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İbram, get me that tin-can.

I'm cleaning here. Mind your muddy steps!

Seyit! Damn you! You didn't take my trash!

Where were you?

It's your job. Come on now!

Like Seyit is your butler.

Seyit, are you a porter or a nanny?

I don't know what the shit I am doing.

Take a look.

Number 5.

He can wait.

Number 3.

Got it.

Number 7.

Ok, got it already! Trying to eat here.

Number 5!

Coming!

I don't have jet engine! Move aside!

I can't deal with you all!

See you!

Leave it. I'm in a hurry!

I was about to polish it, doctor!

Yeah, yeah!

Like you ever tip!

Seyit!

Yes?

Buy butter, eggs and bread from the grocery.

Ok.

Buy a half kg of rice, too.

Buy 1 kg of olive oil for me. And a magazine.

Ok.

Come here, quick!

Yes, colonel!

If you ever go to grocery without telling me, I'll break your legs!

Like shit you will.

You hear me?

Yes, colonel!

Get me a pack of Samsun cigarette.

They don't sell that brand!

Mention me!

Yes, sir!

Like they care.

How can I remember them all?

Magazine, olive oil, cigs...

No time to breathe for Seyit!

This apartment will kill me!

My feet are swollen!

Rub them, woman!

How are you, İbram!

So tired!

Take it slow then!

Like possible!

Now what!

Take a look, İbram!

Number 3, pa!

The henpecked.

İbram would go.

Woman, think a little!

He is henpecked but also superintendent!

Sending a kid to him? This empty head!

You do your homework!

Rinse harder, or you'll stay single!

Good evening, Mr. Fehmi.

Cooking?

I'm hungry!

Where's my family off to?

No idea.

Can you buy me two eggs?

Of course. Immediately. You go in now.

Like a bird!

Vodka?

In a minute.

Lend me 2 eggs.

Who's it?

I've come to get the empty bottles.

You two are doing something but...

Please, ma'm...

If I ever caught you..

God forbid!

Get the vodka quickly!

Don't worry.

Just in time!

How much for the eggs?

350.

Keep an eye on it.

Hot!

Keep the change.

Gather the water bills!

They won't pay.

Like they won't!

They give me hell.

I'm fed up with this apartment.

The lady is here.

Stop standing there, take these!

What's stinking here? You cooking?

Why do you let this man in? Get out!

Leave, Seyit.

Superintendent, my ass. You manage your wife first.

Come in, no creditor waiting.

We saved this day too.

- There's water bill. - How much?

290 for you.

You didn't see me.

The civil servant is not home.

You, woman! Can't you hang these later at night!

We can't see each other.

I just washed them!

Take these.

He drank these up already! That drunkard. Curse him!

What's it to you, woman? Let him drink.

The more he drinks, the more we earn, dear.

İbram.

Take these to drunkard.

Pa, I'm studying!

I'll shit on it! Like you'll be superintendent!

Go!

Wait, I'll mark the vodka ones so he'll know.

Here.

Tell him they're marked.

Where's the girl?

Went up to watch TV.

At this hour?

I'd kick her out.

Mr. Nuri.

He's a car dealer yet still doesn't know how to drive.

Seyit! Come take these!

Ok, ok!

Stop puffing!

I'm up and down 400 times since morning!

Open up!

Come on!

- She annoys me so much! - Me too.

Open up!

Asleep?

No, kitchen.

Get these now, come on!

Thank you so much, Mr. Nuri!

Ok, ok.

Where were you for 1 week!

War's starting. Get in ma'm!

You're having fun with whores!

She's right! He has a mistress.

He'll destroy the house.

He's killing her!

Better get in!

Please, don't interfere!

Superintendent is looking the other way!

While that guy's disturbing everyone!

You are right, Mr. Zafer! He needs a good thrashing!

You stay away!

I hardly contain myself!

Where is the superintendent!

He always scolds you!

Say something to him, you wuss!

Let him.

Beat them up, dad!

Stop it.

Seyit!

Yes, sir!

Ring that superintendent! He'd better do something, call the police.

Yes. He could kill her!

Ring him! Can't he hear this?

The coward.

Get on it!

Be a little man now!

Lead the way Mr. Seyit.

I will.

If you can't deal with it, resign then!

You also spoilt that yokel porter!

Ring, Mr. Seyit.

Here we go, Mr. Fehmi.

Get in.

Yes?

He says "yes".

Good evening, Mr. Nuri.

Well... There are complaints.

Who complains?

Neighbours.

Neighbours?

Where are they?

They were just here now!

