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Gotta make sure the homie's good.

Told y'all I'm good. I don't look good?

-You look good. -You see this shit?

-Can you help me? -No, no, no!

-I'll help you. -[Deja] No! No!

Girl, you breaking my damn wine!

You just turned into this asshole.

It was just a kiss, man.

You're acting like I murdered your mother.

Say that shit again,

and I'll break your fucking face.

[Paul] You know, if I had a chance,

I would do all that I can to make you happy.

What the fuck?

"Hey? Hey, babe"?

-Zac, look, baby, no... -[Zac] Okay.

-Oh, wait. -[Fatima] No, no, no.

This one is full. It's full.

Social distance, social distance. Thank you.

-Thank you. -[Fatima] No, no, shit.

Sorry, sorry, bro.

[Paul] Oh, my God.

What the fuck is going on?

Babe, babe, babe, calm down, okay?

-I'm calm, I'm calm. -No, you're not.

No, you're not. Babe, we were stuck.

-We were stuck in the... -I seen you stuck. I seen you.

Why were you getting off your knees?

-Babe, babe, please, don't... -"Babe, babe, babe," what?

Yes, no, wait, look. Oh, my God.

-Uh-huh? -We were stuck as I said.

The elevator started moving and I started stumbling.

-What was stuck? -The elevator, babe.

The elevator was stuck. That's all that was stuck, babe.

Look at me, babe. Look at me.

-I'm looking at you. -No, you're not.

-I'm looking right at you. -Look at me.

I told you this little light-eyed motherfucker

-was up to something. -Oh, my God. Look, babe.

You know what, babe? Stop, let's go, babe. Come on, out.

-I'm not going anywhere. -Out.

-I'm not going anywhere. -Out. Let's go.

Come on.

Zac, let's go.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm not.

Babe, please don't do this here.

I don't give a fuck about here! I don't.

-Why? -I don't.

You don't fucking move.

-Don't you fucking move. -Zac, please stop.

You have one minute to explain to me what happened.

-Before what? -One, you have...

Before I fuck him up.

-Why, why, why... -What you mean why?

-Why? -Why? What do you mean?

Because I told you we weren't doing anything.

You in here, hugged up with Bob the fucking Builder?

And you asking me why?

-Are you kidding me? -You're not listening to me.

-I'm listening! -No, you're not.

-Why? Why? -You're not hearing me.

I'm here! I heard everything you said!

Okay, then what did I say? Tell me what I said. Yeah.

It don't even matter what you said.

-It don't. It don't. -Zac...

I said that we were stuck, okay? That's it.

-I heard you. I heard you, okay? -I stumbled...

But what did I see, Fatima? What did I see?

I don't care what you saw. What did I say?

-You don't care what I saw? -No!

So you want me to ignore what I saw

-because of what you said. -Yes. Yes.

-It doesn't work like that. -Yes, it does.

Look, Zac. Oh, my God.

Can we just, please, just go, please?

-I'm not going anywhere. -Yes...

I'm not.

We need to get off this elevator right now, okay?

-All right? -You know what? You know what?

No, you know what? You want that bullshit.

You can stay here with him.

You see? That's what I was trying to tell your ass.

[walkie-talkie beeps]

Fine.

-Yeah, Dan? -Fine?

[Dan] Yeah, it was open.

Yeah, I know.

It got closed.

[Dan] Well, we had to override it.

Okay, well, I need you to open it again.

[Dan] I'm working on it.

All right, well, do it with a little bit of urgency.

Please. I'd appreciate it.

[Dan] Yeah, sit tight.

No, Dan, take your time, Dan.

You need to calm down. You pissing me off.

-I'm pissing you off? -Yes.

-How? -[Fatima] "How"?

How can you get up off your knees with this guy?

One more time, okay?

Look, I took my shoes off

because we were on here for over an hour, okay?

The elevator started moving, it was shaking,

I stumbled and he caught me.

That was it.

And then you pop up out of nowhere.

Look at me.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. You on that bullshit.

-You know, I'm done. I'm done. -You done?

