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Oh! Morning, sunshine.

Seriously, Tim, I want you gone.

So, you need a place to crash?

So long as you take care of Roscoe and Coltrane, you're welcome.

Who's that? My ferrets.

Hey, Glenn. It's nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

What are you meeting him in the lounge for?

That is adorable that you're jealous.

Put your hands on my hips. Go. Like this. Side to side.

My dad destroyed evidence. He's a cop and now I've got him into this thing and...

Landry, I don't know what you want me to say.

Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Watch the pass!

Watch the pass!

Stick him! Get in there!

Go! Let's go!

Oh, my. This Panther defense just can't catch a break.

Weak on the run, even weaker on the pass.

What are you doing?

Stick him!

37-0, and with only one quarter left to play,

you can call in the dogs 'cause this hunt is over.

Oh!

Somebody's not getting laid tonight.

Oh, would you stop that?

In front of the baby? Good lord.

Got trouble in the bedroom?

Honey, I said just shut up.

Oh, this is why Eric's so grouchy all the time. Great.

You know, you must be real bored

if the only thing you can talk about is our sex life.

Isn't that right? I am.

Tell me you started up again.

We did it the once.

You know what they say. "Anything less than three times a week and..."

Stop it. Okay.

I'm tired, Shelly. Okay.

I'm tired. Oh, my God.

Look. There's Julie with that cute little English teacher that she has a crush on.

Did she tell you that she has a crush on him?

No. I mean, she didn't tell me,

but, I mean, she told me that she thought he was cute

and that he was really open-minded and smart and cultured.

She said he's very cultured. I don't like it.

I don't like it. I don't trust him.

Oh, my God. Come on. She's a good girl.

And he doesn't seem like the type.

Hmm.

It's embarrassing. It's just embarrassing.

You take it home. You sleep on it and then you forget about it,

because Monday, we will start all over again.

Coaches with me in 15 minutes.

Ooh.

That's a good-looking man right there.

Ooh, wipe it down. Wipe it down.

Smash, what the hell are you so happy about, man? We just lost the game.

Hey, look, I really don't got time to talk. You know, The Smash got other business.

I got appointments and engagements,

so holler at me later and I'll try to put you in.

Smash, shut up!

Hey, what you doing next week, Matty?

I'll tell you what you're not doing.

You're not going on a recruiting trip to McNair State,

where your cup's never empty and the girls never say no.

It's gonna be like Cabo in my pants.

I hope you get a real good education of hugging porcelain there this weekend.

I... My parents are gone

and they won't get back till tomorrow night.

You can spend the night.

Yeah, I do,

but my grandma thought I was gonna be coming home,

so she just kind of freaks out if I don't say good night to her.

You're so sweet.

Thanks.

Hey.

Hello.

Spill some spices there?

What?

You know, after we kind of...

Nothing happened.

I know... Nothing happened.

No, I know that. I know that nothing happened. I just thought...

You know, maybe we went to the next level of...

You know, we kind of shared a connection.

Matt, we're not going to talk

or even think about it, okay?

You understand?

Yeah. Good.

Man.

Sheila's giving me a ride to the bus.

Boy, don't be silly. You know I'm gonna take you. I'm your mama.

You're forgetting a shirt.

Now, I hate this school you're getting ready to go to.

I don't think it's nothing but a party school.

You ain't gonna learn nothing but how to drink beer and chase women.

Mama, we already been through this.

Uh-uh, let me finish.

Now, you my son.

And when you go there, you're representing this family.

I want you to remember that and I want you to behave yourself.

You hear me? Yes, ma'am.

Now, I love you.

Hey.

Hey, Tim. Do you have a second?

Sure. Uh...

I guess I'll cut to the chase.

I don't know what to do anymore

to get back on the team, and I was hoping if you could say something to Coach for me...

Well... ...and help me out.

Please.

You know, he doesn't listen to me much with those things,

but I'll see what I can do.

I appreciate it.

I'll do what I can.

You take care of yourself, now. Okay? I will.

All right. Thank you.

Okay, books closed, please. Pop quiz.

Oh, now, now, now. Let's keep our eyes on our own papers, please.

You all have 10 minutes.

Excuse me, Miss Russey, I need to see Tyra Collette.

Okay.

Tyra, honey?

They need to see you in the office.

Okay.