All ran away!

We aren't to blame, Mr. Nuri.

They were forcing us.

Let them come themselves, if they can!

We said the same, Mr. Nuri! If they can!

Come out now!

Don't piss me off or I'll slash you all up!

I always maintain my cool. I don't wanna speak up!

Speak, Mr. Nuri!

Unwind.

Why are you disturbing me during my rest!

They say you were fighting.

None of their business! He's my husband.

He can do as he pleases!

Yes, what's it to you! He can do...

as he pleases.

I told them the same!

You can't interfere in a couple's affairs!

Makbule, you are a sly one.

Now, what if I sue you for meddling in my private life?

Calm now. They're just a bunch of...

assholes, my dear Fehmi.

Get lost, or else! Go on!

Dear me!

What're you doing, Mr. Fehmi!

They will drive me mad!

That's it! I resign!

You can't!

Don't, Mr. Fehmi!

Curse them all!

Take your apartment and shove it!

I've had it up to here, here, here!

He finally lost it.

Seyit! A vodka.

You drank them up already!

Enough of this!

Beat them up, dad!

Get a hold of yourself, Mr. Fehmi!

- I can't deal with you anymore. - Don't resign, Mr. Fehmi!

Don't resign, please Mr. Fehmi!

Let that colonel shove these up! He is so willing! Damn you all!

You screwed me good, Mr. Fehmi.

Who threw these?

- Mr. Fehmi. - Pick them up!

I warned him not to throw them.

He also told you to...

To what?

"To shove these up."

Gimme.

I will care for this apartment, unlike him!

Yes, colonel!

I will straighten you out too, you donkey!

Thank you, sir!

- Behave! - Yes, sir!

You behave, too.

What?

I think I heard something.

All hell broke loose, Mr. Ubeyit! Mr. Nuri beat her wife...

Mr. Fehmi lost it!

Good, good!

Any tenants for my flat?

He didn't get it.

I want 4,000 minimum!

Didn't get this too.

Ok, ok. Goodnight!

This too.

You didn't give me your cleaning earnings.

I won't. I'll buy a new dress.

Please, Hacer. We have debt!

Enough of your debt!

I'll buy you anything later. We'll have to pay now!

Take your hand out!

Hiding money from your father, you dog!

For school, pa!

Shut it! For school...

Who goes to school with that much, you weasel!

My dear girl. That apple is too big for you.

Here.

Here. Share it.

Where to?

To TV!

- Not at this hour! - It's ok. Just go to different flats.

You go to civil servant, and you to Makbule.

Let them, so we'll be alone.

- We still have no TV. - We will!

After debt.

You boar!

I'm flirting here!

He's still sleeping! Seyit, wake up!

What now? War broke out?

Wake up!

He doesn't sleep!

My pants?

There!

Ready, sir!

Bonjour!

Porters can't sleep this late!

Wake up, İbo!

Wake up!!

Yes, sir!

What's the time?

5:30, 6:00...

From now on, you'll wake up at 5:00.

Look at yourself!

When I was your age, I was so energetic!

Me too!

Stop it!

No good morning?

Say bonjour!

Listen now...

Say bonjour!

Good!

From now on, you'll sleep early and get up early.

At 5:30, the vicinity cleaning must be finished!

No thrash at entrance! Boiler must be lit by 5:30 too!

Silence! I was at night shift, just went to bed!

Sorry, doctor.

Why are you shouting! You woke the poor man!

I remembered my military service, sir.

- I'll sort you out! - Yes, sir.

You'll report me hourly! No leaving the building!

Yes, sir.

You'll shave daily.

Now, chop chop!

Stop yawning! Everybody, chop chop!

Mr. Ubeyit has to send the bills to bank today, Seyit. Tell him.

I'll bring them.

See you.

He is waving hands like a woman.

Come back quickly, İbram! No dawdling around!

- Welcome, Mrs. Selma. - Thank you, Mr. Seyit.

Something wrong? Where's the husband?

Damn him!

We separated.

Poor girl.

No hello?

Hello, my daughter. My grandchild!

I'm here for good, dad.

Ok, dear. Let's talk inside.

- Seyit! - What!

Are they divorced?

How could you hear...

The guy has now 7 mouths to feed!

May I help you?

We're here for Mr. Ubeyit.

For a loan?

No!

Then you have investment.

We're here for the flat.

Oh, ok. Mr. Ubeyit's flat. You know him?

A little.

Good. Flat is at the top floor.

The rent is 5,000. Except the costs.

No problem.

3 months rent in advance.

Can we see it?

