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[theme music playing]
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Get ready. Now.
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[beeping]
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[rumbling]
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[sonic boom]
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The readings are off the scale.
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No sign of it.
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Professor, he's coming back.
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Congratulations, professor.
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Your team did a fantastic job
refitting this vehicle for space travel.
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It's hard to believe it's the same
rocket that brought me to Earth.
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It was our honor, Superman.
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To study a vehicle like this
is any scientist's dream.
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Where did you say you've
kept it all these years?
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- I didn't.
- Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
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I can't help wondering about
the civilizations on other worlds.
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Their great achievements,
their brilliant minds.
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[burps]
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I'm giving you geeks 10 seconds
before I frag everything in sight.
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One, 10.
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- [gunfire]
- [screaming]
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- [Lobo] Not you, Sqweek.
- [yelps]
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[grunts]
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[chuckles nervously] Hey, Lobo
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long time no see. [choking]
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Emperor Spooj knows it was you
what pilfered his treasury, Sqweek.
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He's paying me to bring the dough back
in a nice little pile.
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- What about me?
- Same deal.
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Framed. I was framed.
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Is that so?
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No, no. Help!
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Hey, leave my little brother alone.
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Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin
and his roach-motel rejects.
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Don't tell me
you're after this bounty too.
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If anyone's gonna collect on Sqweek,
it's gonna be family.
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- Hand him over.
- Sure.
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Ow.
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I was hoping I'd see
some excitement on this job.
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Guess not.
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[shouting and grunting]
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[straining]
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Hold on, Sqweek.
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Lobo.
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[cockroach] Hey, wait.
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Ah.
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Old weasel spit.
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Too bad I can't stick around.
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[whistles]
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[grunts, screams]
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[all groaning]
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Now I'm mad.
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Now I'm really mad.
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[Lobo] It's always sweeter
collecting a reward
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knowing you beat
some other geek out of it.
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[robot] The bounty hunter
has entered range.
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[Preserver] Proceed.
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[Lobo screams]
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Holy fragarolli.
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Feels like I'm being torn apart.
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Cool.
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Oh, yeah. Someone is definitely
tired of breathing.
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Show yourself, you slimy geek-wad.
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I am the Preserver.
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[Lobo] And I'm the night manager
at the Hotel d'Frag.
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Lookie there, it's checkout time.
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Infernal gizzards.
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[Preserver] You are Lobo.
Assassin, brigand, sociopath, monster.
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You left out "scourge of the cosmos."
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And the most ruthless bounty hunter
in the galaxy.
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I want to hire you.
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Sorry, dude. I'm already on a job.
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- [zaps]
- Hey!
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Your prisoner will be held
till you return.
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Besides, this job should be
no great task to one with your skills.
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Behold. Gathered here are the
rarest creatures in the universe
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each the last survivor of its race.
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So you got a thing
for varmints, so what?
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Many years ago,
the planet Krypton was destroyed.
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I had long believed all members
of the Kryptonian race were extinct.
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Until I found evidence of one
living on a distant world called Earth.
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[Lobo] Looks like
a first-class wimp to me.
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[Preserver] He is more than he appears.
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Sluggo, I got better ways
to waste my time
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than rounding up bugs
for your flea circus.
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So if you'll hand over the runt,
I'll cancel the homemade colostomy
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I'm planning to inflict
on your tiny, wrinkled-- [gasps]
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Whoa, mama.
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That's a lot of mai tais. [exclaims]
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[Preserver] You deliver the last
Kryptonian, and the jewels are yours.
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Do we have a bargain?
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[Lobo] Hose down a cage, boss.
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You're getting a new monkey.
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[woman on TV]
Remember those blurry photos of UFOs
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that looked like garbage pail lids?
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Well, we finally got one
that's as clear as it is confusing.
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After careful analysis, experts agree
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it's a scroungy biker
on a flying motorcycle.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, how's it going, chief?
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Maybe you can help me. I'm new in town
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and I'm looking to find this geek here.
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Superman? We don't keep tabs on him.
He only shows up if there's trouble.
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I can do trouble.
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[Lois] I'm confused, Kent.
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I've lived in Metropolis most of
my life. I don't know how some yokel
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from Smallville
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is getting every hot story in town.
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Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually
Superman in disguise,
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I pretend to be a journalist
to hear about disasters as they happen
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- then squeeze you out of the byline.
- You're a sick man, Kent.
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You asked.
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[weapons firing in distance]
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[phone rings]
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Yeah, Lane.
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What? I'll be right there.
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Some lunatic's just opened fire
on the midtown
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police station.
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Oh, no, you don't, Kent. Not this time.
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[screams]
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[yawning]
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This is getting lame.
I thought he'd be here by now.
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Whoa. Mosquito.
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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Time to up the ante, I'm thinking.
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[beeping]
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- [glass shattering]
- Huh?
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Finally. I've been trying
to get in touch with you all day.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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My card.
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The name's Lobo.