Jeff Caldwell. He's the brother of the guy who attacked you.

He wants to talk to some of his brother's victims.

Make amends on behalf of his family.

Um...

I mean, are other people meeting with him?

Yeah, a few.

I mean, for many victims of a serious crime like this,

it helps them get a sense of closure.

Okay.

Mmm. Thank you so much for this.

Yeah, it's no problem.

No problem. Breastfeeding makes me hungry all the time.

Oh, gross. I think Gracie threw up on your back.

No. Yeah, I'm serious.

Really? I think she did.

Oh, yeah, she threw up. I can't see it.

Can you get it off?

I don't know. Here.

Come on. I'm eating my lunch.

Come on. I can't believe I'm at school... Is it really bad?

I think it might be easier to have Gracie throw up on the other side, you know?

In fact, I think I see a Virgin Mary in that vomit.

Hey. Oh, hey, hon!

Why's the door shut? Well, because he brought me...

Hey, Coach. ...a burger and fries,

and I didn't want everybody to see me eat like a pig.

I don't...

How are you doing, Coach? TAMI: How are you?

You want me to come back later? TAMI: No...

I can come back later. It's no big deal.

I need to talk to you about Tim Riggins. I talked to Tim Riggins.

I really think you should think about bringing him back on the team.

He looks like a little lost boy. I talked to him this morning.

You know, and maybe if Tim was back on the team,

you know, we wouldn't have lost on Friday. Mmm-hmm.

I mean, I'm not like an expert about those...

Hey, you know what, Glenn? Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, sure.

Can I talk to my wife alone for a few minutes?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, absolutely. Let me just get my stuff. I'll get right out of your way.

So, I'll see you later. Thank you so much, Glenn,

this was so delicious. No problem.

Good to see you, Coach.

TAMI: What?

Let me tell you something about Tim Riggins.

That look that you're talking about,

he's had that silly look his whole life long.

Ever since he's a little kid, he's been getting away with using that look.

And as far as everything else is concerned, he didn't just let me down, honey.

He let the team down.

And you just don't get on and off the team

like it's a bus, say.

Or like it's a flakey kind of real estate class or like it's...

You making fun of my sister now?

Well, yeah, I guess I am sort of making fun of her.

And you know what? No, you know what?

When Tim Riggins gives me something, maybe I'll give

something back to Tim Riggins. You know what, honey? I need a night out.

Huh?

I need a night out.

You want a night out?

I really do. I really do.

Well, you know what I was thinking we could do?

We could go over to Don Antonio's

and we can get a couple of bottles of wine

and some chocolate and then we can get a room over at the Console.

I was thinking more like Bunco. And then...

Honey, I smell like onions.

"Bunco"?

Like people, with people. The teachers, they're having a Bunco night.

I think it'd be fun. Just, I need some people.

Grownups to talk to. You know what I mean? It'd be fun.

I gotta hide my food before the kids...

There's Jamell Halloway. Wide receiver.

Kid's got hands you wouldn't believe.

Oh, I saw that one-handed grab against Oklahoma Southern.

Hey, what's up? Hey, that was off the chain.

This here's Jordan. He's our quarterback.

Over here, this is Willis. He's our all-American fullback.

Hey, you.

Hey, what's up, man?

I know who you are. As highly recruited as you are.

Smash Williams.

Coach thinks that you'll be perfect for our offense.

Oh, well, look, it's just an honor to even be considered

for an offense as explosive as y'all got here at McNair State.

Man, how about you shut the hell up and let me work out?

Oh, I'm sorry, man. We're just...

Hey, I'm Smash, man.

Hey, man, it's cool, man.

That's Katrell. Fool's always in a bad mood, man.

Katrell Kennedy?

Big, dumb and ugly.

Yeah. All ready.

Never seen him eat out of someone's hand like that.

Yeah? That is awesome.

You must be an old soul, man, you know that?

Hey, you want a smoothie?

Have a smoothie.

I'm all right.

Come on, what's bothering you, my friend?

Well, I guess I miss football. I guess I miss being around the guys.

That is so sad.

You're like an animal raised in captivity.

It's like Stockholm syndrome or something.

Yeah.

Just miss all that adrenaline, I realized.

I just...

You don't know what you want. You know why?

Why?

'Cause you haven't lived.

A lot more to life than football.

Yeah.