I am just stating the facts first. So that you won't complain later.

You have kids?

- No. - That's good.

There are 7 people living behind that door.

You go ahead, I'll be in a moment.

I've to report to the superintendent.

- Where's your father? - Inside.

Find me a Marlboro.

You'll get me fired!

You will if you don't!

Ok then.

- Who's it! - Me, sir!

Button the collar!

Sorry.

Report!

No incident!

Renters for Mr. Ubeyit are upside now, waiting.

No need to worry.

Ok. Why tell me this?

You told me to tell you everything, even peeing.

The old man has 10 million.

What's he gonna do with all that? Let us get it.

Porter is the key. Seduce him.

Oh, I will.

Sorry, I kept you waiting.

Secret knock. Otherwise Mr. Ubeyit does not answer.

It's me, Mr. Ubeyit. I have tenants with me.

One moment.

If he asks for a guarantor, say me.

Ok. But I've a fee.

- How much? - Just 500.

Thanks. Consider the house rented.

Mr. Ubeyit does whatever I tell him to.

You want the flat?

Yes, sir.

Me and my wife.

Him and his wife. No kids.

Occupation?

Interior Ministry.

Speak louder. He is deaf.

Oh! Sorry, sir. My occupation is top secret.

We've just returned from abroad.

He doesn't want to say it but he is a police.

Please keep it a secret.

Of course. Do you know the renting terms?

Yes, sir.

Then see the flat, and if you like it you bring the contract to me with him.

You have a guarantor?

Yes, sir.

Congrats, then.

Congrats.

Congrats.

Something's happening...

Thank you very much, Mr. Seyit.

You'll be very comfortable.

Seems so.

How do you like it?

Wonderful.

It's very comfortable, very luxurious.

Mr. Ubeyit's wife died in this flat.

Since then, he never set foot here.

Armchairs are wonderful.

One of a kind. Very sturdy too.

Look. You'll love it.

- Mom! - What!

You always keep eating all day. Just get in now!

- Congrats, again. - Thanks.

Please have it cleaned till we move in.

They got it?

Yes. They are so well-off. And the guy works in-

Seyit! He works in what!

What's it to you, old hag...

Come on, say it. I'm dying of curiosity.

Businessman.

Why are you out here, anyway?

A little break. I'm exhausted.

Break? The rental flat needs cleaning. Run along!

God, I'm sick of this!

İbram, my son.

Get some cleaning stuff to your mother now. Go.

Do not let the colonel see you, son!

Everything went smoothly.

I'm a lucky gal.

We need the keys. You gotta have Seyit fooled.

When the old man is not home, I'll get in.

Since the colonel became the super, you are hustling your butt, Seyit.

You'll see in one month, who is hustling who.

We will!

Give a beer!

Really?

Who do you think Seyit is? Make it a cold one.

Efes, please.

So I give this free?

Of course. I bring you the best customers.

Ok, then.

I finally rented out Mr. Ubeyit's flat.

Ripped them off. Told them it's 5,000.

But I told Mr. Ubeyit it's 4,000. The 1,000 is mine.

What does the guy do?

Top secret.

Pimp?

Please. Is pimping secret anymore?

Whatever. Hope it'll be ok.

Yes, for all of us.

Now write half a kilo cheese, olive and salami in Mr. Mithat's tab.

Wait.

For breakfast.

You already found your way.

Wait.

Some olive too.

Ok.

Add it to Director's. Just 3 days left to payday.

Just erase 100 TL from the civil servant, and add it to the Doctor's.

He makes so much from abortions.

- Ok. - I'm off.

I'm beat! You need 2 months to clean here!

Where's your husband?

Curse him. He left me with all this!

Thieves! You are using the apartment's goods!

Why are you shouting! We'll put them back!

Shut it! Don't talk back!

I'll hand you over to the police!

This is how the apartment lose money!

Freeze!

Let's go.

Where were you!

Caught red handed!

Stealing the apartment's goods! Thieves!

What's that?

Cigs.

For you?

No, for her.

- Here, Mr. Seyit. - Coming, ma'm.

Here.

Thanks Mr. Seyit. Here.

No, don't. It's his job. He'll go like a donkey!

Tip's not allowed anymore!

What!

I'm not feeling good.

Fainted, poor woman.

Of course, she's offended!

Hacer. What's wrong? Pull yourself together.

What happened?

She fainted.

Is the Doctor in?

My wife is so delicate. She can't accept that kind of talk!

Get her up!

Take her to the doctor!

If something happens to her, I'll sue! Get her up!

You turn up the music too much sometimes!

