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- Stop it, right now. Zac, stop it.

- FATIMA: Previously on "Sistas".

- There was a fight in the lobby.

- And Zac is in jail too.

- What if Aaron is the father of this child?

I don't want you to be the father of this baby

because I'm not over Zac.

- I'm okay with him staying here.

- I will gladly have your food ready

and anything else you want.

- Has the prince of Embicktou found his future wife?

- I'm sorry what?

He's really a prince.

- Can I have a photo?

- Uh, sure, I guess.

- This is so exciting.

Are you going to marry him?

- Well, we just met, you know.

- Oh, we hope you do.

You are beautiful.

- Thank you very much.

- And all the girls of our nation will celebrate you.

- Okay, we should slow down now.

- So, he's like royalty, like a prince?

Like heir to the throne?

- Uh-huh, yes.

- Damn.

So, wait, wait, what are y'all doing here?

- We attend Spelman. - Oh, nice. We went there.

- Oh, um, do you mind?

- What? Oh, take a picture, sure.

Smile. Like a queen, radiant.

- Yes.

Oh, thank you so much.

- Of course.

- This is so exciting.

Wait until I tell my mom.

- So, you didn't know none of that?

- I didn't know any of that. - What the shit, Sabrina?

- He's a prince.

- Okay, alright.

Shit, I gotta look him up now.

Bitch, you -- Black Panther and Eddie Murphy

all rolled into one.

- I had no idea. I don't know, I mean, he's rich

and he has a couple of restaurants.

- How? But didn't you look him up?

- No.

- Bullshit. Everybody looks people up.

- A woman who doesn't care

about that kind of stuff wouldn't.

- So, we just gonna sit here and lie?

That's what we do now. Just gonna lie.

- Well. - See, that's the shit, Sabrina.

- Okay, okay, I did look him up.

- I knew you did. Just say that.

- But there was nothing about him being a prince.

- Okay, you're right. - SABRINA: What do you see?

- I mean, nothing about him being a prince.

What was the country?

- I think they, they said Embicktou.

- Yeah Embicktou.

- SABRINA: What? - That's, that's him.

- Oh, okay.

Oh, girl.

- You about to be on your Megan Markle shit.

I love her.

- You think he woulda told me about this.

- Oh my gosh, when are you seeing him again?

- We're having dinner tomorrow night.

- That's great. That's great. That's great. Bag 'em. Bag 'em.

- Um, I-I-I I can't believe this.

- I mean, are you gonna ask him about all this? Right?

- He obviously didn't want me to know so.

- Okay, I don't care. I gotta get some research on him.

I-I gotta know. I got to know.

- Yeah, yeah, we definitely gotta know.

- Alright, I wanna know everything about him now.

[laughing] Prince.

- Yeah, I need to know everything about him too.

- Okay, well, come on. - Okay.

Oh, but Danni, um, can we not tell the girls right now?

- Why wouldn't you wanna gloat about this?

- Danni, please?

- Okay, fine, but you gonna have to make me understand that.

Come on... - Okay, I will.

- ♪ My girls hold me down ♪

♪ Them boys mess around ♪

♪ And my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We going out tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪

- ♪

- What'd they say?

- We'll be able to see him in the morning.

- Ugh, shit.

- I'm sorry.

- I hate this.

- Well, it's nothing much we can do about it now, so.

- But Andi, we can't just leave him in there.

- What are you suggesting Bonnie?

- What?

- You're acting like you wanna go in there and break him out.

- No, Andi.

I know a few people too.

- Do you? - Yes.

- Are they legal resources?

Uh-huh. Exactly.

Well, use your legal resources.

I'll use my resources and we'll figure this out.

- Okay, um, Robin.

Did Robin call you?

- He hasn't called me back yet.

And I really don't wanna call him again.

- Andi, please? Please, call him?

Please? - Okay, okay.

- Thank you.

- Just give me a minute.

I'll be right back. Just relax.

- Alright, I'm trying. - If you can, okay.

- Alright.

- [phone ringing]

- Hello. - Hi.

- ROBIN: Hi, how are you?

