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Well, now that we're all here, did you guys all have your copy of this she's shareable?

I did.

I did.

Yes.

So, what did you guys think about this month's book collection?

Oh my god, one word?

Ha!

Exactly.

Well, we'll all share, but I'll start with what my favorite came was.

It was when the Virgin confronted the Sheik's wife.

I thought that was so intense.

So powerful.

Yeah.

Oh, and for me, it's all the sex.

Ah, yes.

So many of them.

I loved the one where the Virgin went to see the other wives in the haram, and they were giving her tips on erotic massage.

Oh.

It's all turned into cloth.

Oh, it's so hot.

Now, do you think it was sensual because of how intimately it was described, or the fact that it was the only sex scene with all women?

I would try to say right now.

What?

I'm so surprised.

It's so turned me on.

Oh my god.

I just feel like I've had a lot of massages in my life, and I've never, I've just never been like that for me.

Me, he's here.

Yes, a lot of massage, but to all sorts of spots, like these.

Mm-hmm.

That was a way better massage than I've experienced.

Even for men or for women, it's never been quite that hot for me.

You know, I think there has to be something about the femininity of the scene and the group dynamic.

I think to really understand the Virgin's character, we should practice a little massage on each other.

Oh, you're kidding.

No, what's wrong?

A little massage among friends?

Oh, look at this.

You're so bad.

So, is that used for a plan a lot, isn't it?

No!

You brought it up and I feel like that's in a very important heart of the story.

So, but how are we going to massage, like there's three of us? How's that going to work?

Well, you got an idea?

Do you have an idea?

I do have an idea. Let me think about this.

I think that, um, so, and you're going to massage crystal and then I'll massage you and then we can all switch.

Okay.

So, I was with...

No, I mean, free massage.

I'm into that.

Your dress is so pretty.

It really does.

Oh, God, that feels good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I moved to the hair.

Whatever you need to do to get in there.

It's the most perfect idea.

Yeah, this was a really...

Oh, God, fuck yeah, Ryan.

This was an amazing idea.

Oh, hell yeah.

I feel like I didn't realize it, but this is the whole reason why I showed up here today.

Not the wine and cheese.

No!

Not the chic fucking versions.

It was totally the massage portion of today.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, just fucking, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God, I feel so good.

I feel like you're making me not do a very good job over here.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Okay.

It's all Ryan's fault.

It's all your fault, Ryan.

That's good.

Is that, yeah, okay.

Do you like this butt touching also?

Ryan's doing this butt touching thing to me.

Is that your, is it like, kind of cutting a cat?

No, it's this sciatic nerve.

They talked about how you can release it to get a total release.

I like the idea of total release.

I feel like that's language that I can strongly get behind.

You have to, they said you have to prep the body for the whole sensual experience.

Oh, my God, that feels good.

Oh, fuck.

I almost feel bad, Crystal Ryan.

I think Ryan might be better at this than me.

I think I should have read the book more instead of just jerking off to it.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, I'm so fucking good at that.

You know, they actually described the techniques in that book if you guys had paid closer attention.

Nah, I was too busy masturbating.

Sorry, buddy.

Mm.

Fuck.

Yeah, you're making me give her a shitty massage right now.

It's kind of funny, you also feel a little bad.

What is that?

You're tight right here.

Should I rub right there?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Oh, my God, this is so nice.

You're so good at this.

How'd you get so good at this?

You just read the book.

Oh, my God.

You must have read a bunch of books on massage for what's good right now.

I'm just going to try to copy you, Ryan, because you're really good at this.

Thank you.

Yeah.

There's some leg massage going on here.

Is that fine if I touch your leg?

Yes.

Yes.

What's that already?

All right, cool.

All right, good.

Relax and focus on Christal's energy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

God, that's good in there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm not going to do this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Dangerous.

It was like wet and rub, like, essentially just top of the face.

More asfinship.

