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Kyle: ALMOST THERE.
JUST ANOTHER SECOND, MR. ALZATE.
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IT'S OUR NEW SIX-MAN TENT.
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THEY CLAIM YOU CAN PUT IT UP
IN 30 SECONDS.
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KYLE'S BEEN AT IT
SINCE LUNCH.
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MAYBE HE NEEDS
THOSE FIVE OTHER GUYS.
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INTERNET SALES HAVE BEEN
TERRIBLE WITH THIS.
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HOW DO YOU SELL A TENT
NOBODY WANTS?
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WE SHOULD ASK THE REP
THAT SOLD YOU A THOUSAND.
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DONE.
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[ SIGHS ] FINALLY.
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THAT WAS WORSE THAN WRESTLING
MY GRANDMA INTO A BATHTUB.
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BUT AT LEAST YOU END UP
WITH A CLEAN OLD LADY, HUH?
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CLEAN, OLD, SLIPPERY LADY.
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THEN SHE BREAKS FREE,
RUNS OUT INTO THE YARD,
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AND THE WHOLE THING
STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN.
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ACTUALLY,
IT'S A WELL-MADE TENT.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHY THEY'RE NOT SELLING ONLINE.
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PEOPLE WANT
WHAT PEOPLE WANT.
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APPARENTLY, AFTER A LONG DAY
OF HUNTING AND FISHING,
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WHAT THEY DON'T WANT
IS SIX SWEATY GUYS IN ONE TENT.
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I'M GONNA STAY DOWN HERE
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AND SELL THESE BABIES
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY --
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FACE-TO-FACE,
ONE AT A TIME.
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THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.
YEAH.
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ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS SELL ONE A DAY FOR TWO YEARS,
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AND THEN
YOU ONLY GOT 230 LEFT.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT
CUSTOMER RAPPORT, MIKEY.
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SIR, MAY I DIRECT YOU
TO OUR EXCELLENT ZIP-FRONT TENT?
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IT SLEEPS SIX,
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AND YOU CAN SET IT UP
IN 30 SECONDS FLAT.
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YOU CAN TAKE IT DOWN
EVEN FASTER.
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IF NOBODY'S THERE
WHEN YOU RING THE BELL,
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DON'T JUST LEAVE THE BOX
BY THE DOOR
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BECAUSE SOME OF
MY CUSTOMERS
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HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING
THEIR ORDERS.
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WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF CROOKS
OUT THERE.
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THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS HIDE
YOUR DELIVERIES IN THE BUSHES
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OR BEHIND SOME FIREWOOD.
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THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
HIDE THEM BETTER, KYLE,
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'CAUSE PEOPLE STILL
AREN'T GETTING THEM.
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UH, MIKE, YOU WANT
TO WEIGH IN ON THAT?
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YOU'RE STILL HELPING MANDY
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WITH HER CLOTHING BUSINESS,
RIGHT?
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WELL,
NOT SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
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I HAVE TOO MANY HEADACHES
WITH MY OWN BUSINESS.
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YOU KNOW,
KYLE WORKS FOR ME, TOO.
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KYLE IS SUCH
A GREAT BOYFRIEND.
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I'M DEVOTING AN ENTIRE CHAPTER
TO HIM IN MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
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IT WILL COME RIGHT BEFORE
MY LOSS OF CONFIDENCE,
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MY BATTLE WITH ADDITION,
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AND THEN MY CLIMB
BACK TO THE TOP.
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DID SHE JUST SAY
"BATTLE WITH ADDITION"?
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IF YOU HAD EVER HELPED HER
WITH HER MATH HOMEWORK,
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YOU'D UNDERSTAND.
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I WOULD REALLY FEEL MUCH BETTER
IF YOU WERE MORE INVOLVED.
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SHE'S GONNA MAKE MISTAKES,
AND SHE'LL LEARN FROM THEM.
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THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ADDITION.
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SO, HONEY, HOW ARE SALES?
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OH, EXCELLENT.
LAST MONTH, I MADE $2,000.
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WOW! HEY.
BEFORE OR AFTER TAXES?
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OH, THAT WAS
WITHOUT TAXES.
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WINK! WINK!
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DAD KNOWS
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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READY TO JUMP IN YET,
MIKE?
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YOU DIDN'T PAY ANY TAXES?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY --
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"TAXES ARE
A BIG GOVERNMENT RIP-OFF,
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OBAMA, HILLARY,
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." PBHT.
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YOU NEED TO BE SETTING ASIDE 40%
FOR TAXES.
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OBAMA IS LIKE
THAT ANNOYING FRIEND OF YOURS
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THAT TAKES FRENCH FRIES
OFF YOUR PLATE...
