Original subtitles

‐ I love this white. It's so pretty.

‐ Thank you.

You have something on your sleeve right there.

‐ FATIMA: Previously on "Sistas"...

‐ A friend of mine is in town,

and I think you guys would hit if off.

‐ Have him to come over to my home.

‐ Who is this? ‐ A friend of mine.

‐ What the hell is going on?

‐ How can I help you? ‐ Does Zachary Taylor

live with you? ‐ I'm sorry, what is this about?

‐ It's a legal matter. ‐ Is he in some kind of trouble?

‐ Can you tell me where he is?

‐ No, I can't. He don't live with me.

Did you do something illegal to get all this?

‐ No, I didn't. ‐ You're probably lying anyway.

‐ Whatever, Karen.

‐ Why don't you come to London with me?

‐ London? ‐ We can present the settlement

to the client. ‐ Next time.

‐ Okay, as long there'll be a next time.

‐ There will be a next time.

‐ Somebody is finally calling you out on your shit,

and you can't handle it. ‐ Don't call me again.

‐ What's going on? ‐ ANDI: What's going on?

‐ Hayden. He's been found dead in the parking lot.

‐ What?

‐ Yeah, he's dead. ‐ ANDI: What the hell?

Okay, thank you.

Are you okay?

‐ Yeah, yeah.

‐ Are you sure? ‐ No, I'm‐‐ I'm good.

‐ Fatima, if there's anything I can do, I know‐‐

‐ No, I'll‐‐ I'll call you.

‐ Where are you going? ‐ I'll call you later.

‐ Fatima, I don't think you should leave right now.

‐ Andi, I will call you later. ‐ Come here!

Sit down, now. ‐ What?

‐ Sit down.

‐ What's going on? What?

‐ Tell me what happened.

‐ Andi, I don't know what you're talking about.

‐ If you don't tell me, I can't help you.

‐ Andi.

‐ Did you have anything to do with this, Fatima?

‐ With Hayden? No!

‐ Are you sure? ‐ No, I didn't!

‐ Then why, when she said that man was dead,

you didn't look shocked, hmm?

‐ Yeah?

Well, I guess I need to work on my shocked face.

[Fatima chuckling] ‐ What? Fatima!

‐ I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

But you know, I couldn't stand that mother‐‐.

‐ Fatima, I'm gonna ask you one more time.

Did you have anything to do with this?

‐ I didn't do anything.

‐ Are you sure?

‐ Andi, why don't you believe me?

‐ Because I know he was messing with you, that's why.

‐ Yeah, well,

apparently he was messing with someone else, too,

so I guess they got even with his ass.

‐ I don't like this. ‐ It's fine.

‐ Wait, did Zac have something to do with this?

‐ Come on! ‐ No, you said that

Zac is pissed at him. You told me that.

‐ Yeah, but he wouldn't do that.

‐ And Zac has a temper. Yes, he would.

Yes, he would!

‐ Well, no, but he would not do that.

‐ Fatima, you just met that man. You don't know what he would do.

‐ I know Zac, okay?

‐ Fine.

So Hayden's just dead?

‐ I know, right?

‐ This isn't making any sense.

‐ What?

‐ Is there some way that you may have been involved?

‐ Andi, I don't know.

I don't.

But if somebody paid his ass a visit,

what that gotta do with me, hmm? Tell me.

‐ I will tell you what that got to do with you.

If you hired that someone that paid him a visit

and beat him to death, you could be charged.

‐ It's all good, all right? I gotta go.

‐ Fatima, I don't think you should leave right now.

‐ Look, Andi, it's all good.

Can I please go?

Thank you.

‐ [phone ringing]

‐ ZAC: Yo, this is Zac. Leave a message.

‐ Zac, I need to talk to you right away.

Call me back.

‐ FEMALE SINGER: ♪ My girls hold me down ♪

♪ When them boys mess around ♪

♪ And my love life is a headache ♪

♪ We going out tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm looking for love ♪

‐ ♪

‐ [phone ringing]

‐ Yo. ‐ It's Andi.

‐ ZAC: What's up? ‐ I need to talk to you.

‐ I don't feel like talking about Karen.

‐ This has nothing to do with Karen, okay?

‐ Well, is Fatima all right?

‐ No, I don't think she is.

‐ Did that mother‐‐ do something to her?

‐ Who are you talking about, Zac?

‐ Hayden's bitch ass.

