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Give it to me all of your devotions

So in sympathy let's throw in some motion

I know it isn't long since I first met you

But I'll never find it better I'll be you

I'm already sure if I wanna be yours

So I'm gonna count down from 10 to zero

And by then you should know

I don't really want to take it slow

So if you love me let's go

I'm gonna count down from 10 to zero

By then you should know

I don't really wanna take it slow

So if you love me let's go

Give it to you boy of my attention

'Cause you take me to other dimensions

Am I allowed to give you that feeling

You know that I want to every evening

I'm already sure I wanna be yours

So I'm gonna count down from 10 to zero

By then you should know

I don't really wanna take it slow

So if you love me let's go

I'm gonna count down from 10 to zero

By then you should know

I don't really wanna take it slow

So if you love me let's go

Hold me I don't need anybody else

Just your love your touch I get myself

- Mornin' sunshine.

- Coffee.

- Your note made my day.

- I'm glad.

So what do I have to do to convince you

to come to brunch with us?

- Ah, I'm sorry but I don't think there's enough time.

- Don't kill yourself over this, kay?

It's a rehearsal dinner.

It's our friends and our family and

it's whatever we want it to be, I mean we could order pizza

and everyone would be fine with it.

- I know but I want it to be special.

Memorable.

I mean this entire weekend could be a complete disaster

but as long as I'm married to you at the end of it

that's all that matters.

- You're right, I need to relax more.

- Mmhmm.

- Mmff, I shudder to think.

Hello?

- Hi!

- Hi boys.

Mornin'.

- Wow, don't be ready on account of us you just

take your time.

- I'm goin', I'm goin', I'm goin', I'm goin.

- You guys want coffee or anything?

Oh no thanks.

- I'm good.

So I take it you're not coming with us?

- Oh no I'm sorry there's just no time.

- Come on you've gotta come.

We're giving Christopher his present.

- Yeah.

- Why don't you just give it to him now?

- It's not that kind of present.

- Okay,

I'm ready.

- Have fun.

- We'll be at Jar if you wanna meet us.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Oh bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Ready to order.

- Ah yeah.

- Ah no we'll need a few more minutes thanks.

Sure I'll come back.

- You order the exact same thing every week.

What's going on?

Okay, I'll be right back.

- Okay out with it what's happening?

Tell me.

- Well Bradley and I chipped in

and got you a little something.

- Turn around.

- Surprise.

- Emma.

Oh my God.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- It is so good to see you.

- Oh my God I can't believe you guys did this.

- Hey Rachel.

Hey.

No that's why I'm calling

the flights been delayed.

Really?

It shouldn't be a problem,

I might just need to come straight to you

and get cleaned up there.

- Oh okay, you want me to call mom and dad?

No I'll do it,

I've got plenty of time to kill now.

- Okay well have a safe flight.

Can't wait to see you.

Mm, me too, love you.

- Love you too, bye.

Bye.

- Come on.

Hello Jacob.

Hello yourself.

What's goin' on?

- Oh you know the usual, making a fancy dinner for 10.

How 'bout you?

So that's a no to brunch then?

- Oh no I'm sorry there's just no time.

Yeah but you still gotta eat right?

- Well yeah but, hold on.

Oh what?

- Come in.

Really?

You're, okay you're my pal, yes you are.

But do you know how much food I have in the house?

- Yeah but it's not this food.

Ah it's a surprise.

- Oh wait so you were literally the girl next door?

- Well not literally I was actually a few doors down,

not actually next door.

- I mean not that it mattered we were pretty much together

all the time.

- Oh yeah we were inseparable.

Well until high school anyway.

Yeah I think that everyone just assumed

that we would get married.

- I know my parents would've been happier

with that arrangement.

- Oh my God mine too.

They loved Christopher.

- Ah, they're okay, they're still together miraculously.

- Mine too.

Same way I'm sure.

Status quo and their sheer force of will

overcoming their mutual loathing.

- Yeah, exactly.

Do you ever see them?

- Nah, not really.

- Yeah.

- Ah excuse me, hi, yeah I think we need to get these

ah two sad sacks another bloody Mary, thanks.

- Thank you for this.

- Well I knew you wouldn't eat anything

and you'd probably be 10 times as frazzled because of it.

- You know me so well.

- So Christopher out with the gang?

- Mmhmm.

They're giving him their wedding gift.

- Mmhmm.

I'm very curious it

sounded mysterious.

I didn't tell you what I'm giving him did I?

Mmhmm.

- No.

- Well it's kinda strange and I don't know,

it means something to me but I think he'll like it.

- Yes I do.

- Well funny enough I happen to have it right over here.

Oh.

- It's a pen.

- Well it's a very nice pen.

- Okay, it's not very romantic.

- Well there's more to it than that.

- Okay, I'm listening.

- So we're on our first date and um we're walking around,

we pass a stationary store and this pen is in the window.

And Christopher stops and he stares at it,

he's kinda mesmerized by it and he starts to explain to me

what makes fountain pens so extraordinary.

How meditative they are to work with,

to write with or draw with.

- Interesting.

Right?

- Well, as he's talking about it he's getting so animated

so passionate and I'm watching him and

I think I fell in love with him right then and there.

- Why have I never heard this story before?

- I don't know it's, it's kind of a hard feeling to describe

and it's, well, it's more than a little

out of character for me.

- So the rest of the date goes incredibly well

and the next morning I get up and I go to the store

and I buy the pen.

I don't know, I felt compelled, I know it's crazy to

spend 300 dollars on a pen for a guy I just met

but I, I just knew that it would make a great gift someday

you know like a great landmark gift for an anniversary

or a birthday or...

I just knew that if I didn't buy the pen

I would regret it.

- I know right.

Well of course I also realized that if it all fell apart

in the next two weeks I could just return it.

- Okay there's, there's the Daniel I know.

So, there I am I have this pen and our one year anniversary

comes up and I think okay that's a perfect time to give

it to him right?

But then I started thinking well maybe this pen is what

got us there.

- Okay.

- No hear me out.

Maybe because I was looking forward to this anniversary,

to this landmark event, the anticipation of giving him

this pen kept me from fucking it up.

- Wow.

- No but then I started thinking well if I give it to him

then maybe that's it, maybe I stop looking forward.

- I have never known you to be superstitious.

- No it's not...

It's not superstition it's more like

I'd really started to change the way I was thinking about

the possible future.

And what's the greatest possible future

but spending the rest of my life with Christopher?

And I mean marriage is supposed to be forever right?

So, now's the time.

- Daniel he's gonna love it.

