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♪ The sun is shining, the birds are singing ♪
♪ And everybody's feeling all right ♪
♪ Come take a chance, girl, you know you want to ♪
♪ It's a great day to fall in love ♪
How's "NewsMaze" 's finest animal editor?
Doing great, bark you very much.
What you working on? Let's see.
Ten ways to throw the best dog birthday paw-ty.
I've always wanted to ask you.
For someone who loves cats as much as you clearly do,
why don't you have one?
Oh, what? 'Cause I'm single, I need a cat?
Well, it kind of does go with the territory.
Oh, wait. New guy, 10 o'clock.
Other 10 o'clock.
I was thinking military time.
That doesn't make sense.
We are doing very important things.
So, we're up to something.
He's cute. You should talk to him.
No, you talk to him.
I have a boyfriend. You do not.
♪ ♪
Oh, shoot!
That is hot. Uh, you okay?
Let me get you some napkins, I...
Thanks. I got it. Don't worry.
All right, well, you have a great rest of your morning.
I'm just gonna be over here in my cubicle,
if you need me.
That was brutal. Yeah, it was.
♪ ♪
Dr. Lu to neonatal. Dr. Lu to neonatal.
♪ ♪
What do you do for work?
I'm a painter.
What sort of things do you paint?
Here.
Hmm, love the complementary color palette
and the different textures.
Very modern and abstract.
Well, look at you, using terms and everything.
Art is one of my passions. Very cool.
Well, what about you? What do you do?
I'm in medical school.
That's right. Beauty and brains.
Aw, shucks. You are too good to be true.
All right, what's wrong with you?
That's for me to know and you to never find out.
And sassy.
♪ I've been looking out my window ♪
♪ Where you used to park your car ♪
♪ Now I'm wondering ♪
♪ Where you are ♪
♪ Oh, I'm thinking about you now ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm thinking about you now ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Things you celebrate in years ♪
♪ The way you left me, it still hurts ♪
♪ Wanna call you, but I'm lost for words ♪
Honey, I'm home.
How'd it go?
The rules are working.
He's practically obsessed with me.
The what?
You've only gone out with him one time.
I know. You have to hook them quickly
and reel them in, or else they'll swim back out to sea.
#Poetry. Where'd you meet this one?
Online, where else?
Hm. You gonna see him again?
I don't think so. I wasn't really into him.
So what's the point of getting him to like you?
I'm just trying to follow the rules of the book,
"You Are Not a Loser:
How to Gain Your Dating Confidence."
It's online, too, if you're ever in a pinch.
The guide explains that dating is a science,
and if you follow the rules, you can snag any guy you want.
All right, I'm out.
You just got home.
I have another date.
Double-booked?
It's a numbers game.
You have to get through them all before you find the one.
I have to approach this like an assignment,
with goals and targets.
Bye.
♪ ♪
All right, for the first order of business.
Callie, love the "Where are the Sextuplets Now?" story.
It's trending. A round of applause for Callie.
Also, nice work on the
"Which Cartoon Character Would I Date" quiz.
It's been shared across major social media platforms.
I got Jafar. Not sure how I feel about that.
Sorry. Sorry I'm late.
I'd like to introduce the newest member of our team,
Scott Stewart. He will be directing
in-house short-form content
and helping us with video production.
Happy to be here. Great.
Don't be late again. Moving on.
Look at that smile.
I know. I want to be like, "What toothpaste do you use?"
Where are we with "A Man for Every Month" spotlight column?
It's doing well with the female post-college demo.
We'd talked about one of our writers tackling
a follow-up with each eligible bachelor,
but we didn't assign yet. A follow-up? No.
But here s a thought.
Why are they still single?
We should find out.
What if one girl went on dates with them?
A man for every month?
She could have the opportunity
to land one of the most eligible bachelors.
We could release a vlog or a video series
instead of an article.
Viewers are more likely to watch than read.
I can direct. This is good.
I like this. What was his last name again?
Uh, Stewart, I think.
Oh, man. My friend Sarah
used to work with him. He's a total womanizer.
We would need to get a girl in right away,
date the guys back to back,
possibly over a couple of months.
We'd need someone in editorial.
Callie? Can't, I have a boyfriend.
But do you love him? Yes.
Oh. That's too bad.
Megan. Present.
Are you single? Define the term single.
Do you have a significant other?
No, I'm... yeah, single.
So, it's settled.
A single woman dates a man for every month.
But, just so we're clear, I would be dating more guys
in a few weeks than I've dated in my entire life.
Who's that? July.
Let's get you a boyfriend.
Looks like we'll be working together.
Mm-hmm.
Dating multiple guys back to back
for the world to see? Seems like a big undertaking.
Thank you.
That wasn't a compliment.
Oh, I m sorry. I'm just...
I'm just nervous.
You'll be fine.
Well, I'll see you in the studio tomorrow then.
Yes, you will. Yes, you will.
You better watch out for him.
Why? I texted my friend.
You know, the one who used to work with him?
Well, apparently, she went out with him once.
And?
He dropped her like a bad habit.
Which is crazy because she is flawless.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I can't do this. Look at me. I'm stress-baking.
I love when you stress-bake, because I reap the benefits.
Seriously, though, you can do this.
We just need to get to the root of the problem.
What's holding you back? Don't know.
I feel really uncomfortable.
Okay, then you need more confidence,
which comes from positive experiences.
Let's go.
Wha... Where are we going?
We're not wasting any more time.
We're fixing this tonight. No, I'm not ready.
That's like taking the cookies out of the oven
before they're fully baked.
You have to stick in a toothpick first.
Gooey cookies are the best, everyone knows that.
Okay, it's not my best analogy, but...
Here we go.
You're relentless. That's my girl.
You have three new messages.
Hi, Brenda, this is Ben Meyers.
I've tried to connect with you a couple of times
about the editorial feature, "A Man for Every Month",
but I keep getting your voicemail.
Anyway, please call me back.
Message erased.
New message.
Hi, Brenda, it's Ben again.
I realized I didn't leave my phone number.
Message erased.
New message.
Hi, Brenda, this is Ben Meyers...
Message erased.
It's easy. Just walk up to a man,
and if he doesn't seem interested in 60 seconds,
move on.
What are you gonna do? Just sit and observe me?
Precisely.
I'll be here if you need me.
Okay. Here I go.
Can I just have a cup of water?
Somebody's having a wild night.
I'm actually here on business.
I have to stay clear-headed.
And what business is that?
Helping my friend find a man.
So you're a professional wing-woman?
Something like that.
You know, don't get me wrong. I love what I do.