‐ No, he didn't do anything to her.

‐ He better not, 'cause I'll kill that mother‐‐.

‐ Wait, I would not say that right now.

‐ What you mean?

‐ Hayden's dead.

‐ What?

‐ Someone killed him in the parking lot.

‐ You serious?

You‐‐ You're ‐‐.

‐ No.

And that's all I can say over the phone, okay?

‐ Aight.

Damn!

‐ Where are you?

‐ I'm at my house.

‐ Okay, send me the address. ‐ Okay, I got it.

I got you. ‐ And check on Fatima.

‐ All right, I'ma call her right now.

‐ You should. Just do what I tell you to do.

‐ I will. I got you.

‐ Tell her to come home now.

Don't say anything over the phone, okay?

‐ Wait, you think that I had‐‐

‐ Don't say too much over the phone, okay?

I'm on my way. ‐ Aight.

What the ‐‐?

‐ ♪

‐ KAREN: Okay, you are almost done.

‐ All right.

‐ Just gotta sit under the dryer for a few minutes, okay?

I'll be with y'all ladies in just a minute, all right?

‐ Okay, you are busy in here!

‐ Oh, yeah, I know.

‐ Thank you for squeezing me in. ‐ Oh, of course.

I'm just, you know, glad y'all came back.

‐ I'm sorry, girl. ‐ No, it's fine.

‐ How are you doing?

‐ I'm good, yeah.

‐ Oh, good, I'm glad to hear that.

‐ Why you even here on a Wednesday, though?

‐ I met this guy and he asked me out.

‐ Oh, okay, then!

‐ Yeah, but I'm not sure.

‐ Why you say that? ‐ He's a white boy.

‐ Don't knock it 'til you try it.

‐ He is cute as shit, though. ‐ See, well, you have it.

‐ And country as hell.

‐ Country? ‐ Yeah,

I met him at a gas station. I like him.

‐ Okay.

‐ Yeah, I told him to pick me up from here,

so how long you think it's gonna be until we're done?

‐ 30 minutes, tops.

‐ Okay, well, I'm gonna text him and have him come by.

‐ Oh, okay.

‐ I don't want him to know where I live. I just met him.

‐ That's very smart. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ So, um, what's his name?

‐ Girl, I can't even remember. ‐ Oh no?

‐ He told me and I'm just scared to ask him again.

‐ Oh, no!

‐ So when he comes, can you ask him for me?

That way I can remember.

‐ Oh, yeah, I could definitely do that. Absolutely.

Come on now, let's get you up. ‐ Okay, all right, thank you.

‐ Come on. Jay will take care of you.

‐ Okay. ‐ Put her under the dryer.

‐ Now that's what I like to see. ‐ What?

‐ How busy it is in here, 'cause my check will clear.

‐ Your check always clears, Pam.

‐ Now that you got Zac's money.

‐ Okay, can you tend to the phones?

‐ Oh, I will, but you can thank me.

‐ What are you talking about?

‐ For all that I did.

‐ All you do is be a mess, Pam, okay?

‐ Somebody dropped a dime on your boy

at the Board of Health, so he had to shut down.

‐ What?

‐ That's why all your clients are back.

‐ You did that? ‐ Girl, I would never.

He was way too cheap. ‐ [phone ringing]

‐ Okay, I'm done with you now. ‐ I'm just saying.

‐ Just say it on the phone, okay?

You know, speaking of that, I need to call somebody.

‐ Karen's Hair Mastery. How can I help you?

‐ ♪

‐ FEMALE RAPPER: ♪ I'm a big bad bona fide boss ♪

♪ Paid all the dues, I don't care what it cost ♪

♪ Diamonds in my grill, oh yeah, I'ma floss it ♪

♪ Face in the frosty ♪

‐ You got any plans tonight?

‐ You ain't Slick Rick.

‐ What do you mean?

‐ I know Calvin is up to something.

‐ Is he?

‐ Who is this man he tryin' to hook me up with?

‐ You'll just have to wait and see.

‐ Mmm, so you know about him.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Who is he?

‐ Just an old friend. ‐ Hmm, I see.

‐ What? ‐ This shit is shady as hell.

‐ No, it's not. You're gonna have fun.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

We'll see. ‐ Yes, we will.

‐ [phone chiming]

‐ Who's that?

‐ There's a customer waiting.

‐ Where? ‐ Right there, ho!