Do they know we talk like this?

My elder sister does.

And everyone else!

Give me a sec.

Public servant's girl is talking with the doctor's son!

And you keep eating here! I haven't seen anything like this!

What is it?

They brought in Mr. Seyit's wife. She's fainted.

Poor woman.

So what happened?

- So? - Doctor is examining her.

She works so hard.

Villagers. They don't look after themselves.

Right. Always in old shoes.

Don't pity. Now the money is in these villagers.

Gave them 2 pair of shoes last month.

Don't! They won't wear them. They just collect.

I just caught them stealing the apartment's goods.

She must be hungry.

This rascal Seyit counts her every bite!

A little dizziness huh?

You go out a little.

But I just sit here.

Out.

Do not touch her everywhere, or else, doctor!

You roughneck!

Don't laugh. Our traditions are like that!

Out!

Nothing serious. Doctor'll just jab her in the ass.

Good. Nothing to worry about, then.

Nothing will happen to these people.

I'll say it again. No more tipping.

Unacceptable!

Be merciful!

Shut it! Don't talk back!

They work every building in the street!

I can't go to grocery all day long!

You will, like a donkey!

Otherwise, I'll have you fired!

Come in Mr. Seyit.

Feeling better?

Congrats. 3rd is on the way.

What!

And just now! When we're in so much debt!

3 months already.

Why didn't you tell me?

Like I see you in the day!

Then how did this baby turn up? I'll smack you!

Damn it.

She becomes pregnant even if I hang my coat on her.

Listen.

You have to be careful. Or she may miscarriage.

God forbid.

She mustn't work.

What are you saying, doctor? We are done for if she doesn't.

No intimacy either!

Patience! It is dangerous.

Ok.

I can do an abortion, if you want?

No need for extra cost, now.

Then, be careful.

Hope it'll be a boy. He'll be the porter in that other apartment.

Hacer is pregnant.

Their 3rd. That's all they do! And you still have none.

Please, Makbule!

Your husband is never home, that's why!

My poor fate...

- When'll he be back from Germany? - Next week.

Mr. Ubeyit's tenants.

The woman's very beautiful.

She's so pompous.

What's he do?

Top secret!

I have to see him up close!

Seyit, a vodka for me!

I'm locked out!

- What am I gonna do? - Use your finger as key!

- Seyit, take this trash out. - With which hand!

You become so smug! I'll tell the Colonel!

Say hi for me!

Eat it!

Sorry. Welcome, officer.

Thanks.

She knows?

I haven't told anything! She just hears everything.

You can't keep things from her! She's like news agency!

Flunked again? You can never enter this house, you lazy good for nothing!

- Get in, please! - Leave me! And he also smokes Marlboro!

All your fault! I'll kick you out of this apartment, too!

Again, I'm blamed!

Will you pay Mr. Seyit?

Sure.

This is for the cleaning.

- You can pay later. - Please.

This is for carrying.

You embarrass me.

I'll be offended. Please.

It is my duty.

- For me. - Oh... Thank you very much.

If I call you a little later, would you come Mr. Seyit?

Whenever you want, ma'm.

A little grocery.

Instantly!

Thank you.

Come here, you ass. Tip, huh?

I carried those luggage!

Give me the money!

Why?

Give me the money!

Never! This is my right!

İbram! Catch the money!

Stop, or else!

Give me the money!

On my dead body!

Stop him!

İbram, gimme.

He's degenerating you, too!

Come here!

Come here, I say!

Don't, Seyit!

I slaved myself for this!

You'll pay for this. I'll do whatever it takes.

I'd rather eat it than give it to you!

Go, Seyit! Hurrah!

Well done, Seyit!

He's not as aloof as you think!

But your femininity prevails!

We won't need these.

Don't be so sure.

It'll be so easy.

I don't like this wife role at all!

Yet you take the money.

It's not worth it!

You think I like it? Renting all these will finish us.

You cannot throw it!

This is not my job! Hire someone!

You will do it!

Then I'll be paid for it.

Not a penny!

This is not in the Regulations of Porters!

Stop lecturing me, you ignorant!

This is not a porter's job!

You have 2 hours to load this. Otherwise I'll have you fired!

Fired, he says. No one can kick me off from this apartment.

I had paid for its construction!

Work, Seyit, work!

Go, make fun of your mothers.

This rotten Mr. Zafer will kill my man!

What is it Hacer?

Damn him! He's working my man to death!

- Who? - Mr. Zafer!

What do you want for dinner, Mr. Ubeyit?

What about Mr. Zafer?

