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hmm

This is nice.

No, thank you. I know exactly where I'm

going. Everyone just do.

Hi. HiJust the man I wanted to

see. Really?Yes. OK.

Sit. OK.

My son's test results. OK.

Read them. Sure.

Uh, math, science.

These are amazing grades. I know,

right?My husband and I are so proud.

Yeah. Your

son's like a genius. Do

you see the extracurriculars, too?

about to...

What?How does he find the time to do all

this?He's a very ambitious child. We've

really set him up for success. Yeah. Good

for him. Good for you. Thank you. All

right. OK. So it's very concerning.

Mm-hmmAnd curious to me. Yeah.

Why he's on the wait list.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a great question. I'm so

glad you agree. I do. OK. Yeah.

So we can figure something out then. I

hope so. Perfect. Yeah.

OK. All right. Oh, OK. So let's get

him off the wait list and

into the program. Yeah, 100%. He should

totally be in the school. Not on a wait

list. I mean, yeah, I am.

You're on board. I am. Love to hear that.

Yeah. How long will it take?

That I can't answer.

I think we should go speak to someone

else to, you know,

get the... This is the

Office of Admissions. This

is the Office of Admissions. Yes, that is

correct. And do you work here?

I... do work here. That is

also correct. Okay. Yeah. And we're

exactly where we need to be. I think so.

Okay. Yeah. So,

let's get this ball rolling then. I

agree. Let's go speak to someone.

Okay.

I see what this

is. You're a smart man. I like to think

so. You've played this game a few times,

haven't you?I love games. Mm-hmmOK.

So who do I need to make the check out

to?Oh, oh, you know, that's

that's a rule of mine. I don't accept

checks. Yeah. Yeah

Oh, no paper trail. Is that it?

Yeah. I hate cleaning up paper. OK. Love

that. All right. When it's wet. How

many Benjamins?

What do you need me to introduce you to?

You know, I'm really well off.

I'm actually really happy. I just got a

new apartment. It's, like, really nice,

so thank you for that.

I don't mess around with my son's

future. Yeah, no mother should. Okay,

this might be all jokes and games to you,

but it's not for me.

Okay. And you might have seen a lot of

other mothers strolling through here. I

see mothers stroll through here all the

time. But I promise you,

there are none who are willing to do what

I am willing to do for my son's future.

Yeah, I could tell. Got it. I

think all mothers should be determined to

do. Whatever it takes to get their son in

the school they want. I'm so glad we're

on the same page. Yeah, we are. I

agree. You want to get this done?I do.

Let's get it done. Let's go talk to

somebody about that so we can

get this done. Because you

and your son deserves to be in this

school. I 100% agree. There

are other forms of

compensation if

that's what you're looking for.

Um..

Just to be

clear, you said compensation.

I did. So, in my

job, I like to keep things

straight, 'cause that's what

people expect of me. Fix things,

clean up messes, you know, make sure

everything is done.

I'm sure you do so well at it too. I'm

actually really good at it. Yeah. And

so again, to be clear, you're here

because

your son has

amazing grades.

He does. He does. And.

You want him in this

school. He

deserves to be here. He does. Yes. This

school would benefit having somebody

this smart there. Yeah. Yeah

And you're willing to do anything to

make that happen.

Wow.

I just

want to be very

clear. You're

offered a compensation

to make this happen. How about

we just cut to the chase?I didn't know we

were running. I really don't like being

home weightless. Oh, who does?

Hmm

I just need to be very clear here.

These are work hours and Janice,

even though as old as she looks, has

amazing hearing. And I would

not want to lose my job

trying to help a determined mother get

her son in a school. How

about we just be very quiet?

Quiet.

Oh, my. That's

what I'm talking

about. Yeah.

You are so determined.

Oh, I told you I do whatever it takes.

Yeah, I am fucking convinced

you are. Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh. Oh,

you're so messy. Oh, my

God. Give me so much to clean up. Oh,

it's so good. Oh, yeah.

I got what it takes to take all these

things out. Oh,

oh, fuck

Oh, that is fucking impressive.

No, I've never, not once.

In all the years I worked here, neither

one mom has ever been this determined

to get her son in this school, which

is really. Oh,

I really admire

it.

Oh, you just go to

town. Oh.

Oh, fuck

Play back.

Wow. Oh,

fuckFuck yeah. Oh, fuck

Oh,

you know what?Just make as much

as I'm of a mess you want. I got great

sawdust to pick all this up, I swear.

Was that OK?God, you can spit on me too.

I like

that.

God.

Oh my God. Wow.

WowWowWowWowWow

WowWowWow

Oh,

my God. Wow.

Yeah, I do.

Oh,

may I?

Yeah.

Good. Good fuckWow. That's

so fucking good. That's so

fucking good.

Yes, yes, yes, yesRemember.

Remember Janice?She was grateful. I

can't do that.

OK.

Oh.

Oh,

wow.

Janice, she's old, but she can

hear everything.

Ah

Oh

my God. Oh my God. Oh my

God. Oh my God. Oh

my God. Oh my God. Yeah.

OK.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God. Oh my God. Oh, yes, yes

Holy shit

Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes

Tasty, tasty. Tasty, tasty. Tasty, tasty.

Tasty, tasty. Oh, right there.

Taste that there. Please, please, please,

please, please, please

Oh, yeah. FuckYes, yes, yesYeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

FuckFuckFuckOh.

Oh, yes, yes, yes

I could pull all the puppet strings on.

I'm on, huhYou're in charge of that. I

am. Oh, yeah. What are you

on?I don't know what I'm doing.

Well, that was the table.

Yeah, that's still the table.

Oh, my God.

There's so much I'm going to have to

clean in here. Don't worry about

that right now. You're right. Oh,

fuck yeah. Fuck

FuckYes. Yeah. Oh,

wow.

Oh, so humiliating. I

fucking love it. Oh, God.

Yeah.

FuckGod.

Oh, my God. God, it's so good.

It's so fucking

good. Yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes

Oh, oh, fuck

Yeah. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, Oh my God. Oh,

that

pussy is so good. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes

No, that pussy on my

face. Yeah.

Yes, hi. Hello.

Wow. WowWow

So good. You're so good.

You're so good. Oh, you

care so much. You want to make this

happen so bad. I

really hope I can help you. I really hope

I can connect you to the right person so

this doesn't go to waste. I feel horrible

for this. OK,

OK

OK. I'm OK. I'm OK. I'm OK.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, oh,

I got an idea. You want to try this?

Yeah. Oh, oh,

oh

Oh, my legs. Oh, yeah.

Oh, just, just that.

Just this. Just this crazy.

Oh.

Right there. Nice and low. Yes,

yes, yes

YesEat the fuckingEat the

whole shitEat it.

Pretty good of

my job, ehGod, you're so fucking

good. God damn

it. God, God,

God, God.

What are we still to do that?

Yeah.

Oh,

God.

Oh, you ready?

Wait. Huh

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my

God.

Oh.

Wow. Wow

WowOK.

That was fun. That was fun.

That is true. So

why don't my son eat into the program

then?As soon as

possible. Hold on.

Tommy, we need you in the cafeteria.

Tommy, please report to the cafeteria.

Well, that's my cue. I need to go.

I'm just the janitor here.

So technically I do work here, but

this is not my office. I got a little

room in the basement. I will put in a

good word for you. I promise you

that. Thank you.

OK, I'm going to go.