‐ Don't talk to me like that.

‐ Hello?

‐ MAN: Hey. ‐ Hey, who is this?

‐ It's Que. Thanks for answering.

‐ You just called me.

‐ Yeah, I know.

‐ And I have a job.

‐ One that I tried to rob. ‐ Yes, you did.

What do you want?

‐ I signed a plea deal.

‐ Okay, good for you.

‐ They're letting me out. ‐ What?

‐ Yeah, all I gotta do is show up in court.

‐ Well, that was fast. You didn't spend any time in there.

‐ I turned on them.

‐ Well, whatever is best.

‐ No, man, you don't understand.

They're gonna kill me.

‐ Why did you do that?

‐ They offered it to me, so I flipped.

‐ Oh, well, I'm sorry.

‐ What do you mean? You're sorry I'm getting out?

‐ No, I'm sorry that you got yourself into this situation.

‐ Yes, I did, but ain't you glad I'm coming out?

‐ No! You committed a crime.

‐ Then I'm sorry.

‐ Okay, well, oh, good for you.

‐ I got one problem, though.

‐ You got more than one problem, Que.

‐ They told me I had to have a place to stay.

‐ Oh, well, that is a problem.

‐ I will be monitored, so I gave them your address.

‐ You did what? Nuh‐uh. Get get my address.

Tell them you have the wrong street, avenue, whatever.

Just take my shit off of there!

‐ Come on, you're gonna do this to me?

‐ After all that you've done to me?

‐ Come on, please.

‐ Que, you making me sweat.

Bitch, get off my phone. ‐ Come on, I‐‐ Look.

I promise I'll make it up to you every single night.

‐ You are not staying with me!

‐ Think about it. ‐ Yes, I will.

‐ Please? ‐ I thought about it,

and the answer is ‐‐ no! ‐ Maurice‐‐

‐ Good night, good bye, I have to go, I'm at work, bye.

‐ Hello?

‐ ♪

‐ [phone chiming]

‐ Hey. ‐ KAREN: Hey.

I've been calling you.

‐ Oh, I haven't seen any missed calls.

‐ Okay, well, I've been calling.

‐ Well, I got my eye on somebody here at work.

‐ Is he cute?

‐ Girl, I'm about to bust a crime.

‐ Wait, what?

‐ Don't worry about it.

‐ Okay, but are you okay?

‐ Yeah, Karen, what's up?

‐ Oh, okay, well, how are you?

‐ Splendid. Karen.

‐ What you doing? ‐ I just told you, I'm at work.

‐ Oh, that's right. What time you get off?

‐ In a little while. ‐ Can you come to my salon?

‐ Why? ‐ Danni.

‐ Karen, I can't pay you back this week.

‐ Look, I have a client who is, um, going on a date.

‐ Okay?

‐ She said it's with this country boy.

‐ Why would you think I want to see that, Karen?

‐ I think you'd want to know.

‐ No, I think yo' ass is being messy.

‐ No, I'm not. ‐ Don't do that, Karen.

Don't, don't. ‐ What am I doing?

‐ Well, yo' ass is mad at Zac,

so you want the whole world miserable with you.

‐ [scoffing] I don't know what you mean.

‐ Well, Karen, thanks, but I'm not like you.

I don't tell a man to leave when I really mean stay, so.

‐ Okay, Danni, I thought I was helping you.

‐ Call me with this bullshit.

‐ Okay, I gotta go.

‐ Yeah, okay.

‐ Bye. ‐ All right, bye.

‐ Damn.

‐ [phone ringing]

‐ Hi. ‐ Hey, where are you?

‐ I am leaving work.

‐ Where you going? ‐ Home.

‐ Okay, well, I need to talk to you.

‐ Um, okay.

‐ Can you stop by the salon?

‐ Yeah, I have to drop something off really quick,

and then I'll be on my way.

‐ Okay.

‐ Okay. Is everything okay?

‐ Nothing, I just need to talk to my friend.

‐ Okay.

‐ Danni just pissed me off.

‐ Oh, what she do? ‐ I told her that

her country boy was going out with one of my clients,

and she just bugged out on me. ‐ What?

‐ Yeah, it was crazy. ‐ Okay.

‐ Why you say it like that?

‐ I don't think you should've done that.

‐ We do that for each other. ‐ Yeah, but, Karen,

you know their situation is a bit complicated.

