All language subtitles for Friday Night Lights - S04E08 - Toilet Bowl.eng

[GROANING]

[MOOING]

Son, you all right?

Oh, God, contraction.

You're seven months pregnant.
You're not contracting.

Please go.
Please go to the hospital.

She's going to need
to go on bed rest.

Until the baby is full term.

I don't exactly have insurance right now.
I'll figure out something.

I've got a business opportunity

that would really
make you a rich man.

Thanks.
Yeah.

I thought he was the one.

TAMI: I know, sweetie.
I'm sorry, baby.

Do your thing, Skeeter.

This is pretty great.

Texas forever.

TAMI: I think either
one of them says, "college interview."

This one still
has the tag on it.

You might as well wear that one.
It's brand-new.

Honey, you know you've got to put your
toiletries into the plastic travel bags.

These are ugly.
I'm not bringing those.

Don't take those.
Have you seen my blue shirt?

TAYLOR: Gracie
doesn't have any pants.

TAMI: It's in with the dry-cleaning.
Let me get it.

But get stuff together.
Do you know where Gracie's pants are?

We've got to go.
We've got less than half an hour.

Do you know where Gracie's pants are?
Hi, sweet angel.

They're in the bottom drawer.

You going to help your daddy
find your pants.

TAMI: The bottom
drawer, sweetie.

You realize none of my outfits
are going to work unless I have that shirt?

I'm getting it right now.
It's in with the dry-cleaning.

They're not in
the bottom drawer.

TAMI: Check the dryer.
We can't miss this flight, Jules.

Come on, bring your spaceman.

I know, we got
to get your pants on.

Mom, every outfit
you packed, I look like a realtor in.

TAYLOR: All right, guys.
TAMI: Honey, you're going

to look amazing and beautiful
for your interviews.

TAYLOR: Hey, pack up
and let's get going.

You give them hell up there,
you understand me?

TAMI: Good, you found the pants.
That's great.

All right?
I will.

All right, time to go.
I know, sweetie.

Bye, Dad.
TAMI: Okay. I love you.

Bye. TAMI: You're going
to be great for your daddy.

Oh, shoot. I got to grab my briefcase.
One second. One second.

SAMMY: And not
that anybody cares,

but we have the league's two
last-place teams facing off this Friday.

That's the East Dillon Lions
versus the Campbell Park Timber Wolves.

Now, folks, some of y'all
have dubbed this game "The Toilet Bowl,"

and I cannot disagree, but I'll tell
you what, if you are Coach Taylor,

you have got to see this game
as a singular opportunity

to get a "W"
on the books this season.

[TOILET FLUSHING]

LUKE: Hey, Ma?
MARGARET: Yeah?

Do I have a follow up
with the doctor?

MARGARET: He said
he didn't need to see you

unless it's still hurting
in a couple of weeks.

It's doing good, right? I mean, you've
been going to practice and everything.

LUKE: Yeah. No, I'm good.

TIM: I've been
driving by this property.

Oh, yeah. Wow.

It... It doesn't
have a price on there and I was...

Oh! A steal. 85.

Seventy-five thousand if you can
pay half the purchasing price upfront.

Might that be an option?

Um...

Okay. Yeah.
Okay.

Okay, yeah, I know
that we hang out all the time but...

Exactly, so why we got
to call it a date?

Because there's a very
distinct difference in just hanging out

and an actual date.

I would be wearing
a nice button-up shirt,

and you would
probably be wearing like a nice skirt...

Yeah, but...
...or something like that.

LANDRY:
And it would be nighttime.

When you say
"a nice shirt," though,

you don't mean the one
with the periodic table.

Because that's a mistake.
I have other really nice shirts.

I have a bunch
of really nice shirts.

Yeah, I know.
Um, I have Wednesday night off.

Perfect.
So...

Wednesday night?
I love Wednesdays.

Yeah.
Okay.

That's great.
That's a good night. All right.

Cool.
Okay.

[CHUCKLING]

TAYLOR: Full-pad Monday,
everyone ought to be happy.

You know what?
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose,

it's how you play the game.
Who's heard that before?

[ALL AGREEING]

TAYLOR: Well, it doesn't apply
to this team anymore.

Listen to me, individually, we ought to
be damn proud of where we come from

and where we are right now.

Collectively, I think we've got a hell
of a football team here.

But we're not
scrappers anymore, we're Lions.

And this is our time.