I just don't know if the position has longevity,
'cause, you know, I'm looking to really expand
my brand as a whole, you know?
I love your outfit by the way, it's so intimidating.
Isn t that the club s bouncer?
But she seems pretty engaged.
She's maintaining conversation so she doesn't
have to get out of her comfort zone.
Classic avoidance move.
Are you a therapist or something?
I should be.
So how long have you been in this line of work?
Come hang out with me. What? Where are we going?
I met someone over at the bar. Come on.
Okay.
Lovely talking to you, by the way.
Have a great rest of your night.
This is my friend Megan.
James.
Lovely to make your acquaintance.
So how do you ladies know each other?
We were neighbors and we went to elementary school together.
Wow, so you go way back.
Way, way back. Yeah.
So what do you ladies do for work?
I'm in medical school, and Megan works for
a news and entertainment website.
Wow. That's pretty awesome.
Thanks. Yeah, she curates all
the cute little animal videos and lists.
Sounds fun. Yeah, it is.
James, what about you? Tell us about yourself.
I am a software engineer.
That's cool. Meg's always saying
she loves a man who knows his way around the computer.
Yeah, I encounter a lot of IT problems at work,
so Bruce and I have become fast friends.
Bruce is? The IT guy.
Oh.
Excuse me.
Is it something I said?
No. You did... you did good. You did good.
♪ After a while ♪
♪ I'll need to see if there's... ♪
Okay, be honest. Am I hopeless?
I mean, did you have to bring up Bruce,
the 50-year-old IT guy?
He's my friend.
Go over there and talk to James.
And don't mention Bruce.
Right.
♪ I ♪
Hey.
Look who came back.
Howdy?
So, can I buy you a drink?
Oh, yes. Great. What'll it be?
Uh, Shirley Temple on the rocks?
A Shirley Temple for the lady.
Thank you, kind sir.
No problem.
So how about your friend?
Can you tell me, like, what type of guy is she into?
Oh. I want to ask her out.
That makes sense.
♪ ♪
How come guys never want to date me?
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have made you talk to him.
I was just trying to help.
I like being slow, and... and weird,
and taking my time,
I'm not like you.
But I do... I want to meet a nice guy.
Well, you need to get out of your comfort zone
to do that.
Look, you have this amazing opportunity
being handed to you.
All these eligible single men on a silver platter.
I have to scour through tons of online profiles
just to get one mediocre date.
You're right. I don't want to give up.
I don't.
I'm gonna do what it takes.
That's the spirit. Yeah.
I got this. I can do this.
You got this.
Can we push in a little tighter?
I'd like to see more of her face.
Yeah, I'm ready for my close-up.
Just kidding. Let's not, and say we did.
Come on, you look great.
No, close-ups are only flattering if you are not me.
Trust me. You look like an angel.
You ready for this? Okay, seriously, I...
I hate being on camera. I really don't like it.
I'm serious. I have a job specifically
to put me behind the camera.
Look, all you need to do is be yourself.
Everyone's gonna love you.
Do you really think that?
I don't know, but I guarantee whatever happens
will be entertaining.
You're not helping.
Just pretend you're having a conversation
with your best friend. Forget about the other people.
Okay.
All right. Let's do this.
Three, two, one,
action.
Hi. I'm Megan Collins,
one of the staff writers here at "NewsMaze."
You might have seen some of my most recent work,
"Ten Dogs Who Look Eerily Similar to Their Owners."
So today we're starting a new vlog here at "NewsMaze."
You might remember the "Man for Every Month" feature
where we interviewed eligible bachelors.
And now, I get to date them.
I'm in my 20s and I have never had
a serious relationship before.
Usually I chalk it up to the fact that
I just haven't met the right guy,
but at a certain point you've got to wonder.
Well, I would love to hear any feedback or thoughts
that you guys might have. So feel free to comment
in the little comment section below.
Bye. Peace out, Girl Scout.
Cut.
Kind of felt natural to cut on that.
Definitely natural.
Hi. I'm Ben Meyers.
I have a meeting with Brenda Pullman.
Hi. I'm Callie, Brenda's assistant.
Right this way. I'll take you to her office.
Thank you.
It's right in here.
Ms. Pullman, Mr. Meyers.
Thanks for seeing me.
What I can do for...
You? I have a complaint.
Okay, what's up?
Well, my friends and family all have nominated me
for the "Man for Every Month" feature.
I have a ton of support behind me
and I was told the selection is based on votes.
Among other qualifications.
I'm college-educated. I'm healthy. I'm happy.
I have a great job,
and most importantly, I want to find love.
But you're not the demographic our site targets.
What? Because I'm over 40?
Well, yes.
You know, the over-40 crowd,
we're the ones who have the most trouble meeting people.
We're the ones who need this feature the most.
I hear you, Ben. I really do,
but unfortunately, we're in the business
of making money, not mending hearts.
Well, that's too bad.
I'm really hoping to meet someone.
Well, if you change your mind, here's my card.
Thank you.
♪ ♪
Relax. Do you want to borrow my dating book?
Oh, I don't have the stamina to read a book right now.
Okay. Distract me.
Have you spoken to James today?
Yep. Used the old helpless routine.
Told him my computer was acting wonky,
and he offered to come over and take a look.
Does that actually work?
Uh, yeah.
"If you give him a feeling of power,
"he'll want to protect you and provide for you.
"When you appear softer and more feminine,
"you appeal to his instinct to protect.
"Let him think he's in control
and then he'll automatically start doing what you want."
But is your computer really broken?
No, of course not. I unplugged our router
and changed a few settings. Hm, that's dedication.
Anyway, stop changing the subject.
Try and have fun, okay?
How many of us get set up with numerous eligible bachelors?
The hardest part's already done for you.
You're gonna have a blast.
Can I give you a couple tips?
Shoot.
Never get there before him.
Let him sit and wait a few minutes.
Don't approach the table until he starts to wonder
if you're gonna show.
And if you seem too excited, it's a turn-off,
but if you act casual, he'll come your way.
Got it?
Yeah, it just seems really calculated.
Just trust me.
Yes, ma'am.
♪ ♪
Okay, right this way, ladies.
Thank you.
Looks like your settings went back to default.
Really? I don't know why it would do that.
Sometimes happens when you reboot.
You're so smart.
I never would've figured that out.
I'm sure you would have.
Still not sure why your Internet isn't working, though.
Have you checked your router?
No, I didn't think to do that. It's over there.
I'm so embarrassed.
Don't be. It's cute.
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
What happened?
I made him wait.
Then he left. That's weird.
How long did you make him wait for?
30 minutes. Megan!
