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Ugh.

I'm the editor of a national men's magazine.

Is one of your high price spreads

and we're always searching for the perfect set of old girl.

You'd be amazed at the flakes and bimbos will keep knocking on my office door

thinking they've got what it takes.

Some days i just can't look another pussy in the eye.

But i want my cynical girls to be bright

to be able to cover stories for the magazine

just having a pussy isn't enough anymore.

And i also wanted to see just how far these girls would go

to get a good

hot story for i read it.

I just.

Tried.

But.

I want you to put an ad in the paper.

High class

national magazine.

Looking for female investigative reporter.

Who's willing to put her ass on the line.

Apply in person.

Really

i'm looking for cynical girl

but let's see what kind of new talent shows up with this reporter job

I'll take care of that so it'll do that.

The first girl to show up was a real Georgia peach i thought i'd really gotten lucky

and found my perfect cena folder right off the bat.

I see here you worked at in your high school paper.

And your sorority literary magazine

and you minded at home at.

That tell me.

What kind of job do you think you could do for this magazine

owe anything.

Anything.

Anything.

Congratulations.

You may not get the job mr scabby.

It's old yours candy but i want to warn you

skin magazine is Joe just like any other magazine

there's a lot of hard work around here

proofreading reporting editing layouts

i mean people have all kinds of wild images of what goes on on a strict magazine

but.

Let me tell you

that's all bit

it

is.

Sure

people read the fantasies we create because they think we actually live like that

but we run this office

just like any other place of business.

Lunch time.

I see what you mean.

I want to introduce you

to the sensitive photographer you're going to be working with

they call them the mania.

How come.

Well sometimes he loses control he gets the sudden

bursts of passion and behaves like an animal

but most of the time he's just a terrific guy.

Why

hello there.

Candy

this is the media

is internationally known sex photographer

and i work part time as a game show contestant did you ever go on the pyramid i

almost got in Hollywood squares oh really.

You two

are gonna make a great team.

Now

your first assignment is to interview

Mark

missed at ten and a half

Stevens first thing in the morning.

We got a tip

that he's coming out of retirement

and we want to know whether he can still

make the grade

is he still ten and a half.

It's going to be your job

to find out.

It's supposed to be the place number ten and a half.

Is

Stevens has been expecting.

Thank you very much.

I

like your outfit.

Crop.

This is spot.

I

guess.

Guess separate mr stupid.

Okay show the man.

Way you look at this wall to wall porn stars.

Boy oh boy oh boy.

He'd just be the girl that he's all those movies

we have

Tina Russell.

Row chambers.

Holly Willoughby

Jennifer Wells.

Dr Joyce brothers dr Joyce brothers.

Only place.

Or whatever.

Hello come in

make yourself comfortable

when i offer you anything ups downs

boy girl

bagels

branches.

Like i'm really pleased

that you one of my favorite genres thank you candy that's very nice too.

For how many films to be appeared or

while I've been in the business for ten and a half years i.

Was working every day

five or six days a week

i dunno over six hundred films

but who's counting.

Yes mr Stevens.

And are many girls did you fucking move

though.

Well i dunno there were two or three women in every scene

one time i figured that out i screwed over three thousand women

but you have to remember i was also doing stunt cocking at the time

start packing.

Well that's when an actor can't get it up

and they call me and they shoot only my cock.

Film it looks like two or three actors doing the fucking scenes

but because was all me.

Did you come every time

i had to

it was my job they don't pay you unless you

you come

if you're stun cocking

you get an extra fee for every time you come

to understand

so i would try and come five or six times on a set.

Food

that must have been fun but

was there anything you didn't like about it

yes face comp.

No face come coming on a girl's face

but

producers wanted me to do that.

I mean i did it and it was my job i was getting paid for it

but i always thought it was very degrading to women.

Anyway i was just following artists

you'll understand

and then you retire

yes i i

thought i had important things to do with my life after

all there's no retirement home for old porn stars.

I'm going to be forty one of these days you

think i'm going to be whipping Serena republic.

During your retirement did you find something to

do with yourself that you liked better than fucking

well there was a

and then there was.

No.

No i just decided about it my fans and return to the silver screen

anyway i just love seeing my

countries blown up to ten and a half deep.

Like some people are saying that you should stay retired and

know that you just don't have what it takes anymore

some people are even saying that you're not

really ten and a half and should fit your own

maybe ten or less

what.

