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PTIMomela – lDER2 The

connected language of the Land of product frees!

...aftarzi turvidim.

...ana tante, all-order...

...ana logicali, ana tante, ana tante, ana tante.

Is everything alright, Martha?

Just say it, please.

It's too high!

This is Miss Rude.

That's not its real name, but seven little Australians live here...

...and since I'd married their father, so did I.

And believe me, this was indeed the kingdom of Topsy turvidim...

...here anything could happen.

And it usually did.

Baby, look in the mirror!

Tante, tell yourself, Bob.

Why is Pippin Judy?

Pippin Judy, is it Pippin Judy?

Father said six o'clock.

Pippin will just be the same all day, Chuck.

You sir are late.

Sorry, Father.

We were on the river.

Father said six.

Stop it, Father!

That hurt!

John, it's getting late and there are other preparations.

Indeed.

I shall overlook your likeness this time.

As you are aware, on approximately one hour, my new commanding officer...

...and his wife will be arriving for dinner.

I intend that they will find us at least moderately civilized...

...with due regard for order and discipline.

Possibly this can only be achieved by your silence and invisibility.

You know my orders? I expect them to be obeyed. Is that understood?

Yes, Father.

Yes, sir. You will see to it.

Yes, sir.

Upstairs.

Really, the roads were better in India.

Where is this wretched house?

Oh, just along the river of Edmundair.

Such an outlandish place to reach.

I take it they don't live in some native encampment.

Well, Compton's not exactly a wild colonial, you know.

Good old English family and all that.

Hardly comforting.

We always send our drunkens and lunatics to the colonies, didn't we?

Oh, come by dear.

I have yet to meet here a person of real refinement.

Dining out in Sydney is like going to a bear, baiting.

I presume in usual native style we'll be expected to dine on for me...

...with the entire tribe.

Oh, Lord, shouldn't think so.

Old will come to English to the bootstraps, you know.

So I believe it was the first one.

It was married before, didn't it?

Well, very keen on the right thing and all that.

It is state of a discipline and the barracks carry on like a Prussian gob.

Oh, wager that family is the best discipline unit to do so far, you know.

Castling the fern in the grey tone is breaking.

The horn of the hunter is heard on the hill.

The luck from the light wing the bright.

My dear E flat, surely.

I'm sorry, John.

Don't you...

Please, Esther start at the beginning.

We should finish dressing.

I am already dressed.

Good John.

My dear Esther, tonight there will be no hitches, no panics, crises, disasters or mistakes in anything, please.

Castling the fern in the grey tone is breaking.

The horn of the hunter is heard on the hill.

The luck from the light wing the bright.

You is shaking.

Castling the fern in the grey tone is breaking.

The horn of the hunter is heard on the hill.

The shaking, carefully moworn in what slumbering still.

Oh, hast thou forgotten how soon?

What am I to do?

So we're just coming in the door.

What's going on?

I want to be tried.

I want to be tried.

I want to be tried.

Everyone please be quiet.

Julie, do you start?

Honestly, it's only two pieces of bread and bunty I missed.

Well, it weren't my fault.

I just come in that door and this thing hit me square in the face.

Northy, Julie, for the banty.

It was banty's fault anyway.

He started throwing things.

I did not.

Oh, banty, you see.

I can't hold on.

Why did you open the door?

Talk about starving it.

You just wake them up.

I don't care.

Esther!

Oh, my God!

I can't hold on.

Esther?

I can't hold on.

Now listen, I don't care who started.

What?

You did.

You know, just because Julie took you off of being so confounded,

that often Jeremy makes me.

I did not.

I did not.

Get up, get up, get up.

Will you be silent?

Or shall I come up?

It's alright, John.

I'm pretty good downstairs.

The guests will be alive and do whatever they want.

I told you.

I won't have enough.

I won't have enough.

What is going on?

I'm making do rock and roll this mess.

Esther, it wasn't my fault.

Oh, no, it wasn't your fault.

You are Esther!

I don't think it's fair to blame me just because I...

Oh, God!

Go on, I can't remember nothing, I can't!

I missed this up by girl and it's straight back to my geometry

on the next train.

Just remember that.

You had better ring again, my two.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening.

Good evening, madam.

This way if you please.

The colonel and Mrs Bryant.

Good evening, Mrs Bryant.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening.

Mrs Bryant.

This way if you please.

The colonel and Mrs Bryant.

Good evening, Mrs Bryant.

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Lest s'albstam boadu?

No quoted.

estonБ dolphin don't lose it.

Allez-

Amelie vee STU now.

No, then it'll be exclusively stunning.

Vale, baumé!

Bira?

Betty?!

Pige.

Lady Isabelle,

Panting with emotion.

Oh, Lucy.