What? You said it would be casual,
and he would wonder if I was gonna show.
Making someone wait 10 minutes is mysterious.
Making someone wait 30 minutes is just plain rude.
Why don t you tell me these things?
Meg, +that's just common sense.
Well, clearly I don't have any of that.
What happened with James?
He fixed my computer.
What a doll. I know.
So what now?
He texted me after he left, but I didn't reply.
What? Why not?
I didn't really feel a connection.
Well, it's probably hard to feel a connection
when you're so focused on getting him to like you
instead of you getting to know him.
Well, I do feel a little bit guilty.
He keeps texting me.
Wish I had that problem.
Well, first, you need a guy to text.
When's your next date?
Tomorrow night.
Let's make it a double.
That always takes the pressure off.
Who's gonna be your date?
Bring someone from "NewsMaze."
That way it's blind for everyone.
No, I don't have any guy friends.
There's got to be one attractive bachelor
at your company.
I ll see what I can do.
♪ ♪
Hello, world.
Or, you know, whoever is watching this right now.
My name is Megan Collins.
I'm here with my first update on my mission to date
A Man For Every Month.
My first date with July was, um...
well, let's just say I didn't really
meet him, per se.
Bye.
Happens to the best of us.
What does?
Crash landings on planet dating.
That's a nerdy joke.
Well, I'm a closeted nerd...
But shh, don't tell anyone.
Your secret's safe with me.
I have my date with February tonight.
We're going to an arcade.
His choice? No. Mine.
I feel like you're horrible at arcade games.
Like really uncoordinated.
I am amazing at arcade games.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Well, I guess there's a lot I don't know about you.
Yep, I'm one big mystery.
Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.
You're pretty darn cute.
Me? Cute? No.
Okay.
You know who is cute, though?
My roommate, Vanessa.
You single? Want to go on a date tonight?
What's the catch?
No catch. Just double date.
A what? Double date
with me and February. No.
No, I cannot watch that train wreck.
Please? I need the backup.
Show me the picture again.
Can do.
I mean, right? She's beautiful.
Yeah, okay.
Yes! Thank you.
Thank you so much. I owe you. Good-bye!
Hey. Hey.
What's up?
Studying.
What is that?
Do you want to get an A on your date?
Yes, yes. Of course I do.
And how do we do well on our test?
We study. Exactly.
I already know about him from the feature.
That's only base knowledge.
Base knowledge gets you nowhere.
This is a list of fun facts I compiled
through Internet research.
If it's online, you need to see it, read it,
and use it to your advantage.
We know he's a real estate entrepreneur
with an interest in old architecture.
These are clues, keys to his heart.
We're getting to know him without
actually getting to know him.
Exactly.
It's like when you do a chemistry experiment,
you carefully measure different chemicals based on their
previously recorded reactions. Same with dating.
You love science, huh?
I do. I really, really do.
So, date talk, where you from?
Orange County. Oh, fancy.
Never been there. It's, uh, nice.
I'm sure it's really great. Lots of oranges.
Apologize. So what's good here?
I'm gonna guess the hot dogs.
Usually, I just like to ask the server
what's their favorite and go with that.
I always pick the classic. Why screw up a good thing?
I agree. It ain't broke, don't fix it.
Uh, what happened?
I just... I can't flirt. I freeze up.
You just have to relax and have fun.
Ha! Boom!
It's not like it matters, anyway.
I can't compete with her.
I mean, she's very attractive,
there's no denying that,
but you have your own thing going on.
I won! Yeah, I won!
Okay, well, look at that. You did win.
Just stop gloating, okay? There are kids here.
Okay, sorry.
Ooh, look at the choice.
Which lucky guy gets to go home with you tonight?
Well, part of me feels bad for that one in the middle
with the smushed face.
You know, I guess I can tell he's been sitting there
for a while, and he just really is in need
of a forever home. That's a very sad story.
I know.
So, what are the other options?
Well, I have always wanted an enormous,
unnecessarily huge stuffed animal
ever since I was a little girl.
Hmm. Weird smushy face
or ridiculously huge.
Hmm.
Who's it gonna be?
Hmm. Hmm.
Thanks for coming.
Of course.
I'm always down to do damage control.
Did you like him?
Yeah, he was nice.
Pretty hot.
You want to date him?
Would you be okay with that?
Yeah. Did he get your number?
He did. Is that okay?
I don't want to steal your man.
Oh, no. It's... It's fine, really.
What's going on between you and Scott?
Oh, Scott is just a friend.
Barely friends, really.
Acquaintances, really.
It looked like you were really hitting it off.
You should date him.
No way, Jose. We work together.
He's off-limits. Besides, someone told me
he s a player. All right, whatever you say.
Well, I know you're not gonna be able
to join me on every date.
What am I gonna do?
You just need to learn how to talk to men.
I get nervous. I lock up,
or I talk too much.
Well, don't say anything. Make them talk.
How do you do that?
Just ask them questions.
Guys love to talk about themselves.
Let them.
Besides, being quiet is more mysterious.
If you talk about yourself too much,
you look needy, but if you talk about them,
you're a goddess.
And you call yourself a modern woman?
Hmm, I am, aren't I?
Callie? Yeah?
I need an opinion.
I have opinions.
What do you think of the eligible bachelors
in the "Man for Every Month" column?
I think that's more a question for single ladies.
But we did get a lot of hits.
But do you feel it's a fair representation
of the male population?
I mean, they're all basically models
with a large social media presence.
So they're viewing the opportunity
as a publicity stunt and not necessarily
as a chance to fall in love?
Right. Okay, thanks.
Sure thing.
♪ ♪
Hey, guys, so today, I'm gonna start
by reading some of your comments.
Let's see what we've got here.
"Your hair is really pretty."
Thank you. Your hair is really pretty.
Okay, it seems like you guys just want me
to get to the good stuff.
Um, well, so I'll recap last night.
February... normally known as a month of love,
proved to be, well, the exact opposite for me.
So for my next date, I'm going to take
my friend's advice and focus on
asking my date questions in order to take off
some of that pressure. Hopefully.
So glad you could make it.
Of course. Does this mean
you're reconsidering the over-40 crowd for your calendar?
Well, I wanted to have a more in-depth conversation
about it first. I was hoping you'd say that.
I've got a few great guys who are interested.
A widower, a couple of divorcees,
and one of my friends who's never been married.
Isn't that usually a bad sign?
No, he's a great guy. Just a free-spirited hippie.
Took him a few decades longer than the rest of us
to see the merits of settling down.
Okay, that's fair.
I made a mock-up of myself and some of my friends here.