- I hope so, I don't know I mean it's four years ago

and it's so specific he might not even remember.

- He is going to love it.

- I hope so.

- Well I don't know I mean you're supposed to

give it to him after right?

- I think you should give it to him right now

I think you should give it to him as soon as he walks in

that door right away.

Yeah?

- Yeah, I do, I do, no more waiting, no more foreplay

just give it to him.

- Okay, well, I mean, I don't even have it wrapped yet.

- You know I'll wrap it.

- Okay tell me about this Daniel guy?

Is he good enough for our boy here?

- This Daniel guy is a great guy

and yeah he's good for our little Christopher.

- He's very reliable, standup guy, he's stable

unlike us.

- No we like him and he definitely loves Christopher.

- That's good, then I approve.

- Thank you.

- Of course there's the age difference.

- Oh here we go.

- Well how big of an age difference?

- Like nothing, like a couple of years, no big deal.

- Like 10 years.

- Oh!

10 years is not nothing, it's something.

- It is not 10 years!

It's more like seven and in reality day to day

it's not even anything.

I mean I don't feel it, not really.

- Yeah right.

- Come on if you guys didn't know you'd have no idea.

- Botox.

- He doesn't botox.

- Oh sure he doesn't.

- He doesn't.

- Hey come on baby I'm just fucking with you.

- So you're not at all concerned about being in different

stages of your life?

Guys he's 40 he's not 80.

And no okay?

I'm not concerned because love is love

and when you know you know.

- It doesn't hurt that he's obsessed with you.

- He is.

- Oh okay well that explains everything.

I'm adorable.

- Alright, wrapped and ready, I went simple.

- Oh thank you, it looks very nice.

- You're welcome.

- Hey are you still planning on going stag tomorrow?

- Ah yep.

- 'Cause I've got you at our table with us

but I could move you over here with some single folks.

- You know what I am fine where you have me.

I'm not exactly looking to hook up at your wedding.

- Mmm.

- No I don't think you've invited enough people.

- Well we know a lot of people.

What am I gonna do exclude someone and then have to deal

with that drama?

- I'm just saying seems a bit excessive.

- Probably is.

But it's a wedding it's what you do.

- Daniel!

Daniel come here!

Hi Jacob.

- Hi.

- Well it looks like you're gonna have to set another

place at the table because--

- I hope you're not talking about tonight.

Christopher, honey, no we discussed this,

we agreed that tonight would be for our friends

and my family right?

Look whoever it is can come tomorrow, that's fine.

- Well you're just gonna have to make it work

because Emma is family.

- Hi.

- Yeah essentially.

She was my best friend in the whole world growing up.

She was kinda like the Joey to my Dawson.

- Oh wow, I had no idea.

- Oh.

- Well Christopher doesn't tend to talk about his

childhood very much, at least not to me.

It's very nice to meet you.

- I'm sorry.

Very nice to meet you, Emma.

- Emma.

- And we can absolutely make tonight work.

- Shit, I didn't even think about dinner,

we should have let you in on this sooner.

- Sooner then the day of you mean?

Yeah that probably would have been helpful.

- She can have mine.

- Yeah, we could just hit the hors d'oeuvres hard

or split a dinner or what ever, it's fine.

- Don't be silly there's plenty of food to go around,

it's fine.

I look forward to learning more about

the exploit's of young Dawson.

- Yeah for sure.

- So I'm Jacob, gosh how did you guys pull this off

without Christopher finding out?

- Well we knew her name and where Christopher grew up

so we just googled her, I wish I could say it was

more complicated than that but it wasn't.

- Summer called me and she told me who she was

and then she told me that Christopher was getting married,

then she convinced me that she wasn't going to steal

my kidney or anything like that I was in.

And that was like two, two months ago

and I've just been going crazy with anticipation since.

- Wow you guys that's an amazing gift.

- Speaking of amazing gifts.

- No, no, no, no.

- It's Daniels wedding gift for you.

- Wait are we doing that now

because yours isn't finished yet.

- It's perfect that you didn't finish

because we are not doing this now.

- I mean the cats outta the bag.

- Really no.

Can we.

- Oh boy.

Oh you know what, I am not telling you.

- It's really good.

- Oh that's nice.

- Nothing just Daniel said he was to busy to come to brunch

with us but he's obviously not to busy for you.

- Would you leave him alone please, I brought him

some muffins because I knew he wouldn't eat otherwise.

- Oh.

- Honestly why are you always jumping on him Summer,

what is your problem with him?

- I like Daniel I just get the feeling sometimes

that it's not mutual.

- Well for starters he never comes to brunch with us,

in fact he rarely comes out with us at all.

- First of all he likes you guys,

I have heard him say I like those guys.

And he doesn't go out because he's not like a super social

guy and honesty I don't think you guys realize just how much

he's got going on right now, he's planning the whole

wedding, he's making this giant dinner for everybody.

He's working fifty to sixty hours a week,

he's totally overwhelmed.

- Then why didn't he get some help?

- Ah ha because this is how he wants it.

Now for some screwed up reason he's not happy

unless he's living on the edge of disaster.

I mean if it's too easy

he loses interest it's the way he is.

- You're right.

You're right and you could be a little bit nicer

and maybe we could be offering to help.

- I wouldn't mind helping to.

- I am sure he would appreciate that.

- Yeah, let's help.

- I don't know, okay.

I mean there's just stuff that I talk about with those guys

that you and I don't tend to really talk about you know.

It's not like I'm hiding anything from you,

it just never came up.

- But how I mean we've talked about that

time of your life a lot.

- I don't know.

I guess, I guess there's just certain things

I'd rather not talk about.

- Was it really that rough for you?

- Look I wasn't abducted by aliens or anything

but yeah it was a pretty awful time.

- Well I just hope you know that there's nothing you could

tell me that would change how I feel about you.

- Especially if it involves aliens.

- Alright are you gonna tell me or not?

- No.

- Come on.

I know what it is you know.

- Stop.

- Stop.

- It's a watch.

It's something you can wear.

- Look even if you guess it exactly right I'm still not

gonna telling you so stop guessing.

- Yes but that's all I'm giving you.

- You're mean, really mean you know that?

- Hey.

- Hi.

You guys okay?

- Yeah we're fine.

But Christopher and I are gonna do presents later.

So Emma I just wanted to say that I'm very sorry if there's

anything that I did to make you feel less then welcome.

- No, no, no, you didn't, I'm fine really.

- Cause I'm really not good with surprises

so we're very glad you're here.

- I'm very very glad to be here and be a part of this really.