This.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Also definitely in the book.

Sure.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I like it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I wish that when I had a professional massage they would do it a little bit more like this

because this muscle right here is always so sore.

I like the heck.

Now I begin to massage.

When she feels so good I'm going to massage.

Yeah.

Ryan you haven't gotten your massage yet.

Yes, it's your turn.

Yes, it is.

Gish again in the middle.

Okay.

Hang on a switch.

Oh yeah, let's just do this.

Let's play Ryan in the middle.

This is a great idea.

Oh my god, I need these muscles.

There is a boop brings faster bravery.

This was in the book.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

Put your butt up.

And your panties also at the same time.

Oh, yeah.

You have to call your trainer. Look at this.

Oh, amazing.

You overdressed for this party?

Too many clothes on for this book club?

It was in the book.

You're right.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I feel like what's this shit.

Oh, my God.

Do you guys just cross? You're so cute.

Here we go with that.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ah boy

ahhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhh crap

momg

Oh Ohep

Orie

Oh Clap

going to negot his Bundle

eating NO

Fuck!

Oh, fuck you, fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Okay, that's great, too.

I like all these ideas.

Yeah.

I don't remember this part of the book.

Yeah, that's what the ranking was on up with ideas.

Hey, hi, hey, pretty lady.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Love you, cheating on me!

Why are you reporting me?

Yes, I am.

Go, where do you come from?

Take a Reardon.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, my God.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Fuck it!

Go!

You're just a fucking snake!

Just fucking step his fingers off that snake!

Ahh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

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Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Oh no!

Oh my!

Ohh...

Agh!

Oh!

lending!

Ohh!

Oh no!

Ohh!

No!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Charge!

Ohh!

Go!

Ohh!

dude!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Oh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

God!

Ahh!

Up!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Oh my god, he had a big heart.

Oh my god, he had a big heart.

Oh my god, he had a big heart.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh yeah, fucking Tim, fucking you're a mess.

You got us, you got us.

Come here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god, it's fucking amazing, I love you.

Oh my god, it's so good.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

So deep in the ocean.

My neck is just breaking.

My dowel is on my foot.

She is

A couple of minutes

slowed down.

She is shaking her Uncle Gode tired.

That's that in here.

Woo hoo!

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Ahh!

Yeah.

Oh!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm!

Oh!

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

No!

Mmm.

Mmm!

This is the kind of massage you are suggesting isn't it?

Yes!

Mmm.

Exactly.

This is the kind of massage you are suggesting.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes.

Mmm.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Ahh!

Ahh!

AHHHHH!

You hear me? You hear me? You hear me?

Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

AHHHHH!

I'm just trying to get to the point.

Holy shit!

Oh!

Oh that's strange.

Oh God! Oh my God!

You look like the predator that was not up.

Oh this is fair!

Why isn't it fair man?

I don't think I can stand.

You don't like this?

Oh!

You know the idea of having to be happy.

You're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right.

This isn't what you wanted.

Oh yeah. I got it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh look at that!

Oh!

You're gonna kick my arm.

Oh my God!

Oh!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! I can't think of the predator.

You fucking dreamy right now.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh no!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my God.

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh you are dripping wet.

Is it wet there?

Is it wet over there?

Is it wet over here?

Oh my God!

Oh that is fucking delicious!

Oh!

Oh yes!

Do you want to use a ball?

Oh

Oh god, don't stop.

Oh yeah?

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Ahhhhhh!

Ahhhhhh!

Oh no!

Oh no no no no no!

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Oh no!

Fucking hell!

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Oh my god!

It's okay.

You're hosting next month.

Oh yeah!

I really have that in the book today.

I really need to rewrite the chapter in this book because we definitely did things today.

Sometimes I get euphemism. I'm so into that. I'm so into that. I'll tell you what.

You've got next month. We've got the whispering wives.

That sounds amazing.

Whoa!

The whispering in your bubble.