Tell you what. You and me, pretty boy, we're going hunting tomorrow.

All right. All right.

Get ready to kill yourself some dinner, dude.

Noah, hey! Hey, Julie.

I just wanted to return your book and say thank you so much.

The World According to Garp. It was amazing.

Wow. You're fast.

Well, I mean, I couldn't put it down.

I mean, it was smart and funny and sad

and I don't know, he's a genius.

I don't know how somebody can write that well.

I know. It was amazing.

I know. If you liked this, you'll love A Prayer for Owen Meany.

I'll bring it to you tomorrow.

Okay.

And then I have your José González CD I promised you.

Excellent. Thank you.

It's really great. Especially track number four.

Okay. Number four?

Number four. Okay.

Mental note. Okay.

Well, I'll see you tomorrow, then. Okay.

All right. Bye. See you later.

Mister Barnett. Hello.

Can I ask you a question? Yeah.

Why'd you give my daughter that book?

This? Uh-huh.

Because it's really funny.

It's...

I gave her the book... You know, actually can we...

Let's see if we can...

Let's go on in here, okay? Okay.

It's a pretty adult book, don't you think?

Tami. It's pretty sexual.

I'm an English teacher here and I can recommend reading to my students.

Well, I find you inappropriate.

I'm sorry you feel that way.

And I find you condescending.

And I don't like you giving salacious reading material to my daughter.

I don't like you having lunch with her behind closed doors.

I don't like you touching each other when you talk to each other.

Okay, okay, look. This is...

No, no, listen to me. I want you to be clear about something.

I can have you fired.

And I can have my husband come over and beat the crap out of you.

And I can have you thrown into prison.

You hear what I'm saying to you?

Wow. If you lay one hand on my daughter.

Is that all?

Do you have anything to say? No, thank you.

I can't believe it. Did she threaten him?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't understand why he wants to meet me.

It's creepy. Don't you think it's creepy?

And what if they're twins?

Then what? It's gonna be... Tyra, probably they're not.

They're not twins. Why don't you just tell them that

you're not gonna go? Or why don't you just...

Because I told them I would. I mean, I don't want to look suspicious.

I mean, what kind of freak wants to meet their brother's rape victim, anyway?

What does he want?

I'm scared, Landry.

I don't think I'll even be able to look him in the eye.

I'll go for you.

I'll tell him that you just... You changed your mind.

All right?

No, I'm gonna take her.

We just haven't... She's going with me, so...

Hey.

Hey. Haven't seen you here in a while.

Yeah, well, me and Noah were supposed to have lunch together,

but I don't know where he is, so...

You haven't heard yet?

Yeah, your mom got into it with him.

She like, accused him of... My mom?

...all these things.

She pretty much called him a pedophile.

Can't believe that you haven't heard.

How dare you?

What?

You had no right whatsoever. Not everybody else out there is having sex with each other!

Honey, what are you talking about?

You accused Noah of being a pedophile in front of the entire school?

Sweetie, lower your voice. Honey, honey...

Why would you do something like that to me?

He's the only person who listens to me,

and you just get rid of him out of my life, too?

Sweetheart, I'm just your mother. No!

I'm just trying to do what I need to...

No! No, you don't!

You don't need to do that as my mother!

You don't need to do that as a guidance counselor!

You don't even do that as a human being, Mom! Why would you do that?

Somebody's got to look out...

I am so through!

These people think of meat as something that just magically appears

in their supermarket wrapped in plastic.

Well, that just ain't natural, man. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I got you.

I mean, if you don't have the stomach to take it down yourself,

you'd better just be eating chicken.

I agree.

This is awesome, man.

Did I tell you?

You know what? You're right. It doesn't get better than this.

Doesn't get any better than this, man.

This is one on one.

Man versus nature.

I just feel free.

You were right.

A lot better than taking a hit right now, huh?

What's so damn funny, man?

These girls are banging, son.

Got to love the life, boy.

That right there.

That's for you.

Yes, sir. Riley, I need that Dom.

So you're Smash, huh?

Yes, ma'am. That's right, I am.

Oh, this is a treat, getting my hair done.

I want it to look like Angie Dickenson.

Who's that?

Well, she's a very, very famous actress.

You don't know who that is?

Famous, famous celebrity. Hello?

Matty, this is Smash.

Hey, look, I got somebody here who wants to talk to you.

