Otizchatawithpamecmnaustiialist Migkatankcomtimues:

right aier dois lrealx

Goingnuell—Ratanyy S OMMeRCOneers

Getihiingesomencohee

2 Oh nol

What's Your guess? Tihs cog nas depiessionganxictyzdisonder

schizophrenia, or ADAM?

Wittatejern ain woul) | care?

Exactly

‘Then why clo we alr such full?

What would you rather alr’?

Holaihimplease

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p lle Is searching tor Goel, > Found Klin?

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lfierindsIGodmge tintin Pl put hin on alr

You know ti Company Pollicy

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ManiyOunexe range!

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Weukvannra de tighter?

lakexavooodlloek

Mineneraneathnocmmanksmnene

hescranonabinthnmanks

IrangarshowzagainsunlisSsnolimess: your Dachs Guru

nis cevotees shove a tricent right here in my bun

iMmOKSeconads

Thiatt clany | Swore = i? You want to live fn this country

cont mess with religion. That's fit

b IVE Got € SHOW GO TUN NOW. o §o00 Boao

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ne Was Getting Kt out tor me

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b Tarts mine! oft was

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Dudemwiratzthresielll WATS YOU UP to?

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I tookk back what [el pat atathiSsbranchMRetunrme cathe)

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RejcctedsGonevowgood

Winy tne stickers then?

Selfzdefense!

GodlpicsxoniwalllSEinieventpeceiing)

ON TACO - Prevent PUNCHES

Miku, Where are you?

IMemnoIMoneyatorge home

UU wild wou tn later

Min act Maektce, Outside) temple)

PUTTY Thanks, lve

> POR WINE? b For the rice heme

When SOMEONES cant getshome|steelisac

o \WalKt. e That's all 0 had

Keanstfacce pats

e Wont you need] it to gat home?

MoneyAcanptygetiimernonne

Wim7? Where clo you live?

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BUGiNEthiStraimyrsccason: ehecksintoxalockeurp)

LOCKUP! /As fm police lock-up?

TNere are 122 Ih tne clan, 1 yosvo between them

likexaginotel

Cones Ml give you a demo

FSIS OINOMURINATEINERES

JUS State It!|

FSIS OINOMURINATEINERES

GY, COPPST = lookdhererpnopen!

Ml Show you proper

vaggu!

We Nave to ollowa~thatayaln

e Who are we Chasing? cA Stony

GilmimehyOunmwallet iIncedicasin

‘Thanks. Bye

Excusemmeng

Yes?

insidexthelockeulp

WAN?

VO Mest that Guy

You tihnihl< tints ts the local joing, hui?

with your bucicdies?

This ts a lock-up, get Kk?

Onlyzoffencders in

Briinouisvankofience!

Thats winy Mim Committing te!

| can lock you fn

PIGASE ClOooo AASVAPY

e Thanks you, Wir Pancley, TOnewhourrpehatesnits

Hi

INVantyOumsStonys Wil you share ik?

WAN?

Mm a uW RapoOruwer, it's my fol

MGoronmashe AWESOME)!

Your name?

Dontiivayexalinanne

They call! me Tipsy Were. me why

Ane] winatt co you clo?

limkankastnomalut

Astronaut!

MMOSCRWIORSOOMOnh to the moon?

Beenntivenenomnces It's kaput

SOMWiTateShyOulg ayoniteyplamety,

o (MY OW. slmeantbesidess=anthy

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Min Net a tine?

So say alll dno Uiieves

Where's otticer Pancew?

OutFonwnisimouncds)

OfficemRancey!

OfficemRancey!

SMUE UP, OF VOU aaknuceklersanadwich

You tininil himatallkiingpballomeya

Obviously!

ISiinciktivexotticialllamguage) of your planet?

Onrounmplances

Mitivenesumollanguage!

We reac] mincs. Thers’s ho confusion

HeTemyOURUttOmSOmething ancmmeangsometilingkelse

IN(WO-lettemvoncdkcanmnave fOUMCiffenentmeanings

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“Your motkhieninelaw is moving in.” "Olil”

When angry, you thuncer

“Ola You'll pay for that bluncerl”

AME] WINEN YOUP WNOUG ME IS cep, your “oli” fis long!

“Olnialnialnalny | Seely”

AAS VOU near tine worels, vou gotta OXESSIOM

to Get the real meaning

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AWnols language in 6 hours?

Noxonesl Gtimennoldiivamnds

Rilralllyxaumiceulachy lent her hane]

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Manmatinenersmmon limit t© your whoppers!

is your hane! a USS calle,

thtathtranStensmiles betweenkcomputersy,

AnchyounmclothesmyAjchtadedsicans rage on your planet too?

NGGoo!

Onrounmplances

bo MO ONE Wears Clothes, There We Go

ere, at tirst | thouglet

VOUr SKINS Were GifferentaihomnoOuls

Some hac! sparky nicks,

Somenecablack

Some nies colontul, ISOnnenvyiite)

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nvengonexc ay) [ found a car

hac Gay | reallzec! OUlmS KIS: Same

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Radiox€omimencial

Now I could mingle

Yet | WAS TMOGKEG!

ookdhienenm hallfanvanmahalfawonram

Slowly I got itt

nhenexsiinanieahas ion, and woman Âą fashion

NOTE WAS GAY TaSlTOMec.

bo ANG! MIGING TASINION

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laniGmentheseyp notes meant survival

MOURCOUG

SO I loullt 2 PoOriolo Oigthis, man’s PTOGOS

What's this?

Wiltatranentine Seno las

WIN VOURGIVIINGEmEe this junk?

Rig! Now were tallaingy

I Got it Gals plaoto hac! value onpusdonerkindior

Onkanyxothreng fe

For Gasin ane! GlOUNeS, Galnginokears) available

mines mysbanke Mey my tailor!

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thatinolpinotos

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Hasihisreananunn Callleciitgardaya

ATO YOU cleat’?

but isnt talking

Seems lin a Offsliock

Nemony loss, Ii atiratc!

Rememlbertherscuinbag wihno hit you?

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hare | Met a Serene ane! gentlehwemaln

Reppeicitakes niin Conthelhoneyimoongsulite

meppemsadpactiontligzalinigit

For ru! © NOUS, meransternecmhedlanguadgerniles

ABCEXW/Z4 Mcnewginkevenyeéiing,

FIPS GmMe?.. Kaput lbeiore vou Ixickecl or?

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Stopston!

SOP, loro!

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p it’s priceless!

heschictmustdbecrallocal

But Ne] Sell the loot in Deli

ii’ ne Solel pricey stun here, nexal caught

Then | must Go

Ohicen! o Yea?

e iy FaMete control Is stolen. o you tips?

Exipectithienpolicenonce co track your 1V remote?

b {tS Mota UW ramMoel o Then?

Cantitelllivour Burtaitesmliikeranchralin

IN@AlIY PFECIOUS

b Where was It Stolen? o Ih Mandawa

in Delhi, vou iciot?

We inlet t© Dellal

PES O17 +b So where's the thier?

it's a city of 15 million

Polliceranesinunnant NottGod

Only Goal can halls you

SinencdermtonGods you'll succeed]

Only God knows

Ask God, nat me!

Trust in Goel, my cintlle!

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Wlnat | saw lolew my mle!

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