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- I'm starved. - Where do you want to eat?

Anywhere.

Oh, well, uh, what do you want to eat?

Oh I don't know.

Guacamole, cheese enchiladas and refried beans.

Who's it?

It's miss McAllister, ma'am, the cleaning lady.

Uh, Mrs. McAllister, could you come back later and clean, please?

It's not the cleaning, ma'am,

I need to talk to you and the doctor.

- It's important. - Stall her.

Uh, just a minute.

Okay.

Mrs. McAllister, come in.

Good evening, doctor. Good evening Dr. Westin.

I'm sorry to bust in on you like this but...

That's all right what's the problem?

Mrs. McAllister? Take a chair.

Sit down.

I hate to burden you Dr. Westin, but I got no place else to go.

Well, don't be silly, we want it here.

It's my little boy, Leland, he's in jail in Texas.

In jail what for?

What does it say?

It's from a cousin of mine in the Holtsville prison farm.

He said my boy Leland is in there under the name of James Smith,

and that he's supposed to pleaded guilty to possession of drugs.

He said when he tried to talk to my boy.

What Leland pretended like he didn't know his own cousin?

Well, Mrs. McAllister this is I know very upsetting, but what can we do?

Well, he's innocent. My boy had been framed.

He don't drink, he don't smoke, he got a college education.

A boy like that don't use dope.

Where's the last time you saw him?

Two years ago. He's a salesman see he travels a lot.

And even though he don't write as much as he should.

Now, I know my boy and I know he didn't do what that letter said.

Have you spoken to a lawyer?

Oh, I don't have any money for that, Dr. Westin.

- Can we help in any way. - Yes, ma'am.

Now, Dr. Westin, everybody here in the Klae Corporation

knows you had this resources thing.

And that is for folks that don't have no place else to go with a problem.

- Well... - That's basically right.

I hate to ask, but if y'all can't help me find what happened to my boy?

I just to know what to do.

You are taking off to do what?

I promised her she has no one else to turn to and if he was framed which...

Is quite important a man put in jail who wasn't?

I did a spot of checking this morning.

Leland McAllister had a brilliant college career,

a fine service record, never as much as a parking ticket.

It's not the clay resources problem.

No? A woman who just happens to work for you

is in a lot of trouble whose problem is it?

There are other agencies. The public defender's office.

I checked that too he pleaded guilty.

Oh, has it occurred to you that if he pleaded guilty, he probably is guilty.

Well, maybe he had no choice. Anyway for Mrs. McAllister and

I'm going to find out once and for all and that's final.

And I'm telling you I strongly advise against this.

Walter, if I can't use my invisibility for the

small guy once in a while who can I use it for?

- The big guy. - Oh, you're all heart.

- And you're a sucker. - Nobody's perfect.

Well I realize it's come a long way, sir, but uh I'm afraid that it's impossible.

Well, surely warden you can uh bend the rules a little.

It has nothing to do with the rules.

Personally I have no objection to your meeting with James Smith however he has.

Well, I'm afraid it's imperative that I meet with him.

I represent uh Mr. Smith's ex-wife, back in Los Angeles.

She's pressing a complaint charging him with default of alimony payments.

Now I need his signature on a a waiver of real property.

So that we can get the matter settled once and for all.

Well, I really think that you're wasting your time, sir.

James Smith is a strange man. He's private.

Uncommunicated. He's resisted every effort to assimilate into our community here.

He's refused to meet with our psychiatric social worker.

Our vocational guidance counselor.

He's even refused to meet with our parole board representative.

I just don't think that he'll agree to meet with you, do you?

Well, could you uh at least tell him that I'm here, yes?

Yes.

Millie, uh, would you page prisoner James Smith and tell him that,

- just a minute. You say your name's? - Leland McAllister.

And tell him that Leland McAllister would like to see him.

I'll hold.

Don't hold your breath.

James Smith, please report to the visitors room to see Mr. Leland McAllister.

What? You sure? Thank you.

- He'll see you. - Good.

My secretary will, uh, tell you how to get to the visitors room.