How dare they question ten and a half

cos it's my pride my glory

of course it's still what it was

what jealousy

what macho bullshit

what a fucking lie.

My editor wants proof would you mind if i measured

your cock to see if it's still ten and a half

mind.

Mine i insist on it.

Why it's not even a tear.

Of course not you have to bring out that extra

inch and a half.

Pounds.

By looking at a little around there.

That's it all around like that.

Two.

Flipping around there

can you feel it getting bigger.

So.

That's it

see how it's growing.

Fear.

Can you feel it getting bigger.

Suck on it that's it.

Oh.

Desert for my asshole.

Candy it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.

What did you say that.

It is.

It is ten and a half isn't it.

The second.

Candy let me call my dad

to give you a little assistance.

Mayor.

Yes mr Stevens.

Would you please.

Assume usual positions.

Or candy sucks my cock

certainly missed.

What is going on here.

Follow Jill Jill this is

never mine to this little slut bitches what is she doing here

how

dare you you little cunt

now wait a minute i can express.

I bet you can

with my baby's cock in your mouth.

I'll teach you

to

my

tour.

You

cow.

UK.

Can Barbara.

From the female skin.

Oh

treat her nice.

I'm so sorry or tips away

and while you're here would you care to interview more.

Perhaps some other time mr

munro.

And don't forget that name honey

just one day all on Broadway and Hollywood

worship that name.

Nice to meet you

nice to meet you

thank you for the interview Mark

sure.

I'm going to stick around and get a few shots

one thing that people tend

not to attend.

Yeah.

This is criminal.

So.

It's true.

People in msc around

and take pictures like.

Am happy

working here with Mark students.

I think i have an idea.

Combat gear with that cocky.

Shit.

Er.

I.

Lots of

candy and Mark that terrible what do you mean

a

lock looks like he's on coy loads

and candy looks like a refugee from a wax museum

my pictures never lie to.

I was hoping that candy would work aft

and don't

call me chief

maybe

candy's not the right guy for the job.

Listen

i have a girl right here who is much better qualified.

You do.

Well what are you waiting for bring her in.

There.

Yes yes.

Hello miss discussing

the maniac tell me about your job and i think i can do you justice

I've been working for Mark Stevens for the past ten and a half months

and it's been hell pure hell

i had to clean up his spills and

lick his ass every time effects too

thin

he wants me to win tips.

Well

i don't do windows what makes you think that your previous work experience so it

makes you suitable for this particular job

i was practically marked slave

i'm used to being degraded and abused

doesn't that qualify me for a job with your company

yes

yes

i like your attitude

that

i'm going to give you would test assignment

and if you can do better than candy

you got the job.

Now i'm gonna talk over something about this assignment with the maniac show look

do you mind stepping outside for a few minutes.

How

could you tell i'm

supposed to miss.

Sure you go out the door and make a right turn.

Cynical girl.

Maybe some day.

So as the assignment chief.

Well

it's that time of the month.

You mean my period

no it's that time of the month when we shoot the centerfold girl.

Cars do you think that i

know had to

i know what you're thinking

you want to be the centerfold girl don't you

you like the idea of millions of horny men all over america

beating off in the bathrooms to pictures of your naked body

is rather an appealing thought

a very common one

among young ladies who work for this magazine

every secretary

receptionist

every copywriter secretly dreams about being the centerfold of the month.

Now i must admit that

you're very attract

but you must remember

that this job of yours is to report the sex news

reportage

please try to remember that.

Yes mister Casey

what is my son.

The maniac is going to be photographing i cynical

this app afternoon

i want you to go to the shooting and get the story

interviewer so you can get the copy that goes along with the pictures

cut background to hobbies

what makes it tick

the police tried to do it so that you don't disturb the shooting

because the maniac here

he really turns the models on

and he creates a mood that is just so so.

Delicate.

Lisa.

Smile.

Hey.

Neighbor

right.

Smiling.

At.

Lisa

you try to get it

just a little bit.

Having a little bit of

with.

What's the

what's it Lisa.

Lisa is not going to work if you don't

have the.

Energy smile be happy.

Think of the money you're gonna make from this doesn't that twenty one yeah

that means i can have a painter said Tuesday.

Then i can build some new shelves with the money for my next show.

Do you know what it costs

to fix up an apartment today

the one about how

having sex you really

hand it to work.

Why aren't you laughing.

About the elephant with diarrhea

all the time.

