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Totally need one of those.

Oh, what?

I, you know, every kitchen has one, right?

That's just like another thing to be in the kitchen collecting dust, seriously.

No way! That's pretty awesome.

I mean, your father would like that.

I mean, think of all the things I could make with that.

Oh, and it's only two payments.

Two payments of 1999? Are you kidding me? What a good deal!

Look at that.

Dad has a lucky junk already.

No, no, no, no. It fits right in there. It fits right in the kitchen.

Like, I mean, look at it. It blends. It cooks. It juices.

You can do everything. And for the price, oh my God, honey.

You can't beat it.

When's the last time you juiced anything?

But I would if I had that.

Oh my God. You see that? Everything.

Let's just watch some of those very much amazing.

Oh, this is... are you kidding? They have so much cool stuff on here.

Yeah.

There's so much cool stuff. They have everything you need.

I know, but you would never even think to get this kind of things if you weren't watching this.

Well, that's why it's on TV, honey.

Oh, that's why you're showing it.

I'm so bored, though.

So go, go call one of your friends.

Oh, that's the whole point of us spending time together.

We thought we could spend time together.

We are spending time together.

We're spending time together, honey.

We're spending time watching TV and buying things that we need.

Where's the phone?

I... let me know.

Can I just look? No, you can't look. I'm watching some.

Why don't you put it on the guide and then at least we can watch it in the little screen.

And I can look at the other...

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh my God, we need one of those too.

Seriously?

Yes.

Yes.

See, why would you want to change the channel?

Because it's so boring. I can't buy any of these things.

No, you can't buy any of these things, but I can.

And honey, you live in my house.

So, whatever.

Because I go call one of your friends.

You're young, go out, go do something.

Or you can hang out with your stepmom.

I do.

And oh, look at what it even cooks soon.

Oh.

When's all time we get soup?

Well, again, if I had one of these, we'd be cooking soup.

We would have soup for dinner tonight.

I don't even like soup, so I guess we don't really need it.

You like soup when you're a kid.

Why wouldn't you like soup now?

Because it's all squishy and...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

There's no substance in the soup. Come on, let me just try.

No, let's just look.

Nope, nope.

Maybe there's something else that we could focus on.

This is Joy-Omen.

Oh, honey, how could you not enjoy this?

See how informational I know you love things.

You can really go shopping like...

In a mall?

No, why would you need to leave the house?

Why would you need to leave the house?

When you have this right here, it tells you everything you need.

Every new kitchen utensil you might need.

So...

I mean...

Come on.

A hand mixer.

Okay, so to go with the blender, we need a new hand mixer.

Stick.

Do we already have...

No, but that one's old.

Yeah, but it works just good, so it's not broken.

I haven't used it in ages.

It's old.

It's...

I don't know.

The cord is breaking.

This is a new one.

You are so ridiculous.

That is the most useless product I've ever seen.

No, it's totally not useless.

Why would it be on TV if it were useless?

I mean, if you want a massage, why don't you just go to a massage, brother?

Well, if I have something at home...

See?

Okay, look at that.

Look at that.

Massager, neck massager, shoulder massager, back massager.

All in one massager, you can even use it on your calves.

Ah, yes, different...

Different settings and different attachments.

Yeah, but mom, don't you realize?

I feel like if you have this massage, you have to use it on yourself.

There's not somebody that's going to be there to help you.

I mean, his dad could even put it one last time.

He's got anything fun.

Shh.

My father, whatever.

No, but I could totally...

I could use it on myself.

That's why it has, like, the handle, the back thing, so you can get your own...

I mean, yeah, with the...

Oh, stiff.

I'm stiff and the back.

I'm going to help if you're having this strain to, like, reach.

Yeah, but that's supposed to loosen you up.

I mean...

Whoa!

See?

Again, the payments.

Two payments.

Seriously?

And it has, like, an extending handle?

I mean, I'm having a...

I could get my lower back.

Look at all the buttons it has.

Look at all the different settings, man.

That's really cool.

So, you have to admit, that looks like a pretty handy device right there.