-Yes, I'm done. -You done? Okay. You done.

How long have you known her?

-Zac... -I-I-I...

You said you was done, right?

I heard you say it 'cause I was here when you said it.

We had nowhere to go.

How long have you known her?

-We just met. -Just met? Okay.

When?

I told you.

Done. Remember you said that?

-When? -Yesterday.

Yesterday, okay.

Is that when you put the nail in her tire?

Look, I didn't do that.

Nigga, I don't believe a shit you say.

It doesn't matter.

You got hazel eyes.

You are a liar, okay?

A fucking liar.

All right.

How did you know her tire was flat?

That was pretty easy. I saw her fixing it.

You saw her fixing it, huh?

Yeah, he saw you fixing it.

Isn't that convenient? Let me ask you a question.

-You a contractor, right? -Yeah.

I used to be a contractor. So you park where they park?

No, not exactly.

So?

I just happened to be going that way.

He just so happened to be going that way.

Isn't that a quinky dinky doo?

A quinky dinky doo.

This motherfucker probably stopped the elevator too.

-Oh, my goodness. Really? -[Zac] He did!

-He did. -Really?

-[Zac] Fucking liar. -Oh, I'm a liar?

-Yes. -I got no reason to lie.

You got no reason? I caught you both, red-handed.

"Caught," what?

Oh, my god. This guy.

This guy? This guy will fuck you up.

Zac, can you please calm down?

-Calm... I'm calm. -Yes.

-No, you not, baby. -I'm calm.

I'm very calm, trust me. Trust me, I'm calm.

I...

-Fatima... -Babe, I know. Just, please...

-Let him keep talking... -Look, all I'm trying to say...

I don't wanna hear shit you...

Oh, shit. Oh.

-Look, let it go. -[Fatima] Stop it! Stop!

-Stop it. -I'm gonna let him go.

Just hold on.

Now, I know you probably real good

at fighting in them streets,

but I'm trained in a whole lot of shit, okay.

So just don't. You gotta calm down, all right?

I'm gonna let him go as soon as he calms down.

-[Fatima] Zac, just... -[Paul] Listen.

[Paul] I didn't stick a nail in the tire, all right.

[Fatima] Oh, my God.

Every time I talk to her, she's talking about you.

And she's got nothing but good things to say.

-All right? -Mm-hm.

-[Fatima] Let him go. -I'ma let him go.

[Fatima] Now. You keep saying that,

-[Fatima] but you not doing it. -All right, look.

Calm, right. I...

-I'm calm. I'm calm. -All right.

-I'm gonna let you go. -I'm calm.

-Let you go. -Very calm guy.

-And look, man, I'm sorry. -Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry too.

All right, look, can we just start all over?

-All right? -Yes, we'll start over.

All right. My name's Paul.

Nice to meet you, Paul.

All right, it's good to meet you, brother.

I'm Zac.

[Fatima] Oh, God. Nigga. Zac.

Stupid motherfucker.

[Fatima] What are you...

[Paul] Damn it.

-[Zac] Bet you didn't see that coming, trained motherfucker.

[Fatima] Uh, oh, um...

Get off this elevator before I kill somebody.

Zac. [elevator dings]

[Fatima] Yo, Paul, I'm so sorry.

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♪ Love ain't perfect

♪ But we still work it

♪ Ain't gonna be what we see on TV ♪

♪ But it's damn sure worth it

♪ Uh-huh

♪ Love ain't perfect

♪ But we still work it

♪ Don't gotta be what we see on IG ♪

♪ 'Cause we still worth it

♪ Uh-huh

♪ Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Do-do-do-do do-do-do-do Still worth it ♪

All right, lovers, this your girl Belinda

signing off on this bullshit-ass men podcast.

You know I got y'all and I'm gonna be giving

some good reviews on my favorite BET Plus shows this week.

Just let me tell y'all something, that Ruthless,

Tyler Perry has lost his entire fucking mind, okay?

That shit is stupid good!

Anyway, see y'all next week.

Bye, lovers.