- I was able to get Fatima out.

Thank you. - No problem.

- ANDI: How's everything going with Zac?

- That's a little more complicated.

- [sighs] Shit...

- I put in a call to a judge who owes me a favor

but he hasn't got back to me yet,

so it might be in the morning. - Okay.

- Don't worry, I'll get it done.

- Okay, thank you so much, Robin.

- So, am I seeing you tonight?

- Nothing would make me happier.

- Mmm, I love that but I heard a but.

- I'll tell you about it later, okay?

- Okay.

- ANDI: Um, I have a few more things I have to handle.

I gotta go. - Alright, that's fine.

I'll talk to you later then. - Yes.

- Okay, bye.

- Okay, bye.

- What'd he say?

- He said we won't be able to see him until the morning.

- Okay, thank you.

- Of course.

What are you gonna do?

- I'ma stay here.

- Fatima, you need to go home and get some rest.

- No, Andi, I got him in this mess.

- So, you're just gonna stay here all night?

- Alright, fine. - Mm-hmm.

- But I need to go to the office and get my work cell.

- I don't think that's a good idea.

I'll have a messenger bring it to you.

- Why? - Hayden's still at the office.

Do you wanna go back to jail, or?

- You smart. - Right.

- Yeah. - Um, get your things. Come on.

I'll take you home.

- This don't feel right.

- Listen, Zac is a big boy.

And, he's been here before. We'll see him in the morning.

That way I can guarantee you we can get in to see him.

Okay? - I'm hoping he's out by then.

- We got this. Come on. - Alright, thank you.

- Of course.

- ♪ When I wake up I drink 8 cups of that aqua ♪

♪ Chase my paper, see you later ♪

♪ Hasta maña ♪

♪ Apply my makeup with my pink puff ♪

♪ Every brush I wanna make love ♪

♪ Make me real tough ♪

♪ So don't cross my line ♪

♪ I do it how I want ♪

- Hey.

You never come in on Sundays.

- I know.

- So, what's going on?

- I needed to get out of my house.

- What happened?

- Calvin. - [laughing]

What's up man?

What about me?

- What are you doing here?

- Well, if you must know, I was on my way home.

- Mm, I think you should be on your way.

Go on and go home.

- No, what were you two talking about me for?

- We were talking about how you allowed Que into my home.

- Oh, whoa, whoa.

What?

- Yes.

- Th-th-that's, that's crazy. - I'm knowing.

- So, so, Que is at your home by himself.

- Yes, Calvin, he's at home by himself.

Why don't you join him?

- Well, now, I don't wanna go home.

Can I get another drink?

- Bitch, if any of my gowns are gone.

- Ssh.

- What are you doing here anyway? It's a gay club.

Gay!

Gay! Gay! - Just shut up.

Can't you see that love is love?

- Love is love.

You gonna get slid up in, drunk like that up in here.

- You know, you are a terrible person.

- Unless of course, you want to get slid up in.

Then it's a free for all --!

--!

--!

- I'm sick of you and Sabrina's ass alright?

- Great. Well, be sick over there.

- Fine.

- Later. - I'm gonna go.

- Whoa, whoa, hey, hey.

Where's your keys?

- He didn't drive.

- I'm cool baby.

- He didn't drive?

- His car was at home when I left.

- Good.

So, Que is at your place.

- Child, yes.

- And why would he let him stay?

- Maybe Calvin has a soft spot for him.

Or a hard one.

- Not, no, not Calvin.

- Child. And then Que gave the people

my address as his address.

- Why?

- I don't know. The bitch is stupid.

- [laughs] Wow.

- If he leaves, then he'll get arrested

because he's on this house arrest anklet bullshit.

I'm sick. - Yeah, I see that.

He's got the...

- And now, he's at my house sitting on the sofa

looking like a puddle of chocolate syrup.

- Woo, I know how Maurice likes chocolate syrup.

- Hot chocolate. - Woo.

- I'm weak.

- He's fine, he's, I'll give you that. He is, he is.

- I can't be thinking about that.

- Okay, well, what can I get you?