- And if you need a place to crash you're welcome to stay.

- No, it's all taken care of.

- Okay great.

- And I'm really sorry Daniel we should have told you.

- Well it's fine but thank you.

So I'm gonna go finish prepping the food.

- Daniel, Daniel, there's a lot of extra hands here to help,

you know if you want it.

- No I've got it all under control but thank you.

Why don't you show Emma around town or something?

- Daniel don't be ridiculous okay?

This isn't all on you let us help you.

- All of us wanna help if that would be helpful.

- You guys are awesome, thank you.

Well you heard 'em captain put us to work.

- Okay well in that case that living room

is sort of a disaster so if you could help clean that up,

that'd be great.

And then get the table set?

- Ya, cool.

- Following you.

- And Jacob I could actually use you in the kitchen.

- Okay.

- I'm moral support.

- Awesome.

- So hey what was going on in there huh?

- I think Daniel's just feeling left out

because he thinks that I tell you guys things

that I don't tell him.

- Well you do.

- I guess so.

But I feel bad about dinner,

I mean that was kind of insensitive of me you know?

I shouldn't have sprung it on him like that,

he's cooking for everyone.

- You just pass a big chunk of that guilt over here.

- I think you both need to relax, he seems fine.

- Maybe sometimes it's hard to tell with him though.

- Okay you're crazy.

- Could you please just do this for me?

- No, the pen is a great gift he's gonna be moved to tears,

trust me.

- No, no, no, no, not now,

I mean what it's a 300 dollar pen,

I'm sorry no we should like book something last minute

in Palm Springs I mean I could take the whole week off.

- You don't need to one up his friends okay?

You both got him beautiful, meaningful gifts.

I mean he's a lucky man.

And it doesn't matter anyway, if he didn't get you a thing

would it change the way you feel about him,

would it make you not want to spend

the rest of your life with him?

- Of course not.

- So I, I feel like I'm say anything right.

I mean they reunited him with his long,

lost child hood friend and I get him a pen.

- Yeah because the fact that it's a pen

is what's important about it?

Daniel you're in a relationship, not a competition okay?

I mean you're supposed to be the more mature one,

grow the fuck up already.

- You say the sweetest things.

- I mean why does absolutely everything need to be said?

Is anything less then everything, some sort of deception?

I don't need to know everything he's ever done

and I know he wasn't really big into monogamy before we met

and I don't want to hear about that and I know he hasn't

been upfront about his relationship with Jacob.

- Yeah, he said that before we met they tried going out

a few times and they realized they we're better off

as friends but I can tell from things that he let slip

there's way more to it then that.

- Okay well have you asked him about it?

- No see that's my point.

I don't need to know.

- Okay but maybe he needs to know and I gotta be honest

with you, I was a little bit surprised that

he had no idea who I was and I mean I know you

and I lost touch but I thought that.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, that's my whole point.

Look letting our friendship slip away was one of the lowest

points of my life and quite frankly I feel really stupid

about it.

I guess I just, I didn't want to take any

of that adolescent baggage with me into my new relationship

you know, not that you're baggage.

- Nice one.

- You know what I mean.

- I do, I do, I know, and I feel the same way.

If I could redo that whole period of my life I would.

- Sure.

- Is Bradley bringing anyone to the wedding?

- I don't think so, why do you ask?

- Don't make me say it.

- Isn't he a little young for you?

- Knock, knock, hi sweet heart look at you.

- Hi.

Long drive, I'll be right back, hi sweetie.

- Hello.

- Dad, what are you guys doing here

the party isn't for another five hours.

- I know, I know, this is what happens

when you don't let her help.

- I've let her help.

- Not enough I guess, look I'm really sorry I tried.

- Dad what are you guys gonna do for the next five hours?

- Oh I'm good, no prob.

- I suggest you let her help.

- Oh everything just smells delicious in here.

Oh see everybody else is already here, hi everyone.

Look at this, it looks wonderful,

oh hi Jacob you're helping.

- Hi my dear.

- What a spread, oh my goodness, what's that?

Oh is that the seating chart?

- Yeah mom that's the final seating chart.

- It's so cute, I love the colors.

- Thank you.

- Where are we sitting, where's.

- Well you're sitting over here with us, with the family.

- Who else, who's at the other tables?

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Good.

- Yeah I think so.

- Okay.

Oh hi I'm Steven I'm Daniel's dad.

- Hi and I'm Emma I'm--

- My best friend from growing up.

- Oh wow, great hey do you guys wanna check something out?

- Yeah.

- Sure.

- Come here.

Come on.

Now I have set up my Ipad to stream to their television

so when I push this button I can watch all

of my favorite shows on their tv.

- Wow.

- That's amazing.

- That is neat.

- Yeah.

- Amazing.

- Yeah dad, I'm the one who set it up remember?

- I just think it's so cool.

I'm completely mobile.

- That's great dad.

- I wanna watch.

- Okay pull up a seat.

- Hey so everything's pretty much set up,

why don't I get my guys outta here so that way

you can cook in peace?

And if you need any help you have your mom and Jacob here.

I'll go to I feel like I'm just in the way here.

Why don't we take Emma up to Griffith park

get a good look at the Hollywood sign?

I think she'd like that hmm?

- That's a great idea.

- Thank you.

- Well it'd be a shame to see your head explode before

I hear you say I do.

Bye.

Well, there it is.

- Oh.

Ain't it cool right?

- Yeah, I can't believe you live here.

You seem to have a really great life here.

I'm really happy for you.

- Thank you.

- I'm also more than a little bit jealous.

- So move out here.

Yeah.

Why not?

- Oh come on.

Like a million reasons.

It's far away.

It's real expensive.

I have no real career to speak of.

- Oh my God that's horrible, right?

I don't even know what you do.

I don't even know what you majored in.

- Yeah, we have a lot to catch up on.

And a lot to put behind us too.

- Yeah, we do.

- Oh.

Say can I ask you something?

Yeah.

- I don't know Summer didn't look to good.

Daniel and Christopher.

- Yeah, yeah, sure.

Why not?

- I don't know, they just seem so different don't you think?

- Well yeah, I mean in someways you know

but not in the ways that really matter I don't think.

I mean, they're good for each other you know?

They certainly love each other.

- Well what about the age difference?

- Eh, I don't think it matters.

It's not a big deal.

Do you?

- I used to, now not so much.

- No.

- Good.

- Yeah good.

- Mkay.

- Come on Summer, up the hill.

- Don't forget who drove.

If I die you're screwed.