Thanks a lot, Warden.

Billy, you know that fellow who was just in here McAllister?

Do me a favor, huh. Run a complete check on him.

No, no. Not to the FBI. Go through Department of justice. Thank you.

Leland?

No see, your name is Leland, my name is Smith.

Whatever you say, your mom asked me to look you up see how you are.

- Is that a fact? - Yeah, that's a fact.

She's worried sick about you.

Well, hey no need to I was right happy here, sir.

I've come a long way I'd I'd like to be able to tell her more than that.

Ain't no more to tell, sir.

Don't play games Leland.

Well, not you the one that's playing the game.

I don't even know who you are.

My real name is Daniel Westin.

Well now you tell the warden that you won somebody.

and you're telling me that you somebody else now.

I don't know who you really is.

Well. I am Daniel Westin I don't know how I can prove it to you.

What's tele transportation?

- What? - You've heard me.

It's my method for breaking down matter into

energy so that I can transmit it to the speed of light.

- And possum. - The top secret designation for my work.

- Also known as? - The Klae Resource.

All right, Westin, now that you know that I'm all

right will you get out of here and don't come back.

Well, there isn't something I can do to help?

Yes, you can help me by getting out of here and not coming back around here ever.

Guard. As ready to go back now.

It sure was nice to see you, sir.

- Undercover. - Was the only possible explanation.

He knew things that only someone with a security six clearance could know.

He's there under a phony name.

But Mrs. McAllister didn't say anything about it.

Mrs. McAllister probably doesn't know anything about it.

Sweetheart, I think you're assuming an awful lot.

Maybe you should call Walter.

No, no. I'm not gonna call Walter.

He asked you what?

Walter, Walter, will you just check it out?

I need to know who Leland McAllister really is and what kind of an assignment he's on.

All right.

But, Dan, have you stopped to think that if he is undercover you may have blown it.

Me? How?

The warden says Smith refuses to see anyone.

Now you go waltzing there's Leland McAllister and Smith comes running.

Doesn't that strike you as being just a little bit odd?

Oh, what an idiot I've been.

All right, well, I've got to go and help him.

Now you just sit tight until I get back to you.

Sit tight? Well, how can I sit tight I can't just sit here...

- I mean that. - I hear you. No, thanks, Walter.

- He's gonna check it out. - What do we do in the meantime?

I don't know. Well, we gotta do something.

I know.

You wait here for his call.

When he comes through,

Go down to the prison farm and ask to visit with prisoner...

Harry Wells.

- Who's Harry Wells. - Me.

I'm breaking in to jail.

- Hey, do you know what James Smith works? - Who wants to know?

My name's Harry Wells. I'm new here.

A friend of Jimmy's on the outside told me to look him up what.

- What you in for? - Fraud. You?

Bad checks. I was doing fine until I tried to leave one off on my ex-old lady.

Yeah, well James Smith?

Oh, he works at the woodworking shop that building right over there.

- Oh, thanks. - Oh, hey you want tip?

Yeah, what?

You know, keep your nose clean follow the rule.

And this place ain't too bad, matter of fact it's better than a joint.

- I'll remember. - And, uh, keep away from Coner.

Coner, who's he?

Coner is a head guard and he's bad.

How bad?

Well he used to work upstate in a federal pen.

And they got him out of there on brutality.

What's he doing here?

- He's a friend of the warden. - Really?

I thought the warden seemed a pretty good guy.

Oh, sure, sure.

Hey.

He is making me old before my time.

Walter he was afraid that Leland might be in danger.

Well, they're both in danger now. McAllister is an agent.

And he's been on this case for over a year,

And it's a big one. one millions of dollars worth of heroin

each year are spread through the south and the southwest.

Now they've traced to that prison they think the warden's behind the whole thing.

- Get out of here, disappear. - I knew they blow your cover.

Oh they blow out my cover and you just figured it out.

If you know anything about the Klae Resource,

you must know that I may be able to help you.

I don't want any help. I have been on this case

for over a year and it's ready to bust wide open.