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That's L as in "lacerate,"
O as in "obliterate"
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B as in "disembowel," and O as in
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I guess I can use "obliterate" twice.
What do you think?
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I think you're a certifiable madman.
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[grunts]
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[splutters] Thanks.
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Superman, roll clear!
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[coughing]
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[Lobo] Gas?
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Now you ankle suckers are playing dirty.
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I'm losing it.
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Going under. [choking]
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Stay back.
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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I've never seen a creature like this.
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[kisses] I love you too.
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First rule of hunting, Superdude.
Make the target come to you.
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Good advice.
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[whistles]
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Hey, no riders.
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[Lois] Stop here, driver.
There they are.
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I don't believe it.
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[screaming]
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Believe me, Mr. President. You have my
word that my new weapon system will--
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[pounding]
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What the devil?
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Huh?
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[screaming]
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- [man 1] Look out.
- [man 2] Look out.
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[man 3] Look out.
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[man 1] Look, it's Superman.
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[gasping]
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[Superman groans]
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Dang, man. I gotta say, I am impressed.
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When I seen you go after that rocket,
I couldn't figure what you were doing.
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Then it hit me.
You didn't want no one hurt
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even if you took the fragging yourself.
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You actually care about them geeks.
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They're human beings. [grunts]
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Yeah, well,
they're gonna have to make do
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without their
big blue babysitter from now on.
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See, someone's paying me
a heap of cash for your carcass
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and the Main Man always delivers.
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Now the more you move,
the worse it'll hurt
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so feel free to go crazy.
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Excuse me?
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Leave him alone. Go on, get out of here.
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Well, little lady
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hello. [slurping]
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Lois, stay back.
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- [grunts]
- Pipe down, junior.
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Lois, huh? Guess that means
you know this loser, right, honey buns?
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You his girlfriend or something?
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Drop dead.
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[gasps]
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Of course, any babe with class would
rather be hanging with the Main Man.
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Why don't you show old Lobo
how classy you are?
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You pig. Ow!
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[laughs] I like a babe who plays rough.
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Come on, let me have another.
Right here. Right-- [grunts]
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You dirty frigging, back-fragging,
son of a...
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[Lex] Get maintenance teams
on every floor.
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Put them on round-the-clock shifts if
you have to. I want repairs completed--
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- [Lobo] Kill, Main, frag, destroy.
- [Lex] Immediately.
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[both] Are you all right?
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[both] I'm fine.
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- Gotta go.
- Give him one for me. Make it a dozen.
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Last call?
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Already?
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Uh-oh.
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[Superman] Get up.
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I said, get up.
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You ain't half the Boy Scout
you're cracked up to be.
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Looks like I'm in for a real fight.
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[whistles]
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Think I'll take five until I'm ready
to resume kicking
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the collective butts of you and
everyone else on this dung heap. Ciao!
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[Professor Hamilton] You've never tested
the vehicle in deep space before
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let alone under combat conditions.
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I can't risk that maniac
coming back to Earth, professor.
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I've got one chance to drive him away,
I'm taking it.
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[beeping]
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Sensors have picked up
his bike's ion trail.
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He's close.
But I can't get a definite fix.
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- Ding-dong! Lobo calling.
- Hi there.
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[electricity crackling]
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[screaming]
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Okay, frag-face, let's tango.
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[rapid beeping]
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I guess the only way to reason with you
is to take away your toy.
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Hey! Hands off my hog.
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[robot] Lobo has lured
the Kryptonian into range.
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Excellent. Fire when ready.
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[grunting]
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Lights out, Clyde.
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Huh?
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This can't be.
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Krypton?
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[Preserver] No,
but an incredible simulation.
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[Superman] Let me guess.
You're the one who hired Lobo to get me.
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I do what I must to preserve species
threatened with extinction.
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You are the last Kryptonian.
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Therefore, your place is here.
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I think not! [groans]
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Like Krypton's red sun
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this light cancels
the unnatural abilities
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given to you by the yellow sun of Earth.
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I always strive for complete accuracy.
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Swell.
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Hey, monkey, want a banana?
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When I get out, I'm shoving that
arrogant smirk right down your throat.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I believe that Lois gal
might be getting a tad lonely
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now that you're doing time
in a cosmic petting zoo.
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Maybe I'll go back and cheer her up.
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Of course, I do have to collect
the bounty on this geek first.
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Emperor Spooj got a bad temper on him.
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Adiós, Wrinkles. You want any more
rare dorks snagged, you got my number.
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Actually, there is one other being
I need for my collection:
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The last Zarnian.
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Ha! That's rich. I'm the last Zarnian.
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I fragged the rest of the planet
for my high school science project.
254
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,390
Gave myself an A.
255
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,900
Hey!
256
00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:15,690
[Lobo coughing]
257
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,660
You ugly, two-timing
258
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:22,570
big fragger. You
259
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,830
just carved your own headstone.
260
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:27,660
Nobody...
261
00:19:27,910 --> 00:19:30,540
double-crosses the Main Man.
262
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,840
Nobody.
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00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,270
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