Yeah, but you have to do it all by yourself and having to, like, strain to reach back there to get those problem areas is not going to be very good for you.

It's guaranteed.

It says guaranteed relaxation.

They wouldn't say something was guaranteed unless it actually worked.

I mean, that's what guaranteed is.

Guaranteed.

You know, it's guaranteed to relax.

It saves a lot of money if you just let me give you a massage.

Honey, you don't know how to massage.

Oh, how hard could it be?

This thing right there.

You still...

Okay, even if that thing works, you still have to know how to use it.

It comes with instructions.

Let me just...

Look, I'll show you.

Evan is way better than you expected.

Whatever, sweetheart.

Whatever entertains you while mommy is watching her shows.

How's the pressure?

That's good, honey.

That's good.

A little vibrating action, though.

I mean, if your fingers, you know, they vibrate it a little bit.

See?

That's just...

It's nice to say.

Gosh.

Oh, you're doing a very lovely job, honey.

Thank you.

It's a lovely job.

I think...

I think I need to order this tonight.

No, mom, trust me.

Trust me.

But look at it.

And overnight shipping.

Mom, you don't get that personal human touch with just a machine.

I think that's important with massage.

Personal human touch.

But this I can use in the middle of the night.

If I wake up with a stiff neck, I can just, you know, roll over, grab it, put it on my neck.

It's, you know, look.

It's any time use.

Anytime use.

Anytime use.

Guaranteed relaxation.

I mean, come on.

You can't beat it.

And again, the one day shipping.

Wait, you have the breathe.

What are you doing?

I'm just massaging you.

It's not a big deal.

Getting a little, a little touchy with your fingers there.

Let's just, let's keep it to the back, baby.

Let's keep it to the back.

Whatever you say.

You know, you're only my stepmom.

It's not really that weird.

Yes, but baby, I've been your stepmom for a long time.

I've known you since you were a little, little thing.

Yeah, well, you don't let me forget.

Oh, it comes with extras too.

You don't need any of your stuff.

You can get two of them for the price of one.

Where are you in a store?

All that crap.

I, did we have plenty of space?

There's closet space.

We have room in the attic.

I mean, who knows?

Somebody might need a, what?

Sorry.

I don't really know.

I don't really know.

Bigger boobs are.

Do they get bigger?

Whoa.

I'm your stepmom.

Let's, come on.

It's a little inappropriate behavior.

Listen, I promise you that I bet I can give you a better massage than that thing.

And if I'm wrong, then I think it's very important.

But let me try.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

You can try.

Let's just, you know, keep it appropriate, honey.

Keep it, keep it on the shoulders and the back.

Do you think you can do a good job then?

Um, well, I think to give you the best massage I should probably use for this oil, but...

Right.

I don't want to get it all over your dress, mom.

It's still pretty.

I did just buy this dress.

Just take it down a little bit, like, to your shoulders.

It's totally, like, normal.

That's what they do in the salons, too.

You're right.

You're right.

Go to the spa and, you know, I do wish there was a, like, a sheet of nothing to put over.

Yeah, but it's not weird because we're family.

Okay, just...

Be good, honey.

Pull your hair over to one side.

I don't want to get any of this in your hair either.

How nice that feel.

That's good, baby.

That's good.

See, you're doing a wonderful job, but, I mean, two for the price of one, like...

Look at me, two of them, honey.

I have two hands.

Honey, you're in school.

You're not around all the time.

I can't always rely on you as much as I love you, honey.

You know, this...

Guaranteed.

Guaranteed to be there all the time.

Two for the price of one.

Attachment.

Oh, look.

Oh, look at that attachment.

What is that, Nala?

Cool?

It's painful.

Painful.

Oh, it's like a thumping...

Thumping, vibrating.

Oh, look.

You see?

A little ball?

It has even...

It has like little stumps on it.

Like, um...

It's like little nubs.

Little nubs.

It has little bumpy nubs.

See, it gets in there better.

It gets in there and see.

It gets all the crevices.

Your hands are lovely, honey.