This is your time.
We've got a week for this game coming up.

I want you to know
I'm proud to take the field with you.

Let's practice.

[ALL CHEERING]

[CHEERING STOPS ABRUPTLY]

TAYLOR: What's going on?
CROWLEY: What's going on here?

PAULSON: So, we have a fabulous
contradiction here.

Chaucer is the founder
of modern English poetry,

but he also uses words
like "ass" and "fart."

[CHUCKLES]

PAULSON: So, what does Chaucer's
very deliberate use of language tell us?

Anyone?

Someone. Come on, really.

[INAUDIBLE]

Yes, ma'am.
Do you want to answer?

Oh, no, I'm just observing.

Oh, no, that's okay.
It seems you have a thought. Please, share.

Oh, well...
Would it have to do with the context,

you know, who's speaking?

Exactly. Context, who's speaking.
[TAMI LAUGHS]

Think about The Knight's Tale.

TAMI: Mmm-hmm.

PAULSON: A story
of romantic love...

[BOTH GRUNT]

Let me see you
throw it like that

without tipping off
the safety with your shoulders.

All right, looking good.
Looking good.

Yeah.

[ALL WHOOP]

CROWLEY: Let's blitz.
Here we go.

Hit to hurt,
gentlemen, let's go.

VINCE: Hut.

TAYLOR: That's it.
That's it.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

TIM: Fours, come here.

You all right?
Yeah.

You sure?
Mmm-hmm.

All right. Let's go.
[GROANS]

CROWLEY: Grab the ball,
Luke. Here we go.

Look what the cat drug in.

[LAUGHS]

TAYLOR: You ain't
got any need for a toilet, do you?

Oh, I know, I've never heard so
much malarkey in my life. Hey, Eric.

Good to see you.
You, too.

[EXHALES]
Let's go, keep the elbow up.

Toilet Bowl.
God help us.

I just want
to tell you that I...

I used to be something
with the Dillon Panthers.

And I want it to be
that way here.

I can help you,
and I'm going to do that.

I just want to
let you know that.

All right.

Can we get the pancakes?
Get your hands...

No. No, no.
Put it back.

[BOTH CHEERING]

Darius. Darius! Caleb.

JESS: Uh-uh.
Y'all some bad little boys.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

[SCREAMING]

Look, look, look, we're going to run
a post-wrap with the sunflower seeds.

Go, go, go, go.

[SCREAMING]

[LAUGHS] You're
supposed to catch...

You're seriously
teaching them to throw food in the...

Oh, you can't teach that.
That was a great job.

What's wrong with you?
That's talent.

Hey, look at all you boys.
I haven't seen you in such a long time.

You've grown.

Darius, anybody tell you you look
more and more like your daddy? Huh?

Yes, ma'am.
[LAUGHING] I bet they do.

You know, I'll tell you what, I'm cooking
dinner next week and I want you to be there.

Me?
Yeah.

Oh, no. I wouldn't
want to impose.

No, no, no.
You're not imposing.

I'm going to cook
for us and I expect you to be there. Okay?

Final answer. Hey,
you boys be good now.

Listen to what she
tells you to do, okay?

ALL: Yes, ma'am.

I'll see you.
Come on, baby.

Keep those.
Let them have the pancakes.

BOYS: Please.
No, you can't.

VINCE: Let them keep them.
JESS: Stop. You hush.

CALEB: [CHUCKLES]
Let's get this one.

[BOYS LAUGHING]

MARCI: Honestly, before you were
a guidance counselor,

I don't think we got
any applications from your district.

TAMI: Well, you know,
I think once y'all came down to the fair,

it just put a face to the school and
let the kids realize it's not so far away

and it's a real
opportunity for them.

MARCI: Well, I'm just so glad
you came up to B.C.

We are, too.
Julie, how do you like it so far?

Um... It looks exactly
like the brochure.

Did you get a chance
to sit in on any classes?

Yeah, an English class.
MARCI: Oh, great. How was it?

It was good.

It was great.
We had so much fun.

It was
Professor Paulson's class?

Oh, Vanessa. Her class is like
being at some fabulous dinner party.

TAMI: Oh, it made me
want to go get the Canterbury Tales,

just read it for fun
all over again.

Mmm-hmm.
Jules loves to read, too, don't you, hon?

TAMI: I think she got that from me.
This place is so gorgeous.

You got a big game
coming up this weekend,

what do you got to say about it?

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTS] All right.

Yeah?