‐ Yeah, I know.

‐ Well, I wouldn't have done that.

‐ Okay, well, I will call her and apologize for doing

what she does to me all the time.

‐ Karen!

‐ Okay, just stop by, okay?

‐ Okay. ‐ Better yet,

I'll come to your place. ‐ That's even better.

‐ Okay, bye.

‐ ♪

‐ Thank you.

Welcome.

Thank you. Oh, hey, hey.

‐ LOGAN: Nice meeting you. ‐ No, no, sir, no.

‐ LOGAN: What? ‐ No.

‐ What the hell you talking about?

‐ You are not taking her out of here.

‐ Sorry, what the hell are you talking about? Is it‐‐

‐ The police are on their way. Hey, listen, it's okay.

‐ What's your name?

‐ Don't worry about all that.

It's okay, baby, come here. It's okay. No, no, no.

‐ You got‐‐ You got this all wrong.

‐ No, no, I don't have nothing wrong.

You mother‐‐ have this wrong. You out here trafficking people?

‐ Whoa, whoa, what the hell you talking about?

‐ Uh‐uh, come here, please, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

‐ Danni, you need to let her go.

‐ Oh, I don't need to do shit. ‐ Danni, listen‐‐

‐ There he is! ‐ What's goin' on?

‐ He been sitting here all day.

This girl come crying off the plane, and he come and grab her.

No. ‐ Officer, she got it all wrong.

‐ MAN: Sir. ‐ I don't have shit wrong.

‐ Stop! ‐ Do something! How are‐‐

‐ Hey!

‐ [Logan groaning]

Danni! ‐ What?

‐ You all right?

‐ Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.

‐ I was talking about him. ‐ Why you worried about his ass?

‐ Come on. ‐ Why you worried about him?

Yeah, take his ass away.

‐ This girl.

‐ Shit.

‐ ♪

‐ Hey. ‐ Hey.

‐ You want a drink?

‐ No, I need to take my hair down.

‐ What? ‐ Yes, you said you were

bringing someone here to meet me, right?

‐ Yes, I did.

‐ Okay, well, who is this man?

‐ Just a friend of mine.

‐ Well, let me take off these flats, then.

‐ Trust me, Maurice, he's not gonna care anything about that.

‐ Well, I care.

‐ All right, fine.

‐ Who is this man?

‐ Just somebody that I know, all right?

‐ Why you doing this?

‐ Doing what? ‐ Trying to hook a bitch up.

‐ Look, I know you were depressed

about losing your robber Bae. ‐ Ugh, no, I was not.

‐ Yes, you were. I know you.

‐ Who do you think you are, my mother?

‐ No, I'm your friend, and so is Sabrina.

We're worried about you. ‐ I'm good.

‐ All right, if you say so.

Now go on back there and get yourself together.

‐ I don't look good enough?

‐ Hey, you the one talking about your hair

and your shoes and whatever.

‐ Well, to think about it, if he's any friend of yours,

he probably ain't shit.

‐ Yeah, all right.

Now I'll ask you again.

You want the drink?

‐ Do I need one?

‐ Probably need about two or three.

‐ Calvin, who is this man? Give me his social media.

‐ Look, just relax, all right?

‐ Whatever. I know you doing some shady shit.

‐ No, I'm not. Just drink up.

‐ How my hair look?

‐ ♪

‐ Zac?

Zac?

‐ ZAC: Yo.

‐ Hey.

‐ I gotta talk to you. ‐ Oh, I need to talk to you too.

‐ How was your day?

‐ Not good.

‐ Mm‐hmm.

You wanna tell me?

‐ No, it's okay.

‐ Fatima.

‐ What?

‐ Andi called me.

‐ Really?

They've made a lot of progress on this place, damn.

‐ Fatima.

What did you do?

‐ [Fatima sighing]

Look, let me tell you what I know about the law.

‐ Oh, all right. ‐ Yeah.

The less you know, the better.

‐ You killed him? ‐ What? No!

‐ So then what the hell happened?

‐ Zac, I don't know.

‐ What you mean, you don't know?

Andi said he dead.

‐ Really?

‐ Fatima!

‐ You hungry? Let's go get some takeout. I'm hungry.

Come on. ‐ Ain't nobody hungry!

Don't, don't touch my hand right now.

‐ Can you just calm down? ‐ I'm calm!

‐ This is calm? Didn't you do a bid?