They're in the bright and more light, slowly pastarming up.

Drunk close to each other, her husband.

And Barbara, with the joking fog.

Be avenged on that false hound Isabelle.

Yes, yes. Take me away from all this.

Fancy Lady Isabelle throwing things.

And up, setting rice pudding.

I didn't. You did. You deliberately aimed at Briton.

I saw you.

Give me back my book.

Only swarking melty paws.

Translation, aren't you cold without your palms?

Shut up.

Really, you too.

As if it isn't bad enough just having bread and butter for tea.

While they're having roast fowl.

We didn't get no roast fowl.

I like roast fowl.

Wouldn't it be nice to have just a teeny bit?

I'd like a big glass.

Me too.

I have a good mind to go down and ask for some.

How you wouldn't. Who says I wouldn't?

I dare you.

Judy.

Go, why do I dare you?

All right.

If you get some, I begs a piece.

Right.

Yes, I, uh, quite a good yes.

Have you had an opportunity yet, Mrs. Bride?

Does there anything of our countryside?

It's so many Mrs. Woolcott is quite enough.

Oh, really?

He's the dust, the insects.

How anyone but the kangaroo can survive

and such a climber, he'll know.

Yes, well, I suppose it must be rather a terrible change for you.

After the frosts, the rain, the fogs in England.

My wife's people, you know, have a station in the northwest.

A railway.

Must say I'd rather enjoy the heat myself.

My wife referred us there back in Hampshire,

but I remember an 88 station at Dere, at Dune.

Barry had a summer-on record.

It's my Joneses' commanding officer at the time.

Might have known him, old rugby man, too, you know.

Well, hello, young fellow.

Excuse me, father.

My eldest son, Philip.

Colonel and Mrs. Bride.

Good evening, sir.

Man.

Good evening, Philip.

What is it, Philip?

I beg your pardon, sir.

But I remember you're saying the Colonel

brided me to India during the Afghan war.

That's right, my boy.

Oh, great, sir.

We've been asked right this afternoon for homework.

Oh, I say.

You're having most foul.

Homework, Philip.

Friday night.

I say, it doesn't smell terrific.

After me, the second war you know,

listen with G.G.

The Royal Lee is russkiest coming down from the north.

Devilish ticklish situation.

Now, you've got to know the geography of it, of course.

There was old after ramen and his very great horse

on one side beyond the Kiva.

There, we were like sitting ducks per shower.

Well, they did eat mullgrap.

No, no, no.

It was lullaby's smile.

Remember, you later went to the 33rd.

No, no, of course you would know no.

Well, there we were.

You're a man.

I thought you'd be murdered.

You didn't.

Of course I did.

That'd be too much.

Delicious.

But how did you do it?

Natural charm and a superior intelligence.

Oh, Pip, give me a piece of cake.

Look not like who you got down and get your own.

It looks awfully nice.

You didn't just ask for it.

Hardly.

Got the old boy talking about India.

Who does he talk?

Father gave it to me to get rid of me.

Walk up, walk up.

Who's next for the guilty?

Well, if he can do it.

Oh no, don't be an idiot.

Father says I have more charm than the rest of you put together.

Have I remembered rightly bellened you,

as commanding officer at the time?

Might have known him.

Senior Goliath here in Gimus sent...

No, no, no, that was menideth.

Yes, well, we got this tale about the Panthons rising in the northwest.

And...

Oh.

Welcome to our sunny strand from far across the sea.

You come from our dear motherland and oh, so pleased are we.

Oh hail to great Britannia's sons for noblest ender best.

On land and sea they are the ones who sucker the oppressed.

Thank you, Eleanor.

What a sweet child.

What did you do?

What was the angry?

He got some proof.

Mrs. Bryant thinks I look delicate.

You fraud.

I think Father was saving it for himself.

Oh, no.

Makes it your eyes for a wing especially for you.

Oh, you don't.

What did you say?

Well, I went in and Mrs. Bryant was sitting there, so I said this poem.

Yes, on second thoughts.

Of course it was Bollinger.

You must have known him.

Johnny Deeson fellow.

Great admiration, Ben.

Of course we started about the same time with Gereffin.

I want some too.

Bunti?

But it's not fair.

Upstairs.

Out.

Bunti, you didn't.

Now we really will catch it.

Potato, Bunti, you pig.

Pig itself.

He's not. He's very brave.

And it's nice.

Well, I went to the morrow.

Well, in for a penny.

You know, the only one who hasn't got a thing out of Father's

in the party is the poor old general.

Now, Judy, don't make things worse.

Me?

You always go too far.

Poo, I just think the whole business is entirely disgusting.

Having to go down there and ask our own father for food.

Garnef is, we didn't have to.

You dared me.