- Honey I will take the keys off your lifeless corpse.

- I'd like to see you try.

- Don't you want to see the sign?

Did the O fall over or something?

- No.

- Then I'm good.

- You know your friends are great.

- Yeah they're awesome.

- And it's nice that they seem to get along with Daniel.

- Yeah for the most part.

- I'm just kind of bummed out that I'm not meeting him

under the best circumstances.

- I think that he seems like a really great guy, he does

but what I'm saying is he seems a little bit stressed

right now so I just think I'm not meeting the best

version of him, that's all.

- Yeah but trust me, I mean if I would've told him about you

there is no doubt in my mind that he would've done the same

thing they did, I mean, that's the kind of guy he is.

He's caring, he's compassionate, he's sensitive.

- I love that, you deserve that.

- I don't know, the whole thing, the idea of spending

the rest of your life with one person, you know,

marriage in general it's just kinda freaks me out

it's so final.

- Well, ideally.

- Yeah.

So marriage doesn't freak you out?

- I didn't say that.

Honestly I never gave it much thought until it became

a headline, you know.

It wasn't an option for me so, you know

I never really saw it as sort of goal.

- Yeah marriage was irrelevant you know, marriage was

something that straight people did because they thought

they were supposed to and half of those end in divorce

so you know really why would it have any meaning for me?

- For some reason I didn't expect to hear that from you.

- I don't feel that way now.

- You know we offered to fly my parents out for the wedding?

Wow really?

- Yeah, thought I'd regret it if they didn't come.

- No, they don't wanna be here for this.

- Both, I guess.

- No, because then they would've said yes

which is the appropriate thing to do.

They would've come and then they would've been uncomfortable

which would make me uncomfortable

and then Daniel and everyone would be uncomfortable

and so I decided to do the inappropriate thing

and save all of us a lot of heartache and misery.

- That must have been a very hard decision.

- It was the right one.

- You know I think part of it was the gay marriage thing.

You know marriage is marriage you know it's not

gay marriage or straight marriage or traditional marriage

I mean it just seems really simple.

People can either get married or they can't you know?

People are created equal or they're not.

You know, you can legally discriminate against a particular

group or you can't, you know.

That's the bigger issue for me, if the government wants to

get involved in this they need to be fucking consistent ok?

I don't need anyone to define happiness for me.

I certainly don't need anyone telling me that my idea

of happiness is somehow less valid than somebody else's.

- I think I am yeah.

- That's very impressive.

And I agree.

But personally my favorite is the sanctity of marriage

people 'cause there is so much sanctity in you know,

getting shit faced and a quickie wedding in Vegas

and then divorced two days later.

- Oh Brittney.

- Well isn't this a welcome sight.

- Oh don't let him fool you

he just sat down two minutes ago.

- Hi honey.

- Oh and look he's up again.

- It was good, it was really good.

I got to talk with Emma a lot and catch up

but the real news is Bradley and Jacob.

Yeah?

- Yeah!

They walked ahead of everybody, they were laughing,

they were talking, they were flirting.

- Well Jacob was asking if Bradley was bringing

anyone tomorrow.

- I don't know but wouldn't it be nice if our wedding

brought them together?

- Hey why don't you two go relax

I can keep an eye on the kitchen.

- I think that's a great idea.

- Ah okay but mom you really do need to keep stirring that.

- I got it, go.

- And ah, I'll be down in a little while

to check on everything.

- I know.

Oh.

- Yeah she's gonna make it in plenty of time

but she's gonna stop off at our parents place first

to get ready you know.

- Well that's a relief and look things seem to be

going great with your parents downstairs.

- You know how they are mom likes to stick her nose

in everything and dad knows to stand back and...

It's fine they've been very helpful.

Well then tell your neck that because it is in knots babe.

- I know, I'm okay.

- No you're not, here, sit.

This is a joyous event remember?

- Yes and my getting stressed out is not a comment on that.

- I wish I would've pushed harder

to have you get it catered.

- Well I thought that cooking would calm me down

it usually does.

I just want everything to be perfect.

- You use that word a lot you know.

How many times do I have to tell you babe?

Perfection does not exist, kay?

If you keep chasing it

you're just always gonna be disappointed.

- I'm sorry, I'm just a neurotic mess.

- And you're all mine.

Hello.

Hey Christopher.

I got some news.

I got a call about that little part

in this Scorsese film, they want me.

- Holy shit, no way, that's awesome!

Yeah but I have to fly there

first thing in the morning.

No, no, no, no, no you don't.

Oh I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry.

I can't believe I'm doing this to you.

- I can't believe you're doing this to me either.

Please don't hate me.

Look you know I can't turn it down it's Scorsese,

I mean, right?

- No of course not that's huge.

Thanks sweetie.

- What the hell am I gonna tell Daniel?

Ah I don't know.

- Okay well do you know anyone else ordained that can do it?

I don't, I'm so sorry.

You did it online right I could get Summer or Bradley

they could go and they could do it online.

Well you can get ordained right away

but you still have to register with the state

and that takes a few weeks.

Look I'll cover all the deposit's

and what not if you lose them.

- I don't think that's the issue.

Well I still have a ton of packing to do

but maybe I don't know, should I just come by quickly

and apologize to Daniel in person?

What do you think?

Probably not right?

- Yeah probably not.

Shit.

This sucks I suck.

- No it's okay we'll figure it out.

I'm so sorry.

- Yeah me too.

I'll talk to you when you get back.

Break a leg.

Thank you.

Bye.

Hey.

- Hi.

- Now you're the one looking a little distressed.

- Oh um, no actually it's actually it's the opposite

I actually ah, I've really good news.

- Um, Zoey has an audition so she won't be able to come

to dinner tonight so the extra person problem is solved.

- Oh, okay.

- Hey ah, enjoy yourself tonight, okay?

- You too.

Oh yo hey.

- Hey so that's good the dinner thing worked out.

- Yeah.

I am so fucked.

Why?

What happened?

- Zoey booked a part in the Scorsese film

and now she can't do the ceremony.

Wait, how can she do that?

- Listen I don't want Daniel to know okay?

- What are you talking about you don't want him to know?

- Well I can't do that to him right now.

You have to tell him.

- Of course I'm gonna tell him, I will tell him eventually

but if I tell him now he will spend the entire night on

the phone trying to find some other random person to marry

us and even if he miraculously finds someone, which he

won't, the entire night is gonna be ruined because all this

hard work and his planning and everything he put

into this will be for nothing.

- Alright, look you have a point I suppose but he's going

to lose his shit when he finds out.