Are you done?

Yes, bitch, you know I gotta pay these bills.

Okay, good. I know.

[Belinda] Mm-hmm.

All right, now tell me everything.

Okay, I don't have to tell you 'cause I can show you.

-Oh, I saw that video. -[Angela] Oh.

-So you already know. -Yes.

[unintelligible]

-[Angela] Shit's crazy. -It's too good.

I should put that shit out. People love that.

B, don't do that.

-I'm not gonna do it. -[Angela] Okay.

-I'm not, I'm not. It's... -[Angela] For real.

Okay, shit.

But I'm telling you, that right there

will tell you that nigga ain't shit.

Girl, that's not even what this is about.

Then what is it about?

-Well... That fine-ass man... -Well, what?

-That hemmed up Zac? Yeah. -Yeah.

He changed Fatima's tire, really.

That's what this about.

-And he got mad about that? -[Angela] Yeah.

That nigga is extra stupid.

See, B, this is what I'm talking about. Don't do that.

Well, he is.

I'm not about to sit here

and act like this shit gonna work out.

Well, Fatima seems to think that it will, so...

I think we should bet on it.

I'm not about to bet you.

I'm putting my bet in. I give it three months.

I'm not about to bet on our friends' love, so, no.

Uh-huh 'cause you know I'm gonna win that shit.

-Cashing out. -[Angela] No. No.

Because it's wrong.

We shouldn't do that. That's our friend.

Whatever, that's your friend. Shit, she ain't my friend

after the way she treated me.

Oh, you mean after you went after Zac?

I told you I was trying to help her out.

Don't nobody believe that shit. Nobody.

So you think I'm lying?

[Angela] If the shoe fits, yeah.

Bitch, I don't have time.

Look, whatever, girl. I gotta go anyway.

Where you going? You just got here.

Look, me and Fatima have dinner.

We gonna have a lunch.

What are all these sit-downs, all these dinners?

Don't do that. You should really be with us,

but you already know.

Yeah, 'cause she made her choice.

And you made it easy.

I told you I was trying to help her.

Girl, I'm gonna go.

Mm-hmm. Well, look, look, look.

-Tell Fatima that I just... -Ah, no.

No. I'm not fitting to tell Fatima.

You said nothing.

[Angela] At all, girl, bye. You trippin.

-You look cute. -[Angela] I know.

Green's your color, bitch.

I'm definitely bringing that shit out.

[Angela] Toodles.

He is on.

What the hell is wrong with this man, bruh?

I don't know, man.

He on that bitch like that?

All right, bruh, stop disrespecting his girl, bruh.

-Let's just play, man. -Hey.

You know Connie said she saw him.

Hold up. What?

Yes, and you know him.

Yeah, he cannot resist Connie, bro.

At all.

Well, what did he do, man?

Oh, no, he ain't do nothing, but when he does,

oh, boy, he gonna unload on her.

Bro, you think so?

Absolutely, you know Zac.

-Oh, shit. -Can't resist Connie.

Yeah, he damn sure couldn't. Oh, shit, there he is.

[Tony] Yo, he... Why's he... Is he all right?

-[Tony] He is real... -[Nathan] Damn.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.

-No, nigga, no. -What?

-Nigga... -Are we good?

What y'all talking about, nigga?

Oh, hey, you all right?

Come on, man, you got your hoochie daddy shorts on.

And you got nigga aggression all on your face.

Yeah, the kind that gets niggas in slings and shit.

-All fucked up. Yeah. -Uh-huh. Nah.

Y'all on one tonight. Stop playing. Give me the ball.

Whoa, what the hell is wrong with you, man?

All right? Talk to me.

Nate, I'm not in the mood, bro. I'm seriously not in the mood...

[Nathan] I can tell.

All right, so what's going on, bruh?

-Nothing... -Oh, no, no...

Oh, shit. Oh, shit, I know what it is.

-What's that? -The man's got blue balls.

-What? -He's backed up.

-She stopped giving it to him. -[Tony] Oh, damn, bro.