This is really important to you, isn't it?
Finding love?
Only the most important thing in life.
Are you married?
Divorced.
How do you meet men?
I don't.
Well, then you get it, right? It's rough out there.
Let me take a look.
Oh, this guy looks interesting.
Yeah, he's the fan favorite.
Oh, is he, really?
He's looking for an intelligent, motivated woman
with a sense of humor.
"Are you out there? Because he's ready to rescue you
from that burning building and sweep you off your feet."
Did you write this yourself?
With a little help from my daughter.
Well, it's not bad.
Your 4:00 is here.
Thank you, Callie.
I have another meeting, but this is good stuff.
I'll get back to you.
Great. Thank you.
♪ We'll be swinging our hips all around ♪
♪ All around ♪
♪ This is our night on the town ♪
♪ ♪
And what makes you think
you're an eligible bachelor?
Well, I've got several degrees,
a steady paycheck. Okay.
I come from a loving family. Okay.
People say that makes me husband material.
Yeah, and you're handsome.
Thank you.
At least according to our polls.
Um, let's see. You are the second hottest
of all of the months. Oh.
Who's first?
Well, let's see. October.
So why are you still single, do you think?
I'm not sure. Are you taking notes?
No. Why would you say that?
So what has changed in your real life?
Are you being noticed in public since the feature?
I'm sorry. Is this an interview?
'Cause I thought this was a date.
No. This is a date. Are you sure?
Yes.
This has been fun.
I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me.
Of course, how could I say no to Mr. February?
I know, right?
It's like Cupid put us together.
Uh, do you want to split it?
No way. My treat.
Thanks. That's sweet.
You want to grab dessert somewhere?
I wish I could,
but I have to get back home to study more.
If anyone understands work, it's me.
Yeah, actually, I should pick your brain.
I have an entrepreneurial spirit I'd like to tap into.
I want to turn my medical knowledge
into a business of sorts.
I'd love to help.
I know it's kind of your forte.
Don't make me blush.
Vanessa? Oh, hey, Tyler.
I haven't heard from you in a while.
Did you get my texts and voicemails?
Uh, yeah, I did. Sorry, I've just been...
busy with school.
Well, obviously not too busy.
Did I miss something? Um, you're a great guy,
I just didn't really feel a romantic connection.
I'm sorry.
Okay, well, that would've been nice to know.
What was that about? I'm not entirely sure.
It was awful. I mean, it's not like I'm trying
to collect guys. I just want one.
The right one.
God, I hate to break it to you, but these rules
don't work, you know?
I mean, you just come off as inauthentic, or fake.
I'm pretty sure March felt like
I was administering a pop quiz.
I'm sorry.
Well, back to the drawing board for both of us.
Yep. Onward and upward.
Hey!
What are you doing here? Uh, I come bearing gifts.
So what is it?
Hey, Vanessa. Hey, Scott.
What is this?
I edited together a compilation
of flirty scenes from iconic movies.
I thought watching it might help you
get your groove back.
Well, actually, Vanessa is my dating tutor,
so, you know, it could get confusing
to have more than one, right Ness?
Nope.
You should watch. I'm gonna go to bed.
Have fun, you two.
Nice facemask. Thanks. You want one?
I'm good, thanks.
Come on in.
Shawn, looking for something special?
Yeah, Claire, I'm looking for a...
Oh, this has got to be working for you.
Do you feel that part of your brain
just waking up from hibernation?
Would this be a "I love you" type deal?
Or a...
Hearing about your dates is kind of a buzz kill.
You need a win. Your viewers need a win.
Have you read the comments section?
Yeah.
They're tired of my blunders.
They want me to find someone.
I just don't understand how this
is gonna help me find love.
Love?
You're doing this to fall in love?
Why would you do that?
Why else would I be going on dates?
For fun, maybe?
You're putting too much pressure on the situation.
The stakes are too high, and you're just
freaking yourself out.
What about you?
I'm fine. I go on dates with women all the time.
But do you ever really give any of them a chance?
One of them might be really great.
You'd never know.
This isn't about me. It's about you,
and "A Man for Every Month."
Well, I can tell you right now,
these clips are not gonna help me.
We just met, but I think I like you.
It's gonna take me all night to memorize this dialogue.
Memo... No.
You have to stop worrying about what these guys
think about you, or who they are,
or who they could be in your life.
It's not about them.
It's about you.
♪ ♪
Well, the first three men were total busts.
One, you were a no-show. The second you pawned off
on your girlfriend, and the last,
you gave the third degree.
Honey, you are not
taking advantage of this opportunity.
And if you don't start taking this seriously,
honey, you're gonna get nowhere.
I-I know and I'm just... You're right.
Scott, can you come in here?
Megan, I've read the comments.
The viewers are tired of your mishaps.
They want something real.
They want something romantic.
Scott! Right.
You're so right, Brenda, and I'm gonna figure this out.
Not necessary. We figured it out for you.
Your recaps are evolving into live footage.
The viewers want to be a part of the action,
not just on the sidelines and Scott's gonna spearhead.
What are these?
There's a hidden camera in the frames.
What? No way. Yeah.
It's crazy how small cameras can be nowadays, huh?
This is the new twist.
We film your dates and livestream them
for your audience. It's genius.
Well, I guess I can't humiliate myself
more than I already have.
Oh, and another thing. You're gonna have an earpiece,
and Scott's gonna be in your ear.
For what? Honey, you need guidance.
Think of me as the male perspective.
Why can't I just be normal?
Never say that again.
You are different,
but that's what makes you a catch.
Don't be intimidated by these guys.
That s easy for you to say. You re the director.
Okay, well, maybe you've got a point,
but who cares what I think?
Maybe there's a reason I'm still single,
just like all those guys in the column.
I feel like I'm failing.
You're not. You're ready for this.
Yeah? Yes.
Except...
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
Yeah, I watched your vlog.
Oh, no.
No, I liked it. You're really genuine.
It's, uh, refreshing. Why, thank you.
Yeah, people can be so calculated and phony these days.
It's nice to meet someone who's so unapologetically authentic.
Well, I won't apologize for that.
Good.
You're doing great. Ask him something.
So, how does it feel
to be one of the most eligible bachelors?
You know, it's, uh, kind of unexpected, honestly.
But yeah, of course it feels good.
The other day I was recognized walking down the street
because of the feature.
And you're being recognized, too, I see.
Oh, yeah. It's her!
It's funny.
You know, is it just me, or you a little young
to be a neurosurgeon?
Yeah, I went straight to med school.
A lot of doctors take time in between,
but I kind of got...