UH-HUH.
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...BUT IN THIS CASE,
IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM TO HIM,
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HE WILL PUT YOU IN JAIL.
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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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WHY ARE YOU GUYS
TELLING ME THIS?
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I-I USED TO BE RICH,
AND NOW I'M POOR.
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WELCOME TO
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY PLATFORM --
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THAT AND AN ENERGY POLICY
OF WINDMILLS
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AND LITTLE MONKEYS
ON TRICYCLES.
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NOW WHAT ARE WE BLAMING
THE DEMOCRATS FOR, HUH?
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THE FINANCIAL RECOVERY,
AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE,
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GETTING BIN LADEN?
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ENOUGH WITH
THE "GETTING BIN LADEN" THING!
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THAT WAS LIKE
THREE SUPER BOWLS AGO.
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GOD, THE VON TRAPP FAMILY
TOOK FEWER CURTAIN CALLS.
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MANDY HASN'T BEEN PAYING
ANY TAXES.
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OH, WOW.
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,
MANDY?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
VERIZON? BOEING? G.E.?
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HEY, I WILL FIND THE MONEY
TO PAY MY STUPID TAXES,
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LIKE EVERY OTHER STUPID PERSON
IN STUPID AMERICA, OKAY?
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YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY
"STUPID AMERICA."
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YOU JUST NEED TO SAY
"CALIFORNIA."
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WE SHOULD GIVE HER
THAT MONEY.
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NO, NO, NO.
YEAH.
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WE'LL GIVE HER ADVICE.
WE'RE NOT BAILING HER OUT.
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THIS IS
A TEACHABLE MOMENT
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LIKE THAT TIME SHE GOT HER HEAD
CAUGHT IN THE BANISTER.
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TIMES.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE -- SHE CAN EARN SOME MONEY.
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KRISTIN, HEY.
HONEY?
HUH? WHAT?
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HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT GIVING MANDY
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A SHIFT
AT YOUR RESTAURANT?
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OH, YEAH.
WE HAVE BEEN ON THE LOOKOUT
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FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S INCOMPETENT, SO...
NO.
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PLUS, THEIR BANISTERS
ARE REALLY WIDE.
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ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW
WHO'S LOOKING FOR HELP?
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GRANDPA BUD ASKED
IF I COULD COVER FOR HIM
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NEXT WEEKEND
AT THE POT STORE.
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IT SOUNDED LIKE
GOOD MONEY.
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YOU SAID NO, RIGHT?!
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OF COURSE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
IT WOULD BE, LIKE, AWKWARD
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TO RUN INTO ONE OF THE MOMS
FROM BOYD'S SCHOOL, SO...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHY WOULD THE OTHER MOMS
BE BUYING MARIJUANA?
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IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE YOU'VE HAD A 7-YEAR-OLD.
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WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
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WE FOUND THIS TAX PROBLEM
NOW, YOU KNOW?
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YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT FOREVER.
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MY COUSIN'S BEEN DOING IT
FOR 11 YEARS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I MEAN, WHAT COUSIN?
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I.N.S., I.R.S. --
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IT'S A TOSS-UP TO SEE
WHO RAIDS THIS PLACE FIRST.
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GOT TO GET A PLAN
TO PAY OFF THIS TAX BILL.
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OKAY, I HAVE A PLAN.
GOOD.
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SO, I WAS GONNA ASK
IF YOU AND MOM --
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NO.
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THEN I DON'T HAVE
A PLAN.
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ONE WAY TO RAISE REVENUE
IS INCREASE YOUR PROFIT MARGIN.
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YOU DO THAT
BY CUTTING COSTS.
UH-HUH.
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WHAT'S
YOUR BIGGEST EXPENSE?
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MM...
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'LL CUT MY BREAK SHORT TODAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SEWING IS MUCH MORE RELAXING
THAN EATING OR RESTING.
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AHH.
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THAT'S VERY,
VERY GOOD, BLANCA.
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YES, WE HAVE TO MAKE
MORE DRESSES
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SO WE CAN MAKE
MORE MONEY.
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OR...
WE COULD CHARGE MORE.
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YOU THINK
I SHOULD RAISE MY PRICES?
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WAIT. BUT HOW WOULD I,
LIKE, EVEN DO THAT?
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SEE THAT NUMBER
RIGHT THERE?
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YEAH?
WE MAKE IT BIGGER.
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WHAT?!
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WOW. [ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT WAS REALLY EASY.
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OKAY, UH,
BUT IF I RAISE MY PRICES,
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WON'T I SCARE OFF
MY CUSTOMERS?
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IT DEPENDS. WHAT KIND OF
SHOPPERS DO YOU WANT --
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"A," BARGAIN HUNTERS?