- Hmm, I'm gonna go for some Henny tonight.

- Sounds good.

- Oh yes, henny-thing is possible.

- ♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪

♪ Wait, wait, girl, shake it, shake it ♪

- ♪

- What?

- Nothing.

Oh my gosh.

- I see you looking at me over there.

- Well, what are you doing?

- Drawing.

Is it bothering you? - No.

I didn't know you could draw though.

- It's more like scribbling my thoughts, really.

- Can I see?

- Sure.

- Is that supposed to be me?

- Um, it's just me scribbling my thoughts.

That's all.

- 'Cause it don't look like me.

- It's not you, I guess.

- Who is it?

- Well, I guess I should say it's not you now.

- You lost me.

- It's um, it's you older.

- Oh, well.

I age pretty bad then 'cause this is not it.

- Look closely.

- I don't wanna look at old ass me.

- Just look closely.

- Alright, I'm looking.

- Closer.

- [sighs] Okay, I'ma need some glasses if I look any closer.

- Do you see it?

- No, what am I supposed to see?

- Can you read it?

- Yeah.

- Every single line is a, is a word,

is an expression, is my heart.

- Can you read it to me?

- No.

I want you to read it.

- I know you were scared but I was there.

And I'm still here.

I know you were wounded but so was I.

Yet,

we found a way to heal each other's wounds.

- Go on.

- [sighs]

- Go on.

- Until this baby

was created in so much confusion.

You have,

you have more love than you can handle.

- Don't stop.

Don't stop. - I can't keep reading this.

- It's okay.

- It's too much, Aaron.

- I meant every word.

This is just to help.

It's how I express myself when I feel like I can't talk.

- Aaron, make love to me.

Please?

Make love to me.

- ♪

- [elevator dings]

- Hi. - Hi.

- We spoke on the phone.

- So, formal. - Just doing my job.

- Well, I appreciate the professionalism.

- Thank you. So, what can I do for you?

- Uh, well, it's a new apartment and I just need a full sweep.

Cameras, bugs, all that stuff.

- Yeah, no problem. - Okay, thanks.

- Where'd you like me to set up?

- Um, uh, anywhere is fine.

- Okay, well, this shouldn't take long.

What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

- I'm just impressed.

- Why?

- I mean, you got the gadgets, and the professionalism

and the website and all the things.

- You thought I was just a stripper?

- No, I didn't say that. I'm just...

- Yeah, that's what you all think.

- No, I mean, you were always smart in college.

- Yeah, got out, couldn't get a job.

So, I had to take care of myself.

Until this takes off, I'll be doing what I gotta do.

- [beep]

- Well, you do what you gotta do.

- Damn, this apartment.

- I'm glad you like it.

- Yeah, you killin' the game.

- I do alright.

- I love it. Where do you want me to start?

- Uh, you can start, how about starting here in the kitchen?

And just go room to room to room.

- Yeah, okay.

- Okay.

- [phone rings]

- Hello.

Yes. Please let them up.

Thanks.

- You got company?

You wanna keep this private?

- Oh no. It's just the girls.

- Oh.

Danni included?

- Yeah.

- Shit.

- What is that about?

- She treats me like shit.

- What'd you do?

- Nothing.

- Hmm, well, if that's the case,

then she treats everybody like shit she likes.

- What?

- Yeah, I mean, at first.

She doesn't want you to know she likes you.

Between you and me.

- You're serious? - Yeah.

I mean, although, with you, she might seriously

not be feeling you because of your um...

- Job? - Occupation, yes.

- [elevator dings] - Yeah, same difference.

- I need a drink.

- Hi, Sabrina.

- Hi. - Hey, Danni.

- I see you're still here.

- I am. - Mm-hmm.

- Are we keeping the place? - Hell yeah.

- We are here to talk about Karen, right?

- Right.

- Hey, girl. - Hey, girl.

- Nice to see you El Fuego.

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- I asked him to do some work.

- What kind of work?

- Oh you can, you can keep going.

- Okay. I'll start in the bedroom.

- Great. - Oh yeah, the bedroom.