He didn't get it.

The door.

Ask who is it!

Who is it!

I'm the tenant!

New tenant!

What does she want?

What do you want?

I brought coffee!

She brought coffee!

Open up quickly!

There are still nice people left, huh?

Come in.

- Good morning, sir. - Good morning, dear.

You didn't have to!

My pleasure!

Please.

In the kitchen.

Since my wife's death, only Hacer and Seyit visit me!

Your visit made me happy, dear.

I like neighbourly visits.

- Milk? - Please.

A little more. Thanks.

- Sugar? - No sugar.

I told Seyit that I finally had trustworthy tenants.

- Is your husband at work? - Yes.

His job must be fun.

Sometimes he is not home for days, Mr. Ubeyit.

I get bored.

You're right.

Your room is very nice.

I do everything here.

How was it?

Very good. He is not grumpy at all!

And the money?

You'll have no problem finding it.

I don't want a single speck of dust!

Tell it your mother.

- You hear me? - Yes, colonel. Not a speck of dust!

- Then wash with soap! - As you wish!

You want me to lick it too, you asshole..

- Pa! - What?

Pa, I want a lollipop!

What's a lopopo? Get out!

Go!

Lopopo, she says.

Seyit, any whiskey?

- Not for you. - Why?

Your father shat in my mouth!

Please, I'm going to a party.

- Whiskey got expensive. - How much?

- 250. - Whoa!

Whoa to you! Go, find yourself then.

- 2 bottles. - 500.

- Lower a little. - Nope. Your father shat in my mouth!

Ok!

Pay up.

Turn around.

First customer today!

Bhlajk witte, vheet luhbell, jonee wulcar or vheet horsay?

- White label! - Ok.

- One is different. - Ok.

- Let's wrap'em. Your father.. - Never mind him.

You can. I can't!

You lazy man!

How slow you are!

Are you sitting inside?

The more I work, the stronger I feel, my director!

So you don't pay me for this, huh?

I just got double from your son!

Run!

I'm running, colonel!

I'm dying.

Run.

Making me run at this age! You bastard!

I'm running, colonel!

Here I am!

Run!

Am I your mule!

What up, Seyit?

Fire drill.

You know what it is, you ignorant?

Run, my boy. Bravo!

Wake up!

Sleeping while your father's dying out there!

You crazy? At this hour!

Breathing exercises!

You know what it is, huh?

How can I!

Colonel is running me! What if there is a fire!

Who'll save you?

I'll register into fire department. That's just I need, yeah?

Stop! You made me dizzy!

I'm beat, woman!

Trample my back a little.

Mr. Nuri's here.

Ran down the bin again.

Go help him, İbram. He's to bring goods from Germany.

Seyit, wake up!

Coming, Mr. Nuri! Welcome, bonjour!

Welcome!

Thanks.

- She's sleeping, huh? - Seems so.

Poor girl missed you so much.

Welcome.

You seem not happy? Stop staring, take these.

He banned tipping!

- Fuck him! - Now you said it!

How about punching him in the face, too!

Buzz off!

He'll beat the poor girl now, you'll see!

What's it to you. They are happy like that.

Dear me.

You said you'd be gone for 1 week. It's 1 month!

What could I do? It's business.

Business? I don't buy it anymore.

Don't make me angry!

Stop there! I don't want your presents either!

Oh? I'll throw them all off!

My head!

Told you!

Happy now that getting your head broken?

I told you he'd beat her!

Mr. Zafer! Let's see how a superintendent you are!

Dear, let's get in. Better not get involved.

You coward!

Pa! Let's smack her one!

Mr. Zafer! Now let's see your manhood!

- She annoys me so much! - She's not worth it!

Mr. Zafer, calm down.

My husband's manhood isn't your business, woman!

I won't have my manhood questioned!

It's not worth it!

Better go and tell the new tenant. They say the guy is a police.

You're right. Seyit! Come here.

Busted again!

Coming, colonel!

What's going on?

- Hide. They're coming. - Why?

Someone is beating her wife.

- What's it to us? - Aren't you a police!

So?

They want you to catch him!

Coming!

Yes?

Sorry to disturb, but we ask something of your husband.

He's not home.

Too bad. We are sorry for the ruckus that hoodlum created.

Soon we'll have him kicked off with an injunction. Sorry to disturb.

No problem.

Can you visit me a bit later, I have some requests...

As you wish!

Have a nice day...

Come here!

Yes, ma'm. I mean..

Sort yourself!

Stop grinning. Go!

- He killed her! - He's still inside.

- Go. - Yes, sir.