MM-HMM.
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OR, "B,"
HIGH-END SHOPPERS?
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MM...
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SAY "B."
WE WANT "B." "B."
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YEAH, I MEAN,
I WANT THE HIGH-END PEOPLE.
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YEAH.
RIGHT.
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I MEAN, MY STUFF
IS REALLY GOOD, DAD.
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I USE QUALITY FABRICS,
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AND I CUSTOM-MAKE
EVERY SINGLE ORDER BY HAND.
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OH, YES,
AND I JUST SEWED
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A "HANDMADE
BY MANDY BAXTER" TAG
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INTO THIS DRESS
I JUST HANDMADE.
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WE COULD TARGET
A MORE DISCERNING CUSTOMER
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WHO APPRECIATES
ONE-OF-A-KIND, HANDMADE ITEMS.
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OOH!
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.
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KEEP TYPING STUFF
LIKE THAT.
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IT'S CALLED BRANDING.
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IT'S BAD FOR A COW,
BUT GREAT FOR A SMALL BUSINESS.
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WE COULD TURN
MANDY BAXTER DESIGNS
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INTO A MORE HIGH-END BRAND,
LIKE, UH --
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[ GASPS ] LIKE PRADA?
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OOOOH!
I COULD BE LIKE PRADA?
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I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE
BROWNING SHOTGUNS,
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BUT PRADA'S FINE.
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LISTEN, PEOPLE WILL PAY
FOR QUALITY.
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I'M GONNA USE
MY COMPUTER UPSTAIRS.
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I'M GONNA SEND YOU
A NEW TEMPLATE
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FOR A BETTER WEB DESIGN,
AND WE'LL CHANGE THAT FONT
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TO SOMETHING WHERE THE I's
NOT DOTTED WITH A KITTEN.
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BLANCA, WE ARE GONNA BE
THE NEXT PRADA.
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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
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I ALREADY WORKED
IN HIGH-END FASHION.
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I WAS A SHIFT SUPERVISOR
AT A FACTORY IN ZACAPA.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A REALLY GOOD JOB.
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YEAH.
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BUT WHEN YOU'RE 11,
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YOU JUST WANT
TO GO OUT AND PLAY.
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MIKE, HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW ATTENTION-GETTER?
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PRETTY GOOD MOVES
FOR A WHITE GUY.
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THEY CALL HIM DOOBIE.
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THAT'S A SLANG TERM
FOR A MARIJUANA CIGARETTE.
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NO KIDDIN', DAD.
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LISTEN, I DON'T APPRECIATE
YOU ASKING KRISTIN TO WORK HERE.
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IT WAS ONLY
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
I DON'T CARE.
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I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN NEXT
WEEKEND WITH MY NEW LADY FRIEND.
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WHY DO YOU NEED KRISTIN?
YOU HAVE A NEW MANAGER.
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YEAH, CHERYL. SHE'S GREAT.
GREAT. GOOD.
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SHE'S ALSO
MY NEW LADY FRIEND.
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SHE'S GOT A BOWLING TOURNAMENT
IN RENO.
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WOW.
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BOWLING TOURNAMENT,
RENO --
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I READ ABOUT THAT
IN THE SOCIETY PAGE.
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S A REALLY SMART IDEA
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TO BE DATING
YOUR EMPLOYEES?
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I KNOW --
DON'T CRAP WHERE YOU EAT.
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ALTHOUGH YOU MAY NOT HAVE
A CHOICE IN RENO.
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CHERYL AND I ARE JUST HAVING
A FEW LAUGHS.
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I DON'T NEED YOU
STICKING YOUR NOSE IN.
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I'M NOT HERE TO STICK MY NOSE
IN YOUR BUSINESS.
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I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU
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I DON'T WANT MY KIDS WORKING
AT THIS STORE.
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YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
GOOD.
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HAVE A SAFE TRIP TO RENO,
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AND DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
LIKE GET MARRIED.
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DON'T WORRY.
THAT WON'T HAPPEN.
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CHERYL'S ALREADY MARRIED.
220
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YOUR DAD IS GOING TO RENO
WITH A MARRIED WOMAN,
221
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,498
AND YOU DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING?
222
00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,901
WELL, I TOOK A FEW SHOTS
AT RENO.
223
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:59,905
I TRY NOT TO INTERFERE WHEN
PEOPLE ARE MAKING BAD DECISIONS.
224
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:03,108
I DIDN'T SAY ONE THING THAT
WHOLE YEAR YOU WENT REDHEAD.
225
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,177
YOU KNOW,
IT WOULDN'T TAKE ME LONG
226
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,580
TO FIND YOUR
MULLET PICTURES, DAD.