‐ I‐‐ I can't believe this.

‐ Me as well. ‐ I can't believe this.

‐ Believe it.

‐ Don't you knock? ‐ A man is dead

and I'm trying to figure out what you did.

‐ Me? I didn't do nothing. ‐ I told her that.

‐ Then how did he die? ‐ I don't know!

Why you asking me questions for? ‐ Don't look at me.

‐ Both of y'all going to jail. That's what's gonna happen.

‐ No face, no case.

‐ Do you think this shit is funny, Fatima?

‐ Look, it's okay. ‐ No, it's not okay!

A man is dead, you both were pissed at him.

That means you are, what? Suspects!

‐ Woo! ‐ I liked Hayden.

‐ God is good! ‐ I liked him.

‐ Are you both saying this to me right now?

‐ Yep. And I ain't got nothing else to say.

‐ Thank God. ‐ Okay, I can fix this.

Okay, I know a criminal attorney.

We can meet with her. Just tell me what happened,

and I can fix this. I can do this.

‐ Andi, we don't need it.

‐ Yes, you do.

‐ We didn't do anything.

‐ There you go.

‐ Yes, you did. You look guilty as hell.

‐ Okay. ‐ How I'ma look guilty?

I'm happy!

‐ Fatima, when they find the camera footage from the garage‐‐

‐ Andi. ‐ Your ass is grass.

‐ There's no cameras by his car,

and how many times we done been over this?

All right, as I said, no face, no case, we good!

‐ And, yeah, yeah, you know... ‐ We good.

‐ Are we good, though? Do we know that

there's no cameras? ‐ She doesn't know that.

You wanna know why?

Because after all the stuff we went through in the garage,

I put in a request to have cameras installed.

‐ And you didn't think to tell me that?

‐ I'm sorry. ‐ Damn.

‐ All right, fine, fine. ‐ Now you are a criminal.

‐ Look, no, this is, this is what happened.

She aint have nothing to do with it.

I just went up there to talk to him, right?

He started with me first. He swung, I dipped, bop, bop.

It was self‐defense, though. I can't help that he can't fight.

‐ Zac. ‐ He's a terrible liar.

‐ What? That's what happened!

‐ Zac, stop. ‐ What you mean, stop?

I'm telling her what happened. Remember?

‐ No, he's not dead!

‐ What? ‐ What?

‐ Yes, I called the hospital earlier, and he's still alive.

‐‐ like a damn cockroach. Can't never get his ass.

‐ What?

‐ Yes, look, he wouldn't leave me alone, okay?

‐ Now that's true.

‐ Yeah, so, I got in his car, I put my brass knuckles on,

and I popped his ass in the mouth,

and then I was like, a little quick two‐piece.

Mm‐hmm. ‐ No, don't play like that! No.

‐ No, look, for real, but then he hit me.

‐ What? ‐ What?

‐ Yeah.

Look.

‐ Oh. ‐ It is a little swollen.

‐ Yeah, you can't really see it because I put makeup over it.

‐ So, wait, so... This ‐‐ hit you in the face?

‐ Yes, but‐‐ ‐ Ain't no buts.

If he not dead, he gonna be dead when I get to the hospital.

‐ No, you can't say that. ‐ Zac.

‐ Don't.

‐ I wanted him to. ‐ Fine.

‐ What? ‐ What?

‐ Yeah.

'Cause by tomorrow,

I knew this bruise would be really bad.

Yep. ‐ Who are you, my god?

‐ So‐‐ oh, it gets better.

I had my boys park in a van next to his car,

and they beat his ass just enough to put him to sleep.

‐ I love you! I knew I loved you!

‐ Oh, baby, it gets better!

‐ ZAC: There's more to that? ‐ Yes!

Then they put him on the hood of his car naked!

I can't make this shit up! ‐ But he ain't dead,

though, right? ‐ No.

‐ ZAC: So he not, oh, so we good then?

‐ We're good, yeah! ‐‐ none of this.

‐ [Fatima laughing] ‐ Why you tripping?

You here tripping. You got the shoulder pads on high.

Coming in here with the lawyer talk. He's alive! Who cares?

‐ He's good. ‐ Um...

‐ We good. ‐ That's still illegal.

Everything you just said is very much against the law!

‐ Girl, come on, come on.

Let me show you the house, let me show you the upstairs.

Yes, it's nice, look! It's nice. I know he did great.