- Stop it.

- She wouldn't.

Good to see you. - Good to see you too.

- These are heavy chairs. You did good.

- Yeah, very expensive.

- What is this goat fur?

- It is actually, wow.

How'd you know?

- I be knowing.

- What is he doing here?

- Girl, she think Gary got the place bugged.

- Shut up. - Oh, that's sick.

- Well, I wouldn't put it past him.

- You really think that he's doing that?

- Well, we'll know in a bit.

- Well, maybe we shouldn't be in here.

- Sabrina, it's fine.

Danni, it's fine.

- What if the place is really bugged?

- We will find out in a moment.

- Mm, okay.

I mean, what is he doing with those tools?

- Girl, he got him a little business, child.

- Doing what?

- You remember he was good with computers

and technology in college. - Oh yeah, he was.

So, why doesn't he do something like that instead of...

- Shaking that ass, swinging that thing.

- Yeah. No judgement. No judgement.

- Sounds like judgement. - No.

- And also, he tried to get a job

and no one was hiring him.

At least, not making any real money.

So, now he's trying to get his business off the ground.

- Aw, well, isn't that special.

- Hopefully it works out for him.

- So, can we talk about Karen?

- Okay, can you pour me a drink?

Can we do that, first, before we get into that shit?

- Yep.

- I went by the salon and Karen's been missing all day.

- What?

- Yeah, Pam said that she left earlier with Aaron.

- Oh, I wonder where they went.

- I don't know but I'ma call her and find out.

- You said all day? - Most of the day.

- Hmm.

- Hmm, what?

- Well, are y'all ready for this?

- That's what we are here for. - Okay.

- She said she wants Zac back

and uh, she gonna get him back.

- He's happy with Fatima.

- I told her that. - No, like really happy.

And, uh, also crazy but crazy about each other.

- I know. And I saw the house.

- You saw it? - That shit's dope.

- It's nice. - It's nice.

- Karen's not gonna be happy about that either.

- I know.

- What are we supposed to do?

- What can we do? - Maybe we can just reminder her

how many times Zac gave her an STD.

- Oh shit.

- Wow, um, I wouldn't do that.

But reminding her of the bad things may work.

- I tried that.

- And what happened?

- Well, baby, let's remind you of all the bad shit Gary did.

- We are talking about Karen.

Can I remind you of that?

- Well, we might as well make this about you.

We're already here looking for cameras and shit.

- Danni.

- How you know that -- ain't in there

putting up cameras as we speak?

- Oh, that's actually a good point.

I'm gonna go keep an eye on him.

I'll be back. I'll go check on him.

- Karen's not doing well. - I know.

- We have to help her some kind of way.

- Girl, we've all been through our own version of this.

- Hmm, yeah I know.

- I wonder where they went.

- Do you think they went to the doctor?

- That would explain all damn day.

- I think we need to call her then.

- No, we gotta roll up on that ass, go to her house.

- Yeah, that's a better idea.

She's not gonna pick up our calls.

- Andi.

- ANDI: Huh, yeah?

- How much longer this gonna take?

- I don't know.

- EL FUEGO: Gonna be another ten minutes.

- Yeah, well we wanna go to Karen's.

- Why?

- We think that she went to the doctor today.

- With Aaron? - Mm-hmm.

- Huh? - Has she called you today?

- No, she hasn't.

Uh-uh, something's up.

Okay, as soon as he finishes we'll go to her house.

- Okay. - 'Kay.

- Hurry up.

Tell him to hurry up.

- Okay, no bugs.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, nothing.

- Okay, that's great.

- Sure. - How much do I owe you?

- For you, it's free.

- No, come on. I have to pay you something.

- Nah, nah, it's all good.

Well, I'll see you ladies.

- Uh, let me, uh, let me holler at you for a second.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. Let me get that for you.

- What's up?

- I just, I been a little stressed lately.

And I wanted to make sure you good.

You know, we're good.

- Just like that?

- Well, I mean, I would explain but I just can't right now.

- Okay.

- Maybe you could take me to dinner and we can talk.