My part of the job is done and just as soon as

the bus goes down, my people pull me out of here.

When's that?

I don't know. I don't want to know.

All I know is that I want to get out of here alive.

Which I thought I had a pretty good shot at until you showed up.

Look, can you at least tell me what the case is?

All right, if I tell you, will you please go?

- What? Can Dan help? - No, what McAllister doesn't.

Is the FBI's contact in Mexico has informed them

that a huge drop is taking place tomorrow at six

in the very hotel in which you're staying.

Now the minute arrests are made Leland be sprung,

but until that time he is a sitting duck.

- Can you get the Dan? - Yes.

Will you tell him to get out of that prison, immediately.

And Kate,

be careful of that warden, he is a prime suspect.

I will do. I'm on my way.

Yeah?

These just came in.

Leland McAllister is an agent of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics.

- How did you get hold of these? - I have friends in Washington.

When did he want to see James Smith for?

Smith must be his inside contact, which means he's a plant.

- Should we call the whole thing off? - No, no, not yet.

There's nothing we can do about MacAlister right now.

We can certainly fix Smith. Get him in here Coner.

Right.

Harry baby.

Walter said the drop was for tomorrow at the Huntsville motel.

- What time? - Six o'clock.

Well, even Leland doesn't know that.

- I don't like screens between us. - Oh neither do I.

I saw the warden, luckily he didn't see me, now he's bound

to spot you sooner or later you've got to get out of here.

I'll meet you back at the motel.

No. Now I'll wait for you a quarter of a mile down the road.

Okay, I'll be out of here in 20 minutes.

- Who is Leland McAllister? - Sir?

Come on Smith, he's the only person you've seen here.

Well to tell you the truth, sir. He was sent by my my dear old man.

had to do with some legal stuff it seems that my car was repossessed.

I don't know who you are Smith, not yet anyway.

But I know who Leland McAllister is.

All right, Coner, take him over to detention.

If he gives you the slightest trouble.

If he zigs when he should zag, shoot him.

Well, well.

Oh, Smith, we got company for you.

There you go, fellas. I can visit all you want to.

I've known you for what six eight hours.

Something like that.

Well, how can one man cause me so much grief in some short a period of time.

Stealing.

Please, it is bad enough I gotta be handcuffed to you let

us not make it worse by actually talking to each other.

And whatever you do please don't tell me that you have a plan.

I don't have a plan. I don't have a clue.

Right, six o'clock. No it's just an extra precaution.

- Right. - Take a look at these.

Look at the thumb prints on both of them.

- They're identical. - James Smith is really Leland McAllister.

- Well, who's Harry Wells? - I said that harry Wells' prints.

- I got that back. - Daniel Westin.

Yeah he works for the Klae Corporation the

Los Angeles runs this thing called Klae Resource.

I don't know what it is but the guy's got a top security clearance.

Oh that's tricky.

Now look this whole thing is getting hairy, maybe it's not worth the risk.

Coner, we've got five million dollars worth of

stuff and that's safe you don't get cold feet now.

But what if the whole thing is being watched?

I'm sure it is and I'm sure that they know we're making a transfer tomorrow.

So?

This is why I've arranged to meet Senor Robles today.

Here, put these in my suitcase.

How are they getting the stuff into the country?

Easy. This place is a holding facility for illegal aliens and every week or so

they load them all on the prison bus and they take them back across the border.

And the bus picks up the stuff over there.

And comes back across the border without having to clear customs.

- That's neat! - Yeah.

How did you find all that out in here?

The prison grapevine is the greatest intelligence

gathering source in the world, Mr. Westin.

Don't you know anything.

Well gentlemen, are you both quite comfortable?

It's the Ritz Warden.

Well, this is a dangerous business so you have to expect these things now and again.

What are you going to do with us?

Are you serious? Tell him McAllister.

Sir, weeds as good as dead.

I had you checked out, Mr. Westin. You're a rather important man.

And I assume by now between the two of you you know

all there is to know about my modest little sidementure.

Well, if you assume that, you must also assume that

getting rid of us isn't gonna get you off the hook.

