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hmm
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This is nice.
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No, thank you. I know exactly where I'm
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going. Everyone just do.
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Hi. HiJust the man I wanted to
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see. Really?Yes. OK.
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Sit. OK.
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My son's test results. OK.
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Read them. Sure.
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Uh, math, science.
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These are amazing grades. I know,
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right?My husband and I are so proud.
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Yeah. Your
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son's like a genius. Do
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you see the extracurriculars, too?
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about to...
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What?How does he find the time to do all
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this?He's a very ambitious child. We've
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really set him up for success. Yeah. Good
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for him. Good for you. Thank you. All
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right. OK. So it's very concerning.
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Mm-hmmAnd curious to me. Yeah.
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Why he's on the wait list.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's a great question. I'm so
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glad you agree. I do. OK. Yeah.
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So we can figure something out then. I
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hope so. Perfect. Yeah.
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OK. All right. Oh, OK. So let's get
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him off the wait list and
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into the program. Yeah, 100%. He should
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totally be in the school. Not on a wait
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list. I mean, yeah, I am.
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You're on board. I am. Love to hear that.
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Yeah. How long will it take?
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That I can't answer.
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I think we should go speak to someone
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else to, you know,
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get the... This is the
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Office of Admissions. This
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is the Office of Admissions. Yes, that is
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correct. And do you work here?
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I... do work here. That is
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also correct. Okay. Yeah. And we're
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exactly where we need to be. I think so.
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Okay. Yeah. So,
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let's get this ball rolling then. I
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agree. Let's go speak to someone.
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Okay.
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I see what this
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is. You're a smart man. I like to think
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so. You've played this game a few times,
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haven't you?I love games. Mm-hmmOK.
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So who do I need to make the check out
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to?Oh, oh, you know, that's
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that's a rule of mine. I don't accept
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checks. Yeah. Yeah
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Oh, no paper trail. Is that it?
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Yeah. I hate cleaning up paper. OK. Love
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that. All right. When it's wet. How
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many Benjamins?
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What do you need me to introduce you to?
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You know, I'm really well off.
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I'm actually really happy. I just got a
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new apartment. It's, like, really nice,
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so thank you for that.
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I don't mess around with my son's
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future. Yeah, no mother should. Okay,
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this might be all jokes and games to you,
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but it's not for me.
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Okay. And you might have seen a lot of
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other mothers strolling through here. I
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see mothers stroll through here all the
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time. But I promise you,
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there are none who are willing to do what
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I am willing to do for my son's future.
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Yeah, I could tell. Got it. I
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think all mothers should be determined to
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do. Whatever it takes to get their son in
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the school they want. I'm so glad we're
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on the same page. Yeah, we are. I
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agree. You want to get this done?I do.
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Let's get it done. Let's go talk to
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somebody about that so we can
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get this done. Because you
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and your son deserves to be in this
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school. I 100% agree. There
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are other forms of
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compensation if
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that's what you're looking for.
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Um..
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Just to be
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clear, you said compensation.
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I did. So, in my
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job, I like to keep things
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straight, 'cause that's what
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people expect of me. Fix things,
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clean up messes, you know, make sure
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everything is done.
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I'm sure you do so well at it too. I'm
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actually really good at it. Yeah. And
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so again, to be clear, you're here
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because
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your son has
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amazing grades.
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He does. He does. And.
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You want him in this
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school. He
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deserves to be here. He does. Yes. This
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school would benefit having somebody
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this smart there. Yeah. Yeah
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And you're willing to do anything to
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make that happen.
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Wow.
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I just
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want to be very
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clear. You're
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offered a compensation
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to make this happen. How about
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we just cut to the chase?I didn't know we
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were running. I really don't like being
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home weightless. Oh, who does?
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Hmm
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I just need to be very clear here.
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These are work hours and Janice,
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even though as old as she looks, has
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amazing hearing. And I would
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not want to lose my job
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trying to help a determined mother get
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her son in a school. How
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about we just be very quiet?
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Quiet.
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Oh, my. That's
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what I'm talking
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about. Yeah.
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You are so determined.