Snoozefest, this guy's boring. You got this in the bag.
Why neurology?
Well, the brain fascinates me.
My roommate's a med student. She says the exact same thing.
It's actually pretty cool. You know, when you fall in love,
your brain chemistry changes and different receptors
are activated. Huh.
She hadn't told me that.
X-nay on the friends-ay.
Yeah. You know, love is extremely chemical.
It's all rooted in biology.
You know, we like to think of romantic feelings
as spontaneous and indescribable
and from the heart, but really, it's your brain
running a complex series of calculations
that are responsible for determining attraction.
Who is this guy? Professor Love Sauce?
This is a date, not a science lecture, pal.
That is interesting. Really interesting.
My friend Vanessa has a completely different theory.
What do you mean? I don't know.
I think she could learn a thing or two from you.
Well, if she ever wants to observe a surgery
or something, let me know.
Oh, she would love that.
Uh-oh. I think she's pawning
another date off on her friend.
It doesn't matter. This guy isn't the one.
What do you mean?
Well, he's too serious for her.
She needs someone she can joke around with.
Whatever you say.
All right, the date's over, so the show's over.
Be back in 30 for the next one.
♪ ♪
Megan Collins?
Guilty as charged. Wow.
You must be December.
Yes, though some call me Jack, Jack Howard.
Okay, it's nice to meet you.
I just watched your date online.
That's compelling stuff.
Yeah, well, hopefully this is more compellinger.
Ask him what he does for work.
What do you do?
Um, well, I'm an assistant at a talent agency.
Oh, cool. Do you like that?
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's... you know what?
I want to be an assistant for the rest of my life.
I have no dreams or goals.
Oh, just kidding. No, I'm an actor,
though I've been in a bit of a rut lately.
An actor. Run.
It's just... Well...
It's easy to get discouraged and bitter.
I just want to be happy.
Me, too.
I know.
What is it about you? Is it bad?
No, I think it's good.
This guy is so cheesy, I'm becoming lactose intolerant.
I was looking at that smile.
You have such a beautiful smile.
I just feel really comfortable talking to you.
With me?
I... Look, I never do this, um...
but do you want to go out again?
What is happening?
Is that forward? I'm sorry.
No, no, it's not forward. I just... whoo.
Look, I just, I don't know.
I just... you just seem like such a great girl.
I would love to go out with you.
Great. I think this will be good.
Oh, excuse me, Megan Collins?
Yes.
We are huge fans of yours.
Your vlog, like, changed my life.
Do you mind if we take a picture with you?
Oh, of course.
You can never get it right on the first try.
Oh, that's so good. That's great.
Ladies, that's beautiful. That looks so good.
Let's bring it in now. Why not?
Goofy faces.
Give 'em that duck face.
I'm telling you, Ness. I think I did it.
I really do. I was charming
and approachable, and mysterious
all at the same time.
You would've been so proud of me.
Wow. Good for you. See, I knew you could do it.
And I even found someone for you, too.
This is seriously the best day ever.
Who? Well, June.
Oh, I'm sorry, Sean.
Neurosurgeon, super smart, hot, cool, all of the above.
What's wrong with him? Nothing is wrong with him.
Then what's the problem?
I just didn't feel, like, a romantic connection to him
because I like Jack.
Okay, what do you like about him?
I don't know. He's the first guy
who's shown, I don't know, genuine interest in me in,
like, a really long time, Ness.
You want to do your victory dance, don't you?
So bad.
Go ahead.
Will you go out with Sean?
If I must. Yes!
♪ I have to say ♪
♪ That come what may ♪
♪ Who fall in love ♪
Sean? Hi, so nice to meet you. I'm Vanessa.
Hi. Right this way, please.
Thanks.
You know, in the surgery world,
being ten minutes late can cost someone's life.
I know. Sorry about that.
I'm just kidding. This isn't surgery.
It's a date. Okay. Whew.
I ordered some drinks. I hope you like water.
I do. Thanks. That's really sweet.
So Megan tells me you have
an interesting philosophy about love.
Oh, she did, did she? Yeah.
I was telling her how love, attraction, and dating
are actually a science and she seemed to think
that you felt differently. No, I definitely see it
the way you do. I think she misunderstood.
Oh. Okay, then. Debate squandered.
I'm kind of actually interested about the other side,
but you seem to be pretty agreeable.
Well, how I could I disagree with a successful neurosurgeon
in matters of the brain? That'd be silly.
I suppose.
Speaking of which, I was really confused about
a neuro assignment.
Would you mind taking a look at it?
Uh, sure.
Would you mind sitting back a little bit?
Your, uh, reflection's a little distracting.
Oh, okay. Sure. Sorry.
So I'm gonna put the dates with the other bachelors on hold
until I see this thing through with Jack.
I have a good feeling about him.
Let me know what you think.
Cut. Great work.
Thanks.
I think I'm really getting the hang of this.
You seem really excited. I am.
He's the first guy in a long time
who's made me feel special.
I knew it'd work out for you.
I don't want you in my ear on the next date.
I want to do it without you.
Don't be ridiculous.
You're not ready to take off your training wheels.
Yes, I am.
This is very premature. I can ride two-wheel.
I just think... Look, Scott,
do you have faith in me? Do you think I can do this?
It's him I don't trust.
I can handle myself, I promise.
Okay. Just keep the earpiece
in your pocket and you have to keep the surveillance on.
Okay, watch. It's gonna be great.
I'm gonna be great.
Do you want to split it? Don't be silly.
I remember medical school loans.
But I should treat you, since you're giving me
the opportunity to observe some surgery.
Don't worry about it. No, I insist.
All right, if you insist.
Hey.
Hi.
What's up? You okay?
No.
He let me pay the bill.
So?
"A man will always pay for his dream girl,
especially on the first few dates."
He friend-zoned me.
Oh, maybe he just doesn't want to cross the line.
You know, maybe he looks at you like a work colleague.
Work colleague is just a euphemism for unattractive.
Please. There is no way he doesn't find you attractive.
You're gorgeous.
Every man that you meet falls for you.
Not Sean. He's like, immune to my charm.
The rules didn't work.
I can't say I'm surprised.
You know what? No.
I just need to try a little bit harder.
Game on, Dr. Sean. Game on.
Isn't this a great view?
It sure is.
You know, this reminds me.
When I was a little boy, my family used to take trips
on the countryside.
And during hot summers, my brother and I would play
on the tire swing and jump off into the lake.
It was all fun at first, until it wasn't.
Why? What happened?
One day, it started to rain.
My dad warned us not to leave the house.
The online community is overwhelmingly Team Jack.