Zafer, stop!

I'm responsible for this apartment's peace!

If you stick your nose into everything, you go about with a sack like this.

He killed her, the murderer!

Break it down!

How can I?

I tell you to! I give the orders here!

I can't!

Then I'll have you kicked out!

They're all witness!

God, forgive my sins!

I hope I'll see that head getting crashed!

Hi!

Here I come!

Were you eavesdropping, huh?

No one can interfere with our private life!

Come, dear.

My poor Seyit!

What happened, my Seyit!

Tell me, my Seyit, my dear!

May his hands get broken!

Where are you, colonel? Nowhere to be seen.

Enough already! Kick me out if you want.

I clean your shit, I get your beating...

You fuck off, too!

- Go, go! - I don't have 10 feet!

Seyit, you turn everything into money!

Mind your own business.

He manages 4 buildings!

He's ambitious! He'll be very rich!

German chocolate? Like you've grown up on it. Eat shit!

I will sell these to Mr. Mithat's daughters.

We have "Mattel minitis". And "tropica".

What's this? "Avon".

How much?

No matter.

An empty box..

- What's this? - A cap.

Smell now.

Smell here.

My God.

I cannot resist anymore. Forgive my sins!

What a smell.

I like you.

It's a sin to smell a guy's wife's neck!

Don't laugh. If he sees us like this, he'll shoot us both!

God.. She's kissing..

Stop it!

My woman is no good for a while!

I may do something bad!

Let it! I'm ready.

What if Mr. Ubeyit catches us!

He never goes out. I pity him.

Does he never go out?

On special holidays.

Where?

His late wife's grave.

Stop it, girl!

Here.

There.

Hope they won't explode.

They won't.

If they were dangerous, would I trust them to a stupid like you!

Right, director.

This is fire extinguisher.

Oh, ok.

If any fire ensues, open it here and flush the foam with this.

Me?

No, my father!

You are the firefighter in this apartment!

I have no idea what the shit I am.

You'll run immediately!

To where the fire is!

I'll flush right on it! Don't worry!

I'll have a drill this week. Notify everyone!

Yes, sir.

Be on alert always this week!

I may sound the alarm anytime!

When you hear three long one, run immediately!

I have to sleep!

Ok, then! You're fired! I'm taking the minutes!

You misunderstood me.

Of course I'll be full alert day and night all week.

A firefighter won't sleep one month if necessary.

Good luck.

Fuck off.

- What is colonel's debt? - 440.

Make it a round 555,75.

No tip, huh?

Now I get it like this.

115 from colonel.

160 from Nuri.

40 from Makbule.

135 from Doctor.

175 from the manager.

1120 total.

Add my 10% commission.

You make a killing.

But I bring you the wealthy customers.

Just the juices for the drunk are enough.

And you manage 5 apartments.

Just from me you get 5,000 in one month.

I use this. Don't be jealous of Seyit's earnings.

Seyit is a porter, also a carrier, a firefighter...

I will now go and collect the rents. Then be on alert all night for a drill.

Let me take this to my little girl.

Ok.

Mother's calling.

- What are you doing here? - Just getting some air.

- Or up to something? - Told you getting some air!

Don't lie, my son!

I'm here. You were flirting vivaciously.

Bring us a glass.

Put him to bed.

- Thanks. - Drink up.

I drank too much, but ok.

To our dignity. Like I have some left..

Please, Mr. Ferit. I get sad.

Seyit, I again cannot pay rent. This is all I have till payday.

Don't worry. We'll find a way.

Cheers.

Sit still, be quiet!

Wait a bit.

How can I, woman! I'm on alert for alarm!

Now this firefighting...

Fire measures are necessary!

You did a very good thing.

I'll set off an alarm this week. By ringing three long ones for porter.

3 times, you said sir?

Yes, dear. 3 times. With long ringings.

Why long?

So that Seyit will know there is a fire.

Fire! How nice!

To your health and well-being!

Who is this thoughtless person!

- Excuse me. - Please.

Enough with his fire thing!

I'm collecting the bills from the flats, sir.

Let's pay.

Here.

Ok.

You crashed our dinner!

How much?

Rent plus expenses 4,400, Mr. Director.

- Here. - Thanks.

I have a request, colonel.

What is it!

Well, my current pay is not enough.

I have the lowest pay in all this street.

Button up! About face! March!

Get out!

For months you've been putting that rent you collect on interest.

What if the owner comes and asks for his money?

He doesn't need it. Never at home. Doubtful if he comes in 6 months.

You've been drinking?

Is it obvious?

