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We interrupt this program to bring you the Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage the Cowardly Dog!

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel.

Who lives in the middle of Nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge!

AHHH!

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage to save his new home!

Stupid dog, you made me look bad!

BOGGUH BOGGUH! BOGGUH! AHH!

Why look at this! A wee rabbit!

Are you hungry?

Would you like a carrot? Is a carrot what you're wanting?

I'll get you a carrot.

HUH?

Little rabbit! Where did you go?

Ooh!

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh oooh! Ooh-oh!

Must be a bad carrot!

Hmmm. There's nothing to worry about. There's nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

The swelling is going to go down. To go down.

Just keep soaking it.

Nothing to worry about. Just keep soaking it.

But but but but but but, but!

Now, now. I don't want to be any trouble.

Then you should've gotten bit.

Come on, stupid dog!

Thank you doctor.

Just keep soaking it.

MURIEL! You're missin' your favorite show!

MURIEL! Err, go find her.

Who me?

You almost bought it, boy. What is up with that?

Uh, nothing to worry about. There's nothing at all.

Your son here says there is something wrong with you. What is up with that?

Shhh. I'm watching my favorite show.

Now, I want you to open your mouth and say "ah."

WHAT?

Stupid dog!

That is the worst case of Chickenpox I have ever seen.

Mice! Mice in my house!

Gonna get me a mallet!

[ Not a mouse. ]

[ It's Muriel ]

Ah! Where did I put that mallet?

Muriel. Big mole. Eating People. Ugly teeth. Search! Search! Search!

Ah. You're such a lousy typist.

Oh yeah. Thanks a lot!

You're welcome. What you've got here is a weremole.

Don't tell me that!

They come out in the full moon. And they've got a taste for rabbits and people.

And if you're bitten by a weremole, you'll become one yourself.

What should I do?

If I were you, I'd get a big mallet and ...

No, no, no! A cure! A cure!

Oh, that's easy. Get a little hair of the mole that bit you.

Just don't get bitten.

Where's that darn mallet?

Can't bop a mouse without me mallet.

That's not me mallet! Yeah, why don't you leave me alone.

Ahh! Me mallet!

The things I do for love!

What'd you do? I almost had it! You ruin everything.

But, but, but!

Eh, stupid dog!

Muriel!

Where have you been? You've missed the whole show!

Muriel!

Now where'd that mouse get to?

I swear. All this bother over a wee mouse.

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?