Tons of user feedback rooting for them to get together
and stay together.
FoxyMama says, "I think Jack's the one.
Go for it, girl. He's so dreamy."
Are you serious? He's so transparent.
What do you mean?
He's obviously hamming it up for the camera.
He's not even looking into her eyes.
He's looking into the frames.
I think someone's jealous. Bitter much?
Ugh, women.
♪ ♪
Hi, Sean. Or should I call you Doctor?
Sean's fine.
I just wanted to swing by and pick up
some reading material for the surgery.
Your assistant said this would be a good time.
I just want to be as prepared as possible.
Yeah. Sure.
Are you going somewhere?
Nope.
You're not gonna wear that to observe the surgery, right?
No, no. Of course not. I have scrubs.
Okay, good.
I am so embarrassed. I'm sorry.
Here you go. Thanks.
No problem.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Yeah. What's up?
Did I do something wrong?
What do you mean?
I don't know. I always at least
get a second date.
It's nothing personal. You can tell me.
Okay. Well, to be honest,
I felt like you were into games,
and I don't have time for that.
Oh.
I'm sorry. No offense.
No, no, I'm fine.
You know, I'm sure there's other guys that are into that.
I understand.
Cool. See you in surgery?
Mm-hmm.
You and Jack really hit it off at the Overlook.
Yeah. I think we did.
Whatcha looking at? What? No, nothing.
Um...
Hm, is that a dating profile?
No. It's a mockup.
I'm thinking about doing an over-40
"Man for Every Month" feature. Thoughts?
Hm, well, it's not really our demographic, but why not?
Right.
Fine. You caught me.
I'm looking for a potential suitor.
For whom? For moi.
Brenda, that's amazing.
Is it? Yes! Who is he?
His name's Ben.
He came into the office about a week ago.
He's cute. Super nice.
Two kids. Great looking golden retriever.
I know, but what can I say?
I can't exactly just ask him out.
Why not? I don't know.
I'll think of something. How's it going with Jack?
Oh, it's... it's good. We've been texting.
He asked me out on a second date.
Uh, he invited me to his one-man show tonight.
Ah, exciting. Well, the surveillance glasses
are capturing some amazing footage,
and the viewers are watching love blossom
before their very eyes.
We have officially reached 1 million subscribers.
Thank you so much for your support,
and, well, you've seen my date with Jack,
and it seems like you guys are pretty big fans.
So, until next time.
Cut.
Congratulations. 1 million subscribers.
That's insane. Yeah, thanks.
Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
Well, actually, I have some good news of my own.
Spill.
I got promoted to associate producer.
Yeah, I found out just a few minutes before filming.
I move to the third floor next week.
Scott! Third floor? That's amazing.
Yeah, moving on up. Literally and figuratively.
You know, I hear even the drinking water's
better up there. Yeah, well,
I've been to the third floor.
The drinking water is just tap.
Don't let them fool you.
Some of us are going to happy hour to celebrate.
Thanks, but I've got to run.
Got to get ready for my date with Jack.
Right, well, one of these days.
Have fun tonight.
Thanks. You, too.
Bye.
♪ ♪
Your show was amazing. Oh, you think so?
I do, yeah.
Who knew you could do so many voices and characters?
It was really funny. I saw a lot of people
from "NewsMaze" in the audience,
and a lot of agents, too. Yeah? I-I didn't notice.
Well, this is me. Ah.
Um, you have the most beautiful eyes.
♪ ♪
Ah, here you go.
Oh, thank you.
Um, do you want to go out again?
Sure.
Yeah? Like, say, in, I don't know, 15 minutes?
Or tomorrow night. Yeah.
Um, we have the "Man for Every Month" party
at "NewsMaze." You could be my date.
Tomorrow it is.
Awesome. Yeah.
Good night. Good night, yeah.
Did you just kiss a boy?
How did you know?
I know everything. How was it?
It was good. It was kind of awkward.
Aren't all your kisses awkward?
No.
I'm perfectly capable of having romantic kisses.
And moments.
Like this one time, we were walking outside,
and he gently brushed my hair behind my ear.
Mm, Jack is a smooth guy.
Yeah, but it wasn't Jack.
It was... someone else.
Who?
I forget.
Megan. It was Scott.
It was Scott.
I knew you liked Scott. Maybe. I don't know.
What are you gonna do about this?
Nothing. I mean, Scott is...
He s a player, remember? And Jack is a sure thing.
He likes me, and he asked me out again.
I mean, that's novel.
You can't run from your feelings.
Topic change. How's Dr. Sean?
Fine.
What's going on?
He doesn't like me.
Did something happen?
He said he didn't have time for games.
He's the first guy who's called me out.
Kind of threw me for a loop,
but now I'm throwing in the towel.
Not gonna pursue him anymore,
just take advantage of the professional opportunity.
Wow. That's so unlike you.
Yeah.
Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
Of course. Thank you.
So, if we do this feature, are you gonna do
another vlog and surveillance?
Potentially.
And who's the lucky lady that will be dating us?
I'm not sure.
Did you have an idea?
I did, actually.
Okay. What's she like?
Well, she's very attractive, successful,
has a good head on her shoulders.
Okay. What does she do?
Well, she's a creative producer
at this small-time operation.
Maybe you've heard of it.
"NewsMaze"?
I have a confession.
I didn't bring you here just for a business meeting.
I also have a confession.
I'm totally okay with that.
Right. Um, I know it's last-minute,
but would you like to be my date tonight
to our office gala?
I would, indeed. On one condition.
What's that? You let me take you out again,
on a real date. No business.
No business?
Deal.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ There's something about her ♪
♪ The way she looks at me ♪
♪ There's something about ♪
Wow. You look amazing.
Wow. You look amazing.
Ah, is the tux too much?
Oh, no, tux is never too much.
But I wanted to dress to impress.
Well, it's working. So, should we...
Should we do the thing? Wait!
Uh, where's your glasses?
Oh, the surveillance? Yeah.
Left them at home. Figured we could have
the night to ourselves. Is everything okay?
What? Yeah. Of course.
I just... I got so used to you wearing them.
I wanted to make sure you didn't lose those.
Shall we?
Yeah.
All right, right here, guys.
Looking great. Look in the camera. Awesome.
Awesome.
♪ She loves our bed, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
Yeah, you look great.
You got what you wanted?
Thank you all so much for coming.
We could not have gotten so many new subscribers
in such a short amount of time
without your hard work and your dedication.
So give yourselves a round of applause.
And now...
Now I'd like our star of the evening
to say a few words. Megan?
Thank you, Brenda.