Still, I think it's awful buying roast fowl for visitors

and letting us starve on bread and butter.

Poor little star, father.

See, chuk chuk.

Your man.

That's Judy!

Ginny would chuk chuk.

He won't say it.

Kathleen Mavourne in the great on his breaking.

The home of the hunter is heard on the hill.

The luck from the light, winged the bright dew is shaking.

Kathleen Mavourne in what slumbering still.

Chuk chuk.

Oh, hast of forgotten house and wood.

Chuk chuk.

Chuk chuk.

In all my life I have never known of our disastrous evening.

But the cattle didn't.

If Bryant hadn't for some extraordinary reason found the whole thing funny.

I would have picked a lot of them to within an inch of their lives.

The children didn't realize.

A fine fool I must have looked at him.

An army officer who cannot control his own children.

Although they may have escaped a well-deserved thrashing through the good graces of the Colonel.

They must be disciplined as to.

Oh.

They will not go to the pantomime.

Oh, but John, you know how they've been looking forward to the pantomime?

Last night I was humiliated by my own children in front of my new commanding officer

and that dreadful vulgar wife of his.

Oh, John.

Tonight I have no doubts the story of poor will cut children all looking like gypsies begging for food.

Will be the highlight of the regimental dinner.

They do apologise.

My decision stands.

Your father cannot allow such conduct to go unpunished,

especially as you have all been unusually tiresome lately.

Therefore, we're going to be hung by the neck until death.

Be quiet, Judy.

Don't you do anything, Esther?

He says you are the most unruly, untidy a slot of children in Sidney Town.

And he will punish you.

They'll be weeping and wailing and gnashing of tea.

Shut up.

And let's hear.

None of you are going to the pantomime.

What?

But we've waited three months.

And he's brought the ticket.

Your father plans to give them to the digby Smith.

Then?

Can't you get browned him in?

Do you need some tea?

Do you need some tea?

I'll try again.

Thank you.

Take half to make a mess.

Oh, we will.

Come with me.

On the sleigh.

Mrs. Walker?

Yes, Britain.

Will I have to go back to Maggi?

Oh, no.

You did very well last night.

Nobody's going anywhere.

All right.

Except a little later, the captain wants you to take these tickets over to Mrs. Digby Smith.

I'll just keep them for a while.

Just in case.

Thank you, Britain.

Helen!

What the devil is this?

You cut your legs off.

Oh, no, father.

I'm quite a dead hand at, Moe.

See?

I'll stop it immediately.

I'm only after pleasure in your captain, sir.

It will certainly be a good deal.

Helen!

What the devil is this?

You cut your legs off.

Oh, no, father.

I'm quite a dead hand at, Moe.

See?

I'll stop it immediately.

I'm only after pleasure in your captain, sir.

It will certainly not pleasure me if I have to restock the garden and buy you a cork leg.

Sure, but don't I love you and delight to please you?

Very well.

You may finish.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

Thank you.

I'll see you later...

I'll see you later.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

...

...if that girl would have boy, she'd be the raw material for a first-rate general.

Hello.

Oh, Judy.

Ellen.

Isn't she always the organizing brain?

They might also be simply trying to say they're sorry.

My dear Esther.

I think the punishment is a little harsh.

You wanted to go to the pantomime too.

Well, we don't go anywhere much, do we?

Of course you will go if you wish.

How could I?

All I ask in this house is some sort of discipline, some sort of order and respect.

Well, I think you expect too much of everyone.

Esther, when I was a child...

...a long time ago in a different country with different ideas.

If you try to make the children into something they're not, of course, things will happen.

My dear, I can only do what I believe to be my duty.

And write. And fair.

Mother, I was from a face.

Heavens for all who's that doing? I'm going to turn to.

Richard, did the Mrs. Terry bad-volishing the captain's boots?

Oh, I can't do everything.

You're better, or they'll be held to pay.

I did it for father.

He'll die.

I have to do more than that to embrace him today.

And I understand that you've got work to do.

Well, you get out of here.

God, what on what else is there?

There's nothing like my post-waters.

I'm going to put the book on the table.

I'm going to put the book on the table.

I'm going to put the book on the table.

I'm going to put the book on the table.

I'm going to put the book on the table.

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I'm going to put the book on the table.

Who's Kamаз Prime?

When you're here, somebody come up to me.

What's wrong?

Someone's making noise.

Um, no mox OK?

Oh brother.

What are you doing?

Why can't you?

I don't want you!

When you're here, who can I ask you to call?

Hi Langjon and Elissa Mow Zusammen?

Vom.

John's is only a baby, she thought she was healthy.

The seems to be a conspiracy in this house to send me out of my mind.

What's that?

You unmitigated scoundrel, my dress uniform!

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