What hook? I'm making the transfer today at six noon tomorrow.

As far as you two are concerned James Smith will be killed trying to escape.

Harry Wells, he never existed.

How can I be accused of murdering a man who doesn't exist.

Well, do we get a hearty meal?

When I return you'll be turned over to Mr. Coner.

Chance it's really been a pleasure having you as my guests.

Thank you, warden.

I want you to stand right by this, these men are both very dangerous.

Yes, sir.

Well man, you've done it again.

This time we have really bought the farm.

Oh, don't give up.

You think he was kidding, they're gonna kill us.

Not if we escape.

Escape? what do you think this is?

"The Defiant Ones"? Well you ain't no Tony Curtis, Noah Cullen, no Sidney Poitier.

Leland. I'm gonna get us out of here,

but in order to do so I'm gonna have to show you something.

You have a Captain Marvel ring.

Well, as a matter of fact it's even better than that.

Come. I'm all eyes.

But what I'm about to show you comes under a security 69 heading.

You'll never be able to reveal it to anyone.

Cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle in my eye. Now what is it?

That's nice. It's it's very nice.

How did you do that? Come on. Has do...

- Keep your voice down don't be scared. - You're invisible!

Yes.

You not just cloud my mind or something?

No.

Is that de Klae Resource?

Leland, we don't have time for 20 questions. You all right?

My heart is pounding so fast I can hear clean up to my ears.

Yeah! Well here help me take off this shirt.

- You mean it's not just your head? - Nope, all over.

- In your hands and toe? - Yes, come on here.

Pull this.

Pull it through. Undo it. A button.

Okay, help me with the glove.

Okay, the glove, pull out.

And the another one.

Hey, wait a minute champ, now you may be invisible but you

are still attached to me and I am still attached to the bunk.

- Trust me. - Trust you?

I can't even see you.

It's 4:30. I should meet him at six make the switch be back here...

- 7:30 - Okay.

The bus rolls at eight.

Got a private plane waiting for us in warriors.

That'll take us to Mexico city and make connections for south America there.

Good. Very good.

Guard! Guard! He's gone! He's gone.

- All right. What's going on? - He's gone!

- What? How? - I don't know.

I just fall sleep and he pickup a lock.

Let me see this cuffs.

Terrific! Terrific!

Can you get this keys?

Oh, he must have about 30 keys here.

Well, I know he's got to have a key to this chain here.

Yeah! Well, let's try this one.

Nope.

Zap!

Nope.

Is this one. I got it, yeah!

What we gonna do about this?

- Coner got the keys to these. - Okay, let's go.

With these things dangling from my wrist?

Oh, uh, stand up.

I'm gonna wreck in pants. Turn around.

Wait a minute.

All right, uh, you don't think anybody's gonna notice that

I got two hands one pair of handcuffs and one torn pocket.

Keep walking. You're doing great.

You ain't hey.

Sir, you supose to be in solitary?

They let me out for good behavior.

You're walking like a klutz.

Tough to keep instead when you can't see your partner.

Now, who's the klutz?

Who are you calling a klutz?

No one.

Here he is.

Hey you, how did you get out?

Believe me, sir. It wasn't easy.

You get your hands up.

I said get him up.

What the...

- Step over. - Okay.

I don't know where you are.

- What time is Stone meeting his contact?? - 6:00.

- We better hurry. - Yeah!

Hold it. Let me slide in front of you.

Hey, How we gonna pass the gate?

Take off your cap, act casual.

Yeah. But...

But operator. I must speak to Mr. Carlson. It's an emergency.

Westin my boy you are a national treasure.

Oh, that's a nice breeze no the national treasure is cool for the first time today.

Oh-oh, the cops.

You get out the car real slow like.

- Uh, hiya sir I am Leland McAllister. - I'm making introductions later.

But first get out of the car.

And uh listen let me explain to you sir.

I'm federal agent for the Bureau of Dangerous Drugs.

You're driving a prison car and wearing prison clothes.

Well, that's because I'm undercover, you see.