- I know but listen if he's gonna blow up,

he's gonna blow up.

I'm just saying let's let him blow up later.

That's all.

- Yeah you do have some sort of diabolical logic

that I find very hard to argue with.

- Hey, Rach.

You've finally made it.

- Rachel.

- Aw hey dad.

- Uneventful once we finally took off.

- Look at you.

Did you already leave your stuff at our place?

- No mama I wore this on the plane.

- Okay, okay, okay.

- You look great.

- You do.

- Thanks dad.

- Hi.

- Op.

- So glad you made it.

- I wouldn't miss it for the world.

- Can I get you something to drink?

- Yes please, thank you.

- White.

- Got it.

- Thank you.

The place looks incredible and smells incredible.

- Thank you.

- You're amazing Daniel.

Jacob!

- Hi gorgeous.

- I'm good, I'm good.

- Wow, we're gonna open with that huh?

- Well I mean I said how are you first?

- You did, ya.

- So well not exactly.

- Not exactly, what does that mean?

- That means that I am hopeful but I'm not sure yet.

- So are you bringing him to the wedding?

- Do you know what the hell he's talking about?

- I might have a little idea.

- Okay well I'm to tired for these riddles

so just tell me when you wanna tell me?

- You're no fun.

- I gotta get back.

- Hey the bigger question is are you seeing anyone?

Gotta get back out there kid.

- No, I'm not ready, I'm still processing it all.

- Divorce sucks.

- Yeah especially when you realize the million ways

you fucked it up.

- Oh hush, hush, hush, hush.

Here you go.

- Thank you.

So how's he doing?

- Good, he's doing good.

He's a little stressed but he handling it pretty well.

- You're so good for him, he's mellowed out

like 300 percent since you guys have been together.

- Wow, he was 300 times worse then this?

- Oh God you have no idea.

- No he really, he really doesn't.

Christopher this is why we love you.

This is Rachel.

- Alright if everyone is hungry please take your seats.

Dinner is about to be served.

- If I may.

A toast to all of you, you're so important to us and we are

very grateful that you're here to share in this exciting new

chapter in our lives.

Tomorrow is the big day with the big group but tonight

is for the people we love the most.

- Thank you honey.

- And I wanna thank Daniel for this wonderful meal.

I can't tell you how wonderful it is to have all of you

in this house right now.

And especially to Summer and Bradley, thank you so much

for bringing Emma to this.

I can't tell you how much it means to me

that you're here right now.

To friends.

- I just wanna add how wonderful it is to us that you two

found each other and decided to make this commitment

because after tomorrow everything changes.

I know it's hard to believe that a marriage would mean that

much, it seems more like a symbolic thing but it does,

it just strengthens and deepens your relationship in ways

you can't even imagine.

So good luck, it isn't always a picnic, it takes work

but no question, this is one of the best things

we get to do in life.

- Ah thank you.

- So if there are no more toasts let's eat.

It's so good.

- Jacob I'd like some fish and vegetables, thank you sir.

- Daniel you should have been a chef.

- That would ruin it, that would make it work

and not fun anymore.

- Please no one ruin this.

- It must have been pretty cool growing up with a brother

who's such a good cook though huh?

- He didn't cook, I cooked.

- Yeah I can't say that I remember

Daniel ever cooking anything.

- He didn't, he couldn't, not even mac and cheese.

- Now I'm not sure that's true.

- Ya, okay.

- Well I guess it was necessity more then anything.

You know I was broke so I couldn't afford to go out to eat

but I loved food so I decided to try to recreate some

of the incredible dishes I came across.

- Well I would say you succeeded.

- Thank you.

But really the most satisfying part about cooking is sharing

it with the people I love.

- Well I still haven't heard how you two got together.

- Daniel was my first big patron.

He bought three of my paintings at a show.

- What was it buy three paintings get a free boyfriend

deal that day?

- No actually we never even met, he just came in,

he saw my work and he wrote a check and left.

- I was so drawn in by his paintings.

I was so effected by them that I just had to have them.

- Which was incredible because I painted them as a trilogy

so they were meant to go together so I knew whoever bought

them, they really got it you know?

And it drove me crazy that I had no idea who it was.

- Well see I was actually afraid to meet the artist.

- Well I mean what if he turned out to be

a pretentious asshole?

I mean I didn't want anything to interfere

with my experience of the work.

- I tracked him down.

- Of course you did, stalker.

- What, three paintings and the mystery of it all, come on.

So I went to the gallery owner and I gave him a letter

and I said deliver this with the paintings, Daniel got it,

he called me, we had coffee and here we are.

- Well that must have been some letter.

- It was.

- So you had just one coffee and then boom?

- Yeah pretty much I mean.

- Yeah.

- I'd say the chemistry was immediate.

- Yeah, totally.

- I think most of you know that I tend to over think things.

- Thank you.

So anyway when I find something that kind of turns

the volume down I tend to grab onto it.

Cooking does that for me and I have a ritual with coffee

and art, well there's something about Christopher that just

balances me out and I can't explain it

but I could feel it right away.

And so I grabbed on.

- It was definitely one of those sappy you complete

me types of situations.

- Opposites really do attract, there's something

fundamentally true about that I think.

- I don't know, Micheal and I were pretty instantly

attracted to each other and we're very similar.

But maybe you're right, maybe it's opposites are

the ones that stay together.

- No honey, I didn't mean that, I wasn't saying anything.

- No, no, I know you didn't, no I don't,

I don't know why I went there.

I guess with the wedding it's on my mind.

Just call me Rachael buzzkill.

- No it's fine, I can imagine that a wedding is not exactly

the ideal place for you to be right now.

- No, no, that's not true, no, and I'm not down on marriage

at all, I mean mom's right it does, it changes everything

and makes it so much deeper but the work the communication,

ya have to do it, you have to want to do it,

shit just shut me up please.

- Well I can think of one thing I would love

to know more about Emma.

I'm dying to hear more about you and Christopher.

- Okay yeah sure.

So the Joey and Dawson thing was pretty accurate

but maybe for like a self fulfilling prophecy though

cause the show did come out when we were 13

and then it became sort of a guide for our lives.

- Yeah, no sneaking up ladders though I mean not in

that neighborhood, you'd get shot.

But we were friends since,

I can't remember a time we weren't.

- You know what her and I haven't really had a chance

to talk about this yet.

- Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry.

- No I mean it's okay it just is two sixteen year olds

living their life as a TV show, two members of the opposite

sex spending every single moment together

I mean what do you think happened.

Yeah and then after that everything changed.