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Oh, I told you I do whatever it takes.
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Yeah, I am fucking convinced
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you are. Oh.
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Oh my God.
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Oh. Oh,
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you're so messy. Oh, my
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God. Give me so much to clean up. Oh,
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it's so good. Oh, yeah.
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I got what it takes to take all these
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things out. Oh,
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oh, fuck
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Oh, that is fucking impressive.
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No, I've never, not once.
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In all the years I worked here, neither
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one mom has ever been this determined
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to get her son in this school, which
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is really. Oh,
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I really admire
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it.
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Oh, you just go to
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town. Oh.
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Oh, fuck
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Play back.
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Wow. Oh,
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fuckFuck yeah. Oh, fuck
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Oh,
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you know what?Just make as much
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as I'm of a mess you want. I got great
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sawdust to pick all this up, I swear.
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Was that OK?God, you can spit on me too.
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I like
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that.
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God.
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Oh my God. Wow.
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WowWowWowWowWow
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WowWowWow
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Oh,
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my God. Wow.
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Yeah, I do.
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Oh,
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may I?
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Yeah.
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Good. Good fuckWow. That's
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so fucking good. That's so
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fucking good.
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Yes, yes, yes, yesRemember.
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Remember Janice?She was grateful. I
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can't do that.
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OK.
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Oh.
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Oh,
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wow.
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Janice, she's old, but she can
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hear everything.
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Ah
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Oh
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my God. Oh my God. Oh my
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God. Oh my God. Oh
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my God. Oh my God. Yeah.
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OK.
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Oh.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my
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God. Oh my God. Oh, yes, yes
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Holy shit
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Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes
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Tasty, tasty. Tasty, tasty. Tasty, tasty.
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Tasty, tasty. Oh, right there.
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Taste that there. Please, please, please,
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please, please, please
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Oh, yeah. FuckYes, yes, yesYeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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FuckFuckFuckOh.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes
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I could pull all the puppet strings on.
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I'm on, huhYou're in charge of that. I
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am. Oh, yeah. What are you
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on?I don't know what I'm doing.
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Well, that was the table.
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Yeah, that's still the table.
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Oh, my God.
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There's so much I'm going to have to
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clean in here. Don't worry about
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that right now. You're right. Oh,
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fuck yeah. Fuck
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FuckYes. Yeah. Oh,
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wow.
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Oh, so humiliating. I
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fucking love it. Oh, God.
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Yeah.
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FuckGod.
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Oh, my God. God, it's so good.
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It's so fucking
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good. Yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes
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Oh, oh, fuck
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Yeah. Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh, Oh my God. Oh,
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that
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pussy is so good. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes
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No, that pussy on my
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face. Yeah.
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Yes, hi. Hello.
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Wow. WowWow
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So good. You're so good.
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You're so good. Oh, you
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care so much. You want to make this
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happen so bad. I
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really hope I can help you. I really hope
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I can connect you to the right person so
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this doesn't go to waste. I feel horrible
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for this. OK,
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OK
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OK. I'm OK. I'm OK. I'm OK.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, oh,
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I got an idea. You want to try this?
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Yeah. Oh, oh,
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oh
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Oh, my legs. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, just, just that.
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Just this. Just this crazy.
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Oh.
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Right there. Nice and low. Yes,
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yes, yes
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YesEat the fuckingEat the
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whole shitEat it.
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Pretty good of
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my job, ehGod, you're so fucking
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good. God damn
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it. God, God,
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God, God.
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What are we still to do that?
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Yeah.
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Oh,
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God.
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Oh, you ready?
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Wait. Huh
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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my
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God.
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Oh.
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Wow. Wow
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WowOK.
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That was fun. That was fun.
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That is true. So
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why don't my son eat into the program
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then?As soon as
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possible. Hold on.
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Tommy, we need you in the cafeteria.
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Tommy, please report to the cafeteria.
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Well, that's my cue. I need to go.
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I'm just the janitor here.
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So technically I do work here, but
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this is not my office. I got a little
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room in the basement. I will put in a
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good word for you. I promise you
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that. Thank you.
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OK, I'm going to go.
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