One glass.

There's whiskey in that cupboard. Drink if you'd like.

There's a fortune here, Mr. Ubeyit!

If I had this much whiskey, instead of drinking...

- Cheers, pops! - Enjoy, son!

Have to earn so much! And I will! God willing!

He made me a firefighter, the asshole.

Have to endure.

Remember when you first came to this apartment.

Be grateful. You earn enough. Your money is on interest here.

Thank God. I owe you.

You earned me good money.

I'm off.

He can sound the alarm anytime, the asshole.

If you need anything, just ring. No matter what time it is, I'll come. Ok?

- Thanks, son. - You're welcome.

What a woman you are. Driving me crazy.

Gave a little taste, then nothing. Left me unsatisfied.

What is it, dear?

Good evening, ma'm.

Just checked to see if there is trash to take out.

Come in. My husband's not home.

I'm on alert. I can't.

I told you to come in.

Sod your colonel.

Wow, you're so strong.

Like that female cop on TV.

- Take the jacket off. - Nope. There is alarm.

- Sit so I can see you. - She's taking it off...

You had drink.

Whatever I got!

Then drink with me too.

How can I stay awake like this!

I so fancy you.

- You got an animal attraction. - Really?

But alarm...

3 long rings.

Hug me, love!

Stop it, girl!

God damn, stop.

The keys!

- I'd be screwed! - Forget the keys now.

I can't! 3 millions lay on those keys!

Here.

Calmed now? Just get out! All you think about is keys!

Don't shout!

Your keys are more important than me, huh?

Leave my house! And don't come back!

Out! It's my fault to indulge a boar!

Never come here again! Get out!

I have never seen a guy like this.

What do we do now?

He grasps to his keys even in his sleep!

If we can have the keys for 2 hours, we'd have them duplicated.

Mr. Ubeyit is out on holiday.

3 days to that.

I can pick the door but I don't want to leave a mark.

We'll try another way.

Wow, what a broad.

Let me go!

You wait till I get that Seyit!

Here he is. You scoundrel!

Run Seyit. We're busted!

You can't run!

- I got him! - What are you doing!

Scoundrel! I've been wondering where he's getting the drinks!

Please, Mrs. Leyla. Everyone has a pride…

Shut up. Pride, he says. I’m gonna get you fired!

- Stop shouting! People are sleeping. - You shut up!

I saw him bringing him the drinks!

Enough already!

It is her husband who drinks but I get the blame.

Oh my.. He is drunk too!

You’ll see!

We’ll see.

He is coming up with things, the asshole.

Everyone is messing with me.

Are you asleep, woman!

My legs hurt!

Where in the hell have you been?

I’m on watch.

Good! Be a night watchman too, then!

From now on I’ll always drink whiskey.

Drink up. You’ll get warm.

I’m dying! What are you doing, are you crazy!

I am. Throw your arms around me!

Don’t touch! You know what the doctor said!

Donkeys chase his mother!

You cruel woman! Come on!

- You put your finger too! - Ok.

Sod the doctor! Come on, you cruel woman!

Fire!

Alarm!

Just my luck!

What fire?

Alarm!

Firefighter is coming!

Fire!

I'll destroy you all!

I'm coming!

Don't be afraid. It's just a drill.

Bring me a vodka later.

I'm coming!

Coming, colonel!

Firefighter is coming!

Here I am!

Stop!

I can't!

- Who sounded the alarm? - You did! 3 times.

- There is no fire! - I got crazy!

I got crazy. When I see a fire, I lose it!

Don't come near me!

I am innocent! Let me be! You sounded the alarm.

Hold him tight! He can attack us at any time!

Let him go. What did the poor man do!

He demolished everything! I'll press charges!

I just did my job.

He threatened both our properties and lives!

Let's kick him out! Who'll press charges?

Me. Let's kick him out!

I'll press charges too!

Sorry. My wife will too.

I'll press charges too!

You, Mr. Ferit?

I can't. He says you sounded the alarm.

Wait. I've something to say.

There's a mistake. I'm really sorry.

Our daughters sounded the alarm.

Come on. Take me to the police. Get arrested.

What are you waiting for?

Shut up. We'll still have a score to settle.

Settle it then.

Even if there is a mistake, this man threatened our lives.

For the peace of apartment, let's take the minutes...

and kick him out in 2 weeks!

Do your best.

No one can kick me out of this apartment!

The hell with your fire.

İbram. Get that thingamajig, maybe its iron will worth something.

- Happy holidays! - You, too.

Buy something for yourself.

Thanks. God bless you.