Mm‐hmm. ‐ Um...

‐ Come on, baby, she playing herself.

‐ No, um, no, thank you. ‐ Girl, it's like 99% done.

I just wanna go see it. Come on. ‐ Um, no, no, I'm good I'm good.

Um, I'm gonna go now. Are you safe? Do you‐‐

‐ I'm‐‐ I'm‐‐ I found the love of my life.

This woman right here? Yes, yes. She the one.

‐ Oh, right. ‐ She the one.

‐ The perfect match. ‐ Yeah, isn't it?

‐ He good, we good. ‐ She the one.

You ain't gotta worry about me no more.

‐ Um, you have your phone. ‐ Yeah, so?

‐ Call 911 if there's a‐‐ ‐ I would not be calling

the number. ‐ I am 911.

‐ She's 911. Why would I call 911?

I've been arrested 12 times, you know?

‐ Right. ‐ I ain't calling them.

The place I'm not calling is 911.

‐ You right.

‐ All right? ‐ Stay safe.

‐ Yes. ‐ I'm gonna go get safe.

‐ Go ahead, you all right? ‐ A safe place.

‐ You look nervous. Don't be nervous.

‐ I'm a little bit nervous. ‐ Don't be nervous!

If you need anything, call us! ‐ Thanks for telling me

what happened! ‐ We'll take care of it.

‐ Come over anytime, Andi. ‐ Um...

‐ Bye, girl. ‐ Bye.

‐ Gimme three, gimme three! Ugh, ugh, ugh!

That's what that ‐‐ get! ‐ Yes!

‐ Messin' wit you! ‐ Exactly!

‐ Listen to me! ‐ That's what you said.

‐ Come on!

‐ [Fatima giggling]

‐ ♪

♪ I'm too fly on love ♪

♪ And you ain't gotta show me no love ♪

♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ I'm too high on love ♪

♪ I'm too fly on love ♪

♪ And you ain't gotta show me no love ♪

♪ 'Cause I got me ♪

♪ I'm too high on love ♪

♪ I'm too fly on love ♪

♪ You ain't gotta show no love ♪

♪ 'Cause I got me, I got me ♪

♪ I'm too high on love ♪

♪ I'm too fly on love ♪

♪ You ain't gotta show no love ♪

♪ 'Cause I got me, I got me ♪

♪ I'm too high on love ♪

‐ What the hell?

Who the hell is in my parking spot?

What the‐‐

I'll write a note.

Teach you to park in my spot.

Write you a note.

Where is‐‐ ‐ Please don't do that.

‐ What are you doing here?

‐ You won't talk to me.

‐ And I still won't.

‐ Okay, um...

‐ Is this your car? ‐ Andi.

‐ Move it out of my spot now.

‐ Oh, will you just hear me out?

‐ You have been so rude to me.

I don't want to hear shit you have to say.

‐ Okay, please. Andi, let me just‐‐

‐ No. I am tired.

I'm tired of you, I'm tired of your shit,

so move your car and whatever bags that you got

for whatever bitch and get it out of here.

‐ Andi, look, you think I would come here

with a bunch of bags and park in your spot

for another girl?

‐ Gary, I don't know what you would do.

The last time you came with some crazy therapist.

‐ I know, I know. That was, that was‐‐

‐ In my house! ‐ I know, it was stupid.

‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay, and I am sorry.

I am sorry for that. I really am.

‐ Gary?

Move your car before I ram my car into it, now.

‐ Well, that'd be a problem for you?

‐ Are you threatening me? ‐ I'm not threatening you.

It's yours.

‐ What?

‐ I bought it for you, and all those bags inside.

‐ ♪

‐ Gary... ‐ Look, I, I‐‐

I am trying everything I can to say that I'm sorry.

‐ You can say it a thousand times. It's not gonna work.

‐ But don't you wanna, you know, hop in the car?

Take it for a drive, at least? ‐ Move it.

‐ You move it.

‐ Gary. ‐ Oh, the keys are inside.

Actually, no, I, I have the keys.

‐ [Andi gasping]

I am not getting into that car.

‐ I mean, well, you can't tow it,

'cause that's gonna be expensive, so.

‐ Yeah, I am, I'm gonna tow it.

‐ No, you're not, look, don't do that, okay?

Listen, it's a $500,000 car in your name,

and all of those bags inside, in the back,

they're all from your favorite designers.