Hello?

Hi.

Is this Matt?

Tell me, are you as cute as your friend Smash?

Look at these people. That hairdo is cute.

That's pretty.

That's real sweet of you to do this.

I can do that. You could?

Yeah.

You Jeff Caldwell? Yeah.

Well, I'm a friend of Tyra Collette's. She's not coming.

Oh.

She didn't want to. She didn't see

the point in going back to what happened.

I honestly didn't, either, so is there something that you needed to say?

I would like to make this as brief as possible.

Look, if you could...

If you could just tell her I'm sorry. I mean, I know that's nothing...

Why exactly are you doing this?

I just don't understand how my brother could have done these things, man. That's...

Uh-huh. That's not what he was like.

Well, for one, he was a sick,

irredeemable piece of scum.

He was a poor excuse of a man.

I don't know... I don't really know what you don't understand.

He wasn't, though.

I mean, yeah, look, obviously with what's happened, yeah, he was, but...

I mean, he stuck up for me. Fixed food for me when Mom was too drunk to handle it.

Don't...

Please don't. Don't tell me about that.

If you ask anyone in Dillon,

they probably got the same story and they're not out becoming rapists.

He was my brother, okay?

He was my brother.

You know, what's the purpose...

What's the purpose of your sister even being here if she can't babysit, anyway?

Honey, what part of the fact that she has class tonight do you not understand?

Well, you know what? I have to work tonight, but I'm babysitting, aren't I?

Well, it's not babysitting when it's your own child, sweetheart.

What are you putting... Wait, wait, wait.

What are you putting perfume on for if you're going to Bunco night?

Well, because I'm trying to mask the smell of spit-up.

Well, the dress looks nice.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Sweetie, there's extra... Where's...

...breast milk in the freezer in case she gets thirsty.

Whatever. I love you.

You'll have fun. Have fun. She's your baby.

It's in the freezer? Mmm-hmm, thank you.

I love you. Bye. Hey...

Love you. Bye.

All right, well... Bye.

All right. I got it.

Road House is the best action movie of the '80s. Hands down, no doubt.

At least action movie, maybe all-time movie.

Got all the key ingredients.

Town in need.

A man searching for his soul.

Hot sex.

Fisticuffs. Two words.

Patrick...

Swayze.

He's freaking awesome.

I know.

Need you to go in and grab some beer. I think we're out.

Go ahead, grab some. A few boxes of cold medicine, too.

Why am I getting cold medicine at midnight?

Got a cold coming on, man.

Carlotta? Hey.

Hey. Carlotta.

[knocking at door]

Hello? Matt?

Coming. Hello.

Hi. I baked you some cookies.

Great. These are for you.

Just throw them on the table there.

Okay.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

I'm Lauren. Oh, Carlotta.

Nice to meet you. Hi.

So you work here with Matt's grandma?

Yes.

Oh, that's so great. So do you want to watch TV or a movie or something?

Yeah. You two go ahead.

She's so nice.

Yeah, to be honest, she's really nice.

Hey. Hey.

How'd it go?

She cried all night.

Hi, sweet baby.

Projectile pooped across the room again. It was fun to clean up.

Oh, no. Did she really? I'm sorry, babe.

Did you have a good time tonight?

Mmm-hmm.

I did.

I'm sorry it was hard for you, though.

Those teachers can play some Bunco.

And I'll tell you what.

Glenn won $100 and we went out and got a beer.

I'm gonna have to pump.

You and Glenn had a good time?

It was fun.

Giving Glenn a great time?

Yeah, it was fun.

Honey, are you a bit jealous of Glenn?

Can I tell you something, seriously?

I don't like you and Glenn yucking it up in the hallways like a bunch of little kids.

Honey, what? "Yucking it up"?

It's goofy.

"It's goofy"?

And people are gonna start talking.

I don't like y'all running around behind closed doors like the other day.

I walk in there and he's laying

all over the couch there, eating his sandwich and stuff.

I have to ask him to leave the room before he even damn sits up.

I don't appreciate that.

That's ridiculous. No, it's not ridiculous.

Yes, it is. That is... No, it's not.

Honey, you cannot be serious. No, you know what it is?

You know what it is? It's disrespectful.

It's disrespectful to me.

It's disrespectful to this family. That's what I'm thinking.