227
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,649
THAT WAS
MY FAVORITE HAIRCUT.
228
00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,851
I WANT TO BE BURIED
IN A MULLET.
229
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:16,655
FUNERAL IN THE FRONT,
PARTY IN THE BACK.
230
00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,056
BOY, I LOVE THE EXAMPLE
231
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,225
YOUR DAD IS SETTING
FOR OUR KIDS.
232
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,094
FIRST BUD'S BUDS
AND NOW DATING A MARRIED WOMAN.
233
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,729
WHO'S DATING
A MARRIED WOMAN?
234
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,232
UH...UH, YOUR --
YOUR FATHER.
235
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,267
[ LAUGHS ]
236
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,036
YEAH, WE'RE --
WE'RE MARRIED,
237
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:34,105
BUT IT'S LIKE WE'RE DATING,
BECAUSE WE ARE SO MUCH IN LOVE.
238
00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,741
GROSS.
239
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,577
OH,
I THINK IT'S SWEET.
240
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,078
EVE'S PROBABLY RIGHT.
IT IS GROSS.
241
00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,279
Vanessa: HEY.
242
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,581
HOWEVER,
I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT, RED.
243
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:45,250
STILL GOT SOME DYE
LEFT IN THAT BOTTLE.
244
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,352
I COULD GINGER UP
IN AN HOUR.
245
00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,522
HEY, YOU GUYS,
CHECK IT OUT.
246
00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,290
JUST REDID THE WEBSITE.
247
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:57,028
WELCOME...TO THE NEW...
MANDY BAXTER DESIGNS.
248
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,930
OOH!
THAT'S SLEEK.
249
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,532
YOU GOT RID OF
THE KITTIES.
250
00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,467
DEFINITELY LOOKS
MORE EXPENSIVE.
251
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,103
OH, FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY
THAT, BECAUSE...
252
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,638
IT IS.
253
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,139
$150 FOR A ROMPER?
254
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,808
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
255
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,743
[ GIGGLES ]
OUT OF MY MIND LIKE A FOX.
256
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:14,312
IT'S CALLED REBRANDING.
I'M CREATING A PREMIUM PRODUCT.
257
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,914
OKAY, BUT ARE THESE ROMPERS
SOMEHOW BETTER
258
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,716
THAN THE ONES
THAT YOU WERE SELLING YESTERDAY?
259
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,484
YEAH, THEY COST MORE.
260
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,286
BUT THEY'RE THE SAME.
261
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,788
NO, THEY'RE MORE EXPENSIVE.
TRY TO KEEP UP. [ CHUCKLES ]
262
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,825
SEE, IT'S
A SCIENTIFIC FACT --
263
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,893
PEOPLE LIKE PAYING
MORE MONEY FOR STUFF.
264
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,329
NOPE. THAT'S NEITHER
SCIENCE NOR FACT.
265
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,664
UH, OKAY.
266
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,332
WELL, I DON'T REALLY CARE
WHAT YOU GUYS THINK.
267
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,468
YOU'RE NOT MY TARGET CUSTOMERS,
'CAUSE LET'S FACE IT --
268
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,203
YOU'RE TARGET CUSTOMERS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
269
00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,806
BUT IS
THE STRATEGY WORKING?
270
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,008
HOW ARE SALES?
271
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,909
UMMM...
272
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,578
NOT GOOD.
273
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:49,114
BUT, YOU KNOW,
DAD SAYS IT'LL TAKE A WHILE
274
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,316
FOR MY NEW RICH CUSTOMERS
TO FIND ME.
275
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:55,420
THEY'RE PROBABLY BUSY
ON THEIR YACHTS AND STUFF.
276
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,423
OKAY, BUT WHAT WILL YOU DO
IF THEY DON'T FIND YOU?
277
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,425
YOU OWE THE GOVERNMENT
MONEY, RIGHT?
278
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:03,028
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'LL DO.
279
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,696
DON'T WORRY.
280
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,031
WHEN YOU GET TO PRISON,
THEY'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.
281
00:11:09,435 --> 00:11:13,038
WATERPROOF, DOUBLE-STITCHED,
LIFETIME WARRANTY.
282
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,439
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
HMM?
283
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,808
I REALLY DON'T NEED
A SIX-MAN TENT.
284
00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,777
I USUALLY CAMP
ON MY OWN.
285
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,679
I'M SORRY, BUT WE'RE
FRESH OUT OF LOSER TENTS.
286
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,449
IT WAS JUST --
JUST A JOKE.
287
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,518
NO WONDER
YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS.
288
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,120
MR. ALZATE, UM,
IS MY DAD AROUND?
289
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,623
I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT
MY BUSINESS STRATEGY.
290
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:33,058
UH, HE'S AT
THE THORNTON STORE.