They really are.

But...

This...

If you could just, like...

Put your shoulders back just a little bit.

That way it can reach better, like...

It's a brain too bad.

All the muscles.

Because they all connect, you know.

I learn that in school.

Like, these ones go all the way back here.

Oh, I know you're very into your anatomy, honey.

I know.

Anatomy.

Your big thing.

They're ridiculous sometimes.

But we're spending time together, aren't we?

That's two lots of time.

What?

Honey.

Honey, everywhere.

Honey.

Like I said, let's keep it appropriate.

You're my daughter.

You can't be.

It's not like we've never seen each other in makeup before.

This is the best way.

Look, who do everybody think of?

I mean...

Why wouldn't anybody have to know?

I mean, I think every daughter gives their mom a massage.

Don't they?

Shouldn't.

Not.

No.

I think they're good.

All right, fine.

But what about...

Do you want to at least, like, lie down on your stomach so I can get the rest of your back?

I won't see anything.

You'll be lying on your stomach.

You have my stomach.

Yeah.

The dress is super cute.

Oh, thanks, honey.

I see...

See?

TV.

I ordered it from the TV.

See?

It arrived.

It came in one day.

Just me and her.

I told you.

You're so silly.

You got one good product from there.

That doesn't mean everything's good.

It does.

It looks like good products.

Just stretch out.

There.

Isn't that so much more comfortable?

It is, honey.

It is.

Okay.

Let's see there.

Isn't that nice?

I think it's all over your back now.

Oh, good pair.

See?

Does not feel good.

Oh, you're right.

It does.

It does.

You don't need one of those machines.

It's always so nice.

Maybe so.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe I don't need that one.

See?

That's a good dress though, right?

It is.

You can't get really good things from the TV.

But how are you supposed to know if it fits?

How do you order something like that?

Well, if it doesn't fit, then I give it to you.

What if it gets to you?

Is that what you're about to do, honey?

Well, maybe.

You're totally busted.

It was just a little too small for me.

So I posted on the new honey.

Oh, shoot.

I knew you would like it.

I just got oil all over it from my hands.

Do you think that's going to ruin it?

Yeah, I think you might need to get some clob soda or something on it.

All right, I'm just taking off.

No, for even more.

My hands are covered in oil.

Oh, you know what time it is?

What time is it?

My stories.

How could I forget?

Oh, yeah.

So, do you know what's happening right now on my stories?

No.

Okay.

So Brad is cheating on Tanya with Melissa.

Isn't that scandalous?

I guess.

See?

Oh, oh, oh, see, it's totally starting.

Okay, watch this.

Watch this.

Brad, oh, he's so cute.

He's such a maniacal little fucker.

Mom, what?

He is.

See?

Look at him.

You can see it in his eyes.

He's got the eyebrow.

He just raises one eyebrow and you know.

You know he's about to go cheat again.

See?

Look, I don't think I'll ever get into these kind of shows.

Oh, I love it.

Absolutely love it.

Oh, see?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

She just found out.

Do you see that?

She found a note.

She found a love letter he wrote in her.

Look at him.

And he said it's so cheesy.

It's my story.

It's my story.

You know what, then?

I kind of feel like I can't do a proper massage if I have to keep going over and around your

underwear.

Just, honey, you're getting a little low.

You're getting a little low.

Yeah, but they're going to go oily.

Isn't that kind of stain this fabric?

It's already kind of like looking weird.

I don't want to ruin that.

They are expensive panties.

Sorry.

Did you already get oil on them?

There's a little bit on the back, but it's really not that bad.

If we take them off, now they'll probably be like, okay.

Should I just slide them down?

Here.

Here.

Oh, oh, oh, this is the best one.

You can just stay like that maybe, and then I can massage the front of your legs.

Oh, okay.

It basically did all the fabric.

Oops.

Oh, oh my God.

Doesn't that feel good?

That is another girlfriend?

That means he's cheating on them both.

Are you even paying attention to my massage?

Yeah, because we made a deal, right?

A deal, a deal.

Yes, absolutely.