- No.

You can cook me a good home cooked meal

then we can talk about it.

- So macho. Okay, fine.

- Okay, I'll see you then.

- See you later.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- So, your place is not being bugged.

- Yeah, that's a good thing.

- Yep.

- You really think he was gonna do that?

- Well, now we know he wasn't.

- Andi.

- Look, I just had to check and be sure.

- Okay.

- What's that face? - It's just not a normal thing

to have to check for, but it's fine. Let's move on.

- Let's go to Karen's.

- Let's just go from one drama queen to the next.

Karen, here we come. - Wait.

- I didn't say it. - I have to grab my shoes.

You, wait, you feel that way? I'm gonna get my shoes.

- [phone ringing]

- [phone ringing]

- Hi. - Hi, I think it's getting late.

- Are you standing me up? - I really don't want to.

But I have to go see my girlfriend.

She's going through some things.

- Okay, you wanna come to my hotel later?

- No, I, I think it'll be too late.

- I don't mind waiting.

I've been wanting to see you for a while.

- You know what? How about you come to my place?

- Really? - Yeah.

Spend the night with me.

- Mm, I like the sound of that.

- I'll have the doorman let you up.

- Alright, great.

I'll see you then. - Okay, I'll try and hurry.

- I can tell you all about the fun I'm about to have.

- What fun is that?

- Nah, I think I'd rather see your face

when I tell you about it. - I'd love that. Sounds great.

- Alright, I'll see you later.

- Okay.

Shoes.

- [sighs]

Oh hey. - Hi.

- You're here late.

- I could say the same thing about you.

- I'm just catching up.

- I see.

How's it going?

- What you mean?

- Heard about earlier.

Sorry about that man. - Yeah, this -- loser, bro.

But, it's, it's all good.

- You sure.

- Yeah man, it's really good.

For real. - Good.

[sighs] - So, you need something, or?

- Shit man, I mean, you tell me.

You know, I'm kinda new around here, so.

- Right.

You're only here for a few days right?

- Yeah, then I'm back to London. - Oh okay.

So, what you wanna know?

- I mean, the shit that's going on around here,

man, it's crazy.

- Yeah. - I mean, Fatima.

- Man, you need to stay away from her. For real.

Actually, you ain't gotta worry about it 'cause she gone.

- Oh shit. Good, I mean, she should be.

Right? That's some crazy shit. - Yeah, I know.

- And then her boyfriend came in?

Are you, are you good? - Yeah, man, I'm good.

I'm good.

But uh, that bitch is gone.

- Come on, man. What, what did, what did she do?

- What you mean?

- I mean, a young handsome dude like you.

What, she went crazy over you?

- Ah, shit, you already know.

- I know. - Hey, but I'm telling you.

These bitches in Atlanta be wilding out bro.

That's why, um, I started dating only the white girls.

- I see. - You see, gotta be careful.

- What happened? - That bitch is crazy.

I mean, she showed up at my house

with a bat, -- my house all up,

smashing my car windows and shit.

- What the hell? Why would she do that?

- She's jealous, bro.

- Is she? - Oh yeah.

Look, I told her like this, I said,

look, I don't want you like that no more.

Right? But she keep coming at me.

- Oh. - And now she knows I moved on.

White girl. And now she acting all jealous.

Like, honestly, I can't get rid of this bitch.

- Huh. You know there was some talk about

you harassing her boyfriend. - Who told you that, Andi?

- Nah, it's just, you know, water cooler talk.

- Right.

I don't know why they would say that.

- Huh. - Yeah.

Yeah, she messing around with some ex-con now.

- Oh, I see. I see. - Yeah.

- Uh, we're y'all, y'all messing around

when y'all were working here?

- [laughs] You already know.

- Oh shit. - [laughing]

- Do your boss know? - No, no, no.

No, we got a no fraternization policy around here.

- Oh yeah. - Yeah.

- That's right, that's right.

- Oh, you know what?

It's actually good that you don't work here, right?

- Why?

- Come on, man.

I know you hittin' Andi.