Some chick named Mindy
is on the phone for you

and she sounds really crazy.
So, do you want me to just blow her off?

No. Here.
Hey, Skeeter.

Hi.

Minds.

Hey, Tim, I can't get a hold of Billy
and the toilet's backed up

and I need you to get over here.

Uh... See,
I've had a few too many, so I can't drive.

Actually, this isn't about you
and your drinking problem,

it's about me and my baby
and the toilet is toxic,

and I pee every five minutes
and I don't know where your brother is

and I really need
you to be here.

So, go in the bathtub.

I'm not going to go in the bathtub.
I am on bed rest!

Get your ass over here!

Can you drive stick?

Remember the clutch
is your best friend, okay?

BECKY: I'm not really sure
what you mean when you say that.

TIM: Just let...
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

You understand...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I don't have airbags,
by the way.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Relax. Relax.

[SIGHS]

So, why were you
in a suit today?

I don't know.
That's a good question.

[SIGHS] Some guys are meant to be in a suit
and some guys aren't.

It's green.

Clutch, green.
Here we go.

[CLATTERING]

Wrench me.

BECKY: Ew. Ew.
Where is Billy, anyways?

MINDY: Doing some
big job down at the Rig.

This late?

You didn't know that?

Yeah, I knew that.

Been working a lot
of nights lately.

Yeah, well, it's getting busy, Minds,
which is a good thing.

MINDY: It's not
a big deal, right?

What do you mean?

Like, if I call him and he's all
distracted and he's tired all the time.

And if I walk into a room
and he's on the phone,

then he hangs up really quickly.

Minds, what you're saying
is not happening.

He is having an affair,
isn't he?

No, he's not.

I don't even want to know.
That's the sad part. How pathetic am I?

I don't even want
to know if my husband's cheating on me

because I am a total mess.

[SOBS]

Yeah, I mean, this is an emerging team,
equals emerging opportunity.

[ALL SPEAKING SPANISH]

He thinks you want free time.
BUDDY: Oh, no, no, no.

BUDDY: I understand. No, no, no,
I'm a businessman. I understand that.

This is a new demographic
for you, football.

Football?
American football, yeah.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[CHUCKLES] No, no, no,
I understood that.

Buddy.
American football.

Hey, and I understand you, too.

[SPEAKS SPANISH]
Yeah. What?

Do you think this
is really necessary?

If they want to talk
trash about us, to hell with them.

Let's just get out of here.

I'm an investor,
they understand that.

This is a chance
for us to have a voice.

We can stop all the trash talk

That's going on out there.
This can make a difference.

Well, do you think that we can do
this within another five minutes maybe?

Yes.
I just...

That'd be great.
OLD MAN: Señor?

BUDDY: Yes? You say you
want English on a Spanish station?

BUDDY: Just for
the football games.

BILLY: What the hell
you doing?

Morning.

Yeah, morning.

You can be honest with me, man.
It's... I'm just...

Are you messing around on Mindy?

[SCOFFS] No.

No.

'Cause I know you've been working late
and all that kind of stuff

and I was over there and she's all
worried and stressed out and maybe...

I'm not cheating
on Mindy, all right?

What's all this
late night stuff then?

Just doing a little
after-hours work, that's all.

TIM: What kind of
after-hours work?

You know, it's the kind
of after-hours work

that you can't really do in the daytime.
You get it?

No, Billy, I don't get it.
That's why I'm asking. What do you mean?

"After-hours"?
[EXHALES] Look, all right, okay.

A couple guys came to me...

Who?
...a couple weeks ago,

and they gave me
a little proposition and...

What kind of proposition?

Well, once or twice a week,
they come by with a car

and I break it down
to its component parts.

They need it turned around in a quick
time and they pay really good for that.

Chop shop.

[SIGHS]

That's the stupidest...

Yeah, well, it's a plan, Tim.
You got a better plan?

Yeah, Billy, we had a plan.

I mean, we just had a party here
and raised buckets of money.

Buckets of money?
Where's all that money then, Billy?

Buckets of money?

You want to know where that money is, Tim?
Yeah, I do.

It went to two trips
to the pharmacy, all right?

And one meeting with the specialist.
That money's gone.

You got any other plans?
Tell me about them.

Yeah, Billy. This.
This was our plan, Billy.

Riggins' Rigs.

Tim, it's a temporary
thing, okay?

Temporary thing?
It's temporary.