What about God? Is it disrespectful to God?

That's not funny.

Well, I mean, this is silly. No, it's not funny.

It's... You know what it is?

It undermines us. You think about that. Just think about it.

It undermines us? Yes, it undermines us.

It does not. That is ridiculous.

One last thing and we can leave it alone, okay?

You need to pay more attention to your family.

How dare you?

Don't do that.

You know what? You can go sleep on the couch

so I can get in a good night's sleep

so I can pay a lot of attention to my family tomorrow.

Go on. No.

I'm sleeping.

Look, she just went home.

I didn't know that she was coming over.

I'm sorry.

There's nothing to be sorry for. Go to bed.

I...

Man, Smash, this is the way we roll 24/7.

What you think of our little paradise of a college here?

Hey, look, call the dogs off. The search is over.

Seriously? Yeah.

We just found our missing link. That's right.

Now, let's see what you got, young pup.

Look around. See what you like.

Go get 'em.

Yeah, take your shirt off.

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Let me see your tummy. Oh, God!

Open this door!

Hey, we kind of busy!

Open the door!

Katrell, take your drunk ass home!

Katrell? Katrell Kennedy, the nose guard?

Yes.

Oh, hell, no!

What the hell are you doing to her?

I know we got started off on the wrong foot.

Katrell! Katrell!

It is not that dramatic!

Ouch! Ouch!

Come here! Come here!

I'll kill you! Come here!

Tell Coach you found another school! Hey! Don't ever come back!

Smash.

Smash.

What the hell took you so long?

I'm freezing.

Got here as fast as I could. I don't know this place.

You bring me some clothes? Here, here.

So... So how was your visit?

I'm not in the mood. Let's just go.

Seriously, was it like Cabo in your pants?

Man, I never ran so fast in my life.

On the real, if they was timing me, I'd have ran like a three-eight.

I think that may be the funniest story I ever heard in my life.

Glad somebody finds it funny.

Hey,

can I ask you a question?

Do you know, like, a good way to break up with somebody?

Well, look, I don't know what to say

'cause I've never broken up with a girl a day in my life.

See, now you're just lying. I'm trying to have a real talk with you.

On the real. On the real. I mean, I...

I just tell them I want an open relationship.

I let that sentence do the work and they break up with me.

And I come out smelling like roses.

"Open relationship," Matty.

Magic words.

She doesn't understand...

Jules?

I know, baby. I know.

Just give us one second, okay?

Okay.

Wow.

TAMI: Hi, hon.

Thank you, Shell.

Of course, baby. Any time.

See you later, hon.

She's really upset. I know.

I know she is. I know she's really upset.

Well, she's embarrassed.

Well, I don't think I need a mediator to help me with my daughter, Shelly.

Okay. I know you think you were right. I know you do.

And you know what? Honestly, most of the time you are right.

But in this situation, do you really think that reaming that guy a new one

in front of the entire school, do you really think

that was the best way you could've handled this?

First of all, I did not ream that guy a new one in front of the entire school.

Well, that's what Julie said happened.

Well, I'm sure that is what she said happened.

But you have no idea what really happened.

And you know, frankly, you're not a mother.

Oh.

So you have no idea what the situation was that I was in.

Oh, my God, sometime we are going to have a whole conversation where you...

Where you don't say that to me.

Seriously, Tami, honestly,

if Mom had done that, how would you have felt?

I probably would have felt mortified.

Exactly.

"Thou dost prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies."

"My cup overflows."

"Surely goodness and loving kindness will follow me all the days of my life."

"And I will dwell in the house of the Lord, forever and ever."

So what does that mean to us? What does that mean to you? Me?

That means if we put our trust

in the Lord, his promises will

open up to us, we will see his promises.

Does everybody understand? Should we trust God? Should we believe him?

Should we put God first?

Yes.

His promises are right here. The whale and the lamb.

Paul, I'll be right back.

Okay.

"And cultivate faithfulness..."

Hey, Landry. You okay?

Yeah.

You look like maybe you needed some company.

I mean, you can sit if you want.

Okay.

Are you a good Christian or a bad Christian, Lyla Garrity?

Um...

I try and be a good Christian.

So do I.

It's not always so easy to tell, though.

I don't think any of us are perfect.

I know I'm not.

Are you?

Not so much.