- Happy holidays, pa! - You, too, my son!

Here.

Today you'll only visit the civil servant, Mr. Ubeyit and Mr. Mahir for holiday!

- Ok? - Ok.

God bless, my girl.

You heard me, right?

You won't visit anyone else for holiday.

Mr. Ubeyit will visit the cemetery. Let's go.

You are fired. You will leave in 15 days. Read this.

I don't know how to read.

We will see who is firing who in 15 days.

Stay calm. It'll be too easy.

Tell Seyit to come in. Take his clothes off and yell for help.

That's it. The whole apartment is already trying to fire him.

They are going out.

Mr. Ubeyit is going out.

I'll quickly visit Mr. Mahir then join you.

- Happy holidays, Seyit. - You too, ma'm.

Is Mr. Mahir not in?

- To shake him too. - Nope.

Come in.

Some other time.

Come. Don't break my heart.

Let's celebrate the holiday.

Please.. Bad things can happen.

Take off your clothes.

I am!

Mr. Ubeyit is waiting for me downstairs. Well, let him!

You are driving me crazy.

Here I am.

Help! The porter is assaulting me!

Help?? You are the one who's assaulting!

Help! The porter is assaulting me!

I'm dying!

Where's that rapist!

Inside! He forced himself in! I'm alone!

The opportunist sleazeball!

Get out! Don't make me shoot!

I'm counting! 1... 2...

No one can save you now!

She was itching for it, the bitch!

Shut up! You are pressing charges, right ma'm?

- Of course! - Me, too!

Go on, you rapist!

He got horny! He has to be hung from his...

Go in. Nothing to see.

Now you'll see!

Sleazebag!

Damn you! I hope you die!

Yeah, hit him!

Wait now! This woman stole my keys!

Now I get it!

They are stealing Mr. Ubeyit's house!

He's lying!

Lying? Run upstairs! 3 millions in that house! Run!

He's running away!

Hold it! Where are you going? Come here, you sleazebag! Sit!

Stop or else!

Open it, Mr. Zafer.

You see the trick now, colonel?

Get up!

Don't move!

The woman! Catch her! I'm pressing charges!

She raped me, the asshole!

Running away with 3 million, huh?

Who do you think Seyit is?

Seyit is the king of porters!

You invite people, but no chairs to sit them.

So? They'll stand there.

My dear girl. No-one’s taking them. Eat slowly.

- You gave my notice to everyone? - Yes, pa!

- Were they surprised? - Yes.

- The colonel? - Yes! His jaw dropped!

Really?

Serves him right! If I were him, I'd commit suicide!

- Are they all coming? - Yes.

I don't have much time. I gotta go to the bank.

Did Mr. Seyit invite you too, Mr. Zafer?

Yes. To have a talk.

Of course. He is Mr. Seyit.

Let's go.

He's calling us before him, the asshole!

- Keep calm, Mr. Nuri. - Ok, ok.

What are we waiting for, let's go!

Welcome all, welcome colonel. Welcome dear Fehmi.

You have a very neat home. I always say Hacer is a tidy girl.

Yeah, you always do, Makbule.

We got the notice. Congrats.

Thanks.

I'll now talk to you a little.

Ok.

Did your wife give you permission?

Hacer, bring tea for our guests!

Bring also German biscuits!

Mind the glasses.

I saw that there is always chaos in the apartment...

so to end the constant fight, I bought the 51% of its shares.

Congrats.

So wise, dear. Property is important in life.

Enjoy it, Seyit!

Any rise on rents, Mr. Seyit?

No, I won't raise the rents.

But, porter wage is now 250 lira, which is normal.

Right, colonel?

Sure, sure.

Tip is allowed again.

No more superintendents now. I don't want it.

I'll keep working as the porter.

It is our vocation, Thank God.

Hacer! Run up and prepare Mr. Ubeyit's milk!

Ok! Let me breathe a bit! You, Mr. Seyit!

Chop chop!

Yo! Do not slam the door Mr. Nuri! We just had it fixed!

Ok. Got it.

Good boy. You better get it.

Dear girl, take those newspapers and bottles downstairs.

They'll worth something.

What is it?

- Where's Nuri going? - Dunno. Don't gossip to me.

Seyit.. A...

Vodka? Don't lean out, you'll fall! I'll get it.

İbram, take 4 bottle of juice to him.

Mr. Seyit?

You learnt how to say "Mr. Seyit" now, huh...

Yes, colonel?

If it is not too much trouble, would you buy me a Samsun?

Ok, dear.

Good boy. Come to heel like that.