You have no idea
what you're risking, do you?

Look, nobody's
getting hurt here, man.

You keep reminding me,
like, every week that you have a family

and this mechanic shop
is some dream of yours.

Tim, that's the whole reason
I'm doing this, okay?

The whole reason
I'm doing this is for my family.

This is going to prevent
me from going bankrupt.

It's going to make sure
that Mindy's going to be okay

and that my baby's going
to be okay, all right?

And once it's over with,
everything will go back to normal.

TAMI: Oh,
I love this school.

JULIE: I know,
it's your favorite.

Did I ever tell you this
was my first choice school?

Only, like, a million times,
but no pressure or anything, right?

What do you mean?
Of course no pressure.

[CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY]

You would have disowned me if I didn't
apply to this college.

What are you talking about?

You've just been
staring over my shoulder,

looking at every syllable
that I put into every application,

since I started the college process.
Wait a minute.

You decided where
you wanted to apply.

I've been trying to help you
in that process,

but, honey, it's up to you
what school you go to.

It's not up to me.
All I'm trying to do

is support you as you're
making that decision, that's all.

You get me?

Yeah.

You sure about that?

Yeah.

[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

Shooby do wah Shooby do wah

Shooby do wah

[VOCALIZING]

Strange heart...

I feel strange...

I can't hit that note.
I'm sorry.

Is something
the matter today, Landry?

LANDRY: No, I just couldn't hit
that note and I got...

He got stood up.
I did not get stood up, Jimmy.

Actually, the date
was rescheduled because of conflicts.

And that might be a good thing

because Thursday
is more of, like a sexual night, anyways.

So, we're just going to go through the
whole psychoanalytic breakdown or...

No, I'm saying, by 7:00 p.m. On Thursday...
DEVIN: Yeah.

...your brain is basically clicked in
that it's pretty much the weekend.

But Wednesday
is closer to Monday,

and no one's getting
busy on Monday, but...

Get busy?

[RIMSHOT]

Every now and then,
people want to get busy.

[MICROWAVE BEEPING]

[CUTLERY CLATTERING]

Miss Howard,
can I help you out in there?

Oh, no, no, no, you stay put.

I know you've been working hard.

You need help with that?
Oh, no, no, baby.

I got it. I got it.

Mmm. Wow.

So, Jess, I must say,
bless your heart for joining us,

'cause I ain't never seen this boy wear
anything but a T-shirt.

[REGINA LAUGHING]

JESS: How you been?

Oh, you know, I can't complain.

Well, you know,
I lost my job down at the hotel,

but that was because
it was closing and whatnot.

But you know,
I'm keeping myself really busy, so...

You know, I did some part-time work
for this cleaning company,

and, you know, that just really
didn't pan out.

I think it's just
because of doing the night school thing

down at Tech.
You know, things start changing for me.

Mom, these mashed potatoes
are delicious.

Yeah, I know, baby.
It's all good.

So, I'm planning and...

JESS: That's good.
Yeah, it's...

My aunt said to tell you hello.

She's working down
at this new...

You know what, honey,
do you know how amazing you are?

I mean, do you know how
amazing you are?

Because when you were
a little girl, I mean,

this light would just
shine through you,

and now look at you,
you've become a beautiful young woman.

Thank you.
Isn't she beautiful?

I mean, look at her,
isn't she beautiful?

Oh, stop it.
She's gorgeous.

Mmm, yeah.

Coach, you know you're doomed unless you
can come up with some kind of passing game.

DEACON: Hey, why don't you let Coach
worry about his game,

y'all need to worry
about buying some of this radio airtime.

You know, Buddy called me the other day.
That man is on a mission.

Roto-Rooter talk,
not exactly morale-boosting, is it?

Who are you telling?
I bought 60 seconds, I'm a damn preacher.

Hey, I sure hope you make it worth
my while come Friday.

We'll do our best.
Hey, this is pretty good brisket here.

Thank you.
Now I can die happy.

He's warming up to me.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Great, the internet's
not working.

I'm sorry, honey.
You want to call downstairs?

No.

Jules,

you all right, honey?

I know I should be excited
about this trip

and I know that we've been planning it
for a really long time,

and it's...

Everything is just
happening so fast.

I know. I know
it seems like it.

I know I'm letting you down.

Hey, uh-uh. No, ma'am,
don't go there.

How could you be
letting me down?

I feel like
such a stupid mess...