I, you know, I don't know why I need that thing anyway.

Oh, oh.

Oh, my God.

He's, he's going for it.

He's going.

He's needing...

Tina?

It's so scandalous.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

I'm just giving you a massage.

It's okay.

I don't, I don't really know if that's okay, honey.

Hi.

I don't really think it feels good, doesn't it?

Yeah, but you know, you're getting, you're getting into kind of, like, risky area.

I mean, but it's okay.

Hey, I'm just doing girls.

Yeah, but massage just don't really go there.

I, I mean, I've seen some massage just went there.

I don't know what massage is.

You're having honey, but not on me.

In the movies.

Oh, okay.

You talk about my stories, but then you and, you and your movies, I don't know.

Just let me try.

I promise you'll like it.

Do you what?

Try, try massaging you.

I want to do everything that that stupid machine can do.

You are massaging me.

You're massaging my lids.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, but if you have your legs slammed shut like that, I can't massage the inside of the

real eggs.

Well, I mean...

Is that like I haven't seen it before?

I know.

I mean, trying on clothing or, you know...

How is this any different than trying on clothing or like, taking showers together?

Oh.

Everyone I broke my arm, I couldn't wash my hair.

That's different.

It's different.

That's a medical condition.

Put a bet and you can't find something for it.

Oh my God.

So silly.

Oh.

You know you have a bunch of muscles here too.

I know.

I'm having a happy, happy, happy.

I'm glad you're learning something in the college.

Yeah, I think...

I think my body is really fascinating.

Mm-hmm.

I know.

That's why we sent you to school.

Okay.

What?

You're getting just like...

You're getting slow again.

You're getting low.

It's really...

It's wrong.

You know what?

You're making this not awkward because you don't want to do it.

Is there some weird reason that I don't know about?

Um, well, let's think about this.

You're my daughter.

No.

That's reason enough.

That's reason enough, honey.

We're not like...

For real, so.

It's...

It's still wrong in the eyes of God.

Whatever.

I don't even know if that stuff's true or not in the eyes.

You went to church every Sunday when you were a little girl.

You know it's true.

Yeah, but it was really paying attention.

Well, maybe you should have.

It's okay.

Come on.

No.

That's not okay, honey.

Mommy.

I...

Exactly.

Mommy.

I mean, that's what your father does.

I mean, you can't.

We're all family, so what does it matter?

We're all family.

It's just...

It's wrong.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

Mommy.

I thought families were supposed to be close.

We are close.

We're very close, but that close?

I mean...

What would your dad think?

Well, some of my friends at school say that they've messed around with their friends, too.

And...

I mean, what's the difference with my mom with my mom?

Uh, what's the difference?

Yeah, it's just two girls.

I...

Yeah, two girls who...

I raised you.

Come on.

Just why is your stupid show?

I...

Pretend like I'm not here.

Pretend like you're not here.

It's awfully difficult to pretend like you're not here.

I mean, this is pretty good.

This is pretty embarrassing, right?

Yeah.

It's just enjoying your massage.

Your free massage.

You don't have to buy anything.

You don't have to wait for it to come in the mail.

It's just here.

It's funny.

I mean...

It just...

It feels inappropriate.

Look, just watch.

That's just...

You know, oh, yeah, I'm watching.

I'm watching.

Yeah.

Oh.

You see that?

You see that?

So she found...

She found the love letter.

She found the love letter.

She found the romantic note.

She's contemplating something.

Look at that.

Baby.

Why?

It's just...

It's the fingers.

You are...

Do you want me to hear my tongue instead?

Honey.

That would be...

That would be stepping over the line.

Let me know.

That would be crossing a boundary.

That would be...

That would be...

Okay.

I'll look in fashion.

I tasted myself before.

What?

But now I'm super curious to know what other girls do.

I'm not so sure if I'm comfortable with this kind of conversation.

I don't know if I'm comfortable with that sort of conversation.

It's kind of just the same.

I don't know.

I'm going to do a little bit deeper.

She's plotting.

She's plotting.

Brad is totally going down.