- I thought.

I thought that I made him gay, it's incredibly idiotic

now I know that but that's what I thought.

- And I was just confused by it all, you know?

I know a lot of you think that people in my generation have

it a lot easier and you know for the most part that's true

but still I mean it wasn't exactly okay where I grew up.

You know I wasn't flying a rainbow flag

from my window or anything.

- It was stupid, he told me and I was a mess, I thought that

I did something wrong or that something was wrong with me.

- And she pulled away, I pulled away

and then we just never talked about it.

- Yeah then we stopped talking then

we stopped hanging out altogether.

And then college where you can really lose touch.

- Well I'm sorry.

- I loved Christopher, truly and I guess I thought in my

teenage brain that we were gonna for sure married

and be together forever and then we finally turn things

romantic and then he's coming out to me and telling me that

being together helped him figure it out.

- I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

- Was she the first person you told?

- Of course.

Who else would I have told?

- But wait I thought that

I though you said you told your mom?

- Yeah eventually, she cried.

- No I knew my mom would tell him

and I didn't really wanna deal with his reaction.

- It never happened.

- I mean it never happened, I never brought it up,

she never brought it up, we just didn't talk about it.

- I didn't know that.

- It's cause there's nothing to know.

- Did you tell them about the wedding?

- Not yet.

I mean I'm gonna tell them, obviously I will tell them

it's just we don't really talk about this aspect of my life.

Which is just another way Daniel and I are opposites.

I mean you two are like the most supportive parents

I've ever met.

- Thank you, I mean that's not always been easy.

I just can't imagine not having this.

And parenting, everybody parents differently,

most of the time I don't think we know what the hell we're

doing, you just do what you think is right

and hope for the best.

- And every parent loves their children more then those

children will ever know until they have kids of their own.

- Yeah I know I mean obviously we don't have the best

relationship but you know, I know they love me.

- Well that's good, that's important.

I assume Daniel told you about coming out to us.

- Yeah.

- Yeah what he didn't tell you because he doesn't know is

his mom and I spent the rest of that night in tears.

- Yeah.

- I mean I knew you were disappointed.

- Oh no, no, no, not disappointed, no.

No to understand this you would have to have kids.

No parent wants their child to have a difficult life.

You want nothing but a happy, pain free, long, beautiful

life for them even though you know intellectually that

the challenges and disappointments are essential.

Life without those things it would be devoid of meaning.

Ya still feel what you feel.

It's hell when your kid is in pain.

- And even with a growing acceptance we knew that Daniel

would have a harder life then he would if he were straight I

mean he could be discriminated against, harassed, prejudged,

and you want you're children to figure out who they are

and be happy and be proud of who they are

but it's impossible not to be worried or concerned

when you know they're gonna face more challenges.

- We got over all that.

And the challenges and disappointments

made them stronger, better people.

We couldn't be more proud at the man that Daniel has become

or the woman that Rachel has become.

I can't really speak for your parents Christopher

but I think the point I'm trying to make to you is

maybe they were feeling some of the similar things

to what we felt and it's more about the idea of the pain

of knowing that you were dealt some extra challenges.

But regardless of that you now have another set of parents

who love you and are as proud as can be of the man you are.

- I'm sorry.

- Oh.

- You guys, wow, I love you, I need to go.

It's okay.

That was some pretty heavy shit in there huh?

- I have to tell you something.

- Okay.

- And you're gonna hate me.

Why would I hate you?

- I tried to wait til after dinner to tell you but I can't.

Christopher, tell me what?

Just tell me.

- Zoey booked a job and she can't do the ceremony.

- She flies out tomorrow.

What?

- I'm sorry.

- Were you just not gonna tell me?

- No of course I was gonna tell you.

When it's to late to do anything about it?

Kidnap her?

- No I don't know I would've made some calls you know

try to find someone else.

Maybe there's still time.

- No, see this is exactly what I was afraid of,

this is exactly what I thought you were gonna do

you weren't gonna accept it

and then you would ruin this whole evening,

the entire evening that you just killed yourself for.

- Oh so now just the ceremony that I've been killing

myself for is fucked right?

Just our actual wedding.

I mean we can still have the party.

Do you even hear yourself?

Do you understand?

People have flown in from all over,

everyone we know will be there, everything is planned

this was it.

What now?

- So we'll just go down to city hall on Monday,

it's only one day later.

- No I am not going to city hall.

This was never about the legality of the thing.

I wanna get married to you.

Don't you get that?

- I guess not.

- I wanna stand up in front of our friends and family

and declare my intention of spending the rest of my life

with you, it's not about signing a fucking piece of paper.

Or next month, whenever it has to be.

- I begged you not to let her do it.

I literally begged you.

- But she was so excited to do it, you know?

She went online and got ordained and everything.

- And I'm sure that was really hard for her

and now she's probably got it on her fucking head shot.

- Look just how you don't wanna sign a piece of paper

I don't wanna have some stranger marrying us.

You know and she would have been great at it.

- Yeah she probably would've been.

- I don't know.

- Look I know you're disappointed with me.

- Of course I'm disappointed

because you keep fucking lying to me.

- I'm not lying to you.

- Not telling me shit is lying.

- No holding back information so that way you don't ruin

your entire evening that is not a lie.

- Yes it is, that's exactly what it is

because you don't trust me 'cause you're deciding

what I need to know and when I need to know it.

That sucks that is not how a good relationship works.

- So now we have a bad relationship?

- Yes in this one particular area yes, I think we do.

- Okay mister holier than thou,

then what about you and Jacob?

- Your relationship.

- Our, I, I told you we went out a couple times.

- Yeah you said you went out a couple of times

and that you were better off as friends.

- Right.

- Right so that's bullshit, isn't it?

- No, not really.

I know there's more to the story than you're leading on,

I know you went out more than a couple of times.

- Fine we went out more than a couple of times

but we never clicked romantically at all

there's nothing more to it than that.

- So why didn't you tell me that?

- I don't know.

Because I didn't want you to be threatened

by our relationship, our friendship because

that's all that it is, a friendship.

- Fine, and I accept that and I believe that

the difference is I knew you weren't telling me everything

and I knew why and I didn't care, I trusted you.

You on the other hand don't trust me enough to let me leave

out information that is better to be left out,

you're a hypocrite!

- Okay fine I'm a hypocrite, sure I told you a little lie

about Jacob but you've left out huge important chunks

of your life.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

- So then why do you wanna marry someone

that you don't know?

- Ah guys um, how 'bout you take a minute

and just cool off.

There's a lot to process right now.