Like, "Hi, here I am.
I got dumped",

"and I'm hanging out at all these
universities where I don't belong."

Of course you do.
You belong anywhere you want.

And it's like, all these
interviews, it's like,

I'm expected to
recite all these factoids about myself

and tell them how perfect I am

and why I'd be a good student
and it's just...

[SIGHS]

It just seems fake.

Well, I'll tell you what.

The only thing you
need to do in all these interviews is,

go in and just be you.

And just, you know,
look at this as an opportunity.

This is an opportunity
for your future.

It's exciting.

I'm going to go take a shower.

Okay.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[DOOR OPENING]

CALVIN: Yo, man.

VINCE: What up, C?

Chillin', man.
Another day.

I know you hungry.
Go ahead and eat something.

What's up?

It's getting kind of
boring stealing these cars without you.

I need my roll dog.

I can't, man.

I wish I could,
but I got to study these plays, you know?

Right, right.
Plays, plays.

You know,
Ty and some of his boys

are going to be
down at the park hooping later, man.

You should definitely roll.
We could take them.

I mean, you ain't that good,

but you gotta
build your team, so we're solid.

Yeah, man, but can't do it.

Practice, you know,
Coach is on my butt about it, so...

Coach come first, huh?

All right.

It's not even like that, man.

Listen, look, we gonna
be hanging real soon.

I just can't get caught up.

My P.O.,
you know how it is.

Yeah, I know how it is, man.

All right.

BECKY: Okay, so when
you walk in, you want to have a presence.

So, smile.
Are you paying attention?

Yeah.
Okay.

Walk tall, come in,

sit with your
shoulders pulled back,

like there's a beam
of energy coming out of your chest.

I don't think I'm trying to be a
superhero here. I just want a job.

[CHUCKLES] Okay, now get up and let's do it
from the beginning.

Oh, it's my turn.

Okay, you ready for this?

I'm so ready.
[TIM EXHALING]

Walk tall.

Walking tall.

[CLEARS THROAT]
That's my résumé, sir.

So, Mr. Riggins, I understand you're
applying for a job here.

What kind of situation
are you looking for?

I'm looking for a situation where I
can achieve something,

be proud of it,

and do it, start to
finish, on my own.

You know what I think?

What?

I think you're a strong person
and an honest worker.

And I think you can grow up
to be whoever you want to be, Tim Riggins.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

I'm guessing That's for you.

What are you doing here?

I just came to
talk to Tim Riggins.

Oh, it's for you.

Yep.

How you doing?
Fine.

Good.

Fours.

What can I do you for?

Well... I got hurt
real bad at the farm.

I mean, it's like when I push off
and when I get hit,

it's like someone is trying to rip my leg
off with a crowbar.

What about the meds
the doc gave you?

It's like three weeks of meds.
I went through them in one.

All right.

This is what I need you to do, all right?
Mmm-hmm.

Dr. Cooney.
Mental note this, all right?

When you see him,

the first thing you got
to do, tell him how great he was at TMU.

Bring up your hip,
and then there's four questions,

one-word answers.
Mmm-hmm.

No. No.

Yes. No.

That's it.
All right.

Great.
Yeah.

[LANDRY LAUGHING]

LANDRY: [IN BRITISH ACCENT]
The joke is on you, Miss Kangaroo,

for my sword
was dipped in poison.

[BOYS CHEERING]

[BOYS WHOOPING]

JESS: Yay! Thanks, Landry, for the story.
Now it's bedtime.

What?

JESS: I'll be there in a...
Be careful with those swords.

And start the...

[BOTH LAUGHING]

You trying to scare me?

Aren't you going to kiss?

LANDRY: No.
Go inside. Start the bathwater.

Vince is going
to kick your butt.

Go inside.
He's going to kick whose butt?

[BOYS LAUGHING]
LANDRY: What'd he say?

DARIUS: [IN SINGSONG VOICE]
Jess likes the punter.

CALEB: [IN SINGSONG VOICE]
She's going to kiss him. Smoochie!

What'd he say about Vince?

[STAMMERS] I don't know.

I think they like... Yeah.
Well...

Either way, I had a really
good time tonight.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

I did, too.

See you tomorrow at school.
Yeah.

Thanks for the sword.
Be careful.

And for the story.

Thanks. All right.

Good night.

Yeah.

Well, I got a toy.

TAMI: All right,
it's a vegetarian place

and it's around here somewhere.

It's supposed to be great.
I read a review about it.