Zac. Zac, look at me.

Do you know how fast testosterone builds up

in niggas like us?

-[Nathan] Huh? -[Tony] Bruh,

it's like elephants in heat, bruh.

They go wild. You gonna be doing the Zac attack, like...

For no reason, bruh.

-What are you watching? -Oh, Animal Channel, bruh.

It's dope. You should watch sometime, man.

-It's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -I'm going to check it out.

The point is I ain't playing with his ass.

Hell, no, you'll be elbowing me and him all around.

Uh-huh, we'll be all bruised up before you know it, bruh.

In slings and shit? No, I'm good.

You two niggas are stupid.

I'll play by myself.

-All right. -[Tony] Play.

[Zac] Man, this ball terrible.

You sure he ain't on that shit?

No, but let him get all that aggression out, bruh.

-Look at him. -[Nathan] Look how he drilling.

-[Nathan] The man is backed up. -Looking like Mr...

[Zac] Ain't nobody backed up. Shut up.

Yo, relax, bro. You gonna bust your ass.

Yo, don't dribble it so hard. Soft dribble.

It's not my dribble. It's the ball.

Okay, you know what? I'm out of here, bruh.

[Nathan] This man is trippin', bruh. Come on, man.

What the hell?

I know, girl, it's...

Wait, so you was trapped in there with him?

Yes.

And Zac.

-So he saw you? -[Fatima] Girl, yes.

What'd he say?

Oh, Zac was mad as hell.

And then he tried to hit him.

Did he?

Oh.

Mm.

"Tried"?

What was that?

-What? -What?

-What? -What?

Angela, stop playin'... What was it?

Like you know something.

Fatima, I...

Spill it.

Okay, um, there's a video.

-[Angela] Yeah. -Wait a minute. This is online?

Mm-hm.

Angela, who would do something like that?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Wait. Please... Please tell me you didn't do this.

No. No, I would never do somethin like that.

-Still. -Um, but she was

asking to see it, and it was going around the office,

so I may have sent it to her.

Sent it to who?

-Belinda. -Yeah.

So she did this shit?

Yeah.

You know she got that podcast and everything.

Anything to go viral, so...

This bitch. I'm so sick of her shit.

Yeah, she had it on the screen

and she was talking about it.

I'm sorry, girl.

You know what?

I need to pay her ass a visit.

No, Fatima, you do not need to do that.

Yes, I do.

First, she went after Zac, now this shit?

This is exactly why I didn't wanna tell you.

Then why did you send it to her?

I didn't know she was gonna do this.

Angela, sweetheart,

I told you a million times, you too damn nice.

[Fatima] When are you gonna realize she's no good?

Fatima, we've all been friends for a long time.

Yeah, I hear you, but I'm done with her, done.

[Angela] No, you don't mean that.

Yeah, all right.

Okay, you're right, you're right.

You know what makes it worse?

She did this shit just to try to embarrass me.

That's all it is.

Fatima, I'm sorry. Really, it's my fault.

I shouldn't have sent it to her, girl, I'm sorry.

Angela, I don't... I can't do this.

-Fatima. Wait, wait, wait. -I gotta go.

We just got here. Let's just...

I'm not even in the mood to eat anymore.

Excuse me.

Um, sir, can I get four more of these, please?

Oh. No. No. No, but you can leave this.

Go.

Ah, no, you can have this. You might have herpes.

Monkey pox, we don't know.

[Tony] Oh man, this is phat. Oh my god.

Okay.

My God, do you see this nigga?

-[Tony] Yeah. -[Nathan] Yo.

Damn, he about to...He about to have a stroke out there.

-That's for damn sure, bruh. -Damn.

[Nathan] You know what? You should go stop him.

Uh, I know who can stop him.

Who?

Look who it is. It's Connie.

[Tony] You called her?

-I didn't call her. -God.

I may have text her

and told her where we might be at, you know?

Then why the hell would you do that, bruh?

Look, this girl is giving him all this grief.

We gotta help our man out, all right?

-You just mad she told... -[Connie] What's up, ya'll?