Like impersonations

slept at a set of

orange.

Hace fuck you eat it can.

Why did you

Lisa.

That's in java yeah how's that.

Thanks.

You're smiling no.

Yeah how's this.

You ever see a schlage swell before

excuse me folks i'm just going to.

Watch.

Then.

I.

Know.

It's still Atlantic.

Yeah

but at the dirty.

Yeah this show.

Let me see if i do this before.

How's that

look

what what is it matter you have to get into this or we can have a photo session.

Who is that.

Oh that

oh that's a

Heather she's our girl reporter

she's

doing it the view on your flower girl copy.

Hi Heather now can we get onto this

let's take a break.

Now.

Let's take a break

take five makeup hair blow out.

A girl before.

Could you tell me a little bit about your background taking.

Pictures.

Sure

i'm a

typical American girl from a small town in Indiana.

Thirty eight twenty two thirty six and i'm a capricorn

and my moon is in aquarius

my brothers in reform school

and

my father works in a steel mill oh and my mother is the town librarian.

I'm into hand gliding

Edgar Casey

and saving the whales

and in my spare time i like to take it up the ass.

Yes and no.

What kind of meat do like.

Well i relate better to women actually

and.

It.

I guess.

It was a

great show.

Rolling

girls

keep doing it.

Rubbing

touching.

Beautifully with.

Okay that's it.

Slowly.

In Vietnam

the old way inside your pussy.

Slope

sticking in deeper.

Guy.

Fact she forgot to write the story so i had to

run the pictures with a lot of white space around.

But i had one more applicant

a Brooklyn girl with a lot of chutzpah.

That's a new York term for

balls

chop

and bullshit.

Sender ID.

Your worries are over.

The person that you want for this job

oh

yeah.

What's your qualifications

well

i'm a drop out from bartender school.

What are the literary experience to.

House

this.

Let me give you a hand.

Competition.

Competition

secretary giving dictation.

Well do

you know the dosh

when you get.

It

get ahead.

Whoa.

That the presidential material.

Like Suzanne's potentials.

So i decided to give her an assignment.

We had a tip that a certain movie theater had a new porn star.

Audience.

Names for themselves.

Freaks

Asher's

sword swallowers.

Excuse me sir

please put that thing away.

Are you watching the audience to

know i'm watching.

Eu are you a reporter also.

Critic

please ladies

i pay ten dollars to get.

And have you seen any good ones lately

i haven't been any good one since Casablanca.

Look at.

That was a good tracking shot wasn't it

that mantle pull out soon and I'll come right in there.

That

you're a genius I've

never met

film critic

for.

Cover to visit me from finishing school in my castle

but so retina

you're my uncle and

it's so big.

Hey

what do you think is the hardest thing about making an x-rated film

punching all those little square holes inside of the film.

Causing the disturbance

what's the trouble here.

It's fun.

A loss.

You're going to have to put that thing away sir.

A participation show

the movie house.

That really

if you don't stop it

i'm going to.

Really if you don't stop it i'm going to have

to call the manager and he's gonna call the.

He's got a call that

really if you don't stop it

really.

Excuse me

look at.

Game.

Die miss Liberty.

Camera if you're tired or bored or have a passes.

The.

Octagonal the

usual story of a Shepherd and his flock.

Story of a man torn between the two species.

Qaeda Heather this is the theater with the audience

goes wild with what's on screen you know what i mean

editor said Susan

you do a better job you can out scooper

okay

last time.

Editor likes this

we can work together.

You know what i mean.

Cars are made.

But yeah you are my uncle

and.

Centerfold girlfriends female skin magazines.

Power of.

Us.

Hello.

Who is this.

Heather.

What.

You what

i'm tracking

what should i do reach out reach out and touch someone mister

scarce he was happening all these people are chasing me

does your fans

your fans

you're cynical came out today and you are an overnight celebrity

i am.

There's going to be a big party

tonight at a

lush private club

yeah everyone's gonna be there

yeah Truman

and Elton and Margot

yeah well just everybody

i look

some of the big time magazines are gonna be there too.

No no.

No but porn stars magazine and

stead magazine and swank

but

still

get out of that phone booth somehow and you get to that party.

I

will introduce

myself

to the editor

of stand.

Have you seen the maniac.

Excuse me.

Have you seen the maniac.

Love these pictures

i got a new super less.

Medical history

have you seen.

Ones you just call.

Fans corner and she fought the war for the pepperoni pizza.