Can't we just go back
and order room service?

What are you talking about?
This is going to be fun.

I just want to go back.

Hey, hon. Come here.
Come here. Listen.

I know you're sad
about Matt leaving

and I am sorry for that,

but we're here, all right?

This is a great
opportunity for you.

I just want to make
sure you're seeing the bigger picture.

I don't know what
that big picture is.

It's you.
It's your life. It's your future.

It's getting into
the school of your dreams.

You mean the school
of your dreams.

Hey, stop acting
like you're here because of me

and like I've been masterminding
your applications and all that.

You've always wanted
to go to a great school, your whole life.

I am just here to support you.
You get that?

Well, I'm sorry I'm not giving you
the command performance that you deserve.

Well, you know what?
You got an opportunity tomorrow,

and you can either
show up and be your best self

or you can just blow it off.

But I promise you,
if you blow it off because of a breakup,

you are going to regret that.

So, what do you want me to do?

I want you to pull
it together, girl...

Yeah, well, I'm trying...
...for yourself.

...to pull it together,
okay?

Well, try harder.
Try harder?

Yes.

Thanks for your support, Mom.

Oh, Jules...
Jules, come here.

Come here. Jules.

We were assigned
A Christmas Memory last year,

and after that I started reading
all of Capote's short stories.

They were really great.

ADMISSIONS COUNSELOR:
Well, that's impressive.

You know what I think
is really amazing,

is that he and Harper Lee
were best friends,

that in a little town,
two great artists found each other

when they were kids.

Hmm, I never thought
of it that way.

Now, Julie,

is there anything else
you want to say about yourself,

something that we wouldn't pick up from
reading your transcript?

Um...

When I started high school,

I couldn't wait to
get out of Dillon.

I thought that every
book I read was like

a rung on a ladder
that I'd built to escape this town

that was all about
high school football and nothing else.

And now that
I'm actually getting close to leaving,

I'm starting to appreciate that

I was shaped by my town,

that I have a different
viewpoint than every other person.

I guess what I'm
trying to say is that

I'm surprised by
how happy I am to be from where I'm from.

Does that make any sense?

Yes, it does.

Thanks for coming in.

Well, I appreciate you
taking the meeting.

Absolutely.
Great.

Is there anything you
want to add before we're done here?

Résumé seems pretty up to date,

and I mean, there's the state champs
on there and stuff.

Yeah. Hey, that was
impressive, man.

I know I could really
come into this kind of workplace

and have a sense of achievement.

Well... And, Tim,
I think you'd be a good fit here.

Awesome. Great.

Great.
Yeah.

And so, we'll be in touch.

Okay.

You take care.
Yeah.

You, too.

Hey.
Hey.

So?

Is that you asking me
how it went?

I mean, you know,
I'm not pressuring you.

You tell me if
you want to tell me.

It went well.

Good.

Actually,

it went great.

And I went in there
and I totally kicked ass.

[EXCLAIMS]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Oh!

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

But you know what, hon?

You know I'd be proud of you no
matter what, right?

I know.

And this whole thing about the
fact that I applied to this school...

I know. I know.
It's your dream.

No, honey, honey,
honey, that's the thing,

I got my dream.

I went to a good school, I got
the degree I wanted,

I met your dad and I had you.

You're my dream, baby.

I got what I wanted.
I got it all.

And now it's your
job to dream up whatever you want,

and I will support you
to the ends of the earth to do that.

Our plane is not till
tonight, we could go...

Go to a museum or go get a hot fudge
sundae and celebrate.

Can we just go home?

Sure we can, sweetie.

DR. COONEY: You allergic
to any medication?

No.

You use alcohol?

No.

Did you ever try
any over-the-counter medications?

Yes.

Did they do any
good for the pain?

No.

Hmm.

Who's gonna win the BCS?

TMU, sir.

[CHUCKLES] At least your
head's in the right spot.

There you go.

Thank you very much.

Good luck tonight.
Yes, sir.

TIM: He said I came close,
whatever that means.

And they'll of course keep
the résumé close by,

because you never know.

There's no accounting for taste.

[CHUCKLES] That's what
my mom always says.

I've heard that
a few times myself.

So, this is it, huh?

TIM: Mmm-hmm.

This is it.

It's beautiful.

[SOFTLY] You know,
I didn't want that job anyways.

See those trees right there,
that little ridge?

That's where the house is
going to go.