-Hey, Connie. -Hey.

-[Tony] How you doing? -I'm good.

[Tony] Good to see you. Always a pleasure.

-Nice to see you too. -Pleasure's all mine.

So what's up with Zac?

You know, he just need a little one-on-one attention,

you know?

Yeah.

You should go get him, Tiger.

-I am gonna go get him. -That's right. Yes, you are.

And he acting like he trying to get out the D league.

Go. Go get him.

[Connie] Okay. You trying real hard.

Fuck, Connie.

Hi, Zac.

-[Zac] Hi, Connie. -How are you?

I'm good.

Bro, you just threw her to the damn wolves.

And she may come back leading the pack.

What you think, this Sports Center?

What do you mean by that?

You sitting here, coaching chicks and shit,

trying to set up plays, man. What's wrong with you?

Man, go on somewhere. He need this.

You're not happy to see me?

You have no idea.

This is...

You out here playing all hard to get.

So what's up?

Nothing, Connie, I'm just trying to work out...

Know what I'm sayin? Just trying to get some shots up, that's it.

Okay. Well, I want to play too.

I know.

You look good too.

Oh, well, I can take my jacket off...

No, no, no, keep your jacket on, please.

Okay.

I'm not trying to play those type of games.

I am.

Yeah, I know. In the past, I would definitely...

Yeah.

You don't remember we both used to be mad sweaty on each other?

Yeah.

-I do. -So let's go back to that

-and do that. -I do, I do, I do.

Well, what you looking for?

Nobody.

All right, so why you acting so scary like we ain't...

This is what we do.

I know. But I can't.

I'm engaged.

Okay, so?

I've always been here.

No matter who you was with, you always call me.

So why is it different now?

'Cause I would know. Like, I can't do that.

I can't. Like, I just...

You always knew.

All the other girls, you always knew.

I know, Connie, and any other day,

in a different life,

I promise you I would definitely take advantage.

But I can't.

I think you can. Come on.

-[Connie] Let's just go. -No, no, no. No, no, no.

I gotta stay right here on the concrete.

I gotta stay right here.

Yo, you really gonna do this?

You know the vibes between us.

I do know the vibes.

I know other people know the vibes too.

[Connie] Nobody's over there, so stop looking.

This is what we do. Why you acting like it hurt?

'Cause I can make it hurt.

-No, it hurts. It hurts. -And you know I like it.

It hurts. Connie. I gotta go.

You gotta go where?

I gotta go home.

Me too. Let's go together.

[Zac] I can't. Nope.

Can you just move your hand up a little bit?

-[Connie] I can move it down. -No, no, no.

Please move your hands up.

Do you like my nails?

-Yeah... -'Cause they can be wrapped

all around you.

Connie, please? Connie, don't. Please, please?

Connie, I'ma go. That's my bag.

Do me a favor, stay right here.

Just keep your hands right here.

I'm gonna just slide out.

-No, 'cause I want... -No, no, no.

...to keep my hands right on your balls.

No, Connie.

Fuck you up.

-What? I'ma come over. -Connie...

-I'm coming over. -I'm gonna come back. All right?

[Connie] I'm gonna come over. -I'm gonna come back

I promise you, but I gotta go right now. I gotta go.

I gotta go.

[Zac] You motherfucker. I know that was you.

-It's that bullshit. -What happened?

-I know that was you. -No, no, I...

-I know that was you. -I? What, me?

-Fuck you. -[Nathan] Yo, where you going?

-[Nathan] Bring that... -I'm gonna go home!

Give us the ball, bruh.

-Yeah, give us the ball back. -[Zac] Fuck you.

[Nathan] So you gonna take our ball and go home?

-Hell, yeah. -[Tony] Hey. Hey.

He got blue balls.

Hey. Relieve that, son.

[Zac] Play with each other's balls!

-Okay, that's uncalled for, Zac. -[Tony] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Nice seeing you, Connie.

[Connie] I'm gonna see you later, Zac.

[Nathan] I hope your boner hurts.

