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where you trade places with another family for a day and see how that feels.

My stupid therapist thought maybe this would be a good idea for us.

Candice arrived first.

She seemed nice.

She seemed too young to be a mom.

I really liked her though and I think she'd be fun to hang out with.

Charles is my family's swap dad.

I'm not usually into older men, but he's pretty hot.

I keep thinking.

I wonder if he would fuck me.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like.

Are they bigger?

I wonder what my real dad would think if I fucked him.

I'm still not sure about Juan.

He looks that funny.

I can't tell if he thinks I'm a cunt or he's still trying to look down my shirt.

I bet my new little brother has a hard on for me.

Oh hey.

Hey, you must be Juan.

And you're Lexi?

Mm-hmm.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, um, do you have a shower by any chance?

Yeah, over to the left by your room.

All right, thank you.

Juan, you got water all over this one.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Let me help you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Am I making you feel comfortable?

Oh no, not at all.

Your dog is just pointing right at me.

You're going to have to take care of that.

You can't have a bunch of belt up to sauce around this house right now.

Then about halfway through the swap, things got a little bit crazy.

Picture of water.

Get a station, asshole.

Popsicle.

Banana.

Yes.

Hi, bye.

I've, uh, it's been a great week so far.

I agree.

I'm so sweet.

You know, I think I like you guys better than my own family.

Well, I'm going to get some water.

Would anyone like anything?

Oh, um, actually, I think I'll go with you.

I'm going to be thirsty too.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

I just can't take it anymore.

Take a look.

I told you.

I'd help you out with this.

What are you talking about?

I haven't seen your bone in this whole game.

They're the next room.

What are you doing?

It's okay.

Touch my tits.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I can feel how hard you are.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, wow.

It's way bigger than I remember.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

I didn't mean to show you so much of myself.

Mm-hmm.

You know, you're pretty attractive for an older guy.

Thanks, I guess.

No, one of the reasons my therapist said I should be on this show is to work through my daddy issues.

Yeah, you know, I'm not your guy.

Well, why not?

You're big and strong.

You like it?

Yeah, I don't think this is such a good idea.

Well, it looks like you're interested.

Come on.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, shit.

Look, we should go check on that.

What was that?

Uh, knocked over the lamp.

How did one knock over the lamp?

Are you insinuating something?

What have you been up to? You guys have been in the kitchen for a long time.

Oh, it's getting water.

Like gallons of water?

It wasn't up to anything. What are you doing in here?

You're over here jerking off our swamps on.

I'll show you what we were doing in the kitchen.

Show me.

Show me.

All right.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm just...

Oh, my gosh.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my.

I love you.

Oh, I found you.

Yeah.

I tried.

Yeah.

Ah, oh, oh, oh.

Good job, boy.

Yes.

Oh, f*****g you.

You can hear.

Oh