And then I want that deck that goes
all the way around...

A wrap-around.
Yeah.

And maybe even a little guest house.
You never know.

You see the tree line
right there?

I mean, I've walked this
property a few times,

and it goes way,
way beyond that.

I mean, it's endless.

I want to... Uh...

I want to thank you

for helping me with

the process.

So, thank you.

[CLEARS THROAT]

I'm sorry.

No, it's...

BUDDY: Welcome, folks, and all the fans of
the East Dillon Lions.

We invite you tonight to the radio
debut of Lions Football

on 1040 AM El Fuego.

Now, over to my partner
and your play-by-play man, Willie Gault.

Thank you, Buddy Garrity,
and thank you to all you fans

who have tuned in to hear a game
that has been given a very special billing.

The Toilet Bowl.

VINCE: One, two, three...

ALL: Lions!

[EXCLAIMING]

Go!

[GRUNTING]

GAULT: There's the snap.

He's looking left.
No place to run.

He cuts up the middle,
finds a little leg, makes a move.

Go, Vince.

[ALL CHEERING]

Way to go. Way to go.

And the Lions draw first blood.

What an impressive first
series that Coach Eric Taylor

has designed here at
East Dillon tonight.

I'll tell you what,
Vince Howard is gunned up,

he is yoked up,
and he is playing

like he has been playing
quarterback his whole life.

And this touchdown was brought to you
by El Amigo Restaurant.

[PLAYERS CHATTERING]

Ref, we're clear!

GAULT: Vince Howard comes
back out in the spread.

He's got his A-back
set up in the slot.

Rolling right to throw back.

He's got a man open.
It's a long, beautiful throw.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Oh! He overthrew it.
It's incomplete.

[EXCLAIMING]

BUDDY: Would you look at
the gun on that kid?

Howard has just thrown
the ball, it looks like 60 yards, Willie.

GAULT: Nine seconds left in the half.
Fourth down. Crunch time for Taylor.

Field goal.

But it's only 19...
I know where the hell we are.

Just go kick the damn thing.

Landry! Come on, Landry,
keep those shoulders straight.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CHEERING]

Ladies and gentlemen, Landry
Clarke has hit a very long field goal.

East Dillon Lions go into halftime
with a 17-to-7 lead.

[MACHINE SAWING]

[BANGING ON DOOR]

BILLY: Oh, Lord, man,

[PANTING]

You scared the crap out of me.

[SIGHS]

What's with the monkey suit?

How much money we talking about?

Tim,

I don't want you
involved in this.

How much?

You'll make more money
in two months than you could in two years.

Two months?

Two months max.

GAULT:
It's 17-7, East Dillon.

The way the Lions have
been playing tonight,

I hope Coach Taylor
can keep things going.

All right, on one. Ready?
LIONS: Break.

GAULT: Howard over center.
There's the snap, he's looking left.

Under pressure, throws the ball.
Oh, it's picked up!

What are you doing?

GAULT: Timber Wolves have it.
Going the other way.

The pack on the move.
Touchdown Timber Wolves.

No!

[CROWD GROANING]

You know what?
Good quarterbacks got a short memory.

Motion, motion, motion!

GAULT: Cafferty's looking
for a place to go.

There's nowhere to run,
and Cafferty gets hit by the Timber Wolves.

Come on.
Ball! Ball!

GAULT: Oh, my, fumble. Campbell picks
it up. It looks like reservations for six.

Touchdown, Timber Wolves.

Another Timber Wolves touchdown.

It cannot be.
The Lions are down now, 21-17.

I think I'm going
to be sick, Willie.

CROWD: [CHANTING] Let's go,
Lions. Let's go. Let's go, Lions. Let's go.

VINCE: You all right?
Hey, hey! Time out. Time.

Hey, you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine.

You liking this?

Yeah. Let's go. Yes, sir.
All right. Let's do it.

GAULT: And here we go,
folks, 16 seconds left in the game,

the Lions at the 12th
and Coach Taylor out of time-outs.

BUDDY: You know, sometimes, Willie, there
are other forces at work.

Damn it, Coach Taylor
has inspired these boys.

He's worked these boys,
and these boys are a team.

Go, go, go!

[ALL CHEERING]

East Dillon Lions win!
We won! We won a game!

[EXCLAIMING]

Yeah!

[INAUDIBLE]

[STAMMERS]
I'll see you later.

JESS: Hey, Landry.

[INAUDIBLE]