[Tony] Why did you do that, bruh?

Connie, they go together like this, man.

Him and Connie, they belong together.

-They work. They work. -[Nathan] I know.

He gonna drive home with an erection, man.

That's not even funny.

-Hello. Hey, Mama. -[Mona] Hi.

What's going on?

[Fatima] Um, nothing. What's up?

I haven't heard from you.

I'm fine.

[Mona] Is it Zac?

What?

Well, you said you were seeing someone new

and it was getting serious.

Yes, we are, Mom.

[Mona] So when am I gonna meet him?

Um, soon. Yeah.

I want you to invite him over for dinner.

[Fatima] Okay.

And I'm thinking this weekend.

Um, okay. Yeah.

[Mona] What's wrong?

Nothing, Momma, it's just been a long day.

I can hear it in your voice.

[Fatima] No, it's fine.

Tell me.

Mom, it's just been a long day.

[Mona] Okay. All right.

So you wanna tell me

why you haven't been home in three weeks?

[Fatima] I'm sorry, what?

I sent you a special care package

and it keeps coming back.

Really?

[Mona] Yeah, and I spoke to your landlord,

and he gave me a forwarding address.

[Mona] Are you living with him?

Momma, I, um... I'm gonna call you right back, okay?

I gotta go. This is my boss calling. Bye.

You better.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I will. Bye.

Shit.

Forwarding address. Why would he do that?

Help!

Help.

Look at this shit.

[Deja] Help me!

[Zac] Deja.

I've fallen and I can't get up.

[Zac] Deja, man.

I'm just trying to get out of my car.

You so full of shit, yo.

[Deja] No, man, I swear I'm not.

There's nothing wrong with you.

Yes, there is. I promise it is.

-[Zac] Really? -Yes, really.

Yo, what is wrong with you? What you up to?

I'm up to nothing. My back is killing me.

-No, you up to something. -[Deja] What?

-No, I'm not. -Deja, I'm a hustler.

You can't hustle me. I'm a hustler.

Ain't nobody trying to hustle you, man. Just trying...

Deja, when am I gonna get the rent?

Nigga, it ain't the 1st.

Look, see? Look, this your plan?

This your plan, to not have to pay the rent?

What are you talking about?

I don't know what you talking about.

Deja, come on, man.

Look, I already had a slipped disk

when this fat-ass dude dropped me.

He was going down on me.

It was good too. It was a hurricane down there.

Next thing you know, he tried to pick me up

and then he dropped me with his weak ass.

All right, all right, I don't need to be hearing all this.

Can you just help me, please?

Fuck. Come on.

[Deja] All right.

-Gotta be gentle with me. -Come on, Deja.

-Hold, carry your weight. Stop. -I can't.

[Zac] Deja, Deja...

-I'm sorry. -Deja.

Are you... I can't stay down here at dick level.

You gotta get me up.

[Zac] Come on. Oh, my gosh. Come on, Deja.

-Okay. -Come on. Come on.

-Oh, my God! Come on! -Ooh, shit.

-You thick. -Ooh, you strong as hell.

-Deja, stop. Deja, stop. -Oh, yes, okay.

-Deja. Deja. -You can touch my ass.

-Stop. Deja! -It's all right. Okay.

I'm gonna drop you! Deja, come on!

Okay, you can touch my butt.

-Deja. Deja! -It's okay.

-[Deja] It's okay. -[Zac] Oh, my...

[Zac] Damn, girl.

[Deja] Who the hell is that looking at us?

-Hell if I know. -You know who this is?

-No. -Uh, may I help you?

Yes.

I'm Mona Wilson. Are you Zac?

Yeah, I'm Zac. Who are you?

Fatima's mother.

Oh!

-[Deja] Ow! What the fuck? -Oh.

-Oh. -[Deja] Ah!

-[Zac] Um, shit! -[Deja screaming]

-Um. -[Deja] Now my back really...

Nigga, you just dropped me!

[Zac] Hey, watch your mouth.

Nigga, you... Oh, shit.

[Zac] Um...

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