‐ ♪

‐ What are you trying to do?

‐ Look, I'm trying to get another chance.

‐ No, you're trying to buy me.

‐ Look, I'm not trying to buy you.

‐ Good.

'Cause if you think a $500,000 car

and $10,000 worth of clothes is gonna do it, it's not.

‐ Oh, there's also a million dollars'

worth of jewelry, bags, and clothes in the back as well.

Birkins, plus Louboutins.

‐ Um, is that supposed to excite me?

‐ I mean, it's the designers you like, right?

‐ I also like Black designers.

‐ They're all there too.

‐ It's not gonna work.

It's not enough to take you back.

‐ Okay, well, then I'll earn you back.

‐ You can't do that. It's too late.

‐ So, what? The two of you will‐‐

‐ You don't get to ask me questions.

‐ Okay. ‐ So...

Please move your car.

‐ I can't do that.

I'll leave.

You keep the car. ‐ Gary.

‐ I'm gonna earn you back. ‐ No, you won't! Take this!

‐ I don't care what it takes, and this ain't all I've got.

All right, I've got a lot more.

‐ Do you think that I care about designers?

I don't care about that!

‐ I'm gonna earn you back. ‐ No, you won't!

What the ‐‐? This is crazy.

‐ [phone chiming]

‐ [phone chiming]

‐ What the hell?

‐ [phone ringing] ‐ Hey.

‐ What is this?

‐ It's a Rolls Royce.

‐ I see that.

‐ Gary bought it for me.

‐ What? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Are you kidding me?

‐ I told him to take it. He won't.

‐ Are you kidding me? ‐ No, I'm not.

He bought me a car, and‐‐

‐ Andi.

‐ I told him to take it.

‐ What's that in the back, though?

‐ A million dollars' worth of jewelry and designer clothes.

‐ And he thinks you gonna fall for this shit?

‐ Yeah, he does.

‐ Are you gonna fall for this shit?

‐ No. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ I'm not gonna take him back.

‐ Okay, is the car in your name? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Okay. It's just a car, okay?

‐ I don't care! ‐ Keep it, sell it.

Keep the money for all the shit he put you through.

‐ I don't want any of this.

‐ Okay, well, look, Andi, I'm heading over to you

as soon as I'm done here, okay?

‐ Hurry up.

‐ All right, bye.

‐ ♪

‐ FEMALE SINGER: ♪ I don't need the world ♪

♪ I just want to get mine tonight ♪

‐ I'm so glad I kept my clothes on.

‐ Trust me, you are gonna love him. I promise.

‐ I wasn't gonna waste my good gown

for one of your bitches.

‐ Would you just relax? It's gonna be fine, all right?

‐ It's that lace.

‐ [knocking on door] ‐ There he is!

‐ This better not be no ‐‐.

‐ It's not! Just relax!

‐ LAZ: Hi! ‐ Hi!

‐ CALVIN: Oh my god, it's good to see you.

‐ Thank you so much for inviting me.

‐ CALVIN: Oh, sir. ‐ Ooh, take my coat?

‐ CALVIN: I got you, I got you. ‐ LAZ: Thank you, honey.

Here we go.

‐ CALVIN: Laz, this is my roommate

I was telling you about. Maurice, this is my friend Laz.

‐ He has told me so much about you.

‐ Has he? ‐ Yes.

‐ Leslie. ‐ It's Laz.

‐ Whatever, girl. Did he tell you that I liked ‐‐?

‐ Maurice! ‐ What, girl?

‐ [Calvin chuckling] Maurice, he loves to clown.

‐ I do. Calvin. ‐ This is him.

‐ Sorry, miss ma'am. What pronoun do you prefer?

‐ I prefer whatever, whenever.

Listen, um, what are we supposed to do?

‐ Um, I'm sorry? ‐ Hmm, Calvin?

‐ Mm‐hmm?

‐ How long have you been living with me?

‐ A couple weeks. ‐ Past weeks, yeah.

Um, have you not seen my Rolo‐‐?

‐ Yes. Yes, I have.

‐ And who does she look like in there?

‐ Maurice. ‐ What?

‐ You're always with those kinds of guys.

I figured that you should try a nice guy.

‐ Mm‐mm.

‐ Maurice, you need to stop being so down

on your own community. ‐ Dear,

I am not down on my community. I know what I like.

She knows what they like.

It's not each other.

What do you want us to do, bump cats?