I've got this secret

for a while now and it's starting to literally just eat away at me.

It seems so easy to just tell the truth, to get it all off your chest,

to do the right thing, it seems so easy to do that,

but I've got so many people involved in this...

And I just don't know... I don't know what to do.

I don't think there's anything wrong in telling the truth.

I think that

telling the truth... I just... I just...

...is a way of surrendering to God.

But I don't know... I don't know what would happen if I were to do that.

I mean...

That's why they call it faith.

Just tell the truth, huh?

Just tell the truth.

Come on, Matty, you can do it.

What else do y'all have going on after this?

Are y'all, like, after school... Maybe we could meet then.

Hi.

Hi. Call you guys later.

Bye. Bye.

How's it going? Good. You?

Good, good. Well, that's good.

Mmm-hmm. Um...

Can we maybe talk for a minute? What's going on?

Yeah. Of course.

I was just thinking maybe we should try and have, like,

an open relationship.

What?

Like an open relationship.

Like you wanna be with another girl?

No, I don't want to.

So what did I... What did I do?

You didn't do anything. You're perfect. You're great.

I told you this about my ex-boyfriend.

No, no, no. I'm not like... It's not like that.

Matt, no. No, honestly, don't touch me, okay?

Stay out of my way, Matt. Okay?

Okay.

See?

Problem solved!

What happened to coming out smelling like roses?

Well, you know, that part don't always work.

Yeah. Has it ever worked out? You ever seen that work out?

Like how I decorated?

Good thing you're a cool dude

or I'd have to kill you.

One! Two!

Two! Let's go! Let's hear it, now!

Four! Four!

Spread them. Stretch it out good, gentlemen.

Lean it left.

Coach.

Now right.

What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing in my uniform, huh?

It's still my uniform, Coach.

What the hell are you doing in my uniform on my field, Riggins?

I'm not getting off the field, Coach.

You're not getting off the field? No.

You'll get off my damn field if I tell you to get off my field.

I'm not leaving. I'll do whatever it takes to stay on this field.

You didn't just let me down. You let yourself down.

You let the damn team down. Do you understand that?

All right, then, get off my damn field.

Let's go!

Saracen, call it out, let's go!

What did I tell you? Get out of here!

I can't hear you!

Left over right!

Hang it.

One! One!

Where the hell you think you're going? Hey!

Huh? Five!

One. One!

Two.

Fire Crotch.

What's up, Rigg?

We've been playing since Pee Wee, and I let you down.

And I'm sorry and it won't happen again.

Thanks, Rigg. Appreciate it.

Cheers, man.

Four-six.

Hey, look, I don't ever recall seeing you play in any of the games,

I don't think you ever will,

but I can tell you the effort you put forth

on practice days

is undeniable.

Thanks, man.

Two-zero.

You know, to be honest I just...

I know you try and sleep with a lot of girls that I've previously slept with,

so I just left town for a bit to give you a break.

Hmm. You know?

Seven. You lose that virginity yet?

We're good, man, it's good to have you back.

I...

I apologize

to everyone here.

And if you can find it within yourselves to let me make it up to you in the showers,

I'd appreciate it.

Listen up.

You're penance isn't paid up yet, so wipe that stupid smile off your face.

Go and take your spot. Let's go!

Come on! Call them out! Let's go!

Hey, get out of my spot, rookie.

Bring it up!

Hi. Hey.

Where is everyone?

Julie and Shelly took baby Grace to the mall to buy her some new baby clothes.

Which is very sweet.

That's good.

Hon,

I can't not have a friend at school that I, you know,

spend time with for 20 minutes a day.

It's not about Glenn.

I don't give a damn about Glenn.

I'm supposed to be the one that you're yucking it up with in the hallways.

I'm supposed to be the one that you're laughing with.

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

I like you.

You do?

Yeah, I like you. You're all right.

I like you, too.

I broke up with Lauren.

I don't know why you're telling me this, Matt.

Because she was really nice

and really hot and I had absolutely no reason not to like her.

Except that I can't stop thinking about you.

Look, I know you work here and I'm not trying to make anything weird,

but I like you.

A lot.

And I just want to spend every second I can with you or around you.

I just wanted you to know that.

Oh. Um... Matt.

Excuse me. I need to speak with someone about the murder of Mike Caldwell.

What is it, son?

I did it.

I killed him.