- What? - Oh yeah. [laughs]

Yeah, I know. - Why would you think that?

- The way y'all talking all the time.

Come on, man, you can tell me.

Come on.

- No, we're not.

- You not?

- No.

I'm gay.

- What? - Yeah.

You're actually more my speed.

- Yeah, I don't get down like that bro.

- I see.

We work together so that can never happen.

- Yeah, that ain't the only reason.

- It's okay. - Um, 'kay.

So, your practice is in London

so if you were actually hittin' Andi

you wouldn't have to worry about that I guess.

- Yeah, but I'm gay so it doesn't really matter.

I love her shoes.

- Okay.

- Yeah, well, I'm gonna get out of here.

- Cool.

- You have the best night.

- Thank you.

So, you sticking around?

- Yeah, I got the partners meeting.

- Right. Yeah, I got that email.

What's up with that?

- No idea.

- Okay. Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

- Mm, yes you will.

- But still sitting there.

- I guess I am.

- I'm not interested, bro. - That's okay, I got you.

- I don't... - I got you.

Something tells me you might be.

- You way off on that one, bro.

- Mmm.

- Yeah, you can, you can go.

- Alright. - Alright.

- Hey, you stay away from them crazy ass chicks.

- Okay.

- Cool.

- [phone ringing]

- Hello. - WOMAN: We have a collect call

from an inmate at the Fulton County Detention Center.

To accept press one.

- Hello. - Yo.

- Hey, babe. I'm so sorry.

- Andi, told you what happened?

- Yeah. - ZAC: You alright?

- I'm fine.

- I'm glad you out. - FATIMA: How did you know?

- I was gonna keep calling til you answered.

- Yeah, I'm out.

But Zac, I'm so sorry about all this.

- For what?

- I shouldn't have went after his ass.

- No, you should have.

- FATIMA: Zac.

- No, -- that.

You always ridin' for me. This time I rode for you.

- No Zac, this is bad.

- It's alright, man. Stop trippin'. It'll be good.

- Zac, you have a record.

- I know. I know that. Relax.

- What if the judge doesn't? - Yo, we not doing all that.

Alright? Don't even work through the negativity. Right?

You've been my rock all this time so just be happy.

- I know, you're right.

- So, just go get one of them self help books

and tell me something good.

- I don't need a self help book to tell you that I love you.

- I love you too, baby.

- I just, I feel bad about all this.

- Hey, we're gonna get through this.

Stop, stop trippin'.

You doin' too much. - I just hate that asshole.

- Alright, okay, I hate that asshole too

but he ain't on the phone.

It's just me and you.

- You right, you right.

- And why aren't you down here?

- 'Cause Andi made me leave. - ZAC: [laughs] Just playin'.

Relax. - No she did.

--, I woulda stayed down there all night.

- With what, a picket sign that said hashtag free Zac.

- Zac, it's not funny.

Seriously.

I was gonna call every person I knew to get you out.

- You ain't gotta do that no more. I'm, I'm paid now.

I'ma make bail, relax. - I hope so.

- No don't, we not doing that. Don't, don't hope so.

We stayin' positive right?

- I just miss you.

- It's only been one day.

- Yeah, and that's a day too long.

- Alright, I'll be out soon.

- Hope so. - I will, and when I come out,

we moving in to our house, right?

- Your house.

- Our house.

- Zac, last time I checked, ain't no ring on this finger.

- There will be soon, trust me, I got you.

- I love you. - I love you too, baby.

So, stop with all the sad shit.

Alright, we gonna get through this.

- I know, I just I can't help but feel

like I got you into this.

- You didn't get me into shit.

Yo, he ain't gonna be walking around

disrespecting you, like, I ain't having that.

So, I made the choice to -- him up.

I gotta deal with it. Stop apologizing.

- Zac. - Shit, you did the same thing.

- Okay, yeah.

- I'm sorry, you ain't gonna out shine me, looking out for you.

- Okay.

- Listen, I'm tired of all this sad shit.

Alright, until they get me off this phone

I need you tell me something good.

Like, what you cookin'?

- Cookin'? I can't eat nothing right now.