- Yeah.

- Alright Daniel you wanna go upstairs and we'll talk?

- Ah listen um, I know I've been a little bit negative

lately I, think I'm just dealing with your garden variety

girl in her 30's watching her younger gay friend get married

while she can't find a decent man to save her life issues

and I just wanna say don't fuck this up okay?

You two have got something really special.

You've got what we all really want.

Okay that's all I'm done.

- Yeah.

- Okay, come on.

- Thank you.

- Thanks you're right, this is helping.

- Listen to me, I destroyed my marriage doing the same shit

that you two are engaged in right now.

What you guys are doing is not smart, either of you.

- I don't know what to do.

- Well do you still wanna marry him?

- Of course.

- Then let it go.

You don't need to win.

- I'm not trying to win.

I just want him to stop keeping secrets.

I mean I didn't know anything about him and Emma

until today and all that stuff about his parents

none of that.

I'm just worried about marrying someone

who keeps secrets so easily.

- Well I wouldn't say easily,

from what I saw it looks like it's eating him alive.

- Yeah, and look you'll have the rest of your lives

to discover all the gory details.

It's just not worth screwing up what you two have

unless you really don't trust him.

- No I, I trust him.

- Well then that's it, that's what's important

the here and the now, this Christopher not past Christopher

and I really don't think it's about trust with him

I think it's more about him baring bad feelings

which isn't great but it's something you can help him with

not make him feel worse about.

- Oh God are you gonna talk me off the ledge

for old times sake?

But honestly I don't think that I can.

I don't think that I know enough about Daniel

or the situation or you actually, to help you

I just thought you'd wanna step away and talk.

- All I wanna do is talk to you.

You have no idea how much I missed this.

Just being like this doing this.

It's just, it's insane to me that we let what happen happen.

- I know.

- So why didn't you, tell him about me and like us

and what happened and everything?

- I don't know.

I should have and now that I have

it seems so stupid that I didn't.

I just, I didn't wanna talk about it.

- But you did talk about, talked about it with your friends.

- Yeah but that's different.

- I don't know, just doesn't seem like it should be.

You don't feel worthy of him do you?

- I don't know.

Is that what you see?

- You know I don't know the guy very well

but he's impressive, I mean he's older and he's successful,

he's got a great relationship with his parents

and he's really, really, really smart and I...

I don't know, I'm intimidated.

- I never really thought about it that way I guess.

I mean I have asked myself,

more than once, why he's with me.

- I wanna spend the rest of my life with Christopher and

I mean, I do trust him but I still have this feeling in

the pit of my stomach that there's some big revelation he

hasn't told me that at any moment could change everything.

- Well you're gonna have to work that out.

You're gonna have to sit down and talk and ask him.

And whatever he says you're gonna have to decide

if you can accept that and move on.

Because if you can't you just might as well not even try.

- That's bleak.

- It's reality.

- I know but it's pretty bleak.

- Yeah well cost me my marriage to find out

some of this stuff but now all I can see

is how preventable the whole implosion was.

- Of course I still love him.

I think I'll always love Michael but I fucked it up

because, like you, I expected perfection.

Yeah, I thought it was supposed to be like mom and dad

you know?

And when we started to have problems I didn't wanna do

the work I just kinda checked out 'cause I didn't think we

were supposed to have problems I thought it just meant

that we had a bad marriage so fuck it right?

- But I think that mom and dad's marriage is unique.

- No it's not, no, they just work at it

and they take time for each other

and they talk to each other

and they appreciate each other

and they don't let little insignificant things turn into

these huge impenetrable walls.

I just wish they had shown us that part of it

and not made it look so easy.

- Yeah so they kind of set a terrible example after all.

- Yeah, oh God how absurd is that?

You just can't win.

- You know earlier today Christopher told me there's no such

thing as perfection and I know he's right

I know that's true but how do you stop looking for it?

- I don't know.

Sometimes I think we're just programmed to screw up

whatever we have, no matter how good it is.

- Do you know that it took me a really long time to realize

that it wasn't my fault that you were gay?

That's really stupid right?

- Not as stupid as me thinking you didn't wanna be my friend

because I was gay.

- Of course I did.

What else would I have thought.

I was to self absorbed to realize

that I probably broke your heart.

- You did you know.

- I know, I did and I'm sorry.

- Oh no, no, no I'm sorry.

You needed me, you were dealing with these huge issues

and I wasn't there for you, your so called best friend

I wasn't there for you, I'm the one who was self absorbed.

- God I wish we could go back, knowing what we know now.

- I know it's totally bizarre trying to remember thinking

how you thought about things before you knew the things

that you know now, you know.

I'm sorry did that make any sense at all.

- I think so.

It's like you can't go back and remember looking at words

and now knowing how to read them.

- Exactly, it's practically impossible for me to put myself

back into my teenage brain.

- Oh it's a terrifying thought.

I would never wanna do that.

- I had a lot of therapy, over the years

and what I've come to understand is that the way you and I

were taught to deal with things, our amazing parental

examples, was to not deal with things.

Just to pretend like it never happened and move on right?

- Mmhmm.

- Yeah, that's not healthy.

You just can't keep things bottled up inside

it'll eat away at you in ways that you can't imagine.

And it will destroy any chance you have at a meaningful

relationship 'cause if you can't communicate

if you can't deal with things head on

then how's it gonna work?

- I'm so happy that you are here.

Nobody knows me like you do you know?

- I feel the same way.

- Oh we wasted so much time.

- See, no stop, don't do that.

Stop we have to just put it all behind us.

See like talking to you and telling you how I feel

having that little bit of the conversation that we should

have had a long time ago, I feel like a huge weight has

been lifted off of me so it doesn't really matter how long

it took to happen that point is that it happened.

- Yeah, yeah you're right it's like with the Daniel

situation like I knew there was more to the story with

him and Jacob and I held that like some sort of like

trump card, I mean isn't that sick?

And then once I played it, it's gone and now I feel better.

- Yeah.

- Do you think I can fix this.

Have you seen how he looks at you?

Do you have any idea at all how much that man loves you?

- You have to call him.

You do, you have to tell him how you feel.

What you've figured out.

- No it's too late for that.

There's to many hurt feelings and legal bills.

- You don't know that.

Come in.

- Yes, I'd love to.

Thank you.

- Welcome.

- Call him, I'm serious.

- I'm sorry, I hope I haven't ruined this.

- If I haven't ruined this, you haven't ruined this.

- And I'm sorry about Emma, I shoulda told you.

- It's okay I understand.