291
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,729
AND...IF HE ASKS,
I SOLD 30 TENTS TODAY.
292
00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,097
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
293
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,533
YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAKE IT SIX.
294
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,637
UH, EXCUSE ME.
WHERE'S THE THERMAL UNDERWEAR?
295
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,872
WELL, IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO KEEP WARM...
296
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,708
COME HERE.
PICTURE THIS.
297
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:53,311
YOU AND FIVE OTHER GUYS
CRAMMED INTO THIS THING, HUH?
298
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,979
IT'LL BE LIKE A SAUNA.
299
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,548
YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY
INTO CAMPING.
300
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,084
THAT'S THE FIRST MISCONCEPTION
ABOUT TENTS.
301
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,252
THEY'RE NOT JUST
ABOUT CAMPING.
302
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,588
THIS COULD BE A GREENHOUSE.
IT COULD BE A GUESTHOUSE.
303
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,889
IT COULD BE A DOGHOUSE.
304
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,157
IT COULD BE
A BUTTERFLY PAVILION.
305
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,059
IT'S YOUR TENT.
306
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,761
COME ON. WHY AM I DOING
ALL THE WORK HERE?
307
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,096
I-I DON'T KNOW.
308
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,997
COME ON. STEP IN THERE
AND CHECK IT OUT.
309
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:15,900
LOOK AT THE WORKMANSHIP.
THERE YOU GO.
310
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,836
WOW, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
311
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,705
YEAH, WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING IS
A MASTER CLASS IN SALESMANSHIP.
312
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,574
I COULD SELL RICE
TO AN ESKIMO.
313
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,842
[ LAUGHS ]
314
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,176
DON'T YOU MEAN ICE
TO AN ESKIMO?
315
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,847
WHY WOULD THEY NEED ICE?
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
316
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,248
HMM.
317
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,883
HEY, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT BRANDING?
318
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,918
I KNOW COWS HATE IT.
319
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,353
I MEAN FOR MY BUSINESS.
320
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,589
SEE, I JUST REDID
MY WEBSITE.
MM.
321
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:38,957
BUT NOBODY'S BUYING,
322
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,459
AND MY DAD KEEPS TELLING ME
TO BE PATIENT.
323
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,027
YOUR DAD'S
A VERY SMART MAN,
324
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,530
BUT HE PUTS TOO MUCH FAITH
IN THIS INTERNET THING.
325
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,266
NOW, WHAT CUSTOMERS CRAVE
IS THE FACE-TO-FACE DYNAMIC
326
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,635
OF WORKING WITH
AN ATTENTIVE SALES ASSOCIATE.
327
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,804
Man: I-I'M HAVING TROUBLE
GETTING THIS ZIPPER BACK UP.
328
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,539
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
IN THERE, YOUNG MAN,
329
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,274
BUT YOU JUST
BOUGHT YOURSELF A TENT.
330
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,478
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
331
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,282
OH. HEY, BUD.
332
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,784
VANESSA.
HEY, DAD.
333
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,585
MIKE.
I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY.
334
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,953
UH,
I WON'T GET TO SEE YOU
335
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,455
BEFORE I HEAD OUT OF TOWN
THIS WEEKEND.
336
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,157
WELL, I AM GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
337
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,759
UM, MIKE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO RENO.
338
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,561
NO, I DON'T.
339
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,564
DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT
KRISTIN WATCHING THE STORE?
340
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,965
NO, I DIDN'T.
341
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,001
YOU MENTIONED
THAT CHERYL IS MARRIED,
342
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,836
AND MIKE
IS WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
343
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:27,639
NO, I'M NOT.
344
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,641
I TOLD YOU, MIKE.
345
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,743
KEEP YOUR NOSE
OUT OF MY PRIVATE LIFE.
346
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,778
I'M TRYING TO KEEP MY NOSE
OUT OF YOUR PRIVATE LIFE,
347
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,914
BUT THIS WOMAN HERE
KEEPS SHOVING IT BACK IN.
348
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,018
I HAVE NO PROBLEM
WITH YOU DATING CHERYL.
349
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,653
WELL, YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH IT?
350
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,854
CHERYL'S HUSBAND.
351
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,422
I GOT NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT FROM HIM.
352
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,191
YOU'RE SURE?
ABSOLUTELY.
353
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,492
THE GUY'S IN PRISON.
354
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,030
SEE THERE?
HE'S GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
355
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,765
THEY'VE BOTH MOVED ON.
356
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,367
I UNDERSTAND HE'S ALSO FOUND
A NEW RELATIONSHIP.
357
00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,038
MAYBE NOT
100% CONSENSUAL.