She's going to get revenge.

In fact, all the girls are going to get revenge.

I mean...

It feels good.

Is it like doing it wrong?

I mean...

It's um...

Oh wow.

Who's that guy?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh he's new.

They advertised this.

Oh.

They knew there was a new character coming on.

Oh.

But he...

Honey.

No.

It um...

Is that good?

Yeah.

But it's um...

It's okay.

It's just...

It's just that we're family and...

That's alright.

They'll just stay in the family too.

That's sort of the problem.

I mean...

Oh.

She...

She's going to have an affair with him to get back at Brad.

Oh.

Oh good little plot twist.

Oh she...

Look at that.

So Melissa is getting ready to go out with a new guy.

Isn't that a jaffy little slutty?

Well she is a little bit of a slut.

I mean Brad might be cheating on her.

But you know she wants it.

Oh.

Oh.

She's all ready in bed with him.

New guy.

Oh.

He's cute.

He might be cuter than Brad actually.

That is really slutty.

Hey.

Oh my god.

What are they doing?

Oh.

Ooh.

They're getting risky.

Look at that.

It looks like he's doing exactly what I'm doing to you.

Well speaking of me.

Hey.

It's...

Did you want to be in a different position?

I appreciate the enthusiasm.

But I mean it's...

You know I keep telling you baby.

It's just not...

It's not right.

What is she doing wrong?

I mean...

I just want to make you feel like how she's feeling with him.

She looks really happy.

She's not good.

I mean let me try.

But it's just...

I mean your dad.

But...

Wow.

She's kind of loud.

She must really be enjoying herself.

Oh.

Look at what he's telling you.

I mean I know it's all in five.

I know you can't see anything.

It looks like it has fingers inside of her.

It's kind of nice.

Isn't it?

Oh that's really hot.

How does that feel?

I mean honey.

Um...

Good but...

Um...

The show and...

Oh wow.

Is she having like a seizure or something?

I...

Don't play coy with me.

You know she's having an organ.

I know.

I know.

It just wasn't sure how to pronounce it.

I know how it sounds silly.

So honey.

Um...

Maybe we should stop.

Your dad's gonna be...

He's always home like really soon after my shows.

Uh...

Uh oh, this is that girl.

Oh!

That's Tanya!

She's catching the...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

She...

Oh wait she's getting in the bed with them.

Wow!

Wow!

They've never done this on the show before.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Oh they look...

Oh she's getting under the...

Oh!

Oh where is his head going?

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

That looks good.

Fun!

Oh it does doesn't it?

Yeah.

And a three-some on my stories.

Uh...

I mean...

These guys coming home.

Um...

Oh...

Um...

Um...

Oh...

Yeah, his head is definitely down there.

Um...

Um...

Look at that bobbing up and down.

I've never done this on the show before.

That's pretty hot.

Um...

I'm a two-gullser.

Kissing.

Oh...

The girls are kissing, honey.

See?

It's like, hey!

I still don't know.

I still don't know if it's okay.

Honey, I mean it's...

Oh, hi.

This is...

Oh, what are they doing with him?

Oh...

Where their hands going?

Um...

She saw their hands in me as baby.

Oh...

Still kissing?

Oh...

Um...

Um...

Can you imagine?

Oh...

Oh, the three of them?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Honey...

Honey...

Honey...

Honey...

I just...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Sweetheart.

I mean, maybe...

Maybe...

Maybe you should come...

Maybe you should...

Like move...

Wow...

Oh...

How do you even get in that position?

That's pretty talented, huh?

That takes some talent right there.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

I'm gonna tell you one thing your father's never done that with me.

Oh...

Oh...

Maybe I wish you good.

Oh...

Um...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

I...

I...

You know, during my shows...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

And just...

You know, watch...

Watch...

Watch...

Watch...

Watch...

Watch...

Watch Brad with me.

Watch the new guy.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Hi...

Mmm.

Oh.

Do you see another girl?

Oh.

Maybe someone with my book on.

She sort of, she's brunette like Nancy from my book on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at them going at it.

