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[theme music playing]

[girls laughing]

Play the song, Lois. Play it.

You wanna hear Beppo sing, Titano?

[chattering]

[Lois] Okay, here goes.

["Pop Goes The Weasel" playing]

[girls singing] All around the mulberry bush

The monkey chased the weasel

The monkey thought it was all in fun Pop! Goes the weasel

[girls laughing]

Daddy's here!

Hello, Lucy. Have you three been having fun?

Uh-huh.

Lois, honey, it's time.

No. No. I won't let you take him.

But, Lois, you knew one day, Titano would have to leave us.

He has to go on his mission now.

Why can't you send Lucy into space instead?

- I'll go. - It's Titano's job, honey.

That's why he was able to come live with us.

[scientist] Colonel Lane? I'm sorry, but...

I understand. Go ahead, gentlemen.

No. No.

[Titano chattering]

[Sam Lane] Don't worry, honey.

Daddy promises Titano is going to be just fine.

[screeching]

So, Colonel, how are your cadets enjoying the launch?

Fine, sir, though, my oldest is still a bit concerned about Titano.

No need to be, my dear. That little monkey's got the might

and brainpower of the greatest nation on Earth behind him. Huh?

[alarm blares]

[people chattering]

The booster misfired. We're losing contact, general.

[screeching]

We lost him.

Titano.

The meteor storm is right where you said it would be, professor...

larger than life and headed straight for the space station.

- I'm going in. - Happy hunting.

[Professor Hamilton over radio] Superman, come in. Are you all right?

I set off some kind of chain reaction.

Superman to S.T.A.R., cleanup's all done.

And I'm bringing you back a little surprise.

- How's he doing? - He's alive, and that's a miracle.

But he's been lethargic since he woke up.

You'd think after 20 years, he'd be a little hungry.

According to the records, he's twice as heavy as when they launched him.

[Lois] Titano!

Remember me? Lo-Lo?

[chattering]

- "Lo-Lo?" - I was eight, okay?

Oh, my pretty little baby. You do remember. Oh, yes, you do.

That's the most life we've seen out of him yet.

Baby hungry?

Looks like you're just what the doctor ordered... Lo-Lo.

Yes, I'd say resuming your old relationship with Titano,

- would do him a world of good. - What do you...

Oh, wait. I have a job, a crazy schedule, and a tiny apartment.

You can't expect me to...

- [Lois] No, Titano, put down that vase. - [clattering]

Give me back the remote. Come down from there!

Sure was easier to have a monkey in the house when Mom did the cleaning.

[Titano chattering]

[clattering]

[clattering]

[Jimmy] My Life with Titano, by Lois Lane.

With photos by the esteemed Jimmy Olsen.

What life with Titano? I haven't been out since he got here.

Uh, Jimmy? Think you could keep an eye on him for an hour or two?

- Me? - You've got to take the photos, anyway.

- And I know they'll be terrific. - But...

It's just like babysitting. With fleas.

Great.

[gasps]

[Professor Hamilton] Take a look, Superman.

You might find this interesting.

Gas pockets in the meteor fragments.

Could the gas have caused Titano's suspended state?

Possibly. We're running tests right now.

[woman screams]

That came from the lab!

- Look out! - They're growing.

Move!

[grunting]

[whimpering]

[scientist grunting]

- What are those things? - Bacteria.

They must have been trapped in the jars with the meteor gas.

The exposure to our atmosphere somehow caused this tremendous growth.

- Oh, good heavens. - Titano.

Lois, you've gotta get back here. Right now.

Jimmy, I haven't been gone 20 minutes. Just throw him a banana.

I don't think that's gonna be enough. [screams]

Hello? Jimmy?

Hello? Back to the monkey house.

Good Titano. Nice Titano.

That's right. You eat.

Aah!

[growls]

That's it. I'm out of here.

[Jimmy grunts, screams]

Superman. Whew. Hey, you're not gonna believe--

Let me guess. Titano's a growing boy.

Hey, where'd he go?

Okay, Jimmy. What's the big...

[Lois screams]

[elephant trumpeting]

Look, Mommy. Monkey.

Yes, dear. There's lots of monkeys.

No, big monkey!

[screams]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[chattering]

[alarm blares]

Aah!

[beeping]

[growling]

[screaming]

[children screaming]

[children screaming]

Look!

[monkey chattering]

Monkey, monkey, monkey.

[screaming]

All right, Cheetah. You asked for it.

Bad monkey. Bad, bad monkey!

Ha!

[grunts]

[man screaming]

[sirens wailing]

[guns cock]

Criminals, madmen and aliens we can handle, but this?

Don't sweat it, Maggie. These babies will put anything to sleep.

Nighty-night, monkey boy.

[growling]

That was a short nap.

[Superman grunting]

I'm sorry, Lois, but your monkey friend's going down.

Don't hurt him! He's just a baby!

- Okay, a really big baby. - [cell phone ringing]

- Hello? - Lois, I left for Metropolis

as soon as I saw the news. Are you all right?

[Lois over phone] Daddy? I'm okay, but--

Listen, I've got something I think might calm Titano.

[screaming]

[growls]

[woman screaming]

[screaming]

[growls]

[screaming]

Where are the helicopters with the gas?

Can't bring them in yet.

He won't sit still long enough for gas to work.

Right now, Superman's our best hope.

[bell rings]

I'll take it from here, Dad.

- Titano! Titano, look! - ["Pop Goes The Weasel" playing]

Lois, get out of here!

[Lois gasps]

Oh, no. I don't believe this.

Beppo? Oh, Beppo? Where are you?

- [man 1] Oh, no! - [man 2] He's coming closer.

[people chattering]

[people screaming]

You're sure it's in here?

Yes, I'm sure. So, shut up and keep squeezing the monkeys.

["Pop Goes The Weasel" playing]

Bingo.

[grunting]

["Pop Goes The Weasel" playing over loudspeakers]

What the...

- [woman] Is it over? - [man] Let's get out of here.

[sighs]

It's okay. We got him.

[screeching]

[leopard roars]

[Titano roars]

He should be fine here, Lois,

now that S.T.A.R. Labs stopped his growth spurts.

I guess I have to say goodbye again.

Though this time, I don't think I'll miss him quite as much.

[theme music playing]