358
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,374
BUD, WHAT DID THIS GUY DO
TO END UP IN PRISON?
359
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,410
HE SOLD MARIJUANA.
360
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,647
BEFORE IT WAS LEGAL.
IRONIC.
361
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,449
DAD'S GONNA BE FINE.
362
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:16,187
IF YOU CAN'T FIND HAPPINESS
IN RENO WITH A MARRIED BOWLER...
363
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,690
WHAT HOPE DO ANY OF US
REALLY HAVE?
364
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,859
HEY, GUYS.
OH, HEY, GRANDPA.
Vanessa: HEY.
365
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,560
MANDY.
Mandy: YEAH?
366
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,230
WHILE I'M HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU
THE KEY TO BUD'S BUDS.
367
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,464
THANK YOU.
Vanessa: WHAT?
368
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,699
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
369
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,133
WE JUST HAD
A CONVERSATION ABOUT THIS!
370
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,735
I DON'T WANT THESE GIRLS
IN THAT STORE!
371
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:33,571
RELAX, MICHAEL.
I'M MOVING ALL THE WEED OUT.
372
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,040
SHE'S JUST USING THE SPACE
WHILE I'M AWAY.
373
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,476
MM-HMM.
FOR MY MANDY BAXTER STORE.
374
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,044
WISH ME LUCK IN RENO.
375
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,113
IF YOU HAD ANY LUCK,
YOU WOULDN'T BE GOING TO RENO.
376
00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:46,251
MANDY, WHA--
YOU'RE OPENING A RETAIL SPACE?
377
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,153
JUST FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS
WHILE GRANDPA BUD'S OUT OF TOWN.
378
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,889
YEAH, BUT YOU'RE SPENDING MONEY
YOU DON'T HAVE.
379
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,324
TO MAKE MONEY
I DON'T HAVE.
380
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,059
NO, NO, NO.
YEAH!
381
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,828
LISTEN, HONEY,
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT
382
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:59,264
REBRANDING YOUR PRODUCT TO
A MORE DISCRIMINATING CUSTOMER.
383
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,733
AND I'M SURE THAT PRADA
DOESN'T HAVE POP-UP STORES
384
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,202
IN DENVER'S POT DISTRICT.
385
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,272
OKAY...WELL, I WAS
TALKING WITH MR. ALZATE...
386
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,407
AND YOU BOUGHT 30 TENTS.
387
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,379
HE SAYS THE INTERNET
IS OVERRATED, DAD.
388
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,514
WHA-- [ SIGHS ]
HE RECOMMENDS
BRICKS AND MORTAR.
389
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,349
WELL, I'M WORRIED THE I.R.S.
IS GONNA COME DOWN ON YOU
390
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,417
LIKE A TON
OF BRICKS AND MORTAR.
391
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,685
HONEY...
392
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,353
YOU TOLD ME
TO BELIEVE IN MYSELF.
393
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,422
WE TRIED YOUR IDEA.
IT CLEARLY DIDN'T WORK.
394
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,124
I THINK
THAT THIS IS THE WAY TO GO.
395
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,092
[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
396
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,428
IT'S YOUR BUSINESS,
IT'S YOUR DECISION.
397
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,729
[ SIGHS ]
398
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,132
GO WITH YOUR GUT.
UH, MY GUT?
399
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,466
GOSH, JUST BECAUSE
I'M NOT DOING THINGS YOUR WAY
400
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,567
IS NO REASON
TO CALL ME FAT!
401
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,380
[ SIGHS ]
WE NEED MORE CUSTOMERS.
402
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:53,151
I WISH I KNEW MORE BEAUTIFUL,
YOUNG GIRLS WITHOUT CLOTHES.
403
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,153
I WISH YOU DID, TOO,
KYLE.
404
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,260
HOLD ON.
405
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:05,129
DIDN'T THIS USED TO BE
A POT STORE?
406
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,765
WE SELL QUALITY
HANDMADE DRESSES AND ROMPERS
407
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,334
FOR THE DISCERNING SHOPPER.
408
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,036
WHAT DID I SMOKE
LAST NIGHT?
409
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,674
HUH?
410
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,277
MAYBE I SHOULD GO OUT FRONT
AND SPIN THE SIGN I MADE.
411
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,478
NO, KYLE.
412
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,846
WE'RE NOT
A DISCOUNT STORE.
413
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,315
REMEMBER, MANDY BAXTER
IS A PREMIUM BRAND.
414
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,285
SORRY. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.
415
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,686
ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LIE.
416
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,755
I WAS THINKING
I WANTED TO DANCE WITH A SIGN.
417
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,492
WHAT'S UP, LOSERS?
418
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,827
JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY
419
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,261
TO SEE HOW YOUR LEMONADE STAND
WAS DOING.