Beautiful girl like you know what.

Very very warm and loving.

Exciting performer

and

a really nice girl.

Very nice.

Commuter slave i went to

DC.

Put your head down.

The suck my ass.

Tears me a bitch.

Get home and handcuff your whip yes to the draw.

Even know what i'm sorry baby.

Very noise.

If

you ever learned to tie a knot in the boy scouts

yeah

they taught me how to tie a sheep shank.

Think they call that a beaver boat.

Yeah

sorry.

So.

Turn that way.

All in your honor

are the most popular cynical girl

and the stands were a couple of dollars.

Girl here who just

loves big

tits.

She's got big tits and she loves them no no

tits or

big.

She just loves big kids and.

Crazy about

her walls are covered

with

big knockers

she's been added for boobs

too much.

She's right over there.

That Suzanne.

Girl who

loves big

tits

nice to meet you.

Okay.

Our readers that female skin Maxine would like

to know just how you developed your mania.

Well ever since i was a baby I've been nutty for nips

my first love was for my mother's giant shucks and then i went on.

My teachers to teach my neighbors and

my bosses bazookas

every time i see a career period tests i just have this

perverted pastor to go over and suck those suckers.

Just by being surrounded by.

Pair of great

big beautiful big breasted bimbos.

Really

well i'd like to see that just admitted i'm

going to go over there and get those two girls.

Song.

Like these ladies few.

Magazine wants to hear all about.

Gorgeous.

Oh thank you.

Showtime

normally it takes two to tango but tonight with this dance

it takes a

ten and a half

present day mr Mark Stevens

and the legendary

Joe monro.

It would really be perfect if we could play the mad

queen all over.

Mystery scurvy

mr

guppy.

View here for you.

It's just got to do like big tits.

Best shit in the woods.

Is mortuary with.

Bob hope.

Great story.

Great story girls gotta hear this

there's a girl here.

Facial

her and her husband are swingers

koch and

koch like you never saw in your life

that right this minute

excuse me the permanent.

That right this minute just three cocks her face this very minute

oh shit we're

right over there

okay illicit hurry because they're just.

Family of.

Treats me just like.

Disney kid

famous too

i mean this

party supposed to be for me.

Special.

You are special that

i bought a copy of females good magazine today i had

a rush straight over Jack off all over your center.

Staples.

Hi my name is Suzanne and i work for female skin magazine

you were fantastic

thank you it's nice to be appreciated

what's your name.

Do you do this sort of thing often.

Oh no only about once a week it's hard to find a babysitter.

You have kids to.

Better

take care of

the man that's been there right over there

that's your husband.

Having a good time.

Doesn't he mind when you screw around with all these other men.

No not at all that's why he married me the more outrageous i get the more we.

Live

is that so Leo.

A marriage made in heaven

and tell me any

how do you

keep your husband so happy and horny i do a

lot of little things that Leo really like.

Things that anyone could do for men

and

you don't need

many to be creative.

The fine line around the house.

Like your tip

what i'm going to show you right now it always drives me

absolutely wild he loves this

i call it my bosom battling.

That was great

but not a very helpful hint for those of us who aren't quite built like you

what

sort of advice do you have for us women who would like to keep our men happy

i would like to show the women of america how to keep a really good blow job.

My mother always said

a man will always come back to the bed of a woman who gives them incredible ahead.

I shave

but i need a volunteer i volunteer.

Fun.

I like it when it starts out very soft and i like to feel it grow big and.

My favorite part are mostly

just the first contact.

To absolute

mouth.

Two big cocks.

Eyes of.

Watch.

Watch.

I would love it if hundreds and hundreds

thousands of people are watching the second

big

tip right now yes.

Then you can

teach over it.

To get up in the cleavage.

Fuck it.

She likes.

Way finger.

Get your finger real

spit.

Gas

too i like.

I don't be afraid to make a

noise.

Two manage to.

It is.

Delicious and.

To.

I want some of that.

Give it to.

Cream it up.

It's been a really nice meeting it to be on i have to go now wait

you can't go anywhere.

Did she make a great centerfold girl.

That's true.

Wait a minute

let's discuss this in the next room

would you like to be a cell phone girl.

I couldn't do that my mother might see it.

Well

i never did find.

Search goes on.

But

it's not just myself.

Centerfold fever sweeping the country.

Millions of men spend their money hoping

that on the next page the next magazine.

Perfect

center for.