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where you trade places with another family for a day and see how that feels.
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My stupid therapist thought maybe this would be a good idea for us.
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Candice arrived first.
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She seemed nice.
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She seemed too young to be a mom.
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I really liked her though and I think she'd be fun to hang out with.
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Charles is my family's swap dad.
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I'm not usually into older men, but he's pretty hot.
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I keep thinking.
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I wonder if he would fuck me.
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I want to know what a dad dick looks like.
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Are they bigger?
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I wonder what my real dad would think if I fucked him.
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I'm still not sure about Juan.
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He looks that funny.
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I can't tell if he thinks I'm a cunt or he's still trying to look down my shirt.
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I bet my new little brother has a hard on for me.
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Oh hey.
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Hey, you must be Juan.
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And you're Lexi?
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Mm-hmm.
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Nice to meet you.
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Oh, um, do you have a shower by any chance?
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Yeah, over to the left by your room.
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All right, thank you.
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Juan, you got water all over this one.
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Oh shit, I'm sorry.
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It's okay.
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Let me help you.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Am I making you feel comfortable?
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Oh no, not at all.
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Your dog is just pointing right at me.
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You're going to have to take care of that.
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You can't have a bunch of belt up to sauce around this house right now.
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Then about halfway through the swap, things got a little bit crazy.
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Picture of water.
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Get a station, asshole.
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Popsicle.
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Banana.
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Yes.
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Hi, bye.
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I've, uh, it's been a great week so far.
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I agree.
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I'm so sweet.
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You know, I think I like you guys better than my own family.
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Well, I'm going to get some water.
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Would anyone like anything?
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Oh, um, actually, I think I'll go with you.
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I'm going to be thirsty too.
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Okay.
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Mm-hmm.
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I just can't take it anymore.
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Take a look.
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I told you.
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I'd help you out with this.
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What are you talking about?
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I haven't seen your bone in this whole game.
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They're the next room.
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What are you doing?
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It's okay.
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Touch my tits.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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I can feel how hard you are.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, wow.
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It's way bigger than I remember.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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I didn't mean to show you so much of myself.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, you're pretty attractive for an older guy.
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Thanks, I guess.
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No, one of the reasons my therapist said I should be on this show is to work through my daddy issues.
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Yeah, you know, I'm not your guy.
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Well, why not?
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You're big and strong.
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You like it?
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Yeah, I don't think this is such a good idea.
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Well, it looks like you're interested.
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Come on.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, shit.
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Look, we should go check on that.
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What was that?
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Uh, knocked over the lamp.
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How did one knock over the lamp?
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Are you insinuating something?
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What have you been up to? You guys have been in the kitchen for a long time.
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Oh, it's getting water.
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Like gallons of water?
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It wasn't up to anything. What are you doing in here?
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You're over here jerking off our swamps on.
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I'll show you what we were doing in the kitchen.
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Show me.
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Show me.
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All right.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm just...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my.
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I love you.
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Oh, I found you.
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Yeah.
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I tried.
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Yeah.
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Ah, oh, oh, oh.
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Good job, boy.
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Yes.
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Oh, f*****g you.
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You can hear.
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Oh
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