You're under arrest. Now turn around.

Westin, do something.

Listen, I got a huge drug bust that's going down at six o'clock.

Of course you have, course you have.

Westin, get him.

Now listen here man. You tried out again and I'm liable to lose my temper.

Now get around now, put your hands behind.

I haven't heard anything like that in all my life.

Get out of here.

You get in back the car.

And no fool around.

- Yeah, right. - Come on.

Let's good time.

That's most strange thing I ever seen.

Tha auto drives itself.

Walter, they're meeting in a room across the way and

I never got out of prison I don't know what to.

Well I'll never be able to get the federal agents there in time

and I can put an emergency call to the police in Hultsville.

- Oh, it could be too late. - Stall them.

- How. - You think of something, just do it.

Is that a pretty good, Miss?

I'll tell you one thing if what he's saying is true I'm gonna look awfully silly.

You can say that again.

Look at fella, knock it off. I ain't gonna tell you again.

Yeah, okay. Heard up, will you.

Federal agent.

Murray? Murray?

If you don't come here right noe I'll make a scene you'll never forget.

Murray!

Lady, there's no one named Murray here now, calm down.

I don't believe you, he's hiding inside.

Why don't you come in and look for yourself.

All right, I will.

Murray, Murray?

Murray, Murray?

Murray, Murray?

Murray, Murray?

Well?

- I guess he's not here. - I guess not.

Where is he?

Lady, we're traveling salesmen and we just

pulled in from 12 hours on the road.

Now we're having a drink now do you mind

looking elsewhere for whatever his name is...

- Murray. - Yes, Murray.

- How would you mind, please. - Yeah, sorry.

- Nice try, Mrs. Westin. - Dan you scared me.

- I'm sorry. - They're in there I saw them.

Get them to open that door then I want you to go back to the room and stay there.

Yeah, yeah.

You real sure?

Okay.

Well?

It looks like I owe you an apology.

Well, you're gonna apologize later.

Now take these things off of me we gotta go and make a bust.

And get rid so.

Now what?

I want to apologize for getting so upset before.

But, you know, it's Murray, he's been running around on me.

He doesn't think I know anything about it.

It's quite all right madam, good afternoon.

No. I did it just in case you see him please tell him that I'm looking then. I'm...

Goodbye.

All right, she's gone. Let's get down to business.

- Got the stuff? - Right here in this suitcase.

Let me see it.

I'm.

I'm sorry. I think it's uh jammed.

- What is this, a gag? - So gag try it yourself.

I don't know what's going on here Stone, but I don't like it. I'm leaving.

We're always... Look I guess the hinges were jammed.

15 pounds as promised.

All right?

Okay.

Now, I would very much like to see money.

Oh, come on.

Something pretty strange is going on here.

Robles, let me try.

That is really beautiful.

- You have to count it? - No. I just wanted to see it.

- And I'll be going. - Thank you.

Undo the lock.

Shut the door. Did you lock this thing?

What can I do? That's is unusing.

Shut up and just help me to colletc that, would you please?

- Leland? - Yeah!

- Who are you? - Dan Westin's wife.

He's been stalling him until you got here over their roommate.

All right. Well, you better get back to your room.

Open up, Stone. Police officers!

You do a stone, I love it I.

Now get those hands up. Both of you're under arrest.

Get them up!

- Nice going partner. - Well, it was the least I could do.

Sir.

Oh I don't know how to thank you all for what you've done.

Don't give it another thought, Mrs. McAllister.

We try and help all of our employees in any way we can.

And you young man if you just tell me about these assignments of yours.

- I wouldn't worry so. - I know ma, I know.

And I'm sorry.

It hadn't been for Dr. Westin here,

I don't know what would have become of you.

Yeah!

Okay, mom, let me take you home.

You know, Leland, you could have trusted me.

I wouldn't have told her so you were a federal health inspector.

You see, I couldn't take the chance mom people know the federal health

inspector's coming they clean up quick and you can't catch them in the air.

Federal Health Inspector?

My new cover. Don't blow it.

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