- Shit, lie to me. I'm in jail, --.

Tell me something, come on. Make me feel like I'm there.

- Okay, um, I made some fried chicken.

- Yeah, sounds good.

- Yeah, and um, some mashed potatoes

and kale greens.

- Just keep talking.

- Apple pie and yeah, all your favorites.

- [beeping] - I gotta go, baby.

- [beeping]

- I love you. - [beep]

- [laughing]

Whoa.

Whoa.

[laughing]

Oh shit.

I'm, I'm sorry. Did I wake you?

- Nah, I was up.

- Oh, okay, good.

Good.

Woo. - You good?

- I'm spinning.

Spinning. - You okay?

- Yeah. - You sure?

- Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm good. - You're, you're stumblin'.

- I'm, -- cool.

-- cool. - Cool.

- [laughs] Woo.

Mouth kinda dry.

Could use some water though.

- I'll get you some.

- That's a plan.

You know where it is? - Yeah, I got you.

- It's right in the TV.

- [laughs] Nah, it's in the fridge.

- Ah, there too.

- Yeah, you drunk.

- I gotta stop this room from spinning.

Stop spinning.

Stop spinning.

- Here you go, my man. - Ah, thank you, my good man.

Mmm.

I was out.

- You went hard, huh? - Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yep, trying to get my mind off of this girl who ain't shit.

- Really?

- Nah, man, she's, she's wonderful, man.

But, she ain't tryin' to check for me.

She keeps thinkin' I'm some kind of asshole.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Yeah. Hmm, she thinks I'm gay. - Oh.

- And no matter how many times I try to tell her goofy ass

that I ain't gay, she still ain't tryin' to hear me.

- I'm sorry. - Mm, me too.

I ain't gay.

- I get it.

- How the hell do you get it?

Yo' ass is gay.

- Nah, I do what I need to for the money.

- Hmm, that's bullshit.

- Shit, there's a lot of people out there like me.

I don't want a man.

- Okay, see, yeah that's, then, then why do you do it?

Huh? - [sighs]

It's about survival.

I do this shit women too.

- Alright, well, maybe you bisexual.

- Nah, -- I'm cash sexual.

- Cash sexual.

[laughs]

I like that.

Cash sexual. I'ma use that.

Mm-hmm.

- Why does she think you're gay?

- [laughing]

Now this some funny shit.

- Mmm.

- We were intimate.

- Mm-hmm. - And I found her vibrator.

- And?

- And I told her to use it.

- Wait, why would you do that when you got your stuff ready?

- Mmm.

- What, you got a problem getting it up?

- -- no. Shit. What you think I am?

Hmm, I told her to use it on me.

- Oh.

Oh shit. - Mm-hmm.

Damn right, oh shit.

You ever try it?

- Nah, I don't let nothing get in my ass.

- You don't know what you missing bro. Woo, hoo, hoo.

- Nah, I'll pass. I got a do not enter sign back there.

- See, see that's the, that's the crazy thing

about your ass.

You can let or you can go, you can go up in the man.

- Mmm. - You can go up in a man.

- Nice catch. - But he can't go up in you?

- Look it, a hole's a hole.

If the cash is right. - Cash is right.

[laughing] If the cash is right.

- Is right, exactly.

- Woo, the cash is right.

I'm gonna take another sip of this.

You a good guy Que.

But I am taking my ass to bed.

- You want me to show you?

- Show me what?

- How it feels?

- [laughing] -- you need to go to bed.

Or better yet, take your ass to couch.

- Yeah, I am on the couch.

- Yeah, yeah and you gonna stay there.

You crazy.

- I'm serious.

Are you sure?

- ANDI: Next, on "Sistas".

- This --.

- Hey. - Oh shit, um.

- [screams]

- The majority of ownership has been sold to Mr. Parker.

- [applause]

- Congrats, again. - This is gonna be fun.

- We talked to his probation officer.

- I'm off probation.

- No, you were put back on because of your recent arrest.

So, you my friend, are not getting bail.

We're going for a minimum of 10 to 15 years.

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