- It's just, look babe I want you to know there's not some

terrible secret in my past or anything okay?

It's just, it's just a lot of not dealing with shit.

And I wish there was something you know, it would be a lot

easier if there was but the truth is,

it's death by 1,000 cuts

but I wanna get past it okay?

I want you to know everything,

every stupid little thing about me.

- And I wanna know it all and not because I don't trust you

because I do trust you

it's just I mean I wanna be there for you, I wanna help you.

- I know.

- And I don't care when or where we get married.

That's really not important.

- I should've told you about the whole Zoey thing.

- I don't know, I mean, I probably would have ruined

everything trying to fix it and

it's, it really doesn't matter.

- No it matters but not as much as making the commitment.

Spending the rest of our lives together.

- So tomorrow let's just have the party no ceremony

and we'll go to the justice of the peace on Monday

like you said.

- No but I want you to have the wedding that you want.

- The wedding that I want is the one where I'm married

to you at the end.

I don't need an audience for that.

I mean the only people that I really want there

are the people who are in this house right now

and I don't even need that, I just need you.

- Because the people in our house right now

are in our house right now.

Zoey doesn't leave until tomorrow morning.

We could do it.

Here?

- I love it.

Okay, yes.

Really?

- Let's do it.

Really?

- Yes.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- No, no, no don't be sorry just get over here right now.

You have to marry us.

Really?

Can you?

Of course!

- Uh hey everybody um I just wanted to say I'm sorry

that we put you through all that.

- Yeah me too.

- So we have some news and we hope you're all up for it.

- We've decided to get married here, tonight.

- Perfect!

- Woohoo!

- And we wanna do it outside so we're gonna need all of your

help to make this happen.

- Yes whatever you need.

- Ah home depot's still open I can go get some lights

and some extension cords.

- Okay great and maybe pick up a cake on your way back.

- Hey I'm on it.

- What do you want me to do honey?

- And the rest of you just work on the backyard

and make it look the best you can.

- It doesn't have to be perfect.

- I think so.

- Looks good.

- You are being extremely helpful as usual.

- But you're doing such a good job.

- Yeah alright.

- Guys this is amazing.

- I know right.

- Hi.

- Hi midnight wedding super brilliant.

- 'Scuse me pardon me comin' through.

- Excuse me sir.

Scorsese?

- It's so cool. - it's so crazy.

- Alright put me to work, what can I do?

- Ah well, you both, you two.

- What you're not doing anything?

Of course she's not.

- Great honey right there, leave room for the dessert.

Really?

- Well there wasn't anything open.

And I don't know about anybody else but I know I'm gonna

need some coffee, maybe right now.

Good for us.

- Is this memorable enough for ya?

- Yeah I think so.

- I'm ready.

- Yeah, let's get married.

- Dearest friends and family, we are here tonight

to celebrate the marriage of Christopher and Daniel.

I now have the honor of marrying these two

after almost being the one to prevent this

from even happening altogether.

This incredible, impromptu ceremony is a testament to

their love and devotion to one another

and should serve as an example to all of us.

I unfortunately got that memo a little late

and ate an entire pint of ice cream in my misery.

- Daniel you are everything to me.

Never in a million years would I think that I would end up

with someone as brilliant and generous and loving as you.

I mean I still don't know how that happened

but I've stopped trying to figure it out.

It's impossible to think that our love could get any deeper

or stronger but just in the past few hours it already has.

And if it gets better than this then oh man I can't wait.

I love you.

- Christopher, you're one of the strongest people I've

ever known and you make me stronger everyday

and I don't know if there's an order to the universe

but I do know that I was meant to find you.

You've changed me in ways that I didn't even think

I could change and you've made me a better person.

And I cannot imagine my life without you

and I hope that I never have to.

I love you so much.

- Um the rings.

- Rings! Rings!

- Babe, I got you.

- There are many different thoughts to what a wedding ring

is all about, it's an unbroken circle,

it's a symbol of eternity,

it's the never ending commitment to marriage,

it's a symbol of unity,

it's a symbol of togetherness,

it's the cycle of life

but I think it means this,

I think that it is a constant reminder

that you're joined with the one you love

and the person who gave you that ring

is yours and you are theirs

and you are never again to be alone.

And don't ever forget that.

It also means that you are taken so just keep on walking

buddy, you're barking up the wrong tree.

So Christopher do you promise to love, care for, support

and respect Daniel for the rest of your life?

- I do.

- Daniel do you promise to love, care for, support

and respect Christopher for the rest of your life?

- I do.

- Okay, well I think we all know that you two are perfect

for each other and meant to be by the state of California

and that internet church thingy,

you guys are married and should definitely kiss.

- Now this is perfect.

- Mmhmm, it is.

No I'm to comfortable.

No, no not now.

I'll be back.

- No.

- Do you remember the guy in the hat?

God that was hilarious.

Michael.

Thank you.

Yeah.

- So Jacob and Bradley are curled up together on the couch.

- Aww, that's so cute.

So this might require some explanation.

- Oh my God,

it's from our first date.

I don't deserve you.

- Well I don't deserve you so,

I guess we better make this work.

Let's close our eyes forget all our worries

Come in from the cold get over here love me

Tell me what you want don't tell me what you need

We can have it all for a minute let's be greedy

Tonight we'll make our dreams reality

We're being measured luxury living

Diamonds and Persian

Until we're winning

Lost in illusions

We're flying so high

Can you imagine when we're in fashion

When we're in fashion

Just visualize the cars we'll be driving

Into the night the lights are so blinding

And we'll be fine dining sippin' white wine at the time

We're climbing over impossible heights

We're so electric sparking like lightening

We're being measured luxury living

Diamonds and Persians until we're winning

Lost in illusions we're flying so high

Can you imagine when we're in fashion

When we're in fashion

We don't need material

No we don't need much at all

Cause we can live in jeans forever

We're being measured luxury living

Diamonds and Persians until we're winning

Lost in illusions we're flying so high

Can you imagine when we're in fashion

When we're in fashion

We don't need material

No we don't need much at all

Cause we can live in jeans forever

We're being measured luxury living

Diamonds and Persians until we're winning

Lost in illusions we're flying so high

Can you imagine when we're in fashion

When we're in fashion

We don't need material

No we don't need much at all

Cause we can live in jeans forever

We're being measured luxury living

Diamonds and Persians until we're winning

Lost in illusions we're flying so high

Can you imagine when we're in fashion

We're being measured luxury living

Diamonds and Persians until we're winning

Lost in illusions we're flying so high

Can you imagine when we're in fashion

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