420
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,863
BUSINESS IS...GREAT.
421
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,331
YEAH, I JUST TURNED AWAY
A CUSTOMER.
422
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,599
HMM...
423
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,168
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP
DOING THAT.
424
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,703
'CAUSE THE SMELL
OF FAILURE IN HERE
425
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,871
IS STRONGER
THAN THE SMELL OF WEED.
426
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,506
YOU KNOW WHAT?
427
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,208
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY
ANYTHING, THEN JUST GO.
428
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,310
NO, I-I'LL BUY,
IF YOU CUT YOUR PRICES.
429
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,379
I KNOW YOU'RE DESPERATE,
SO I'M HERE TO PICK YOUR BONES.
430
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,813
I STAND BY MY PRICES.
431
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,315
I AM A HIGH-END BRAND,
432
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,650
AND PEOPLE WILL PAY
FOR QUALITY, OKAY?
433
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,353
I LOVE THIS.
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFULLY MADE.
434
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,222
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH,
DISCERNING SHOPPER.
435
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,657
I'LL TAKE IT
IN A SIZE 8.
436
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,359
[ GASPS ] OH, SSSHOOT.
437
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,727
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T HAVE AN 8. [ CHUCKLES ]
438
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:13,364
UH, THEN MAYBE
YOU COULD BUY TWO 4s.
439
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,699
I COULD MAKE YOU AN 8.
440
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,334
IT'LL JUST TAKE
A COUPLE OF DAYS.
441
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,835
IF I WANTED TO WAIT
A FEW DAYS,
442
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,404
I COULD ORDER
SOMETHING ONLINE.
443
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,473
THANKS FOR COMING.
TELL YOUR DISCERNING FRIENDS.
444
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,510
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
445
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,245
I HAVE TO GET
MORE PEOPLE IN HERE.
446
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,481
IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY
TO...ATTRACT ATTENTION.
447
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,526
GO.
OH, BOY!
448
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,227
OH. [ SIGHS ]
449
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,329
I THINK I SMELL
A DROP IN PRICES. [ CHUCKLES ]
450
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,602
[ SEWING MACHINE WHIRRING ]
451
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,606
HONEY?
452
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,241
HEY, MANDY!
HUH? OH, GOD.
453
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,444
[ SCOFFS ] IT'S PRETTY LATE
TO BE UP SEWING.
454
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,512
ISN'T IT TIME
FOR THE ELVES TO TAKE OVER?
455
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,449
MY ELF HAD TO GO TO
A QUINCEAÑERA.
456
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,517
AREN'T YOU EXHAUSTED?
457
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,219
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
SO HARD.
458
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,621
WELL, I NEED A BUNCH MORE
OF THESE FOR THE STORE TOMORROW.
459
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,791
I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD TO
HAVE EVERY STYLE IN EVERY SIZE.
460
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,959
WHO DOES THAT?
461
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,360
STORES. [ SIGHS ]
462
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,300
SWEETIE, THE BEAUTY
OF YOUR WEBSITE
463
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,602
WAS THAT YOU MADE THE ORDERS
AS THEY CAME IN.
464
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,104
RIGHT, BUT PEOPLE
STOPPED BUYING THEM.
465
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,705
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT
YOUR WEBSITE RECENTLY?
466
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,940
NO, I'VE BEEN TOO BUSY
SELLING, MOM.
467
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,308
LOOK. LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK.
468
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,211
WAIT, DID YOU SEE THIS?
ALL THESE ORDERS?
469
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,712
YEAH, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
470
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,314
I WOULD HAVE
COME DOWN SOONER, BUT...
471
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,949
"THE GOOD WIFE"
WAS ON, SO...
472
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,751
WHAT?! OH, MY GOD.
473
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,954
AND THEY'RE WILLING TO PAY
THE HIGHER PRICES.
474
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,655
MM-HMM.
HOLY CRAP.
475
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,624
I AM A SUCCESS.
I AM PRADA!
476
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,893
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M PRADA YOU, TOO, HONEY.
477
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,929
MOM.
478
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,731
[ CHUCKLES ]
479
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,399
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
480
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,602
IT JUST TOOK MY CUSTOMERS
A COUPLE DAYS TO FIND ME.
481
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,070
DAD...WAS RIGHT.
482
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:00,404
YOU KNOW YOUR DAD.
483
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,672
HE NEVER GETS TIRED
OF HEARING THAT.
484
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,976
I GET TIRED
OF TELLING HIM.
485
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,644
[ SIGHS ]
SO IT'S YOUR TURN.
486
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,680
Mandy: YO, DAD!
487
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,015
I'M RIGHT HERE.