Oh.

It's really.

Candlest.

Absolutely scandalous.

Would you look at that?

Oh.

Yeah.

That's, that's pretty hot.

Two girls.

A new guy.

Mmm.

They're totally getting a retro view.

That's, you know, Brad has to pay.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What are you here?

Mmm.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm...

Mmm.

Ah.

You can tell, they're super turnout.

Oh.

Ahhhhhhhh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

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Zoom around.

Aaaahhh...

Baby, what did you do?

I'm just trying something new.

But, ooh, look at that.

It's just, I want to try with those two girls I'm doing.

That was fun.

It's, I mean, your father would be horrified, absolutely

horrified.

And the fact that you're in a horrible war fight, well yeah, but, I mean, that's the story,

it's honey.

That's what happens on the stories.

So, I'm just going to try with those girls you're doing.

I don't know, it looks like it's going to feel good.

I mean, sweetheart, I...

Come on, let's try.

You know, they're, they're ethical.

I just sort of like you.

Yeah, come here.

It is sort of like you.

Baby, they're ethical implications.

I mean, yeah, yeah, that's only if someone ever found out.

Okay.

Let me put the slate here.

You know, it's like, it's like, it's like, that.

It's like, walks in and finds out.

Oh, like this.

Right?

That looks the same.

That's what the same does in there.

What they're doing?

Oh, that feels really good.

So good.

Oh, wow.

I mean, I didn't know that you could do a wetly.

I mean, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's so pretty hot.

I'm so sorry.

You got it.

Oh, wow.

I didn't know it could feel so good.

I can see each other like that.

It's not supposed to mean...

Yeah.

Oh, that's so pretty, Mommy.

Maybe, just...

Why would you do it?

Hi.

Oh, wow.

Oh, that's the hand of the hat.

I need to make sure you're supposed to do it.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm gonna need to stand it all up.

Oh, Mommy.

Oh, Mommy.

Oh, Mommy.

This is so good.

Oh, Mommy.

Oh, Mommy.

Oh, Mommy.

Oh, oh, Mommy.

He knows what could be wrong with this,

ooh, look where I go.

Oh, I got my mustache and Intellectual claims.

Yeah, I was gonna put it on the house,

but then,

foroma's reasons.

WWE!

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Swords

Oh my god, this is so good.

Oh baby.

Oh my god.

Sweet.

Sweet.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

I see it.

It's smashed.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Look at that.

Let's show you that one.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You want to drive there, daddy?

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

We're in this bar.

Mm-hmm.

Let me in.

That's because you were going a little farther, right?

And it does look like a lot, but I mean, which is good.

That's nice.

That was like you're giving me a massage.

Is that okay?

Oh, right there.

How's she going to be?

Oh, there she is.

Sleep.

Oh, right there.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, this is so really good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, look at me.

Oh, that's nice.

Make sure you don't tell your father about this.

No, you'd be horrified.

I promise I'd be mortified.

I won't tell anyone.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I don't want them to know.

I'm so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mommy, I'm trying to feel so nice.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that was straight there.

Oh, actually, she's so so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

And your shirt will be our secret.

I promise.

Oh, just so...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, this is really good.

Oh.

Yeah.

You thought I couldn't use your fingers too.

Oh.

Oh yeah, oh wow.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh my God, I like that.

Oh, my, you switched back and forth in that.

It's really amazing.

Oh my, oh, oh, oh, you drew a few layers again.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That feels so good.

Oh wow, is your fingers in your turn?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh my God.

I have more to please.

Please.

Oh.

Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes I found that little thing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You're really good at that.

I really, really like that.

Oh, that's so cute.

Oh, baby.

Oh, that was so hard.

I'm having a big speck day.

Oh, yeah.

You know, you have to make sure that you never tell anybody

about this, especially your dad.

I'd probably imagine if he caught us.

Can you imagine?

Just relax. Everything's going to be okay.

If you say so, honey, now, I'm going to go take a shower,

and I suggest you do the same.

Okay, yeah, yeah, right away.

Yes.

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