Wow.
This has been a crazy couple of months.
I mean, I feel like a different person.
I am woman, hear me roar, the whole shebang.
So thank you for that.
And especially thank you to a certain few,
who have made me feel comfortable and at ease
in my own skin.
Scott, it's been an amazing experience
to work with you and your crew.
I'm no longer camera shy, so thank you for that.
What about your handsome date?
Oh, yes, yes, and thank you to my super handsome date, Jack.
You ready to see some action?
Yeah.
So this will be a cranio... Craniotomy.
I know. Correct. Thank you.
So I'm treating this patient for a hematoma.
Plan to cut a bony opening in the skull,
access the brain.
After seeing the patient's surgical history,
I would've used a less-invasive procedure
by using an endoscope to make a burr hole.
Do you plan to replace the bone flap
with plates and screws at the end of the procedure?
Uh... yes, I do.
Hey, do you want to get some dinner later?
I think I'll stay here and read over the files.
Stay as long as you like.
♪ ♪
Hi.
Nice speech.
Thank you. I hired a scriptwriter.
You did? Yup, yours.
I thought the language sounded familiar.
The student has become the teacher.
He's quite the character.
Yeah, he is.
I'm kind of surprised you're into him.
Really? Why?
I don't know. I just can't picture you
with someone like him.
Well, love works in mysterious ways.
Love?
It's a song.
Mm.
How are things going with you two?
Good. Haven't you been watching the footage?
Yeah, I have.
What's, uh, that supposed to mean?
I think you're making a mistake.
What?
Why?
Look at him. Something off about this guy.
I like him.
Okay, I know you're new to this whole
dating thing, but you can't be that naive.
Like I'm gonna take dating advice
from a notorious playboy?
A notorious playboy?
Well, if the shoe fits. Okay, fine.
I have your best interests at heart.
This guy you just met for two minutes does not.
Okay.
You think I'm so undesirable that the only reason
a guy like Jack would date me is to use me?
That is not what I'm saying at all.
I just think you should be with me instead.
♪ ♪
Ah, I get it.
Now that other guys have expressed interest,
you suddenly want to date me, yeah?
Another conquest for your roster?
Where did you get this stuff, anyway?
Callie told me that you dropped her friend
Sarah like a bad habit.
Sarah? We went on one date
and I told her I'd prefer to be friends.
That's not what I heard.
I'm not a player, Megan.
I want to find the right woman. So I date.
I-I see what's out there...
But I don't play with people's hearts.
And I'm pretty offended you believe
office gossip over me.
I'm sorry, Scott.
Have a good night.
Hey there. Hey.
Oh, hey.
I... you know, I want to tell you something.
Um, you know, Megan,
I've got to say, you are the most amazing girl
I've ever dated.
I mean, you're so smart and fun and crazy.
You rock my world.
What's that?
Hmm, oh, what? Are you re-thinking the tux?
No, no, the boutonniere.
You didn't have it before, I just wondered.
Oh, um, it's a camera.
Surveillance.
I just booked a reality Web series.
Isn't it great? Those agents just signed me.
A reality Web series?
Yeah! It's a, you know,
day in the life sort of thing.
What do I eat, where do I sleep,
who do I kiss, that kind of stuff.
Right, so you're gonna be dating other people?
Oh. Yeah.
Right.
Excuse me.
♪ Keeping your head off the ground ♪
♪ You got to abandon everything you believe in ♪
♪ Make sure the next time around ♪
♪ Remember to tell her you're very lonely now ♪
♪ You're asking yourself ♪
♪ "What could a song do to save her?" ♪
♪ You're wasting your time ♪
♪ She stacked all the cards up against you ♪
I'm gonna die alone.
No. No, you're not.
My heart hurts.
No.
I seriously knew this would just lead
to pain and rejection.
I'm sorry.
I was fine before.
No, you weren't. You were complacent.
It hurts now, but it's worth it in the long run.
This is all a part of the process.
I hate the process.
I know.
♪ This love of yours ♪
Scott. What?
I want to apologize.
Oh, so now that Jack isn't an option,
you come running to me?
No, I just...
Wait, how did you know things ended?
He posted the video footage on his new vlog.
Everyone saw it.
Wow. Yeah. He's ruthless.
I'm sorry.
Let's all congratulate Megan
for a beautiful event last night.
And in some other not-so-great news,
we also saw that you and Jack are no longer together.
Yeah.
No matter.
There are still more monthly bachelors
who are willing and able.
Great. Can't wait.
All right. Yeah, yeah. Good, good.
All right, switch these.
All right. We're going live
in three, two, one. Action.
♪ It's not always easy ♪
♪ To read what's on my mind ♪
♪ Oh, I can tell you ♪
So you're not gonna say the second paragraph?
Even though you wrote it? Mm-mm.
Get you a cocktail? Oh, please.
Do you like your pasta?
My ex was Italian. She made the best food.
Definitely packed on a few pounds dating her.
You cook much?
Do microwave dinners count?
What about you? No. No.
Jessica did most of the cooking
in our relationship. I think she spoiled me.
And now that you're single, I'm sure it's...
Well, I haven't really adjusted yet.
You know, I think I'm still in denial.
I order a lot of takeout.
Jessica showed me this great app that delivers
from our favorite restaurants with just a click of the button.
She always knew how to make my life easier.
I'm sorry, and Jessica is?
Probably the most incredible woman I've ever met.
But she's your... Ex.
Yeah, just try to give me the notes
on the anesthesiologist, see what they tell me
and we'll go from there. Yeah?
Yo, can I catch you guys in a bit?
Seat taken? Studying?
Sort of. I figured I'd read up on the surgery today
so I'd have a better grasp of what's going on.
Good idea.
You have to read up on the surgery?
Can't hurt to have a little refresher.
Remind me to never have you operate on me.
What's wrong with reading a medical student's book
before I scrub in? A lot.
A lot is wrong with that. Yeah?
Still reading.
Well, read a little faster, Doctor.
And we're going live.
Three, two, one. Action.
Megan, it's live!
Hi, everyone.
I... um...
Well, I have to be honest.
I'm feeling a little discouraged today.
Not my normal self.
Um, as you know, I have my date with May coming up...
But I don't know.
My heart's not really in this anymore.
If any of you have any, um,
comments or suggestions for me,
feel free to comment below. Thanks.
All right, cut.
I'm disappointed.
I know, me, too.
Did you know that we've had no new subscribers,
and several of our followers have dropped off?
What do people expect? Me to bounce back that quickly?
I mean, I-I can't. No one wants to watch
a love story without a happy ending.
It's depressing.