488
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:15,019
HEY. GUESS WHAT.
HI. WHAT'S THAT?
489
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:18,256
PEOPLE STARTED BUYING FROM
MY WEBSITE, JUST LIKE YOU SAID.
490
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,458
I KNOW.
CONGRATULATIONS.
491
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,459
YOU KNEW?
YEAH.
492
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,194
REALLY?
493
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,329
IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD HAVE
RUSHED DOWNSTAIRS TO GLOAT.
494
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,832
WELL, I'M NOT YOU.
495
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,601
AND I WAS WATCHING
"ICE ROAD TRUCKERS"
496
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,637
AND WAITING FOR
THIS REAL SURPRISING PART
497
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:37,875
WHERE THEY, UH,
UH, DRIVE ACROSS ICE.
498
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:42,480
YEAH, WELL...THE POP-UP STORE
WAS A BAD IDEA.
499
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,482
WHY DIDN'T I
JUST LISTEN TO YOU?
500
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,684
UH, BECAUSE
YOU'RE STRONG-WILLED,
501
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,452
UH, YOU LIKE
DOING THINGS YOUR WAY,
502
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,887
'CAUSE TO YOU,
LIFE IS JUST
503
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,989
A BANISTER YOU WANT
TO STICK YOUR HEAD IN.
504
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,291
[ CHUCKLES ]
505
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,692
WELL, SORRY.
506
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,060
BUSINESS IS
A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.
507
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,728
YOU'RE NOT
AN EXPERT YET.
508
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,230
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT
BUSINESS THAT CAN'T BE TAUGHT.
509
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,432
HMM. I KNOW -- ALGEBRA.
510
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,803
ALGEBRA CAN BE TAUGHT.
511
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,738
I'M TALKING ABOUT
A WORK ETHIC.
512
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,541
YOU HAD TO WORK REALLY HARD
TO SCREW UP THIS BAD.
513
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,676
[ CHUCKLES ]
514
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,177
YEAH, I DID, DIDN'T I?
515
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,679
THAT'S RIGHT.
516
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,081
YOU WORK HARD AT STUFF,
YOU FAIL, AND YOU GET BACK UP.
517
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,082
YOU LEARN FROM IT.
518
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,517
AND PRETTY SOON,
519
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,551
YOU WON'T BE TAKING ADVICE
FROM OLD PEOPLE.
520
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,752
YOU'RE NOT OLD.
521
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,221
I WAS TALKING ABOUT ED!
522
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,697
HEY, MIKE BAXTER HERE
FOR OUTDOOR MAN
523
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,365
WITH A LITTLE LESSON
ABOUT HELP.
524
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,499
TELL ME WHEN, MR. B.
525
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:36,500
ALL RIGHT, READY?
526
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,702
[ BEEP ]
GO.
527
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,203
NOW, DO YOU WANT
SOME HELP WITH THAT?
528
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,571
UH, YEAH.
YOU CAN GIVE ME A HAND --
529
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,206
NO, YOU DON'T WANT
ANY HELP WITH THAT.
530
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,542
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HELP
IS NOT ALWAYS HELPFUL.
531
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,911
SOMETIMES, HELP
IS JUST CALLED ENABLING.
532
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,879
DEMOCRATS LOVE
ENABLING POOR PEOPLE.
533
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,448
AND IT SEEMS
TO HAVE WORKED
534
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,516
BECAUSE TAKING
THE GOVERNMENT'S MONEY
535
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,252
IS MORE POPULAR THAN EVER.
536
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,288
IN HIS SECOND INAUGURAL ADDRESS,
LINCOLN SAID,
537
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,057
"WE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
WIDOWS AND ORPHANS."
538
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,626
NOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.
539
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,960
BUT WHAT ABOUT RICH WIDOWS?
540
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,862
AND EVERY ORPHAN
ISN'T OLIVER TWIST.
541
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,933
SOME, LIKE THE MENENDEZ
BROTHERS, ARE SELF-MADE ORPHANS.
542
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,869
I SAY WE ONLY HELP THOSE
WHO CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES.
543
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,205
HELP!
HELP YOURSELF.
544
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,907
IF THE PERSON
DOESN'T REALLY NEED HELP,
545
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:18,609
YOU'RE CHEATING THEM
OUT OF THE PRIDE THEY'LL FEEL
546
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,444
WHEN THEY SUCCEED
ON THEIR OWN.
547
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,579
I DID IT. [ PANTING ]
548
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,713
I DID IT, MR. B.
[ BEEP ]
549
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,115
AND THERE YOU GO --
550
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,916
A PERSONAL BEST.
THANKS FOR NOT HELPING.
551
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,886
YEAH, IT WAS THE LEAST
I COULD NOT DO.
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