‐ Maurice!

Stop it!

‐ No, I'm sorry, Linda. ‐ It's Laz.

‐ Sure, girl, listen, um...

Did Calvin tell you, you were coming here to meet me?

‐ He did.

‐ And why did he say you were coming here?

‐ Well, he wanted us to hang out.

‐ Hang out? ‐ Yeah.

‐ Wow, um, I'll tell you what he told me.

He said that I was going to meet someone new that I would love.

‐ Oh, honey, you gonna love me.

‐ Um, question, again.

‐ Sure. ‐ Sorry for so many.

‐ No, it's okay. ‐ Do you like to ‐‐?

‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah.

‐ LAZ: Oh, no. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Calvin, no.

‐ You would think that he didn't have two gay dads.

‐ LAZ: Uh‐huh. Look, we can be girlfriends.

‐ Thank you.

‐ Okay. What the ‐‐ is going on?

I am so confused right now. ‐ Don't be confused.

Just know that this would never work.

‐ I'm sorry. ‐ See, it's like two holes.

‐ It really is. ‐ Empty.

‐ ♪

‐ I'm sorry, I just thought you guys would hit it off.

‐ Hmm, mm‐mm.

Sit down so we can tell you how this goes, do‐do.

‐ No, no, no, I just remembered I gotta go pick up Sabrina for‐‐

‐ No, no, no, no, no! You're not going anywhere.

Guess we'll just sit here and do each other's weaves.

Come, sit down, Lucrecia.

‐ It's Laz.

‐ Oh, got it. ‐ Um...

‐ I like them boots, bitch. ‐ LAZ: Thanks, girl!

‐ Mmm. ‐ Look, I'm sorry, Laz.

‐ MAURICE: What a disappointment.

‐ For real, though. You gonna be here to teach him about me?

‐ Mmm, I'll leave it up to you. ‐ Mmm.

‐ Mm.

‐ ♪

‐ Okay, you are all set. How you like it?

‐ I think I owe you. ‐ Well, I take cash as thanks.

Come on, let's go now! ‐ TANYA: I got you!

‐ Pam will get you all paid out.

‐ TONYA: Okay. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

‐ Shit, there he is. ‐ Oh, that's him?

‐ TANYA: Yes, don't forget to ask his name.

‐ I sure won't. Hi, how are you?

‐ Hi. ‐ I'm Karen. And you are?

‐ Preston. ‐ Preston, nice to meet you.

‐ PRESTON: Likewise. ‐ Yeah.

Don't she look great? ‐ Oh, she looks amazing.

‐ Yeah, she do. ‐ So, you ready to go?

‐ Yeah. ‐ Oh, she gotta pay first.

‐ You got it? I can pay for it.

‐ You would do that? ‐ Oh, yeah, I don't mind.

‐ Are you rich or something?

‐ No, I'm not rich. ‐ TANYA: I got it, thank you.

‐ Right, she just met you. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Yeah, yeah, y'all just met, right?

‐ Yeah. ‐ Okay. How?

‐ Oh, at a gas station. ‐ Oh.

‐ I told her that. ‐ Oh, yeah, you did

tell me that. ‐ Yeah.

‐ When was this? ‐ Couple days ago.

‐ Oh, a couple days. ‐ Yeah.

‐ Couple days, couple days.

‐ ♪

‐ Danni. ‐ Hi.

‐ ♪

‐ Where you going? ‐ On a date.

‐ Where? ‐ Am I missing something?

‐ Don't forget your vibrator. He likes that.

‐ Can you please stop? ‐ Oh.

‐ What if I marry the man?

‐ I'm not gonna get back with him

just 'cause he bought me a damn car.

I'm gonna send it to his office tomorrow.

We can drive it at least once.

‐ License and registration, please.

‐ I wasn't speeding. ‐ Out of the car!

‐ We didn't do anything.

‐ Hi, Calvin. ‐ Are you responsible for this?

‐ SABRINA: Don't you wanna just stay here with your new friend?

‐ New friend‐‐

Brina, you know what kinda men I like.

‐ You should go let me whip his ass

for hitting you in the face. ‐ That was a part of the plan.

‐ I don't like that part of the plan, though.

‐ Cheers to normal. ‐ Sabrina, hi.

You don't remember me? ‐ SABRINA: Yes, how are you?

‐ All the better after seeing you.

‐ ♪

‐ ♪