You want to know why I wanted you for this piece?
Because I was the only single woman in the office?
Besides that.
It's always the same type of girl.
Flirtatious, self-absorbed,
a could-be model-actress.
And the result is false and uninteresting.
And I thought you would be different.
Every woman wants to find love.
We all want romance.
And if you can't find that,
well, you're sending a message
to your viewers that they might not, either.
How awful would that be?
To make thousands of people
lose their faith in finding love?
I know.
I don't know. Maybe love just isn't for me.
Maybe I'm meant to be alone forever, you know?
Baking for one.
And then maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.
Don't say that.
Finding love is nearly impossible.
It always has been. It always will be.
Your job was to do the impossible.
And it still is.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know,
you asked some really great questions in there.
I'm impressed. Thanks.
I enjoyed watching you work.
That was a fairly intricate surgery, and you were...
It was really well done.
Wow. That's nice to hear.
Don't hear that enough, actually.
Well, since the people who are the most grateful
are usually unconscious during the procedure, so...
Hey, would you, um...
Do you want to go out sometime?
You mean, like, to a lecture or something?
No, I mean, like... Like on a date.
Oh. I don't know.
Yeah. Yeah, no pressure.
I just knew I'd kick myself if I didn't at least ask.
Yeah.
I'll see you bright and early.
Yeah.
Wait.
Why are you asking me out now?
Well, now that I've gotten to know you,
I really like what I see.
I'd love to.
What? Go out with you on a date.
I have a surprise for you. Pick any card.
Okay.
Got it. Now, place it back anywhere.
Is this your card?
No.
I forgot the best part
of the trick. The magic.
This is your card.
No.
This is your card.
No.
This is your card. No.
What's going on?
Sean finally asked me out.
What made him change his mind?
He doesn't like playing games, so once I stopped,
he saw the real me and he liked it.
I'm happy for you.
Are you okay? Do you want me to cancel?
Because I can. I can stay in with you.
We could watch bad movies.
No. You go out and have a good time.
I have to go to the office tonight anyway.
Wow. Never thought these books
would see the inside of a trash can.
Neither did I.
They look good in there. It suits them.
They do.
Hey, come on in.
These are for you. Aw, thank you.
Let me just grab my jacket. Yeah.
Ready?
Not so fast. What are these?
I should've taken the trash out.
Change of plans. I know what we're doing tonight.
Today, we're launching a new vlog.
You might remember the "Man for Every Month"
series where we interview eligible bachelors.
Burning the midnight oil?
Yup.
What's wrong?
I just don't think I'm ever gonna find love.
What are you talking about?
What about Scott? Oh, I ruined that.
Classic Megan Collins move.
Now I know you're crazy.
That's a little uncalled for. He's in love with you.
No, he's not. We got in a fight, and...
So what?
An argument doesn't stop someone from loving you.
He scrutinized all your dates.
He knew Jack's modus from the start
and wanted to protect you.
He even walked out of the room when we watched you two kiss.
He did? Yes.
So don't tell me you'll never find love.
You've already found it.
"A slightly dangerous woman will keep a man interested."
Now, you're way too smart for this.
It might be one of those things where I'm so smart
that I'm actually dumb.
But really, it does kind of work.
It didn't work on me.
You're here, aren't you?
Touché.
I think it works, but on the wrong guys.
That seems pretty accurate. What else we got?
"Talking about feelings to a man will feel like work.
When he's with you, he just wants to have fun."
Well, that's just downright demeaning.
We've got to find this author and give her a talking to.
I'm pretty okay right here.
Do you think we could give her a piece of our minds tomorrow?
Ohh. You're so dangerous
and unpredictable and fun.
I'm hooked. Ooh, funny.
No, but seriously.
I kind of am.
Me, too.
Megan, what's wrong?
Okay. I think I know what I need to do.
What do you mean?
Okay, the viewers want honest, truthful moments
that they can relate to, right?
Yes, but this isn't just a job anymore,
this is your life. So please don't do anything
that's going to compromise your personal interests.
No, I know, but I need to put myself out there.
I need to not be afraid of rejection.
It's what's been holding me back my whole life.
I agree.
The viewers and I will be behind you no matter what.
You might want to fix your hair, though.
Okay.
♪ ♪
We're going live in three, two, one.
Action.
Well, I'll just get right to it.
Um... well, I think you should know,
I'm not the kind of girl who usually does things like this.
I mean, just a few months ago, you could barely get me
out of my cubicle.
So, well, let me just start by saying that
this is gonna be my last episode of
my "Man for Every Month" vlog.
I've had the opportunity to meet some of the most
eligible men in town, and I have learned a lot
about myself in the process.
Love is not about
finding someone who looks good on paper.
It's about finding that one special person
who is right for you.
And sometimes that person is right in front of you.
I mean, really, for me, he was here at "NewsMaze,"
working right beside me all along.
Scott.
Scott.
I was scared.
You were right.
I didn't have the experience to see.
I didn't have the confidence to trust in myself
and what I wanted, but...
now I do.
And I can say with 100% certainty
that...
you're the one that I want to be with.
If you feel the same way,
meet me for happy hour.
And our first real date.
Aw, that's so romantic.
Cut.
One Shirley Temple on the rocks, please.
Make that two.
Hey. Hi.
I like your glasses. Thanks.
They're very popular this season.
Everybody's wearing them.
I thought you said you liked them.
So does this mess up your report?
What do you mean?
Oh, you know. "A Man for Every Month"?
I think it might be time I started thinking long-term.
Two months. Three months? A year.
I don't know. I'm just gonna have to do
a little more research.
♪ Darling ♪
♪ We're never gonna stop ♪
♪ Taking this to higher ground ♪
♪ Because I love you ♪
♪ Sweet, baby ♪
♪ We're already at the top ♪
♪ Greatest thing in my whole world ♪
♪ Is that I love you ♪
♪ Oh, I love you ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh whoa oh ♪
♪ If I could be with you ♪
♪ Oh, anything could change ♪
♪ When the night comes ♪
♪ Will the moon shines ♪
♪ Brighter or just the same? ♪
♪ Oh, I think I'm starting to fall for you ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
♪ I don't wanna come off too strong ♪
♪ But, hey ♪
♪ I'm starting to fall for you ♪
♪ The sun is shining ♪
♪ The birds are singing ♪
♪ And everybody's feeling all right ♪
♪ Come take a chance, girl, you know you want to ♪
♪ It's a great day to fall in love ♪
♪ Come along, pretty baby ♪
♪ Did ya think they've fall in love? ♪
♪ Come along, pretty baby ♪
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